#he’s Megatron with R my bad

[keferon]

I jUST LEARNED

Megatron and Orion Pax meeting for the first time:

And then. When Future Megs talking to Past Orion in mtmte#36

#I #help #I didn’t understand this moment when I was reading mtmte I DIDNT HAVE THE CONTEXT #The fact that….that Megatron did so much terrible things #and hurted and murdered so many people #and tried to kill Optimus for millions of years #but when he’s talking to this past Orion #the first thing Orion pulling is #ah Megatron with an R #his first initial reaction is to joke about that one time he mispronounced Megatron’s name #because this Pax #This past version of him doesn’t remember Megatron as a tyrant. He remembers him as a guy whose name isnt Megaton oops sorry this is awkward #he’s Megatron with R my bad #it’s such a innocent little detail #Everyone around Megatron constantly reminding him about all his crimes and seeing him though ‘he is scary’ and ‘he is evil’ lenses #But this👆 #This is a reminder #Megatron wasn’t always a terrible person #He was ‘Megatron with an R’ once #I don’t know why this detail hit me so hard. I must be running out of symbols ahahah #maccadam #mtmte #tapa if you’re happen to read this #this moment is from issue 22 in a general map I gave you:)

[peak-dumbass]

I’m bored and procrastinating so let me spout my rid2015!smokebee propaganda at y’all please just hear me out

Now y’all maybe wondering “why are you specifying rid2015?? Smokescreen was only in TFP, bro doesn’t exist in rid2015–” EXACTLY! Smokescreen wasn’t in rid2015 so most of the stuff made for the ship is for them in TFP but that’s not what I’m trying to sell y’all on

I’m trying to sell y’all on the idea that — if Smokescreen was in rid2015, he would be in a relationship with Bee — hence the specification

Now what y’all are probably asking is “why????”

Well that’s what this post is for!! First off:

The Shenanigans

Idk if y’all remember but Smokey was the silliest bot on Team Prime, easily the most immature mf in the main cast (other than Miko) — now try to tell me without lying to my face that he wouldn’t fit in perfectly with the goofy goobers the make up Team Bee??

He would definitely see himself in Sideswipe and try to bond with him thru pranks and goofing off while also trying to guide him into avoiding the same mistakes he made (ex. Hard Knocks)

He probably makes Strongarm feel conflicted cuz his reckless personality clashes with her image of what an “Elite Guardsman” would act like, but I think Smokescreen would just try to get her to loosen up a bit while not bickering with her unlike what Sideswipe and her usually do

Upon seeing Grimlock he’d immediately go “HOLY SCRAP ARE YOU A DINOBOT!?!?!”, he thinks Grim is so cool and really wants to spar with him

He probably sees Arcee in the way Drift acts and respects him a lot just based on that alone, though he knows it’s gonna take time for him to earn that respect back from Drift (I LOVE HIS CHARACTER GROWTH IN PRIME AND I WILL KEEP THAT IN THIS SILLY LITTLE IDEA OF MINE, HE DID GET BETTER AND I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE IGNORE THAT JUST CUZ THEY FIND HIM ANNOYING)

He’s probably not met much minicons so he’s not used to them, but I can see him having a good friendship with Fixit and being very nice to Jetstorm and Slipstream

He takes one look at Russell, turns to Bee and says “do you have a thing for human kids with brown hair and names starting with R??” Other than that I think he vibes with Russell and Denny well

As for his dynamics with the Decepticons — he’d be making constant quips, he’d make fun of all of them immediately like a robot alien version of Spider-Man — after previously fighting against Megatron himself he cannot take any of the furries of rid2015 seriously

The Fluff

Look at me. Like seriously look at me. Look into my eyes and imagine with me for a sec.

Bee and Smokey learning how to work with each other in the field again, reminiscing about the rare good memories during the war

Bee infodumping about Earth culture to him while Smokey just listens while looking at him with borderline heart eyes

I think Bee really likes physical affection and words of affirmation so randomly Smokey will just hug Bee when they’re in the scrapyard and will compliment him when he does well at leading and mentoring the others cuz he knows that shit ain’t easy (again, he sees himself and Sideswipe and realizes “damn I really was annoying holy scrap I’m so sorry”)

I HC that Smokey can still move his doorwings like he and Bee did in TFP, so whenever he sees Bee and gets excited his flap up and down (I know this is purely self indulgent BUT IN MY DEFENSE THIS ENTIRE POST IS ME BEING SELF INDULGENT, THIS FANDOM IS ALREADY DEAD AS HELL I’D BE SURPRISED IF ANYONE EVEN READS THIS FAR INTO THIS POST, LET ME BE SELF INDULGENT IN PEACE)

When either of them get bad days where they just keep thinking about the war, they do their best to comfort each other thru it cuz, unlike the rest of the team, they were both there for most of the late-war-shit together on Earth — and for the stuff that Smokey wasn’t there for, he just listens and makes sure Bee knows that he’ll always be there for him

The shock of the team finding out that Bee has a partner is amazing and it could happen in so many ways (if y’all wanna see one of my interpretations on how this could go you could check out my fanfic: Old Recruit on AO3)

The team seeing their usually serious team leader be partners with this unserious constant-joker of a bot stores a lot of cute potential stories in it that no one is writing about — like come on guys I want Bee trying to be serious in the scrapyard but then Smokey just hugs him from behind out of nowhere and Bee just has to process it for a sec cuz touch starvation go brrrr while the rest of them is like :O

The Angst

While this section is mainly Smokey focused more than smokebee focused, I’m still adding it cuz this still falls under the “what if smokescreen was in rid2015” idea

Smokey definitely has claustrophobia and a hatred for being restrained in anyway from the TFP (waking up captive on a Decepticon ship after being knocked out, Knockout restraining him on his operating table while he tears the Omega Key from inside his body, being stuck with a dying Optimus in a cramped cave for a while panicking cuz holy shit Optimus, his #1 hero, is fucking dying) so any mission that requires going into a cave or dark & cramped area is gonna cause him to freak out — but of course he wouldn’t actually admit that until it’s too late and he’s having a breakdown in a cave cuz he didn’t want to let his “stupid irrational fear to ruin a mission”

Same goes with Bee and his fears — I touched on this a bit earlier, but Bee & Smokey definitely have some days where they’re gonna feel off and they can’t get the war out of their heads — and those days are gonna be the worst cuz most of the team outside of maybe Drift won’t really understand it

Smokey is gonna have some feelings about Optimus coming back and Bee not telling him immediately — while this isn’t the first time Optimus died and came back to him, last time it was for a few seconds, this was for THREE WHOLE YEARS — he’s still gonna be happy that he’s back, it’s just gonna take awhile longer for him to be ok with it than the others (the way that Ratchet is immediately ok with Optimus coming back out of nowhere in rid!2015 was weird to me so I’m fixing that with Smokey)

While he loves giving Bee physical affection, he hates unwarranted touching from anyone else, specifically stuff like pats or punches on the back (Alpha Trion when I get you Alpha Trion Alpha Trion when I get you Alpha Trion Alpha Trion when I get you Alpha Trion Alpha—)

For a potential angsty introduction to Smokey in rid2015: He doesn’t meet up with Team Bee until the finale episode on Cybertron, where he’s being mind controlled by The High Council to capture them (I’m a sucker for brainwashing/mind control/hypnotism plots so I need to understand how BADLY I WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN IN THE SHOW IT WOULD’VE BEEN SO COOL)

That’s all I can think of for now, I just love these funky big robos a lot and I’m currently smashing their faces together like a kid with 2 Barbie dolls in my mind, hope y’all enjoyed reading <3

#tfp #rid 15 #rid 2015 #rid15 #rid2015 #tf rid 2015 #tf rid15 #transformers rid2015 #transformers robots in disguise #robots in disguise 2015 #transformers robots in disguise 2015 #tfp smokescreen #rid bumblebee #smokebee

[kell-eramis]

🔥talk some mad shit on taao

OOOH ok this is gonna take a while and i'm writing this in many places--on campus, after school, on the bus, so forgive me if anything doesn't make sense.

Topics: windblade, starscream, elita, combaticons, combiners, and bumblebee

Windblade:

Disclaimer, I *love* Windblade and I love what she represents (and this could be it’s own mini essay).

However, I don’t think M Scott had those ideas particularly in mind when writing Windblade. Retroactively knowing she intended Windblade and Starscream to have a r*ylo dynamic, paints both of them and their dynamic in a completely different light: Windblade is now no longer her own character, but a tool to redeem Starscream, and becomes a “blank slate or self insert” for this dynamic and purpose. As a result, she’s not really given the opportunity to grow from flaws, and she’s not really punished for mistakes (it’s moreso Starscream paying for her choice to have Optimus Prime reveal himself as the “true Prime” to Caminus, and this is almost always framed as Optimus being in the good and Starscream being in the wrong), it’s moreso that we’re told that Windblade is “tempted by Starscream’s ways/by power, but triumphs over this because she is Good, and is able to redeem Starscream in the process.” We also see others taking the fall for her mistakes, as Chromia takes the fall for the cover up—there is no repercussions on Windblade’s part in terms of trust of Cybertron. (This also serves to take Chromia out of the picture and focus on Windblade and Starscream over any potential chromeblade narratives that could (and did) arise).

I think if I were to fix this, I would look at how the war that affects everyone on Cybertron also affects her, one of the first Camien immigrants. Like… living in this new environment that is *so* traumatized, and you, yourself are traumatized too but in a completely different way. (And this is especially obvious in the first Windblade run, with both her and Chromia’s arcs.) Not the idea that Starscream/Cybertronian politics “corrupts” Windblade, but the idea that living in this environment that has barely started to heal will inevitably rub off on her—in both good and bad ways. And she, being someone on the outside coming in, can see how the factions are flawed and how everyone needs to come together to make Cybertron more of a home than it has ever been. I don’t know if I worded this completely right, but I hope I’m getting my point across.

Starscream:

OOOOH. I could go on and on for days on end. I think the way M Scott handled Starscream’s dysphoria is very transphobic and concluded in a way that’s like “if I were not dysphoric, I would not be evil.” That’s… not what dysphoria does. Starscream would be Starscream no matter if he were cold constructed or forged—maybe just with different problems. Nurture over nature and all that. Another problem I have is due to the established windblade and starscream dynamic, starscream is often portrayed as evil—often to the point of irrationality. While Starscream might not be the best leader, she’s smarter than sending badgeless after random cons and inciting further violence as a result. We get a lot of “tell and doesn’t show” with Starscream’s tactics (and Onslaught’s, as well), and while it would make sense for Starscream to be paranoid (hence the distrust of Windblade) and to try to prepare for a second coming of the war (even if she doesn’t realize that’s what he’s doing by amassing combiner and titan power), some of the actions Starscream takes are outright irrationally evil, just to put that dichotomy between her and Windblade and incite the redemption. Other characters become tools either to show how evil Starscream is (the Combaticons, Rattrap, etc) or to redeem Starscream (Windblade, Bumblebee). I could go on and on about this but I will end it here (for now).

Elita-One:

Again, a case of “tell and don’t show”. We’re told that she’s “another Megatron” but there’s nothing to back that up—why is she another Megatron? What has she done to imply that? She’s traumatized from being hypervigilant over being the one in charge of Carcer (wherein Vigilem and Liege Maximo are incarcerated), and that shows in how she interacts with Cybertron. I don’t think she’d be a good leader for Cybertron—for the same reason neither Bumblebee nor Starscream (nor Optimus or Megatron) could be the right leader for Cybertron. They’re too stuck in the war, though it is possible to move on from it with time and effort. I do think, however, that she’s not this grand villain that M Scott paints her out to be. God forbid women do anything.

The Combaticons:

I could also talk at length about them for days. I think that they have the issue of becoming a tool to show how evil Starscream is, rather than their own characters with their own arcs. Which is a shame, as I think all of their individual arcs and as a whole gestalt could be *so* interesting.

With Blast Off and Onslaught:

We see Onslaught being extremely stuck in the war--he *wants* it to come back because he *wants* that purpose--what does a tactician do when there's no battles to be a tactician for? And Blast Off, who loves Onslaught (and his group), wants peace. Wants rest. Wants that peace and rest for Onslaught most of all. TAAO contextualizes what Blast Off does as a *selfish* thing—he does what he does because he wants that relationship. But that’s *not* what it is. She does what she does because she wants to see Onslaught heal from the war. He (as well as Starscream) knows this can’t happen unless Onslaught is given something new to obsess over—without that something, he’ll go back to the war and vengeance. So Blast Off, in a way, offers herself to be that. This isn’t selfish, in my opinion, because he knows that the relationship is doomed if she does that. Onslaught will find out, and when that happens, any possibility of a relationship will cease to be. It’s a sacrifice Blast Off makes to save Onslaught and the other Combaticons.

Brawl:

Now, I love the part where Brawl goes to Windblade and says he can’t have the war come back. He goes behind Onslaught’s and Starscream’s backs to do so. However, I wish this transition was shown more. He willingly chose to go with Galvatron and continue the war. He’s with Onslaught and Vortex when they want to make Cybertron burn. What changes? He says it’s “feeling what it’s like to die”, but beyond a few moments in Issue #4 and the annual, we don’t *see* this. No feelings of uncertainty at post war or relief when it comes to just staying Starscream’s bodyguard, just a comic relief along with Vortex.

Vortex:

Which brings me to Vortex. He’s reduced to a comic relief character. However, we know he’s an interrogator. I think we should have seen him interrogating bots for information on Swindle, searching it out. And then I think we should have also seen the ramifications of such a violent combination on him, too. (Though that could be said about all the Combaticons).

Swindle:

And that brings me to Swindle. I think Swindle, (and I also think Bumblebee should, too, but that’s a different argument) should be more present in the narrative even when she’s dead. While this is arguably present in the first arc, she’s moreso used as a catalyst for Onslaught’s grudge with Starscream turning into something more, but I think he’s used moreso as an excuse for why Onslaught’s doing all this more than an actual reason. Then Swindle is brought back in an *incredibly* traumatic and violent way. What does this mean for how she feels about the new Cybertron? How the gestalt and combination intimately affects her in ways it doesn’t affect the others? How this —frankly, violation— of her mind and memories for Onslaught’s purposes affects her and his relationship with the other Combaticons? Ooooh the things I wish TAAO went more in depth about. Then, there’s also the fact that he had helped Windblade. How does this affect the relationship between them, especially now that Chromia’s gone? How does this affect Swindle’s relationship with Blurr???

Combiners in general:

This is a problem I have with phase 2 in general, but I wish combiners were used more. They’re A Thing now that the enigma of combination is a prominent artifact. But they’re only really seen as temporary threats. We don’t go into the reason why Starscream wants one, and when that reason fulfills itself, they’re NOT used. We could have used combiners in Titan’s Return, for example!!!

I also think that IDW writers in general don’t really know what they might symbolize. Are they abject? Are they holy? Unholy? A monstrosity or a beauty?

If I was writing a continuity, I would look at combiners as the closest one could go to “being one in the allspark” without being dead. I could go into Augustinian philosophy and theology here, but I won’t (for now). However, they change the members of the gestalt in irreversible and abject ways! They blend together with the other members—they are no longer inherently individual. They are bound to each other.

Bumblebee:

Same as Swindle, really. I wish he was more present in the narrative as haunting it. Their death is the catalyst for many things and adds to others. However, M Scott only really uses Bumblebee as a passive advisor for Starscream. I think TAAO and starbee could be a significantly more impactful narrative if Bumblebee’s ideology and perceptions of things such as factions and power also moved in a way that was more towards Starscream’s perspective, rather than just Starscream becoming more “good”. It would also give us a chance to actually highlight the flaws of the autobot faction without being like “optimus is shitty, prowl is shitty, the primes were shitty, insert cartoonishly evil villains that happen to also be autobots to show how flawed they are”.

Okay, I’m finished. This was not at all all of my opinions and ideas but with a topic as broad as all of TAAO, how could I choose?

#pls feel free to ask me to elaborate or ask more questions or whatever #i literally love literary analysis and putting the stuff I’m learning in my degree into transformers #combaticon

[azula-nyx]

An angsty idea inspired by ¨the Cody is Onyx Prime theory¨.

What if after Optimus gave Jack the key to vector sigma Jack started to hear the voices of the 13 Primes 🤔??

Jack slowly starts to lose his cool because 13 guys are screaming in his brain remarking to him about all the ¨bad stuff and mistakes¨ he is doing.

Just a little idea.

Uff, while this has the potential to be very angsty, all these beings, easily demigods, whispering in the mind of a teenager and slowly driving him into insanity....

But looking at this from another perspective, this can also turn up to be quite comical:

*Inside Jack's Mindscape, several figures are bickering*

"Youngling, if you wish to court this red-headed human, you need to be more decisive..."

"I do not think they would be right for you, too meek, the pink haired one has more drive....she has fire. Strong-willed, yes, she will be an appropriate mate"

"Child, how do you manage to survive with this....primitive technology? Although it is fascinating in its own right...."

"Brat, why this wannabe usurper is so...annoying? Besides, you should have turned his helm into what your species call "cheese" in that mine, one day you will come to regret that moment of hesitation, child"

"Speaking of Him...why does he keep using the life-essence of our long life enemy as....a recreational drug?"

"Because he's stupid as frag, that's why"

"Psss, youngling, Do you want me to teach you quantum physics? Ask the little youngling with the glass contraption on his optics....he's a special one... he intrigues me"

"Jackson, you would certainly benefit from being taught the intricacies of data organizing, don't you think?"

"Your Carrier seems intent on creating a Harem, child...such a noble objective, providing you with a worthy Sire, not like that useless other Progenitor of yours"

*The Primes keep bickering are if they were five years old, meanwhile in the real world*

R: "Jack, are you alright? You look.....like you have a lot in mind"

M: "Like shit, Raf, he looks like shit. Seriously, dude, you zoned out for like... 15 minutes. What's up?"

J: *hearing EVERYTHING in his mind*....fuck my life. Is this what Bee felt when he had Megatron stuck in his head? Optimus, WHY?!"

#Transformers #TFP #Jack Darby #ft #The Primes #Miko Nakadai #Rafael Esquivel #The Primes acting as Jack wine aunts is a MUST

[mgarmagedon]

I feel that Sideswipe and Strongarm bicker a lot lot but rather make up quickly but were there times when they didn't talk to each other for days because they where so hurt by the other ?

You know... there wasn't big amount of such a situations, because they're usually making up quickly.

But the only time when there didn't talk to each other for more than a week was kinda Strongarm's fault.

It happend few weeks after they arrived on Earth, even before they met Drift!

Strongarm wanted to know more about Sides, because in police data base hadn't much information about him... so she asked Bee if he knew few information about this red tampon. Obviously he told her that he knew his parents, because they are his ex besti and boyfriend - KO and Smoke.

Ofc after she found out about this from him, she immediately started fangirling, because his parents was fighting on Earth, on both sides of battlefield.

She ran at Sides and start screaming at him, something like:

"OH MY PRIMUS! Sideswipe!!! Why didn't you ever told me about your dads?! They both helped in rebuilding Cybertron in a fully peaceful society!!! One is genius doctor, who left Megatron side and became autobot and second could or still can become Prime!!! A P-R-I-M-E!!! I'm so jealous! Your parents must be so cool! Now tell me everything about them!"

And he was like:

"No...? I mean if you want bother somobody with your war vets obsession, go to Bee and talk to him. He was there, he's like old as hell and probably will say something you wanna hear about them, unlikely me."

Then she said:

"Sides, how could you say something like this about your parents?! They are like heroes for our nation! They can't be THAT bad, I mean my father was Ultra Magnus. He was extremely strict and demanding, but he still helped me to became what I wanted to be! What have your parents did that you don't even wanna talk about? Ground you for a week, because you were twerking publicly??? Just say something about them Sides, pls, pls, pls!!!"

Of course Sideswipe, after she has said to him, he was a BIT angry on Strongarm. So he screamed at her:

"GROUND FOR A WEEK?! I FUCKING WISH!!! I would be so good damn happy, if they ever did that! But they didn't care about me to even punish me for anything. They only cared about the golden child, smarter, stronger and better behaved Sunstreaker. After all "why couldn't you be like your twin brother? You are just doing nothing evey single day!", that was the last thing my father Smokescreen said to me, before I ran from my home after the incident... Now, I'll better go... Russell is probably waiting for me to take him from school"

Sides got in his car and drove off. Strongarm was so shocked after what she heard, but she thought: "He ran from his only, because his fathers doesn't cared about him and always wanted more from him??? That's the most ridiculous explanation I ever heard! My parents was the same and I would never say a bad word about them!"

So because od this little situation, they didn't talk for a week. Ofc Strongarm said sorry to Sides, after Bee made her aware, that Sideswipe is very sensitive young man and not everyone is like Strongarm. Bee mainly did that, because he was so tired of that how they were behaving at this time and how hard it was to go with some of them on a mission.

So she apologized to him, so it made them a little closer and even Strongarm kissed red tampon 7w7

#transformers #tf #tf rid15 human au #art #au #human au #maccadam #fanart #tf rid15 #human #human design #humanformers #sideswipe #sides #sideswipe x strongarm #strongarm x sideswipe #strongarm #doodle #sketch #transformers robots in disguise #transformers rid2015

[blueskyscribe]

SPOILERS and rando thoughts on Earthspark episode 8

So I had the episode paused on this opening image while I grabbed snacks and I thought, "It looks kind of like Ravage . . . but I can't get overhyped, it's probably a weird angle of Thrash in mid-transformation" BUT THEN! IT WAS! RAVAGE!

The unholy GLEE I felt when I realized there were THREE cassette-bots! And that they got around the Frenzy blue / red debate by making her purple afkafjd;akl;s

And not kind of purplish-blue like G1 cartoon Rumble, but like. She's grape juice. She's a Jolly Rancher. P U R P L E.

The music during the cassette fight was great, real 80s techno vibe

"I have my own bird-don" Megatron says while fighting Laserbeak

The smuggest bird

Closeup of Frenzy's hand, she has fingernail polish and the black part of her hand mimics a ragged sleeve

Optimus is like "Stop pulling your punches" and Megatron's like "They're just little guys!"

Bumblebee: "I miss adults"

Megatron refuses to use his cannon on the cassettes, "it's not for swatting flies."

AMAZING entrance by Arcee

Arcee expresses affection the only way she knows how

I reeeeally like her design, it's so freaking good

according to Robby she has "an awesome berserker battle rage"

When my dad was in the US Army they really did make them dig holes and then fill them up when there was nothing else to do

Optimus, they stole a badge. That's like shoplifting.

"If G.H.O.S.T. learns [Bumblebee] is alive" they'll have big questions for Optimus . . . OMG, what's going on??

I was trying to remember why restraining bolts were familiar to me and then I realized it was from Star Wars. (They might be in TF lore too but that's where I know them from.)

Megatron is not having anything to do with the restraining bolts. I wonder if they were used on Cybertron or if G.H.O.S.T. invented them.

Okay, here we goooo! G.H.O.S.T. made a bargain with Optimus and Megatron, and Optimus is Lawful Good so he's following the bargain. Meanwhile Megatron's like "Don't they seem kind of EVIL to you? Speaking as someone who was once Professionally Evil, I'm getting bad mojo from this group that is locking up my ex-troops forever."

Megatron "gave his fealty" to Optimus to save their fellow Cybertronians, this is gonna spark a million fanfics and I can't wait

Whover is composing these shots is a superstar

man I love Arcee

"This world will take advantage of you if you don't speak up when things are wrong." Arcee is basically the foil for Optimus in this episode.

Optimus bud you're in the wrong lane

I'm not 100% sure what's going on here, but I would guess Laserbeak is sending what he recorded to Soundwave and updating him on the situation

I can't believe they went with cassette modes for them, I'M SO HAPPY

They should have the bots' lights blink when they're talking in vehicle mode... I like Optimus' and Megatron's voices but they aren't really distinct enough when their mouths aren't moving

IT'S SOUNDWAVE TIME BITCHES

all is right with the world

"Do not make this personal, Soundwave!" "It already is."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Arcee's arrived and she brought the kids

Soundwave playing back Megatron's own quote, AHHHHHHHHHH

It seems like Thrash can understand Laserbeaks taunts

The cassettes are really The Misfits to the Malto-bots' Jem and the Holograms, huh?

Soundwave shot straight to the heart with that "TRAITOR."

"What even IS a cassette?" asdfs;fjs;ldjf

i love u arcee

oooo, Teletraan-One is still kicking!

awww the moment between Optimus and Megatron!

"We're free now, you don't have to follow him anymore." Ohhhh? Were the cassettes not following Soundwave willingly?

Well, Ravage still is.

I KNEW IT. WHEN I FIRST SAW HIS DESIGN I SAW ThAT LATCH AND I THOUGHT "IT LOOKS LIKE HIS CHEST OPENS"

Unclear how Ravage got back to Soundwave, maybe subspace shenanigans or maybe just sneakiness

shrill screams of delight

SHRILLER SCREAMS

#Transformers #spoilers #Earthspark #Earthspark spoilers

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

Full disclosure idk that much about Shattered Glass but I think that a good SG AU of a MagsMegs relationship (either romantic or platonic) would basically be the plot of Les Mis.

SG Megatron seems like he's got that Jean Valjean (tired old man oh whoops I accidentally became a father figure to these eighty random children and if I don't help literally every old woman I see on the side of the street I'm literally the most horrible person alive) energy.

And SG Magnus is basically Javert. (Well, regular Magnus is Basically Javert, but SG Mags seems like he's got the more, There is no such thing as mercy and you filthy peasants decepticons are predisposed towards being filthy criminals and I will personally and happily crack down on you with no restraint the second you take a step out of line, side of Javert.)

Just think:

Megatron escaping prison or the mines or something and starting to become his regular self, but then he meets someone (like the mistress of flame or something idk) and their like, no, you csn still be redeemed (but my fr ie n d, you left so e a r l y!). And he has all of Valjean's Moral Existential Crises while he's in hiding.

And Magnus is like, that damned con, no one escapes my clutches, I'm gonna track him down n o M A T T E R W H A T!

And I really like the idea of them getting along when Megatron is Mssr Madeline under a false identity or something, and Mags being like, you know, he's not that bad actually, Respect.

And then Megs chooses to reveal himself to save someone and goes on the run.

And Magnus looses his shit. And now he's like, that aBSOLUTE BASTARD ILL KILL HIM FOR THIS.

(This I SWEAR BY THE STAAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSS!!!

(I'm totally picturing Phillip Quast as the voice of Mags))

Idk who Cosette or Fantine would be in this scenario. Maybe Cosette would be like, Soundwave.

(I think that might work for SG Soundwave.)

And Starscream would be Marius!

And Eponine would be like, Shockwave, maybe (there's a whole lot of stuff about SkW being secretly in love with SS)

And then eventually the whole Revolution thing happens, though I guess Megs would be the leader of it as well, way more involved than JVJ actually was.

And the Decepticons would be the Les Amis!

And Rumble would be Gavroche!

Oh no

And then Mags goes undercover in the revolution as Minimus, but then he gets caught and EVERYONE wants to kill him but Megs is like, no, I'll do it myself, and then secretly let's him go.

And everything goes horribly and Megs rescues Starscream as well cause he's like, ugh, gotta make my child happy.

And Mags confronts him like, hands up you bastard...wait, why are you helping the street rat....wait, why are you coming with me willingly.

And Megs is like, naw, I forgive you. You're not that bad.

(There's nothing that I blame you for. You've done you're duty nothing more....)

(I'm crying)

And Magnus goes into an existential crisis because 1) decepticons and all criminals are supposed to be self serving irredeemable bastards and 2) no one's ever shown him kindness in his entire life (maybe not since his bro??)

And he still can't deal with this right now and throws himself off a fucking bridge

And Megatron dies because he's a sad, tired old man and his child don't need him no more and he's done all the good he can

And the whole ending and everything is still just as sad except now it's worse.

#I was listening to Javert's suicide by Phillip Quast and then this happened #I would actually read a fic like this #even though i dont larticularly shil Minimegs #i still would this would be great #transformers #maccadam #mtmte #ultra magnus #idw #minimus ambus #megatron #minimegs #Les mis #shattered glass #les mis au #transformers au #musicals #shockwave #soundstar #soundwave #starscream #starwave #shockstar #les amis de l'abc #jean valjean #javert #gavroche #eponine #marius pontmercy #cossette

[iamfabiloz]

Assign the Transformers robots opinions on ketchup. Like if they were human and could eat what would their thoughts be. I don't go here I just wanna continue the funny.

YOUR INSANE (but ty for sending a robot ask I appreciate <3)

RODIMUS: he would TOTALLY CHUG KETCHUP HES insane he would drink it so much he would rlly like the sweetish taste and ultra magnus would try to get him to stop but he distracts mags w bad grammer just enough to get him off his back, megatron hates finding little sucked out ketchup packets every where very disturbing…

Rung: hrmmm nah he wouldn’t eat ketchup bc his dusty old man body couldn’t take it, it’s too much flavor for him LMAOO tbh rung in the functionest universe would eat it but like in little bits, but normal rung NAHH his circuits would crumble, he strikes me as someone who would eat plainer stuff, in da comics he eats those little pocky sticks but in my head their like salt less crackers BAHW

Chromedome and Rewind: urghh i think rewind (red mask) would enjoy it and chromedome (yellow) would pretend to just for his husband LMAOO chromedome is like this dinner is nice and he’s trying not to Throw up bc he hates the sauce taste and rewinds just pouring it on

Starscream: HE WOULD HATE KETCHUP SO BADD!!! Mf strikes me as like a picky eater KWKW he would hate the additive flavor and sweetness, when he sees like thundercracker eat some he’s DISGUSTED he wants nothing to do w it JWJW

Megatron: he would like it but like only in tiny bits to add some flavor to his foods, he sees rodimus drink a whole gallon n he is like 🧍🧍🧍gross HELPPJW he forgets it even exists till he’s at a restaurant and he’s like oh yea those r okay BAAH ketchup tolerator

#ask #fullofmicroplastics #ty sho for asking hehe <3 #chromedome #rewind #megatron #rodimus prime #mtmte #idw #rung #cody and the cetchup

[bitegore]

💙

an au I made up and never wrote: (okay listen i've written one story set in there but it only pays basic lip service to the idea and basically nothing else. trust me. it counts its fine)

okay! this is "humanformers", but actually it's androids in disguise featuring "everyone is a pretender now" and "we only transform a little bit". i'm debating adding a magical girl element where they jump and spin and out come GIANT FUCKOFF CANNONS and MAGIC ARMOR. (all my beloved friends and followers who know more about magical girl anime than me can boo and hiss as they see fit about that but you can't tell me Megatron jumping into the air and getting a chainmail armor cape and metal stompy boots and his giant gun and a scale armor skirt wouldn't go hard. i do not believe you it would be very cool and also sexy)

We start out from the POV of our FAVORITE HUMAN SIDEKICK (FHS for short, because they don't have a name), meeting a very weird stranger. This stranger is SOUNDWAVE, walking computer bank and wireless hacking donglebrain extraordinaire. He is also Extraordinarily Fucking Weird.

Soundwave: Hello. Take me to your satellite dish array.

FSH, just a random person: ??????? bro r u lost?????? what the fuck

Soundwave: [pulls out a gun] Hello. Take me to your satellite dish array.

FSH: ?????????????????????

Soundwave: Hurry Up.

FSH: i don't Have a satellite dish array. I don't even have cable.

Soundwave, faceblind: So you mean you are not Secretary Of Defense of the United States Namey Namename?

FSH, trying to activate "emergency call" inside their coat pocket because they're pretty sure (correctly) Soundwave is a domestic terrorist: Uh. No. I work at a Target.

Emergency services: "This is 911, what is your emergency?"

Soundwave, hearing of a bat: Stranger. Hang up immediately.

FSH, not hanging up immediately: uhuh yup hanging up immediately. please don't shoot me. did you hear that, i said you have a gun, please do not shoot me, i am hanging up the phone now, aren't we lucky that they can't trace a call to a location, ha, ha, ha, ha

Soundwave: why are you speaking so loudly

FSH: idk sometimes people do that when they're stressed. please stop pointing a gun at me unless you're going to mug me or something

Soundwave: Why should I want to mug you.

FSH: ........for money? I mean, not that I-

Soundwave: Rest assured that if I wanted to have more money there are more efficient ways for me to get it than taking the wallets of strangers.

FSH: ....that is actually strangely reassuring but you are still pointing the gun at me. can i go home.

Soundwave: you are Certain that you are not Namey Namename of the Department of Defense. Give me your ID.

FSH: IS this a mugging?

Soundwave: no. now give me your wallet.

anyway after this happens Soundwave eventually is frightened off by the sirens, FSH speaks to the Authorities, and one Authority Cop Pig is like. hm. i am going to take you for further questioning off the record

and FSH goes OH SHIT WHERES MY LAWYER

and Pig Rude Officer Why-are-you-doing-this Loser (shortened PROWL) is like "you do not need a lawyer, this is off the record". FSH who knows their rights is like "NO NO NO i DEFINITELY need a lawyer wtf is this shit" and Prowl is like. Um. Please do not involve any more outsiders this is a domestic terrorism thing. FSH goes "I AM NOT A TERRORIST" loud enough to attract the attention of Bad Asshole Rude R-... fuck it i cant do this again. Barricade. Who is also there. Prowl and Barricade are both aware there's someone from either team in the building but they do not know who it is. You don't either. You're like "HEY. HELLO. HI. I NEED A LAWYER"

barricade, who barely believes in due process and thinks lawyers are for losers who dont believe in police brutality, makes eye contact with Prowl and pointedly walks away.

asshole.

Prowl eventually finally gets FSH to chill out by offering to bring in an attorney. He calls Jazz, who is not at all an attorney. FSH is convinced by his fake business card and is like "yeah this weird guy pointed a gun at me on the street and wanted to know if i was Namelike Namesomething from the Department of Homeland Security or something like that, i don't know."

"You mean Namey Namename?" says Prowl, who knows everyone in the entire upper government and has files on all of them. "You do look remarkably similar." He is also faceblind as fuck because i think it's funny to make all the data analysis people struggle to differentiate between faces irl.

Jazz, about 2.5 seconds to look them up later: Prowl bro what the fuck are you talking about no they do not

FSH, a genius: ....your.... name is Prowl? What kind of name is that?

Prowl: Nickname.

Jazz: Nickname.

FSH: weird nickname. what are you, like, supposed to be batman or something?

Prowl: ......I like cats. What did Soundwave want?

FSH: ???soundwave???

Prowl: .....code...name. codename.

FSH: is that the guy i ran into???

Prowl: yes obviously keep up.

FSH: uh. a sattellite array? or something

Prowl and Jazz, in unison: OH NO, NOT THE SATELLITE ARRAY!!!

now we never see FSH again because their role in the story is OVER AND DONE. instead we have Prowl and Jazz fuck off out of the station really fast. Barricade, whomst we all know is a decepticon, is like "hm. suspicious behavior. better call my boss" and he calls Soundwave. He sends Soundwave their pictures. Soundwave, faceblind, is like "these resemble every single autobot and also everyone at your job. let me send them off to buzzsaw for analysis"

buzzsaw has wings. no one questions this because buzzsaw also has the emo fringe haircut and wears a silly looking jacket and as such looks at all times like he's trying to cosplay an anime character. he does this on purpose because it entertains him. buzzsaw is also really good at recognizing faces

"oh shit" says buzzsaw "thems autobots"

ANYWAY i havent got much past that but essentially the bots and cons are on earth, HAVE been on earth, and are in a race to the bottom for magical crystals (energon. legit just energon) that they use to power themselves and their augmentations. They're in a secret shadow war, and the government is not aware they exist but constantly trying to catch them because it's obvious something is up, they're just incompetents. multiple characters have removable boobs. drag strip cannot buy groceries without committing murder (written here, the only thing ive ever actually done in this au outside of draw vortex irritating motormaster on purpose once). thank you for listening to my ted talk now i need to turn off my computer and turn it back on again lmao

#red replies #jeegoo #au ive never written game

[ijusthavesomanyblorbos]

headcannon. what mtmte bots would give out for halloween.

Magnus- u know he gives out toothbrushes and apples. do i even need to say it.

Rodimus- he gives out like. monsters and weed. because he has no concept of how children work. a kid comes to the door and hes like uhhh..... do u want.... aaaa.... beer? and drift is just in the corner like THEYRE FUCKING FIVE

Ratchet- does not give out candy. r u even kidding me this man has NO patience for ankle biters. he going to be inside relaxing and he aint answering the door for NO bitch. he watches a movie and is in bed by 8.

Swerve- he answers the door holding a bowl, and then just never hands any candy over. he starts talking to the kids and NEVER shuts up. and eventually they just give up and leave. people think its cause hes chatty but its actually just because the bowl is empty. 

he forgot to buy candy and feels too bad to not answer the door.

Megatron- also does not answer the door.

Brainstorm- my boy hands out toys. definitely makes them himself. and they definitely get confiscated by the parents 0.2 seconds later because they are guns. he is arming the children and he is not going to stop.

Rung- the only bot who actually gives the kids candy lol. king sized Hershey bars. what a sweetie.

Whirl- he's too busy scaring the shit out of the kids to give them candy. he just COVERS himself in blood (energon?) and CHASES them. he is cackling. the parents are concerned.

Tailgate- he buys a SHIT ton of candy... and then immediately gives it away to the first like 5 kids. THEYRE JUST SO CUTE he cant help it. cyclonus has to be the one to tell the rest that theres no candy because tailgate just feels so bad about it.

#i couldve written so many more of these #but i had to stop myself #im not sure if this is like humanformers or whatever and i dont have the brainpower to decide #mtmte #transformers #lost light #maccadam #idw transformers #megatron #rodimus #drift #tailgate #whirl #rung #brainstorm #swerve #ratchet #ultra magnus #this concept is so funny to me #hbdrabbles

[sentinelpri]

May we get some headcanons about bots and dancing, please? Do Autobots dance with and/or without partner? How good they are? Music they dance to? etc.

Yes, you may! Headcanons beneath the cut, my friend- decided to include most of the cast, too <3

Optimus Prime: He’s really good at pole dancing... Don’t ask. He got drunk while him, Sentinel, and Elita were in the academy and got a little too big for his britches, and they never let him live it down. He’s also good at dancing in general because he’s got some practice in it, but he’s usually too shy to ask anyone to dance with him, so if you want to do it, you have to initiate.

Prowl: He does ballet as a hobby and that’s all he’s really good at in terms of dance, but he’s willing to learn more. Doesn’t really do it in public, though, and isn’t open to it. 

Ratchet: He did some dancing in clubs when he was younger and wasn’t especially good or especially bad at it, but now that he’s older, he isn’t that interested- doesn’t want to be seen dancing or really want to, but he’ll partake in it every once in a while, if someone really urges him to. 

Bumblebee: He’s not especially great or especially bad at it, but Bumblebee loves dancing and has a lot of fun doing it- will do it whenever he has the chance and will drag a partner on the dance floor if they let him no matter what kind of dance it is! 

Bulkhead: Bulkhead has a bit of fun dancing but definitely has to be coerced into it because he’s pretty shy and doesn’t like putting himself out there. He’s not the best at dancing either- he has a hard time being graceful and not wrecking everything when he’s dancing, but he does enjoy it and will happily do it with a partner.

Jazz: He’s not great at waltzes or ballet or anything like that, but he likes dancing to jazz as well as going to the club or small parties at friends’ places and dancing to r&b, hip hop, etc. 

Sentinel Prime: Definitely did some wild partying back in when he was in the Autobot Academy and is great at dancing in club settings but won’t do it now because he thinks it’s unprofessional/unbecoming of a ‘future Magnus’/current Prime. Will dance in a formal setting with a partner to show off his skills.

Ultra Magnus: He’s learned his fair share of waltzes and other kinds of dancing for uppity formal events- it really just comes with being Magnus, but he likes dancing with his s/o too, especially at those sorts of things, as he finds it easy, relaxing, comforting, and romantic. It does make him uncomfortable to dance with anyone else though, and it also makes him uncomfortable to dance to any music that’s not some classical piece or something of the sort. Never bring him to a club.

Megatron: He doesn’t know how to dance and would kind of like to know how just to be able to actually participate at parties and whatnot, but he’s too embarrassed to ask anyone to teach him, so he usually stands on the sidelines and watches everyone else having their fun, claiming that it doesn’t suit him and that’s why he doesn’t want to. He will, however, do a lazy sort of one-step two-step with his lover in a kitchen or in their bedroom to some soft music if asked to or if there’s just music playing and he’s in a particularly romantic mood.

Starscream: Knows the logistics of dancing, but his coordination is horrid and he’s really bad at it- formals, ballets, waltzes, r&b, hip hop, dubstep, clubbing, any form of dancing, he will mess up and everyone will laugh at him. He claims it’s stupid and he’s not interested but really he wants to go dance and have fun like everyone else, he just isn’t good at it.

Blitzwing: The three personalities can all dance, but prefer different types of music/dancing styles; Blitzwing likes classical ballet, Hothead likes thrashing around to heavy metal, and Random is a fan of just vibing to some really good dubstep with a good bass in a crowded club room.

Lugnut: Loves dancing! He’s a lot like Starscream in the sense that he’s actually pretty bad at it and super clumsy because of his build, but he goes out there and has fun- also, he’s getting better with some much needed lessons from Blitzwing!

Shockwave: Doesn’t understand dancing at first nor does he think it’s ‘logical’, per say, so he doesn’t do it much at first, but if his s/o wants him to, he’ll allow them to teach him how to dance and dance with him in private.

Blackarachnia: Outright refuses to dance in her techno-organic form even though she’s actually very good at it from her Autobot Academy/partying days because she’s embarrassed to be seen dancing with the way she looks. Might dance with a very specific person to their music of choice if they’re not judgmental of her.

#ask #asks #my asks #tf #tfa #transformers #transformers animated #request #requests #headcanon #headcanons #drabble #drabbles #dance #dancing #optimus prime #tfa optimus prime #ratchet #tfa ratchet #prowl #tfa prowl #bumblebee #tfa bumblebee #bulkhead #tfa bulkhead #sentinel prime #tfa sentinel prime #jazz #tfa jazz #ultra magnus

[ur-illogical-simp]

MTMTE personalities / characteristics from someone who never read MTMTE.

spoilers btw, also these r all from what I got from the fanfiction, and fan art(etc) I've seen so yeah...

Rodimus: A cute but dumbass captain twink, who gets talked(looked) down upon bc hes not like Optimus Prime, and for being "immature"(I call bs)

Tailgate : a smol but strong minibot that has a stoic ex-con boyfriend

Cyclones : stoic mf who friends with a chaotic ass bitch and got turned into a autobot by a cute ass minibot

Swerve; a cute & funny bartender who is also depressed. And is also friends with Skids aka the vent rat. And apparently obsessed with human things

Whirl: an ex-wrecker, who liked making watches before going through Empurata, who now goes to therapy and regularly gets put in the brig(?) for being a chaotic mf

Rung : apparently hes primus??? I like his goggles, a very cute therapist. Idk why ppl forget his name its easy af to remember

Ultra Magnus/Minimus Ambus; hes a small green boi inside a big ass frame/body thing. I like his mustache, but he has a huge stick up his ass. And apparently hes apart of the "tyrest acord" idk what that is

Megatron: a ex-con warlord leader who apparently swore pacifism???? At least he regretted his actions(took him long enough), he likes poetry and I vibe with that

Tyrest: a primus obsessed bottom, I kinda feel bad cuz he punishes him self since he thinks he's not being prefect in the eyes of primus

Ratchet; a grumpy medic who reminds me of TFP ratchet due to personality and design. Like tailgate also has a cute con bf. He's good with guns

Drift: also an ex-con with an autobot bf, I read his 4 issue comic and I vibe with him, he's cute af and would totally pet the things on the side of his head. He seems very cat liked ngl

Ten: a tall ass mech, who likes Mags, and making things. He's very cute

Brainstorm: a chaotic science nerd, who simps for Percy, and i think tried to save his crush by creating the multiverse and going back in time ig???, makes cool ass weapons

Preceptor: also a science nerd who prob keeps brainstorms inventions in check, he's very cute i like the lil mini gun thing on his shoulder

Red Alert: haven't seen much about him, but hes cute and the chief security officer

Trailbreaker; dunno much bout him but hes cute

Chromedome; hes very cute! And is conjuxes(married) to rewind i believe.

Rewind: hes also cute

Skids: hes a gremlin who lives in the LL vents, and is buddies with swerve

Gateway - someone who tired to kill Roddy apparently, and the ship??? He's kinda cute but If I met him irl its on site :)

Overlord: a mf with some big ass lips and is butt hurt Megatron never paid any attention to him despite his efforts, he murder some important characters(idk who), he has some big ass lips and hes kinda handsome would totally sleep in his shoulder cones

Tarn: a Megatron stan, who is also the leader of the DJD, and has a sexy ass voice, and apparently is sexy enough to torture ppl with. He's cute I like his face

Kaon: the cybertronian equivalent to an electric eel, apparently his alt mode is a electric chair which is pretty rad ! when your not the victim at least, unless your into it

Vos; a fucking gremlin with a face that has a viraity of nail things. And he puts them on ppl👁👄👁, which is terrifying but hes cute so it kinda makes up for it??? Hes also has a sniper alt mode which makes my hunter heart go boom(snipers r my go too weapon in d2)

Helex; a walking furnace apparently. I think his tiny arms are pretty rad ! would hold if he didn't try to kill me

Tesarus - has some cool ass blades in the middle of his chest. Its fucking terrifying, and I feel bad for his victims. But he looks cool

Nickel: she's like the over protective friend in the group???? She would totally be the most terrifying to piss off

The Pet: apparently this guy in a turbo fox which i think is pretty rad. But what's not rad is that he used to be a person so that kinda sucks :/, would cuddle tho

Sunder : I like this mf, though he scares the absolute shit out of me when he does his mortis shit or whatever. But hes pretty cute! Would give a snuggle

Trepan: haven't seen much about him, but hes rlly cute, I like his frame and color pallet the most honestly. I feel bad since he got kidnapped by OL

#hope yall enjoy my takes on these characters lol #rodimus #Megatron #ultra magnus #swerve #skids #transformers #mtmte #tailgate #tarn #helex #vos #kaon #ten #Nickel #Tesarus #overlord #more then meets the eye #whirl #rung #tyrest #ratchet #drift #brainstorm #preceptor #rewind #dont hate on me for liking the murders and shit pls and thank u #trepan #sunder #djd

[matchamabs]

I know you didn’t ask for it but- BOTW MONSTERS: RANKED BY HOW HOT THEY ARE,,,,

i do fuck all in the days lemme tell ya

ill admit i havent done EVERY enemy but like. i do enjoy making these posts so who knows, i might actually rank everything sooner or later 🤷‍♀️

,,,,, and if u want a specific ranking of botw/aoc stuff lmk 👀

ahh the ol reliable. the classic bokoblin. he is just a little lad! unfortunately they’re genuinely kind of ugly??? and the idk the singular horn in the middle aint a good look. i see cute comics abt these guys being domestic and thats adorable but also giving them so much leeway bc they’re really Not that cute. not sure what the loincloth is hiding and im not sure i wanna know anyway. 3/10 really kind of. not good. 

slightly bigger loincloth only means slightly bigger things to hide :( i rlly hate these guys noses and whatever the fuck toenails they have why do they have toenails?????? s’bad. the thing is tho they have the proportions of a potentially attractive gerudo which is probably what takes the edge off the general vibes of... u know... being an abomination. its also only JUST occured to me as im writing that these guys r just evolved bokoblins so. glow up i guess. 6/10 what that tongue do

ok bypassing whatever the fuck rule 34 has done to these guys, i actually dig them. i find the huge fat ones way cuter than the lil bug eyed ones. in their case theres rlly no, like... hotness about them. its just cute. i think they’re cute. any monster that is cute and also doubles up as a bed gets my vote 7/10 get urself a fella as flexible as these guys 

u know what, im gonna say it, these guys r actually kinda hot. proportions arent super bad, the face aint bad and generally they have good vibes. aside from, u know, when they’re tryna shank u. id say one of the most bearable monsters to have to look at. 8/10 im not a scalie

??????????? idk what to say. u could tie these little shits to like swingball poles and beat them with rackets thatd b good. aside from that these guys have like no redeeming qualities. they’re a pain in the ass and not in a good way. 3/10 cute but like. is it worth it?

i mean,,,,,,,, someones probably into it. i dont like these guys for a lot of reason and surprisingly the thing that gets me is the fucking hair why does it have that hair its like he-man just went straight over the top with an electric razor its not a good look!!! stop trying to make it work! it wont! and again with the loincloth??? im not into it. the only thing i like abt these guys is the lil waistcoats. they have some amount of decency (but the implications it makes are Not Good). uh. 2/10. barely.

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,,,,,9/10. but if you see a lynel up close like that chances are you died about half a minute ago

again. ??? i dont rlly like. i mean. im digging the top heavy proportions? its got the same body type as kass so like. 4/10. bit plain around the features but what can u do. i dont understand how but the igneo taluses are like. sexier 

UGHGHHH I FUCKING HATE THESE THINGS okay okay okay like these motherfuckers lure u in by being quite cute and dancin around and then u get a look at their faces and its like fucking JESUS and its even WORSE when you see under their cloak and they have no necks????? and like????? they do that gay little fucking dance that pisses me off???? they’re wearing hoods that give the ILLUSION that they have necks and im im fumin ok i HATE it i hate it i have been betrayed and i will NEVER FORGET ABOUT IT UGHGHGHG I HATE THESE CUNTS -10000000000000000000000000000000000/10 die

hhhhh i just dont like em. theyre too annoying to be cute now. and whats gonna happen if i squeeze one? is like. water gonna come out? r they just gonna deflate? 4/10 tentacles are not hyrules forte it seems ://

trust kohga to send the twinks out on the front line. seriously. they’re not bad tho? kinda small and underwhelming :((( tho i give extra points for the good crazy laugh we love a good manic cackle 6/10 they dont really count as monsters but ah well where else am i gonna put em

now THATS what im talkin about babeyyyyy we love the muscles,,,,, the posture,,, the stride,,, we love it when u fuck up stealth and a torrential downpour of these motherfuckers come down to beat ur ass,,,,, 9/10 its raining men 😎

u know. u dont rlly like. get a good view of these guys when ur balls deep in a battle with them, but the more i get like closer looks at them the more i go ???? like idk. everything about them looks backwards and wrong. but as far as backwards and wrong goes its not a bad look and the boss theme is a banger so 4/10 maybe dont jump on my ass every time i step one foot onto the desert :/

i just. i dont dig it. idk why. aside from the fact they’re a monumental pain in my ass, and now everytime i hear a beep even slightly resembling a guardian i shit my pants, but. idk??? as far as robots go its not like. terrible. they’re like the milfs of robots. the milves, if u will. a rilf. except i wouldnt. so its more like riwlf. but even that leaves too much up to interpretation so im just gonna call em a cunt and go. 4/10 leg game strong

here we are,,, the big boys,,,, waterblight isnt too bad i will admit, but the spear hand is both annoying and mildly inconvenient. its got a rlly big chest but rlly thin arms?? also not sure how i feel abt the strap on beard but oh well its not like ganons got taste. 5/10 kind of average for a blight i think

a hefty motherfucker. a chunk of a lad. big large. the fact this is like one of the easiest blights makes it more forgiveable to me but like whatever its got going on with the 80s hair needs 2 be sorted out. i like its moves but it doesnt hang upside down like waterblight :((( 5/10 calm down kate bush

ok who doesnt like gun arms. and a gun back. this things like fuckin megatron. the whole face plate thing doesnt look bad either. honestly its kind of a look? but its dickheadery in aoc makes me wanna set shit on fire so :// 6/10 hot but will not leave u alone 😔

ok this one is by FAR the sexiest of all the blights. i just cant explain it. i like guys with bad posture. i had an easy time beating it but apparently its given other people a lot of grief and that makes it 10x more sexy to me lmaooo. also it can clone itself which is like. thats a win. 8/10 ganon spilt all the sexy juice into this one

ok i didnt realise how many arms this motherfucker has and the whole hairline behind the ears thing is not a great look. especially w the beard. in fact the longer i look at it the less sexy it becomes tbh. 3/10 they tried to make arachnophobia sexy and it didnt work

10/10 i will be taking questions in my inbox but i wont be taking constructive criticism and you cant make me 

#botw #breath of the wild #aoc #age of calamity #calamity ganon #ganon #loz #legend of zelda #hyrule warriors age of calamity #hyrule warriors aoc #windblight #thunderblight #waterblight #fireblight #yiga #i ran out of ppl to rank and then i went wait-- #;)

[elindae-writes]

Some in Megatrons chat (starscream probably) calls Megatron a Karen

Megatron spends the next hour trying to figure out what the fuck a Karen is

"--can you believe the sheer audacity of that young man? kids these days are so spoiled." Megatron sighs. "they're rotten, rotten to the core. i cannot believe that that pesky millennial did not let a big beautiful woman like me go ahead in line so that i could purchase more beanie babies."

Dreadwing steps into cameraview of the stream. He turns around and leaves.

Megatron fires his fusion cannon into the air. "but unbeknownst to the customers of claire's it was not in fact Megan Ron there with them, no, it was their warlord in a wig! hah. humans are so stupid."

The chat whizzes by. Megatron narrows his gaze upon a single chat message in particular.

L0RD_SƐƐKƐR: u r such a karen

Megatron rubs his chin. "a kahr-ren? ah! this must be a compliment. i wonder what it means..."

1 hour later

The chat is going feral.

Megatron leans in and reads the chat. "chat. you have been explaining this to me for an hour. i still do not understand. 'she asks to see the manager'? how is that bad? customer is king. warlord is king. i am king."

Megatron clonks his keyboard around and types "karen" into Google. Images of blonde women with bobcuts flood the screen.

He shakes his helm. "i am more fashionable than these women. perhaps watching a few yootub videos will help me understand this foreign but welcome compliment." He opens up a video.

It begins. He sees a woman shuffling around and patting a red car with a long metal pipe.

Megatron nods sagely. "she is clearly being a good citizen and checking to see if that car will pretend to be her brother and betray her later."

The cameraman approaches the "good citizen" and a male voice blasts out of the computer. "whaddye doing? you been tappin' my student's car three times by now."

The woman moves in. "are you quite leeeegal?"

Megatron gasps. He slaps his talon to his chest. "there she goes! enforcing the law. it is what i would do."

The Karen narrows her eyes at the cameraman. "are you legal to park over somebody's drive?"

"ayy don't get too close, please," the cameraman says.

Megatron gasps even louder this time. "confront that orion! go on, lady, go!"

"i know what you areee," the woman hisses.

Megatron clutches the computer screen with two shaky talons. "that traitorous cameraman! he is conspiring with that car to betray you! defend yourself, karen!"

The Karen runs after the cameraman. "you back off! you're a bully! you're a thief! you like stealing from your workplace! you're a criminal!"

Megatron slams his fist on the desk and sends the video to Optimus. "this is the wrath you can expect to receive from me should you ever dare betray me again, optimus! you stole the matrix! you're a bully, you're a thief, you like stealing from your workplace! you're a criminal!"

#mcprime universe #megatron #megakaren

[bitterstressed-almond]

Not so Alone Anymore

Summary: When Team Prime met you, hope started to rise.

I am ecstatic and combusting on the spot.

Just as you thought this day couldn't get more eventful, Primus had one more gift to bestow on you. More like swooped in and saved your aft when you were being chased by Vehicons at 11:30 pm.

You had been taking a late night stroll to cool off some steam after bickering with a couple of friends you had. Big friends. And being the in-the-moment type girl you are, you didn't care about whatever risks you were taking when stomping out of the base and into the night, whether it be drunk men looking for a fun time, or 'cons looking for a bad time.

There's only so much that could happen at 11:26 pm in Jasper on a school night. (w r o n g)

Of course thinking that would obviously come bite you in the ass, as it turns out Decepticons have nothing better to do on a school night. And you just so happen to have that kind of luck to be at an apparent energon field.

Yeah. Good luck with that one.

You were, luckily, saved by an autbot ( not one on your team, of course), and the next thing you know you're being hightailed to someplace else.

This lead you to where you are now, sat on a giant medical table that would be able to fit Alpha Trion himself, looking dazed as you try to recollect on what the scrap just happened. A medical officer was scanning you, grumbling under his breath on how " they keep slagging multiplying".

" I apologize for dragging you into this situation, and you must have a lot of questions." You jumped when the bot who saved you started speaking, a solemn look on his face. You didn't really know what to say, so you took this moment to glance around, noticing more autobots than when you first entered. You counted eight bots total.

The medic looked at his scanners and glanced at the larger bot. " She's fine; most likely just in shock." The latter nodded, before looking at you.

" My name is Optimus-"

That name. You recognized that name. Yes, you would recognize that name from the stories your friends shared.

" Prime."

Optimus stopped when you finished his name off. He blinked in surprise. " You know of me?" You pursed your lips before nodding. " You're Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. Your enemy is Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. You fight for peace and justice, while Megatron fights for the opposite."

The Prime didn't know how to respond, and neither did the rest of his team. They could only stare in disbelief as they watch your form slowly rise to a stand. " H-How do you know about us?" The green one stepped up, and you looked up from dusting yourself off.

" Oh, that's easy; there's another autobot team here." Exclamations could be shouted all around, however you weren't fazed with their reactions. It was only expected, with such a small team.

" By the Allspark!"

" Another team?!"

" How many?"

" Who are they?"

You were relieved when the sudden bombarding of questions ceased when Optimus put a hand up to signal their silence. He then turned back to you, and you could see the hopeful glint in his optics. " If you don't mind, we would like to know more about this other team." You glanced at your watch. 12:47.

Frag it. It's not like I'll be in anymore trouble than I already am.

" Sure." You told them a lot about your team. You were tired by the end of your explanation, though you did enjoy the hopeful faces that lit up when you started listing off names. You glanced at your watch again when everything was over. 1:37.

" Well, as much as I want to talk about this some more with you guys, I think I better get home before my friends start hunting me down, if they haven't already." You mumbled the last part, but you knew they would hear it anyways. Optimus offered a hand to you, and you hopped on. " Allow to offer you a ride home." You smiled a bit as you were set down. Maybe it's a good thing you had that argument.

You didn't get home until 2 in the morning, and didn't sleep until 3:30 from how many lectures you had gotten from your team. By the end of the week, bots were being reunited as teams conjoined together. In total, there were 26 Autobots standing proudly alongside their leader.

Didn't stop you from getting grounded for the late night stroll through.

#AHHH #drabble #tfp #platonic

[factual-fantasy]

Answering asks :} Important and funny TF OC stuff at the end!

Most of the characters in the “Sits with me” category wouldn’t really know what to say so they’d just sit with me to keep me company.

I’m assuming you mean will I go to see a therapist?

If after landing a job this gets worse, I plan to see one.

(Asker is referencing this post)

Thank you! That was my intention. And you’re welcome!! ♡♡♡

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I WILL DO MY BEST TO HAVE A GOOD DAY!!

Reading this instantly made me imagine Escort carrying the sad soggy mess that is me in an oversized cereal bowl because I’m too sticky to be touched. XD

You what just grinds my gears? You know what frustrates me to no end? 

....Something I cant say because it would reveal things that are too personal to share. 😐

Thank you!!! That’s so sweet!! 🍫💕

That would work if my head was the consistency of water, its actually the consistency of like.. really drippy honey.

Also I think I have too many bad thoughts to be absorbed into just one sponge anyway.

NO, YOU’RE AN AMAZING PERSON!!

Thank you, I’m just trying to stay positive and keep my hopes for the future up. There’s a lot of things coming up in life to look forward to, and I just have to keep moving. Thank you, and to all of my followers for your continued support. I love you guys all so much.💕

I LOVE YOU TOO!!! 🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

What’s is like having so many Autobots on Earth now?

Its so reliving. 

I cant even begin to describe how Ratchet felt when he heard that four of the new members were medics. The sheer weight that was lifted off of that poor bots shoulders when he realized that his team now has a solid force of medics was so reliving.

He probably conked out for a like.. 3 day long nap after realizing that his team would be just fine without him around for a little bit.

Bulkhead brightened up seeing more old friends, and Wheeljack was heavily encouraged to stay on Earth with his old friends and a General he actually liked.

Having three Engineers around really helped out with fixing up the base, making weapons and repairing anything technological on the bots bodies.

They also felt so much more powerful. Megatron struggles to an embarrassing degree when it comes to killing Autobots. He has an entire army! And there’s 5 Autobots. ONE OF WHICH, forgive me, is friggin TINY, AND ANOTHER, is an old Medic that doesn’t have a gun of any kind, and is rusty because he hasn’t fought in ages!! Like?? HOW CAN YOU NOT EXTINGUISH 5 BOTS?? Okay, fair enough you’ve managed to kill one so far, BUT IT WASN’T EVEN YOU! It was that string bean Starscream that did it!! Megs, WHAT is your ISSUE?? So just imagine his surprise and horror when its discovered that 19 NEW AUTOBOTS ARE ON EARTH, AND MANY OF THEM ARE OUT FOR DECPETICON BLOOD!!

NOW, he’s up against, O P T I M U S friggin P R I M E, Five medics, two generals, f o u r  w r e c k e r s, six scouts, a demolition, a pilot, three soldiers and WHO KNOWS how many ships that have cannons and guns attached!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW MEGATRON??

Anyway, to sum it up. Its wonderful. The team is so much stronger, and the main five feel so relieved and so much more secure on Earth.

#my response #transformers prime #transformer ocs #transformers