#not for spicy reasons just for fun

[ghostradiodylan]

I like how infectious ideas are in fanfic. Like idk who first decided there’s a spare mattress in the radio hut but now it’s in every even mildly spicy pre-canon Rylan story and it cracks me up. Like there’s not really any sign of a mattress in there, right? It’s so dark I guess anything could be in there. 🤔

(Also why are there so many empty beer/wine looking bottles in there? Is Mr. H getting wine drunk and chainsawing shit??)

#the quarry #I put a beanbag in there in mine #not for spicy reasons just for fun #shouting into the void #fandom thought contagion #rylan #dylan x ryan #radioheads

[wasongo]

GetBackers headshots since I finished rewatching the anime a bit ago with a friend. Some of these men were impossible to draw!! Had to redraw Akabane 3 times and I'm still not sure if I captured him well.

#getbackers #fanart #ban midou #ginji amano #i ain't tagging every single character #ain't nobody got time for that #just the two main gays will do #is there a reason why i drew kazuki in the last batch you ask?? despite the fact that i love him???? #well yes #i had drawn a spicy pic of him prior to starting on these #so in my mind i had already drawn him and there was no need to include him in the lineup #but then as i was about to post the first two pages i was like HUH this looks wrong #and it was cause kazuki wasn't there #i set course to fix that immediately but #then i realized i had to pick 5 other characters to fill another sheet lmao #but hey it gave me a reason to draw Clayman and i had a lot of fun drawing her face

[tatsumi-rin]

Moral Orel doesn't seem 100% like a show I'd feel seen in if you don't know me but then I remember the episode with the special ed kids and underneath the usual satire on extremist bible belt religion it reminds me WAY too much of how actual special ed departments treated me and other kids growing up.

Like the writers must HAVE BEEN THERE IN LIFE, man. I'd kill to sit down with Dino Stamatopoulos and find out what the fuck inspired him and the other writing staff that day.

#husbandothings #moral orel #bonus fun tag rant? bonus fun tag rant...apparently #in those departments you are immediately written off as a tragic forever toddler by at least 50% of the staff regardless of your disability #there's good ones but the bad ones bring the fun spicy trauma #it doesn't matter how smart you actually are you gotta draw the sad face on that boy on the comic sans worksheet at the age of 15 #in your free lesson spaces that you got because of reasons #if someone tells me they're a teaching assistant or have “qualifications” in autism and special needs development i immediately distrust #because I have never met a neurotypical person with those qualifications who knows how to treat kids like humans especially autistic kids #funniest part? I was mostly in the special ed department because of my hearing and not totally my undiagnosed autism #and a little because of wonky emotional development from get this...a freaking religious school #like i see adults in the show and i see the headteacher who tried to tell my parents i should forgive the bullies because jesus would #even though the truth is way more nuanced but he just wanted to wash his hands of it #it's funnier than it should be because that teacher would fit right in to this show for that and additional reasons I won't state here #my family were atheists but thought the school would be good #the weird thing is at that time as a little kid I liked the idea of believing in god but nothing that happened proved Him to me #and moral orel hits because it resonates with the fact i genuinely believe religion can do good and it's all about the people #the ones who want to use that faith for good in the world and surviving rough crap and not to do things that would make jesus flip tables #that has stuck with me for over a decade as has the people who felt the show reinforced their christianity #but anyway

[mishwanders]

Mkay! Well, either some food for thought or a request, take it as you will

We all know about the "Time has an hourglass" post which means he could have thighs

And boy am I a sucker for thighs

So what if Reader, hungry for those thigh, decides to grab them and when I say grab, I mean that gorilla "you're not leaving" grip

Then Reader decides to dom Time so good because I would love to reduce this man to whimpers and whines

AND THAT MOMMY KINK🫡🫡🫡

-🕸️

🕸️ Nonnie, we are on the same brainwave because OH MY GOD YES SOMEONE ELSE SEES THE VISION!

Characters: Lu Time x GN!Reader

A/N+Warnings: Smut, Minors DNI with this one. Written by Mishwanders - pls do not repost.

Goddesses, if anything was going to be the death of him, you by far were up there on the list - and if Time wasn’t going to die in this moment, he was sure he would lose his soul straight through his cock with the way you were ruthlessly riding him, never giving him an ounce of mercy.

Times body strained as your ass collided into his hips with each loud and heavy snap of your own, unable to move from the way you had him pinned down to the bed with your legs settled snugly around his hip and the way your nails dug into the lean muscles along his thighs. He was sure that you were going to leave a mark on him, whether by memory alone or a permanent indent in his skin, he didn’t seem to give a damn.

All he cared about was the way you made him feel. The way you had him completely at your will, a whimpering and moaning mess of himself underneath you, not even giving him an ounce of satisfaction of being able to see your face and how he had you feel too. Instead he got the view of the collision of your ass into his hips, every delicious ripple that followed up your skin like a disrupted river, every delicate movement of the muscles down your back, and the view of you bouncing on his cock. The sensation of you tightly wrapped around cock was driving him to the brink of losing himself in the moment, which wouldn’t have been hard to do, especially considering the way you were speaking to him in that breathless and sultry voice - a small indicator of how much of an effect he was having on you as well.

“You like it when I take over, don’t you, fairy boy?”

He hummed in response, moaning out a simple “Yes” in return. Everything about you felt,looked, and sounded so good to him, so much that he was thrown by surprise when you began to circle your hips along with each bounce, reducing him even further to your will, moaning out your name as he gripped the sheets, begging you to let him cum.

His complete and utter desperation for it sounded like music to your ears, so much ghost it spurred you further in the ruthlessness of your movements as you spoke.

“You want it so badly? Ask me nicely.”

Time became even more of a mess as he stumbled over his words, his voice trembling, strained, and labored as he begged you so nicely to let him cum. You allowed it to drag on for a moment, enjoying and reveling in it before you finally commanded him to do so, praising him for being such a good boy for you, for making you feel so good. That’s when he completely unraveled at the seams, losing himself to desire as he finally released himself in you, completely lost to you and the heightened sensations in his body, growing teary eyed and begging you to stop as you took him past the edge of no return.

Thankfully for him, you listened to his pleading, gradually tapering off the movements of your hips until you finally came to a stop, sliding off of him in order to face him. You could see the bruised indents you left on his thighs and leaned down to gently kiss each one, causing his body to tremble at the subtle touch before you finally found your place beside him, gently caressing his jaw as you kissed his cheek, speaking to him in a low whisper, “You did so good, fairy boy.”

Time swallowed hard at the sound of your praise, unable to take his eyes off of you as your hands began to trail along his body again, tongue lapping at the sweat along his neck, teeth gingerly nipping at the soft skin of his neck and shoulder. He knew you weren’t done with him yet, not even in the slightest.

Goddesses, you were going to have his soul and be the death of him too.

#also for reason I know - most people who do a lot of walking for their jobs have nice thighs because they build a lot of muscle that way #just a fun fyi for ya #mdni #spicy writing: time #save Epona and ride the old man #lu time x reader #linked universe x reader #linked universe fic #linked universe fanfic #linked universe #lu time

[straight-to-the-pain]

I know I haven’t posted any original fic in ages, I’ve been a little burnt out from uni and placement and also all the scenes I’ve been wanting to write either need research (historical fiction) or require too many emotions (everyone is traumatised) but please do bear with me there will be content… eventually… I hope

#though going into my third year as a nursing student probably not soon sorry #i have so many thoughts in my head Al the time #but yeah no I legit just need to do research about planes and also Soviet prisons which is fun because autism but hard because adhd #i also want to write about my characters having a bad time for personal reasons but then I start having a bad time for personal reasons #but I swear I am not abandoning my works #maybe I will even branch out into some spicy content Hm #just some low stakes violent smut wouldn’t that be nice #okay well done if you made it through my sleepy rag ramble #s talks

[designernishiki]

okay hot take time with tumblr user designernishiki yet again.

i really don’t get the hype over majimako like. at all. I’ve tried to wrap my head around it but every time I just end up so confused how it’s such a popular pairing and wondering if we played the same game like?? they had no chemistry, barely even knew each other (and what they did know of each other was almost entirely built off desperate traumabonding) and people treat the pairing like it’s the most deep, romantic thing in the world despite there being like. nothing there. at least romantically speaking. it’s honest to god baffling to me.

their most iconic “romantic” image together comes from a scene where makoto wants to fucking run away from him because she wants to find lee, who she fully trusts and who’s in danger (and probably also because majima’s literally just admitted to initially planning to murder her.) and he has to hold her there so she doesn’t get herself killed by running (literally) blindly into the street or something. how on earth is that a romantic scene.

their little sort-of date consists of majima being kind and sympathetic to her, sure, maybe even displaying some surface level feelings, but she’s completely preoccupied because of the massively important issues going on at the time with the lieutenants who wronged tachibana, she’s more or less probably plotting their deaths in her head during that scene, and in the end she purposefully has him run to get takoyaki so she can flat out Leave without him stopping her. because she has other priorities and is Not In The Headspace For A Soft Sentimental Escapade to say the absolute least.

Whatever they were, they were not In Love, they didn’t have time or circumstances for that, or to get to know one another as Actual People rather than as incidental liferafts in the midst of a sea of traumatic, nightmarish events. majima attached himself to her and felt strongly about her safety and eventual return to normalcy because she reminded him of himself and wanted her to have the pleasant civilian life he couldn’t give himself. on her end? honestly I don’t think she felt that connected to him at all up until the end, namely up until when he fixed her watch. and even then “romantic” is not even close to the word id use for what she was feeling– in fact I think that waters it down, if anything. I mean like fuck she was there bringing flowers to her brother’s grave in the spot where he died in front of her i really don’t think this was about romanticism, it was about compassion and selflessness and wishing her good luck in her new, free life, while expecting nothing from her in return. he cared about her and her outcome in life deeply and this would be the case regardless of any romantic feelings for her.

Anyway I didn’t mean for this to turn into an essay and somehow I could go on for longer but I absolutely do not need to. I just. am so secure in my thoughts about this and sometimes seeing how people talk about this relationship and it’s supposed deep romanticism makes me feel like I’m losing my mind or played a completely different game or something ngl. don’t get me wrong, ship whatever you want I’m not saying it’s problematic or something it’s just. bizarre to me how popular and sensationalized it is. and a little frustrating how applying this overdramatic romantic narrative to them can so often water down a dynamic that’s way more nuanced and interesting on an individual character level.

#long post #rambling #it drives me a little insane. can you tell #I don’t know man #sometimes I really feel like a lot of people just like it because it makes majima seem more Normal and Less Fruity #not saying everyone is like that #but #I do think a large portion of the hype comes from this mindset consciously or not #and if I wanna get Real spicy for a second. I think the insinuation that he somehow developed feelings for her after knowing her for like #less than a week and only in the worst possible situations was written in as a way to- at least somewhat intentionally- #provide an excuse for why majima’s relationships with women in future years either crumble horribly (mirei) or he doesn’t take any #genuine interest in pursuing them at All. it helps to be able to point at shiyawase nara iiya and go look! he’s Like That because he’ll #always only have feelings for makoto! there’s definitely not anything fruity going on with him at all and he’s definitely not been #into his close male companion for possibly entire Decades #and what’s annoying is that this strategy. if it was. in fact. a strategy. worked pretty well #people really do think he’s been romantically hung up on her for years and that’s the sole reason he doesn’t pursue any women #(sans mirei but that’s. a whole different discussion. and obviously did not work out very well.) #but anyway #yeah #fun fact this pairing is the only tag I have filtered on tumblr like. period. fhfjfjdjdjdj #I KNOW that’s petty of me and like I said there’s nothing like morally Wrong with it or something it just. annoys me. #and I’m gonna be real since I’m dumping all this here anyway. every time I see an alternate timeline pic of them where they’re like. a #Normal Couple with a Normal Life and majima is a Normal Guy i physically recoil i just. i hate it dude i really do #like agshdhfhdhdh majima’s development into who he is hinges SO MUCH on embracing and accepting the fact that he’s not Normal and will never #be Normal and that’s okay– in fact that’s great in its own way because he doesn’t have to fit into a mold and can explore whatever #eccentricities and hobbies and parts of an identity he wants to create. for better or for worse. y0 majima still clings onto hope that he #has the capability for ‘normalcy’ and he sees that potential in makoto. but eventually has to come to terms with that not being an option #for him. and he mourns it at first but is quick to take advantage of the freedom that comes with that realization. and etc etc etc. it’s so #important to him as a character and such a big queer theme as well and I hateeeeeee when people erase it in favor of ‘but what if he was #Normal and not a Freak.’ bdhxhffjbfb I ran out of tags so I need to shut up fr fr

[majorbaby]

i try to be normal about loan words because they exist in every language but i can't help but be filled with rage every time i see or hear the term "dirty chai"

#i was going to stop making fun of white people for saying 'tea tea' (chai = 'tea') because it was getting played out #and what you put in your tea is your own business (tho if u like spicy espresso u could just put the masala in ur espresso) #first borrow a word and then do that to it. just. thoughtless. #anyway the reason i dont go back to relentlessly making fun of men and white people is because there is always a bigoted backlash #not because it isnt fun or they (white people) or we (men) dont deserve it

[lab-trash]

Does anyone else love the idea that Kaz and Skylar like spicy food and can eat the most spicy stuff put there, meanwhile Chase and Bree can't do spicy food because for most of their lives they've been eating the most bland food.

#oliver cant do spicy food because he just cant #i dont have a fun reason for him #lab rats elite force #mighty med #lab rats #chase davenport #kase #kaz mm #kaz lref #chaz #skylar storm #bree davenport #brylar

[jrueships]

WHAT IN THE I WANT TO KILL YOU BUT I CANT BECAUSE WE'RE IN A PUBLIC SETTING BUT OOOOH WOULDN'T IT BE FUN ENEMIES TO LOVERS NECESSARY UNNECESSARY MASQUERADE BALLROOM DANCE TO THE STRINGS OF OUR TENSION IS THIS ?!?!?!?

#nikola jokić a shy taciturn prince of wherever the fuck hes from #serbia #idk i just named the first spicy pale skin region i could think of tbh #who just wants to tend to his horses and live out a quiet unperturbed life out in the moutains #and joel embiid the charming crystal of cameroon who's here not for a long time but for a fun time #slap an arrange marriage for strange political reasons and boom #200k enemies to lovers slowburn WRITE IT! NOW!!! #not me i came up with the idea which means i have the whip now so like disneys animators u will churn out and burn out #and i will get the credit bcs im awesome 😊 #everyone whos still up say aye #this gets zero notes

[vaedar]

𝐎𝐎𝐂; That kinks thing was from 5 years ago and with how like 85% of his interactions are/end up in bowchikabowow scenes, I am here to remind you all that this little shit has always been a manwhore and he will probably always (shamelessly) be a manwhore.

#ofc there is a reason behind that... i dont just do random character traits without a reason but yes #it's why it's fun writing vaedar and rhaegar because they are almost opposites in that aspect #i mean don't be fooled rhaegar can be a pretty spicy man with the right person enough to match vaedar easily #but again just the right person not with everyone. vaedar is a manwhore with everyone he likes enough xD #tati ooc

[rightintoalake]

ox in the dark also established something for me for oxventure as a whole, which probably won't be in other series but i wish it was, that individual pairings for episodes strengthens characters and relationships so much more than all 5 all the time. its so much easier to focus on character development when they rotate and have downtime incorporated into the story.

#i love full cast episodes and appearances in the video games channel as well #cause it is so much fun #but for character reasons above i want to hear about pairs and trios just hanging out #also fleshes out what the world culture is and so on #is this a spicy take? idk its 3am and there are so many run on sentences help #oxventure in the dark

[itspileofgoodthings]

It’s not funny unless you know us all personally but the HUMOR of Taylor singing I Can See You as the surprise song for me, my sister who’s me but in a different font and our two high school best friends.

#best way to describe our energy is either sheltered or SEVERE #Nina and I can just be so severe on anything that even approaches being blue #and it was like Taylor was winking at us. It was so funny #(Is blue the term. Idk. Spicy) #I’ve been telling Nina for personal reasons that we need to get over the slight streak of the puritanical we have #And Taylor was like HAPPY to help #(It’s a great and very fun song) #(Yes I know I love dress aksjjsjsjs)

[nintendont2502]

26. Hows your spice tolerance?

It's terrible but I'm also incredibly stubborn so i keep eating spicy things anyway lmaoo

#my step family is malaysian and their food is fucking delicious but also spicy as hell sometimes so ill suffer through the spice #but also sometimes ill just try and get people to dare me to eat a chilli/hot sauce for?? no reason?? #like it isnt fun. they dont care if i do it. but i do it anyway and i suffer #at least i feel proud of myself after ig #ask #answer #me.txt #ask game #eowynnsstuffnthings

[yaboisoph]

Ruh roh gang, I'm being overcome by a creeping sense of emptiness that is only growing stronger as I continue to struggle against it by being productive and trying to sort out material improvements to my life.

#personal #mental health walks and going outside are not cutting it. spending time with friends is also not helping. very fun and mysterious. #and struggling to avoid self pitying doom spiral thoughts I guess? over old hurts which haven't been relevant for a while. #there is a reasonable chance it's spicy pms because I also feel exhausted physically. but has been slightly more than a full week. #anyway feels fucking silly just feeling like an awful person who everyone will eventually hate just because my brain is doing something odd

[boneless-mika]

Sometimes I honestly feel like I’m not welcome in the aspec community because I dare to call myself aroace despite liking romance

#not for liking spicy stuff weirdly but I do feel excluded from the spicy stuff fandom for being a virgin who’s never going to change that #I thought happiness for beginners was a fun and cute movie #and I’m still obsessed with F.T. Lukens’ newer books #which are ya fantasy romance and they are so cute and wholesome #and just like drop a whole bunch of happiness onto me #I also love stand still stay silent which so far has had no romance #(I haven’t finished it yet tho) #I really don’t need romance in my epic fantasy I honestly don’t like it there #but I’m not like terribly upset by it #I think Shallan and Adolin from the Stormlight archive have a great relationship #and there’s another romantic relationship that is very impactful to the plot and politics so that’s good #but if Sanderson tries to give Kaladin a main romance in KoWT I swear I will eat that man #(not an actual threat lol) #I just like his character arc and don’t think it would benefit from romance #and for some reason I just can’t see him in a romantic relationship

[elisedonut]

fun fact about me

In highschool I went through a phase where I would not watch/read anything if it had an m/f ship for any main character

So I pretty much went a whole 2 years only watching/reading either cute girls/boys doing cute things anime , Yaoi, Yuri, or idol anime(read imas and then love live when it came out)

#Fun fact is arguable #More like wanna hear how weird I was at 16 #What's even weirder about this is this was back when I thought I was bi #I'm a lesbian #Or at least I think #idk I have an internal crisis #about if I'm actually ace like once every three months so #But currently I label myself lesbian #i feel like every time i talk about my weird relationship to m/f ships i sound like a bitch #i just got real complicated feelings about them for reasons i honestly don't really understand like i want to get more into them though #im legit so unbothered by reading gay smut m/m or f/f doesn't matter but the moment its m/f smut my brain like recoils its very stupid #like romance is a ok fun lovely but as soon as it starts getting too spicy i just get so uncomfortable and i don't understand why!!