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Confession: Solas seems like such a closet pervert. And I’m not talking just whipped cream and handcuffs, he seems like the type of guy who steals used panties after a hookup. I’m talking semi-public sex, pegging, and a foot fetish. Absolute freak nasty man.
Maybe the devs didn’t include a sex scene because they couldn’t figure out how to model lavellan fucking his ass on a sex swing.
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No- but like the people watching the show who haven't read the books absolutely SIMPING over Luke. *evil crackling*
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Gil-Galad:
Galadriel:
Elrond: What?
Gil-Galad: Are you diagnosed autistic?
Elrond: No. Why?
Galadriel: Well...
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the fact that i was so excited when i saw jervis tetch in gotham until i found out what he was like.
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Scooter booter, have you seen giant Soldier?
Like the robots? Yeah I've beat their asses
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Why must you hurt the peepaw? What you gonna do that to Micheal too?
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Undoubtedly one of the coolest things Remedy has ever pulled off in a game.
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my niece: “I’m not a FURRY, I’m a COSPLAYER”
also my niece: *exclusively cosplays furry characters, draws mostly furry characters, frequently draws non-furry characters as furries, wears fox ears and a fox tail every day*
me, who has been a furry longer than she’s been alive:
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Me writing about how Kass is determined to never experience the kind of loneliness she experienced when in solitary confinement for a year:
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The captain of the Demeter is left over with only the First mate and two helpers. And he thinks he's gonna reach England alive. LOL, nope. Dracula is definitely speeding up his feeding schedule now; perhaps he's expecting to not immediately find prey once they've arrived.
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I logged into Wordpress with the vague feeling of obligation that I should do into making an actual author website, and got slapped in the face by the reminder that I almost started a blog called ‘The Thrift Store Dandy’ in 2011.
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My actual message to my friend group chat 25 minutes before the end of episode 6, with everything seemingly wrapped up nicely.
VS
the messages I sent after getting punched in the gut by Gaiman, Tennant and Sheen 😂
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The fic is now officially at 50k and will be longer. What have my hands wrought.
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Is anyone in here an introvert through and through but forced to be the one in charge of all the group work, the presentations because everyone else is content to follow my lead and I don't want it to affect my GPA. In addition, speaking out on behalf of said group and answering any questions the lecturer asks because you feel bad for the lecturer when no one else responds.
As a result my lecturers have made it a habit to ask me questions and my opinions each and every time.
The 'absolutely hates attention' girl suddenly has all eyes on her.
🥲
(*sigh*)
Sincerely, a tired introvert who is drained of her energy because of having to interact so many times during the day.
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