#only the real get the caption

[flapdoodlez]

Yo! merry christmas.

#only the real get the caption #tf2 #smissmas #heavy #medic #demoman #soldier #pyro #engineer #spy #miss pauling #zhanna

[lucabyte]

Comfortable in New Skin

#wanted to give loop some like... vague clothes. since while they dont Need to be covered... accessorising is a human right #and boy do they need some of those. one can assume the only place theyd be getting clothes is isa though. so. ponder it #in stars and time #isat fanart #isat spoilers #isat loop #loop isat #isat #lucabyteart #SPOILERS TAG BECAUSE UM. CAPTION IS UNNEGOTIABLE. SOZ #anyway i do have Even More doodles on the way. primarily about loop. predictable. a lot of thoughts on the body horror of it all. #if you were to ask me. i think loops quote unquote skin is uncannily loose when pushed or pulled in any way #almost as if it were clothes covering the skin rather than skin itself. probably feels fuzzy and vague too. as for their head? #non-solid but in the way where theres a force pushing outwards. radiating you could say. yknow. vague. undefined. not quite real #but thats just my headcanon. tee hee

[grendelsmilf]

#lactose

#utena #nanami kiryuu #revolutionary girl utena #shoujo kakumei utena #rgu #sku #idk what else to tag #o.art #fanart #100 #only real orgoheads get that caption #it works on many levels (two) #please accept this offering of the best girl #i know i keep saying i'll draw other utena characters but i cant help it if she is everything (everywhere) (all at once) #little blonde bitch of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #<3 <3 <3

[tomwambsgans]

tomgreg is not "i could fix him" nor "i could make him worse" but "i could make him feel like a real person." from both ends.

#tomgreg #there is genuine incompleteness on either end without each other #i'm thinking nrpi and the mutual obsession and being (successfully) singularly inclined toward monetary success #EXCEPT in regards to each other #greg having only the most naive aspirations until he meets tom #tom having an essentially directionless desire to be a caretaker until he meets greg #i'm thinking of that one rebvilla tg art with the caption #'doderick fell from the fantasy doggy land and became a real boy in the arms of a guy named tom' #i'm thinking of how the last time greg smokes weed onscreen has him throw it away when tom shows up #how he first does coke. an upper. onscreen directly as tom shows up #tom wakes him up and guides him #greg gives him someone to guide #they're both sponges that soak each other up bc they were sorely missing something #the ethics of their behavior are besides the point #the point is that they cease to be performative about it. tom gets less conservative greg gets less liberal #bc both were masks that weren't necessarily real #'don't be an asshole greg you don't have PRINCIPLES' <- tom accurately calling greg out for being fake #i'm thinking we don't change minds. maybe we do change minds. #once again whether it's in the direction of being 'good' or 'bad' could not be FURTHER from the point #bc the human condition does not condern those things. LOVE does not concern those things. #they just push each other in the direction of being complete people. of being fucking real #mine

[lightishred]

from ANMA Live From RTX

#grimmons #rvb #red vs blue #grif #simmons #sorry for lying slightly but i only edited the captions so they actually say what they said #bc the real captions say like gave us grimin #what is grimin?????? #anyway are we getting grimmons this season or what #timestamp is 40:20 btw but they talk about rvb for a few mins beforehand

[amaraudermind]

I just know Duke loves celebrating the Ides of March

#the void screams #ides of march #duke thomas #i think he should send bruce ominous messages leading up to the day #nothing happens but bruce is looking over his shoulder for a prank the entire day #and SOMEONE left foam knives around in every single office in gotham but know one knows who. #the real scary one was the steak knife lex luthor found sitting innocently on his desk when he got to lexcorp that morning #none of the actual details get out but lex does spin the story to the press as 'receiving violent death threats' #tim is offended that he wasn't in on the celebrations of the ides of march. 'it's not my fault you didn't know we were celebrating' #'WHO'S WE' 'us.' 'AUGH' #(us is duke referring to tumblr as a whole but also to steph) #i maintain my headcanon that duke and steph are the only bats with tumblr #dick doesn't like social media but he has a facebook because a job had a work group once #jason uses instagram to take aesthetic pictures of his knives and give them captions from classic literature. usually with ominous vibes. #tim has twitter and reddit and loves egging on batman conspiracies. #cass doesn't use social media but she has a tumblr because steph has a tumblr. #damian has a tiktok that he uses just to look at videos of cats. #this is off topic but i digress #duke celebrating ides of march. you agree.

[humming-fly]

So it seems like tumblr has finally rolled out the new post editor for photosets, which does mean it is finally the end of the image captions

For those of you that are unaware, in photosets you have the option to add a ‘caption’ to the image, that shows up when it’s clicked (see below). I love putting little comments or jokes in many of my photosets, and was a big fan of this feature

Going forwards it looks like this has been replaced with an alt text option for each photo, which while less sightly is probably about as equivalent as it’s going to get

All this to say I reached out to tumblr support and it does seem like the caption feature is pretty much done, and will probably be phased out on older posts soon. That means that the next few days I’ll be going through all my old art posts to save those captions for my own records, but I wanted to post this publicly in case other people were a fan of this feature/wanted to archive their own commentary, and to tell everyone that likes my stuff about all the silly little comments currently on all my old art if you’d like to check them out before they’re removed! 

#Not every image has one but odds are 9/10 of my shitpost images have a double bonus dumb comment attached to ‘em #are the captions important to any gags? no. are they fun and silly? yes. #I will probably transition to putting my silly little comments in the alt text field #which i'm not a fan of since i don't relish confusing screen readers #but I do really like getting to add individual image commentary and would like to continue doing that #humming-rambles #fyi #there is a real chance i am the only user on this site that used this feature tbh hahaha #but i liked it :)

[laufire]

it's the affection he says this with adsñlfkajdsf. "you threatened to smother his children" you mean your father's children? you and your sisters? okay.

#and yeah livia IS the real ganster. she's already conspiring against tony. now that she's found out he's in therapy it only gets worse! lol #talking to the void #the sopranos #the sopranos 1x07 #tony soprano #livia soprano #favourites: mamma who bore me #favourites: fucked up families #id in alt text #captioned

[rox-of-iu]

me + mayhem going on a stupid silly hike for my stupid silly mental health

touched grass and i am normal again (lying)

#i will get back to drawing soon let me just sleep for a few years shdjhkfds #anyway photo credit to mayhem again i cant take pictures to save my life lol #btw the caption is obvs reference to that one hike video tiktok i think so credit to that also its not my joke #anywqay it was nice did help me a little bit #been feeling a bit down due to some personal problems ykno #and also due to not being accepted into a med uni I rly wanted to (but didn't put enough effort I'll confess) and that almost no one getsin #but i was only missing one point o(-( i was the first in line outside the capacity limit hasjkdhsahd #even tho my brain is rly small for it lets be real hfjsdfhksd but like hhsdjhshdjkhd those biches at physiotherapy baited me hdsjd #mqf i have failed you lol #also i have accidentaly gotten back into one piece as I do for like two weeks periodically every few months or so dhjsdhk #so im revisiting my olde blorbo trafalgar which is just reminding me of a fact that this was one of the fuckers my itty bitty young self - #- wanted to pursue medicine beacause of lmaoooo #bad timing one piece fixation!! bad bad!! sdhhdjshdjakshd #whatevrrr whatevr whatevr io dotn care! enough of that hahhskj #but hey as some of u may remeber im czech so haa whats up with the mountains right since we are very cute and 'down to earth' state hahaha #its cuz its actually from austria :)) #we went hiking there since theyre co by kamenem dohodil as they say #fuck english has the exactly same saying im moron that ruins my whole thing hjdsk 'a stone's throw away' whatever ignore that ig hahhah #so yeah very beautiful very powerful go touch some grass lads #also they are not stones throw away i was lying but close enough- #also random czechs stop jumpscaring me in other countries challenge why was there so many of us horrible horrible horrible

[lilivampire]

back up terry. put it in reverse terry🦼

#LMFAO ONLY REAL ONES GET THE CAPTION #his hair in the middle icon🤰🏻 #terry #taehyun #tyun #txt #txt moa #tomorrow x together #taehyun lq #taehyun lq icons #taehyun icons #taehyun txt #taehyun users #taehyun packs #taehyun aesthetic #txt lq icons #txt icons #txt lq #txt users #txt packs #txt aesthetic #txt layouts #taehyun layouts

[evilmagician430]

hey guys i found this weird discontinued doll line from 2014, seems like the gimmick is each doll comes with a pet, except the pet is just an entire dude? so theyre mostly sold in two-packs, technically. i cant find much information on these except a weird tie-in comic on neocities, but i cant tell if its official or fan-made. can anyone let me know if they find more pictures of these? thx

#hey i combined 2 things im hyperfixated on again but this time the two things were ranfren and fashion dolls just like in general. #i currently do not really have proper supplies to make good doll customs of them #so for now the sanest course of action was to literally draw them as little dolls in their boxes for sale #i bet these bitches only got 5 pts of articulation /j #randal would have kanekalon hair. sebastian has polypropylene. i drew it like rooted hair but lets be real luther has molded on plastic hair #luther gets 2 releases because his hair color is inconsistent and he wears different color shirts sometimes #i think im going to draw a third release of him with nana. #a playset of the house would be fun but i am NOT drawing that.... #the only ones i would want out of the ones ive drawn so far would be the randal and sebastian pack tbh. #not that i dont like luther and his catmen but their fashion isnt as interesting. which is why it was easier 2 draw #i had fun with the accessories though. i also like how i put a coffin shape behind randal and didnt do that for all the other boxes cause #it was too hard #anyways i wanna make more of these when i have the time... i wanna draw nurse randal and i want a release of satoru with camio(?spelling) #unreality #<== jic. mostly cause of my fun little caption #images that are horrid to see and look at #mspaint #dollblr #fashion dolls #ranfren #randal's friends #randal ivory #randal von ivory #sebastian de tomato smith chicken legs #luther ivory #luther von ivory #nyen catman #nyon catman

[vimbry]

another influx of users from other sites another round of "use tumblr only the same way I personally do" info posts

#like all you really should be doing is 1. making yourself not look like a bot account #2. getting into the habit of keeping your aside thoughts in the tags #and putting only things you want to contribute to the disucussion of a post with in its caption #that 2nd one's the only real etiquette tip here

[biioniic-biiohazard]

NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER!!

#im losing my mind i spent like 500 years thinking of a caption for this #only to pick a nintendo ad sampled in a knife party song #so awesome and epic actually though #okay real tags now #edd eddsworld #eddsworld fanart #eddsworld art #eddsworld #ew edd #ew fanart #eddsworld edd #scribs #really though im super proud of this #haha. super. get it

[myriadsystem]

.

#i cant do it i cant any more im worn out!! and i know i have no right to be! #ive been worn out for a long time. i know everyone has. i know i cant take a break from the internet because Palestine still needs coverage #and now with the *drama* happening on tumblr. i dont want to tag it i dont want o be delet but you know the one #feels fucked to even have to call it drama but im one blog. im one little blog and im gonna be devastated if i get got for speaking out #ive had one blog removed by an authority figure it was soul crushing and i only had that one for like 3 years #this is over a decade of my life. if its gone my soul goes with it so i cant risk speakin out in any way that matters or is too conspicuous #but its all just too much. i need to go grocery shopping and it feels hard and bad. i try to come to my one safe place on the internet #to give me courage but its just post after post about more bad news. i saw a photo of a group of soldiers smiling and laughing #about murdering diabled people and taking their walking aides. i know the captions were people saying how horrible those soldiers were #and the active participation in ending diabled lives those soldiers had to take those photos and im just. why was it posted at all #we know the worlds bad. we know. why are you giving these people more publicity. i dont want to see that sickening smile #i just cant any more. i cant deal with anything its all too much its too much on a personal note and its too much internet wide #but i cant complain about it because im not the one being actievly genocided or harrased and i also cant leave because the people who are #need as much support as they can get and i want to support. i want to help #idk idk im crying im stuck i just wanna be able to get groceries but everything real life and internet is too fucking much

[icharchivist]

must be the masochistic bone in me that i think about the Merlin’s ending and i think “wow i need to rewatch Merlin”, why do i like to suffer like that.

#i have the 4 first seasons on DVDs so at least it's accessible #i should buy season 5 one day but it's sad #bc the coffer i have for the four first season is sooo pretty it'll stand out #.... though ineed to test if my DVD player is still eating up my DVDs first :( #and my real problem is that i hate that the only subs are in French #at least i can listen to the Eng Dub but man #the translation is so off that it bothers me to read with French subs #i'm so upset DVDs don't let me just use Eng close caption like come on. #when i started my Eng Uni our teachers were recommending us to just watch shows with close captions when we could #to get used to the sound and words and everything #it's such a free way to learn a language #and half of French's DVDs will not bother #they're just like 'be grateful we even included the english audio.' #disgusting behavior truly. smh. #ichatalks

[retired-ceo]

just realized i should do a books i read in 2022 list... so here

#once i figure out how to add captions i will #just realized i only read 2 gay books #well giovanni's room the characters could be bi #and two lesbian books #and a fuckton of straight ones #ughh #i need to start getting more representation into my books 4 real #need some trans books #maybe i rlly should return to my highschool youth phase #of devouring every lgbt book in sight #it's not like i liked most of the straight books i read #tho tbh Crescent City was like... #a challenge? #to see if i could get through a S*rah J M**s book #i rlly want to reread tipping the velvet so bad #and i want to reread seraphina #just more fantasy books really? #and more detective novels? #maybe some bad YA as a treat #anyway i will add captions with my ratings and reviews later