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miekasa · 2 years

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mie i feel like you don’t get the chance to talk about inumaki often. anything you’d like the say? pls speak into the mic🎤

The absolute evil chuckle I let out upon receiving this ask, thank you so much for enabling my antics it means the world to me <3

I know in my SOUL that he’s a biter. Shoulders, arms, hands, legs, cheeks—wherever he can reach, he will bite. Then he’ll fucking laugh when he leaves bite marks behind… insanity… he’s simply… he’s a world class gremlin (extremely affectionate) <333

Just looks like he has terrible road rage. His friends do not let him get behind the wheel if they can help it, Maki has dragged him by the back of his sweater out of the driver’s seat of his own car, and forced him into the backseat. Legend has it he once actually, verbally cursed while driving, but he honked the horn at the same time so it was censored.

Animal lover extraordinaire. Dogs, cats, birds, reptiles, even grubby things like worms lmfao (which he loves to use to freak other people out), Inumaki likes animals. Can be found going out of his way to stop by an adoption center after his classes just to play with the animals.

Oversized clothing king. Yes, some of his collection is just stealing clothing from his friends, but that’s not the point xoxo. If the sweater is two sizes too big for him, he loves it. Nothing better than burying himself in the hood of a hoodie that completely envelopes him, and falling asleep during lecture.

Speaking of lecture, he’s a doodler. He’s a… good student, he just doesn’t have great student work ethics? He’s smart, he takes notes when he needs to, reviews when he needs to, does his stupid group projects when he needs to, but he’s not the guy you’ll find making color-coded flash cards in the library at 2pm. If anything, he’s hijacked somebody else’s study session and has now forced them into watching Netflix with him in the library.

Another modern adaptation I have for him is that his palette is really… sensitive? That doesn’t mean he only eats the finest foods (he could live off of his favorite chips and Dr. Pepper if you let him), but he can discern ingredients in foods really well. He’ll take one bite of something and immediately push the plate away and when you question, he just brings his hands up to sign, “It has coriander,” and then stick his tongue in an over dramatic sign that he’s disgusted.

Frequently makes an X with his hands when he doesn’t like something. Doesn’t like waiting for Yuuta to stop talking to his classmates after lecture, waving X telling Yuuta to move; doesn’t like the snacks Maki brought to their study session, little X with his hands before he sticks a finger in his mouth to fake gag; doesn’t like when he sees you talking to people he doesn’t know, really big X so the other person can see it before he tugs you away by the sleeve of your shirt.

On that note, very easily and obviously jealous with little to no shame about it. He will not be the bigger person. If someone goes low, he’s going to hell LMFAO.

His playlists are a fucking mess. One minute it’s ABBA, the next it’s Hannah Montana, the next it’s Megan Thee Stallion. No cohesion when putting them together. And he studies with that playing… insane.

You’ve got a free lap? Not anymore, Toge’s laying there :) his head, his legs, sometimes his entire body weight because you know what they say: if it fits, it sits.

Sometimes he and Gojo like to make people believe that they’re father and son LMFAOO the light hair, blueish/purple eyes combo is coming in handy.

Loves to reply to messages from other people’s phones. Will reply from your phone to piss off Maki (who always knows it’s him). Will reply from Maki’s phone to scare Yuuta (who always falls for it). Will reply from Yuuji’s phone to Megumi to meddle (who says he never falls for it, but Inumaki thinks otherwise).

Favorite kind of pranks are the ones that inconvenience people slightly. Taking the batteries out of the remote, unstacking all the cups in someone’s cabinet, creating a new keyboard shortcut to fuck up their texts, setting 10 alarms in the span of 12 minutes. Absolute menace to society.

Flower boy. When he’s not being a complete nuisance and stain on society, he’s quite sweet. He puts a lot of thoughts into giving flowers—knows the meaning behind each one, cares a lot about the ratio of composition of flowers in each bouquet. Maintains his own little garden at home very well, and nobody would ever think that the gremlin who cuts lecture to play Kirby in his friends' room would so gentle with plants :)

#anonymous #i am trying to be normal.... but you dont understand now.... un normal i am when it comes to him #he scratches such a specific itch in my soul #likes hes demonic... in such an angelic way... my little gremlin boy <3333 #gonna put him in a jar and shake him around with glitter and flower petals inside <333333333 #inumaki x reader

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jinhyun · 5 months

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mon those texts were so funny i can't ahdkdhsjdh hyunjin's one was so funny to me like he was so calm in the first message then the panic 😭😭 the han one is so funny too i laughed a little more than i should at the censored b**bs ahjshdhsk

i'm so happy we got an update from you pls i missed u 😭

- 💗

please i'm so happy you enjoyed them 😭😭 hyunjin was only calm bc he was like "oh so this is a profesional matter" but it was NOT and then when realisation hit panic struck lmao. and then we have hanji being hanji, gotta love him 🤧

#i missed you too i'm happy to hear from you ��🩷#ask #💗 anon

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animationismycomfort · 1 year

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🌑hello just realized I never did a proper introduction….

well you can call me daily or ani

my pronouns are she/her and they/them call me either one

I’m a girl(born and identifies as such)

I am a minor

i swear quite a lot(tho I do censor it)so if that isn’t your cup of tea that’s fine

I am a multishipper(kinda it’s complicated)🌕

🌹I am anti hate anti extreme slander and anti exclusionist🥀

🔥other blogs🌧️

ijustneedtoshout is a blog to vent my frustrations to the world and for others to possibly do so as well

I will be moving all my rants there from now on

and others might come in the future but who knows

🦋fandoms🦋

I am into a lot of fandoms so…..here

sonic

dhmis

the sims

Solar opposites

superjail

buddy daddies

South Park

lego Batman movie

tmnt

venom

the bad guys

trolls

dsmp(characters)

osmp

lego ninjago movie

eddsworld

final space

cult of the lamb

Detroit become human

the walking dead telltale game

the wolf among us telltale game

moomins

monster high

mutant busters

afton family/fnaf

animated movies

animated shows

video games(kinda)

I will update if I remember anymore or new ones come up

✨how my tags work✨

for my posts search my stuffy stuff

for my art put in myart💜

for my memes put in 🌺my memes

for my sims stuff put my sims

for fandom reblogs I’ll put in the fandom i reblogged

for reblogs in general put rb

and for shipping talks just search shipping

for headcanons put in headcanons or my headcanons🩵

for my designs put in 🌻my designs🌻

for my stories or things about em put in 🐛my stories🦋

for things with mostly text or fully text put in text

for art in general put in art

and for videos put in videos

things I will very much post on my blog💛

my art

memes

nostalgia like movies or shows from my childhood

I will also just post things for a discussion because I’m curious how people work(people are confusing and scary ok)

shipping discussions/rants

and sometimes I’ll just post rambles cause I’m weird like that

I’ll talk about my interests and my fandoms cause I’m a wh0re

unpopular opinions(to me)

HUGE NOTE!!!

don’t message me unless I’ve already talked to and enjoyed your company as if you try to I’ll likely not answer and ignore you

because I get anxious and uncomfortable when people that I don’t know try to message me

tho that’s not to say you can’t send asks you can definitely do that

I encourage it

but please don’t message me as I’m not comfortable with it

also pls no negativity this is a nice calm safe place for people who just wanna have a good time and hang and I would prefer if y’all kept it that way🩵

#no negativity pls #I don’t accept nor want it so pls kindly f🖕 off #anyways #INTRODUCTION #HELLOOOOOOO #that’s it #things I will do with my blog and reblog #fandoms I’m in #no criticism will be taken or welcome here sorry

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cantquitu · 2 years

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You definitely don't hate Louis and you don't post about him either but I have a request, if you don't like what he's doing and you don't think he's a good singer then don't answer any asks about him maybe. I know you have full right to give your opinion but anyone who loves Louis would never like to hear anything negative about him so if you can't say anything positive, just don't say anything negative, and pls ignore asks about him. It's actually huge seeing him come this far.

I appreciate your message and the fact that you wrote to me in a respectful, friendly way.

I understand that you don't ever want to hear anything negative about Louis but frankly, that's just not how the world works. I don't write hateful things about Louis, because I don't have hateful feelings towards him. I certainly do not answer hateful, horrible asks about him except (very rarely) to push back on them. Trust me, I do not publish or reference even a fraction of the asks I receive about Louis, and I haven't for years - even when I really want to!

To understand my perspective; I have followed Louis' career for 9 years now. I used to write about him constantly on my blog - long before many of his current fans (and I'm guessing you, too) ever took an interest in him.

I had to stop writing about him because the hateful messages I received every time I so much as mentioned his name just became too much hassle. It didn't matter if I wrote lovely things about Louis, if I defended him, if I referenced him in an entirely neutral manner, or if I gave my honest opinion about something Louis-related in response to the questions I received. No matter what, I would get nasty messages.

So I stopped.

As time went on and Louis released more music, it became clear that his output wasn't for me. Writing or answering asks about him was no longer something I had to actively avoid most days because, as you know, I'm not a hate blog and I have no desire to spend months on end bitching about someone I'm not a fan of.

But I'm sure you understand that, as someone who really liked Louis for years and who wishes the best for him, it seriously sucks to have to censor any discussion of him on my blog because of the asshole behaviour of some of his fans.

People ask me about Louis because they know I was a fan and still keep an interested eye on him. They also send me asks about him because they know I'm interested in the tinhat conspiracy theorists who make up the vast majority of his fandom. I want to be able to answer those messages honestly when I feel like it, which tbh is once in a blue moon.

I'm going to continue doing so. If you don't want to ever see those posts at all, then please feel free to unfollow. I do understand.

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loud-sturniolos · 29 days

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So I need to ramble about my ex “friend” bc this mf did some horrible shit recently and I have no one to talk to abt it‼️‼️ This is rlly long, and may not make sense, but yk drama is drama, read if u wanna🤷‍♂️ Also, ngl, I’m also toxic in this argument but idc😞‼️

Also I’ve said like a bajillion times but nobody does it; my asks are open for literally anything, like pls talk to me I’m lonely af😞 U can literally ask for drama and I will tell y’all some random ass drama from my life if u want js pls talk to me LMFAO🙏

SOOOOO This kid that I was “friends” with (more like acquaintances, I dont rlly do friends) is such a fucking bitch like if I see him im gonna fucking beat the shit out of him. He messages me like every few weeks out of nowhere about random shit as if we’re friends, so the other day I kinda snapped when he asked “how are you” and i was like “idk why you care, you literally never talk to me at all, you left me on delivered for 3 months when I had nobody then randomly showed up again and tried to act as if nothing happened” and that kinda started an argument but he was to much of a pussy to argue w me😞 (Haven’t had a proper argument in a good while icl). Anyways next day this snapchat accoumt messages me that I’ve had added since december but like idk who it is, they message me w a snap using a random ass filter and the caption “Damien you gave me an eating disorder” so OBVIOUSLY I’m fucking confused asf, bc what?? Who randomly claims someone gave them an eating disorder??? Like especially claiming I gave them one whilst I’m recovering from my own?? back tf up. but anyways im like “wtf, who r u? idk u” and they listed like a few basic things that anybody on my snap knows, and i said anyone would know that, and then this mf bitch goes “Well ik your real parents are druggies” (Long story short, im adopted bc my real mum was addicted to her dads meds, idk abt my real dad) and obviously im like SHOVKED bc i’d only ever told like 4 ppl abt this that I trusted (idrc now tho, ill tell the world tbh😞‼️) so im instantly like “wtf who r u??” and he tries to make a guessing game out of it?? Like what the actual fuck?? Making a game out of my personal life is like a straight up no? Anyways I start yk, stalking n shit bc bro wont tell me who they are and I see their user name has “bl00dy” in, what do I see on my quick add? Ex friends full name, on a different account BUT the username has “bl00dy” in (btw im not like censoring that, thats literally how they spell it in the user💀), so I’m instantly like Who does this ugly mf think they are adding me on a fake account to talk abt my real parents n shit like that, so I head on over to whatsapp bc thats where we message and i send a ss of the fake acc and i say “is this you”, he deny it, I tell him all the proof I have that it’s him (Same hair colour/length from the snap, identical usernames, same humour, same typing style) and he denies it.

Guess who messages me 20 minutes later confessing? he does. If u gonna lie at least keep up the lie like tf? Anyways, he confessed and I was obviously pissed off bc I trusted him with personal info abt my real parents yk?? And I basically tell him he’s a stupid fuck that needs to get a life and he goes “Maybe I went a bit too far.” A BIT?! A BIT TOO FAR?! No mf you went WAYYY too far. Anyways idk what happened adter that part bc whatsapp wont let me back on it bc my storage is HORRIBLE. But I have some screenshots and can remember a bit of it sooo..

Next thing I have is him telling me “Human error is a think yn, you might not be autistic” so obviously I go off at him for that umh.. I wrote a lot so I’ll js put in the screenshot

so yhh.. that part happened😽

Next thing I have screenshotted pissed me off so much y’all dont understand omg. So first, he called me a high school drop out and called me special n told me i got sent to a “special school”, basically mocking my mental health and autism?? When I tell you I know so much about his trauma, and his mental health that I could have brought up in that argument i swear. anyways, i told him how the school i go to now isnt a special school, and that I didnt get “sent” i literally chose to go there, and also I haven’t dropped out of high school bc im still enrolled in a school??? then he suddenly starts asking me abt what job I wanted to do when I’m older, so I tell him (Child protection officer or a detective) and he starts telling me how 1. I’d probably brag about making a child cry and thats a whole other fucking thing if i went on abt that this would be way too long. and 2. How I can never get the jobs bc I need science. Keep that shit in mind, SCIENCE. He starts telling me abt how to get the job i want, the job i’ve been researching into for 3 years, he js starts telling me abt how ill mever get it. Then he brings up how I need psychology for it. And he says how psychology is a science. When I tell u this mf stupid istg😞 So I have to go explaining to this dumbfuck that i do not, in fact, need a science degree i meed a psychology degree. Then he tries to tell me how detectives use chemicals and stuff and I’m like… you mean the forensics team need chemicals? Bc detectives and forensics teams are two different jobs bae😨.

anywaysss, next thing I have screenshotted is me mocking his dumbass but idk the messages b4 it. but the SS is just this:

so thats cute. Anyways, the next thing that happened is when I got my older sister involved bc mf should not have brought it up!!

So I told him at some point to sort his memory out bc he was telling me things that didnt happen, then this mf tells me to basically stop being a hypocrite and tells me that the pills im on fucks up my memory. So, then im confused bc.. I’m not on meds? So I’m like “where tf did you get that from? i dont take pills” and this little fucker i swear i will kill him if he comes near me again, he fucking says “You failed an overdose, hence why I thought you took pills”. Who the fuck does this fucker think he is to bring up MY mental health? To bring up MY suicide attempts?!?! Like actually, he can shut right up bc he’s attempted too, so????? Anyways I was like fully gobsmacked rhat this stupid little fuck thought he could bring up my mental health like that, so I gave the phone to my sister bc shes a toxic bitch and she will gladly argue w anyone🤗

Heres a lil list of things I remember happening but don’t remember the whole thing(that dont make sense but oh well):

He brought up (to my sister) that she hangs out with “druggies” (People in her friend group smoke, vape, do ket, and weed etc. but she only smokes and vapes)

He sent a very quickly deleted message that I managed to read that was basically him 1. calling me a she (transphobic little shit) and 2. telling someone else about MY overdose. Honestly💀. Me and my sister know who he was most likely telling anyways bc he only has one friend😽

Anyways rhats all I rlly rememberrrr.. I can probably remember skme other things, or drama that happened before this argument so if you want more of my drama filled life js ask‼️😽

#loudsturniolos

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minjungkim · 2 years

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leej*nos (*e) & osakishot*ros (*a) are u eff tee! mainly looking for seventeen and txt u/rls but feel free to offer anything else!

#url uft #kpop url #url ufs #< for exposure #canon url #pls censor when messaging

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osakishotaros · 3 years

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leej*nos (*e) (in use) & osakishot*ros (*a) are u/ft for mainly txt, seventeen, stayc and any other kpop u*rls

#kpop url #url uft #canon url #url ufs #<- for exposure #pls censor when messaging

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yuqis · 3 years

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u.f.t/s

#kpop url #url uft #url ufs #pls censor when messaging

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flufflecat · 4 years

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hey so like my messaging system disappeared? i cant open it from mobile or from desktop so uh. if you wanna talk to me good luck, i guess??????

#tumblr messaging #idk whats going on #the messaging tab doesnt exist on mobile anymore #and when i click it on desktop it does nothing #was i censored??????/#was i silenced for httyd propaganda crimes????????#has my blog been privated???????? for some reason?#im so freaking confused #help me pls #HEEEEEEELP #fluffle talks

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peachithings · 2 years

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Drabble #1

Main Story // The Series Masterlist

Summary: Your boyfriend, Jaehyun, thought that the best first ever video to be uploaded on your joint YouTube channel is a surprise he has been planning for you and wanted to execute it on your special day.

Pairing: Jaehyun x Reader

Words: 2.9k

Genre: established relationship au, idol!jaehyun, youtuber!reader, fluff,

Warning/s: nothing but tooth-rotting domestic fluff, mentions and implications of the word 'sex'

Author’s Note/s:

tags: @seodojaezz @keeach @hyunniebuns @jaehyvnsvalentine@sunshinedhyuck @bts7aus @gyukult @tobiobb (pls tag or message me if you would like to be included in the taglist!)

Jaehyun's Vlog #001: Surprising My Love

“Hi, guys. It’s Jaehyun,” He introduced himself in front of the camera. “This will most probably be the first video that will get uploaded on our channel. And yes, you are hearing it correctly! I did say our channel. Just for everyone’s information, we did announce it over at ______’s channel that we would be making a channel as a couple. Now, this might be uploaded weeks after or maybe even later but I really want to document this surprise and share it with Czennies.” pausing for a moment to carefully compose his thoughts. “I will be planning a birthday surprise for my girlfriend and I’ll take you along with me as I plan it carefully with my members’ help.” Jaehyun took a pause, hearing the door open. He tilted a little to check who was coming in.

“Hey, Jaehyunie,” A voice called from the door. “Hyung! You scared me,” A familiar spongebob laugh erupted from behind. Jaehyun turned the camera around to show everyone who came in to see him. “False alarm, it’s Tyongie hyung.” The older man waved and greeted the camera, “Hello, everyone! I’ll be helping our valentine boy plan his surprise for _____.” Taeyong said enthusiastically. “Johnny said he’ll be here in a few,” He informed Jaehyun to which the young man nodded in response.

Jaehyun set the camera down on the table in front of him as Taeyong sat beside him. “I thought it was _____ when you came hyung, I stopped talking to the camera as soon as I heard the door opening,” he said as both of them laughed at his paranoia. “But she doesn’t come unannounced, right?” The older man asked. “No, she doesn’t. After deciding to surprise her, I have just gotten so anxious because I don’t want to spoil it. I really want this to go well.” Jaehyun confessed. “I am really looking forward to this surprise. It will not just be a simple birthday surprise, hyung.” He added as he took out a small box from his pocket, making the older man beside him gasp in surprise as he opened it to reveal a simple yet elegant engagement ring that he had custom-made just for the occasion.

“I have totally seen this coming,” Johnny intervened, panic immediately ran through Jaehyun’s veins, closing and hiding the box, reflexes faster than they have ever been before. Johnny laughed at the sight of his two friends. And when it had sunk in that it was only Johnny, Jaehyun felt relieved and soon, he was shooting daggers at the other older man in the room that was clearly happy at others’ misery, a.k.a his misery. “Chill, Jae. I’m sorry, okay?” Johnny said as he went to reach out to his friend’s shoulder to soothe him out of the mini heart attack he had given him a few minutes earlier. “But, yeah, I’m sure _____ will love it. No matter how you plan it.” Johnny assured as Taeyong nodded in agreement.

“I know she’ll say yes, because technically I have proposed to her already. This is just making it official, just for formalities, ya’know?” The statement of the young man had taken the two older men off guard. “No, we don’t know?!” They replied in unison. “First off, I didn’t know you had proposed?” Taeyong trailed. “Me, neither.” Johnny backed up. “I kinda asked her accidentally,” The young man confessed. “I had asked her… After we had sex,” the last part of the sentence getting censored out with a bleep that would naturally make their fandom, Czennies, very curious of when did really Jaehyun proposed to his girlfriend. “You’re an idiot,” says Taeyong. “Why would you even say that... after sex?” Taeyong added, ‘after sex’ getting bleeped out yet again. Johnny on the other hand has a different reaction than their leader, he was laughing at his younger brother’s escapade. “And you didn’t even think of having the ring first before blurting it out?” Johnny asked while still having a laughing fit, Jaehyun just pouted in response as their leader shot an unamused look making Johnny stop and composed himself. “I told her I didn’t want to propose that way, it just kinda happened. She actually didn’t want to propose again, wanted it to be as intimate as possible saying that we didn’t actually have to share the details to other people and also that she didn’t want it any other way,” Jaehyun said. “Then, why are you stressing?” Johnny asked out of curiosity. “Because… I want to be able to share the story to our children and grandchildren when the time comes. You know, a story we can freely tell to other people, our families, our Czennies.” The two older men nodded in agreement.

After the little conversation, the video log then transitioned to a montage of Jaehyun and 127 squad planning and preparing for the surprise Jaehyun had planned out as the days counted down to the actual day of the surprise.

Doyoung is now the one holding the camera, “Hello, everyone!” He greeted the camera. “We’re at the venue now and the nct squad had all come to help decorate the place. Jaehyun had left us with a spare camera and batteries so we could document the preparation. Taeyong is not here as he is getting the cake from the shop, Jaehyun opted for a minimalist cake. Well, he ordered two; one for _____ birthday and the other for his proposal. It’s pretty simple and very intimate. Jaehyun’s parents are coming a little later but unfortunately _____’s parents cannot come because they live overseas. We will have them on a video call so that they could also attend this beautiful moment between Jaehyun and their daughter later.” He shared as he walked through the venue to help with the room decorations.

“Guys, say hi to our valentine boy’s vlog!” Doyoung announced as he placed the camera on a table, making sure everyone can be seen in the frame. “To the world,” Doyoung started. “Here is NCT!” Everybody replied in unison. “Jaehyun doesn’t know that we’ll be doing this,” Mark had announced. “He just knew that we’ll be filming the preparations and all but we’ll add this segment for sentimental value. Or at least make it sentimental,” Doyoung added. “Let’s be honest we’re not going to make it sentimental even if we tried to,” A new voice erupted behind the camera. “Our leader has just arrived!” Jungwoo advised. “Wait, I’ll just store these in the fridge.” The leader announced, still behind the camera. “Since we’re technically complete, let’s start to bash the couple,” Johnny suggested, making everyone laugh. “Okay, I’m here. What are we going to do?” Taeyong asked as he tried to settle in one of the seats. “We’re going to bash the engaged-to-be couple,” Jeno replied innocently.

“Okay,” Doyoung said, stopping the curious minds in the room. “We’re going to leave messages of any kind to the couple,” He continued. “I’ll start,” Taeyong volunteered. “I’ll share something that just happened recently. It is the day when Jaehyun asked _____’s parents for their blessing. Jaehyun was so nervous that day that he almost peed his pants,” Taeyong laughed. “Also, he stuttered so much that ____’s father was the one to finish his sentence for him. It was so embarrassing. Jaehyun has performed in front of thousands of people but stutters in front of the father of the woman he loves. Good thing, ____’s father favors him a lot since he takes good care of _____. Because if not, he’ll most probably turn our valentine boy down and crash all of Jaehyun’s dreams and fantasies.” The leader shared while the other erupted in laughter.

“Okay, I’ll go next,” Doyoung announced. “The day we met _____, she was too quiet. She didn’t say much other than hello but she doesn’t cling onto Jaehyun either. She was distant with everyone but I have come to witness that day that she genuinely likes our valentine boy.” He shared. “How?” Jisung asked. “Because…” Doyoung started. “Did you witness them doing the deed that day?” Taeyong cheekily asked but was again, bleeped out for the safety of those innocent ears of the public. “Jaehyun is going to kill us when he watches this,” Mark said, laughing at the chaos that is brewing. “No,” Doyoung said, glaring at Taeyong but still laughed at the situation. “She was so sweet to Jae, privately. Until now, she does that. She doesn’t usually show affection publicly, especially in her social media. Although, I know she tries her hardest to share bits of moments here and there and at the same time have a private relationship with Jaehyun. For me, it is so endearing to witness. Since not a lot of people know about this, I can vouch for _____, she truly takes good care of our Jaehyunie. For more than what it's worth, there’s so much more that goes on behind the camera; a lot of good, cringe-worthy moments between the two.” Doyoung continued with a smile on his face. “I want what they have,” Jungwoo commented in pout.

The rest of the squad followed on to leave their messages to the couple. But much to Jaehyun’s dismay, a lot of the footage didn’t make it to the final cut solely because the messages were far too personal and intimate and Jaehyun didn’t want to make you uncomfortable in any way. So, instead he had saved the full segment on a different file so that he can show it to you after the surprise because he knows you’ll want to see the full version.

The segment ended with the squad shouting, “Congratulations!”

“Hello, this is present Jaehyun, editing the vlog. Just so we’re clear, I didn’t add a lot of the other members’ messages because they left so many intimate and private messages about ____.” The future Jaehyun announced. “But it’s okay guys, I have listened to each and every message my lovely and sweet NCT boys had left for me. I cried and laughed watching the whole segment, it was truly beautiful and chaotic just like them.” You interrupted. “Without further ado, let us continue on with Jaehyun’s vlog.”

The vlog then transitions to a montage of still photographs and video footage of the Neos preparing the venue, chaotic moments getting captured here and there.

“Hi, guys. It’s Jaehyun again. ____’s still home and I’m about to pick her up for our date. Well, of course, that is what she knows; we’re going to celebrate her birthday with a date night. It’s somehow my alibi while I was preparing for the surprise since my ears turn red when I lie and that would spoil everything I have planned for.” He informed the viewers as he laughed. “I came from practice, so I had already brought a change of clothes when I headed out this morning and took a shower in the company. I have already messaged her earlier that I’ll be home in a few and she replied that she’s almost done getting ready. So now, I’ll call her to meet me here at the parking space.” He said as he pulled his phone from his pocket and rang your phone.

*ring ring*

You picked up the phone and Jaehyun put it in loudspeaker.

Jaehyun: Baby~ I’m here at the parking space

You: Okay, I’ll go down now

Jaehyun: Eung~ I’ll wait for you. I love you.

You: I love you too

End of phone call.

“There’s the birthday girl,” Jaehyun said as he zoomed in on you getting out of the elevator. When you spot Jaehyun in his car, you can’t help but to smile at him for being cute, waving at him and the camera. Jaehyun got out of the car to open the door for you, “Chivalry is not dead, people.” He said, making you laugh. He got back to the driver seat and settled the camera on the dashboard. “Happy birthday, baby,” He greeted you as he reached the bouquet of peonies in the back seat. “Baby~” You said as your eyes tear up at the sweet gesture of your boyfriend. “Thank you. My makeup is going to get ruined.” You laughed while carefully dabbing a tissue paper to dry out your tears. “You’ll still look beautiful either way, my love,” He replied as he kissed your forehead.

“Let’s go, shall we?” He asked as he pulled out from his parking space.

“Yes, we shall.” You replied as you held his hand.

“We’re here,” He announced, then turned off the camera. The next footage is from a distant view. Jaehyun is wearing a mic so that the both of you can still be audible and he has hid it well to ensure that you would not suspect a thing.

As he turned off the car and went out to your side, you can’t help but notice that there were not many people in the venue that he chose. As you’ve come to think of it, the only people present are mostly the staff from the restaurant.

“Oh no, Jae, please don’t tell me you’ve rented the whole place out,” your pout evident in your tone. Your boyfriend on the other hand smirked and said, “I wanted this to be as intimate as it can be,” His words touched you, making you tear up again. “I love you,” He said and in reply, you kissed him on the cheek.

“Let’s get in, shall we?” He asked. “Yes, please.”

As you got inside the venue, the hostess approached the both of you. “Welcome, do we have reservations?”

“Yes, under Jaehyun, please.”

“Okay, we’ll just prepare the room for you in a minute. Kindly take a seat first and we’ll call you when we’re done.” The hostess informed the both of you with a smile.

“Babe, take a seat first. I’ll just go to the bathroom, okay?” Jaehyun said and you just nodded in response.

A few minutes have passed and Jaehyun still has not come back from the bathroom. The hostess then came back and said, “Ma’am, the room is ready. Please follow me,”

“Oh, can I wait for my boyfriend first? He’s still in the bathroom.” You requested. “It’s okay ma’am, I will just let him know that you’re already in the room.” You nodded in agreement not wanting to put up a fight for it. You followed the hostess as you whipped your phone out and messaged your boyfriend to inform him that you’re heading towards the room and that he could just follow through.

The hostess opened the room Jaehyun had reserved, and the lights were all off, candles illuminating the room. The hostess also gestured for you to come in and greeted you, “Happy birthday, ma’am,” You bowed to the hostess as a sign of thank you and smiled at her.

You walked in the room, a silhouette of a man standing in the middle. As you get closer, you notice that it is your boyfriend. “Babe, I thought you were going to the bathroom?” You heard him chuckle but did not respond to you. Vitamin String Quartet’s cover to Iris by Goo Goo Dolls started to play in the background as you reached where your boyfriend stood. He held out his hand to you and without hesitation, you reached out to hold his. Standing face to face, he caressed your hand, took a deep breath and started his speech.

“My Dearest _____. First of all, Happy birthday.” He paused and chucked out of nervousness. He took another deep breath.

“Before you, my life was always about work and always stressing out about work.” You laughed. “I would always try my best to conceal the exhaustion from all both individual and group activities I have in my schedule. Most of the time, I would forget about eating or taking time off from everything. And then I met you. I met you at the perfect time; at the right time. People around me have started to see changes; the good kind of change. Czennies would often comment about how smiley and happy I have become. My members have seen how much I have changed from putting up with everything and forcing a smile on my face to genuinely be that happiest person they have seen in our years together. And I felt it too. You take good care of me by always reminding me to eat or at least take a breather from the chaos I call my schedule; when I am busy and don’t have enough time for us, you make time and spend it with me and the members. You take good care of them too. With you, I am always at my best. That’s why I always try my best to be the best boyfriend I can be to you because I don’t ever want you to feel neglected or left out. And because I never want to give you any reason to leave me because I would not take it.” He knelt down and pulled out a small box from his pocket and opened it as he said, “So, please, ______ stay with me forever and be my wife,”

At this point, you were sobbing. Your mind was hazy but one thing’s for sure, you also wanted to marry Jaehyun. You nodded as you said, “Yes, Jae. A thousand times, yes.”

He smiled wide, dimples showing. As he stood up, he pulled out the ring and placed it on your left ring finger then kissed you passionately.

“Congratulations!” The Neos, Jaehyun’s parent’s and yours shouted as the other members popped a confetti or two.

Main Story // The Series Masterlist

A/N: Feedback is always appreciated, you can message me, send an ask, or you can reblog this along with your feedback ;) Also, character asks for this fic is open!

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allbrainrot · 4 years

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Oh hi! Can i ask for 💚 for felix with a female reader? Thank u! Those prompts were so cute btw!!

YES!! I’m glad you like them! Honestly this is the most realistic way I could imagine Felix confessing since he’d never outright admit it without a little prodding.. 🍄🖤

Felix:

- Felix would appear to be just as much of an asshole, but the other lions who know him well recognize that he is significantly less of an asshole to you. This is Felix code for ‘damn it I secretly love you’.

- In the academy days I could totally see Felix with unresolved feelings for a childhood crush on you, back from your little friend group in Faerghus. You don’t really remember anything out of the ordinary, but as the oldest kid I know Sylvain remembers everything that mini Felix did. Probably Ingrid too, she’s pretty perceptive, and I’m sure they eventually got Dimitri in on it.

- So flash forward to present day with all of you as members of Blue Lions, Felix has been trying just a little too hard to convince them that he definitely doesn’t have feelings for you. Faerghus squad has decided it’s been drawn out long enough, the truth has gotta come out before you end up married off to some other noble and it’s too late.

- Definitely says dramatic stuff like ‘you’re insufferable’ and ‘I have no idea how I’ve tolerated you for so long’ when he gets flustered to cover up what he really means, ‘damn it you’re adorable’ and ‘pining after you for a decade is getting frustrating’.

- Sylvain’s ability to evoke jealousy and Dimitri’s ability to elicit a protective response from Felix because ‘get the hell away from her boar’ are S rank weapons in the ‘confession war zone’.

- Step One: Get everyone to have an outing in town to “pick up something for Byleth.” Oh boy! Is that a pastry shop? Well Ingrid just has to force you all to go in! Everyone can sit at a booth with her while she eats~ Alright, time for Dimitri to sit right next to you! A success, he earns a mumbled ‘I don’t trust you for a second, boar’ and then Felix is wedging himself between the two of you. Oh man that’s a tight squeeze. Oh goddess you haven’t been this close to Felix since you were little. It is at this point, Felix realizes that he has been duped. And he is now focusing on suppressing his raging heartbeat while touching thighs and arms with the love of his life. Damn those scoundrels..

- Step Two: Lunchtime! Sylvain has engaged you in a ✨casual✨ game of hot or not, prompting you about your opinions on people at the monastery ‘innocently’ while we test just how hard Felix is capable of clenching his fists! Q: So, who’s the hottest house leader? A: Huh, I’ve never thought about that...I mean, Dimitri does have really pretty eyes! Felix is officially >:((((( and oh man when the boar stutters out a thank you Felix almost loses it..but he feigns cool and scoffs at the both of you.

- Q: Hmm ok..then what about everyone in our friend group? A: What? I mean, I think everyone looks pretty good?? Q: Welllll I don’t know man, Felix is hella scary, he has a permanent scowl! Stupid Sylvain!! Felix’s nails are full on digging into his palms now, how dare Sylvain talk shit about him with you?! Then you laugh..Goddess send help please your laugh is too adorable!! A: Quit being a jerk, Sylvain, Felix is totally attractive! OH MAN. Is it even possible for Felix to hide how red his face is? Can everyone hear how fast his heart is pounding? (Y/n) just called him attractive he feels like he’s going to explode!

- Step Three: Get everyone to cycle through sparring together and tell embarrassing stories about Felix. It’s a little evil but it’s a master plan..sparring is when Felix’s emotions show up the most. Everyone pray for my boy Dimitri who agreed to fight Felix while he’s worked up. You’re benched for this match, watching Felix because man he was impressive..when Sylvain and Ingrid engage you in an odd conversation about your childhood to pass the time. Including:

• Remember that time when we were little and Felix scraped his knee up super bad and came crying to you? He was sniffling so hard and he clutched onto you like a baby koala the whole time you patched it up!

• Oh, or the time that we went out by ourselves to go camping and when it got dark Felix was so scared! He kept crying and crying until you eventually let him share a sleeping bag with you!

• What about the time you sprained your ankle and Felix carried you the whole way home and told you he would be your knight in shining armor?

• There was also that time when you and Felix built a pillow fort and he told us that we weren’t allowed inside because it was ‘The Fort of Fraldarius’. And then we asked why you got to play inside the fort and he said that you were ‘Lady Fraldarius of the Fort’

- ALRIGHT THAT’S IT. Rip Dimitri, his sparring partner is in a frenzy of embarrassment masked by rage 💔 Shortly after hitting Dimitri with a sword over and over again Felix goes off to hole up in his room after being called out for his feelings. You’d be lying if you said you weren’t a little flustered, but it was ultimately overpowered by how funny it was to think back to little things like that and then look at present day Felix. You hadn’t thought about him like that in a while, he would always come to you and so you gave him space when he became more closed off.

- But you still mostly retained the ability to pick up on what the underlying meaning of your friend’s words and actions was. It seems he really hadn’t changed so much from the sensitive little boy who sought your attention..his adoration was still there, he just had no idea what to do with it. Truthfully, a part of you has always loved Felix and you had even wondered about the possibility you’d end up married to him, given the ties between your parents.

- The thought of Felix sulking behind you silently yearning for the rest of your academy days and then abruptly having to go into marriage with you was a mess. So, if you were certain Felix liked you despite his words, would it really be so daunting for you to make a move?

- Now you’re knocking on his door and hear a very muffled ‘go away’. The length of the chain bolt keeping the door shut allowed you to wedge it open just about an inch and you quietly peek inside and..Felix is on his bed, well, you can’t really see him because there is a heap of blankets piled over him. As if he’s building a protective barricade against your friends. Wait that’s exactly what he’s doing lol this is just the fuck off fort WAIT HOLY SHIT FORT-

- You whine at him to at least let you chill in his blanket fort because you didn’t do anything with the intention of teasing him. He groans at your childishness and informs you that this ‘fort’ is not yours to invade. Ok this could end up with a million different outbursts but the cards are all on the table-

- ‘But Felixxxxxx!! Even if I’m older I’m still Lady Fraldarius of the Fort 🥺🥺🥺’

- But he’s quick to quip back at you..damn so close!! ‘Well, (Y/n), given that you are 17 years old now I was inclined to believe that you realized that you actually have to marry a Fraldarius for that title. Perhaps I underestimated your idiocy.’ DAMN. He really went there. Ok, if that’s how it is, two can play that game..

- ‘Damn, alright. Well if that’s what it takes to get into the cozy Fort of Fraldarius, where do I sign up to check off the qualifications?’ >:3

- OH BOY UMMM FELIX IS COMING OVER HERE REALLY FAST- Be prepared to be picked up and be thrown into the fort with Felix.. It’s actually quite impressive how many different ways Felix can find to call you an idiot..while still attached to you. Felix, too, has known that there’s a probability you would become eloped by your families, and brings that up now because ‘Whatever. I suppose if I must marry an idiot, it would minimize the negatives if it was an idiot that I’ve already had to tolerate for so long. But if I have to endure such for my family line, I guess I should build up as much of a tolerance for you as possible before then.’

- So basically, the heavily encrypted message you received was ‘Yes, I’ve always thought about marrying you. But, now you have to be my girlfriend and give me as much of your attention and affection as possible’ He gets a little better about covering things up and has at least admitted that he loves you and you’re official, along with that it makes him happy when you hold him like you did when you were kids. He’s gone a wholeass decade now without ever seeking out anyone else, just remembering your childhood affections, so once you’re alone and he’s gotten used to things enough he’ll be pretty touch starved. Now, he just sits and waits, glaring at you until you deliver your routine cuddles that he would never admit to wanting out loud..

WHEW OK I DID IT AGAIN AND WROTE A RIDICULOUSLY LONG HC ON ACCIDENT 🥺🍄 Followers pls let me know if you like the long ones I write or if you’d like me to start making them short! Also lmk if you want me to censor any cussing it’s just a regular part of my vocabulary so I always end up writing some! Tyty for all the support I really really appreciate it 🥰✨ Oh! also! this is a side blog so unfortunately I can’t really reply to comments without it getting confusing, but I read everything and appreciate comments so so so much!

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quotidian-oblivion · 3 years

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Minecraft is better than Roblox

This is smt my friend wrote for their English assignment cuz they were out of ideas for a topic they were passionate abt. So, @imsatansfavouritespawn suggested they write about how Minecraft is better than Roblox cuz my frnd loves Minecraft better than Roblox. Pls don’t b insulted by the following essay, cuz this is just for fun, they don’t really mean it. *smiles awkwardly*

P.S Don’t mind the grammatical errors, my frnd’s horrible at that.

Minecraft is much better than roblox because the roblox community is much more toxic than the Minecraft community, when u log into Minecraft you receive a small positive message on the right hand corner of your screen but when you log onto literally ANY roblox game you get surrounded by ugly useless losers who want to pick a fight over the internet because they have nothing else to do with their sad lonely life, most of these people are teenagers such as me and they use it as a getaway from their crippling mental health. BUT Minecraft is also a valid getaway and its better because I use it as a getaway therefore its better. Minecraft is a calm game that teaches you how to slaughter rude zombies, skeletons, creepers, spiders and witches so it teaches you to get rid of the toxic people in your life and it teaches to kill certain animals because such as pigs and cows so that you can get food that teaches you how to fend for yourself in the wild. So by playing Minecraft you learn how to survive in the wild while Roblox teaches you to be a big fat ugly ass bitch with no purpose In life because no one fucking likes you u little stupid hoe. In roblox all the games are very laggy and has shitty details and no purpose in the game play other than to be stupid and dumb and bully poor little kids and then complain why little kids these days are so sad at a young age BECAUSE BITCH UR THE FUCKING REASON DUMBASSS. Also Minecraft can improve you mental state because it can be calm and nice and gentle but you can also let all your anger out into the game when you yell at your screen everytime A STUPID GODDAM CREEPER BLOWS UP YOU HOUSE THAT YOU WORKED SOOO HARD ON BECAUSE LIKE DAMN IM MINDING ME BUISNESS AND UR DUMBASS DECIDES TO RUIN MY HARD WORK LIKE DAMN LEAVE ME ALONE U ASSHOLE. But when u play roblox you release you negative feelings onto other younger children that want to be their annoying selves and mind their own business and hang out with other younger kids and be REALLY GODDAMN CRINGY LIKE DAMN ITS SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME SOO MUCHHHHHHHH LIKE SHUT UP NO ONE CARES IF U DRESSED UP AS A PRINCESS IN ROYAL HIGH CUZ UR NOT A PRINCESS U UGLY RAT LIKE STFU NO ONE CARES UR NOT HALF DEMON AND ANGEL AND WOLF AND WHATEVER THE HELL U WANT OK ITS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE. And because of the negativity that Roblox has on younger children I think its very negative because you might cuss at your laptop daily you wouldn’t hurt anyone else’s feelings because you never know the person you cuss out on the Roblox server could be the future president and they remember u and your username and they track you down and torture your family and then kill them in front of you and then ship you off to an island where they launch a missile to kill you all because of the trauma they experienced from you insult towards them on Roblox 63 years ago. But in Minecraft that cant happen because in Minecraft is mostly played by older people because they are more mature and ISN’T filled with little kids THAT HAVE FUCKING TERRIBLE COMBACKS LIKE DAMN “NO U” IS A SHIT COMBACK WTF ARE U IN 2014? LIKE STFU U UGLY ASS HOE AND YOU HAVE TO AUDACITY TO CALL ME DUMB LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW UR FUCKING TIMES TABLES DON’T TALK TO ME YOU DEMENTED FUCKING OGER LIKE WTF YOU OUT HERE CLAIMING YOU’RE A SHY LOST PRINCESS WITH FUCKING HIDDEN POWERS AND SHIT AND LIKE 3 SECONDS LATER WHEN I TELL U ITS NOT TRU YOU TRY TO CUSS ME OUT WITH THE ROBLOX CENSOR ON LIKE BITCH YOU CANT SAY U FUCKING WHORE THIS IS WHY UR PARENTS HATE YOU AND UR MOM LEFT WITH ANOTHER MAN WHEN YOU WERE 3 OK UR SUCH A MISTAKE YOUR OWN CREATOR LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU CANT THINK OF CREATIVE INSULTS ALL U SAY IS THAT IM TRASH OR THAT IM UGLY LIKE HOE I LOOK BETER THAN U IRL UR UGLY ASS CANT SAY SHIT ABOUT ME OK LIKE I CALLED YOU A FUCKING WALKING ZOO EXPERMENT FAILIURE SO DUMB COME AT WITH A “NO U” BITCH I WILL THROW YOU OUT A WINDOW IF U WERE NEAR ME UR SO FUCKIG PLAIN ATLEAST COMEBACK AT ME WITH SOMETHING CREATIVE WTF. And that my friends is why Minecraft I better than Roblox 😊

That’s it. Hope you enjoyed it. Cuz I’m rolling around and laughing rn. This is the fygly rat who wrote this: @minecraftfishy69

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