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GUYS JOIN GUYS SOUTH PARK GUYS SUS SYS SYS SERVER PLEASE ITS SOOO COOL
okay so basically we made a discord server for south park fictives and stuff erm join right now
theres a verifcation system and stuff yah
not super active yet since DISBOARD WONT REVIEW OUR SERVER but besides that i pinky promise were so awesome and cool and stuff
link: https://discord.gg/BCFtGnTEJH
JOIN!
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#source call#south park#south park fictive#south park source#south park fictkin#fictkin#fictive#source mates#south park source mates#system#please dont be weird ffs
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eight in dffoo main story does that mean i actually have to read now
#stardust speaking !#i lov zeroes interacting w other ff charas cuz the whole#'huh u dont forget the dead? weird'#everyone else: (softly) what the fuck#not to mention the setting of type0 postgame RUINS me#havent opened dffoo in 48 yrs tho#if they added caetuna id cry#PLEASE add caetuna#fr wanna see ff13 lcie interact with type0 lcie
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"be normal" no. every once in a while i have to bite with my actual teeth into the absurdity and raw emotion of life. i would rather be hanged than decide laws of how to be when its so inconsequential and trivial. the internet is for enjoyment, we are all at war for sport.
#why would be annoyed by someone being weird on the internet shut your eyes#i dont care to see people getting upset with each other for bullshit reasons#vaguing some random blogs i follow because i thrive in hubris#sick of seeing asks being answered like um how dare u say this to me this is so weird. isnt that the point??? isnt this just for fun???#who are you their boss like??#god can no one be weird anymore you are ruining the sanctity of tumblr by taking yourselves sooo seriously please dear god#OKAY EVERYONE. BE NORMAL NOW#rant overf ffs
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THE TRADE | s.kerr
summary: as your afl season ends, your contract is up- leaving you, the hottest player in the aflw, up for grabs.
pairing: aflw!reader x sam kerr
notes: part one here!
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yourinstagram our third flag, so proud to have spent the last five years with this team. ytfg 💪💪
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samanthakerr20 the only time I will accept you not wearing a west coast guernsey is now ❤️❤️ so proud, go the crows!!
↳ yourinstagram screenshotting this and sending it to west coast right now
crowsaflw we love you #1
↳ yourinstagram ❤️
user no because im so happy
user they need to resign her
↳ user shes a free agent, meaning whoever bids the most is most likely where she will go
↳ user she can't leave the crows 💔
alannakennedy casually winning flags
↳ yourinstagram its a constant tbh
alexchidiac10 loving the hat in the second pic
↳ yourinstagram its sam's dads 💪
↳ samanthakerr20 roger was robbed
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aflwupdates BREAKING NEWS: Adelaide Crows star, Y/N L/N, is officially a free agent. After winning her 3rd flag with the southern club, L/N's contract has not been renewed and she is rumoured to be looking for a new club. It is unknown whether Adelaide is negotiating a new contract with their star forward.
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user im losing it, she can't leave
↳ user I wouldn't be surprised, she doesn't live in Adelaide so it might be easier to go to a club closer to home
↳ user where does she live?
↳ user y/n has a home in perth with her wife sam and their daughter, but flies between perth, adelaide and london (where sam and y/n also have a house) for sam's football
caitlinfoord sick pic though @yourinstagram
↳ yourinstagram ffs caitlin
↳ user caitlin can't resist putting her foot in it 😭
↳ yourinstagram literally this is my life, come get your dog please @mackenziearnold @alannakennedy
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yourinstagram in the off season we party (tillies style)
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mackenziearnold matildas 🤝 the crows
↳ yourinstagram party animals
user SAM AND Y/N HAVE MATCHING TATTOOS???
↳ samanthakerr20 disgusting really
user seeing the girls let their hair down is so refreshing
user y/n looks in no condition to have caitlin foord on her shoulders, that is one expensive woman y/n- don't drop her please
↳ yourinstagram if I did it wouldn't be an accident
matildas see you at training tomorrow morning ladies!!
↳ maryfowlerrr I can't go out.. I'm sick
samanthakerr20 you little rager, you look so good in that shirt
↳ yourinstagram its 100% off (a sam kerr exclusive discount)
↳ samanthakerr20 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
user we are all freaking out about her trade and she's out here getting off her face with her wife's team mates 😭😭
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crowsaflw it is with great sorrow we announce the departure of our superstar y/n l/n. five long years with the best, she will be missed on and off the field. truly a force to be reckoned with ❤️ we will miss you, forever our #1.
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samanthakerr20 she's off to continue to do great things ❤️ proud.
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user its so weird seeing them all lovey and not all I hate you
↳ yourinstagram dont worry its weird for me too
crowsaflw our girl!
↳ user but like.. not anymore...
↳ user too soon
kyracooneyx my lord and saviour
↳ charlotte_grant all hail mrs l/n-kerr
samanthakerr20 realising this photo kinda makes it look like you're dead xx
↳ yourinstagram sometimes when im with you I wish I was xxxxxx
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yourinstagram the new diggs
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user STOP ITS OPTUS, SHE'S GONE TO WA
user omg shes going to west coast or freo
optusstadium so happy to have you!
samanthakerr20 who says diggs?
↳ yourinstagram literally shut the fuck up
mackenziearnold physically cannot sit still right now
↳ yourinstagram right now or ever?
user y/n literally tell us, tell us right now
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westcoastaflw welcoming our new #1!! @yourinstagram blue and gold looks very good on you, don't you agree @samanthakerr20?
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samanthakerr20 DAMNNNNNN 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
samanthakerr20 can finally watch one of your games without wanting to vomit looking at your guernsey 🤤🤤🤤🤤
↳ yourinstagram 💙💛
user I cannot breathe
user sam got what she wanted 😭😭
↳ yourinstagram she always does unfortunately
roxykerr20 thank goodness we didn't invest in any crows merchandise 😂
↳ yourinstagram you never would roxy 😌 I did this solely for you and roger
↳ samanthakerr20 I'll just jump off a cliff then x love you babe
#one shots . * • .#sam kerr one shot#sam kerr x reader#sam kerr imagine#woso imagine#woso one shot#woso x reader
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photography era
inhaler x reader (platonic)
potential elijah hewson x reader (romantic) ??
reader is childhood bestfriends/ who doubles up as their occasional photographer, who the lads are trying convince to go on tour with them!
authors note: heyyyy so this is my first time every writing/posting something on tumblr so please be kind 🥹 social media aus are my guilty pleasure so i thought id try my had at one ! let me know what you think <33
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yourusername graduated college baby, celebratory drinks, idiots returned to the homeland, re entering my photographer era, (rare) pretty bus seens, my girls <3
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bobbyskeetz at least this idiot doesn’t still get the bus at the ripe of 24…
yourusername WHO HURT YOU ROBERT ?!??
collegefriend no cause im gonna miss seeing your cute face every day
yourusername no cause I cant think about it or ill get all sad !!
yourusernamecollegefriend we’ll do coffee loads
inhalerfan1 wait who’s this girl?? How does she know the boys?
inhalerfan2 they’re all mutual friends! they all grew up together, think they met during school :)
inhalerfan3 she’s really into photography, she took alot of the bands earlier pics!!
elijahhewson great no excuse now come on tour with us
ryanmcmahon_15 yeah or youll be a big fat liar
joshjenkinson_ yeah time to join your idiots on tour!
yourusername …. dont tempt me
inhalerfan2 omg to be her
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inhalerdublin dont mind us, just dreaming of festival season. not long now 📸 @lewevans
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joshjenkinson_ 🤘🏼🤘🏼
bobbyskeetz oh baby take me backkk
ryanmcmahon_15 who are those good lookin fellas?
inhalerfan1 me 🤝 ryan
thinking bobby and eli are goodlookin
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yourusername @lewevans the man that you are, these a sick photos 🔥
lewevans cheers mate! hopefully see you in action this time around ?
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yourusername oh ffs not you too 🫠
yourusername hahah U2 @elijahhewson
elijahhewson ….right prepared to be blocked
yourusername wait no no no come back! I dont even know who bono is !!
elijahhewson removed you as a follower !
yourusername added to their story
- bobbyskeetz hahahahhaha what an idiot
- joshjenkinson_ oh the receipts are coming out
- ryanmcmahon_15 well you know this is never gonna work to get back in the good books right?
- keep going tho
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yourusername so ill watch you life in pictures like a used watch you sleep 😭
Its now been a million days since my “best friend” cut all contact with me, come back guggi be here 💔
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inhaler1 holy shit these photos are something else
inhaler2 was just thinking this! Ive never seen them before
yourusername heyyy they were acc taken by me! my camera roll is plagued with these boys at this stage lol xx
inhalerfan4 wow i didnt know eli could smile..
bobbyskeetz its yn’s superpower
inhalerfan4 fwfagshsjue wtf hi bobby
joshjenkinson_ and by a million you mean 1 day right?
ryanmcmahon_15 and we were literally all together last night
yourusername god forbid a girl exaggerates every now and again 😀
inhalerfan3 wait omg are they dating?? he looks so boyfriend in these
inhalerfan5 omg they have to be you are so right
inhalerfan2 jesus they’ve said so many times she their bestFRIEND dont be weird
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I need help finding a ff!! TT
So i just suddenly remembered this fic that i read i while ago and now i can't find it so hopefully you guys can help me find it. I'll just dump all that i remembered about the fic in no particular order here.
So basically geto is married and he cheated on the wife with reader. All i remember is that the wife is a bitch even in like the first meeting with reader, (and if i remember correctly reader is younger than them too?) so reader doesn't take her shit and goes to a friend if i remember correctly and goes "she's such an insecure bitch about her husband so i'd give her a reason to by stealing geto away from her" and im pretty sure reader's dad is like a business partner of geto and the wife i think and they first met in like a family business party or whatevs? so yeah i also remember there is a scene that the wife is so fucking jealous and geto and her basically fucked everytime she's jealous to like "prove he only loves her" and when the cheating was going on when the wife waas jealous usually geto would fuck her right? but this time he was like not in the mood and just wasnt having it and she thought it was weird and if i remember the order there was one scene that geto fucked his preggo wife and was like " i hope i didnt disturbed the baby in there" and then reader called and basically admitted about their infidelity and the last chapter i saw was basically the wife planning revenge for reader, reader is like depressed on smth about her deeds and reader's dad was disappointed with what reader did and was like dont come to the family business dinner party or whatever
so yeah i just basically mind dumped here in all the scenes i remember so please help me find it thank you!!!
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🦅Being Shiratorizawa's Manager 🦅
Our Adorable Manager Falls Asleep on Ushijima
Ushijima Wakatoshi featuring Shiratorizawa x GN manager
Warnings: Swearing, fluff
AN: This is an Anon request and THE LAST REQUEST!!! It's taken 2 months but here we are 👏🏻 I'm going to be opening requests for chats scenarios and headcannons in June so be on the look out!
Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠
First off, can we just talk about how big this man is ✋️
Seriously, he's 6'3" and like bulky
Yet he just glides thought the air like a freaking flying squirrel
I mean, COME ON 👇🏻
Did I mention I'm a Ushiwaka simp? -oh I did??
Well it's worth mentioning again 🙌🏻
Seriously tho YN, the fact that you manage THE Shiratorizawa
👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
Sorry I couldn't help myself 😅
And the fact that you are literally the light of these boys eyes 😭
I cant- I JUST CANT
they love you so so much
Tendou is practically your shadow
Goshiki is literally your body guard
Semi and Reon are totally your mentors
Yamagata and Kawanishi have you in a meme group chat
Shirabu is a great tutor and listener
Am I forgetting anyone 🤔
Oh yeah, Ushijima!
Well, Ushijima is well Ushijima
He appreciates your support and cares for you as a member of the team
Literally you are the sun of Shiratorizawa
The boys 👉🏻😐😠😤
You 👉🏻🤸♀️🕺🌞🌹
Let's just say the boys get use to finding cute stickers on their waterbottles
You also tie dyed their towels 🥺
How fun!
You are an excellent manager and person
Unfortunately, we can't always be in our top form
And after a horrible night's sleep, your usy adorable, flamboyant manager is dragging and run down
"Yn are you ok?"- Semi
"Yeah I'm fine just tired"- you 🥱
"YN you need to make sure you get enough sleep!"- Tendou now worrying 😟
"YN didn't sleep?"- Goshiki hearing half the conversation
"Yn says they didn't sleep well last night"- Shirabu, correcting
"Maybe skip practice and take a nap YN"- Yamagata
"Yeah we can cover for you"- Reon
"NO WAY! YOU GUYS NEED ME"- you realizing it would be a bigger mess to miss practice
"YN has a point. Remember the last time they missed a practice?"- Kawanishi looking at Tendou
"IT WAS ONE TIME"- Tendou defending himself
"You almost set the horse barn on fire Tendou"- Reon 🤨
"See this is why I can't miss! I promise I'll be fine"- YN, famous last words
Spoiler alert: you were indeed not fine
You dragged through practice, putting up nets, filling water bottles and almost falling asleep taking notes
When it was the teams break time, you went and sat next to Ushijima
"Hello YN"- Ushiwaka 😐
"Hi Wakatoshi, is it OK if I sit here?"- you
"Sure. You look tired YN"- Ushi 😐
"Yeah I didn't sleep well"- You 🥱
"You can rest your head on my shoulder if you like. We have a few minutes break"- Ushiwaka 😐
The man gives nothing 👏🏻 and we all eat it up
"Thank's Waka"- you laying your head down
The mans radiates comfort and relaxation and soon you are sleeping 😴
When it's time to go back to practice, every gets up and heads to the court
Except for Ushijima 🤨
That's weird? That's strange???
"Ushijima are you coming?"- Semi
"Maybe his battery finally ran out"- Yamagata
"Ffs he's not a robot"- Reon
"Hey Ushiwaka! Come on man"- Tendou yelling
"Please be quiet Tendou, YN is sleeping"- 😐🤫
Everyone 👉🏻👁👄👁 whet-
"YN fell asleep"- Ushiwaka 😐
"You can move them Ushijima"- Reon
"Sleep is very important and YN needs sleep"- Ushiwaka
Semi 👉🏻🤨
Tendou 👇🏻
I graduated to the gif finally 🤣🤣🤣
"Well what do we do?"- Kawanishi
"I could-" Ushiwaka about to say something
"Before you even think it, no you can't play sitting down!"- Semi, stopping that asap
"Maybe we could replace Ushiwaka with something?"- Goshiki 🤔
"You can't be serious, let's just wake YN up"- Shirabu about to kick your shoe
"DONT YOU DARE!"- Tendou stopping him
Ushiwaka 👉🏻😐
You 👉🏻😴🤤
"We could just lay YN on a gym mat?"- Reon
"But then we'd be moving them"- Tendou
"Well we can't just let Ushijima miss practice"- Yamagata
"I'm not missing practice I'm here"- Ushijima 😐
"That's no- you know what, nevermind"- Semi walking away to grab a mat
When he returns, Ushi slowly cradles your head and lays it on the the mat
You are knocked out, dead asleep
"Maybe we should check if YN's breathing"- Shirabu
During a break, Ushijima approaches you, lifts your head and places it on his thigh
The boys go to practice while you sleep
Not even Ushiwaka's spikes wake you you 😱
"Ushijima what are you doing?"- Semi
"Isn't it obvious Semi?"- Ushijima 😐
"Umm- imma say no... 🤨"- Semi
"I'm more comfortable that a mat would be"- Ushijima, now petting your hair
Yes he is PETTING YOUR HAIR 😫
Please he totally would ✋️
"It seems like Ushijima likes our little YN"- Tendou
You curl up closer to him and we get a Ushijima Wakatoshi smile 🙂
Djcusmjxisnfhe PLEASE I CANT 😭
#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyu!#haikyu#haikyū!!#haikyu x gender neutral reader#haikyu x you#haikyu x y/n#haikyu x reader#shiratorizawa#shiratorizawa headcanons#shiratorizawa manager#shiratorizawa x y/n#shiratorizawa x reader#Shiratorizawa x yn#Shiratorizawa x you#shiratorizawa x gender neutral reader#shiratorizawa x manager#hq ushijima#ushijima wakatoshi#ushiwaka x you#ushiwaka x reader#ushiwaka x manager#ushijima hcs#ushijima x reader#haikyuu ushijima#ushiwaka#ushijima headcanons#ushijima x y/n#ushijima x you
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photography era
inhaler x reader (platonic)
potential elijah hewson x reader (romantic) ??
reader is childhood bestfriends/ who doubles up as their occasional photographer, who the lads are trying convince to go on tour with them!
authors note: heyyyy so this is my first time every writing/posting something on tumblr so please be kind 🥹 social media aus are my guilty pleasure so i thought id try my had at one ! let me know what you think <33
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bobbyskeetz at least this idiot doesn’t still get the bus at the ripe of 24…
yourusername WHO HURT YOU ROBERT ?!??
collegefriend no cause im gonna miss seeing your cute face every day
yourusername no cause I cant think about it or ill get all sad !!
yourusername collegefriend we’ll do coffee loads
inhalerfan1 wait who’s this girl?? How does she know the boys?
inhalerfan2 they’re all mutual friends! they all grew up together, think they met during school :)
inhalerfan3 she’s really into photography, she took alot of the bands earlier pics!!
elijahhewson great no excuse now come on tour with us
ryanmcmahon_15 yeah or youll be a big fat liar
joshjenkinson_ yeah time to join your idiots on tour!
yourusername …. dont tempt me
inhalerfan2 omg to be her
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inhalerdublin dont mind us, just dreaming of festival season. not long now 📸 @lewevans
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joshjenkinson_ 🤘🏼🤘🏼
bobbyskeetz oh baby take me backkk
ryanmcmahon_15 who are those good lookin fellas?
inhalerfan1 me 🤝 ryan
thinking bobby and eli are goodlookin
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yourusername @lewevans the man that you are, these a sick photos 🔥
lewevans cheers mate! hopefully see you in action this time around ?
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yourusername oh ffs not you too 🫠
yourusername hahah U2 @elijahhewson
elijahhewson ….right prepared to be blocked
yourusername wait no no no come back! I dont even know who bono is !!
elijahhewson removed you as a follower !
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- bobbyskeetz hahahahhaha what an idiot
- joshjenkinson_ oh the receipts are coming out
- ryanmcmahon_15 well you know this is never gonna work to get back in the good books right?
- keep going tho
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yourusername so ill watch you life in pictures like a used watch you sleep 😭
Its now been a million days since my “best friend” cut all contact with me, come back guggi be here 💔
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inhaler1 holy shit these photos are something else
inhaler2 was just thinking this! Ive never seen them before
yourusername heyyy they were acc taken by me! my camera roll is plagued with these boys at this stage lol xx
inhalerfan4 wow i didnt know eli could smile..
bobbyskeetz its yn’s superpower
inhalerfan4 fwfagshsjue wtf hi bobby
joshjenkinson_ and by a million you mean 1 day right?
ryanmcmahon_15 and we were literally all together last night
yourusername god forbid a girl exaggerates every now and again 😀
inhalerfan3 wait omg are they dating?? he looks so boyfriend in these
inhalerfan5 omg they have to be you are so right
inhalerfan2 jesus they’ve said so many times she their bestFRIEND dont be weird
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#elijah hewson imagine#elijah hewson#elijah hewson x reader#inhaler#inhaler dublin#fake instagram#social media au#inhaler x reader#ejiah hewson fanfic
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Girl no one is saying anything abt you being their girlfriend 😭
Ur 13 years old writing smut about 20 year old men. Read it all you want Idgaf, but writing it is weirdddddd.
I’m a minor aswell. Minor to minor, ur weird for this shit bae. If you were just writing like fluff or angst i wouldnt gaf, but you are writing smut aswell girlfrien.
Also insulting me for having a job is crayzzzzz. Like I’m sorry ur broke??? Idk what u want me to tell you home slice 🤷
13 year olds writing smut about 20 year old men is weird. Idgaf if you read it but writing it is off-putting.
Also there is no need to get all heated. This is tumblr ffs
girl please, if you dont like what im doing go away. scroll, block me. do whatever just leave me alone cuz i didn’t do anything wrong. there’s hundreds of people here 11-13 years old writing, reading smut. im not the only one kay?? so you can freely go and say this to hundreds of people and im sure they’re gonna do exactly what you say.
and you said you were on tumblr at 11 years old so wtf you mean im too young or wtvv??
it doesnt make sense
#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#chris sturniolo smut#sturniolo fanfic#adelinasanswers#sturniolo x reader#nick sturniolo
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YANDERE!KARUSER HCs
Note: as i said before, im terrible at writing yanderes. its mostly because im not a huge fan of it?! especially with characters i think would never fit in the role and Krauser is one of them. HOWEVER in a different timeline maybe, he'd make one hell of a f*cked up yandere.
i devided this into two sections (pre!javier krauser and post!javier krauser). enjoy~
comments and feedbacks are always appreciated:>
. PRE!JAVIER KARUSER .
you two met on one of his day offs when he was doing his routine jog and now he is EVERYWHERE!
like you can even see his iconic slicked back blond hair from the corner of your eyes.
you aint getting rid of him, you also aint getting a confrontation either!
i think back then he had more fucks to give so he kinda wanted to play it safe and approach you little by little
but when you where walking home alone one night(ffs dont do that) you got yourself in danger and then boom! this man appears outa nowhere and starts kicking their asses.
well that caught your attention and made you wanna give him a chance. what could go wrong, right?
oh you fool...
you aint getting outa his house anymore.
im pretty sure he has a single cabin in the woods that he has for the day offs he gets, so good luck runnung away.
not that you could if it was an apartment anyway.
this guy will hunt you down and drag u back. you will be his little canary or some shit.
. POST!JAVIER KRAUSER .
oh boy...
unlike the previous version, this man is too tired to give a fuck about playing it safe.
you two met at a bar where he was drowning himself in self-loathing and alcohol.
and as your obsession with military men with scars on their faces (and the alcohol) kicked in, you thought what better than to help him. right?! ahah...
look i aint judging you, thats literally me. ok??
you helped this man get his ass home safe from the bar and guess what? he was drunk and invited u in and u TOOK IT!
you helped him lay down, took his injured hand when he was having nightmares, made him coffee and everything OF COURSE HE WAS GONNA FALL FOR YOU!
your soft hands felt so good on his when he woke up only to see you fallen asleep besides his bed.
you appeared like an angel in his miserable life for a moment and from that morning he gave everything just to have your soothing presence in his life.
but soon this turned into something alarming.
he would confront you all of a sudden like: "be with me."
and if you refuse? well you can't. this man can turn on threatening mode real f*cking quick and this terrifies the sh*t outa you.
he'll keep you like a pet. attend to you good and make sure you are okay and happy but he also thinks the moment you walk outa his door smth is gonna take you away from him so say goodbye to outdoors.
he is so sad please be nice to him...i mean he technically gonna take away all your freedom but did you even have any to begin with?
enjoy you life with him while it lasts. and also enjoy knowing nothing about him. also enjoy meeting Wesker :D
that mf can and WILL pay u a visit just to scare Jack into doing what he's asking of him.
one day you ran away just to find out what he has been doing, who is he and who's that asshole that wears sunglasses indoors. And you saw smth that made you heart race in both fear and attraction(you weird f*ck! dw me too)
there he was testing his las plagas form. all monstrous and bloody. you took a step back in fear and the sound made him spot you. man he was terrified you were gonna run away. but nah!
you into that so you stayed.
you are gonna be so sad when he dies...
you think u can prevent that? try your best!
whooowhi!
thats the most yandere yall are gonna get outa me. hope that satisfied you anon who asked that.
ALSO i might wanna start a second page to write about other stuff [like mortal kombat :D] so i'll share it here too.
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also. i was going to ask this before but i didnt know how to word it: any zelda tropes you like/dislike? stuff like fairies being guides for link or the concept of sages/Legendary Sword or how link and zelda are always depicted or reoccurring characters like impa or beedle or epona. though theres probably not. a lot of tropes considering most games are vastly different from each other. uhh yeah if youve got nothing . things that were done from a zelda game that you liked?
OOH. tbh I had to think about this a bit (my gripes are usually with the fandom and how they depict the tropes as a Strict Narrative Rule) but! I do have some
UH ONES I HATE. this is gonna be long no matter what so it's going under a cut
Number one has got to be making link into a super special boy for basically no reason!!! being from a special type of knights is. so irrelevant to everything else about alttp link that I think a lot of people legitimately forget this. it barely ever comes up and it's honestly not that important to the story except as an excuse for why link's the only one that can grab the pendants and pull the master sword, which. why not just have him be the one to do this because he's just really determined? Ocarina of Time...tried this, sort of? almost completely irrelevant AGAIN. in twilight princess and wind waker they are just some guy basically and this is the best direction they could have gone with his character. except they ruined it in botw and ss and I will neverrrr forgive them for this. botw link beats up grown men at five years old he's like superbaby instant knight and I HATE it. it's just stupid. I don't even care that it applies pressure to him as a character and seems to affect him; they could have just made it an in-universe lie and it would have had the exact same effect so genuinely screw that trope
number two is calling random soldiers knights stop fucking doing this. i dont care that its fictional fantasyland it annoys me
number three! the 3D games' great fairies! I hate almost all of them the oot/mm great fairies are freaks, botw ones are so pretty but they're creepy as hell, and twilight princess is just a naked lady and it's stupid I hate her. wind waker minish cap and alttp fairies are gongeous though
number four. everyone thinking link is cool and or hot. I hate this in universe and in the fandom. I don't care that the devs wanted to make him """"cool"""" he's 100% always a LOSER!!!!
number five I hate the hijacked by ganon trope in zelda games so much. STOP ffs please let ganon/ganondorf take the spotlight we all love him. or let another villain be the main baddie
ok now for ones I like :)
nunberone...SENTIENT MONSTERS SENTIENT MONSTERS BABEY SENTIENT MOSNTERS ILVOE SRENTIERHSDJKFHSFHAAAAA
GRRAAA ITS A SECRET TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOE THE MOBLIN!!! KING BULBLIN SAYING HE FOLLOWS THE STRONGEST SIDE!!! THE ENTIRE DARK WORLD ITS SO
two. npc companions...rips off my shirt to reveal another shirt that says I LOVE MIDNA AND TATL AND EZLO AND KING OF RED LIONS AND GHOSTIE ZELDA AND MEDLI AND MAKAR AND TETRA AND SIDON AND YUNOBO AND
number three...I love random gods and spirits that are just hanging out because. keaton malanya zephos satori light spirits what have you. theyre great I need more of that.
number four incredibly weird npcs. need i say more
number five soldiers being extremely incompetent and dumb or getting possessed. soldiers as enemies or easily corruptible people
number six that one character that doesn't like link. you know what i mean (revali. groose. mido. iirc ralph? maybe? I haven't played much of the oracle games)
number seven hyrule with a dark and bloody past. and not only that but a fairly simple presentation of it that's clearly hiding a more complex underbelly. its just neat to see simple, clear-cut writing tell you so much with so little. it's a big reason I love alttp; it's simple but there's so much grief in it
number eight uh. clawshot/hookshot :] good stuff
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omfd s2ep8 spoilers & rant
originally posted to my twitter acc
i am genuinely so confused by the amount of pure vitriol some of you have towards izzy and izzy fans?? i get not particularly liking a character or agreeing with the way other people see them, but some of y'all are being absolutely disgusting towards others. what happened to cringe culture being dead, huh? insinuating people should be embarassed or ashamed to have a reaction to characters they like - having big emotions about media you love is part of being in a fandom! you're no better or less weird! oooh look at you being unwilling to forgive or accept character growth! wow! so morally superior and cool! just because you dont personally agree that a redemption arc was deserved or done well doesnt make it a fact btw.
ive been watching this season with casual viewers who are not a part of online fandom at all, and they have all very much enjoyed izzy's arc and him as a character, they are able to see the narrative importance of it, as are the writers and the crew. again, you dont have to agree. but dont act superior.
at the end of the day, this is a silly pirate show made mostly for 'haha's, and ALL of these characters have done HORRIBLE things, they're pirates ffs, that's kinda the whole point here guys! and those things are ridiculously easily forgiven (by our standards) again, because they are pirates and this is not a serious show.
izzy fans are sad, some are very very sad, maybe even a 'weird' amount! so? do you really need to dunk on them for lolz? make it out like they're insane for even liking a character that the show itself actively likes and supports and clearly wants the audience to like (in s2 anyway, and if you deny this then sorry but you're being willfully wrong)? idk why any of you are remotely surprised people like this character? starting to think some of you just wanna be edgy and seem sarcastic and cool and superior for your 'witty' twitter commentary tbh.
and of course sending any kinda negativity towards writers/cast/crew is disgusting and pathetic, but im seeing that from izzy lovers and haters alike on my feed, so dont you dare try and make it seem like a pro-izzy only issue here. and y'know what? it's also disgusting and pathetic to belittle and mock other members of the fandom, and im only seeing one side engaging in that behavior, please do humble yourselves and remember the times in your life when you have had a strong emotional reaction to things happening to your fav characters and ships. dont forget that you are also a loser with a fandom twitter/tumblr account.
and for the record, i thought the finale was genuinely good, as was all of season 2 in my opinion. all this immature negativity and faux superiority is making this fandom toxic. izzy is a popular character with viewers (casual & otherwise) and the creative team, who had a decent redemption arc. that is a fact, whether you like it or not. people should not have to feel hesitation about posting anything remotely positive about izzy out of fear of judgement or ridicule. save your cutting twitter remarks for actually problematic people.
im not even particularly attached to this damn character but the way y'all have been behaving has annoyed tf outta me.
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superior returns comic spoilers
so present otto is still being a dick ugh but seeing past superior otto was nice. makes me wonder how the rest of the series will be. will all of it be flash backs? i hope not urghgh i wonder what will make him be superior again. or if that will happen. graaaahhh!
dont do me like this marvel dont take my hope away and smash it
LET HIM REMEMBERRR
RAAAAGAGAHHH I LOVE AND HATE IT THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME I JUST WANT HIM. I JUST WANT HIM BACKKK FUCK PLEASEEE
i hoping, thinking, this gets covered in the main spiderman comic bc of the ending of this comic and the actual superior run will start off with otto being superior bc like it would make sense? like a comic without the main character is odd. though they call it "superior reckoning" which is like the ending of this comic? so everything might be self contained and be a small run with only flash backs??? god i hope not jskajkdajsd I JUST WANT HIM BACKKK
they havent done anything good with otto in 3 fucking years if they wanted to have a story with him they had their chance ffs
i hope and pray otto has a change of heart and solves the current conflict and like finally gets what he wants and then remembers that's all man godddddd. like saves estrella and actually harnesses the energy of the sun she had and gets his dream fulfilled. then remembers and is superior again or something like that I HATE IT HERE
bc just as easily, peter could save estrella and peter would harness fusion and otto would have nothing left anymore. just. desolate. he would be so fucking mad and then just so depressed i CANT TAKE IT. I CANT TAKE THE WISDOM I CARRY OF KNOWING OTTO ALWAYS JUST GETS FUCKED IN THE END.
just let him be superior and stay superior.... that's all i ask... society has progressed past the point of needing otto to be a villain anymore, even the movies agree.... ffs
ideal scenario: peter is fighting supernova and otto sees the destruction and only he can stop it. so he makes a device to capture her energy and it cures her. also he now completes his dream making a fusion reactor mirroring real life.
then with his dream complete he remembers shit somehow. remembers what he needs to do, and have a drive for the future now his main goal is complete. he is superior again and that is when the superior comic takes off. it would be weird to only have otto/flashbacks in the main superior comic, right? RIGHT? IDK.
but then we get adventures with superior otto and whereever that may take us but please dont fucking retcon him back into forgetting shit i hate that everyone hated that and ya'll didnt do anything with him for 3 fucking years after you did that. wasted everything
and hopefully superior otto is a main part of the spidey cast alongside miles and peter. yay! they were fuckign FRIENDS. let them be FRIENDS AGAIN.
im dying here. im like... being scorched alive like a goo on a side walk in summer. (ironically by the sun, the crux of all of this shit ksajdjkkj)
FUCK
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I agree with my whole heart abt ur ff sex post !!! it's like if there isn't a dick in the equation the sex suddenly becomes lifeless and tame........ like PLEASE ...
i do think its a feminist issue in that i think women, and people socialized as women, are so systematically cut off from their desire and anatomy (my mom didnt know u dont pee out of the same hole until i told her….when she was like 45….) that we don’t want to and don’t know how to write sex focused on vaginas. even in leftist circles and sapphic circles it’s easy to project onto cis men tangentially, because if you have to write about pussies you have to think about what feels good, what’s sexy, and that runs into this wall that you put up so you don’t HAVE to think about these things. i am pushing through these walls primarily for mine and my partner’s enjoyment, and publishing it bc other people should get to enjoy it, too, although there are still some things i write that really are too personal, i.e., pretty much directly lifted from real life experience, but that falls into a different category of erotica than, say, writing lesbians having weird sex with swords because it’s fun for those characters and why would i write it as cis men if i could just not? we alll love calling cis men butch icons or whatever; why not actually DO that? anyway, women like humping and women like sucking and women like sweat and body hair too and i’m gonna write about it.
on a side note it is very unfortunate that english lacks sexy words for female anatomy. we literally don’t have a good word for wetness. it makes writing it very difficult from a technical standpoint which means i also get more burnt out. i’m taking a few days off and then i’ll be back to my zolusbian fucking nasty duties.
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please dont make tuk calling jake daddy weird shes seven years old ffs😭
bro. you completely missed the point with this one. who’s making it weird?? i pointed out that she called him it. it’s cute.
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authors note; hi again!
firstly i just wanted to thank you for the love i got on my two other stories. I am beyond grateful!
I decided to try something different today, that I just made up in my head. I do not believe anyone has done this before me, which is why I say "I created it".
Basically, I spin a wheel with a bunch of fictional characters' names. When a random cc has been chosen, I shuffle my longest playlist at 18h and 3min and make a ff based on the song and character. If it's wished that i do a specific character from a fandom and then randomize a song / a specific artist / show / other way around, i'd love to do so! I’m also going to include the fandoms i am (currently) in, so that requests can be made! im not sure how to make a masterlist 😭
character: Jackson Avery
ship: Jackson x reader, y/n used.
song: I'm your baby tonight by Whitney Houston
pronouns used: she/her
warning: not really a warning but please dont cringe at the slight stuttering 😭 also did not read this through, sorry if there is any mistakes!
y/n started her internship at Seattle Greys, while Jackson started his at Mercy West. When Mercy West was shut down due to economic climate and they merged to form one medical facility: Jackson and y/n grew incredibly close incredibly fast.
From the second she lied her eyes on her, she went out of her mind completely.
She never even believed in love at first sight, but it was like black magic was done on her and she wasn't able to escape it. It being the constant blushing once he pushed her jokingly in the arm - the nervous laughter any time he 'recommended' a guy for her to date. The rapid heart rate - it's getting harder and harder to hide.
Y/n had been ignoring him for a while now, going on the second week. However, he knew something was up, and he was definitely not the first one to notice around the hospital.
He had pulled her into a supply room, hoping to force something out of her.
"I know you've been avoiding me, y/n."
"Wh- What?"
"I know you've been avoiding me. Why?" Jackson repeated, placing both his hands on his hips as he looked down at the shorter woman.
"I haven't been avoiding you." Y/n could feel her heart beat increasing already, and how it beated harder. Not only was she caught in HD quality, but they were also standing incredibly close.
"Then why do you always walk off when I come around, then? And ignore me when i try to talk to you?"
"I .. " She started, shaking her head and looking up to the ceiling, trying to think of something to say - buying time, if you will.
"haven't done any of that."
"You are really starting to piss me off here." He squeezed his eyes half shut for only a second while finishing up the sentence. it's true. The constant ignoring not only made Jackson pissed off - but upset too. They were practically best friends, and he found it weird that this would happen with no warning what so ever. He knew he hadn't done anything wrong. He had even gone to Mark for advice, and he agreed.
Y/n just sighed, looking down at her shoes.
"I think you know why I've.. ignored you."
"Oh, so now you admit to doing it?" Jackson removed his hands from his hip, transferring them into a cross in front of his chest.
y/n looked back up, straight into his eyes before shaking her head. It wasn't a 'no' shake, it was just a shake. Her mouth was opening, but nothing was coming out.
"Seriously?" He said, getting even more annoyed now. It was raining heavily outside, fitting the mood very well.
Y/n's mind is suddenly paralyzed with apprehension. She didn't know what to say - what to do.
"I just,"
"What?" Jackson interrupted, knowing it would be a long pause either way.
"It's just that-" She slid her bottom lip in between her teeth. She was wondering if being honest would be the bwst - or if blowing this off like it was nothing was. She felt .. conflicted, like maybe staying here instead of pushing him out of the way and leave was stupid.
“Ah, you know what Jackson… I can’t remember why. Sorry… Must've just been a busy couple of days." She laughed nervously, which caused Jackson to furrow his brows. He could tell there’s something more than just a busy couple of days, and he was definitely going to push it further.
"Days? It's been two weeks! We're friends, but in this hospital we are professionals first and how you've been acting lately has certainly not been professional."
"Fine. Fine!" By the first 'fine', Y/n's hands were up in the air like someone was pointing a gun. By the second, her hands were thrown down and slapped her tighs.
" I like you. I like you a lot. But because I'm a professional, I can't ... Be around .. You." Y/n looked at the floor by the end of the confession, not wanting to see his reaction. She was shaking her head, too.
Jackson was still. He didn't say a word, just like y/n before.
"Oh, come on. Now you're quiet?" Once again, she laughed nervously.
Jackson sighed, putting his arms down as he straightened his back - before he impulsively kissed her. He kissed her as he put his hands on her face. His nose was pressed up against the bit of her cheek that he wasn't holding, as his head was leaning a bit to the side while doing all this.
A few seconds of doing this, he pulled away. Only a few centimeters, close enough to kiss her lips again.
"It's okay, keep going." y/n said, pressing her lips onto his.
They might not get married - have 10 kids - buy a beautiful house together and live happily ever after, but he's hers for tonight.
#jackson avery#greys anatomy#jackson avery x reader#jackson avery x y/n#mark sloan#derek shepherd#greys anatomy fanfiction#jackson avery imagine#rainyamidala#cristina Yang#atticus lincoln#Alex Karev#Josephine wilson
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