#pakkun is a dad who is also a dog

[lemony-snickers]

i remember kakashi being a jerk growing up and y/n was probably one too so their kids inherit all of their bad traits. kinda like a you reap what u sow scenario and pakun is sooo tired

hey there friend, thanks for this request.  i hope you enjoy this short fic.  <3

Title:  What You Sow (AO3 Link Here) Summary:  You and Kakashi have two children... and in some ways, they’re more like their parents than you’d hoped. Word Count:  505 Summary:  fem!reader, family feels, children, parenthood, dad!kashi .

”These pups will be the death of me,” Pakkun grumbled, one eye lazily open as he watched the two young menaces race through the yard, chasing one another with sticks and rubber shuriken.

“They can’t be all bad,” you said, watching them carefully and redirecting their energy when necessary to avoid any injuries.

Sakura would not be pleased if you had to bring one or both of them to the hospital for healing again so soon after she set a fractured wrist only last week.

The pug just huffed. “I thought Kakashi was terrible when he was young, but these two are far worse.”

You turned to give Pakkun an affectionate scratch behind the ears. “I suppose that’s my fault,” you said, grinning when he opened both eyes to look at you inquisitively, “I was quite the terror myself when I was young.”

It was something you and Kakashi had talked about before; that your young children were certainly a comeuppance of sorts for all the hell you each wreaked when you were their age.  You grimaced as you recalled all the trouble you got yourself into and how many bones you broke recklessly climbing trees or picking fights with your classmates.

When your youngest turned two, nearly tripling the noise and ruckus in your household overnight, you had almost immediately gone to your parents’ to apologize for being an absolute nightmare child.  Kakashi had summoned Pakkun and made him a special meal, spent hours scratching his belly afterward.

“What’s this for?” Pakkun asked, always skeptical.

“No reason,” Kakashi insisted at the time.

But now Pakkun huffed, apparently realizing the apology treat for what it was.  You reached out and scratched him behind his ears affectionately, noting with a sigh that the fur around his muzzle was distinctly more grey than when you’d met him.

Pakkun was growing old and sometimes you wondered how much time he had left, how long before Kakashi would have to say goodbye to yet another important parental figure.   At least this time he would have you and your children to support him; to love him in Pakkun's eventual absence.

“Thank you,” Pakkun said, settling back down and closing his eyes as your children spun around together and then fell the ground, giggling.

“What for?  Birthing demons?”

But Pakkun ignored your joke and continued seriously, “For giving him a family.  It’s something I think he’s always needed.”

"You're his family too, you know."

Pakkun made a grumbling sound, something you knew he did when he was trying not to let his emotions get the better of him.

And even though only a few short minutes later, you had to scramble across the yard to break up a fight over a plastic kunai, your heart swelled.  Because even if your children often tested your patience and wrought chaos everywhere they went, you knew you wouldn't have it any other way.

Pakkun huffed irritably as you sat beside him, practice kunai safely in hand, but you knew he felt the same.

#lemony scribbles #kakashi hatake #kakashi x you #kakashi x reader #fem!reader #pakkun #dad!kashi #kakashi fluff #domestic fluff #pakkun is a dad who is also a dog #pakkun is a very good boy

[chinesefirethorn]

THE KAGES AND THEIR GREEN BEASTS

But a modern day AU take with the whole family and the ninken! Ningame is chilling at home, thank you very much. :) This thing took much longer to sketch and color than I anticipated. Hahhhh hahahaha.

Headcanons and easter eggs after the cut

RasaDai: Is it crack? Yes. Is it impossible? Yes, yes, they’re both dead. Do I still ship them? HELL YES. My old old man yaoi (crack) rarepair. Rasa inherits the nearly bankrupt firm from his deceased bastard of a father, and had to devote his whole life to work. He loses Karura after she gives birth to Gaara, and now he’s a single dad whose grown up kids hate his guts. Can this old man still find love with an older DILF? Except he’s definitely not going to wear that green tracksuit. (also that’s Suna designer wear on Rasa and Pakkun’s carrier)

KakaGai: These boys. These men. Husbands, rivals, friends, eternal loves. Kakashi with his jorts and baby pink crocs 😂 (thanks @urieskooki for the color pick) with ANBU gibbets. Gai with Daytime Tiger-inspired shoes! I love having Bisuke perching on Gai and adopting his sparkles ✨. Kakashi giving Gai the ‘I’m pinning you down later’ look. Also, if you really want to know what Kakashi’s reading, check the tags. ;)

GaaLee: My loves, my babies 🥰 Okay I gave Gaara his Shippuden pants bands and his shoes are gourd inspired. He’s excited to finally get to hold a puppy and promptly carries the meanest-looking one (Urushi, surprised, gives a tentative tail wag). In the meantime, Lee has their snacks and drinks ready ❤️ The man is smitten with Gaara. He is composing love songs for him as we speak. He’s also rocking dragon-print kicks (I used my own dragon design from the CNY card).

The Ninken: Ok some headcanons. All the dogs were adopted by Kakashi, except for Pakkun who was his dad’s pet before he died. Pakkun prefers to ride in his carrier than to walk in his older years. Akino, being partially blind, sticks close to his emotional support dog (Pakkun). Shiba is giving puppy eyes to Rasa in case he can get pets. Guruko being a naughty baby running between people’s legs. Bull is just chilling with his new collar—Kakashi replaced the spikes with pompoms for comfort. Uhei likes Lee best and stays close to him.

This image wouldn’t have been completed without encouragement and feedback from @egregiousderp @bayheart @urieskooki Glugchat and the good people who enable me at the KakaGai discord. Mwah love you all.

#rasadai #rasa has daddy issues #sabaku no rasa #maito dai #maito gai #kakashi hatake #kakagai #gaalee #gaara #rock lee #kakashi’s book reads I fuck my husband every night: a novel #crackship gone real #my nart ships

[dilly-oh]

Lost and Found Family

“Come on, Pakkun, just shit already,” Kakashi sighs, tugging impatiently at his dog’s leash. The ornery pug gives him an annoyed glance, then keeps sniffing the same bush he’s been investigating for the past fifteen minutes. “Oh my GOD. I should have left you at the pound.”

Pakkun continues to ignore him, instead deciding that the bush doesn’t meet his standards and moving on to sniff at another, nearly identical bush. Kakashi wants to scream.

He’s still in his ratty pajamas, for God’s sake, with a vicious case of bed-head, not to mention it’s past noon, and passersby are giving him strange looks. One even tries to hand him a dollar, but Kakashi shoos them away irritably.

“Okay, enough. Here.” He rifles around in his pants pocket. “Do your business, and you get a treat, okay?” He pulls out a doggie bone and waves it enticingly. “Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?” Pakkun just gives him a flat stare. “…Yeah I know it’s not you but take it anyway.” He throws it on the ground. The pug doesn’t even twitch. “Oh, come on. It’s not that stale.” Pakkun snorts. “Whatever. I’m sure some wild animal will come along and eat-”

And then a kid scurries over, picks up the treat, and starts gnawing on it.

“Um,” Kakashi says.

The kid looks up at him with wide, shockingly blue eyes, his hair a tangled blonde mess. He looks like a scruffy dandelion, complete with grass-stained elbows and knees. Kakashi blinks.

“…What’re you doing?”

“Looking for my dad,” the kid answers around a mouthful of stale dog treat. “You seen him, gramps?” Kakashi nearly chokes.

“Gramps?!”

“I’ll take that as a no.” The kid swallows and grimaces. “Ugh, this cookie tastes like ass. Also, I might be lost.”

Kakashi starts looking around for a policeman.

The kid suddenly scrambles up a nearby tree like a rabid squirrel and teeters out on an upper branch, shading his eyes with one hand as he searches the horizon.

“Christ, kid, you should be on a leash,” Kakashi says. The boy looks down at him.

“I was, I chewed through it.”

Kakashi starts looking for that cop again.

“Oh my God, chill. I’m joking. I did lose my dad, though.” The kid squints in frustration, still searching. “Damn, I still don’t see him. Where did he GO?” He glances down at Kakashi. “I’d ask you to look, but I don’t trust your eyesight, old man.”

“I am THIRTY-”

“So you’ll help me?”

“I did NOT agree- look, just get down from there before you- AWK!” Kakashi cuts off in a squawk as the kid pounces on him, nearly tackling him to the ground. “Good lord, you almost threw out my back-”

“Okay, boomer,” the kid says. Kakashi nearly walks away.

“Do NOT make me regret this.” He threatens, glaring at him. “On second thought, I already do, but nevermind that. What does your dad call you?”

“Well, let’s see.” The kid thinks for a minute. “There’s ‘buster’, ‘lazy-butt’, ‘Mr. Stinky McPoo-Pants-”

“I mean your name!”

“Oh. It’s Naruto.”

“…He named you after RAMEN?” Kakashi is completely appalled. He’s considering contacting child protective services.

“Yeah, but it’s cool, I love ramen.” Naruto catches sight of Pakkun and gasps with delight. “And doggies. Hey, buddy!” He actually gets down on hands and knees to greet the pug face-to-face. Pakkun is rather cordial and simply grunts in annoyance at the intrusion of his personal space.

“Why don’t you sniff his butt while you’re down there,” Kakashi grumbles.

“Are you gonna help me find my dad or what?” Naruto asks, getting back to his feet.

“That depends.” Kakashi quirks an eyebrow. “…He cute?”

“Okay, ew, nevermind-”

“I was joking, kid, get back here.” Kakashi sighs in defeat and pulls out his phone. “What’s his number?”

“I dunno.”

“How can you not- have you never called him before?”

“Course I have. Usually like this.” The kid takes a deep breath. “DAAAAAAAAAAD-”

“OKAY STOP. I meant with a phone.” Naruto just gives him a blank look. “…You don’t have a phone? How about a pager? Tracking chip? Anything??” Still the blank stare. Kakashi tries a different approach. “What’s your dad look like?” The kid shrugs.

“Like a dad.”

“No, that’s not- describe him.”

“Well, he’s pretty bossy. He’s always telling me to clean my room and eat my vegetables when I’d rather just eat ramen, and he doesn’t let me play Fortnite-”

“That is not what-” Kakashi has to count to ten. “What color is his hair?”

“Oh.” Naruto blinks. “Boring.”

“Boring is not a color. How about his height and weight?”

“I dunno. Boring, again.”

“And his face? For the love of God do not say boring-”

“It’s normal. Average. Standard.”

“…That’s my bad, I walked right into that one,” Kakashi says, deadpan. “Okay, so we’re looking for any adult man within a radius of five miles. He got a name?”

“Bofa,” Naruto answers.

“…Bofa?”

“Bofa DEEZ NUTS-”

Kakashi starts to walk away.

“No wait please I’m sorry-”

Against his better judgement, Kakashi stops and slowly turns around. “This is your last chance before I take you to the pound,” he warns. Pakkun barks, offended. “You too, pal.” He looks at Naruto. “Where’s the last place you saw him?”

“Umm…this way!” Naruto grabs him by the arm and drags him along. Kakashi makes a mental note to Purell vigorously once this is over, as he is unable to distinguish whether the brown smears on the kid’s hands are dirt, chocolate, or something much more foul. Pakkun grumbles at the fast pace but is able to keep up. Kakashi’s glad he’s at least getting some exercise.

What follows next is a mad scramble through the streets, as Naruto is easily distracted by every sight, sound, and smell. Kakashi has to pull him out of a fountain twice, break up a fight between him and an unruly pigeon, and is forced to buy him a hotdog from a vendor after he complains of missing lunch. Then he demands Kakashi carry him on his shoulders for ‘optimal dad-spotting’, as he puts it. Kakashi almost agrees, then notices Naruto’s funny little dance and hustles him behind a tree before he has an accident.

All in all, it’s a very hectic hour. Kakashi is considering taking the harness off of Pakkun and putting it on the kid. Which is obviously what Naruto’s dad should have done, seeing as he is partly to blame for this whole mess. What kind of selfish, irresponsible parent loses their kid like this-

“Naruto?” a voice says behind them.

“DAD!!” Naruto shoots from Kakashi’s side, squealing in delight.

Kakashi opens his mouth and turns around, intent on giving the man a piece of his mind.

His jaw falls open the rest of the way and swings in the breeze.

Naruto’s a fucking LIAR. His dad is most definitely not boring.

He’s a complete babe.

His boring brown hair is a lovely, chocolatey brown that drapes over his shoulders, clinging enticingly to his jawline. His boring eyes are a deeper, richer shade of brown, framed by long, dark lashes. His boring body is a gorgeously toned physique, highlighted by a pair of tight jogging pants and thin t-shirt.

And his face, dear God, his face.

If Naruto is a dandelion, he’s the blazing sun. The warm smile on his face as he hugs his kid warms Kakashi from ten feet away. He wants to bask in it for hours, but the warmth quickly diminishes as Naruto’s dad grows serious.

“Where did you GO?” he demands, holding Naruto at arm’s length. A scar across his nose wrinkles with concern, which is fucking adorable. “I look away for one second and you’re gone! What happened?”

“There was an ice cream truck,” Naruto says weakly. Iruka just stares at him.

“…Did you at least catch it?”

“No.”

“Good, because you definitely don’t deserve ice-cream after running off like that.” He finally looks up and notices Kakashi. “Oh, hello.”

Kakashi shuts his jaw with an audible snap. “Hi.” It comes out more of a squeak than a sexy, manly purr, and he quickly clears his throat. “I’m Kakashi. Nice to meet you. Uhh…”

“Iruka,” the man helpfully supplies, holding out a strong, fine-boned hand. Kakashi has to suppress the urge to go down on one knee and kiss it. With tongue. “Thank you so much for bringing my son back to me.” His grin grows slightly wicked. “Although I’m not too sure I should be thanking you.”

“Not funny, dad,” Naruto huffs at him. “It was an accident, I swear. I won’t leave aga- oh my gosh is that a quarter over there-”

“NOPE.” Iruka grabs him by the scruff of the neck like a mama cat and reels him back in. “We are going straight home, buster, and you are getting locked in the basement- I mean your room.”

Kakashi chokes on a laugh, faltering a little. He’s desperate to say something else to keep this lovely man’s attention, anything-

“I hope his mother wasn’t too worried,” he blurts out, then immediately wants to sock himself in the face. Way to kill the mood, asshole.

“Oh, hell no, I’m gay as fuck,” Iruka states bluntly. “He’s adopted.”

“…I see,” Kakashi says calmly, while hearing an angel choir singing a chorus of ‘Hallelujah’ in the background.

“I have a wine aunt,” Naruto says.

“Naruto, do NOT call Anko that-”

“But she is!”

“Let me finish. To her FACE.”

Kakashi’s grinning like a fool, watching the banter between the two. It’s incredibly entertaining. They should have their own sitcom.

“And what happened to your clothes?” Iruka goes on in exasperation. “Did you roll around in the dog park or did you let a dog poop directly on you?”

“Hey, at least I’m not still in my pajamas!” Naruto gestures at Kakashi, who freezes.

Fuck. He’d forgotten about that. Immediately he’s self-conscious, painfully aware of his worn pajamas and messy hair. And here’s Iruka looking like a whole ass snack. FUCK.

“Uh, yeah, sorry, rough morning,” he says, chuckling awkwardly.

“Don’t worry about it, I’ve been there,” Iruka replies with ease. “One time I went to the store with puke on my shirt. Didn’t even care. I totally understand.”

Kakashi doesn’t think he could possibly be more attracted to the man.

“Oh my God, I love your pug,” Iruka says, and Goddamn if Kakashi doesn’t fall in love right then and there. “We should totally walk our dogs together.”

“You guys have a dog?” Kakashi asks in surprise. “Isn’t the kid enough?” Iruka laughs.

“His name is Kurama!” Naruto chimes in. “He’s a Shiba Inu.” He goes on in a whisper. “He’s such an asshole.”

“Naruto, language,” Iruka hisses.

“Pakkun is, too,” Kakashi says, nodding at the pug, who gives a surly growl at the sound of his name. “Oh, shut up. You know I love you.” Iruka laughs again.

“Well then, it’s a date,” he says with a wink, and Kakashi nearly cheers aloud. “It’ll be fun. Naruto can come with us.”

And just like that, the flirty atmosphere comes to a screeching halt.

Kakashi opens his mouth to object, and then stops. Because of course Naruto will come with them. He’s Iruka’s kid. It’s a package deal. If he’s truly interested in the man, he has to be willing to accept that.

Kakashi doesn’t know if he can.

He has almost no experience with children, seeing them as little more than puppies who can talk. They poop and pee everywhere, trash the place, eat all your food, and generally make a racket. They’re not even that cute-

“Thanks for helping me!” Naruto says, beaming up at him like a miniature sun, then throws his arms around his waist in a tight hug.

Kakashi is rendered speechless. He can’t remember the last time he’s been hugged. It’s…nice. He looks over at Iruka in bewilderment, and is stunned at the look of pure love on Iruka’s face, transforming it into something even more beautiful than before.

…Maybe this won’t be so bad.

“Later, gramps!”

And then Naruto whips around and runs back to his dad, elbowing Kakashi right in the dick.

…Still worth it.

-End-

(Written for @kakairu-rocks KakaIru Valentine's Week 2024, Day 1 prompts: Meet Cute and Found Family.)

#kakairu #umino iruka #hatake kakashi #naruto #fanfic #meet cute #found family #kakairu valentine's week 2024 #kakairu.rocks #modern au

[dark-elf-writes]

Kakashi does dog shows with Pakkun (the breadwinner of the entire household) and Guy does motivational speaking/group therapy with turtle racing on the side. The turtle’s name is Youth and she is a very spry young lady brining in all the money.

When career day comes around Naruto says Kakashi is retired but their dog has a job. Everyone laughs. Naruto can’t figure out why. Shikamaru is gearing up to make a room full of five year olds cry again.

Iruka who had Lee the year before sighs, grateful at least it’s a dog and not a turtle/tortoise this time that he has to translate into kid speak, and says that technically Kakashi’s job is a dog handler but he’s sure their dog does a very good job at racing.

Naruto again is confused. Ūhei is also retired and doesn’t race anymore. Pakkun is the one that makes all the money.

And that’s how the class ends up watching a video of a dog show with Naruto’s massive dad in a full suit with his hair actually combed prancing around with the tiniest and most pissed off looking pug they have ever seen.

#the elf talks #naruto #hot for teacher au #Iruka is too stunned to speak #kakashi in a suit with a cute if grumpy looking dog is a dangerous combo #Ūhei is the only other purebred and former racing dog that Kakashi bought out his contract becuase he was being mistreated #Iruka is fighting for his life with these kids of single father with weird ass jobs

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Still on Kali Uchis,, now i got Flight 22 on repeat.

Flight attendant gai, and traveling business man kakashi somehow keep ending up on the same flights,,,

Oh, i love business man Kakashi. He’s so stressed, over worked, tired and *squishes face*

Kakashi always gets first class seats because he prefers the space. He doesn’t necessarily want the extra perks and has been known to give his complementary eye mask and ear plugs to someone sitting in second class because he knows they could probably use them more (he has noise cancelling headphones so he can focus on his work)

He’s always polite, can sometimes be caught helping people put their bags up or take them down if the crew is busy, but also has a very ‘take no shit’ attitude.

Entitled people are not to mess with him, they will walk away crying and the planes crew will probably agree they deserved it (he has gone too far once in a while and it’s only when Gai starts getting close to him and calling him out on it that he begins to apologize)

Has taken flights with his father before and will refuse to sit beside him. Gai thinks it’s mean to do because Sakumo’s so cheerful, but then he realizes that Sakumo is a talker like him and Kakashi wouldn’t get anything done for work so he sort of understands.

Has also taken flights with other people from his office and the same rule applies to them except Yamato. Yamato can sit beside him.

Gai has been doing this job for years and is an expert in handling the worst of the worst. He is a man who the other flight attendants can call upon not to do more work, but to stand there and scare the passenger into cooperating. Which is hilarious given gai is all smiles 109% of the time, but he’s also tall and bulky. Everyone knows he can toss them over his shoulder and walk them off the plane and they’re not fighting that

Gai will always sneak his more hungry passengers an extra snack or drink l. He wants to make sure they’re enjoying themselves to the fullest and he always has movie suggestions

He’s also prepared to grab a blanket incase anyone falls asleep with theirs still laying on the ground. No one shall freeze in their sleep on his flight!

The first time Kakashi and Gai end up on the same flight together it’s a none issue. Kakashi may allow his eyes to linger a little longer as Gai walks past him, but it’s all respectful and he’s still focused on his work

The second time they end up on a flight together it’s similar except Gai makes a comment about ‘just seeing you’ and Kakashi rolls his eyes because that’s so cheesy and he loves it

The fifth time they end up on a flight together Gai sneaks Kakashi a little dog treat for the tiny service dog curled up on the floor by his seat. He never tries to pet the dog or offer it treats himself, but simply gives the treats to Kakashi and watches as he offers it to the cute little pug as soon as he thinks Gai is gone and no longer watching.

The seventh time they end up on a flight together is very quiet cuz Kakashi is seething after having an entitled dad try and get his kid to pet Pakkun the service dog. Kakashi snapped at the dude and ripped him a whole new one, so much so that when they passed him on the plane to their seat they muttered an insult at him to which he promptly responded ‘at least i know when not to pet a dog’

Kakashi has fallen asleep once on the flights (about the ninth flight together) and Gai was very confused to see Pakkun clawing at his pants for a second until he realized that Kakashi was having a nightmare and Pakkun was trying to wake him up. It took a but, but with one good whine Kakashi’s eyes flew open and he was sitting up straight panting. Gai’s not sure what kind of nightmare it was but he is concerned if it put Kakashi (who’s usually so calm and collected) into that state

They have seen each other in the airport as well, but usually the both of them are in such a rush that they don’t have time for more than a wave hello before rushing off (only to find out later they’re on the same flight again)

Gai once went to the bookstore to kill some time for a flight, and he’s still not sure why but he left with a romance novel that he took one look at and thought if Kakashi. When they ended up on the same flight again he offered the novel to Kakashi (who he’d never seen read anything but reports at that point so he’s very confused about why this book screamed ‘kakashi to him’ ) and watches s Kakashi’s visible eye lights up with excitement.

The rest of that flight Kakashi is engrossed in the book and gets zero work done. It’s the most relaxed Gai has ever seen him.

Kakashi says thank you by getting a cute little turtle statue from the place he’s visiting and giving it to Gai as he gets on the plane back home. He doesn’t even stop (doesn’t want to hold up the line) just plops the gift into Gai’s hand, smiles, and moves on

Gai’s pretty sure that’s the prettiest smile he has ever seen and he loves the little trinket. It goes up on his shelf if trinkets that he has collected during his journeys

#Kakagai

[pattie1k]

If Kakashi’d became a dad

So, I thought of this headcanon where Kakashi becomes a dad and I think this is the most adorable thing ever, so I hope you’ll enjoy it too.

For some reason I can only imagine him being a single dad, so maybe on some missiom he would hook up with some prostitute, and after 9 months she would found him and give him the baby and be like you have to raise her yourself.

So at first Kakashi would be absolutely freaked out, becouse he doesn’t know the first thing about babies and he just doesn’t think he’s father material. But after a while he would have to lull her, and he would notice that she has silver hair and black eyes just like him and he’d realise he finnaly have a family again. And just like that he’d love her right away.

He would be the most overprotective and spoiling dad in the world

He’d buy her every toy and snack she wants because he just wouldn’t be able to say no to her

He’d give her some beautiful name like Hikari (light)

He’d nickname her „Puppy” (because he obviously loves dogs so she’s his puppy)

He’d make her adorably ugly braids, becouse he just can’t do her hair better

His ninkens would also adore her because they’d consider her their puppy too (+she’d always give them food under the table when Kakashi doesn’t look

He’d hate the idea of her becoming ninja because he’ll probably die on heart attack when she’ll go on some dangerous mission, but still be damn proud when she’d be the best student in Academy

He’d always walk her to school and the days he just can’t he’d order Pakkun to do it for him

When she’d be in dating age he’d be this cringy dad, who sits behind the couple in a cinema and makes sure the boy behaves properly

I loved this theory so much I even made some doodles 😄

#kakashi #naruto #kakashi hatake #hatake #anime #kakashi sensei #anime art #artists on tumblr #hatake kakashi #kakashi fanart #naruto headcanons #naruto fanart #kakashi headcanons #dad kakashi

[darkclouud9]

my favourite father son duo and some shenanigans 😇

Sakumo: this is my son, I love him, say hi ♡

Kakashi: I will murder you ♡

S: please ignore him, he's harmless...

K: dad, put me down >:[

K: I'm off, bye dad

S: oh, no you don't.

K: ACK! DAD!

S: also, Gai left this here. take it back to him. (<- dad senses tingling. marriage [between Gai and Kakashi] in future.)

K: he left it here, he suffers

S: ... even now, he's in denial.

S: HEY!! Tsunade come check this out!

S: he just said his first word!

K: fuck.

S: no!

Tsunade: *wheeze*

S: who taught him that?

[INSTANT RAMEN]

S: was it you, Jiraiya?

Jiraiya: what are you looking at me for? there's only one true answer.

Orochimaru: yessss, it wasss I...

[moments before]

K: dog dog!!

I almost didn't add Backpack Dog as the backpack. I already drew up a regular bag until I drew a little Pakkun face and remembered he is the Backpack 😔 can't believe this betrayal 😒

found out my Jiraiya design is fun to draw. he's just so expressive its so fun! plus his dialogue is v easy to write 10/10 will work with him again

(I love the headcanon that the sannin used to be friends with Sakumo and were basically adoptive uncles/auntie to Kakashi okay 🫠 Tsunade also teaches him bad words but she never got caught :) she wouldn't even get in trouble for it)

#praying that the formatting doesnt break. straight posting i wont even resave as draft to check. just go 🥰 #quality so bad ough #killing myself

[cherry-blossomxo]

Hi, first I just wanted to say I really appreciate you writing friendship/family/fluff headcanons. Most headcanons on tumblr are NSFW, which is fine, but not usually what I'm looking for. So thanks so much.

Could I request Kakashi forming a father-daughter relationship with a female OC on his team. Maybe eventually even adopting her. I love dad!Kakashi but prefer Naruto over Boruto.

Thank you for saying that. It might sound silly but I’ve always felt at a disadvantage because I didn’t write smut and stuff. The people that do are amazing for being able to, and I know I’m not as talented as them, but reading this really made me smile. 🥺💖

Anyways, I’m rambling. Here you go, lovely! I too prefer Naruto Kakashi but we have to admit that even in Boruto, he’s still fine as hell

𝒦𝒶𝓀𝒶𝓈𝒽𝒾:

I honestly believe that with time, Kakashi has come to care for his students just like he would care for his children if he had any. No matter how old they get, they will always be his little genin team in his eyes.

But Kakashi would really feel for his other female student in team 7. Not that he didn’t care about Sakura (even if kishi didn’t make it look like he did :) ) but the former was alone, with no one to care for her, just like Sasuke and Naruto were.

And because of that, he will start to pay her a little more attention. He has his own, different ways to check up and look after every one of his students, sure, but with her, he kind of played favorites.

Both Naruto and Sasuke were two proud, prepubescent boys who claimed they didn’t need anyone’s help so, Kakashi wasn’t as direct or obvious when it came to caring about them.

But when it came to his other little girl from team 7, he was completely smitten. You could say he even acted out of character around her.

Sure, he isn’t the type of person who showcases his emotions like that, he’s pretty stoic so don’t expect any big act of affection from him or anything like that.

It was different from the way he usually acted but still in his own, Kakashi style different.

He will always walk her home after training was done for the day, especially if it was already dark out. He wouldn’t initiate any conversation but if she wanted to talk about something, he’d always listen.

Would randomly show up at her house to make sure she was eating and resting enough. If she wasn’t, he’d make it his mission to buy groceries and the occasional sweet snack for her.

“How can you expect to become a great ninja if you don’t eat three meals a day?” he’d say

I can totally see her doing the same thing for him as well. Ok, maybe not buying him groceries but forcing him to go out and do so. We all know Kakashi can be pretty negligent when it comes to his own health so he’d be very touched.

She’d be the one who’d occasionally wake him up in the morning and encourage him to stop being late all the time.

“Come on, sensei, what kind of example are you setting for us, huh?”

Treats her to ramen after every successful mission, to Naruto’s astonishment.

Feels the need to protect her all the time. Be it from a dangerous enemy or boys, you name it, Kakashi is somehow always there to defuse and take care of any situation.

Is harsher while training her than he is with Sasuke. It’s not because he’s playing favorites but because he wants to make sure she can protect herself and others when he would no longer be able to.

A great listener. The girl always comes to him when something bothers her for a long time. There isn’t anyone else she trusts as much as Kakashi, not even her 3 teammates.

He also gives great advice while still remaining neutral about certain topics and that’s always great.

Anyway, Shippuden is when they become like, very close.

After Sasuke and Naruto left, and Sakura started training under Tsunade, Kakashi would continue training her and making sure she became the best ninja this village has.

This is also the time when she starts calling him ‘dad’, more as a joke in the beginning but it sticks in the end lol.

“But, dad! All of my friends will be there, why can’t I go as well?!” Ehem -

Is actually very against the idea of her becoming an ANBU if an opportunity like that were to present itself. He knows first hand what kind of missions these people go on and he absolutely doesn’t want his little (maybe not so little) girl to be exposed to that.

If it’s something she really wants to do though, he’ll give in after a while, not wanting to be the reason she didn’t achieve her dreams. He’s very supportive, after all.

Pakkun and the other dogs love her!! Kakashi kind of forces her to enter in a contract with them

Kind of random but Kakashi will definitely walk her down the aisle if she wants him too, no question asked. She wouldn’t have it any other way.

Anyway, they will be the tame, not spandex wearing version of Guy and Lee lol  

#naruto #naruto x reader #naruto headcanons #Kakashi Hakate #kakashi x reader #kakashi headcanons #kakashi fluff #kakashi fanfiction #naruto imagines #naruto one shot #naruto fluff #naruto scenarios

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Things You Do Together

My dad is currently making me sit through the Jefferey Epstein documentary so I’m struggling a bit but I FINALLY got this out ;-;

Naruto~

You had always adored taking nighttime strolls through the city, but you’d always gone alone. Now that you had Naruto you were hoping that could change. You were a bit nervous at first, your boyfriend always seemed exhausted when he got home and you didn’t want him to lose sleep he so desperately needed.

When you did eventually ask, he thought the idea was great, in fact, he wanted to go out that very night. You were thrilled, to say the least. The one you loved was walking with you under the stars. Plus, there was something about the way he was softer and quieter on these nights, letting you see a new part of him.

He really did love their midnight walks, every time he saw your happiness, your wide smiles under the gleam of the moon… he couldn’t help but fall more in love with you each time. These were both of your favorite times, you guys got to see each other, and the city, in a different light, figuratively and literally.

Sasuke~

Everyone who knew about you and Sasuke’s relationship assumed you guys bonded over training exercises and had sparring dates. That much was true when you first met and when your relationship was new, but now you guys had a completely different activity that brought you closer.

You thought your habit was kind of geeky at first; sometimes you’d tap out your thoughts in morse code on whatever surface was closest. It hadn’t taken long for Sasuke to realize that the tapping wasn’t just a random pattern, and he needed to know.

Needless to say, you guys had a lot of fun tapping out conversations and then gasping like “WHAT?!” while your friends assumed you two had finally lost it. Eventually, morse code didn’t challenge either you enough (not that your unique habit stopped) and you guys began to study and learn codes together. Not only was it fun, but it was helpful for missions.

You guys even managed to get the basics for sign language and often used that as well. You both were competitive and eager learners, so it really suited you both.

Neji~

The stoic mask that Neji wore in public, was non-existent when he was with you. Things that no one imagined him doing had actually become his hobby, thanks to you.

No one really questioned how Neji’s skin stayed flawless. Not a single pimple, zit, or blemish of any kind. You’d been begging him to tell you his skincare routine because there was no way that was natural.

But as you spent more time with him, you’d realized his skin wasn’t as perfect as you thought; he was prone to dry skin. Oh, you had a field day when he walked into your home, horrified at the sheer amount of face masks you had in your living room.

After a few times, Neji started to see the results of the masks and other treatments. His skin was the healthiest it’d ever been. The two of you did a lot of research on skincare, and it became an official thing for your guys. At least two days a week you’d get together and have your ‘self-care day’.

Because seriously? There’s nothing cuter than Neji with his hair in a messy bun and a green mask on his face.

Shikamaru~

As lazy as Shika was, he tried his best to put effort into spending time with you. Even though the two of you had initially connected over being lazy, you guys had come a long way and had found other ways to entertain yourself.

It was his idea really, he had always had a fascination with baking but had never taken it up because all the work was a drag. You were thrilled when he asked you about it, though. Cooking was one of your strong suits and you two spent the whole day in the kitchen. He didn’t mind in the slightest, however, you were so excited to be spending time with him, plus you were a great cook.

His favorite part was definitely eating the treats with you, you both felt so accomplished after a good day and you had taken to donating fresh goods to those in need. His friends were surprised, to be honest, they’d never expect him to go out of his way to work out and do such things.

What could he say? You were changing him slowly for the better.

Kiba~

Contrary to popular knowledge, Kiba didn’t take Akamaru everywhere. The two of you had made it a regular thing to go swimming, just you and Kiba, lazing around in the water under the bright sun.

Just like a dog, if it involved water, Kiba was down. The two of you would spend hours swimming and playing around in the water together. At first, it was spontaneous and neither of you did much preparation, but it quickly became a Thing™. You packed snacks, water guns, toys, you name it, you had it.

You knew the best fishing spots, the times that the lake/beach/river would be empty or packed… the two of you went all out for this hobby. It was a workout, but it was also fun and playful, as well as romantic, in its own way. (Akamaru tries not to be jealous)

Gaara~

Before you say gardening- (WRONG) Gaara loves stargazing. When he was a child, he was always alone and he would watch the stars and constellations because they were the only things that stayed with him. *sob* However, when he watches them with you, it’s different. He used to wish on the stars, wish that he’d have his own personal star in his life.

In short, stargazing with you means a lot because he wished on those stars for you. You’re his star, his sun, his life, and he wants you to know it. The two of you will usually lay on the roof of your home or the Kazekage building, whichever is more convenient.

Gaara has the habit of talking to the stars the way some people do to people’s gravestones, but only after you fall asleep. Due to his insomnia, he might not sleep until a while after you, if at all so he contents himself with holding you and keeping you safe.

Kakashi~

Okay if you’ve seen Kakashi’s Tragic Back Story™ you know he was cooking himself gourmet meals before we were out of our chicken nugget and fries for every meal stage. So he’s definitely the Bobby Flay of Konoha and he still loves to cook.

It’s become a thing for you two to hold regular cooking competitions. (Pakkun judges) Although it’s a lot of fun, you two take it seriously. A three-course meal, you have to have all your supplies prepared before the competition and no outside help.

It’s a great way to keep a playful element in your relationship and also to be sure you always have food (cause Kakashi can’t take care of himself). Sometimes, on your more competitive nights, the competition ends up being a food fight that he always seems to win.

~Akatuski~

Pein~

Nagato, when he was younger and was first was on his own, met a dog he named Chibi and was very fond of him. The dog ended up killed not long after and that was another tragedy that pushed him to closer to the edge.

However, animals, dogs especially, remind him of happier times. So, whenever he wasn’t too busy, he would take you to Amegakure and go to various animal shelters to visit the pets.

Both of you knew the animals would never go back with you (Hidan liked to sacrifice animals, Kakuzu would throw a fit, and Sasori would fight the decision) but it was nice and calming to be around the cute pets. Pein was oftentimes softer and more open during these visits and he was looser with his speech and mannerisms.

By the time you left, you always felt more connected to him. It was always a great day when the two of you went.

Deidara~

It’s easy to forget since he was forced to grow up so fast as he was recruited to the Akatsuki from anywhere to 11-15. Something I believe he would enjoy due to his childish personality is building forts.

He has a creative streak a mile wide and he would pull all the stops to make a fort palace. Kakzuzu nearly has a heart attack when he sees how much was spent on blankets and pillows.

The two of you spend hours changing the living room into a massive fort with a minibar, an art nook, and many other mini rooms. You and Deidara will spend the night in there just doing teen things, all the things you were missing out on.

At first, Hidan and Kisame had no qualms about messing up your creation but they quickly learned to hold your hobby as sacred as you did when their room was destroyed.

In short, the two of you are able to be kids together and bring the inner child out of you to two.

Masterlist

#naruto scenarios #naruto shippuden #reader insert #kakashi x reader #naruto x reader #sasuke x reader #neji x reader #kiba x reader #shikamaru x reader #gaara x reader #deidara x reader #pein x reader #nagato x reader

[depressedkakashihatake]

Harry Potter Au Masterlist- Kakagai

This one is a bit long since i put both Kakashi and Gai together, so it will be all under the cut :)

@tenzoyamato @itachi-uchiha-deserved-better @uchihashisui-kun @temarihime

Gai

Sorted into Hufflepuff

Chaser for the Hufflepuff team

The son of a Squib and thus looked down on by a lot of pureblood and even half blood families

His father, Dai, was made Caretaker and the Muggle Studies Professor in his fourth year, so that he didn’t have to live separately from the boys to go to his muggle job so he could support Kakashi and Gai. 

Met Kakashi on the train to Konoha in his first year, and instantly decided that this would be his rival. That if he could become as good a wizard as Kakashi, that no one would be able to question his skills ever again. 

Went from having mediocre scores in all of his classes, to being the second best student of his year just under Kakashi because of his rivalry and drive to be as good as Kakashi. Is not at all surprised that people say he would make a great slytherin, but still likes that he’s in hufflepuff.

Became a Prefect in his fifth year and Head boy in his 7th year. 

Excels in Transfiguration and Charms, even beating out Kakashi’s scores in both classes from 3rd year until their seventh year.

Took Care of Magical creatures and Ancient Ruins as his chosen classes in his third year.

Decided that he wanted to be a Professor in his fifth year while he was thinking about what he wanted to do with his life. Made the choice because he realized that Professor Senju wanted to retire in the near future and he thought he would make a great transfigurations professor (he does)

His Father and Him moved into the Hatake residence during the summer before his fourth year. This happened because Sakumo died just before his third year started, and in his will he left the Hatake residence to Maito Dai to ensure that Kakashi would get it when he was old enough. 

In his 7th year the Tri-Wizard tournament is taking place at his school. When the Yule ball comes around, he ends up going with a student from one of the other schools who asked him out, which ended up being a mistake because the day after they asked him to the dance, Kakashi asked him. He still remembers the crushed look in Kakashi’s eyes when he told his best friend that he already had a date. Though, to his credit, Kakashi did not try to make Gai feel bad for his choice at all and instead ended up going with Baki

Was extremely surprised to find out after the Yule ball that he was Kakashi’s most precious person. He found this out because he was called to Headmaster Hiruzen’s office one day before the second trial, and woke up after the trial with Kakashi sitting over him with a stupid smile. Genma ended up filling him in on what happened. 

The only year he did not celebrate doing better than Kakashi in some of their classes was their third year, because that Year Kakashi was in such a bad place that he was actually in the bottom ranks of their year for most of the year. 

Is an Animagus that can transform into a Tortoise with a beautiful red shell. Like to chill out by the Castle lake and visit with Rin, who turns into a Koi fish. Also likes to take naps with Kakashi by his side.

Only ended up asking Kakashi out near the end of their seventh year. Did so by telling Kakashi that they should go out for dinner during the summer to celebrate finally graduation, and Kakashi smiled over at him and said “It’s a date”

Joined the Kyoto Kneazle during the summer before his first year of further education. Purposefully chose to join a team that Kakashi was not on, both so that they could continue their rivalry in quidditch and so that they didn’t over power other teams too much. 

Became the Captain of the Kyoto Kneazle’s in his third year on the team, only a year after Kakashi became Captain of his team. 

Kakashi

Sorted into Slytherin

Became the Slytherin team Seeker in his second year

Became Team Captain in his fourth year, the youngest person in history to become a team Captain until Itachi.

Became a prefect in his fifth year.

Excels in all of his classes, but with particular skills in Defence Against the Dark arts and Arithmancy

Decided to take Care of Magical creatures and Arithmancy in his third year. Arithmancy because he was interested in it, care of Magical creatures because Gai wanted to take it and he wanted one more class with Gai.

Decided to become a professor when Gai told him that it was what he wanted to do, because he wanted to follow a different path from his father.

During the Summer before his third year, he came inside after hearing a loud crash in the kitchen and found his father's body laying on the kitchen floor. Sakumo had committed Suicide after being labelled a failure and traitor for choosing to save his partner from an attack, rather than focusing on catching the criminal that they were chasing. 

That summer was when his dream of becoming an Auror ended

Is part of a prestigious pure blood clan, and the only living member of that clan after his father's death. 

During his first year, Kakashi realized that Obito would be unlikely to buy a lot of his books for their second year because he had been disowned by his clan for being sorted into gryffindor. That year while him and his father were getting his books, he asked his dad if they could pick up an extra copy of everything for Obito. Sakumo has never been so proud of his son.

Has a pet dog, Pakkun, that he brings to school even though it’s not one of the standard animals that students can have. 

Bought Gai a Tortoise during the summer before their second year so that he had a friend to keep him company in the common rooms, since Kakashi couldn’t be with him. 

In his fourth year he picks up two new friends, both of whom are first years. Shisui he starts to hang around because he realizes that Shisui likes to hide away from people in the forbidden forest and Kakashi wants to make sure that he’s not alone and is looked after in case anything happens. Tenzo he sees in the hallways one day, brand new Slytherin, being bullied by some second year gryffindors. He walks up behind Tenzo and as soon as the Gryffindor’s see him they run for it, and then before Tenzo can protest he legit picks him up and starts to talk away. This is his friend now and Tenzo will learn to accept this.

Him and Gai often get into a lot of trouble in their first year for staying out after curfew, but all they’re doing is studying and chit chatting a bit too late and they have lost track of time. Because of this, the teachers stop taking points from them in their second year and start just telling them the time and watching them scramble to grab their things and say goodnight before running to their common rooms. 

During his Sevnth year Kakashi is upset to find out that there will be no Quidditch because of the Tri-Wizard competition. 

He puts his name into the cup as a potential champion because Gai tells him it won’t be the same type of victory being named Champion if Kakashi wasn’t even in competition with him for the spot.

Absolutely face plants against the slytherin table and groans when it’s his name called out as champion.

Is absolutely devastated to find out that Gai is going to the Yule ball with someone else. It took him days to get up the courage to ask his friend to the dance, only to be turned down because someone asked him a day quicker. 

Ends up going to the Yule ball with Baki, who assures him he only asked him because he was feeling sorry for him since he looked so sad after Gai’s rejection. But Baki spends all night dancing with him so he’s not keen to believe his lies.

Is horrified to find out that someone precious to him has been put in the lake for his second task, because he knows who it is. Unless someone else considers Gai more precious than he does, it is going to be Gai. And if somehow by some miracle it’s not Gai, it will be Tenzo. Either way, he feels sick to his stomach and it definitely affects his performance because he’s so terrified of losing someone else precious to him. 

Ends up starting the fourth task in last place because of poor performance in the second and third task (he got second just after Baki in the first task) but ends up winning even though he enters the maze last because at the end of the day out of all the champions, he is the most diverse in skills. 

Absolutely ends up facing down a spider to save Kisame from it, and Kisame will never let him forget the fact that he screamed in terror when it came running at him, even as he called out a curse and put it down.

Everyone is both surprised, but unsurprised to find out Kakashi wins. Surprised because he had been doing so poorly before the final task, but unsurprised because he is Sakumo Hatake’s son and regardless of how Sakumo fell, he was a fantastic wizard who was extremely diverse in his skills and Kakashi got that same diversity and intelligence 

Join’s the Tokyo Threstral’s National team during the summer after his seventh year. Becomes the team Captain during his second year with them. The only team that has a chance against his team, is of course Gai’s. 

Chooses to teach Defence against the dark arts and Arithmancy after getting his training to become a professor, because those were the two classes he excelled at and thus the two classes he would enjoy teaching the most. 

Proposes to Gai during their first year as Professors. It’s the end of the year and they’ve just seen off all of the students when Gai starts gushing about how the next year is going to be even better, and this time Hufflepuff will beat Slytherin for the house cup. Kakashi just ends up smiling and saying ‘Marry me’, which Gai think’s he has misheard. But Kakashi repeats himself and ends up getting crushed in a hug from Gai as he repeats ‘yes’ over and over again

#Harry Potter Au #So much #Kakagai

[lemony-snickers]

Do you like cats? I have this little imagine: Kakashi who finds a little stray kitten and it's eventually raised with the ninkens, being the part of the pack. How do you think Kakashi would name the kitten? Imagine Bull being big and all soft, letting it sleep under his chin, and Pakkun being all grumpy!

And the moment the kitten discovers its little deadly claws! :D

hello. remember i said i received a bunch of very nice asks the other day? well, this was one of them and here is a silly little fic inspired by it. thank you to my anonymous friend(s) recruited by an "anonymous" friend to be kind to me. <3

Title: Cats & Dogs  (AO3 Link Here) Summary: Kakashi brings home a stray and Pakkun is less than thrilled. Word Count: 905 Warnings: none, this be fluff. .

Pakkun is furious.

He's trying to sit still and play it cool, but the soft tap-tap-tap of his front claws against the linoleum is a dead giveaway that he's upset.

"Something on your mind, Pakkun?" Kakashi asks.

The pug huffs, the flaps of skin around his mouth fluttering out as he does so. Then he shakes his head, velvety ears flapping against the metal plate emblazoned with Konoha's leaf insignia on his forehead.

"Not a thing, Boss."

Pakkun is a terrible liar and they both know it, but Kakashi doesn't press, just smirks beneath his mask as he turns the page of his book. "If you say so."

Pakkun grunts, scrunching up his already scrunched face as he watches Kakashi continue reading.

Lying on the couch.

With that thing on his chest.

It's... purring or whatever, the vibration of it like a foghorn in Pakkun's ears; loud and obtrusive. Obnoxious.

Pakkun huffs again, turning himself in a circle until he finds a comfortable spot and plunks down, back purposefully to the couch and face pillowed on his crossed front paws.

If Kakashi is going to insist on keeping the stupid stray, then Pakkun is going to insist on being petulant about it. When he'd brought the thing home originally, all drenched from the rain and scrawny, looking equal parts pathetic and manic, Pakkun assumed it was just a passing fancy. Kakashi once again proving his endless amounts of empathy, despite insisting he had none.

But it had been almost two weeks, now, and the thing is still living in Kakashi's apartment. Every time he summons Pakkun or the rest of the pack, there it is... sunning itself in the window, licking its paws clean after a meal, chasing after some tinfoil ball like an idiot.

It had even taken to tucking itself under Bull's chin when the big dog napped and Bull seems to enjoy it.

In fact, the whole rest of the pack appears strangely okay with their new addition. Pakkun, however, remains steadfastly against the idea of adding a feline to their ranks.

Send the mangy creature to the abandoned Uchiha complex and be done with it. As far as Pakkun is concerned, any cat that can't survive on its own in the wild is hardly a cat, anyway.

What were those terrifyingly sharp claws for if not catching food? Instead, the ball of fur currently perching on Kakashi's chest—in Pakkun's spot, no less—receives cans of tuna and specially-made beef something-or-other that makes Pakkun salivate, but he isn't allowed to touch.

Since when were treats not shared equally?! Kakashi had always made sure every member of the pack received identical rewards for their hard work.

Okay, so maybe occasionally Pakkun might get a few extra head scratches or sleep at home with him, but that's because Pakkun had known Kakashi since he was only a pup—they were beholden to a summoning contract Kakashi had signed as a genin, they were bound together... for life.

The cat can't even be summoned! It can't talk, it can't track. All it can do is chase tinfoil balls and scratch up the furniture and hiss at Pakkun when he comes too close to its food dish.

Pakkun's ears perk up when he hears the thing's paws hit the floor. It must be slinking away to its delicious-smelling food dish, he assumes, exhaling loudly through his nose.

"Pakkun."

His instinct is to stand and turn toward Kakashi immediately, but Pakkun resists. Though, he can't stop the instinctive wagging of his short, curled tail when he hears his name uttered so affectionately in Kakashi's familiar voice, no matter how hard he tries.

"Yeah, Boss."

He hears the book close, a soft sigh.

"Can you come here, please?"

Pakkun wishes he could roll his eyes, but that is a trait reserved only for his human companion. Instead, he makes a grand show of getting up, stretching and yawning as if it is a supreme inconvenience to be asked to move from his spot on the floor even though he wants nothing more than to relocate to the couch with his summoner.

When he finally turns, Kakashi is looking at him with a knowing smirk on his face and Pakkun gives up the act, dropping his head in shame the moment their eyes meet.

"Sorry, Boss," he grumbles, padding his way over to the couch. A quick peek to his left proves he was right, the cat's nibbling at something in its bowl.

Kakashi just chuckles. "It's okay," he says, as he helps Pakkun up onto the couch so the pug can settle—finally—against his chest.

His shirt smells like the stupid cat and Pakkun wrinkles his nose.

Kakashi pets his ears soothingly. "I'm sorry I've been ignoring you," he says, "I just want to make sure Inu feels at home here before I have to leave for my next mission."

Pakkun's ears perk up. "You named the cat... Inu?" he asks.

Kakashi smiles, baring his teeth in a mischievous expression Pakkun has known for more than two decades.

"I did," he says, sliding a treat out of his pocket and handing it to Pakkun, who chews greedily while Kakashi continues to pet him.

Pakkun's tail wags furiously in response.

If Kakashi has decided to call the cat "dog," then maybe there is some hope for the pack's new addition after all.

#lemony scribbles #kakashi hatake #pakkun #kakashi fanfiction #dog dad supremacy #pakkun is a very good boy #pakkun is a dad who is also a dog #cats rule dogs drool (and also rule)

[badatusernames]

CHOJI, SHIKAMARU, LEE, GAARA & HINATA!! ITS A LOT IM SORRY

THANK U FOR THIS...admittedly some answers may be a lil short just so i can like. Get to them all.

EDIT: IDK WHY IT LOOKS LIKE THIS. IM SO TIRED. IM SORRY ITS JUST A LONGASS NARUTO POST ON YOUR DASH I TRIED MY FUCKIN BEST YALL

SEND ME A CHARACTER AND I’LL DO THIS;

Chouji (man i’ve seen it spelled both ways and i’m just used to typing Chouji at this point sorry)

Sexuality Headcanon: Pansexual!!  Gender Headcanon: Cis male A ship I have with said character: SHIKAMARU. SHIKAMARU. SHIKAMARU. SHIKAMARUUUU, my god...just, everything about their dynamic makes my heart melt, the way they’re both people who are easily dismissed by others and how they have such UNFALTERING FAITH in each other. chouji knows how much of a genius shikamaru is, knows very well the fact that despite his laziness, once he commits to something he’s in it for the LONG HAUL, the way shikamaru just believes so steadfastly in chouji, considering him stronger than NEJI FOR FUCKS SAKE...they like. get one another, the kind of relationship where you can be yakking away one minute and then just sitting in contented silence the next. they can just laze around. maybe play video games and snack. and sometimes...kiss. and it’s so chill even with that latent tenderness their later relationship develops and they both just feel so safe and KNOWN and familiar like. love your best friend. anyway everyone slept on shikacho and y’all should be ashamed the naruto fandom is enormous and finding pretty much ANY content for it is almost impossible aside from the small (if lovely and amazing) tag and i’m pretty hyperfixated on it if you couldn’t tell holy SHIT.  A BROTP I have with said character: i’m really not a fan of ino taking potshots at him for his weight and outright shaming him, but once she grows out of that i absolutely love their friendship. listen, you know that post thats like--hold on

thats just them, thanks. A NOTP I have with said character: i have nothing against karui but canon is fucking dead to me and my opinions on p much all the “endgame” ships range from utterly neutral to absolute loathing. their relationship is on neither end of the spectrum, but. eh. definitely not into it. A random headcanon: he keeps nursing injured animals back to health because he’s just that fucking sweet and bringing them back to his house to keep them warm and safe while they recover and his team knows vaguely about this and ino and shikamaru like to poke fun at him for it but since they don’t tend to encounter said animals, it’s not really a huge deal.

of course they stop by his house one day bc he hadn’t shown up for training which is annoying and frankly a little concerning and finding the house mostly empty ino just bursts on into chouji’s room only to immediately have the opossum he’s been caring for latch its little paws on her face and cling.

it’s a bad morning. General Opinion over said character: literally one of my absolute favorites of all time and it really breaks my heart how overlooked he is in the fandom (seriously y’all...). i think kishimoto is kind of a stupid hack and the Fat Jokes are really grating and it sucks to see that so intrinsically tied to his character (like. just let him be fat. jesus christ) but his kindness and overall relaxed, loyal and lovable nature has me just melting. i adore him. 

Shikamaru

Sexuality Headcanon: He’s gay, scoob. (I could also talk a lot about how his earlier misogyny is both a product of being a whiny tween and also some internalized frustration of like WHATS SO GREAT ABOUT GIRLS. UGH. I DONT. STOP TELLING ME IM GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ONE ONE DAY DAD JESUS. and let’s be real, thats frustrating, even if it aint an excuse)  Gender Headcanon: he uses he/him pronouns because it’s just what he’s used to and comfortable with but man gender is such a drag... A ship I have with said character: SEE ABOVE SHIKACHO RANT A BROTP I have with said character: naruto! he and naruto have a really adorable friendship and i love love LOVE that he and chouji were shown to be kind and accepting of him even when most people were shunning him. also he’s so fucking dumb i love seeing shikamaru meticulously plan out something only to have naruto shriek into battle and ruin all of it. love those guys. stupid bros.  A NOTP I have with said character: ok. im sorry i just. loathe sh*katema i really do. i haaaate the way kishimoto writes this whole “ew a GIRL” “ew a MAN” vibe with the like OOOH BUT THEYRE GONNA LIKE EACH OTHER vibe like. 

don’t get me wrong i adore them as friends, i think they’re fantastic scathing and witty pals who bitch about anything and everything including each other

but they’re also both gay and kishimoto can suck my nuts byeeee A random headcanon: sometimes pakkun just fucking Shows up and chills with him. shikamaru wants absolutely no part of this but is way too lazy to like. do anything about it so it’s just this guy and a dog sitting in a field chillin and occasionally him piping up like ‘hey kid. remember when i bit your hand? yeah? haha, man time sure does fly.” while shikamaru is just. go aWAY.   General Opinion over said character: if you told 9 year old me watching naruto for the first time my favs were gonna be a three way tie of lee, shikamaru and chouji i never would have fucking believed you but here we are. i love him. i absolutely love him. he’s such a whiny bastard and a really good depiction of burnout genius who doesnt want to do ANYTHING, but his intellect is an absolute DELIGHT to watch. i love him very much. 

Lee

Sexuality Headcanon: he’s pan!! this is a boy that crushes easily and crushes hard on just about anyone!!!! Gender Headcanon: cis male A ship I have with said character: ok i ship him a lot with neji actually? what with how neji grows during the course of the series to regard lee with the respect he deserves is really sweet and there’s just something so infinitely adorable about him going around being the hammiest, most ridiculously earnest, kind and enthusiastic person and neji, now that he isn’t constantly bitter and angry at the world can finally really see that? lee is always happily dropkicking his way into his life, like he wouldn’t have it any other way, and i think that’s just...so sweet A BROTP I have with said character: SAKURAAAAA. oh my GOD do i adore their relationship. ever since lee saved her and basically just gave her a glimpse of his...lee-ness, the fact her negative opinion of him IMMEDIATELY flipped and gave her such a strong admiration and fondness for him kills me DEAD. she always treats him with so much respect and the fact she’s quick to rag on anyone making fun of him melts my HEART!! and on lee’s side, his little crush on her is adorable of course, but the sheer strength of the friendship that comes from it is more than infatuation could ever offer him. i want them to hang out together and talk about their troubles...i want them to make each other laugh and be so very kind to each other...i want sakura to storm over and throw him over her shoulder to TAKE A BREAK ALREADY when he’s been training too hard for too long. god. A NOTP I have with said character: honestly i’m pretty happy with a lot of lee ships! the only ones i view with obvious disdain are the ones with creepy age gaps honestly. A random headcanon: out of everyone in the leaf genin, he’s probably the closest anyone’s ever come to someone who EVERYONE is at least distantly friendly towards. like god have you SEEN how warm and inviting and concerned he is the SECOND he sees that naruto is feeling down? i get the sense he’s immediately inclined to provide that kind of support to any of his comrades, even the ones that Resist it.

you think sasuke is the most popular among the leaf genin? puh-LEASE. everyone looks on rock lee with at least a LITTLE bit of warmth. thats just fact. General Opinion over said character: since my first viewing of naruto he has been my Absolute fav, and while chouji and shikamaru are veeery close to stealing that spot, one look at him and i feel he’s gonna be on top forever. probably the best written character kishimoto’s ever produced that’s remained in  the main cast (tho i dont speak for shipudden onwards who fucking knows, but the truth of it is is i adore rock lee)

Gaara

Sexuality Headcanon: Panromantic Asexual Gender Headcanon: kind of like shikamaru, i feel like he uses he/him pronouns but also doesn’t particularly....Care? A ship I have with said character: ok so it wasnt until my naruto rewatch that i really started falling into this but i think him and naruto are super cute? while i loathe kishimoto for ruining so much abt this show he really is good at creating good foils to naruto, and gaara is no exception--and the way naruto changes his life by just kicking his ass (and proving he’s not just a Simp or smth) and then just, extending genuine empathy and a REAL sense of truly relating to where he’s coming from re:his upbringing? the EFFECT it has on him, bro!!!! my god!!! i feel like they’re that opposites attract ship that don’t clash constantly but instead fall into this adorable synergy and understanding? and i think thats so sweet A BROTP I have with said character: ...is it cheating to just put temari and kankuro here? bc they are literally his siblings but my GOD do i love their relationship. there’s something so deeply sad about their initial situation??? like having siblings that either are deeply fucking afraid of you or clearly don’t care for your well being whatsoever, it’s such a tragic scenario, and the times where they really do show legitimate care for gaara just breaks my heart...but the GROWTH. THE DEVELOPMENT. THE HEALING. i love the sand siblings so much, i am a STRONG advocate of seeing the development from estranged family to loving, occasionally bickering siblings who absolutely Love Each Other A NOTP I have with said character: uhhhh same with lee in that i don’t really mind most of the ships i’ve seen him in? while i don’t particularly ship gaalee i think its also Very Cute, and really it all just seems pretty valid as long as people aren’t being creepy? A random headcanon: i’ve been wracking my brain for one for a good 20 minutes and i just don’t have one he’s such a mystery to me/????? i love him but he is an enigma?? General Opinion over said character: oh my god he’s such an edgelord in the beginning. i’ve been doing a lot of this naruto rewatch with my friend @drashseed (a simply phenomenal fella 10/10 follow him) and every single time he talked the only valid response just became “ok gaara”

but his backstory? utterly HEARTWRENCHING. and his growth is just. absolutely divine, i adore him. thank you mister sandman for doing so much for us all.

Hinata

Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual Gender Headcanon: cis woman A ship I have with said character: listen. i think kibahina is........Really Really cute. he cares about her so MUCH??? and there’s a certain tenderness to his interactions with her that’s just really evident whenever you see em together? i really love that you get the sense hinata is COMFORTABLE around him!!! like! i feel like hinata really deserves to have a partner who sees her when she ISN’T blushing and stammering? when she’s like? legitimately comfortable and being HERSELF? (dgmw the blushing is adorable i fucking love her but its one of the gripes i have with naruhina that so much of it is just naruto being oblivious and her having a small panic attack) the comfort she and kiba have make for a chill, adorable relationship i just cry over constantly A BROTP I have with said character: so i was GONNA put naruto here, but technically i already put him there for shikamaru’s so i’m gonna say neji!!! uhhh OBVIOUSLY they got off to a. very rough start but the way their dynamic changed (or perhaps in a way reverted back to the times they interacted before neji’s father died and temporarily killed his Human Decency) into this respect and fondness that’s just...such a delight to watch? i’m a SUCKER for slow and mutual reconciliation and there are just so many sweet moments between them. they are FAMILY, BRO!!! THEY CARE FOR EACH OTHER, BRO!!!!!!!!!! A NOTP I have with said character: ...at the risk of sounding like a broken record, i think a lot of hinata ships are quite cute? i guess i’m gonna have to say sasuke. because like.

has. he ever even looked at her. please. jesus christ. she deserves so much better. A random headcanon: she is a LOT physically stronger than she looks!! a lot of her combat techniques rely on taijustu after all so it’d make sense that she puts a lot of effort into physical training alongside chakra control.

i’m trying to say she’s strong. not as strong as sakura but. she can lift her bf up over her head (he’s dying hes dying he’s dYING he lOVES HER SO MUCH). it’s pretty fuckign badass

General Opinion over said character: i LOVE her??? honest to god i really really do--honestly while i dislike the direction they went in canon with her, i really loved seeing her be motivated to grow and change the parts of herself she hated to become a stronger person.

that and she’s so fucking cute and sweet and i just??????? bless her honestly.

#naruto #shikacho #narugaa #nejilee #kibahina #they speak #i cant tag everyone fuck #is this formatting fucked up? i can't tell it wouldnt post before #long post

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[first hatake lore post] 

[second hatake lore post] 

[kakashi’s lesbian grandmas] 

some more hatake lore, briefly:

the hatake were extremely nomadic in the early days, before/during the warring states era -- branching from the southern mountains of the land of lightning, into the lands of frost, iron, sound, hot water, and fire. the two main branches of the hatake are geographically and even kind of culturally distinct. 

the northern branch of the hatake family remained in mostly mountainous/cold areas, and are considered the ..... wilder hatake branch. they are far fewer and farther between than the southern branch of the family, if only because they are all pants shittingly terrifying. locally, they’re considered wolf-people, with sharp teeth and noses and pack-instincts and ‘weird’ traditions, and a closer tie to the lightning natured chakra. because of their scattered nature and their tendency to live only in small groups, they mostly died out before the end of the first shinobi war.

the southern branch, those that settled in warmer climates like the land of fire, are considered the ‘tamer’ family. they lived in bigger family groups, and closer to the end of the warring states era, had gathered quite a bit of land, money, and respect as a family. they’re considered strange for sure, but are seen as more dog than wolf. tamed, loyal, less likely to bite the hand that feeds. 

the similarities in these branches basically amount to:

pale hair, be it white or grey or blonde or silver

varying shades of grey eyes

tall and lean

big fans of bladed weapons

canine

lightning nature

bad heart

hatake sakumo was raised by two moms and a dad, and was the youngest of several children, the first of his parent’s children to be born in konoha. 

siblings:

sango was the eldest, twins with sayuri and born 18 years before sakumo. she was born under a blood moon, and died when she was 16 defending a settlement from raiders. she was mainly a kenjutsu specialist and used a chakra blade crafted specially for her that got passed to suzume and then to sakumo. she was short and full of rage.

sayuri is just a few minutes younger than sango. she was captured in the first shinobi and put to death by suna as a prisoner of war when she was 20. she was willowy and stealthy, and a talented assassin.

suzume was born 14 years before sakumo, and was considered too “sickly” to be a ninja. she trained to be a medic and married a civilian woman named naomi, and died in the second shinobi war when she was in her 40′s. sakumo was made clan head when she passed. 

satoshi was born 10 years before sakumo, and he was also sickly as a child. he was always very, very sweet, and loved bugs. he died when he was 7 years old of a severe fever.

shou was born 5 years before sakumo, and was nonverbal and whip-quick his entire life. he wrote a BUNCH of the hatake clan history down, and then started on clan ninjutsu and kenjutsu techniques that had never been recorded before. he died when he was 28 years old under ~mysterious~ circumstances.

sakumo was born when hisoka was nearing 50, and akira was 45, soon after the formation of konoha. known as konoha’s white fang. he was uhh like 42 when kakashi was born. 

parents:

hisoka has her own post and is very cool. she’s the matriarch of the “main” branch of the hatake (and by that i just mean the largest and most well-known) during the end of the warring states era and the formation of the hidden leaf village. she dies at about 60 years old of a heart attack.

akira also has her own post and is very cool. she dies at 92, when kakashi is 5, after imparting seriously terrifying old lady wisdom on his young, impressionable, spongy brain. her father is the bastard son of an uchiha man and an inuzuka woman, which is the reason kakashi’s body doesn’t outright reject the sharingan. 

katashi was a serious man and definitely the diplomat of the family. he did a lot of important work helping design the school system in konoha, and was KIA 6 years after sakumo was born. he has some bastard children.

hatake miyuki, kakashi’s mother, was born to a northern branch family of the hatake and is from the land of iron.

siblings:

miyuki was kakashi’s mother. she’s 35 when he’s born and 38 when she dies. she was nearly six feet tall with white-blonde hair and slate grey eyes, and had vivid red tattoos on her arms, chest, and neck. she used two sais, had two wolf summons, riku and amoi, and pakkun was gifted to her as a wedding present from sakumo. she was intensely private, but she took a delight in life that’s kind of.... rare.

raiden is 3 years younger than miyuki, and remains in the land of iron when she flees to the land of fire. he became a samurai in the land of iron, and is probably still alive today, but miyuki and raiden lost contact when she left the country and he and kakashi do not know one another exist.

parents:

takeo was miyuki’s father. he was a towering man, known to be quite bloodthirsty and greedy, and miyuki slayed him just before she left the land of iron. 

rin was her mother, a cold woman the color of snow, who rarely spoke. she was considered either insane or a seer, and died when one day she walked out into a snowstorm barefoot and never came back when miyuki was 15. that was the only story about her family miyuki ever told to sakumo, kakashi, and akira.

sakumo and miyuki met during the second shinobi war when miyuki was on the run. they returned to the leaf village married, where the general reaction was kind of a collective shrug, and miyuki was put on the active duty roster. they were VERY much in love, and sakumo was devastated when she died. 

#headcanon. #this post is a fucking disaster but it's 2am so you will take it and you will like it. #please feel free to ask me questions bc i do way better when i'm prompted and also this took me like 4 fucking hours to plan #and i did ACTUAL research so at least pretend you read it please and thanks #hatake lore.

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top five dreaming of sunshine moments?

Oh, good one! Hm. Off the top of my head:Honorable Mention: The Kakashi hospital arc. Realizing things are wrong and making Kakashi complicit in his own survival and realizing that Kakashi’s been preparing his precious students for him to die. Also, figuring out the problem and Sasuke’s emotional response, and Kakashi getting to spar with Gai and eventually Tenzou and just. All the healthy, lovely things that came out of it.5. Kicking Jashin right the fuck out. Even though it hurt us all. SO good. Little God indeed. (And then the Hidan follow up with Shikaku getting to be a protective father, and the in-the-blackness that let Sai rescue her and led to Kakashi getting to be worried about her beign hurt like his dad was and just. ~Emotions~)

4. Shikako’s Roaring Rampage of Revenge in Land of Moon. SUCH a badass. Also just. Sai being a precious bean who watches after her and implicitly lies for her for one of the first times. And the development this led to for Kiba and the development I hoped it would lead to for Shikamaru.

3. Grass Fight with Gaara. SO. COOL. Also rolled in with the introduction of Theatre Nerd!Kankuro, the kidnapping attempt, her “blowing [her kidnapper’s] fucking head off” and being so out of it. “Pakkun, why dog?”

2. Partner jutsu with Sasuke/making friends with Isobi/getting him invited to the wedding. I wish I could to emojis on here. Turtle-in-a-top-hat is awesome. Also, Tsunade punching the wave so hard she makes rain.

1. “We steal the river.”

#dreaming of sunshine #me #ask memes #shikako #Anonymous

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Sleep Over’s and Ghost Stories

AU: Rural Au

Words: 2289

Rating: General

Characters: Hatake Kakashi and Tenzo|Yamato

Warnings: Ghost stories, Mentions of blood.

Summary: Naruto informs Kakashi that he has invited his friends over for a sleepover at their ranch that night. Knowing he can’t do everything himself to get ready to host a bunch of kids, Kakashi calls in some help.

Warning wasn’t something that Naruto had given Kakashi a lot of that afternoon when he came running into the house after a long day of school and announced that he had invited his classmates over for a camping sleepover, tonight.

Any less warning and Kakashi might not have been able to secure any help for the night, leaving him to take care of all of the food prep, wood gathering, and other chores that needed to be done while Naruto took the trunk into town to get enough marshmallows to feed an army.

That was an understatement of course. It was more likely that they could feed all of Konoha with the number of Marshmallows he had bought. At least he had also thought ahead and gotten eggs and bacon for tomorrow’s breakfast, which Kakashi had no doubt he would be cooking.

Panicking over the amount of work that was being handed to him, and wanting someone there to help him out, Kakashi decided to call the best person to help him out for the night.

Gai had unfortunately informed him that he had to head into the city the next morning for a supply run, meaning Kakashi had to call his other best friend. An unpleasant call to make since he knew that Tenzo had planned to go to the lake tomorrow for a relaxing day by himself.

Thankfully with enough pleading and a promise to go to the lake next week with Tenzo, he finally secured some help for the night.

Which was how he ended up here. Setting up a bonfire for the kids while Tenzo and Naruto put out chairs for everyone.

“Did you buy enough non-marshmallow snacks?” He called over to Naruto, wanting to make sure that no one was left hungry tonight.

“I even made sure to pick up extra bags of everything for Choji,” Naruto beamed. “And I asked Choji to bring some snacks from the bakery, Sakura to grab some stuff from the general store, and Kiba’s even bringing some dog food because I told him it was the only way you’d let him pet Pakkun.”

This must be one of those ‘proud dad’ moments that Gai was always talking about.

Tenzo, on the other hand, didn’t seem as happy about Naruto’s underhandedness, judging by the unimpressed look on his face. “Some days I wonder how you two get along, and then moments like this happen,” crossing his arms over his chest he turned to glare at Kakashi. “Quit teaching him bad habits, Senpai.”

They both knew that was never going to happen of course. Kakashi loved teaching Naruto all of his worst habits. It ensured that there would always be someone in the village to mess with other people, even long after Kakashi was gone.

“I also asked Sasuke to bring some cat food,” Naruto added. “Once Kakashi Nii-san told me you were coming over to help. He said he could bring a bag of cat food that Itachi made himself. Something that your cats would love.”

Tenzo’s hands dropped to his side, a small smile pulling at the corner of his lips.

“I see,” his voice softened. “Still, you shouldn’t lie to Kiba to get free food for the dogs.”

“He’s right you know,” Kakashi added, smiling when Tenzo gave him a skeptical look. “But really it’s Kiba’s fault for believing you. Everyone knows Pakkun won’t let anyone pet him but me.”

Ok, him and Gai, and sometimes Tenzo depending on how nice the pug was feeling.

“Senpai, what did I just say about teaching him bad habits!?”

Resting his hands behind his head, Kakashi chuckled when Tenzo started to lecture him about the importance of friendship and trust. This wasn’t the first time he had gotten this exact lecture and there was no doubt in his mind that it wouldn’t be the last. Tenzo gave it to him at least once a week after he used his friends’ love of praise to get a free coffee or lunch out of him.

Meanwhile, Naruto continued to set everything up. Far too used to Kakashi and Tenzo’s arguments he had learned long ago to tune them out and keep doing whatever it was he was in the middle of.

It was simply better not to interrupt Tenzo, or one risked him dragging them into the lecture. Naruto was already lucky he wasn’t getting it alongside Kakashi since it had been his actions that upset the woodcarver.

“Oh!” reaching out, Kakashi placed one hand over Tenzo’s mouth to silence him and used the other to point towards the driveway. “Naruto, your friends are starting to arrive.”

Naruto immediately dropped what he was doing and turned towards the driveway, throwing his hands up into the air when he saw Itachi’s car pulling in beside Tenzo’s truck. “Sasuke!” He called out, running towards the driveway and leaving Kakashi and Tenzo to finish up with the bonfire set up.

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Once everything had been set up and all of Naruto’s school friends had finally arrived, it was finally time to relax and enjoy the rest of the night. At least, enjoy as much of the night as one could while Kiba was sitting beside him trying desperately to pet the pug dog sitting on his lap.

“He’s going to bite you,” he warned, chuckling when Kiba continued to ignore him and narrowly avoided getting his hand chomped by Pakkun. “I told you.”

“He’s supposed to love me,” Kiba huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and glaring down at Pakkun. “All dogs love me.”

“Pakkun’s a picky dog,” scratching the pug behind the ears, Kakashi chuckled when he instantly relaxed into his hand. Forgetting all about the mean teenager who had been interrupting his relaxing nap just seconds ago. “You have seven other dogs to play with on this ranch. I don’t see why you’re so determined about getting Pakkun to like you.”

“All dogs should like me,” planting his hands on the chair, Kiba glared back at Pakkun from the corner of his eyes. “I’m a dog person. All dogs love me.”

Giving his head a shake Kakashi turned his attention back to the rest of the group and continued to scratch Pakkun’s ear. It was amusing to see Kiba continuously trying to win his favourite dog over, but at some point, the kid had to give up.

When feeding Pakkun treats didn’t work, it was a lost cause. He had chosen his favourite human and he simply wasn’t interested in anyone to who Kakashi wasn’t incredibly close.

“We should do something interesting,” Glancing towards Tenzo, Kakashi raised an eyebrow when he saw him staring at Naruto and all of his friends huddled around the fire roasting marshmallows. “It’s too quiet. Something interesting has to happen.”

And Tenzo accused him of being a bad influence.

“Mmm, and what ‘interesting’ thing would you like to happen?” Watching as Tenzo leaned in close, Kakashi listened to his plan carefully. A small smile pulling at his lips.

This was going to be perfect.

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Catching the attention of the kids hadn’t been as hard as Kakashi thought it would be. With the simple mention of a ghost story, he suddenly found himself surrounded by excited, bright-eyed kids waiting patiently for him to tell them the story.

Now he just had to hope that Tenzo was ready to put his plan into action.

“The tale of old man Tobirama, hmmm. Well, I guess you’re all old enough to hear it now. But don’t come crying to me if you end up having nightmares for years about it.”

“Kakashi, stop teasing us and tell us the story already.” Naruto insisted, puffing out his cheeks and glaring at his guardian.

“I bet it’s not even that scary,” Sakura commented, acting like she wasn’t leaning in to hear better. “‘Old man Tobirama’. There probably wasn’t even anyone named ‘Tobirama’ in our village.”

Oh, boy were they in for a surprise.

“Well, in the case,” leaning forward, Kakashi planted his hands on his knees and smiled down at the group. “Let me tell you the story of old man Tobirama. The grumpy old guy who lived in the old Senju ranch and would cook up children for dinner.”

At the mention of the Senju ranch, he could see the kids already starting to shake.

“Long ago, before I was even born, the Senju ranch was full of life. With a large family, parties every weekend, and a garden that could make anyone jealous. They were known for having the best fruits and vegetables in all of Konoha, though back then the village was a lot smaller so who knows how good they were.”

He’d probably get smacked by Tsunade for saying it, but it was worth it for the giggles he got from his audience.

“For the longest time, the Senju’s lived in the village peacefully. Mingling with the other villages, trading their fruits and veggies for other goods that they could use. But then one day the Senju’s just stopped coming into town. It was like they disappeared. No one knew what had happened to them, but there were rumors. Little whispers that floated around the village about the middle child, Tobirama.”

Naruto shivered in front of him, Sakura slinked behind Ino just a little, and Kiba used Bull as a shield from Kakashi. So far, none of the other kids were showing much of a reaction except for prompting Kakashi to continue with the story.

“For years the house lay empty. No one going in or out. It slowly started to decay and rot from the inside, and the garden became overgrown. Surrounding the house with vines, vegetables, and fruits. There wasn’t an inch of the place that was accessible. After fifty years the villagers finally got together and made a decision. The house had to come down.”

“This is boring,” Sasuke interrupted him. The same unimpressed look on his face that he always had when someone other than his big brother was talking. “Nothing is even happening.”

Giving his head a shake, Kakashi reached out and flicked Sasuke in the nose.

“Hasn’t Itachi taught you anything about patience, brat?” he teased. “I’m just getting to the good part. Now shush.”

Settling back into his seat, Kakashi returned his hand to Pakkun’s head and took a deep breath. “Anyways, the villagers had made their decision. They found a group of hard workers to tear down the old building and started to gather all of the equipment that they would need. A week later the workers were ready to head onto the property and start with the demolition. They hoped that it would only take a few days, but as the hours passed by, they slowly started to disappear one by one.”

Sakura was now completely hidden behind Ino, and it looked like Ino wasn’t doing much better. Her face had lost all colour, and her eyes were wide with fear.

Naruto had slowly begun to inch away from Kakashi, using any of his friends that were readily available as a shield between himself and his guardian. Hinata was cowering behind her favourite hoodie, only her eyes visible.

The only people who didn’t look fazed by his story were Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Shino. None of which were a surprise given their personalities.

He just had to hope that Tenzo pulled through and managed to fix that.

“By the end of the day the only person left was a young woman. Desperate to find the rest of her group she searched the entire house. Looking in every bedroom, searching the yard and even the attic. But no matter how often she called out to them, or where she looked, she couldn’t find them anywhere. Finally, she was left with only one place to look. The old cellar under the kitchen.”

There were a few mummers in the crowd, and at least one ‘not the cellar’ spoken in a whisper somewhere behind Shikamaru.

“Pulling up all of her courage, she headed for her new destination. The door to the cellar creaked as she pulled it open, but when she peered down there was nothing but darkness. She called out to the others, but no one answered.”

Naruto shifted a bit closer to Sasuke, nudging his shoulder until the Uchiha finally gave in and threw an arm around him.

“Taking the first step down the stairs, she held her breath. The stories villagers had told her growing up swimming in her mind. Images of Senju Tobirama, a teenager with bright silver hair and angry red eyes, wielding a bloody ax in his hands. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn’t get rid of those thoughts, and every step she took down into the cellar felt like it would be her last. But finally, she made it to the bottom of the stairs and reached out for the cellar lights pull cord, hoping to add some light to the room. Finding it in the pitch black, she tugged at it and…”

“She was met with the face of Senju Tobirama!” Jumping up behind the kids, Tenzo flashed the light under his chin and warped his face into the most haunting face he could manage. With wide creepy eyes, and his mouth hanging open with what Kakashi could only assume was ketchup smeared all over his chin, Tenzo sent every single one of the kids scattering. Screams filled the air, only slightly drowned out by Kakashi and Tenzo’s laughter.

If Kakashi had been smart he would have brought a camera. There was no way Itachi was going to believe him the next morning when he told him about the look of absolute terror on Sasuke’s face.

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College Professors Au Masterlist- Storyline

Kakashi, Gai and Rin have known each other since high school. Although Rin and Kakashi have Known each other since before they started going to school, they met Gai in high school when he moved into Konoha with his dad.

Kakashi and Gai started dating in their final year of high school, and have been together ever since.

Kakashi was hired at the university after graduating college early. He was only 26 when he became a university professor, with Rin and Gai only 2 years behind him). The year that he started teaching was the first year that Shisui opened up his coffee shop on campus, which was great for Kakashi because he practically lives off of coffee already.

Itachi also starts as a student that year, and although his degree is in criminology he likes to take courses from various subjects and thus ends up in Kakashi’s class. He’s a little skeptical of the professor at first since he’s really not that old, but Kakashi ends up being one of the best professors of the school. Engaged, active, open to questions and genuinely enjoys teaching his subject of expertise.

Kakashi is a professor that no one knows much about. He loves to tell stories about history and get’s really excited about the stuff he teaches, but he’s very closed off about his personal life. So much so that his students don’t know who he’s dating, or even if he’s dating at all. 

       The only reason anyone knows about Kakashi’s love life is because they’re in Gai’s class and Gai loves to talk about his home life with Kakashi and the absolutely ridiculous shit they get up to. 

After graduating with his business degree, Shisui uses old family money to open up a cafe on campus. He always noticed a distinct lack of one, which seemed weird to him when he was trying to cram for tests or finish assignments because university kids live off of caffeine most of the time. It’s a huge opportunity for a lot of money.

Shisui makes a very extensive list of drink’s with a variety of names such as ‘chidori’, ‘Rasengan’, Leaf Hurricane, etc. They’re all a hit with the students and teachers at the university and pretty soon Shisui’s business is booming.

While Shisui opens up a coffee shop, Itachi decides to use his criminology degree to become a prison guard. He had originally wanted to be a detective, but seeing how much damage that has done to his father he decides to go for Prison guard instead to try and help make a better prison system. 

Kakashi and Gai buy their first home together during their second year working at the university. It’s a three bedroom with hopes that they might have a little one join them in the future when they’re ready to grow their family, and it has an office for Kakashi in the third bedroom. Kakashi’s office does also have a desk for Gai in it as well in case he needs to sit down to do his own work, but Gai prefers to work outside when possible. 

Four years after starting at the university, Kakashi asks Gai to marry him during a dinner date. He hides the ring in present for their anniversary and as soon as Gai opens it he gets down on his knee to propose. They’re in a small corner booth away from everyone else, so there’s no one to put pressure on Gai for an answer, and when Gai does say yes there’s no one to see Kakashi crying as he jumps forward to hug him.

The wedding is very small with only their best friend’s there. Genma is Gai’s best man and Tenzo and Rin are both Kakashi’s best men. He refused to choose between them and they were both totally ok with that. 

Kakashi and Genma have their classes side by side, and the walls are very thin so the pair loves to yell at each other through the walls when they can hear the other one teaching, and are always bugging each other either by interrupting the others class through the wall, or physically walking into their class to say something playfully insulting to the other. 

Rin not only teaches at the school in the morning, but also works at the local hospital at least three times a week. She has Sakura both as a student in her classes, and as a shadow at the hospital once in a while so she can get real life experience in the medical field. 

Once a week Kakashi brings his 8 adopted dogs to the university to play, run around in the open fields, and relax beside him outside while he’s marking papers. Pakkun is the only dog that is with Kakashi at all times, as he is a service dog that helps Kakashi with his PTSD. 

Every month Kakashi, Tenzo and Rin plan out a weekend to get together in the University kitchen and bake for the entire day. They also invite Baki who’s a professor at Suna University to join them as a way to make up for his feuds with Kakashi in the history field, and at the end of the day they organize all of the treats that they made into little baggies for all of their students. The Monday after, all of their students come in for their first class to find bags of treats already waiting for them to snack on while they start their class.

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