#of Joe and Andrew running kissing etc

[catharusustulatus]

Had a dream Joe Keery and Andrew Garfield were in a Safdie bros movie where they played gay lovers running from the mob and they made out to EDM in a club bathroom to hide from a hitman. My subconscious is a genius.

#thank you dreams for giving me what felt like a whole movie #of Joe and Andrew running kissing etc #in pink strobe lights #to Break Free by Ariana Grande #joe keery #andrew garfield

[qqueenofhades]

Everytime I read "Nicolo di Genova" my brain glitches and I read "Nicolo do Genovia" instead so /whispers/ Kaysanova Princess Diaries AU?

...yes. Did someone say Gay Champagne Romcom? Because that is my Brand.

Nicolò is an Italian-American graduate student living in New York City with his widowed Italian mother and working on an engineering degree at NYU. He was thinking about joining the priesthood for a few years and recently dropped out of seminary and is feeling that Millennial Crisis that all of us know about. He has gone on a few Tinder/Grindr dates, but it’s hard enough to meet someone in this city even when you’re not a gay ex-priest engineering student living in his mother’s rent-controlled apartment in Morningside Heights because have you seen the property prices in New York. Plus WHENEVER he brings a nice boy home, HEY PRESTO there’s his mom waiting eagerly up in the front room, “NICOLÒ WHO IS THIS HANDSOME YOUNG MAN, DOES HE HAVE GOOD PARENTS, IS HE A CATHOLIC NICOLÒ” and of course that instantly kills any kind of romantic mood. Nicolò is like “let’s just go over to yours PLEASE.” But he tends not to see his dates again anyway, and it’s equally depressing, and it’s nice that his mom isn’t homophobic or anything, but he’d like to just meet someone without his mother instantly planning the Big Fat Gay Italian Wedding, and yes he knows this is a nice problem to have but STILL

Anyway, then of course the Dead Dad Circus rolls into town, and Nicolò learns that he’s not actually the son of a nice hardworking Italian immigrant, but of His Serene Highness Prince Domenico Grimaldi of Genovia, who wouldn’t you know it, has recently died too young from cancer and left no legitimate heir except the result of his rebellious teen fling with a cocktail waitress in Capri – which would be, you guessed it, Nicolò. While Nicolò is still processing the horrifying mental image of his mother being a cocktail waitress in Capri and having to look up Genovia on a map, the rest of the royal machine is kicking into overdrive. This involves a very awkward meeting in a very fancy Manhattan hotel with Nicolò’s magnificent but rather out-of-touch royal grandmother, Her Serene Highness The Queen Mother Maria Elisabetta Henrietta Julia Victoria Mignonette Grimaldi of Genovia. She’s basically Julie Andrews because obviously. She informs Nicolò of his Solemn Duty to return to Genovia and become Prince Nicolò and eventually be prepared to take the throne and submit to a fascinating life of minor European royal family ribbon-cutting duties. Oh, and getting married and producing more heirs to the throne, on pain of breaking a thousand-year-old bloodline, though she doesn’t say this out loud. Her loyal right-hand man, driver, and general bodyguard/fixer/man about town, Sebastien le Livre aka Booker, gives Nicolò various sympathetic looks but does not interrupt.

Nicolò obviously freaks out and runs off to call up his best friend at NYU, Andy. Andy is some indeterminate degree of years older than him, in some indeterminable stage of her Classics PhD, and sometimes says weird things like how badly the Library of Alexandria had already been defunded by the Roman emperors before it finally burned, like she was there and holds a personal grudge about it. She is a cranky vodka-drinking lesbian who rides a motorcycle, gets them into periodic scrapes, and understands his shit dating life. She deeply empathizes with all his “I’m not going to run away and leave my life in New York to become part of some creakingly antique regressive imperial monarchic system of racist and homophobic oppression, NO SIR!” Fight the power, Nicolò. Fuck those guys.

Of course, however, Julie Andrews Grandmother Maria prevails and Nicolò is forced to take Prince Lessons, which he hates but tries to be a good sport about, because, well, he’s Nicolò and he’s a good person. He is then whisked off on a private plane to Genovia, because they want to see him in situ before they make a final decision on accepting him as their prince. There of course we have the high-life palaces and parks and snooty clueless aristocrats who look at Nicolò like he’s a prize racehorse and have absolutely zero clue, none, nada, about the real world. Just as Nicolò is about to firmly decide that this is a complete crock of shit and he’s going back to NYU, he meets….

Prince Yusuf “call me Joe” al-Kaysani.

Joe is a minor member of one of the Middle Eastern royal families, some fictional tiny Gulf kingdom that is super SUPER oil rich. He has a title and a lot of money but doesn’t have a clearly defined role in the family, other than that he’s been ordered not to embarrass it. Nicky does not know this when they first meet, but obviously it’s not possible to be an out gay prince in a conservative Arabian-peninsula Islamic kingdom, and therefore the fixers have arranged for Joe to be publicly dating a daughter of the Malaysian sultan, Quynh. (We are making her Malaysian in this instance so she can also be Muslim and hence an appropriate match for Joe.) Except Princess Quynh is also hella lesbian and is getting the same thing out of the fake dating with Joe that he is, i.e. throwing people off the scent of their real selves. They spend their time together in private eating popcorn, commiserating about their lives and crazy royal families and the press invading their privacy, watching romcoms, and Judging the Straights. They’re actually best friends and text each other all the time, so at the royal function where Joe runs into the stiff and nervous and clearly overcompensating New Guy who’s evidently the New Prince of Genovia, and oh my god Q he’s the Most stuck up person I’ve EVER MET, Quynh is the first to hear ALL about it. She immediately suspects that Joe doth protest too much.

Meanwhile, Nicky meets Nile Freeman, another young American (from Chicago, obvs) who is working at some important EU institution currently headquartered in Genovia. They also hit it off and Nile tells Nicky about the things she wants to do to help change the world and why she’s here, and he is moved by her kindness and altruism and remembers that that was what he wanted too, and why he joined the priesthood in the first place. He opens up to her about the shock of learning the truth about his now-dead dad and the crazy whirlwind he’s been sucked into and how he doesn’t know what to do, and their friendship is beautiful and we love it.

Meanwhile, of course, Nicky and Joe keep running into each other and getting on each other’s nerves, Nicky is thisclose to calling up Booker and ordering him to deport Joe because why is he always here (Booker, of course, will eventually become a secret ally in helping them see each other, but that is not quite yet). There is some Shenanigan where they end up both getting into trouble, Grandmother Julie Andrews is not amused, and finally they are forced to sit next to each other for a whole state dinner and Be Polite, because Genovia is trying to forge better relations with Joe’s kingdom. (Genovia is tiny, ancient, and broke, Joe’s kingdom has obviously a ton of money, there are old historical ties between them, some Genovians traveled to the kingdom in the past, Genovia’s trying to improve its human rights record and take in more refugees, etc. Nile is also helping with this last). So Nicky and Joe get ordered to fake a highly convincing bromance and pretend they’ve been best buddies all along (think Red White and Royal Blue) and that means they have to actually learn about each other and spend time together and ugh, he’s a spoiled rich playboy brat, and ugh, he’s a clueless American who thinks he’s better than us, and…

Oh no.

Yes, of course they fall in love, they deny it as hard as they can, Nile and Quynh and Booker are all increasingly exasperated by their attempts to pretend they’re not, and finally they kiss and make love and admit their feelings and that they want to be together. Then of course they get outed by some scheming evil cabinet minister (Merrick) who doesn’t want Nicky to become king and disapproves of him dating (gasp) a MUSLIM WHO IS ALSO A MAN, and there’s a huge scandal and a ton of drama and the usual Romcom Breakup Angst as they decide whether they can still see each other. Andy flies out to Genovia to comfort Nicky, Booker has a Word With The Queen, and Joe hides in his room until Quynh (along with Nile, who she’s met and hit it off with) appears to tell him that he has to be brave, she’ll help.

Anyway, etc etc., Drama, “I love him no matter what, if you don’t accept him you don’t accept me and your STUPID BLOODLINE CAN CHOKE” speeches from Nicky, Julie Andrews sees the light, they decide that Nicky and Joe can keep seeing each other, and it’s all rather sweet. There’s a lot of public relations to be managed and whether Joe’s family is going to disown him and what this will mean for the whole international relations thing, but… one thing at a time.

Nicky agrees to become Prince of Genovia as long as he can be with Joe, Joe decides that hey, he likes Nile too and there’s plenty of meaningful work to be had here and the three of them can join forces to do good things and he’s going to stay, and the Genovian public obviously comes around and loves them. Nobody can find Princess Quynh. It’s rumored she ran off to America with a cranky vodka-drinking PhD student of indeterminate age and was last seen on the back of a motorcycle heading west.

Everyone lives happily and gayly ever after.

The End.

#the old guard fanfiction #joe x nicky #kaysanova #anonymous #ask

[looselipssinkshipsmeme]

Mail Call #52 (Fortnight of 19 May 2021)

Thank you to everyone who participated in our Fill One, Save Three event over the last four weeks (and one day). Working together, we created 19 prompt fills, and saved 51 prompts from the great cull. All of the remaining 227 prompts from October through December 2019 have been sent to the great beyond. New Fills this Issue Last Call by @howling_harpy BAND OF BROTHERS, Carwood Lipton/Ronald Speirs, Ron never in his life imagined that *Carwood* would be the one led away in handcuffs. Beautiful by @arwen88 BAND OF BROTHERS, Denver 'Bull' Randleman/Johnny Martin, Sometimes he just wants to feel pretty. How Much Is Ours to Keep by @churchkey BAND OF BROTHERS, Donald Malarkey/Joseph Toye, Begging not to come because he wants it to last longer. By Strength of Arm and Heart by @muccamukk BAND OF BROTHERS, Donald Malarkey/Joseph Toye, Don's always crushed on how strong Joe is. Between the Rules and You by @anthrobrat BAND OF BROTHERS, Edward 'Babe' Heffron/Eugene Roe, Babe really loves leaving hickies on Gene, and Gene loves the feeling of being owned. All My Wishes Turned to Dust by @murreleteer BAND OF BROTHERS, Lewis Nixon/Richard Winters, bad guys made them do it. Never, Perhaps, to See Each Other Again by @fiorediloto BAND OF BROTHERS, Lewis Nixon/Richard Winters, They have a one night stand at the end of OCS because they don't think they'll see each other ever again. Imagine their surprise when they're both assigned to Toccoa, and to the same platoon. Who by Common Trial by @muccamukk BAND OF BROTHERS, Joseph Toye/William 'Wild Bill' Guarnere, The kind of pain he needs to forget. Wild Bill by @leerious BAND OF BROTHERS, William 'Wild Bill' Guarnere, Any pairing or pairings, how he got the nickname Wild Bill. Dirrty by @arwen88 GENERATION KILL, Brad 'Iceman' Colbert/Josh Ray Person, Blow job in some bar’s bathroom When In Roma by @queerapostate GENERATION KILL, Brad 'Iceman' Colbert/Josh Ray Person, Meeting at a gay bar and pretending to be strangers. New Prompts this Issue BAND OF BROTHERS, Ann Winters & Richard Winters, Ann's terrified of what her brother might think if he finds out how she feels about girls. BAND OF BROTHERS, Augusta (Anna) Chiwy/Renee LeMaire, They knew each other as children, and fell in love, but one didn't want to run away to Brussels, and broke the other's heart. The siege of Bastogne is the first time they've spoken since. BAND OF BROTHERS, Carwood Lipton/Lewis Nixon/Richard Winters/Ronald Speirs, Uncontrollable circumstances (sex pollen, a/b/o, fuck or die, etc.) cause some mixing of partners of established relationships, leading them to reevaluate whether monogamy is the only way. Pairings and tone are dealers choice, so long as it ends in polyamory and is canon-era. BAND OF BROTHERS, Carwood Lipton/Ronald Speirs, Carwood has a few dark secrets of his own. BAND OF BROTHERS, Carwood Lipton/Ronald Speirs, In Bastogne, due to shelling, blinding snow, etc, Carwood and Ron are separated from the others, unsure where the lines are. BAND OF BROTHERS, Denver 'Bull' Randleman, Bull loves to be praised BAND OF BROTHERS, Denver 'Bull' Randleman/Johnny Martin, Johnny likes using Bull as a portable shelter. Bull likes being able to protect Johnny. BAND OF BROTHERS, Edward 'Babe' Heffron/Eugene Roe, Babe likes his corset laces done up tight. BAND OF BROTHERS, Edward 'Babe' Heffron/William 'Wild Bill' Guarnere, Attempting to have sex in the front seat of a car does not go as planned. BAND OF BROTHERS, Edward Shames/Thomas Peacock, Blissful domesticity BAND OF BROTHERS, Edward Shames/Thomas Peacock, Hiding to have sex BAND OF BROTHERS, Lewis Nixon/Richard Winters, Dick and Nix travelling Europe post-war (Honeymoon? Business trip? 'I'll take you there?' Your call!), as exemplified by this picture: https://easycompany123.tumblr.com/post/648733686433447936/so-youre-telling-me-thats-not-winters-and-nixon BAND OF BROTHERS, Lewis Nixon/Richard Winters, Dick has a humiliating secret he's been hiding all this time. Nix finds out and gets a hell of a kick out of it. BAND OF BROTHERS, Lewis Nixon/Richard Winters, Five times Harry didn't catch on to what was happening between Dick and Nix and one he totally did. GENERATION KILL, Brad 'Iceman' Colbert/Nathaniel 'Nate' Fick, He would throw it all away for a final kiss goodbye. GENERATION KILL, Brad 'Iceman' Colbert/Nathaniel 'Nate' Fick, Nobody knows about Brad and Nate’s relationship except for them. And when Brad’s head wound from his latest deployment causes memory loss, Nate is the only one who knows what they were to each other. THE PACIFIC, Andrew 'Ack-Ack' Haldane/Edward 'Hillbilly' Jones, Highlander fusion: Eddie is an older immortal, but this is Andy's first time dying. THE PACIFIC, Bill 'Hoosier' Smith/Bud 'Runner' Conley/Lew 'Chuckler' Juergens/Robert Leckie, Attempting to have an orgy in a car: Legs and arms flailing, someone hitting their head multiple times, leaning on the gear shift and it giving way, hitting your knee on the horn. The door opening and someone almost falling out.

#band of brothers #generation kill #the pacific #hbo war #loose lips sink ships prompt meme #loose lips sink ships #loose lips sink ships mail call

[lovingunderratedcharacters]

Okay so apparently the links on my rules post are still not working on mobile, so I’m just posting everything on here. The Request List and Master List are up to date as of 8/5/19.

RULES:

REQUESTS AND SHIPS ARE CLOSED.

I will be writing preferences for the following TV Shows/Movies:

Magnificent Seven (2016 version)

Newsies (Movie)

Band of Brothers

The Pacific

Generation Kill

Firefly

Titanic

Star Wars: Clone Wars

Saving Private Ryan

Inglourious Basterds

Fury

Armageddon (1998 movie)

Star Wars: Original (Luke, Leia, Han)

Star Wars: New (Anakin, Padme, Obi Wan)

Star Wars: Reboot (Rey, Finn, Poe)

Star Trek: Enterprise (tv series)

Star Trek: Voyager (tv series)

Maze Runner Trilogy

The Martian

Les Miserables

Holes

The Matrix Trilogy

Full Metal Jacket

Bones

(THIS LIST IS EVER CHANGING. IF YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT’S NOT ON HERE BUT YOU WANT ME TO WRITE A PREFERENCE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS, LET ME KNOW AND I’LL SEE IF I’VE EVER SEEN IT BEFORE)

Anons welcome.

If you do not specify which characters you want, I will use the main characters/the characters I know best.

I will only be writing preferences and headcannons. I may expand to reader inserts later on but those seem to take quite a bit of time.

I will write smutty preferences.

I WILL NOT write ANY triggering content (cutting, suicide, abuse, etc.) This is meant to be fun and I don’t feel comfortable writing something like that.

I have the right to refuse to write anything that I choose for whatever reason.

Check my masterlist and request list before asking me to write something.

I may take some time to write these (I’m a working college student in a rigorous pre-nursing program) so be patient.

Feel free to ask me anything!

REQUEST LIST:

THIS IS EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN REQUESTED SO FAR. I AM WORKING ON THESE AND ONCE THEY ARE POSTED, THEY WILL BE TAKEN OFF OF THE REQUEST LIST AND PUT ON THE MASTERLIST.

BoB = Band of Brothers

TP = The Pacific

GK = Generation Kill

IB = Inglourious Basterds

SPR = Saving Private Ryan

F = Fury

FMJ = Full Metal Jacket

First “I Love You” w/ Leyden, Jay, and Hamm Special Request (TP)

Lynn “Buck” Compton Headcannons (BoB)

Best Friends With Easy Company Headcannons (BoB)

Best Friends With The Marines Headcannons (TP)

Married Headcannons With Romus “Burgie” Burgin (TP)

Gigantic Andrew “Ack-Ack” Haldane Headcannons (TP)

First Time With The Men (Smut) (F)

Reader Relationship With Joker + Comforting Him After The War (FMJ)

How Donnie Shows He’s Attracted To Someone and How He Acts Around Them (IB)

Norman Ellison Headcannons (F)

Reader Runs Into Brad After A Breakup From Years Ago (GK)

How Animal Mother Reacts To Reader Being Shot By The Sniper (FMJ)

Wonder Woman-esque Reader Joining Easy (BoB)

Dating Don “Wardaddy” Collier Would Include (F)

Wonder Woman-esque Reader Joining The Marines (TP)

How They React To The Reader Leaving After A Fight (SPR)

First Time With Experienced vs Virgin Easy Men (BoB)

First Time With Experienced vs Virgin Marines (TP)

Dating Carwood Lipton Would Include + Smut (BoB)

Edward “Hillbilly” Jones Headcannons + Smut (TP)

Jay De L'Eau Headcannons + Smut (TP)

Blurting Out That You’re In Love With Them (IB)

Finding Out The Reader Is Pregnant (IB)

Archie Hicox Cuddling/Show Admiration Headcannons (IB)

Stanley Mellish Dating/Married Headcannons (Smut) (SPR)

Irwin Wade Dating/Married Headcannons (Smut) (SPR)

Reaction To Well Respected Female Sniper Reader Being Shot Accidentally By A New Guy (TP)

How Would The Men React To Being The Only One Left Behind With You Behind Enemy Lines And How Would You Work Together To Escape (BoB)

How Would The Men React To Being The Only One Left Behind With You Behind Enemy Lines And How Would You Work Together To Escape (TP)

Smutty Ralph Spina Relationship Headcannons (BoB)

Hanging Out With Ack-Ack Haldane in Guadalcanal and Australia Best Friends and Romantic (TP)

The Guys Giving You Advice After You Fail At Something (BoB)

Smutty Bill Guarnere Headcannons (Smut) (BoB)

The Guys Giving You A Present (BoB)

Hoosier Smith Headcannons Where He Slowly Warms Up To You and Getting Into A Relationship (TP)

How Would The Men React To Being The Only One Left Behind With You Behind Enemy Lines And How Would You Work Together To Escape (F)

Hugo Stiglitz Headcannons Where He Slowly Warms Up To You and Getting Into A Relationship (IB)

Anthony “Manimal” Jacks Headcannons (GK)

MASTER LIST:

THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE WRITTEN SO FAR.

Band of Brothers:

How They Kiss You (Visual)

Dating Joe Liebgott Would Include (Slight Smutty Reference)

Smut Preference for Shifty and Tab (Smut)

Dating Ron Speirs Would Include (Smut)

Dating Joe Toye Would Include (Smut)

Dating Lewis Nixon Would Include (Smut)

Dating David Webster Would Include

Dating Eugene Roe Would Include

Dating Bill Guarnere Would Include

Dating George Luz Would Include

Doc Roe Smutty Headcannons (Smut)

Richard Winters Smutty Headcannons (Smut)

Chuck Grant Headcannons

Dating Darrell “Shifty” Powers Would Include (Smut)

First Time with The Band of Brothers Guys (Smut)

How They React to You Joining The Company

Dating Floyd Talbert Would Include

Joe Toye Headcannons

Donald Malarkey Headcannons

Eugene Roe Headcannons

Warren Muck Headcannons

Eugene Roe + Nurse Reader Insert

Eugene Roe as a Dad/Husband Headcannons

Frank Perconte Headcannons

Albert Blithe Headcannons

Joe Liebgott Headcannons

Richard Winters Headcannons

George Luz Headcannons

Lewis Nixon Headcannons

How They React To Reader Having Heterochromia

How They React To An Argument With You

Fluffy/Smutty Joe Liebgott Headcannons (Smut)

Dating Richard Winters Would Include

In The Rain Headcannons (w/ Guarnere, Spiers, Luz)

Pat Christenson Headcannons

George Luz Sees Reader After Years

Wayne “Skinny” Sisk Headcannons

Donald Malarkey Smutty Headcannons (Smut)

Warren “Skip” Muck Smutty Headcannons (Smut)

Alex Penkala Smutty Headcannons (Smut)

Floyd “Tab” Talbert Headcannons

Dating Alex Penkala Would Include

Donald Hoobler Headcannons

How They React To You Sending Them A Risque Photo of Yourself

How They Take Care of Reader When They’re Sick and Vise Versa

What It’s Like/How They React To Reader Spending The Night

How They React To Falling In Love With A Masculine Character

Boobs or Ass Men

Buck Compton Reacts To Fem!Reader In Company With Tattoos

How They React To The Death of Their Best Friend/Lover

How They React To Reader Being Injured On The Field

James “Moe” Alley Headcannons (Smut)

How Perconte Reacts To Pregnant Reader + Dad Headcannons

How They React To Another Medic Joining E Company

The Pacific:

Dating Lew “Chuckler” Juergens Would Include (Smut)

Dating Robert Leckie Would Include

First Time With The Pacific Guys (Smut)

Pvt. Hamm Headcannons

Dating Andrew “Ack-Ack” Haldane Would Include

Lew “Chuckler” Jeurgens Married Headcannons

Eugene Sledge Married Headcannons

Merriel “Snafu” Shelton Married Headcannons

How They React To You Joining The Company

Bill “Hoosier” Smith Headcannons (Smut)

Wilbur “Runner” Conley Headcannons

Romus “Burgie” Burgin Headcannons

Sidney Phillips Headcannons

Dating Edward “Hillbilly” Jones Would Include (Smut)

How They React To Reader - Going Missing/Getting Hurt For Them/Getting Separated - And Then Seeing Reader Again

Bill “Hoosier” Smith and Andrew “Ack-Ack” Haldane Reacts To Reader Having Tattoos Headcannons

Dating Eugene Sledge Would Include (Smut)

Dating John Basilone Would Include (Smut)

Hoosier Best Friend and Jealous Headcannons

Dating Vera Keller Would Include

Hoosier and Ack-Ack Reaction When You Get Into An Argument And He Thinks You’re Gone

Married to Bill Leyden Would Include + Smut

How They React To A Reader With Heterochromia

Fun Night In Australia With Team Leckie

Generation Kill:

Ray Person Headcannons

Brad Colbert Headcannons

Dating Doc Brian Would Include/Headcannons

Nate Fick Headcannons

Doc Brian and Nate Fick Smutty Headcannons (Smut)

How They React to You Joining The Battalion

Dating Nate Fick Would Include

How They Kiss You (Visual)

Dating Ray Person Would Include

Meeting Ray Person on an Airplane

Smutty Ray Person Preference

First Time With the Guys

Dating Walt Hasser Would Include

Ray Person Talking to Shy Reader

Mike “Gunny” Wynn Headcannons

Timothy “Doc” Bryan Headcannons

Reaction to When They Find Out Reader is Pregnant With Their Child and How They Act as Dads

Awkward First Dates

Walt Hasser Smutty Headcannons (Smut)

Evan “Q-Tip” Stafford Headcannons

Dating Brad Colbert Would Include

Inglourious Basterds:

Donny Donowitz Headcannons

Smithson Utivich Headcannons

Aldo Raine Headcannons

Wilhelm Wicki Headcannons

Omar Ulmer Headcannons

How They Kiss You (Visual)

First Time with The Basterds (Smut)

How They Meet You & First Impressions

Archie Hicox Headcannons

Gerold Hirshberg Headcannons

Dating Donny Donowitz Would Include (Smut)

Smutty Aldo Raine Headcannons (Smut)

Smutty Wilhelm Wicki Headcannons (Smut)

Smutty Donny Donowitz Headcannons (Smut)

Their Favorite Thing About You

How They Respond If Someone’s Flirting With You/If They’re Jealous

Their Reaction To The Reader Being A Woman In Disguise

Hugo Stiglitz Headcannons

What They Do And Where They Take You On A First Date

The Magnificent Seven:

First Time with The Magnificent Seven Guys (Smut)

How They Meet You & First Impressions

Newsies:

David Jacobs Headcannons

Dating Preferences for Jack and Skittery

Jack Kelley Headcannons

Titanic:

Dating Tommy Ryan Would Include/First Time (Smut)

Being Married to Jack Dawson Would Include

Saving Private Ryan:

Daniel Jackson Romantic Headcannons

How They Kiss You (Visual)

Reaction to You Joining Captain Miller’s Squad

Stanley Mellish Headcannons

Irwin Wade Headcannons

Wade and Jackson Reader Insert

First Time With Miller’s Squad (Smut)

Greeting The Squad When They Come Home

Getting Jealous Headcannons

Richard Reiben Smutty Headcannons (Smut)

How They React to You Blurting Out That You’re In Love With Them

Boobs or Ass Men

You Comforting Them/Them Comforting You After Nightmare

How They React To Being Separated From The Reader

How They React To Seeing The Reader Become Hardened and Cold From The War

Fury:

Female Tank Driver Headcannons

Wardaddy & a Female Member of the Crew Headcannons

Norman & a Female Member of the Crew Headcannons

Grady Travis Headcannons

Trini “Gordo” Garcia Headcannons

Don “Wardaddy” Collier Headcannons

Don “Wardaddy” Collier Club Headcannons

How Wardaddy Got His Scars

Letters Home

Armageddon:

Colonel Sharp Headcannons

Full Metal Jacket:

Cowboy Headcannons (Smut)

James “Joker” Davis Headcannons (Smut)

Animal Mother Headcannons (Smut)

The Matrix:

How They React To You Joining The Crew

Bones:

Lance Sweets Headcannons

#rules #request list #masterlist #hbo war #band of brothers #the pacific #generation kill #Inglourious Basterds #the magnificent seven #Newsies #Titanic #saving private ryan #fury #Armageddon #Full Metal Jacket #the Matrix #Bones

[hellzyeahthewebwieldingavenger]

“After the disappointment of the Andrew Garfield-led Amazing Spider-Man movies, everyone’s favorite wallcrawler has been having a renaissance. Entering the Marvel cinematic universe in 2016's Captain America: Civil War, the webslinger fully redeemed himself with well-crafted live-action film in Spider-Man: Homecoming.”

 Yes...okay...that was definitely what Homecoming was....

 “and a wildly successful spin-off film Venom, ”

 I mean financially successful sure...

 “In the midst of all his success, Spider-Man has quietly become one of the most inclusive and socially conscious superheroes of today.”

*raises eyebrow*

 Okay...go on...

 “Last week, it was announced that Spider-Man: Far From Home would feature two out transgender actors playing trans characters, the first big-budget superhero film to do so. Spider-Man: Homecoming also featured a queer character, as well as numerous people of color.”

  Wait who was the queer character in Homecoming?

 “It’s also worth mentioning that Spiderverse included a Jewish version of Peter Parker, who is typically portrayed as either secular or Christian.”

 ....ehhhhhhhhh....yes and no.

 In media adaptations barring maybe one (the 1994 show cos I do not remember where he got married) Spider-Man is portrayed as...I guess secular but really it’s more that they just don’t say anything.

 It’s not that the character is not a believer in a faith per se, especially if you go by older adaptations during times when hardly anyone was secular. It’s just that they, understandably, aren’t saying anything.

 In the comics Peter is some kind of Christian but probably a Protestant (unless you go by Amazing Grace where he is an atheist but that’s hot trash we don’t talk about) but we don’t really talk about it that specifically.

 We just know that he and his family celebrate Christmas and very, very occasionally Aunt May references going to church and that she, Peter and MJ believe in a monothetistic deity they refer to as ‘God’.

 And really apart from the Church thing there is no clue to Peter’s religion and Marvel probably (wisely) would rather keep it that way. He even got married in a civil ceremony!

 However in the SUBTEXT...he’s Jewish. And it’s basically an open secret that he is and always has been Jewish.

 “The Spider-Man video game also featured a wonderful easter egg for queer fans by having a giant rainbow flag, as well as several smaller ones, scattered around the game’s fictionalized New York City map. ”

 I mean that’s wonderful but I wouldn’t call that an Easter Egg so much as...it’s just what you’d find in modern NYC.

 “Even the Venom film got in on the fun, with fans shipping Tom Hardy’s Eddie Brock and the titular male alien-symbiote after the two kissed in the film. Sony even encouraged the pairing, releasing a romantic comedy-esque trailer for the film to promote the home release. While some complained of queer-baiting, most felt that it was all in good fun and included queer people in on the joke, instead of making us the target.”

 Again, good for them but I don’t think that was the movie actively trying to be positive towards queer people.

 Brock and Venom kissed when Venom was bonded to Brock’s ex-fiance and had a pronounced female form, being an adaptation of a character literally called She-Venom.

 And it was based upon a script written in the 1990s so really it was more the movie did it and then people took it as a thing that was shipping Venom and Brock (even though Venom is sexless). Brock and the symbiote have been shipped numerous times in the comics but the subtext has always been that the symbiote, if any sex, is female. In the Spec cartoon it is referred to as Symbi (a pun on Cyndi) and in the Spider-Girl comics it is marked out as female (granted this happens after it’s bonded to a woman).

 And again, headcanon away but like...that probably wasn’t intentional at all Sony were just being goofy or unintionally made something people took a certain way.

 “Indeed, even in the comics, Spider-Man has always been a fairly inclusive hero. Miles Morales was introduced in the early-2000s, taking over the mantel from Peter Parker for several years. ”

 Okay, this is so weird for me to be correcting such a praising point but lets really look at this.

 First of all Miles didn’t take over Peter’s role for several years he did it permanently.

 Second of all Miles is from 2011 so that’s not the early 2000s, that’s the early 2010s, but okay maybe that was a typo.

 Third of all, is it really all that logical to say this franchise that began in 1962 has always been fairly inclusive and then cite a character from 2011 as proof of this? Wouldn’t examples from during the FIRST quarter century have been more apt?

 Fourth of all...eh. Has Spider-Man been fairly inclusive from the start? Yes, no, its complicated.

 Look there were exactly 0 LGBTQ+ characters in Spider-Man until maybe the 1990s and even then I couldn’t off my head tell you who they were. Felicia Hardy is bisexual but we didn’t find out until the 2000s and it was most prominent in an AU. Really the most significant LGBTQ+ character who’s had the fact that they are queer be more than a one off reference was Max Modell and he debuted 2011 and IIRC wasn’t established as queer until 2012. In defence of Spider-Man the Comics Code literally FORBID any character be anything other than straight until the 1990s and even then it was relatively rare, even in X-Men which you’d think it wouldn’t be.

 If we’re talking POC again this one is a bit complicated Glori Grant, Joe Robertson, Randy Robertson are frequently appearing POC characters but not in every run and they aren’t usually as prominent as like Jameson, Aunt May, Harry Osborn, MJ, etc. Characters of other ethnicities are even less frequent and I don’t even know what we should make of Puma/Thomas Fireheart. I mean A for effort, they wanted a Native American character who wasn’t really a villain and wasn’t exactly a sterotype so there is that I guess.

 Again though...most other Marvel franchises decade by decade weren’t much better with this and we should give credit where credit is due to the same guy who created Black Panther writing a nuanced scene where 2 black people in the 60s separated by age discuss different approaches to civil rights with neither being proven right or wrong.

 When it comes to disabled people, outside of evil insane villains, forget it, there is nothing before Flash Thompson in 2008 unless you count Aunt May’s chronically poor health.

 “Spider-Gwen quickly became one of the highest-selling female superhero comics. Spider-Woman was a prominently featured bisexual character, and the female Asian-American hero Silk also had LGBT supporting characters, Rafferty and Lola, who were in a healthy relationship. Additionally, many view vampire villain Morbius, who is getting a spin-off film starring Jared Leto next year, as a metaphor for those suffering during the HIV crisis of the '80s. ”

 Again...Spider-Gwen and Silk are 2010s characters so that’s not ‘always fairly inclusive’.

 I don’t even know if Jessica Drew is bisexual, I’ve never heard that but I don’t think she is.

 Morbius as a metaphor for HIV...MIGHT be true if we are specifically talking about his 1990s solo-book which I’ve never read. But the character as originally created 100% was never about that because he was created in the 1970s before HIV was known about.

 “Unlike his Marvel counterparts Thor, Iron Man and Captain America, Spider-Man’s world has accurately reflected real world diversity for years.”

 ....Not really.

 I’m not even saying Spidey maybe haven’t been comparatively better at it than those guys but he’s deffo not been accurate.

 Plus to be fair to the other guys, Captain America and Iron Man have had at least one major black supporting cast member and in Cap’s case he was fairly candid about social strife and issues.

 And with Thor it’s not that fair to throw shade at him for not reflecting the real world given that 90% of this characters and stories are literally pulled from fantasy and myth. I don’t even know if there are any queer figures in Norse myth let alone poc.

 “While it’s a seemingly simple idea that any of us can be a superhero, it’s sadly still a radical concept in a endlessly growing film genre that has predominetly centers straight cisgender white men. ”

 Well that’s mostly because the comics the movies adapt are about those types of people.

 “That is because relatability and inclusion has always been core to Spider-Man’s appeal and message. It’s why the late Stan Lee decided that, unlike other superheroes who expose parts of their faces, Spider-Man had to wear a full-face mask.”

  Stan Lee only speculated that that was part of Spider-Man’s appeal, he never had any input on that design choice it was all Steve Ditko...who frankly was unlikely to have been thinking about that...

 “Even further, Spider-Man isn’t the king of a country, a billionaire, a woman out of a Greek myth, or a brilliant scientist. He’s just an average high-school kid from Brooklyn who always strives to do the right thing even while struggling to balance his everyday life and hiding a secret identity.”

 WHOA there buddy...Spider-Man isn’t routinely ‘a kid’ nor is he from Brooklyn.

 MILES is from Brooklyn but Peter, as evidenced by that great big caption in Captain America: Civil War, is from QUEENS.

 “And it’s the idea of balancing a secret identity with everyday life that has always allowed Spider-Man to connect with queer audiences long before comic writers were allowed to explicitly include LGBT characters.”

 ...I’m not denying this necesarrilly but whilst i’ve heard stories from poc who connected with Spider-Man I’ve never heard this about LGBTQ+ fans of Spider-Man.

“Indeed, perhaps the strongest part of Spider-Man’s inclusivity is the subtlety to which it has been done. While Black Panther, Black Lightning, and Wonder Woman rightly put issues of identity front and center, Spider-Man’s quiet diversity allows audiences who typically cry “SJWs are ruining my favorite characters” to actually see diversity showcased without it being overt.”

 Errrrrrr...sure....*represses memories of when Miles Morales was first announced*

 Lets um...wait and see what happens when those trans characters show up in the movie this year okay.

#Spider-Man #Peter Parker #Miles Morales

[politicaltheatre]

Inevitability

She was inevitable.

That's how a vice-presidential pick is supposed to feel, right? Like an apple finally falling from a tree.

Kamala Harris ticks off all the right boxes. She is a United States Senator, representing California. She was a presidential candidate, one of the few to damage the seeming inevitability of Joe Biden, the former vice president who has anointed her. She is black, in a country that very badly needs to see a minority back in the White House. And she is a woman, in country that has never yet elected one in a century of full women's suffrage.

We want the inevitable choice. It confirms our hopes that the top of the ticket is worthy of our vote. We also crave certainty, and like a sports team drafting to fill a position of need, choosing the right running mate seems like it should be a no-brainer. Right?

Hillary Clinton's choice, Virginia Senator Tim Kaine, left a lot of American's scratching their heads. He might be smart and he might be genuinely nice, but his blandness extends to the horizon and beyond.

His counterpart, Mike Pence, is, if possible, even more bland, with the added problems of deep religious, moral, and ethical hypocrisy, fear mongering, race baiting, homophobia, and a particularly puritan brand of sexism, not one of which makes him even a little more interesting.

And yet, despite those flaws, how many times in the past four years have Americans and others around the world, in moments of quiet and not so quiet desperation, dreamed that some “act of God” wood deliver that same Mr. Vice President to the Oval Office? The idea of a President Michael Pence should scare the hell out of us, and not just because Donald Trump is one golf course coronary away from putting him there.

Pence was chosen, as so many of his predecessors were, not for his ability to step up and lead but because he had exactly two qualifications: he gave the top of the ticket credibility with a vocal minority within the party, and he lacks the kind of juice that would have put him top of the ticket in the first place.

At best, we like to think of a vice president as a kind of spare tire. You buy one to suit your short term needs and hope that you just never have to use it. That's how most have been viewed, and, if we're being honest, rightly so.

The only time we noticed them in the past was when they screwed up (Spiro Agnew, Dan Quayle), exposed the president as a weak placeholder (Dick Cheney), or, too often, when the president died.

Who among the latter rose to the occasion? Teddy Roosevelt surpassed his predecessor. Lyndon Johnson gave us "The Great Society", which included the 1965 Voting Rights Act. Harry Truman far exceeded expectations, integrating the armed forces and steering the United States out of the Second World War.

Of course, Roosevelt established the colonial system in the Caribbean and the Pacific that continues to this day. Johnson oversaw the expansion of the Vietnam War and the lying about it that, when exposed, destroyed any sense of trust in the American government on foreign policy and military action (or should have).

And Truman, he ended that war by dropping two atomic bombs, the only time in history (to date) that nuclear weapons have been used on humans and those humans were hundreds of thousands of unarmed, defenseless Japanese civilians.

Yes, those were the impressive ones. The others were worse. John Tyler, a virulent racist, later served in the Confederacy as a senator. Andrew Johnson was the first president impeached, and rightfully so. And Calvin Coolidge, so often overlooked, oversaw the complete lack of government oversight that led to the Great Depression.

Millard Fillmore and Chester Alan Arthur were, mercifully, forgettable, as a vice-president should be but perhaps not as a president should.

Harris, if elected, may well turn out to be better than all of them.

Then again, she really does have a dubious history as a city and state prosecutor to live down. At the very least, she needs to satisfy those protesting right now against police brutality how she stands with them and against her former self. Well, one of her former selves.

Her economic policy, like that of Biden, can best be described as Obama-like, which is to say that she won't ever make the kind of changes we would have had with a Bernie Sanders or an Elizabeth Warren in the White House, and which we so very badly need.

On health care, she won't damage the system Obama put in place, but neither would she make the changes necessary to help the majority of Americans get what they're overpaying for.

On foreign policy, she's a novice, but she won't go around kissing autocrat's asses like the two men in the White House now. But will she stand up to those autocrats? How? How, for that matter, will Biden, now that Trump and Pence have done so much damage to American alliances and credibility?

If they win, and that's a big if given the lengths Trump and his minions have been going to to undermine the ability of Americans to vote, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will first need to make sure Trump leaves.

They will then need to make sure Trump's supporters don't burn the country down, the way they've been trying to do to the non-violent Black Lives Matter protests.

And then they'll get to the fun part, undoing the damage it somehow only took Trump and his Republican allies four years to do.

That will mean undoing every deliberately hateful, constitution-challenging executive order.

That will mean undoing all of the Republican-led legislation - tax cuts for the very, very rich, deregulation of chemical plants, etc. - through what will hopefully be a Democratic-led Congress.

That will mean finding a way to end the still-ongoing pandemic and the economic collapse it triggered, and to do so before another Great Depression sets in.

That will mean that Kamala Harris will have to be better than any of her predecessors, far better, and not because Joe Biden is really, really, really old but because we basically need two presidents to get done what needs to get done in the shortest possible amount of time.

Not, it should be said, in a Dick Cheney-is-really-president sort of way. Not that, not ever again, please.

The worst thing we can do at this point is talk about inevitability. Hillary Clinton was supposed to be inevitable, and she bought into it so badly she blew the entire election and put us in this mess.

Is it fair to lay that blame at her feet? When she comes to claim any of it, even just the tiniest part, do let us know. She was attacked, unfairly, because she is a woman, as Harris already has unfairly been attacked, but Clinton’s unwillingness to hold herself accountable was and remains her Achilles Heel, and Americans who voted against her did so very much for that reason.

This is why Harris needs to reconcile with her past and the decisions that she made as a prosecutor and as Attorney General of California. It isn’t fair to ask her to hold herself to a higher standard of accountability than, say, Joe Biden, but she is a woman and a minority in a country that clearly still has problems with both, and she, unlike Biden, didn’t win any primaries.

That Kamala Harris feels like the right choice for Joe Biden is good, for Joe Biden. It means that he aced his first decision. He drafted well. The confidence that springs from that could the momentum he needs to win, and the United States needs any Democrat in the White House right now.

Any Democrat.

A Biden/Harris ticket sounds good, maybe even good enough to succeed where Clinton/Kaine failed. And should that inevitability happen, that another president passes away while in office, we should take some comfort that Biden didn’t choose an absolute idiot.

Now comes the hard part, making sure that this least-like-any-other of election years functions like a normal one.

Even before the pandemic, Trump and his Republican allies in Congress were pushing to defund the Postal Service. The actions Trump and his Postmaster General have taken since the pandemic hit threaten mail-in voting for tens of millions of Americans, potentially disenfranchising even more Americans than the usual gutting of the voter rolls.

However it started, today’s Republican Party has become one of winner-take-all, ends-justify-the-means politics. On the national level, at the very least, they believe that it is isn’t cheating if you don’t have to go to jail for it. Those voting for them know this. Those voting for them like it.

That, not merely encouraging people to want to vote and certainly not pontificating on the best of all possible futures, is what Biden and Harris and their surrogates need to focus on and focus our attention on.

The better teams on paper don’t always win. Sometimes, they lose badly. If we can't vote, we lose. We all lose. Right now, the only thing that feels inevitable about this election be might just that.

- Daniel Ward

#kamala harris #joe biden #biden/harris 2020 #2020 presidential election #politics #vice presidents #hillary clinton #tim kaine #mike pence #donald trump #long read #long reads #voting #vote #voting rights #voting rights act

[dukereviewstv]

Duke Reviews TV: Smallville 1x07 Craving

Hi Everyone, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where Today We Are Continuing Our Look At Smallville By Talking About Episode 7 Of Season 1, Craving...

This Episode Is About A Girl Named Jodi Melville (Played By The DCEU'S Future Lois Lane, Amy Adams) Who Is A Overweight Teen Obsessed With Losing Weight Who Begins A Diet Plan Of Vegetable Shakes (A Solid Regimen, Right) But What If I Told You That These Vegetables Were Grown In Meteor Rock Contaminated Soil?

That's What I Thought...

Anyway These Contaminated Vegetables Are Causing Her To Lose So Much Weight That Regular Food Isn't Satisfying Her Anymore But Unfortunately The Fat Of Other People's Are. Meanwhile, Lex Becomes Interested In Chloe's Wall Of Weird Theory That He Begins Funding The Research Of A Controversial Mineralogist (Played By Terminator 2's Joe Morton)

So, Let's Dive Into Craving To See If Clark Can Stop This Fat Sucking Vampire?

The Episode Starts At The Melville House As We See Jodie (Played By Amy Adams) Picking Vegetables That Are In Meteor Rock Soil While Her Father Talks About Dinner That Night But Jodie Has No Interest On Eating Anything That He's Eating As She Wants To Lose Weight By Eating Just Vegetables...

Watching Jodie Place Her Head On A Bunch Of Magazine Supermodels Chloe And Pete Talk With Jodie About Helping Them With Algebra As Clark Is Busy Helping Lana With Her Party Accepting Despite Them Offering To Buy Her Lunch They're A Little Grossed Out By What She's Drinking...

But Then 2 Jocks Come By To Ask Pete To Join Their Game While Making Fun Of Jodie...

Oh, I Get It Her Name's Melville And Herman Melville Wrote Moby Dick, Ha Ha Ha When Did Bullying Become A History Lesson?

With Pete Telling The One Jock Dustin To Back Off, Dustin Ends Up Throwing His Ball Into Jodie's Drink Which Goes All Over Her Shirt...

Embarrassed About What Happened At School, Jodie Continues To Drink Vegetable Shakes Despite Her Father Telling Her That She's Beautiful The Way She Is But All Jodie Cares About Is Losing Weight And Nothing Else...

Going To The Bathroom, Jodie Goes On The Scale To See That She Has Lost Some Weight And Her Body Is Getting Thinner Then She Looks In The Mirror To See Her Face Get Thinner, Getting On The Scale We See She's Lost A Little Bit More Weight...

Meeting With A Doctor, Lex Discovers That He Has A Highly Elevated White Blood Cell Count But Lex Says That That's Not Possible As He Doesn't Get Sick, Asking Him Various Questions (If He's On Any Medication, If He Has Any Allergies, Any Childhood Illnesses To Which He Says Asthma)...

Saying That If This Was Anywhere Else, He'd Order Of Battery Of Tests, Wanting To Know Why Not, The Doctor Tells Lex That Some People Believe That The Luthorcorp Plant Is Poisoning The Environment...

Meanwhile At Lana's House, Lana And Clark Talk While Nell Works On Her Birthday Party Which Is Going To Be At The Luthor Mansion, But Lana Says That It Stopped Being Her Birthday Party A Long Ago And That If She Had It Her Way It Would Be Just Pizza And Loud Music With Her Friends...

Well, It's Your Birthday, Why Don't You Tell Nell This Instead Of Clark, I'm Sure She'd Understand...

But Turns Out Lana Is Giving Nell This Because They've Been Through A Lot In The Past Few Months, Which Is In This Reviewer's Opinion The Most Poorest Reason Ever...

Anyway, Whitney Comes By With Some Good News Turns Out He Has An Audition For Kansas State, Bad News Is He'll Have To Miss Lana's Party But Of Course, She's Fine With It...

Talking With Chloe And Pete, Pete Sees Whitney Being Gone As Clark's Opening With Lana But As They Continue Talking Jodie Says Hi To Pete Which Is When They Notice How Much Weight She's Lost...

Saying That She Looks Great, Jodie Thanks Pete For Sticking Up For Her Yesterday And Asks Him Out To Lana's Party To Which Clark Says Yes For Pete As He's Speechless But Chloe Is A Little Confused On How Jodi Lost All That Weight...

Stopping By The Kent Farm After School, Lana Gives Jonathan And Martha The Produce Order For The Party Saying That Nell's Planning This Like A Royal Wedding...

Well, If She Is Then Does Make You Meghan Markle, Because If You Are Boy, Do I Have A Few Things To Say To You...

Start Following The Royal Way Of Life Instead Of Doing Things Your Way...

Stop Acting Like A Disney Princess

Come Up With Better Baby Names...

Coming In With 2 Things Of Apples, Clark Talks With Lana Who Tells Him That All This Attention Is A Little Unnerving Which Leads Clark To Ask If He Could Be Her Escort On Saturday To Fend Off Her Fans So To Speak To Which Lana Says That She'd Like That But He Wants Him To Promise Her That This Time He'll Make It To Which He Does...

Making Another Vegetable Shake, Jodie Tells Her Dad About Her Date With Pete To Which He's Thrilled However He Wants Her To Eat A Little More Than Those Vegetable Shake Which She Does However Despite Eating Everything In Her Fridge Including Chicken, Hot Dogs, Chocolate Cake Etc... Nothing Satisfies Her...

Going To Pick Up Food, Jodi Accidentally Hits A Deer, Which She....

I Didn't Know Giselle From Enchanted Was A Cannibal....

Actually, She Didn't Eat The Deer, She Just Sucked The Fat Out Of Him But Still It's Scary Enough To The Point I Nearly Crapped My Pants...

Clark Watches Lana And Whitney As Whitney Gives Lana Her Birthday Gift But Chloe Interrupts To That Authorities Found The Deer That Jodi Hit Last Night, But Worried About More Important Things Than Deer Carcasses Chloe Says If She Helps Her She'll Him With His Lana Gift Dilemma...

Agreeing Clark Gets Chloe In To Which Clark Says Looks Like Jerky But The Report Says That The Deer Lost About 80% Of It's Body Fat...

Back At The Luthor Mansion, Lex Looks At The Smallville Torch Website While Jodi's Father Talks To Her Saying That He Has To Leave Town For A Few Days To Talk To A Client And Wants To See Jodi Before He Goes But Saying That He Can't As She's Indecent Has Him Worried That His Daughter May Need Professional Help...

But Turns Out The Reason He Can't Enter Is Because There's Food On The Floor That Didn't Satisfy Her...

Visiting The Torch, Lex Sees Chloe's Wall Of Weird Which Clark Explains To Him. Believing That It's An Interesting Theory Lex Talks With Clark About The Meteor Shower And What Happened All Those Years Ago With His Father...

With Chloe Returning, Lex Says He Likes Her Theory And Asks If She's The Only One Who Believes That The Meteors Are Behind Everything And Not The Luthorcorp Plant As Everyone Else Believes Which Leads Chloe To Suggest For A Mr. Hamilton..

Running Into Jodi In The Hallway, Pete Asks Why She Wasn't In Class With Her Saying That She Had Stomach Flu But She'll Be Fine. With Pete Telling Jodi If She's Not Up For Tomorrow He'll Understand, Jodi Tells Him That There's No Way In The World She Would Miss It...

Feeling Hungry Again, Jodi Runs Into Dustin Who Made Fun Of Her Earlier And Decides To Use Him To Slate Her Hunger...

Running Into Lana At The Football Field, She Tells Clark That She Told Nell To Make The Final Decisions Without Her Which Leads Clark To Ask If She's Ever Had A Happy Birthday Which Leads Her To Talk About One Time She Went To A Drive In With Her Parents...

Hearing A Noise After Talking To Lana, Clark Uses His X-Ray Vision To See Jodi Feeding On Dustin But By The Time Clark Gets There Jodi Is Gone And The Only Thing He Finds Is Dustin Barely Alive...

Finding This Mr. Hamilton (Played By T2's Joe Morton) Lex Talks With Hamilton About His Latest Condition And On How It May Be Connected To The Meteors And How He Would Like To Fund His Research But He Has No Intention Of Working For Lex Saying That His Research Is Private However, Lex Leaves The Door Open If He Wants To Change His Mind..

Back At School Chloe Tells Clark That Dustin Is In A Coma Which Leads Them To Come Back To The Idea Of A Fat Sucking Vampire, Sitting Down With Jodi For Their Study Group They Notice Her Eating A Lot But Just Says That She's Starving. With Chloe Thinking What They Saw Was Weird, Clark Takes Off To Deal With Lana's Birthday Gift...

Meanwhile At The Luthor Mansion, Set Up For Lana's Party Is Underway But Lex Knows That It's Not Her In Anyway While Also Giving The Hint That He May Have Set Up The Kansas State Audition For Whitney...

But As Clark Gets Ready For The Party, Chloe Comes In Saying That It Was Jodi's Car That Hit The Deer And What's Worse Her House Is Built Near One Of The Meteors Hit...

Getting Dressed For The Party It Seems Like A Fairy Tale...

But Then Jodie Gets Hungry, And Decides To Back Off Because She Doesn't Want To Hurt Pete...

(Start At 0:08, End At 0:13)

Finding Jodi In The Kitchen, She Attacks Pete And Tries To Suck His Fat But Luckily Clark Arrives Causing Her To Run It Into The Greenhouse...

With Clark Weakened By The Meteor Rocks, Jodi Attacks Clark With A Shovel Which Leads To A Fight Between The Two. But Looking At Her Reflection, Jodi Realizes What She's Become And Decides To End It..

With The Greenhouse Blown Up, Clark Saves Jodi As Pete Wakes Up...

Meanwhile At Her Party, Lana Feels Like This...

But A Talk With Lex About His Experience At Luthor Christmas Parties Which Makes Everything All Right?

Returning To The Kent Farm, Clark Tells Jonathan And Martha That Besides Pete Having A Headache, Jodi's On Her Way To Metropolis To Be With Her Father But None Of That Matters Right Now As Clark Is Too Upset Over Missing His Date With Lana. But He Realizes That Not Everthing Is Ruined...

Meanwhile At The Luthor Mansion, Lex Finds Out That He Has A Clean Bill Of Health And Decides To Tell Hamilton About It But He's Like Do I Give A Damn About Your Health? Finding Out Why Hamiton Was So Resistant To Him, He Tells Lex To Get Out But Still He Gives Him A Check To Fund His Research...

Oh, Wait He's Not Carrying A Stereo, My Bad...

Visiting Lana, Clark Apologizes For Missing The Party But He Wants To Make It Up To Her By Giving Her Her Birthday Gift Which Turns Out To Be A Drive In Movie...

However It Turns Out That They Were Shrunk By Ant-Man And The Wasp!

No, Just Kidding But Still Wouldn't It Be Funny If That Actually Happened But That's Craving And It's All Right...

The Entire Episode Is All Right I Don't Really Have A Problem With The Episode In General. However I Do Have A Problem With The Villain, Jodi, When She's In Movies I Like, I Love Amy Adams However Though I Didn't Mind The Character Of Jodi It Just Felt Like The Writers Were Walking On A Deadly Tightrope When Writing This Character Cause In The Wrong Hands The Character Could Definitely Send A Bad Message But Despite My Logical Implications On Sending A Good Or Bad Message I Say See It...

Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...

#smallville #the cw #the wb #tom welling #kristen kreuk #michael rosenbaum