#one million hits

[annerbhp]

Apparently I’ve been on A03 nearly 17 years now, with only one year in there where I didn’t post at least a chapter of a fic. My A03 account currently has 986,328 hits overall. I wonder if I can get to a million hits before the end of the year? Wild. In celebration, here is a list of fic with the most hits in each year I’ve posted to AO3:

2006 -

five ways Sam Carter got pregnant (SG-1, Sam/Various, cw: non-con)

2007 -

Egeria’s Legacy (SG-1, Sam/Jack) Tok'ra trouble is brewing and Sam gets caught in the middle.

2008 -

String Theory (SG-1, Sam/Jack) Dr. Samantha Carter joins the SGC and discovers a life she never expected.

2009 -

The Raggedy Edge (SG-1/Firefly, Sam/Jack, Daniel/Vala, Malcolm/Inara, Kaylee/Simon) During a rescue mission gone awry, Sam and Jack end up stranded in another galaxy where they find themselves passengers on a ship called Serenity.

2010 -

Compliance (SG-1, Sam/Jack) Carter has always been good at following orders.

2011 -

we build then we break (and build up again) (SG-1, Sam/Jack) Sam’s last mission on SG-1, and the life that follows.

2012 -

No fics!

2013 -

Entropy (CSI, Gil Grisom/Sara Sidle) They've been here before. "Forget Me Not" Post-Ep.

2014 -

Reparations (Leverage, Maggie Collins, Maggie&Sophie) Maggie sees the world differently now.

2015 -

Life is What Happens (Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny) It's their life, and they'll do what works for them. It's not like they've ever particularly cared about rules.

2016 -

Hard Day’s Night (SG-1, Jack-centric, Sam/Jack, cw: domestic terrorism) Jack always knew that desk was going to be the death of him, just not quite so literally. When Homeworld Security comes under attack, Jack discovers he hasn’t lost his edge, or his team. Set post-Continuum. 

2017 -

The Changeling (Harry Potter, Ginny-centric, Harry/Ginny) Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

2018 -

we can’t control (watch me unfold) (Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny) It’s a simple arrangement. Between her grueling quidditch schedule and his mysterious auror duties, Ginny and Harry find time to have spectacular sex with no strings attached. It’s incredibly uncomplicated. Except when it isn’t.

2019 -

lips long parching (Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny) Going solo to her ex’s wedding is not exactly Ginny’s idea of a good time, but thanks to a smuggled flask and a rather sullen Harry Potter, it’s about to get a lot more interesting.

2020 -

in my head we do everything right (Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny) It’s not as easy as it sounds, going from hypotheticals to reality. Harry and Ginny navigate life after Hogwarts. Third in the Armistice Series.

2021 -

my kingdom come undone (The Untamed/CQL, LWJ/WWX) --if I am doomed to death, then at least I could be killed by you-- Wei Ying has lost control and there is only one person who can stop him. It's Lan Wangji’s greatest fear unfurling right in front of him.

2022 -

break upon your shore (The Untamed/CQL, LWJ/WWX) Wei Ying’s attention has chased Lan Wangji since the first day they met—relentless, unforgiving, his eyes always looking. One day Lan Wangji can’t help but look back. (WIP)

#annerb fic #retrospective #fics with most hits #don't think i didn't notice all my porniest fics are in there #lol #doing this makes me feel better about my writing desert lately #it's okay #look how much i've accomplished #and how i will always go back to lower case poetic titles #one million hits #can i get there?

[boxheadpaint]

any recommendations for analog horror that isnt a slideshow with microsoft sam telling you DONT LOOK OUTSIDE. like something unique lately

#something i really liked was the “lost media: obscure security system” one #and its unfortunate that its the only one from that individual at the moment #im giving “nocturnal chronicles” a shot but it starts off with poorly edited footage from... metropolis. #like we just put a scary face over her and had questionable glitch effects #the boiled one was cute- not exactly the most... idk compelling analog horror but the custom art and animation #can elevate a story youve heard a million times before #i am also trying to check out hit metal 17 times but Instagram

[keferon]

I jUST LEARNED

Megatron and Orion Pax meeting for the first time:

And then. When Future Megs talking to Past Orion in mtmte#36

#I #help #I didn’t understand this moment when I was reading mtmte I DIDNT HAVE THE CONTEXT #The fact that….that Megatron did so much terrible things #and hurted and murdered so many people #and tried to kill Optimus for millions of years #but when he’s talking to this past Orion #the first thing Orion pulling is #ah Megatron with an R #his first initial reaction is to joke about that one time he mispronounced Megatron’s name #because this Pax #This past version of him doesn’t remember Megatron as a tyrant. He remembers him as a guy whose name isnt Megaton oops sorry this is awkward #he’s Megatron with R my bad #it’s such a innocent little detail #Everyone around Megatron constantly reminding him about all his crimes and seeing him though ‘he is scary’ and ‘he is evil’ lenses #But this👆 #This is a reminder #Megatron wasn’t always a terrible person #He was ‘Megatron with an R’ once #I don’t know why this detail hit me so hard. I must be running out of symbols ahahah #maccadam #mtmte #tapa if you’re happen to read this #this moment is from issue 22 in a general map I gave you:)

[queenlucythevaliant]

Okay gang, here's a silly little game. I've assembled six teams of blended Narnia and Tolkien/LotR characters. Here they are:

For bonus points, tell me in the tags where you're going on your road trip, who has what role (driving, snacks, aux) on the road, and what you'll stop off and see along the way

#this is shameless inspired by the lotr national parks poll #but the crossover potential is just too good #also for characters who wouldn't reasonably fit in said VW bus just handwave it #everyone basically fits okay? #narnia #pontifications and creations #ask me hard questions #tolkien legendarium #i myself am going with team 5 (to no one's shock) #we're gonna hit national parks across america #Bilbo and Treebeard can trade off as DJ #Eärendil gets to help drive and navigate #Lucy is in charge of snapping pics out the window #Reepicheep can lead us in some road trip games or something idk #i feel like this would be a really lovely group to just sit and stare at natural beauty in silence together #which is kinda my jam #occasionally pointing out something really especially lovely #would be fun #edit: as if I left put your fave character I'm sorry both these series have about a million so it was bound to happen #and for Narnia in particular I was trying to bias it towards Narnians rather than friends of narnia #also i was seriously tempted to do a 'team dragon' which would be all the tolkien dragons + eustace haha

[dravencore]

“The humans treat you well? Did you have fun, dear brother?”

“I did, yeah. Best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

screencap redraw! experimented a little with style

#trigun #trigun 1998 #trigun 98 #vash the stampede #millions knives #fanart #trigun 1998 episode 26 under a sky so blue had me feeling shrimp emotions #especially for this scene in particular. #wasn't that into trigun when i started watching 98 (only watched one ep of stampede) #so it was basically my first exposure. and i liked it! i thought it was fun! #then this episode came and hit me with like a sledgehammer. and i was like oh! okay! #it's about......... coping with trauma.........and moving forward................ #also btw i hate rendering and this is as far as i'll get tbh #i know i need to work on it so yknow what better way than this #but still it was not fun. and i still don't rlly like how it looks.

[anincompletelist]

wip wednesday! :D

HAPPY MIDDLE OF THE WEEK YALL! many thanks to @onthewaytosomewhere @kiwiana-writes @junebugclaremontdiaz @sophie1973 @nocoastposts @magicandarchery @sunnysideprince @captainjunglegym @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @wordsofhoneydew @priincebutt @ships-to-sail @sparklepocalypse @bigassbowlingballhead for the tags, I so enjoyed actually reading all of your lovely words on TIME today skjhskjhdkhsf <33333

been seeing a lot of age gap fics lately (which I love) but not many with older alex, sooooooooooo here is that? enjoy!

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“Can I, uh, help you with something?” Alex coughs awkwardly into his fist, tapping his fingers on the wood of the bar from the adjacent row of seats. 

Alex has never in his life seen someone so blatant in their appraisal, even after years of being in the media circus. The guy tilts his head thoughtfully, running his eyes from the brim of Alex’s hat down to where his torso disappears behind the bartop.  

“Maybe,” he decides. “What’s your name?” 

A splintered laugh catches in the back of Alex’s throat. “You don’t know who I am?” 

“Should I?” 

Pursing his lips to hide the burgeoning smile, Alex ducks his head down to stare at his half-empty drink as he works out his options here. 

“I’m Alex.” 

“Nice to meet you, Alex,” he says, closing his journal and leaning forward onto it with an elbow. He nods toward his own drink, still mostly full, and back to Alex. “Would you mind ordering me a refill? I’m fresh out.” 

Alex chuckles. “Smooth.” 

“Neat, actually.” 

Hiding his grin in his chest, Alex shakes his head, the barely-there curl of the guy’s lips imprinted behind his eyelids. He really shouldn’t. 

“Should I—?” he gestures to the open seat beside him. 

“Be my guest.” 

He slides off of his own stool and relocates to his spot a bit further down, a knit-covered elbow brushing his own when Alex settles in next to him. The scent of something clean, maybe laundry detergent, floods his senses, and he curls his fingernails into the skin on his palm to keep from reaching out to see if the man’s cheek is as soft as it looks. 

“Do I get to know your name?” 

“Would it be too presumptuous of me to say you could call me whatever you like?” A blonde brow quirks up, his mouth following the same trajectory when Alex huffs a laugh. “It’s Henry.” 

“A pleasure, Henry,” Alex says, offering a hand. 

His fingers are warm, calloused where the pencil had sat moments ago, when he shakes Alex’s hand slowly, holding his eye. “I’m hoping so.”

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OPEN TAG of course, but also @firenati0n @eusuntgratie @ladyknightellen @firstsprinces @whimsymanaged @anchoredarchangel @cricketnationrise @rmd-writes @inexplicablymine @happiness-of-the-pursuit @read-and-write- @getmehighonmagic @rockyroadkylers

xx

#wips #I have been hitting such a wall with my wips lately I'm so sorry I keep starting a million new ones instead ksjhdksjhklhf

[intotheelliwoods]

Collaborative 2AL Comic Calling and Info!

Oh BOY did this blow up...

Ive polished up dialogue and framing, in total there should be 30 panels, exactly the tumblr image limit haha! Everyone who is participating gets to draw a panel! I will message you the dialogue, and a general layout once I get everyone in! :) I look forward to this!

30/30 Participants [full!]

If you are interested in joining, please message me here on tumblr or Discord! [Discord would be preferred in the long run]

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-> Deadline for panels?

2 Weeks! Hoping everything can be ready to go to post by September 24th!

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-> What style to use?

Your own! I would love it if you can have as much fun as you can making the panel! The more unique each panel is the better, I dont want to constrict anyones artistic ability outside dialogue, where characters are in a room, and a vague framing idea/expressions.

As for coloring, fully colored and digital would be preferred! Just blue blobs can also work! With the exception of 4 specific panels, flashback panels, in a black/white/red scheme to help differentiate what panel is a flashback, and what panel isnt. I will let you know if your panel is one of those specific 4!

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-> How will posting and crediting work?

When the panels are all done, I will gather them up into a singular post on this blog. Below the comic itself in order of panels would be everyones @ to the blog they want credited, Multiple blogs can also be credited ofc (For example If you drew panel 3 you will be the third @ on the list)

You are also free to add a signature or @ to your blog in the panel art itself!

#the really funny thing is #I think this collab might be done when I hit 4k followers #so does that make this a 4k special? #eh maybe maybe not #eitherway im still doing a dtiys when we get there #... maybe <3 #btw if I dont answer your message if you message me #chances are im just getting a million other messages that is all sdfnjksdfg #this might... fill up really fast..... #ough #lets see ig #anyways I think this is all the info I need? #if you have questions or if I may have missed something here lmk #deadass never seen a collab comic like this on tumblr before sooo #guess I am the first to try figuring out how shit works #if one person has not met the deadline I will probably draw the panel myself #if 3 or more people have not met it I will just extend the deadline by another week

[crowlore]

man. been thinkin bout this sleeping arrangement

do you think the twins slept in rem's bed the entire year or only after tesla

#i hesitate to call this a bed because we don't really see the whole thing. the only other angle makes it look like a duvet on the floor 😭 #look. i've just been thinking about their family a lot #rem loved her boys a lot obviously. it's clear #she wasn't prepared to be a mother but she wanted to be one for them #and she made mistakes like any mother does. the difference being she didn't get the time to make up for it. she had one year #i'll be honest i've been rambling in the tags hoping i'd hit the point where i could tag them all without it showing up in the search #because i need to maintain my personal tagging system. archival reasons #but i don't have much else to add here #not right now anyway lol #trigun #rem saverem #vash the stampede #millions knives

[halcyone-of-the-sea]

The way that if I could digitally draw all of you would be getting bombarded with post after post of Gaz/Spitfire and Nikto/Seraph in their universes getting involved in shenanigans is crazy.

#y'all would get absolutely sick of me #but unfortunately #I am trapped in traditional artist status #Spitfire takes up axe-throwing and scares Gaz shitless when she's 100% accurate #Seraph adopts ten cats and Nikto is fighting off allergies and trying to be intimidating as one sits on his shoulder #Nikto tries to organize the kitchen but gets hit in the head with an old pot because Seraph literally never touched it after she bought it #Gaz tries to hold back tears after watching The Notebook and Spitfire is nearly laughing her ass off even if she's teary-eyed too #I can literally come up with a million of these #I'm not joking

[shebsart]

The X Files' iconic "I want to believe" line is generally about wanting to believe in the unknown -whether it be extraterrestrial life, god/faith, a reason- and keeping an open mind to possibilities

but when you remember the context those words were spoken in for the first time in the show by Mulder, it was him in a hypnotic therapy session saying he doesn't know if he believes, but wants to believe that his missing sister is still alive out there somewhere.

#im sure this has been said millions of times before but it hit me again because i sometimes forget the very core of that line is about #his trauma guilt and grief #and im honestly so much interested in these than actual aliens and phenomenons in the show #the x files #fox mulder #that scene in conduit is one of my all time favorite scenes in txf and the core of his character #idk i was thinking about this and git emotional and wanted to make a post xnskx #tv #not art #text

[jcams88]

I know a lot of other stuff happened in this but from a costume perspective HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT?! The destruction. The FORCE at which this had to happen. It's blowing my MIND.

#red white and royal blue #I keep watching it to see what he could have possibly snagged on #I THINK it was a door handle #but that is like a one in a million snag #for him to be moving that fast #and that sleeve to be so fitted #you couldn't recreate this if you tried #taylor zakhar perez #rwrb #AND ANOTHER THING #IT ONLY CAUGHT THE SUIT #that means he hit that door handle in such a way that it went into the tiny space between the shirt and the jacket #i'm obsessed lmfao

[mrbluesummers]

Any time I post content relating to baby Knives and his corruption, there's inevitably people who make a comment about how the difference between Vash and Knives is that Knives didn't get a moment with Rem like Vash did, but Knives didn't need one. He knew she loved them already. That's why he never lashed out at her.

Knives is open and honest with Rem until the end. He doesn't pretend like he isn't hurt. When she addresses how he's "forcing [himself] to carry it all alone" he's completely honest with her:

Rem: Are… you… trying to bear this all by yourself? Tesla's story must have been a shock to you. I'm sorry, but I just feel like… you're forcing yourself to carry this alone, shutting everything away inside. Knives: Yeah. I am. It was a shock. It really was, but… we have to go on. That's what you said, right? There's so much we have to do… to make sure it never happens again.

While he doesn't straight up just say "hey I'm going to kill all humans", he is otherwise open with her that he's decided to carry the weight of protecting them from humans. Maybe if Rem was better equipped to handle a traumatized child, she would have been able to better address Knives' trauma, but the issue was never her or her love.

You can see it in the way he still cries and finds comfort in her embrace, and thanks her, and the montage of them living happily together. Knives never withdrew from Rem like Vash initially did. He was purely afraid of other humans and what they might do to his family, Rem included. All of his hate for her came after the Fall.

#selfpost #trigun #trigun maximum #millions knives #trimax: knives #rem saverem #trimax: rem #another entry in my series of hitting everyone in the head with my “knives loved rem stick” #do not let yourself be vashpilled #rem was an incredibly flawed person and i'm not sure there was ever anything she could have done to stop the fall. even if she'd known. #it was a complex issue and she was just one person desperate to absolve herself of guilt through motherhood #and to find purpose in serving others #you know now that i'm here in the tags typing this out knives did exactly the same thing as rem did didn't he? #she told them a story about running away from earth as a way of solving her problems and he tried to run away from humans #much to think about

[mcybree]

On 3l!Jimmy and guilt and FH and various tangential things: a post that got out of hand and morphed into something completely different by the end. Enjoy?

I read a good Jimmy analysis post a while back on how important Jimmy’s pride is to him, and how he’ll back himself up when no one else will, often to his own detriment. And this is such a key part of his character, right. Jimmy doesn’t often withdraw or get all nervous and shy when bad shit happens to him, he gets louder and angry and all riled up about it. He projects his insecurities outwards and then picks battles over anything he perceives as an insult.

So it is strange how that seems to be… almost missing in third life. In that series specifically, he withdraws more often than not, he fears making independent decisions, and he makes concessions he typically would rather make a stupid hill to die on than consider:

Joel and Martyn tell Jimmy they feel lied to, and Jimmy is quick to ask how he can make it up to them, agreeing to give them cows for free. Jimmy is threatened by Grian and Scar into giving up his diamond chestplate and he folds easily, then goes home to tell Scott he just “wasn’t thinking.” Jimmy gets blown up by Grian’s tnt trap and says the walls around the flower valley need to go up, he says he’s never leaving his house again, and after it’s all settled he’s afraid to even walk home without Scott.

Honestly the only time he ever picks a fight in true Jimmy fashion is in Episode 1 with Martyn over some stupid sign placement, and then with the red army negotiations when he burned the banner— but that, notably, wasn’t a personal pride thing! It was a very Jimmy way to go about it, but he got defensive because he thought they were going to hurt Scott, and spitting in their faces was the best way he knew how to protect him (as this is how Jimmy typically protects himself).

He’s just very tame, overall. Defanged. He doesn’t stand up for himself like he usually does.

And yknow. If I had to take just. A personal guess as to why that is. I think the difference primarily stems from 3l!Jimmy’s tendency to take on personal blame for things that aren’t even his fault. A Jimmy character feeling bad about the things he’s done isn’t new, he often does do regrettable things, but what sets 3l!Jimmy apart is that he excessively self blames for what are often unsubstantiated reasons.

Grian’s tnt trap triple kill (emphasis on Grian’s) is the most dramatic example. After Jimmy accidentally activates it, he repeatedly stresses just how bad he feels about it, and apologizes to skizz directly, telling him he feels like he’s “ruined everything.” Jimmy blames himself entirely for this incident, to the point where it allows for him and Scott to team up with desert duo, who DIRECTLY SET UP the trap and OUTRIGHT TOOK CREDIT FOR the kills, in the next episode without even a mention of caution or bitterness. This is irrational; if Jimmy were to ask any given person if they genuinely think the deaths were ENTIRELY his fault, I don’t think anybody would seriously say that it was.

Except for Scott. Scott would say it is, and that’s the issue. He did say it, actually, first implying it (“Jimmy I told you that we needed to shoot it from a distance!”) but then outright telling him (“You killed two people!”)*. Scott later backpedals a bit, telling Jimmy that it was Grian and Scar who gave him the loaded gun, and it wasn’t him that brought it. While nice, that sentiment was seemingly too little too late.

* (both of these are said in the scene at about 25:33, ep4 of Scott’s pov in case anyones curious. assuming my timestamps from a year ago are correct if theyre not lmk. I also have rough timestamps for like everything else referenced in here in one big document so if anyone needs them feel free to ask)

This is all to say: I think Jimmy’s self blaming tendencies and, by extension, his unusual lack of self confidence this season are a result of his relationship with Scott. While the TNT trap incident was the catalyst for those feelings being brought so front and center, I believe that Scott created an environment which normalized Jimmy taking on personal blame for things aren’t his fault beforehand, or at the very least disproportionate amounts of it (so when he legitimately fucks up and makes a disastrous mistake, it’s the only thing he thinks to do). Primarily because Scott, himself, blames Jimmy for a lot of things, but also because Jimmy doesn’t understand the motivations behind a lot of how Scott treats him, and has to retroactively fill in the blanks with what makes sense. Full transparency: I am staking this ladder claim on both his undying admiration for Scott seen throughout the entire series that would require a thought process like this to support, and one (1) interaction between him and Martyn in episode 1. However, I’d still argue it’s a significant interaction.

MARTYN: I just seen you get slapped around, like what’s- what’s going on?

JIMMY: I just- Y’know- just. well we’re living opposite each other…

MARTYN: Are you happy living with Scott?

JIMMY: WE’RE LIVING— We’re living opposite each other! And he builds fantastic. And mine just looks like- I’m just not a builder, y’know? Just not a builder.

And. Personally. To me. Answering “What’s going on?” with “I’m just not a builder” in regards to Scott pushing him around implies that Jimmy made a connection between him being a bad builder and Scott’s reaction. In reality, Scott “slapped him around” because Jimmy showed up too early for a deal that he didn’t know about. But Jimmy doesn’t accept that as the reason, and instead traces it back to a personal fault, something he will go on to make a habit of until he dies in the desert.

After all, it becomes very easy to explain away various mishaps and misfortunes as “oh I’m just not a builder” or “oh I must not have been thinking,” when Scott’s favorite activity is implying Jimmy is incompetent and can’t be trusted to do anything on his own. (Some fun scott quotes being “why do I let you do things” “as long as we dont let jimmy do anything we’ll be fine,” and most directly, “see that’s why I said, ‘I dont trust Jimmy with anything’ because he’s incompetent”)

And it’s funny, right? Because Jimmy isn’t one to just let people put him down like that. When other people in other series tell Jimmy that his house is ugly, Jimmy will defend it with pride and stand up for it twice as much to compensate. But when Scott calls his house ugly, he tells Scott to stay put while he quickly runs to try and fix it, and then hurries back to ask if it’s better. Because he admires Scott, he never stops admiring him, he’s always expressing that (“you’re good at everything” “you’re full of good ideas, aren’t you?” “how are you such a good builder?”). And he doesn’t get defensive when Scott says these things, not in the same way— He tries to, but it comes across more desperate than anything (“say something good about me!”) because he places Scott on such a high pedestal and yearns for that approval. Scott is different.

This is how, despite all odds, it gets to him. And it changes how Jimmy perceives himself. Scott doesn’t trust Jimmy not to fuck up any given task, so Jimmy doesn’t trust himself in later episodes, especially post-Dogwarts explosion. The cake scene, while admittedly a very cute moment (so I do hate to cite this here but it’s a good example), works because Scott left a cake in Jimmy’s room without saying anything, and knew that the first thing Jimmy would do is get scared and come get him. Because that is the first thing 3l!Jimmy thinks to do when he’s scared! And it’s entirely unsurprising how it got that way! In the very first episode, Scott tells Jimmy that if it wasn’t for Scott finding him in the beginning, he would’ve been the first to die. It’s generally a joke to point to fh and go “Jimmy is like Scott’s pet lol, Jimmy is like a lost puppy without Scott” but there really is some truth in that, and I find that to be somewhat haunting considering Jimmy takes so much pride in his independence usually. Jimmy’s hesitance towards making independent decisions can also be traced back to Scott finding Jimmy’s independent decisions inherently frustrating but that’s already part of the FH dissection essay I have in my drafts and this post is long enough already. There’s also a whole other discussion to be had about how Scott’s say is the final say no matter what and Jimmy knows that which further deincentivizes independent decision making (REPEATEDLY POINTS TO “I’ll try and sweet talk him, but if he starts hitting me, what can I do?”) but that is also for the essay

I dont know where I was going with this. I think I made my point in the third paragraph but I feel lots of things about these characters and have lots to say so as I kept writing I got more and more emotional and now I think I’ve driven my little block people shaped autism car into a brick wall. I think I’m going to go throw up and then let the earth reclaim me. yeaj that sounds good

TL;DR: girl I dont even know

#TRIED SO HARD TO MAKE THIS A LIGHT READ BY LIKE. BEING VAGUE ABOUT SCOTT HITTING HIM EVEN THOUGH I HAVE THINGS TO SAY ON THAT #FH FANS IM BEGGING. DONT READ THIS ONE #deranged.fh.posting #tw abuse #< I FUCKING GUESS #sorry I was going to make this post eventually. it was going to happen it was inevitable #i debated actually postinf this for like three hours i really cant go back on this now #and I have ten million more things to say this is like only one aspect of my thoughts on this its been bottled up in my little brain

[solcarow]

HELLO .

#TRIPS AND FALLS DOWN NINE BILLION MILLION FLIGHTS OF STAIRS . HI . #IM GONNA THROW UP . #before watching this trailer you must . you shall ​​read hit manga one-shot look back by tatsuki fujimoto right fucking NOWWW #its very ​han sooyoung…. #very excited to watch this in complete silence for about 5 hours #look back #solar-talks #Youtube

[multiverse-imagines]

More Trigun Reverse Isekai Headcanons

How the turntables! The Trigun crew are on our turf now!

(generalized excerpts of a personal fic I've been writing, that I plan to never release)

Vash

Would probably enjoy cosplay. You accidentally use his real name at a con, and the person he's talking to just goes, "If your real name is Vash why are you cosplaying [character]? you could have been Vash the Stampede!"

"I'm always Vash the Stampede, I wanna be someone else for a little bit, dammit!" He retorts playfully.

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Would probably be a Godly House Husband. He's very creative, and loves messing with cooking recipes, and feel like the type who enjoys feeling productive.

Taking him to a Botanical Garden for the first time, he nearly lost his damn mind. Like a kid in a candy shop, he bounces around from plant to plant, gently feeling it's leaves, reading the descriptor plaques, and making sure to take pictures on his phone as he explores every inch.

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He loves to walk on the nature trail closest to your house. Once he learns how to drive (and not crash the vehicle) he goes on a walk as part of his morning routine, which he insists on keeping, despite not having to keep up with it anymore.

On a similar note, homeboy can't relax. Due to his past traumas, he has a hard time believing the nomadic, misery filled life he had is truly over. He often has nightmares, and ends up curled up with you by morning because of it. He has his own room, but most of the time he just sleeps in bed with you.

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Despite having a cellphone, he's pretty inept at using it. He's kind of like a grandma using Facebook for the first time. After an incident with a bot, you make sure to teach him about internet safety.

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A little nsfw-y, but once Vash realized that water is plenty supply on earth, he takes as many baths and showers as he can, whenever he can. He also drags you along with him.

Wolfwood

He has a job at the local bar as a bartender. You told him you wouldn't buy his cigarettes, so he makes his own money for his cancer sticks.

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He's very interested in Earth's weather patterns and meteorology. Whether it be local weather, or weather of other countries, he's always looking at weird weather documentaries, daily weather, and looking at weather almanacs to test their accuracy.

The first time he ever saw snow and rain, he thought the end was near, and the rapture had begun.

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Yeah, you helped him get a motorcycle. It gave you two something to work on in the garage together. He, working on his motorcycle, and you, working on your vehicle's maintenance.

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Nicholas is another who often has rampant nightmares. Like Vash, he tends to end up in bed with you, soon just becoming his permanent sleeping place, despite having a sleeping space of his own.

Knives

Still hates humans as much as ever, but without anyone to exact revenge on the existence of Plants (because they don't exist in our world) his anger needed to be directed somewhere. Thus, you introduced him to video games. As many as you could get your hands on. Though his favorites are First Person Shooters with high stakes and higher kill counts, he gained a soft spot for games like Mass Effect, Castlevania, and even Animal Crossing.

To make money, he's a streamer. He ends up gaining a cult of followers very quickly. I mean, just in general he's hot af, but then you have people who just kind of know he's Knives Millions.

Knives' 'cover up story' is that him and his twin brother were homeschooled to travelling parents, and loved Trigun so much that they modelled their entire lives off of them. Style to legal name changes, and even the Mole 'tattoos' on their faces. It seems to keep people satisfied, so you seem it safe.

#wanted to write more but accidentally hit post #how does one tumblr #trigun #vash the stampede #vash x reader #trigun brain rot #isekai #millions knives #nicholas d. wolfwood #this is what i get for writing a draft on tumblr xD

[larsnicklas]

DYLAN STROME ✧ 231210 Yeah, nice to get a goal in here. Eddy made an unbelievable pass, just kinda had to put it in, so it definitely feels good, and we'll move on to Thursday.

#dylan strome #capitals #washington capitals #nhl #hockey #meg.caps #meg.gif #meg.all #RAHHHH DYLAN STROME REVENGE GOAL!!!! #TAKE THAT CHICAGO!!!! #also the face he is making in the second gif is when he was asked about tj's enormous hit afdjkladklsfj #he's so me that's also how i would look talking about it #ok i think ive made one million gifsets today....... catch u guys tomorrow. or like later this week <3