#ohhhhh.......

[mylittleredgirl]

my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

#ohhhhh so twelve years ago i was really rude to someone at the mall and now i'm worthless forever? let's see it hold up in court #containment breach

[cdyssey]

genuinely stunned at the fantastic choice for Percy not to pray to his absent and unknown father—like he did in the books—but to his mother.

the show is really taking us to one of riordan’s central theses straight off the bat.

parenthood isn’t about power and legacy and the recognition of shared blood.

It’s about the incredible act of showing up for your child—again and again and a-fucking-gain. That’s how you inspire respect. That’s how you become a child’s patron and beloved god.

#percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson #f: percy jackson #maggie blogs #ohhhhh I’m so incredibly excited to see where this show goes

[evilwvergil]

"C H A O S" : Hades I & Hades II

#I love the new design..make Chaos more sexier than ever!! OHHHHH he's holding his previous form's head #hades 2 #chaos #hades supergiant #gamingedit #video games #my gifs

[nerdpoe]

Kon falls into the ocean, exhausted, and genuinely doesn't think this is going to end well for him. He's gonna faint in the middle of the ocean, where he'll sink to where the sun can't reach him. He won't be able to do the weird photosynthesis thing he and Kal do in space. He's gonna drown. Then he's, like, suddenly Prince Eric? From the Little Mermaid? But the Mermaid is way hotter and also a dude.

He's underwater, and very deep. He can feel himself fading out, black creeping along the edge of his vision.

Then, there's movement.

A very large mermaid - sorry, merdude - with glowing green freckles and crystalline, snowy hair. He's roughly the size of an Orca, and has the coloration of one aside from the freckles and vivid, glowing green eyes.

The merdude reaches out, very gently cradles Kon in his hands, and Kon's exhaustion catches up to him. Kon blacks out.

Kon wakes up on a California beach, alone.

He immediately tries to reach out to Aquaman; he's gotta find that merguy and uh...thank him. Maybe ask him out. He's not sure how he'd date someone the size of an Orca Whale, but he's Superboy; he'll figure it out.

~~~~~~

Aquaman has no idea what Superboy is talking about; there is no race of mer that large. He'd know, he's the King of Atlantis. Superboy keeps telling him he's wrong, though.

And the more he looks into it, the more he's hearing rumors of a very large, very ancient mer that spends their time lounging around old shipwrecks.

A mer that disappears the second anyone tries to approach them.

A ghost.

Or; Danny was lazing about in the ocean, searching for treasure from sunken ships (Sam said he needed a hobby), using his larger, slightly more eldrich ghost form with the tail. Call him cringe, but it feels more fitting to be in the ocean with that form. Makes him feel all majestic and the like. He comes across a hero floating in the ocean. One he vaguely recognizes as a member of Young Justice? They're in like...California. Somewhere. He decides to play taxi. There are consequences. One of those consequences may or may not be a date.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #aquaman: “superboy please. there's no species of mer that large. i don't understand why you don't believe me.” #kon: “yes there is tho? i was literally saved by him. who is my knight in shining...uh...scales? sure. scales.” #danny: “ohhhhh that was SUPERBOY. he's pretty cute. anyways tucker look at this badass cursed sword i found.”

[such-a-downer]

OH DEAAAAAARRRRRR

I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS SUDDEN BOMB

tho of course, no danger happened.

Only a wash of screams and squeals from us readers

#spy x family #spy x family manga #spy x family spoilers #sxf spoilers #sxf mission 96 #ohhhhh just a bit more and we hit 100!!! #and lol #i know a certain someone who'll definitely be upset with this arc lol #might even trigger that said person to leave for some time (hopely not) #but goshhhhhh KYAAAAAAA #anya #damian #damianya

[heirmyst]

blue bird in a gilded cage

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp jaiden #jaiden animations #jaiden fanart #heirmyst art #I AM SCREAMING #OHMYGOD Q!JAIDEN OHHHHH IM NORMAL

[romansmartini]

kieran culkin in vulture’s portrait studio at sundance, 2024

#kieran culkin #OHHHHH I NEED HIM SO BAD OHHHHH

[onenicebugperday]

Giant Malaysian katydids, Arachnacris sp., Tettigoniidae

Photos 1-2 by squiresk, 3 by lkuijvenhoven, 4-6 by yah_japan, 7 by jiroiguchi, and 8-10 by gancw1

#animals #curators on tumblr #insects #bugs #katydid #giant malaysian katydid #Arachnacris #one nice bug #ohhhhh I want to touch #camouflage #mimicry

[nateezfics]

so…he just casually looks this hot while producing in his studio?

#the bare face #the unfixed hair #the loosely buttoned shirt #the exposed chest #the neck #that skiinnnnnn #ohhhhh boy #if I was with him in the studio and he was looking like THIS…..yeah he wouldn’t be getting any work done #imagine him like this after fucking you so absolutely nasty in his studio #and then he tries to go back to work but he looks so delectable you just have to have more of him #hongjoong smut #hongjoong hard thoughts #joongie #☕️

[frm9pm]

#harry potter #Draco Malfoy #this is based off the HPMA quiz #the exact question is asked and my brain auto filled Draco lol I feel bad but it fits so well oops #vine boom ohhhhh sfx #the actual answer is hippogriff btw

[catfindr]

#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #paper plate #orange tuxedo tabby #ca #california #mod note: me: why is she called paper plate? me: gets to the last image me: ohhhhh gotcha #1k

[petricorah]

zuko sees sokka with his hair down and has some...realizations 

#zuko #sokka #zukka #zukka fanart #zukka art #zuko fanart #zukos like ohhhhh shit this is going to make concentration on fighting verrrry difficult #myart #i just wanted to draw sokka with his hair down #sokka fanart #avatar #atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar fanart

[quietwingsinthesky]

thinking about transmasc rose tyler again. where he transitioned in the years between while in the other dimension, and when the doctor turns to see him for the first time in so long, there’s a beat where he wonders- and then the doctor is grinning and running towards him without hesitation.

#later when ten regenerates into himself and rose asks ‘you’re still you?’ he asks right back ‘are you still you?’ and they hug and hug #and hug because of course they both are. #ohhhhh transmasc rose/transfem tentoo. u see my vision? the t4t vision?

[wynterasiuuki]

The only agent of chaos in the spire of order. Thank you Four for singlehandedly bringing me out of art block 🙏🙏

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #agent 4 #side order #side order spoilers #ohhhhh my godddddd #autism level: catastrophic #my art

[mortysmith]

try not to think too hard about the fact that your grandpa (the worst person you know) was literally exactly like you when he was 14 (pr/ship dni)

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #im imagining a scenario in which morty meets young rick and hes like Ohhhhh i get it so its all over. #like idk. he already probably has some complex over not ending up like rick #but then seeing how similar they used to be hed probably start feeling like its inevitable #like obviously it isnt. but idk. could fuel some interesting character drama guys im just spitballin here!!!! #something about the cycle of abuse and seeing yourself in your abuser

[pokemon-personalities]

HOLD THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!

#OHHHHH