“The average Pirates smp character has 1.5 pets” factoid is a statistical error Scott Denholm who lives on a cliff side and has 30 pets is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
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Went from Chicken dick (derogatory) to chicken dick (affectionate)
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i’ve decided that post-canon Ed and Winry keep a little flock of chickens and it’s mostly a bunch of sweet hens that they and the kids dote on, but they also have a tiny yellow bantam rooster which Ed is in a FEUD with. they are NEMESES. this creature keeps escaping from the run and getting into things he shouldn’t and pecking at Ed’s ankles every chance he gets. the kids love him and ‘accidentally’ let him into the house where he causes utter chaos. Ed insists this is the most vile creature in the world. but of course everyone else who sees their altercations is just like “Ah. He has found a kindred spirit.”
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Confirmation of life. Moderate improvement in symptoms. Period cramps came in with a steel chair, but that's temporary.
In the meantime, the only game I've had the energy or brainspace to play is Stardew Valley, and my sick af ass has been blearily showing the family my farm like
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i usually think it's bullshit when people say 'if you like x character it's because you're like them' but lately in case anyone was wondering i have been listening to videos on marxist history while single-mindedly making a self-sufficient high profit farm on stardew valley without having talked to a single romanceable character. hopefully this says nothing about me nor kevin day
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fave color is purple so been collecting some purple lil guys!! (Cousin Larry was named with the name generator and i love him)
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Hehe Hotdog is broody and is going to hatch some silkies for her owner
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I was reading the new chapter of your stardew valley au that I cannot for the life of me remember the name of right now and the conversation with cleo- shakhfkafhak
etho is a dumbass and I love him so much for it but cleo's entirely correct he is an idiot
(also. um. I vaguely recall you mentioning at some point that the chickens have names. um. maybe would. would you be willing to tell us the names please? if you know what they are? *vanishes like some sort of anxious moss creature*)
Meant to reply to this yesterday but forgot whoops! Oh well, here I am now.
Etho is indeed a bit of a dumbass lmao, the conversation with Cleo was so fun to write. I love him too, but Cleo is definietly right, he is an idiot!
(As for the chickens, it is mentioned at some point that they have names yeah. But- I never did figure out what they were, which is why they don't actually get mentioned. At the moment, the only one of Etho's animals with a name that I know, is the cow that Bdubs named pfft. But hey, if anyone wants to come up with names for the chickens I wouldn't be opposed to that! :P )
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