Homelander right? But Homelander with a s/o who takes prescription meds. 🤤
first was like “that’s bullshit. you don’t need them.”
hid them from you to see wtf you meant by ‘needing’ them.
Slightly regrets it, but accepts it.
With anybody else it’s a weakness. You though? Never.
Your getting your meds refilled the second you run out.
(He’s probably got a stash of them hidden away for good measure.)
(Also carries around a dosage, or has one near by.)
Med checks are done when needed. You’ve gotta be in top top shape.
“Okay J, count ‘em with me. This one is…”
Knows them all, and what you take them for.
If you struggle with remembering them, he has somebody get him placebos, or vitamins ( not that he needs them) so he can take them with you.
Has the time set on everything for when you need to take them.
Birth control? Yeah, you can kiss that goodbye.
(FLUSHED AWAYYYYY~)
Unless you take them to lessen the side effects of your period…yeah, you chewed him out when you realized what he did.
Still tho. He only felt a smidge bad. This man has a breeding kink and will insist you get of the hormone control.
Fights against pharmaceutical companies who scam you. (Your ADHD meds that have been backlogged? They’re sitting on the counter for you. Oh, and the company is now owned by Vought… under Homelanders explicit supervision.)
Him forcing them into your mouth by kissing you. 🤤 (someone sedate me)
Anyways. TAKE YOUR MEDS BABES! ❤️
74 notes
·
View notes
the collection makes me insane. the way robert picardo's character (rightly) despised everything his father stood for and believed in and devoted his entire life to destroying symbols of that ideology. the way that perfectly mirrors raylan (instead of becoming an art collector and destroying hitler paintings he became a marshal and puts away/kills men who live/behave/have the same beliefs as his father). the way raylan recognizes they are similar on some level, recognizes that that man's life is "crippled" (direct quote) by his need to destroy his father and doesn't want that to be him (anymore). the way this revelation doesn't change anything.
28 notes
·
View notes
Not going to horny jail at this point I’m going to a maximum security horny prison
5 notes
·
View notes
cant tell you how bad it feels to constantly tell other artists to come to tumblr, because its the last good website that isn't fucked up by spoonfeeding algorithms and AI bullshit and isn't based around meaningless likes
just to watch that all fall apart in the last year or so and especially the last two weeks
there's nowhere good to go anymore for artists.
edit - a lot of people are saying the tags are important so actually, you'll look at my tags.
#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that #if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking #use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark #it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled #please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art #if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage #improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making #years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite
23K notes
·
View notes
You guys are commenting on the fics you read right? You’re at least leaving kudos on the Astarion smut and the pairs that have less than 20 fics for them too? You’re bookmarking stories you really like that are still being updated and ones that haven’t been touched in over a year right?
You know that even the smallest interactions are like cocaine to fic writers right? You understand how important a string of emoji hearts left behind on chapter at three am is right?? Right????
You’re treating AO3 like a community and not a content factory….right?
16K notes
·
View notes
I s2g when I’m on my period I feel like I need to be spayed AND neutered
0 notes
i feel like we dont talk enough about how distressing and disturbing memory loss issues are. forgetting what you were talking about halfway through a sentence, putting something down and instantly forgetting where you put it. having to reread one paragraph over and over again because by the time youve moved onto the next sentence you dont remember what the one before it said. always doubting if your memories of things are real, not being able to remember important life events.
its so incredibly scary, it feels like your mind is constantly playing tricks on you and you start to doubt whats real and what isnt.
“i forgot” is treated like a lazy excuse when it’s genuinely such a big issue for so many people.
37K notes
·
View notes