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journey-to-the-attic · 2 years

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more kitsune ik headcanons?

(from the ik is yae's sister ask)

i'd be lying if i hadn't had more thoughts about it, so sure thing!!

according to the wikipedia page, the number of tails a kitsune has depends on their age and wisdom - so ik, being pretty young (by yokai standards) only has three

she probably has an electro vision too, and she has a similar pink aesthetic to her big sister because i'm just a sucker for pastel pink palettes

(though it'd also be funny if she ended up with like, a geo vision, but kept the pink aesthetic anyway)

like miko, she has a fox form and it's TINY, she could fit into a single palm of your hand

she was born either during or just before the cataclysm, so she was super young during it - and miko was extremely insistent on keeping her away from the battles at all times, so ik doesn't actually know much about everything that happened

she did meet makoto once, but spent most of her time with miko and ei

though there was one time that ik accidentally got caught up in the filth that the cataclysm was contaminating inazuma with

one of her ears is all still tattered because of it

she was born with miko's purple eyes and pink hair, but now her hair is more black-into-pink, and the eye on the same side of her tattered ear is now brown (also as a result of the filth thing)

(this is basically my in-universe reasoning to be able to keep kitsune ik resembling original ik)

her fox form has the tattered ear too, and where her fur used to fade into white, it fades into black instead

ik doesn't mind it, she thinks her colours look cool as hell in fox form

she also loves snuggling with anyone she's familiar with and getting scritches behind the ears in fox form

(you've got to be careful you don't squish her though)

she's a lot more friendly than miko, and since she doesn't share the same liking of 'watching people squirm', she's seen as the safer sister to be around

she's generally well-respected, but oftentimes people (mostly older men) don't take her seriously because she's 'just a little girl' - even though she's almost certainly older than them

i imagine she'd be best friends with ayaka - she'd be seen as someone with status befitting a friend of the shirasagi himigemi, so it wouldn't look too weird to the public, and also her personality means that she can help ayaka have fun in private!

miko doesn't mind this, but she's not too happy about the fact that ik has also befriended ayato through his sister

ik's 'thing' would be that she's super quick and agile - like, as a playable, her kit would contain stuff that boosts movement/atk speed, and she'd probably have an alternate sprint

maybe for her burst she'd go tiny fox form and like, run electro loops around the enemy, which immobilises and debuffs them for a period

she's always climbing trees and stuff, and she knows all the best hiding places around inazuma city (which she tells sayu about so that she can find somewhere to sleep in peace)

she has a lot of friends who all think she's pretty swell across all the islands

she's often on the move between them to oversee the various shrines, and (in seirai and tsurumi's cases) to observe the storms/mists and make sure things are relatively under control

because she's so well-acquainted and generally liked, she actually serves a pretty important role in the peace talks following the abolishment of the vision hunt decree

it would've be around then that she befriended gorou

gorou thinks of himself as the older brother figure since ik looks younger and he's more sensible, but ik, who often defends him form miko, thinks he's her little brother, actually

after the peace talks, ik starts visiting watatsumi, usually to visit gorou - the islanders are cautious, since they all worship orobashi and she's a well-known follower of the raiden shogun

but ik's very polite and listens enthusiastically when gorou and some other watatsumi shrine maidens explain their worship rituals to her

after she participates in some shrine-cleaning and ceremonies with commendable accuracy and respect, everyone decides she's alright

while ei was in the plane of euthymia, ik would pray to her every night before she went to bed

it always followed a pattern: recounting her day, telling her what the effects of the vision hunt and sakoku decrees are, telling her what she'd left at her shrines that day, and asking her to come visit miko soon because 'please miss ei she misses you lots'

ei never replied, but she did hear some of the prayers, and it was actually kind of comforting

miko loves her baby sister to pieces so she spoils ik a lot

she can tolerate being insulted herself, because she can very easily turn the tables and embarrass the insulter - but sometimes the insulter decides to go for her perceived weak spot and insult her little sister instead

if they wanted a reaction, they got it. they also just got fried by a giant lightning bolt but to be honest, if they were dumb enough to insult ik in front of miko, they kind of had it coming

ik's also fully capable of frying you herself because she's very well-trained in combat, both by her sister and by the allies back during the battles of the cataclysm

anyway, in summary: kitsune ik is Baby

but then again, all iks are

#as for weapon she'd probably be either polearm or claymore #the former relies on her agility and precision #the latter relies on her ability to just fling the claymore about at very high momentums #kitsune ik #answering asks #anon asks #i forgot to mention this but miko and ayato would probably have silent competitions over who's the better older sibling #like ik will be chatting with ayaka and ayato will go 'my my it sounds like your sister's neglecting to teach you something... allow me'#and ik will return to the narukami shrine and excitedly tell miko about it #and miko will just be like [lightning strike] 'that son of a bitch'#ik also frequently hangs out with itto because they just love each other's energy #bc kitsune ik's a lot more lively than most iks #(though still chill)#on a scale of belphie to mammon (1-10) she's like 6 #genshin impact #jtta aus #i was going to talk about kitsune ik in the devildom but then i got carried away with the genshin #another time

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gavin-plz-call-me · 3 years

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Do the obey me boys wash their asses?

I-uhh don't have an explanation for this, I just thought it was a fucking hilarious idea.

0-10 skid marks scale, with 0 being a pristine, clean ass and 10 being this pair of brown underwear used to be white...

Enjoy I guess...

Lucifer: Yes

His pride does not allow him to walk around with an unwashed ass.

Conversely, his pride doesn't enjoy the act of washing his ass.

Imagine if someone walked in on him, Lucifer, Avatar of pride, hand in his ass crack making sure it's clean.

Would be mortified if anyone, especially Diavolo, walked in on him in the act.

2/10 skid marks

Mammon: No

I'm sorry Mammon stans, but this man has an unwashed ass.

Just doesn't think about it when he's showering, he washes his hair and his arms probably, everything else is up to the water falling on it.

Probably one of those guys who says washing your ass is gay, will even say it if he's dating a guy.

9/10 skid marks

Levi: Yes

Levi loves the water, being a water snake demon or whatever tf he is, so when he does shower/bathe he's finding every reason to stay in there for a bit longer, and thoroughly washing his ass gives him a bit more time in the warm water.

Emphasis on When he showers.

This boy might love water, but he also has horrible time management skills, so he doesn't shower often.

I mean he's gotta play that new game that just came out, dust his ruri-chan figures, and watch I'm madly in love with my classmate, but she's a germaphobe so I have to learn to properly wash my ass before I ask her out because that'll definitely be a deal-breaker for her, an anime that was highly recommended to him, he doesn't have time to shower.

7/10 skid marks

Satan: Yes

Unlike Lucifer, it's not Satan's pride that compels him to wash his ass, it's the fact that not washing your ass isn't healthy.

He's read about numerous infections caused by unwashed asses and he's not about to contract one of those.

If he somehow walked in on Lucifer washing his ass, however, he'd relentlessly make fun of him for it.

Same if he somehow found a skid mark on Lucifer's underwear, so it's a lose-lose situation for poor old Luci.

1/10 skid marks

Asmo: Yes

Do I even need to explain this one?

Of course, he washing his ass every day, very thoroughly I might add.

He's the avatar of lust, former jewel of the heavens, he has to look absolutely perfect.

Plus, you never know when someone wanting to absolutely fuck him into oblivion, spend the day with him will show up.

0/10 skid marks

Beel: Yes

I was compelled to say no at first, but I feel like Beel doesn't really have a choice in the matter.

I mean, let's be honest with ourselves, with the amount Beel eats, he probably shits like a maniac.

If he didn't wash his ass, he'd be a Petri dish for ass-infections.

That being said, he's not very good at it.

6/10 skid marks

Belphie: No

Oh boy, does this guy have a horribly dirty ass.

He probably showers, what, once a month.

And when he does shower, he's in and out, just wanting to go back to bed.

At least Mammon showers frequently.

10/10 skid marks

Diavolo: Yes

Only because Barbatos nags him about it.

He's kinda a man-child at heart, so he also doesn't really think about it unless constantly reminded.

Every once in a while, Barbatos will come up to him when he's forgotten to do it, Milord, what have I said about proper hygiene?

Diavolo knows Barbatos can see into the future, but he only uses that ability when Diavolo requests it of him, so how the hell does he know?

He does your laundry, Dia, baby, of course he knows.

4/10 skid marks

Barbatos: Yes

As Diavolo's butler, Barbatos must maintain a pristine appearance.

That includes his ass, even if no one is going to see it I can change that Barb 😏

Is skilled in ass cleaning, like he's skilled in everything else.

0/10 skid marks

Solomon: Technically

He doesn't physically wash his ass, he created a spell to do that for him.

The spell isn't very good, though. You'd think for a master sorcerer, he'd be able to perfect the spell, but no spell can supplement good old elbow grease when it comes to washing your ass.

4/10 skid marks

Simeon: Yes

Having an unwashed ass is a sin, so, naturally, he washes his ass every day.

May occasionally miss a spot or two, but he's overall his ass is clean.

1/10 skid marks

Luke: Yes

He tries, but he's barely potty-trained yet, so don't hold him accountable for it.

He'll get better as he grows.

He's trying his best/10 skid marks

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moonxrse · 4 years

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Just questions one through twenty, if you have the time. I'm all about learning about other people's mcs.

Thanks! I was really wanting to answer all the questions! My english may be a little bad but I’ll try!

Which of the Boys are they the most like?

Belphie, Levi and Satan of course.

Which of the Boys are they the least like?

She likes everyone, but the ones that she don’t have so much in common would be Asmo and Mammon.

Who does your MC date? [If multiple, what order do they start dating each one?]

That’s a difficult question, I don’t like to imagine she dating with more than one guy at the same time, so I just imagine different realities when she date each of her favorites!

How does your MC Sleep? [On their side, on their back, with a partner, etc., in PJs, etc.]

She likes space, but at the same time she would be into cuddles and would like to sleep with her boyfriend sometimes! She wears comfy and cute pajamas, like kigurumis!

If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your MC, what would it be and why?

The song is Sit Still, Look Pretty by Daya, I just like so much this song and I think that song represents her so much! She have strong personality and know exactly what she wants, she never give up the things she want until she complete her goals, she don’t like to be just a pretty cute girl, she wants to be more than that.

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Did they come from a religious family/culture? Do they practice a religion?

Her family practiced a few religions so she don’t have any traditional religion, she always belivied in demons, angels, god, etc, so she was not to surprised when she come to Devildoom for the first time.

What do they think about the whole angel/demon stuff?

She thinks it’s incredible, she always was into that kind of thing before coming to Devildoom and it’s like a dream becoming true, almost like the fairytales the usual girls dream about.

What’s your MC’s relationship with their family?

She have two brothers, her parents are divorced, her mother lives in the same city as she and her brothers, but not the same house, she lives with her father and brothers, but her father is almost never in home because his job get him to travel so much around the world, she is ok with all of them and have more contact with her brothers, they have a healthy relationship of siblings.

What are your MC’chances of survival if they got lost in the levels of Devildom that take you to the surface [aka the layers of Hell]?

In a scale of 1 to 10 I think it would be 6, she is very observative and knows what to do or say in difficult situations, she would not survive if she got to fight demons or something like that, but if she could avoid conflicts and battles, she would survive for sure!

Is your MC jealous/upset about not being able to use magic? Do they learn?

YES. She is so sad that she is the only human student who don’t know how to use magic, she would ask Solomon to teach her, if he don’t agree she would insist so much that he would give up and agree to teach her at least a few lessons. She would also try to study by her own, asking Satan for books recommendations.

What was your MC’s first impression of the demon boys?

Lucifer - She would think that he is a very strict person and would try to avoid him a bit, she don’t like to be ordered and would discuss a lot with him, but she would not make him so much angry, probably will stop if she sees that he’s at his limit.

Mammon - She would think he is funny and would like to be friends with him, he remember her of her little brother, who is also a bit tsundere, she would like to joke around with him and maybe help him in some fun plans about making money.

Leviathan - At first she will be relieved because he is otaku and she also is, she likes animes, mangas and games, she would like to play with him and become friends more easily than the others.

Satan - She would think “OMG he is so handsome” and maybe will be more shy with him, she would blush everytime they talk and avoid looking directly at him in the begin, when she finds out that he love cats they will be cat lovers friends and everything will be more easy with him, just for this.

Asmo - She will think that he looks like the popular high school girls and she is kind of right, she don’t see much in common with him, so she would not approach him like with the others. When time passes they will become like best friends.

Beel - At first she would already think that he is a big fluffy ted bear, he is so tall but he might be soo cute, that what she thinks about him, she will approach him more fast than the others and offer human food that she have with her, in a few days they will be eating together and being friends.

Belphie - She would know that he is lying to her and still help him, she thinks he is pretty cute and wants to be friends with him, she also is attracted by mysterious people and want to know more about him.

First impression of the Angels & Solomon?

Solomon - A fellow human! Let’s be friends! Yes, that’s what she will think, but at the same time she knows that he is intelligent and would keep guard up around him, at first she would not go see him alone, just when one of the brothers be with her.

Simeon - She would think that he looks so friendly, like she would like to be friends with him and trust him even if she don’t know a lot about him.

Luke - A very precious child, she will think that she might protect him from the brothers being evil to this child, he is so cute and she will be so amazed when she learns that he can cook awesome foods! Tiny best friend!

What is a skill your MC has that the Boys would be surprised by?

She can sing and dance very well, her older brother is an idol, so she had learn a lot with him! She likes to dance and sing and have so much talent, but she don’t want to be an idol or something like that! Is just a hobby for her.

Do they own a secret place for their most prized possessions?

She never was the type of having secret places, she always let her things be around her room where she can see them, but if Mammon try to sell some of her things she probably will lock them in a chest.

What’s the most important thing they own?

Some necklaces that she got by her brothers, it’s her favorites accessories and it’s very precious to her.

Do they eat the strange demon food?

She will eat if the food looks good for her or at least will try a bit, if she likes the tastes she will eat with no problems independent of how it looks like.

What’s their favourite part of being in Devildom?

Learn more about the demons, be with them, make new friends and have so much fun!

What does your MC miss most about the human world?

Her brothers, her dance studio and her friends, some food too.

What does MC spend most of their time doing/with who?

She will like do join any adventure of the brothers and be with they the most of her time, when she is so lazy she would like to sleep with belphie, but when se is energetic will tag along anyone who wants to do something fun!

How does MC wear the RAD uniform? [If they do.]

I don’t know how to draw well, so I’ll just describe it, she would wear the RAD uniform without the tie, because she don’t know how to do this thing, will use with a skirt, also in hot days she will not wear the jacket and maybe let some buttons open, she don’t really care so much about the uniform, she will only fix it if Lucifer tell her to and be very insistent about that.

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