#oh what an idiot right

[jewishregulus]

love when ppl make random ass aus for their fave ship that r just nonsensical and crazy . anyways jegulus au in which the potter’s run an animal shelter and usually order their pet supplies online but one day james goes to a chain store and finds regulus, who hates every single thing abt his shitty fucking pet store job and ONLY stays bc having a shitty job getting to pet cats on a leash is better than having a shitty job and not being able to. anyways james sees a twink and loses a few brain cells so he just pretends he has NEVER had a pet before and asks for regulus’ advice to talk to him. in his nervousness james is like “so dogs can’t eat chocolate right hahaha that’s crazy i’d go crazy” and regulus is like “i don’t get paid enough for this”

#regulus black #james potter #marauders era #marauders #jegulus #snake in the lions den #when regulus finds out abt the shelter he’s like wait that’s so sweet what the fuck #and then he’s hit w the earthshattering realization that the idiot regular who always bothers him is actually #incredibly smart and talented and caring and #Oh G-d HIS EXACT TYPE!! THE MADNESS #very inspired by my real life shitty pet store job #Not naming names but a certain chain pet store which has a three letter name should burn #james: so lol dogs should eat right? #regulus: this is fucking unbelievable

[twelfth-dykector]

CROWLEY AS AN RE TEACHER!!!! CROWLEY AS AN RE TEACHER!!!! I REPEAT!!!!! CROWLEY AS AN RE TEACHER!!!!!

#re is religious education btw #like religious studies teacher #IMAGINE IT #i was thinking about what subjects they would teach and OH MY GOD #a history teacher would be cool too #because shes LIVED through it #she'd teach her class a completely different (right) version of history #but miracle it they'd all get decent marks or some shit i dont know #and azi would be an english teacher obviously #BUT CROWLEY WOULD ALSO GO ON LONG RANTS ABOUT SPACE MALARKY #everyone would be kinda scared of her but also adore her #im trying to make my thoughts about re teacher crowley coherent but im failing miserably #good omens #ineffable fandom #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #what other tags exist #ramblings

[starrystevie]

nancy wheeler is the epitome of avid lgbtq+ supporter to raging queer pipeline end of story

#nancy in high school: everyone deserves rights you idiots! #nancy starting college: oh wait okay maybe i'm a little bit too passionate about this for a straight girl much to think about #nancy a few semesters in seeing a lesbian dream boat walk by: .... oh okay it makes sense now #no i am not projecting what are you talking about

[smile-files]

as a jew, seeing what all of these israeli leaders have said is sickening. as a jew, anti-palestinian rhetoric is sickening. as a jew, zionism is sickening.

how dare my people -- a people who've been massacred, ethnically cleansed, dehumanized, forcibly removed, and discriminated on religious grounds for their entire existence -- do the same to another people? how dare we turn our backs on them, when they suffer like we have?

i understand that so much of us have been fed zionist propaganda our entire lives; the same happened to me. i understand the desire for a homeland where we don't have to fear antisemitism at every turn; i want that too. but it doesn't take much thought to understand that a homeland for us, which actively oppresses and kills another people, is antithetical to what we want.

if you, as a member of an oppressed group, believe that your freedom and safety can only exist when you oppress another group, you are acting no better than the people who oppressed you. such a belief is horrible, and cynical, and wrong.

as a jew, i want jewish people to be happy and safe and connected to our heritage; as a jew, i also want other peoples to be happy and safe and connected to their heritage.

don't call the palestinians "amalek". you are turning us into amalek.

doesn't the torah tell us to have empathy for those beaten down by the world? doesn't the torah tell us to make the world a better place? doesn't the torah tell us to free people of their shackles and help them escape oppression?

i have so many israeli aunts and uncles and cousins; i fear for their safety. of course, my parents do as well. i'm worried that this fear, in addition to anything they were led to believe earlier in life, is placing my parents even deeper in the zionist camp. but it doesn't have to be this way! my relatives' safety does not rely on the continued oppression of gaza!

it is easy to be uninformed, to be swayed by propaganda, to blindly hope that israel was founded in good faith -- but we can't lie to ourselves. a world steeped in senseless hatred (which we are now promoting!) could never be a home for us. none of us are free, liberated, equal, until all of us are.

as a jew, to other jews, i implore that we stand with our palestinian siblings. i want us all to be happy and safe. i want us all to live in harmony -- in the holy land and around the world. that is what we all deserve. <3

#melonposting #i apologize for not reblogging/posting much stuff about israel/palestine until now #i kept having this fear that my mom would see and get angry at me #but what do i care? i want both jews and palestinians to be happy #oh yeah. and i keep hearing the argument that 'jews living in the holy land before israel was established weren't treated well' #i don't know if that's true or not... but does it matter? #like of course antisemitism is horrible. but that can be dealt with #forcibly taking over their land is not the answer #like if israel were never a thing and people saw that jews living in the holy land didn't have rights #they'd do something about it! #and if you think they wouldn't (which is a fair thing to think)... well then you should do something about it!!! #don't solve oppression with more oppression you idiot!!!!! #no positive change will ever come to a world which doesn't think positive change can happen #and oppression is not positive change. #and it also pains me how so much of zionist rhetoric feeds off of post-holocaust fear #and i get it. i get that in the mid 20th century we were so scared and angry after the holocaust #and that we desperately wanted a safe haven #i will never not empathize with that fear and rage because it's justified #but that is no excuse to oppress another group of people. there are other ways to be safe and happy i promise #just stop hurting each other... please... you're not helping anyone... #palestine #israel #zionism

[musubiki]

im actually fully convinced now that mochi used to wear the long skirt uniform until coco convinced her to be a normal high school girl and wear short skirts like everyone else, and thats when limes Thing(tm) started

#coco: cmon be young while you still can!! everyone wears the shorter skirt!!! #mochi in her head: (everyone?....i guess thats true...itll actually help me blend in more...maybe the long skirt was making me stand out... #...as a witch i need to blend in as much as possible...) ok! #and the next day lime is tripping over his own feet and walking straight into walls #he has to legit take a moment to recenter and be like (what the fuck is wrong with me?) #its like that feeling when you keep trying to say a very normal word but keep getting tripped up #and you just stop and fall silent for a few seconds like (what the fuck) #dumbass lime is like: are you sure thats within dress code...? #mochi: ? its the uniform? #lime: oh. right. (fucking idiot what kind of question is that)

[5hrignold]

homestar…. i love that man

#i hope you know what screenshot the upper right thing is referencing #if not….. oh well #anyway im literally this close to making a hsr sideblog 🤏 #uknow. if you couldn’t tell somehow. #ijust have such strong feelings for this idiot i can barely cope #i just want to scream and yell at someone and rattle them by the shoulders about him #homestar runner #odieart

[tswwwit]

Can Dipper pick Bill up? Has he ever tried? What would Bill's reaction be to his little human husband carrying (or trying to) him, and under what circumstances would either of them agree to it?

Good question!

I'm not sure if Dipper can pick Bill up - certainly not an easy task, Bill's taller and a handful in more than one way. Probably Dipper makes the attempt out of retaliation. Bill wants to pick up Dipper all the time? Fine! Let's see how Bill likes being manhandled for once.

Unfortunately for this plan, Bill's entirely fine with being man- or demon-handled! Frankly the whole thing would be deeply amusing. Bill gets not only attention, but also an opportunity to tease Dipper AND mock him while he struggles. A triple win!

#answers #bless these two idiots #Bill *does* make it a struggle of course. But not by squirming away #More like putting the back of his hand to his forehead and falling back in a swoon at just the right time to make Dipper nearly drop him #Or clasping his arms dramatically around Dipper's neck in a way that makes it hard to keep his grip #Possibly 'helping' by trying to climb on top of Dipper instead #Switching between comments like 'oh no this so-called 'hero' is trying to drag me off' and other sarcasms and others like: #'Boy you sure are sweating kid! Having trouble? or 'Jeez it's obvious you've never swept any being off their feet before. Amateur.' #Dipper's frustration is hilarious and only intensifying with Bill's dumb antics. But he can't quit *now*. He's already halfway there #If he just gives up then Bill will mock him for THAT for ages #Gotta get the guy off the ground at least once before he lets him drop. Hopefully in a mud puddle or down a well or something #He'll see this through with gritted teeth and also probably a sore back #If he'd remembered to lift with his knees he could have spared himself the last one #But frankly he probably just walked up behind Bill and tried to just. Lift. #It took Bill a second to figure out what the heck he was doing. And then: The Mocking Began

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking so so hard about LaughingStock and how that'd go down. disastrously, probably

#and ill talk about it at Length in the tags until tumblr cuts me off like a rowdy drunk after last call #please keep in mind this is all in my Brain and relationship dynamics etc are all technically speculation. anyway #so while franklydear is your more classic 'oh no im in love with him! / aw shucks im in love with him<3' #laughingstock is 'feelings what feelings / oh shit oh fuck this is bad' #to Me. #in my mind howdy is completely oblivious to his emotions #he's out here like 'gotta get the store impressively neat & shiny for barnaby! and everyone else' without blinking an eye #he starts assembling barnaby and wally's dogs slower an slower so that barnaby has to hang around a smidge longer than usual #he's out here giggling at barnaby's jokes while sweeping Hours or Days after the joke was told like a lovesick idiot #all while being like Ah Yes Barnaby My Dear Friend. My Platonic Buddy Whose Jokes I Laugh At A Little Too Hard. Platonically. #meanwhile barnaby Realizes his own feels. has a minor crisis. goes through the 12 stages of grief and absolutely panics #he's like 'ok just gotta play it cool. normal. dont be weird. he'll fall for your natural charm in no time' #'ill hold all of my feelings right here until i die or howdy reciprocates. i just cant tell anyone about this.' #'....hey wally you can keep a secret right' #and rizzes it up yk. rolls a nat 20 on charisma every time without howdy even realizing it. ig barns rolled for stealth too #and from barnabys pov its going great! #howdy is flirting back! hes showing all the signs! when eddie views their interactions he comes to barnaby later and is like A+ gay as fuck #so barnaby is a soft pining mess and howdy is Absurdly Oblivious despite being a clever & observant guy #so im imagining (will freely admit that this Train of Thought is slightly inspired by the latest chapter of Stamps by Indigopoptart) #that eventually barnaby is Confident in their budding relationship ok. hes ready to ask howdy out. #everyone who Knows (wally & eddie) are like Go For It He Clearly Loves You #and when barnaby tells howdy. howdys like 'ohhhh geez um im really flattered 🥺 but i dont feel the same 😔😭' #cue barnaby turning into the 'never again' meme while trying to laugh it off and pretend like he didnt just have his heart mr starked #so he goes home to smoke his pipe and cry and howdy goes about his day feeling Strange #why cant he stop thinking about that confession. what are these emotions. i mean its not as if hes in love with Ohhhhhh No. Oh No. #so howdy has his 'holy shit! im in love with barnaby! (lovestruck. swooning) ....Holy Shit I Rejected Barnaby (horrified. nauseous)' moment #cue howdy expecting barnaby to come by in the morning as per Routine so they can talk. he Doesnt. cue howdy stressing the fuck out over it #meanwhile wally sally (eddie sent her in his place. hes too busy) and barnaby are having a girls day (eating ice cream and watchin romcoms) #eventually barnaby hears that howdy has been Dropping The Ball and cant not check on him. cue emotional heart-2-heart outside the bodega #this is all very specific but its in my brain. these scenarious lull me to sleep every night lately

[superanimepirate]

Oda: Shank stated his home town is in the West Blue!

Fans: Cool

Oda: Was Shanks born at God Valley? Seems so! *Wink wink, nudge nudge*

Fans: What! How? *Thousands of fan theories*

Oda: Because God Valley is in the West Blue!

Fans: ...oh

#We're all idiots #it was right there lol #wait so where did he get that sake? #Oh that was a much more interesting than we though it was #no wonder Whitebeards scars hurt #he was facing Shanks and directly reminded of God Valley #What happened there Oda? #Tell us! #How was it destroyed? #How the hell did Shanks get sake from there? #one piece spoilers #one piece manga spoilers #one piece #one piece chapter 1096 #one piece 1097 #one piece 1096 spoilers #one piece chapter 1097 #Shanks #Whitebeard #God Valley #one piece egghead arc #one piece egghead arc spoilers #god valley incident

[scottpilgrim4everr]

“Why? Why are you watching Scott Pilgrim again? It’s over. There’s not going to be a season 2. Let it go. Please stop.”

No no. You don’t understand, I’ve been dreaming of a Scott Pilgrim cartoon/animated series for years now.

Like ever since I saw the movie. That’s like 12 years...

#i’m going to be insufferable #I love ​regurgitating things the fandom has said 10000 times 💕 #but when I was 9 I thought it would be a good idea to put it on Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network or something… what an idiot am I right??? 💀 #I mean the main Cartoon Network block not even Adult Swim #oh to be a clueless 9yo again #I’m doing my due diligence and making sure Netflix knows we like it. #I’m on my 8th watch through!!! I am so normal!!! 💕💕 #scott pilgrim #autism #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim anime #scott pilgrim takes off #spvtw #scott pilgram vs the world #scott pilgram takes off

[burinazar]

:( patheticposting

nearly literally reduced to tears rn by how overwhelmingly it feels like nobody cares what I make or like or think about and how meaningless any of my creativity and love and effort is

[doctor-octiddius]

I got nothing to say, I just got this man in my brain and I want him out

(Feel like I need to edit it this to clearly state that I just like the actor, not the character. I had no clue what he was gonna be like, I just wanted to yell about Mat Baynton 😭)

#i love how for the past few months Mat and Siddig have just been fighting in my brain over who gets to be the main man #and right now they are scarily even #i cannot focus on two things at once why are you doing this to me #i am 30 minutes into this and it's taking so long because i need to pause whenever i see him for even one frame #fyi by this man i mean the actor not the character bc i have no clue what type of guy he is but i don't trust him #UPDATE: I WAS RIGHT NOT TO TRUST HIM OH GOD THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT #mat baynton #mathew baynton #murder is easy #six idiots #6 idiots

[jadewritesficshere]

Steve realizing he's in love with Eddie when Eddie is running from a pack of hornets he taunted on the wooden playground.

#“This is my playground now what are you gonna do about it-” that turns into screeching #Steve is just like oh this idiot (lovingly) and then like wait #Steve Harrington #Steddie #Eddie Munson #Yall had playgrounds made out of wood right or was that just a Midwest thing

[sisterofficerlucychen]

SOMEONE GIVE THE ROOKIE SOCIAL MEDIA PERSON A RAISE

THE WAY THAT I’M SCREAMING, I’M QUAKING

my hand is literally over my mouth from how shook it has me

HOW IS GREY THAT OBLIVIOUS WHEN HE’S LOOKED AT THEM DEAD IN THE EYE WITH A SUS LOOK -- i.e. when lucy jumped the dumpster and tim asked her if she was okay and when tim passed the sergeant’ exam and lucy was so proud.

ALSO IS IT SAFE TO ASSUME THIS IS AFTER THEIR DATE?? BC OF HOW GREY OPENS THAT DIALOGUE UP?????

#the rookie #chenford #richard t. jones wasn't lying in that interview when he said wade didn't know #WHICH I STILL DON'T BUY #BUT OH MY GOD #AARON AND CELINA?????? #i was literally thinking how i wanted them to have more scenes together #THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY #i have so many thoughts right now #i literally just have the reel playing in the background at this point #THE SENSE OF RELIEF THOSE TWO IDIOTS FELT #i'm still cackling #is that what tru meant when he said aaron was gonna get in the way dalkjdkaldfa #this is so funny

[pornbotnot]

The moment this bastard realised he was in love.

#yeo taeju #kim euihyun #low tide in twilight #dumb gay #yeo taeju is canonically an idiot #the dumbest of all the tops in all of yaoi history #your omega is the single most traumatised baby in the city idiot #stop stressing him out #he's gonna cry and then you're gonna have to beat yourself up for being a dick to him #oh wait #that's what you doing right now #😂 #fucking idiot just tell him you love him #he might beat you up the first few times but he'll maybe start to believe you a teeny tiny smidge if you keep at it for the next five years #euihyun is so damaged

[twilightarcade]

that's a weird dog

#wordstag #notwordswordstag #neptune wgen it's being normal about that eclipse thing #drawn at late oh clock it's like 2am right now . I think I'm gonna darken the eyes in the morning #or I won't. You never know with this guy. #anyhow I'm in bed now and I'm sooooo cozy. #ok so [mr beasts] this drawing was a 'let's use all the brushes in the sketching section & see what happens' thing #I think we're going 2 do another one w/ a smaller canvas size because I wanna . Try something. & this canvas was way too big #(<-I've been using the same canvas 4 like . Ages. And some IDIOT refuses 2 just move the sketches over( #literally whoever invented patterns on clothing should go explode . Do you have any clue #it's ok though . Fun exercise in whatever it's called. Perspective. If it was evil. ( I am failing the exercise) #ummmmmmm I thibk that's all. Spent way longer on this than I meant to. But the REAL criminal here was anzu because #That was supposed 2 be a warm up. Of sorts. I don't really do warm ups much if I'm going 2 be honest #trying 2 get into the habit but me drawing is more like . I'm going to draw 5 things in one sitting take it or leave it #ok guess who just . Fixed it. #I could point out like a million other things wrong but I'm not going to [smug cat picture] I'll leave that up to your imagination #ok umm how many tags is that . Not enough ? I want 2 do those whatever u wanna call those things again #yyou know. Peeks in my inbox. #ddude I might want to uh. I might want to crop this thing. #landscape is fun and all but seriously I can't #whatever. Officially a tomorrow me issue. Guess who's headed to sleep baby. #tomorrow neptune here I ended up cropping it after all.cod bleAmerica.ca. #anyhow I don't think I mentioned the . The Animal?