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mysteriesmuse · 9 months
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Third Year Katsuki is definetly “too hot to handle.”
And you’re not just saying that in the joking way. Over the years combined with his fiery temper, fierce compassion, and firey explosions he’s also matured incredibly well. Not just his temper and his social skills — which are significantly better than when he started at UA — but also his looks. Katsuki Bakugou the resident badboy (good guy, really) heartthrob of Class 3-A; and let me tell you it’s both a pleasure and a significant amount of confusion to be on the receiving end of his affections. —————
And it happens most often, and most obviously in passings . . . The way he chins at you when you walk into the living room area on your way out to jog. Always those red eyes flickering up from his spot sprawled out on the couch, an arm thrown across the back as he twists and angles his body to look at you, “not bad. g’morning sleeping beauty.” He says, and you know he’s joking and poking fun at you because he’s already been up for a half-hour or so. And him commenting about your appearance is normal bc you used to come down with bed head back in your first year until he started commenting on it. So now you done your hair up in fun little ponytails and boxer braids by your vanity every morning. And the comments always makes you roll your eyes and smile, but your toes are involuntarily curling as you wave and head out the door — he means nothing by it. he wouldn’t. He couldn’t he’s Katsuki and you’re just you. —— It’s the days when you and the girls like to play outside in the grass by the dorm — playful sparing and floating around. Right under his nose because his dorm room balcony is right above the green space. And it’s as the shouts get louder that he peaks his head out (ready to yell at y’all to quiet down) that he sees you sparing again Pink Cheeks. And Katsuki will find his way to the railing and lean down to look at you. “Oi, you’re in trouble now.” And you can hear him. Glancing up and that angelic smirk graces your face as you huff and pin her down. Katsuki always barking out a “HA” or a “Atta’ girl. Better luck next time” depending on how it goes. —— The commentary this man must give from the balcony like it’s his job to help the girls under his balcony train, not just because he came out and got distracting by you being there. Noooooo never. —— It’s how touchy his is when you’re in the room or in the library, especially the library. He knows exactly where to find you. You never see it, but everyone else can watch the way he beelines it straight over to your table after he’s finished collecting the books he needs. Any other table in the place? Not even a glance. No chance because Katsuki is trying to sit next to his favorite girl. And you’re always just a little surprised and manage a startled hello when he silently pulls out a chair and plops down right next to you. Somehow Katsuki — for his size and quality combat boots — manages to tread the tile floors silently when he’s trying to find you. And after he’s plopped himself down it’s always his knee pressed against your leg. Or his elbow bumping into yours, or his fingers brushing against yours when he picks up the pen you’ve dropped or sneaks a snack of yours. And you’d have half the mind to think of taking two bc he seems to be addicted to your chocolate covered pretzels. And he always seems to have an extra of the exact kind of pen you like.
And he always offers to refill your water bottle when you stretch your arms above your head after an hour to go fill it back up. Big hand grabbing his own and swirling around the last inch of water saying he needs to go fill his up too — and instead your water bottle break turns into the two of you walking and chitchatting about your assignments as you take turns in the hall with the one good water bottle dispenser. The rest of the library rap with attention as they watch “the Katsuki” walk around with a girl.
—— OR how friendly he seems to get in the hall. Always stomping or mysteriously gliding through silently as you and the girls gossip. And instead of asking y’all to move like a normal person Katsuki just always bulldozes straight through you. Grumbling something under his breath which tickles the skin on the side of your cheek as he slides right past you. A warm palm on the small of your back and an audible “ ‘cuse me.” Or a fast and furious set of hands around your torso as he picks you up and goes past, setting you back down on your feet. And you’ve started customarily yelling, “ do I even weight anything to you?”
Your hands up and exasperated. You always look perfectly cute and flustered. And Katsuki has the audacity to turn over his shoulder and smirk down at you. Licking his lips before he does so, “nah, it’s like a couple of grapes.” Before the hot headed blonde speeds off to where he was going leaving you with a Katsuki induced butterfly indigestion and Mina just gaping at the interaction.
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And all the flirting he’s been doing, that you’ve been high-key trying to convince yourself that youre over-analyzing and thinking too much into it. Because COME ON it’s Katsuki freaking Bakugou and he’s literally sooo attractive it’s horrible, like seriously. Now Katsuki’s always saying off-handed comments to you about nearly everything you do. Except this time it’s a cut-and-dry compliment bc he’s moving around the gym behind you as you’re doing some sets with the barbell.
And you’ve only got one earbud in and that’s when you hear him say it. “sexy back.” and you blink bc you don’t think that’s what he said, but Katsuki’s path curls and circles in front of you as you lower the barbell back to your chest. — and oh my god he’s totally checking you out. Ruby red eyes delving straight along your midline and lingering at the sweat dripping between your cleavage from the power sets you’ve been working on.
And it’s your owlish blink that’s got him flickering his eyes back up towards your face. A sheepish look flickering across his usually sharp features. He coughs into his fist, “What? You’ve never heard that compliment before?” And suddenly he’s stepping even closer as he reaches a hand right under your chin to grab the barbell — his natural musk of burnt carmel flinging itself into your senses. “Uh no,” you click your tongue against the roof of your mouth, “can’t say I have.” Katsuki flashes a bright white smile at you. “Can’t believe I’m the first person to tell ya’” he chuckles, breathy. Which is partially a lie. Your knuckles tighten white against the bar; except he’s really the one holding most of the weight now anyways. You voice in your throat supplies you with a choked sound. “ ‘M serious,” he confides, looking into your eyes, “been thinking it everyday since day one.” And he’s been saying it under his breath every time he walks past you because damn the way the muscles of your back perfectly cushion your spine and slim down to that waist of yours has his head spinning and he seriously can’t believe this is the first time you’re hearing it. “Keep up the good work.” he adds. The weight of the bar transferring back into your hands as he saunters off to his next station. The little skip in his step accentuating his small back and tight booty as he walks away from you. And it’s only every waking second for the next few days that your mind is gripping onto the sound of his gravely voice saying “sexy back” and you’d be damned if you let a man get you that worked up over such a silly little compliment, but come on!! It’s the senior king of sexy himself who called you that? What else is a girl supposed to do? and it’s then that you start or consider Katsuki’s really flirting a little more seriously, maybe you should look into what he’s doing just a little more.
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rocknrollflames · 8 months
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You honestly have to do nothing more than watch this short video to appreciate the talented and unintentionally sexy man that is Izzy Stradlin.
And get turned on.
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rainbowintheskyf1 · 1 year
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sebastianvettel The early bird catches the interview: thank you @ ardmoma
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mushiewrites · 1 year
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The Short(s) Struggle
Saw some pictures from tonight’s stream of Sapnap…I couldn’t stop screaming about his thighs and so this idea formed in my brain. (based on THIS LOOK from the clothing haul on stream today 😵‍💫)
Sapnap buys a pair of shorts and shows them on stream. This attracts the attention of two mischievous boys with a hunger for laughter
(lee!Sapnap / ler!Dream / ler!George : 1.5K words)
When Sapnap decided to randomly stream and do a clothing haul while in LA he had NEVER expected the night to turn out this way.
His chest had a slight burn from how hard he’d been laughing, his face matching in temperature as his skin turned a dark shade of pink. The pitch of his laughter was higher than he’d ever heard before, evident that Sapnap hadn’t felt something so intense. As much as he wanted to move, run away, kick, ANYTHING - he couldn’t. Two pairs of arms were keeping him in place, essentially immobile from the waist down.
When Sapnap started the stream, he never expected that a pair of short shorts would result in him being held down and tickled to hell and back on his thighs.
“P-Plehease! Whihihy mehehe?!” The youngest boy cried out between his cackles, twisting his upper body against the couch cushions as the two older boys captured a leg each. Dream and George both sat on the edge of the couch, Sapnap situated behind them. They each had one of his thighs in each of their laps, one of their legs under each shin and the other leg on top of the shin to hold him in place. It seemed to be working, as Sapnap had been stuck in this predicament for a while now.
“You can’t just wear stuff like this and expect us not to exploit it.” Dream replied casually as if his hand wasn’t wrapped around Sapnap’s inner thigh perfectly, squeezing and kneading and tickling away while the smaller boy struggled behind him. He had given up trying to break free, opting to throw himself onto his back and bang his fists against the couch instead. The heat in his face felt as if a fire had ignited under his skin, each squeeze into his sensitive thigh muscles shooting sparks throughout his body.
“Yeah, only idiots do that.” George answered just as casually, making Dream break from a smirk to a wide grin at the older boy matching his tone. The older boy was using both hands, squeezing at the inner and tops of Sapnap’s right thigh in a way that George knew would drive him crazy.
They giggled between each other as Sapnap shrieked through his laughter, one of the two apparently hitting an extremely sensitive spot on his inner thigh. Dream and George made eye contact before slowly both turning back towards the heap of giggles panting behind them. Sapnap sensed their gaze on him and decided to slowly crack one of his eyes open, slapping his hands over his face in embarrassment as his fears were confirmed. They were focused completely on him, watching every squirm and twitch while also hearing every laugh and squeal he makes; it was almost unbearable. Almost.
“I dihihidn’t knohohow!” Sapnap was saying anything he thought they’d want to hear at this point, not fully understanding the crime he committed by wearing a certain pair of shorts but deciding to play into it anyway in the hopes that they’d stop.
He was sadly mistaken.
The silence that followed seemed to last an eternity to Sapnap, whose legs began to shake from the anticipation. When he felt the giggles bubbling up his throat he moved his hands to see what the older two were doing, again met with the same wide smirks they had been wearing the last time he took a peak. The blonde chuckled at his outburst, shaking his head slightly while readjusting his grip on Sapnap’s left thigh. George rolled his eyes at Dream’s fondness, turning his attention back to the squirmy boy in his grip.
“Well. Now you do!” George giggled menacingly with a shrug, moving a hand down to squeeze the muscle right above his knees. Sapnap let out a high pitched squeal that bounced off the high ceilings of the airbnb, bucking his hips up uncontrollably.
His eyes twisted shut so tightly that he saw colors bursting behind his eyelids, thrashing his head back and forth blindly. Sapnap didn’t know what to do with himself. He knew his thighs were sensitive but he’d always been able to escape during an ambush - being so immobile took the tickling from torment to torture. Sapnap heard Dream giggle before feeling the hands on his left thigh resume their squeezing, this time moving up to the top of his inner thigh all the way down to his knees - sometimes wiggling his fingers behind them just because he can.
But that, unfortunately for Sapnap, got a bigger reaction than Dream had expected. It also caught George’s attention, and before he even had the chance to plead there were nails wiggling behind each knee, making him wiggle his feet and slap his hands against the couch again in protest. His head was thrown back against the cushions below him as he continued to laugh hysterically, his black Balenciaga hat long gone in his struggle.
“PLEHEHEASE, D-DREHEHEAM ST- NAHA, PLEASE!” The youngest streamer wasn’t dumb - he knew he’d get nowhere pleading with George. But Sapnap knew that Dream was protective over him, and he was a lot easier to break than the older boy was. “I- I CAHAN’T BREHEHEATHE!”
Dream rolled his eyes at the dramatics but slowed his movements anyway, observing that Sapnap was close to being all tickled out. The brunette was no longer struggling, just gripping his hands into his shirt as something to cling onto as he laughed himself silly. George went back to squeezing over his knee, moving to do the jellyfish technique with his fingers over the kneecap itself. This caused Sapnap to break out into high pitched giggles, blushing at the sound of his own laughter and flinging his hands up to cover his face once more.
“Nuh uh, you’re not gonna block your cute little scrunchy nose laugh from us. No way, not happening!” A second later he heard a shuffle of blankets and felt a large hand engulf both of his, scooping them up almost effortlessly and pressing them against his chest while Sapnap let out little giggly protests. When he opened his eyes he realized Dream was now much closer, kneeling next to him and allowing his left leg to be free. George continued to spread out his fingers and close them together against the sensitive skin of his knee, making Sapnap continue his little squeaks and squeals.
“Plehehease, Dreheam, I cahan’t anymohohore!” The plea was finally accepted when Dream leaned forward and tapped George on his arm a minute later, causing him to pause his movements against Sapnap’s knee.
Sapnap flexed his fingers as he continued to giggle at the tingly feeling flowing throughout his body, wrists still held together in Dream’s hand. The blonde noticed the movement and let them go, resting them against the boy’s chest before leaning forward to run a hand through the messy curls to assist in soothing him.
“Don’t worry idiot, we’re done.” Sapnap recognized that George was also closer than he was before, realizing that he could finally move both of his legs freely. The smaller boy groaned as he wiped his hands down his cheeks, attempting to push the color from his cheeks as he looked up at the two boys sitting on either side of his torso. They were both smiling down at him which only proved to make his cheeks even more pigmented, this time spreading the heat to the tips of his ears.
“Thahahat wasn’t even fair. I didn’t even do anything! What the hell?!” Dream and George continued to giggle at Sapnap’s complaints as he slowly sat up, pulling both knees into his chest and wrapping his hands around his shins as if he was trying to shield his legs from a second attack. He glared the hardest he could through the leftover giggles at his two best friends, trying his hardest to sound annoyed but failing miserably.
“Listen, you were the one who bought short-shorts to provoke us to attack your extremely ticklish thighs.” Sapnap opened his mouth to protest, outraged at the accusation Dream suggested. However, he was stopped by a palm pressing over his mouth, feeling the larger boy curl up into his side with a quiet giggle.
“MMNNN NNH!” His eyes were looking up at George, who was also getting into a comfy position and pressing himself into Sapnap’s side as well. Dream chuckled at that too, his laugh vibrating through his chest and into Sapnap’s shoulder.
“Oh be quiet, you know you loved it,” George rolled his eyes at the younger boy as he closed his eyes, burying his face into Sapnap’s neck. “Just shut up and nap, idiot.”
And so he did, with Dream’s palm still draped against his lips.
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phantompoguefangirl · 11 months
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I am dead.
I can't stop laughing.
This might be one of my favorite Michael moments ever.
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satorisoup · 2 months
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the wind has been knocked from my LUNGS.
art by @/J19325470 on twt!!
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eddis-not-eeddis · 8 months
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Leo x GN! Reader Incorrect Quotes
I want to write actual headcanons and oneshots, but they are taking a while…so I’mma just keep making incorrect quotes for now. Also, I try to only do the ones I can see actually happening. Enjoy this until I build up actual fics.
And to the people who found this blog within two days, welcome :D
I just finish the movie and I’m emotionally broken-
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Leo: Pros and cons of dating me.
Leo: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Leo: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Y/N: I fell—
Leo: From heaven?
Y/N: No, I literally fell—
Leo: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Y/N: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Leo: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
~💙~
Y/N: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Leo: Oh. We're going out?
Y/N: Wh...
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Y/N: I love you.
Leo, not paying attention: What was that?
Y/N: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
~💙~
Y/N: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Leo: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Y/N: ...
Y/N: You mean ring bearER, right?
Leo: ...
Y/N: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Y/N: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Leo: This is a lie.
Leo: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Leo: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS
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Leo: This date is boring!
Y/N: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Leo: Then why did you invite me?
Y/N: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "f*** you Y/N I'll do whatever I want!”
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Y/N: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Leo: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Y/N: God?!
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Y/N: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Leo: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.
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Y/N: I owe you one.
Leo: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
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Y/N: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Leo: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
~💙~
Y/N: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Leo: Your life?
Y/N: I- well yes, but-
~💙~
*While the Squad is in a battle*
Y/N, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
Leo: Take it back now y'all!
~💙~
Leo: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Leo: But you’re always acting stupid?
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
~💙~
Leo: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Y/N: Are you a software update? because not right now.
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missrandomdreamer · 3 months
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I think it would be so cute if Miruna and Mihawk adopted one of the little dwarves fairy folk that are in One Piece like-
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like this sweet baby <3 how could just aahhhhhh they are so damn cute!!! Miruna's pet seagull just swoops in one day and just casually has a little dwarf fairy baby that was a survivor like Miruna from slavery,
Miruna is immediately mom mode and is like: 'we are adopting this child until we can get her home to her people'
and Mihawk is just
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Just like they would be such good parents and I could see the little adorable child hanging out in Mihawk's hat like in the feathers or traveling with Miruna on her shoulder and them gardening together
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I need to draw this ASAP!
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farragoofwires · 10 months
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don' dweeblog
I've never seen anyone except me talk about how Gideon 1.0 is like. Definitely doing malicious compliance about his orders to off Harrow.
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yousaytomato · 2 years
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yeah yeah, an update on the fate of Jonathan, whatever, I'm just reeling from-
Miss ✨Wilhelmina✨ Murray
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kyuani · 8 months
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Ok that Miraculous finale was.... a lot.... like a LOT... to take in. 🥴 (this is long & scrambled, my bad 🤪)
I liked Gabriel's battle w/ Bug Noir. And I think Gabriel stinging Mari at the last second was so shocking. 😭 Tikki & Plagg revealing their true forms and combining to that being was wow.... Giving his life for Emily & Natalie's was the only wise thing that Gabriel has ever done. I won't commend him for it tho, because he knew his time was done, and that there was nothing else he could do. Even tho he froze Mari and in this way "won", he knew that his wish all along was a false reality. Imagine if things had went his way just for Adrien to have been the price...
I wonder what the story of Emelie popping up completely healthy, and Natalie being healthy all of a sudden will be. 😵‍💫 Regardless, I can't be too upset at the idea of Adrien being in a great environment now with two people who'll value him, experiencing romance like the hopeless romantic he's always been, and having control over himself with the rings. 🌻
Gabriel getting a statue was gross to see and so was Adrien seemingly wishing to "be like his father" (not blaming him btw). But it's not unrealistic for a billionaire to have a statue & be remembered as a hero. That happens often irl despite their atrocities being known by literally everyone. 🙃 And the idea of "Gabriel helping Ladybug to defeat Monarch"... Maybe this is supposed to be taken figuratively, but ugh... I hope we don't see a huge theme of Adrien missing his father next season. 😮‍💨 Like yeah, that's his father who he never got to say goodbye to. But like... He put him in solitary confinement for not wanting to move from the only home he's ever known, plus force a relationship on him. 🥴 Arranged marriages between wealthy families isn't an uncommon thing, but ffs, they're just kids. Even w/o Marinette & Felix in the picture, Gabriel & Tomoe's obsession w/ having their children together - enough to put them in solitary confinement for escaping their controlled life - was truly predatory.
Adrien knows he's a senti-being now for sure tho... right? ?😭 I just feel like that's such an important part of himself that he should know by now. I mean, Kagami & Felix know, and now that "Lila" may know, that concerns me. 😥 Regardless, he deserves to know....
Speaking of Lila, idk how I feel about Lila being the new villain while knowing Mari's identity... Based on the ending, things seem a bit uncertain there too. Don't get me wrong - I fully enjoy her as a character and as an antagonist, and I want to know more of her background. How did she become so manipulative? Why is she so vengeful? So deceptive? Why is so unhappy, and thrives off of lying to random people over the smallest of things? We have at least two seasons left of this show, and I'd like to know so bad. 😭 She may only have the butterfly miraculous, but the amount of knowledge & history she has is abundant....
All the chosen heroes from before have their miraculouses, but will be full time heroes this time around. Now that Adrien will have a more stable home life + a true relationship w/ Marinette, life as Cat Noir won't be treated as the escape it's been prior. I mean, exploring his feelings for Mari, coming to terms w/ just being friends w/ Ladybug, and not having to model anymore somewhat changed that this season already. So I don't think we have to worry about a repeat of S4's Ladynoir distance happening at least. Them all being full-time holders and Adrien not feeling trapped nor abandoned in his civilian life should change that too.
Luka, Jagged Stone, and Penny being under the celestial guardian's wing wasn't something I was expecting 🤔 Idk how that came about, but it's definitely not bad for Luka at all as someone who knows both Cat Noir & Ladybug's identities still. Still kinda wish he had become more involved w/ the miraculous, but hey, at least the three will be back in Paris ig? 🎉
In conclusion, I have no idea what to expect for S6. 😭 I'm excited to see what Lila is like holding her own power w/ no strings. I'm excited to see Felix & Kagami's relationship bloom, to Adrienette bloom, and to see how our three senti children move while in control of their own lives (although Kagami might not be completely out the gate their w/ her mother around :/). Excited to see more interaction w/ the kwamis as most are free again. All but our baby Nooroo. Again. 😞
These are all just my initial thoughts directly after watching Re-Creation, before deep-diving into everyone else's opinions tho. 🤗 S5 may be my 3rd favorite season. Not the best, but not the worse. Just right in the middle. ✅️ The wait for S6 begins! 🎉
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yourlocalcamerarole · 9 months
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HIS FOREHEADS BACK OH MY GOSH
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stonedstozier · 2 years
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will’s crying is literally making me cry :’(((((
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keeps-ache · 2 years
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interests are weird! :)
#just me hi#just remembered that phase i had where i was obsessed with watching wipeout videos on yt#like the show?? Wipeout?? i loved it so fricken much i don't even know why#i didn't like when people got slammed into things or lost cuz then i'd feel Really Bad but something in there definitely had a grip on me#oh my gosh the phrases they would say before they'd jump onto the slide- ;u; Lol#like they'd be let's say a zookeeper specializing in lions or whatever#and before they would jump they'd say something like 'you know i ain't LION when i say i'm in it to win it!!!'#and it hurt every single time but i also loved it sooooooo much#plus. water#man. also speaking of shows i'd always had these really vivid and fond memories of watching looney tunes and tom and jerry#that all happened when i was like 2-3 apparently lol#i could've sworn we were watching that till a little later but whatever#also i thought we'd only watched telletubbies a handful of times- not so!#i remember something about that kind of unsettled me when i was tiny but i seriously can't remember what#the goop they ate though. i really wanted (still do) to eat that#when they'd talk they weren't talking right?? i can't recall clearly but i was kinda freaked out with how they were making word-noises but-#-not Words#baby brains are weird :)#also Nemo screwed with me too! the big empty ocean scenes felt really weird#like the fish were lost. but they were so sure of where they were going but they looked completely lost#actually i had a fear of getting lost so that might've been it lollllllllll#yeah. oh that reminds me of the meijer incident lol#whoops#well i meant to NOT go off but here i am now#okay gonna say tooodles now :) tooooooodles!
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tvrningout-archived · 2 years
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y’all every time i see the name albedo, i’m sent back to tiny bel years in which i watched my sister play x.enosaga for hours and experienced one of my first hyperfixations. albedo in the x.enosaga games tho?? absolutely unhinged and still haunts me to this day
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