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threeringssolar · 2 months
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GUYS JOIN GUYS SOUTH PARK GUYS SUS SYS SYS SERVER PLEASE ITS SOOO COOL
okay so basically we made a discord server for south park fictives and stuff erm join right now
theres a verifcation system and stuff yah
not super active yet since DISBOARD WONT REVIEW OUR SERVER but besides that i pinky promise were so awesome and cool and stuff
link: https://discord.gg/BCFtGnTEJH
JOIN!
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bruhseidon · 3 months
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Jason, as Red Hood, after Y/N hosed him down for using her animal-shaped shrubs for target practice out of boredom: You’re a fucking asshole!
Y/N, a civilian: Fuck you, get out of my garden!
Jason: I’ll shit in your fucking garden!
Y/N, hosing him down again: Go fuck yourself!
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Jason: Why are you looking at me?
Y/N: Why are you looking at me?
Dick: Why isn’t anyone looking at me?
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Jason: Bruce really hates us.
Roy: Yeah, maybe he's homophobic.
Jason: We're not gay.
Roy: We're not?
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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months
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*in complete darkness*
Steph: Pete, I'm starting to think this is a really bad idea.
Richie: I'm not Peter, I'm Richie. I thought you were Peter.
Steph: No, I'm Stephanie.
Ruth: You're Steph? Where's Grace?
Grace: Who're you?
Ruth: I'm Ruth.
Max: Hehe, guess who I am you guys.
Everyone: *screams*
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angelofthenight · 4 months
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Vance, sobbing: (y/n)! (y/n), I would be nothing without you! Ok?! I’m sorry! Ok? Please!
You: You called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car.
Vance: (y/n), I was in a bad mood! I told you that’s what happens after I eat!
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Casey: What are you doing? Donnie, holding a wiffle bat: Killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so it's going to take a while.
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insomniac-dormouse · 5 months
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Them<3
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@nerves-nebula
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msrosemagic · 3 months
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MC: Wow, Lucifer really hate us.
Mammon: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.
MC: But we’re not gay, Mammon.
Mammon: ….
MC: ….
Mammon: We’re not?
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amazing-spiderlad · 3 months
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Charlie: Dad, I'm supposed to fight someone at school tomorrow...
Lucifer: Charlie, let me tell you a story about back when your mother and I were dating. You see, your mother used to be very attractive-
Lilith: It's true, I was.
Lucifer: And there was this guy named Adam who didn't like me one bit- He wanted your mother all to himself...
*silence*
Charlie: So??
Lucifer: Hm?
Charlie: What happened with Adam?
Lucifer: Huh? Oh, I don't know- He died or something...
Lilith: Yes, I think that's right...
Charlie: Your stories never go anywhere! I hate it! I want out!
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harveywritings92 · 1 year
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[R/n is playing dungeons & Dragons for the first time, Gaz Aka Fallon the arch-mage is showing them the ropes, and is introduced to Ghost and Soap’s characters.]
Gaz: Ah, I see you’ve met the rest our party members, here we have the fearsome bone knight Goris and our archer, the breathtaking princess Soaphia, the fairest maiden in all the land.
R/n, looking at Soap:….Princess?
Gaz, whispering to R/n: Don’t ask why Soap wanted to play as a girl, it just seems to be the way he’s rolling right now…
Soap, in Character to R/n: Tee-hehe, hi there handsome!~ *winks* (Ghost stomps on his foot) OW!
Ghost, to Soap: Back off harlot…
Soap, rubbing his foot: Jeez, Si, chill! It’s just a game!
Ghost: Regardless she....Hold on-
[Ghost carefully checks over R/n’s character sheet to see who and what their character is and to make sure he was using the right pronouns: She/they.] 
Ghost: Yes, she is still my partner. So back off!
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threeringssolar · 2 months
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🏞️ System Intro 🌄
System Bio by @lxzlight on T^mblr ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎
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✎ collective prns r any ⎹ 15 | 🏷️ : vitsys
https://takeurvitamins.carrd.co/
— Rules/boundaries
☛ dont be weird, racist, sexist, lgbtqphobic, etc etc ☛Feel free to ❔/❓ members to get more info on them! (PK discord) ☛ feel free to ask questions if your unsure about something!! ☛yahh idk what else to add dont b weird or creepy thats all
— Alter Masterlist
Solar ; @threeringssolarreal
Millie ; @millienotmundane
Daisy ; No blog available.
Jimmy Valmer/Le Bard Jimmy/Fastpass ; @therealfastpass ‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿‿
SOUTH PARK FICTIVES PLS INTERACT !! (esp Tolkien, Henrietta, and Timmy!! I would love 2 talk to anyone tho. :))
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bruhseidon · 4 months
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Y/N: We’re not just sure, we’re HIV positive.
Damian: Will you stop it with that? What part of this is funny to you?
Y/N: Dami, we need to try to find—
Damian: What part of being infected with a deadly disease do you find funny?
Y/N: I don’t think it’s funny, Dami.
Damian: Then stop saying you’re “not just sure, you’re HIV positive”! This isn’t funny! AIDS isn’t funny! Dying isn’t funny, so shut the fuck up!
Y/N:
Damian:
Y/N: Well, excuse me, Dami, for trying to keep some optimism, you know? I mean, sometimes when things seem their darkest, you just need to try and stay… HIV positive. But if you wanna be so HIV negative all the time—
Damian: Knock it off right now! This isn’t funny… At all!
Y/N: Are you sure?
Damian: Yes!
Y/N: Are you HIV positi— [gets hit with a book] Ow!
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*Bruce, Y/N, and Dick sitting around a table, eating dinner*
Dick: Y/N… well? Do you want to tell your father about what happened at school today?
Y/N: *looks up in confusion* Um… O-oh. I flunked my math quiz.
Dick: No! The other thing!
Bruce: *now concerned* What other thing? What happened at school today?
Y/N: *thinking about it* Oh, the school shooting?
Dick: *clearly exasperated* Yes! The school shooting!
Y/N: *going back to eating* Oh, yeah. Some kid shot up the school.
Bruce: Who shot up the schoo- Was it you?
Y/N: No.
Bruce: Did you get shot?
Y/N: No.
Bruce: Oh. *goes back to eating* What’s this about failing a math quiz?
Dick: Are you serious?! Did you not hear what your child just said?! Kids died at the school!
Bruce: *surprised* I’m sorry, Dick, I-
Dick: Why are you all acting like this is normal? What is wrong with you people?! *gets up and storms away*
Y/N: What’s up his ass?
Bruce: *shrugs and continues eating*
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Sam: Why are you looking at me?
Bucky: Why are you looking at me?
Tony: Why isn’t anyone looking at me?
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Taranza: Wow, they really hate us.
Magolor: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Taranza: But we’re not gay Magolor.
Magolor:
Taranza:
Magolor: We’re not?
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