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buttercupart · 2 years

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caaaal hartwell

#updated ref/design wip because oh my god I haven’t made them one in 2 years #that’s their magic staff it was supposed to be plot relevant and Paz was gonna steal it at some point in WEAB but . well . here we are #uhhhhhumm what else can I say abt them #kind of anything bc it doesn’t matter anymore?#uhhhh if they weren’t born wombo combo doublekill possessed they’d have mousey brown hair and blue eyes #they were supposed to be 1/3 of a friend trio with mattie and paz #the only reason their tag is ‘calLIE’ hartwell is bc paz was meant to give them that nickname #and the name callista was only ever a placeholder! I kind of regret it now and would change their name if I could #their name in the eaaaarly drafts was ‘desdemona’ and they were a macabre death obsessed girl #I still think that concepts SICK but I thought desDEMONa was a little too on the nose #like imagine your parents knowing you’d be born with a terrible afflication and naming you after it . I’d go sicko mode #anywho it’s almost 3am imgoing to sleep now #wips #oc stuff

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mushroom-wonderland · 2 years

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Due to popular demand (1 person) heres a drawing of a fucked up dog I once dreamt :] he has 3 eyes and was bright blue, yellow and red, hope you guys enjoy !!

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shepscapades · 3 years

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Tom and Ben MC lore :0

So... interestingly enough, most of my Ben and Tom mc Lore comes from their early 2015-2016 twitch clips, from when they’d come on stream once a year before they were really known at all? They’d crack jokes about being let out of the basement since Lewis is gone (Here, at 3:25 and 4:53 and I’m sure there’s more but yeah) and whatnot. Also that one official art Nina did of Tom as a star trek commander... I definitely took that and ran with it (Lumian Tom canon change my mind)

Also there’s a lot so I’ll probably explain stuff over a few different posts under the same tag but!

Long story short, Angor was taken in as Xeph’s behind the scenes personal assistant at Yoglabs and opped so that he could take care of more tedious and menial tasks that Xeph was too busy to do (I like to think that Tom actually built a good bit of yoglabs)! But with the little free time he had, I imagine Tom slowly started venturing out until he met Ridge, who showed him all of the stuff he could do with his powers that Xeph was probably trying to keep from him. So as Tom learned more and more, he eventually prepared enough stuff to break Ben out of yoglabs (after a year or so of trying to make his life a little easier at Yoglabs with blankets and literally any food that’s not fish xp)

Once they break out, they stay pretty low on the radar for obvious reasons, but the occasional prank on Xeph is too tempting to resist (i think it’s hilarious Lewis made them stop calling their stream the Jerk Off stream but they kept secretly doing it anyway to spite him. Cheers for Ben and Tom making a podcast and trying to broadcast it to literally everyone on the server through Yoglabs as a prank)

#Yogscast #Yoglabs #Bedgar #Angory Tom #Ben Edgar #Tom Clark #bentom mc lore #there’s the tag #OH UHHHH pls send asks if you have questions bc theres a lot more detail I could go into!!#the comic takes place shortly after they escape hence the BASIC hoodie get up #don’t worry Tom upgrades his clothing to Ultiamte Demigod Who Could Not Give Less Of A F #and ben’s outfit just becomes #bangory #More Shark TM #I’ll doodle it later XD #also they’re very good friends with Barry who lives in his vanilla home in the mountains #art escapades #I love them

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bakatenshii · 4 years

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𝖜𝖎𝖕 𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

⇢ hate both @blahkugo and @lookslikeleese for putting me on blast like this and making me list out my stash of wips that likely will never be finished and/or posted (sigh)

⇢ tag game: expose your the titles/themes of your works in progress!

♡︎ kinktober (this is only day 1 no one call me out)

glory hole - oikawa | dubcon, manipulation, religious

♡︎ incel! kenma-nii

somno, incest, (can u believe I started this before I wrote Rapture?? this wip is over 3 months old)

♡︎ fairytale au! seijoh (The Smut Pile collab)

Alibaba and the Fourty Thieves AU | dub/noncon, mindbreak, gangbang, religious themes (Mel, Lauren and Nyks have the patience of saints waiting for me)

♡︎ rich boy! teru (partner fic to Manual)

noncon, drug use/abuse, manipulation, mild somno (you’re never seeing this one, my writing in here makes me wince)

♡︎ afo! shig x quirkless!rc

you’re literally never ever seeing this bc it’s multi-chap so I’ll never finish + no <3

♡︎ lilbro! goshiki

♡︎ mattsun x makki’s sister!rc

♡︎ hawks | predator/prey

♡︎ miya twins x rc (continuation of osamu drabble)

♡︎ hisoka

tags: @undermattsun @inkykeiji @lovingsuna @moonlightie @sadwentz @rat-suki @theygottheircages @writingsbymo-mo @natsuosfairy @tetsou @bokutobabie @dearsakusa @closetdegen

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myfriendthedictionary · 3 years

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not to be dramatic but i think my mental health would be drastically improved if i had someone to sing duets with

#ahskdhk im not emotional you are /lh #not to be like the only way I connect to people is music but yeah. yeah.#this is fine to rb idm!#im fine it’s just exhausting to be alive sometimes lmao #like not even specifically in a sad way just in a like. life is just really overwhelming #idk maybe that’s the mental illness <3 #anyway i don’t even want it to be romantic or anything i honestly just wish I had like friends #not that i am not the reason that i dont have them but #still.#me pushing everyone away because im scared to get attached: why doesn’t anyone like me /lh #anyway now im just sad in the tags whoops #i was doing good and then my professor told me he hated my work and now im just. o-oh.#not like school was uhhhh the only thing I thought I excelled in or anything but ha..hahahaha... whoops #anyway sorry this got venty !!#okay to reblog!#paige rambles #paige.txt #vent tw

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almondmisery · 4 years

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WELL. i am trying to make a twitter bot that spouts ships + random quotes to go with them, and. huh. huh. huh.

#HUH...#the epomarisette one hits me hard actually?? like...oh no....#the bot is no where NEAR ready to be let loose #i really dont have that many quotes rn #and i dont think i have all the ships in there yet #but damn #if you have any quotes you think would go well in it please send them my way #and try to include where you got them from? i'm hoping to keep a google doc of all the quotes i have + their credit #i cant decide if i should tag the ships or not #nah i wont #almond chattery #i feel like i'll be posting about this more so better make a tag for it now #uhhhh #almond's botting adventures #?#man idk #most of these are song lyrics lol #the only ones that arent song lyrics are the ones my friends sent me asdfkjsdljf #all i have to offer are song lyrics...#this is the perfect opportunity to dump all the song lyrics that rattle around in my head all the time really #i was inspired by a haikyuu bot (ofc i was) because it has been wreaking havoc all over my timeline #it only posts once an hour but i have been hearing about it all day lmao #i am under no illusions that the les mis bot will gain any traction but most of the point is that i will get satisfaction from it #and if other people happen to follow it....nice

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thiscatiscreepy · 3 years

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Thinks about like. three intricate magic based worlds I've created in my head as a teen but never realised in any way.

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#where do i even begin with any of them #in one a bunch of gods who are also siblings try to create livable worlds on barren rocks #and they all gave like. orbs on their bodies #but like. either in head chest abdomen stomach or hips #and it determines a. their role in the world creation procces and b. their weapon that they can summon #i had a whole fucking diagram on how their weapons are shape based but Not explaining it in tags #its not complicated its just more visual #oh also the gods are giant ass centaurs #dont ask #they have fffucking rings that if they take them off they basically become pregaganant with a new god #and you fucking guessed it that each finger corresponds with the orb placement on their bodies #the orbs are actually called 'cores' but its not that important #uhhhh gods with head cores Balance stuff. like materials and such. making sure there aren't any errors #the chest core gods we'll talk about a bit later #the abdomen core gods are terraformers. they change the structure of the planet to make it easier for other gods to create #like. they prepare the canvas on which others will paint #the stomach core gods are like. time manipulators. they speed stuff up. also resource management #making sure they have the necessary stuff to make more stuff #the hip core gods are for ~aesthetics~. they make worlds look pretty #and so finally the chest core gods combine all the stuff made by other gods into one 'event' and wow a new thing is made #head gods have swords. chest spears. abdomen uhh anything circle. stomach things on long sticks. hip smaller versions of stomach weapons #at some point they made a Colossal god that covers all three (+1) worlds they have #also they made a bunch of demigods #they Also have Systems but im Not getting into that #oh for the vague plot reasons there are two 'families' of gods. one with sun aesthetics the other with moon aesthetics #and moon gods are a Bit different from sun gods in terms of their powers and how they create stuff and how they see their roles #like uhhh sun head god sees that he balances stuff and was like oh yeah i balance stuff im the God of Balance #but the moon head god sees the act of 'balancing stuff' as removing chaos from the world and so they named themself the God of Chaos #also yeah some of them are trans #okay thats already way too much talk on One world and im kinda sleepy so ill stop

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bbeelzemon · 3 years

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species base sketches.......

#if the babirusa looks similar to tekni its becuz theyre like... sister species.. they are from the same homeworld #i have a few species like that! the scorpion species is related to the spider species! which isnt pictured here but its what eksoh is!#well anyway here is uh #*closes tag window to look at screenshot* anyway here is 14 new species sketchies...#14 and not 15 because the vinjaw has already been shown as byoh (though she looks different shhhh)#anyway these are named after the animals theyre based off instead of actual species names cuz uhhhh i havent named them yet LOL #i might go back and vague some of them up a bit more #but just getting the initial sketch down is the main thing !#also the octo is shamelessly just absolutely shamelessly for me to cameo my ne0pet LOL #i mean ive had other octo ocs before unrelated to that and they always kinda look like this #but like... yeah hdjsdbsg #oh yeah beetle2 is named that because liotairs (jyohd) are beetle1 technically #ough some of these poses kinda suck but im just trying to get the designs down while still being mostly visible #which means getting those damn arms out of the way.. but theres only so many things arms can do.......#nudibranch is undeniably the best preview so far. like as far as pose and design and attitude like ugh perfection #hmm i migjt need to adjust the babirusa a bit more.. theyre supposed to be taller and thicker than tekni (who are already BIG)#but its hard to get that across without literally placing a tekni next to it.. ill have to figure that out later #really the biggest difference is the longer snout and the uh yknow classic babirusa tusks piercing their fucking face #the body isnt too different structurally. its mostly size #OH ALSO one last thing!!!#you may be wondering HEY where are those bugs' WINGS #well in the The Last Human™️ universe bug species can have both larval stages and then also keep molting as adults #so all bugs that i would say have wings will only get their wings on their last molt #and if they molt once a year (which i say they do) then that means they only have wings when theyre old as fuck #i might say their last molt lasts maybe 5-10 years instead of the 1 year #but thats still gonna be when theyre the human equivalent of like. 70 #ok ok one last thing for real this time #babirusa is masked because its similar to tekni and im keeping all of their faces hidden until gihr gets his face reveal #i mean they also all wear those masks on their homeworld anyway cuz it sucks but like #they do indeed have a face under there ! but you are not allowed to see it yet !

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bataranqs · 3 years

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Tagged by @yenyul rules: tag people you want to get to know better/catch up with and answer these questions

Last Song I Listened To: 孤城 but the studio version with Chen Zhuoxuan because she’s too quiet in the concert ver

Last Movie I Watched: it might have been it comes at night with y’all....?

Currently Reading: idk if this counts but detective conan fanfiction awegoijrfdkl

Currently Watching: ah. i will start watching the animation for tgcf soon but I have to wait to watch with my sister since we both loved the book series so much, so we gotta do it together. watching mxtx shows with her is a tradition

Currently Craving: noodles with sesame oil and bell peppers.

Currently Working On: a tim fic in the dr wayne au but i gotta... start my aizawa fic soon... if i want it up in time for birthday.....

Currently Playing: Genshin Impact but I haven’t played for like a month oaigwejkdf

tagging: @goldkirk @caffeine-dammit @pickledragon @gooddadstan (Kai it STILL won’t let me tag you but you are tagged in spirit I typed your name like five times)

#tag game #tfw you don't have the concept of time in your brain so you're like #uhhhh last movie i watched? idk???#it might have been live action cinderella....?#might've even been something else...?#someone please give me brain cells #those noodles with sesame oil and bell peppers?#i own none of these ingredients and the soonest i can go shopping is tuesday do you feel my pain.#kiddo i forgot your username and was going through it in my head like 'champion of trucks? doing work? studying? dad... good dad...' oijaewg #i kept alternating for the tim fic #i think i started off writing it for katie but then later on it was for bea and then a bit later on yet it was clearly for me myself #so now i'm like hm... do i gift it to them both? gift to no one?#i like gifting fics but at the same time i feel like this one isn't as good #so it feels like giving a shoddy gift that you worked half-heartedly on...#i really want to write the bruce one and #OH #this isn't the proper tim fic i want to preface #the proper tim fic will come with... ah #lots of planning and such #this one is a sort of... hm... i don't want to say breather #because it's not good enough to be a breather #breathers are light and solid and strong in character at times theme as well...#this is more... ah... unpolished??? i think you might understand when you read it #but knowing you no matter how much i hate it you'll love it and say it's good so #i think so long as i can brighten your day a bit... it's okay. that's more than wonderful #annika rambles in the tags #also if you're like 'is she talking to me' yeah hon i am #i have some friends who will read this and go 'wtf is she talking about' and it's not to them but if you get it yeah it's for you

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mishastits · 3 years

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i’m gonna rant in th tags bc tumblr is the only place that feels safe to do so

#in tumblr tags i can tell 1100 strangers my business and have exactly 0 of them give a shit and it makes me feel safe #anyways #i’m having lots of feelings #i had someone over last night and i’ve known them for like probably over a year #not like KNOWN THEM known them but like we met for the first time over a year ago #thru mutual friends or whatever #but like we matched on tinder a while back but never spoke to each other #mostly bc i was too scared he only swiped right to see if i did #but then i deleted and remade tinder and we matched AGAIN #and this time we actually talked #clearly bc i mean he came over #anyways we watched the first two episodes of the queens gambit together #and afterward it was like 2am and he was like okay i need to go HOME #and i was like yeah it do be kinda late #but before he left he was like telling me how he’s gonna have to borrow his friend’s netflix login to finish tqg #and i was like UHHHh ?????#we started it together so we have to finish it together #and i said smthn to the effect of ‘u can ghost me as soon as we finish tqg if you want to but you gotta at least get thru it with me #and he was like ‘oh shut UP’#so does that mean..... he’s not gonna ghost me??? cuz that would be sick #idfk #i’m like interested in him #but i’m still like definitely not ready to date anyone #but also like it’s really refreshing to talk to someone that just knows nothing abt my past lmao #i’m literally so lost #aaaaaaaaaaaaa #i don’t wanna come off as TOO interested in him #but i also don’t want him to think i’m just straight up uninterested #i wish my brain was capable of casually liking anyone or anything #it’s all or nothing up in this noggin baby

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bittzu · 4 years

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relatives

#starbound #ocs #oh gee how do i tag this #some of them have names some of them dont uhhhh #skylars parents #lilith #harrison #and uhh #xias grandma #my art #doodles #relatives

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fisherfurbearer · 4 years

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17 Questions

Tagged by @poikilomatters !! Well tagged my main blog but this is what I use most lol.

Rules: Answer 17 questions & tag 17 people you want to know better

Nickname: I don’t think I have one?? I guess folks sometimes call me Bri (pronounced like the cheese) in person but I’m indifferent.

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Height: 5′ 3.75″ exactly

Hogwart’s House: Hufflepuff!

Last Thing I Googled: “native snakes in the united states” I love learning about native fauna and flora. Also recently finished reading up on a lot of Good Stuff about coniferous trees and also turkeys for some reason. Also I usually have something like 140-160 tabs open at a time, for research purposes. Right now its 11 windows and 198 tabs but that’ll go down shortly after I finish reading about Native Snakes. c:

Song Stuck in my Head: “Have You Ever Seen the Rain” by Creedence Clearwater Revival...they sure do love singing about the rain!

Following and Followers: Following 512?? Some are probably inactive these days though I’ll have to go through them. Followers on this blog is 462! And none of them are bots, which I viciously block!! And any not-nice folks (t.erfs, etc.) or blatant porn blogs.

Amount of Sleep I Get: These days, way too much...usually get up around 11-12ish and frequently get tired around 3-4 pm and sleep until like 6-9 pm. It’s really not good. But I do get a LOT done in the brief periods of time I’m awake, so that’s good!

Lucky Number(s): I’m not sure!! I don’t believe in lucky numbers, just numbers that “look” nice/clean. Ex. Anything that ends in 0 or 5 is great. If it has to be below a dozen, then any even numbers below 12 or odd numbers 3 and 5 look “good.”

Dream Job: It’d take too long to talk about but I basically want to have a small farm/orchard and conserve native heritage livestock and plants, as well as historically important or ancient breeds/strains, and do a lot of hands-on conservation work for our local forests and rivers...might even attend Mont Alto in a few years if things go that way, and get an associates in Forestry. Really just want to work with Trees and Animals, especially Bugs and Reptiles and Livestock and Birds and what have you. Ideally mostly from home or in the field, self-employed mostly with art on the side. But I’d love to work with other folks too and do some fieldwork.

Wearing: Shorts and a gaudy floral shirt from walmart.

Favorite Song(s): UHH there are too many so I’ll just list the sort of CDs I have in my car off the top of my head...let’s see...

- Billy Joel (my FAVORITE!! I have an old four CD collection, I’m only missing a few songs!!)

- Electric Light Orchestra (I HAVE ALMOST ALL THEIR SONGS, MR. BLUE SKY ISNT THE ONLY ONE!! MOST PEOPLE ARE MISSING OUT ON SO MUCH!!!!!)

- Metallica (Just a couple CDs...recently got Kill em All, it’s alright just so low quality)

- System of a Down (like 2-3 CDs worth I unironically love their music, very ahh...aggressive compassion??)

- Rage Against the Machine (I think it’s The Battle of Los Angeles? Not my favorite but I think if I heard more I’d like them a lot)

- Rob Zombie/White Zombie (sometimes too not-nice for my liking but the songs I dig I REALLY dig)

-Baby Metal (THEY’RE SO GOOD, I LOVE THEM)

- Creedence Clearwater Revival (my current favorite for those long drives along the river!)

- Johnny Cash (two CD collection, missing a lot of songs though that I’d love to have)

- Elton John (only Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, which is my favorite album by him. I’ve listened to it so many times)

- Billy Eilish (what can I say, she’s frickin’ great)

- Tom Lehrer (not a conventional one but I have a burned CD collection of his from an old friend from years ago and I still love it to bits, just take with a grain of salt and remember it’s supposed to be ripping satire)

- Allan Sherman (same thing as Tom Lehrer, old burned CD from a friend, frickin’ funny, think if Weird Al was a thing in the 1950s)

......also been on the hunt for Of Monsters and Men, Florence and the Machine, and David Bowie for ages but I can never find them. Also Dragonforce, I unironically LOVE Dragonforce, as well as Rhapsody of Fire and Gloryhammer (I’d CRY if I found Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards on CD, that’s my FAVORITE)...they’re all such Big Mood. I also might be forgetting some but I think that’s pretty complete, I have Varied Preferences but it’s mostly Chill, Jivin’, or Metal.

Instrument(s): Own a ukulele but I haven’t picked it up in ages

Favorite Author(s): Ray Bradbury, by far, although my favorite NOVEL is One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and my favorite DRAMA is Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett. I also enjoy Ursula Vernon’s work, she was a big inspiration of mine when in middle school-high school.

Favorite Animal Noise(s): The peeps/songs the button quail make, the squeaky toy and buzzing powerline call of grackles, Mr. Jinx’s meows (rip in rest old man), spring peepers, catbird calls, and mockingbird noises. Also Hagrid’s hisses are very amusing too.

Aesthetic: Tank top + overshirt + jeans...instant outfit, ready for anything. Also comfy dresses.

Tagging: Oh man I don’t know a lot of folks...uhh! @craftingwithcat @eclectus-mom and whoever else wants to do this !! ! !

#i almost forgot i was tagged in this i NEVER get tagged in stuff it makes me so happy though!!!!!!#i panicked and couldnt think of folks to tag though heheh #also reminds me ive gotten a couple asks in the past but?? completely forgot to reply to them?? oh my gosh??#folks im so sorry if you ever have ever taken the time to ask me something and i just Dont Respond #i swear ive read it im just stupid and forgetful #and if i did respond id probably write 1000 words and itd be a giant mess anyway #but know i do read asks and feel free to resend something if i forget for a long time and you still want to chat or have an answer #im on tumblr all the time...#i just forget a lot...#also man i have a lot of CDs dont i #may have mostly answered this for that ask i love talking about my CDs #im also VERY PASSIONATE about non-mr blue sky ELO songs #listen i love mr blue sky as well but COME ON.#wheres my LAST TRAIN TO LONDON??#WHERES TICKET TO THE MOON??#TURN TO STONE??#SHINE A LITTLE LOVE???#OR WHAT ABOUT THE DOZEN DIFFERENT SONGS ALL TO DO WITH PHONE CALLS??????? TELEPHONE LINE!! SWEET TALKIN WOMAN!! UHHHH...#CALLING AMERICA!! I MEAN COME ON ITS RIGHT THERE!!#THEYRE SO GOOD AND WHAT ABOUT THEIR CRAZY ORCHESTRAL-ROCK N ROLL MASH UPS #ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN!! ROCKARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#FRICKIN ROCKARIA GOSH I LOVE THAT SONG.#or frickin...frickin WILD WEST HERO...#HONKY TONK GOODNESS...#its a LITTLE BIT cRINGE with some of the lyrics #but i CANT HELP BUT JIVE #its a very fun song...#MAN #LONG TAGS #PASSIONATE TAGS

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im-the-punk-who · 4 years

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so uh.... y’all really like gay flint, huh.

#THIS IS A SHITPOST I WOKE UP TO MY WIGGING OUT OVER JAMES BEING A GOOD GAY HAVING LIKE 30 NEW REBLOGS AND WAS LIKE OH SO IVE FOUND MY NICHE #except we all knew that was what this blog was already so like #also please know if you reblog any of my shit i WILL read your tags and i WILL be delighted by them #personal post #also just as a warning i woke up today having a LOT of feelings about miranda so uhhhh

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gokugf · 4 years

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uhhhhh bruh moment

#tw in tags #vent posts #uhhhh my university canceled classes for the rest of the year and everyone has to go home #and uhhhh #all of my therapists/psychiatrists/mental health facilities are where my college is #and the school being directly next to a major hospital was also a major factor for reassurance’s sake #dude... i will not be okay at home #i will not be okay at home #ahahaha i will not be okay at home #lily's rap battles #OH FUCK FUCK #my meds #im not allowed to keep them in my room my suitemate’s been locking them somewhere in her room so i won’t know where the full bottles are #since we all have to go home though they will be easily accessible to me which is Not Good #what do i do???? oh my god what do i do #also i dont have a laptop anymore what do i do for online classes?? maybe the local library?#i was about to get a second job on campus to earn money that we really need and now that cant happen #my family was highkey counting on this job for the extra income idk what the plan is now #i guess i could take up more hours at my other job but i dont think ill be able to get enough #hooooooooooo okay. time to breathe #step 1 is to stop whining online about personal business

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the-only-universe-here · 4 years

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Is it weird that at this point I've literally read enough high quality Grishaverse fanfics that I can't remember what quotes are canon or fanfiction at this point?

#its a problem #grishaverse #grisha trilogy #i cant get over my Grisha ships and honestly I'm not even sorry #i will forever scream that Alina and Nikolai would have been perfect together #Nikolai is just too fucking precious i cant even #and of course I'm a bitch for villains so i think the Darkling should have gotten a chance but like. i know why he didn't #hi if the author of Heart of Darkness ever sees this know that Daddy Darkles Sparkles will forever be the most precious #dont mind this as it becomes a tag dump its just #i love... the grishaverse #i found it when i was in junior high and reading it again 5 years later is a trip into nostalgia and also my own fanfic writing #the writing that i was not capable of all those years ago #because hi Nikolai/Alina/Aleksander is my new favorite ot3 and i will go down with this ship #(No Harsher Praxis is so fucking good and everyone can fucking fight me on this because oh my GOD i cried so hard reading that series)#okay i guess its uhhhh Begger the Heart and Make it Crawl series but oh my *wheeze*#catch me knocking on the author's door to personally give them a bundle of roses and also a canister of my tears that i cried while reading #anyway im gonna leave this dump here #dont mind me

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kakashihasibs · 3 years

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Cup check how ;)

My bud. My guy. I'd punch him in the dick. And then laugh

Not unrelated there's a new jackass movie coming out this fall and teenager me is incredibly excited

#adult me is excited too tbh #one Halloween i got super drunk and my friends took away my lightsaber bc i kept cup checking them #that might have been the same Halloween that i downed like 7 shots then made teamed up with my other drunk friend #and we forced the DD to drive us to walmart to get OJ for screwdrivers and the 7 shots hit we all at once in the check out line #i had to work the next morning and i uh realized halfway through my shift i was still drunk and that was the only reason i was hungover #wasn't* hungover #anyway I dont drink anymore lmao #uhhhh oh yeah my guy there's nothing sexy about a cup check #i just grew up in the middle of nowhere rural Michigan so i had nothing better to do than injured myself and friends for our amusement #my mom who grew up in the same town did BMX jousting in the 80s before jackass was even a thought in Johnny Knoxville's head #that's how boring my hometown is #oh geez these tags really went of the rails huh #alcohol tw #nsfk implied #ask #anon #ben replies

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