#pls pet your dog for me🙏

[hearts4robs]

Hiiii there!

Happy New Year ♡

Ooooh I have never done a match-up so I am really curious. I'm gonna go for DC because I only know this fandom and love those weirdos ♡

So I am a 27 years old bi non-binary person (they/them). I'd say I am pretty outgoing and very much talkative. I really like chit-chatting with strangers whom have dogs like at the train station. I am not much of a party person tho, I really like being home and reading stuff, listening to music or going for a nice walk with my dog while listening to my playlists. My favorite artists at the moment are AURORA, Laufey, Apshe, and Rain Paris. I have ADHD and a personality disorder which is why for now I am still under disability insurance but I am getting really well and I hope to finally be able to start my studies to become a librarian. I was very much a good student even for the few semesters I did at uni. I have a huge interest for literature and languages. I have studied latin, german, english, portuguese and arabic. Not fluent in many of them, but I do like taking the time to relearn stuff by myself from time to time. I am good at being self-taught, that's how I got my high school diploma since my health was a hindrance at the time haha. I am kinda a history nerd, love reading about religion in Ancient Greece especially in Attica and I love reading about the Witch Hunts in Europe and North America in the modern era. I do enjoy cosy "culture" and academia aesthetics. I am 5'6', dark brunette mid lenghth wavy hair (a wolf cut if you see what it is) with light brown eyes. I have huge fine golden glasses haha (already the librarian vibe). I am pretty chubby for now, eventhough I am losing weight due to feeling better health-wise. I love wearing button-down white shirts with vests or blazers or floral corsets and black turtlenecks haha.

Ideally, I'd love someone who is able to understand that I have some difficulties that others might not have, but who can be calm when it matters. I hate having huge arguments, if we need to argue I want to be able to talk it out. It's okay to be angry but I hate lashing out or being lashed at. A break to take some fresh air is okay if needed to have a civil conversation. I am not huge on receiving expensive/luxury gifts, it makes me awkward. I'd rather spend time with someone, cook with them or gift little things that are meaningful. I am huge on social activism. I do read a lot about different issues and it's important for me to listen to others and their experiences and try my best to do better with them and for them. I love my dog, she's a rescue and a peach. We lived a bit everywhere for a while because I was homeless around 20, but we managed and have a nice apartement now. I think I am pretty resilient as a person and I always strive do be kind and compassionate when possible because I know no one is born with all the answers and understandings of the world. I paint with watercolor from time to time, but I'd say my favorite hobby is reading and researching stuff because ADHD haha.

I don't like when people excuses stuff because of an illness. I can be an ass and it's okay to tell me and nobody should get a free-pass to be terrible to others. It happens to be shitty but you should strive to make it better if you couldn't avoid doing it at first.

I am a native french-speaker and half Portuguese. I am white European.

I can be a bit loud and outspoken but I always try to be mindful of the space I can take in a conversation with others because I don't want people to feel ignored. I can be adventurous, my 19 birthday was me going by train all alone with a backpack around the northern part of europe for a month. I would sleep at locals' place after talking to them on a specific website. It was great and fun and I saw so many museums ♡ I can be a bit of an airhead, and a tad much too sarcastic sometimes and I tend to switch conversations subjects often because I have links between them that makes sense to me but no one else.

My favortie tropes are friends to lovers, everything fluff, domestic, etc. There's beauty in the mundane ♡ I guess that when your mental health is a rollercoaster, you crave stability and calm easier haha ♡

I hope I gave you enough informations for your match-up.

Sorry, I am really a chatterbox haha ♡ Thank you and take care, dear ♡

𝐓𝐢𝐦 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐞: 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞

“What are you doing?”

“I, uh, think.. I might be building you a bookcase, can’t promise you anything though. IKEA isn’t very clear in their instructions.” Tim says, turning the instruction book upside down in hopes of the illustrations making sense.

A chuckle escapes you as you set down a mug of hot chocolate beside his organised work place on the middle of your living room floor.

“You think?” You ask, taking a seat beside him with a soft grunt, happily letting your dog snuggle up beside you.

“Yes, it’s very frustrating and for some reason, it’s all in French.” Tim says, trying to screw a screw into the proper place. “No, no, that’s not right..” he mutters.

“You do know I’m fluent in French, right?”

Tim slowly glances at you sideways before letting out a huff.

“I can handle it.” He reassures, chewing his lip in annoyance. “Go read your Shakespeare and I’ll be done in a few minutes.”

Headcanons:

Tim loves watching you read. He loves how you can both be nerds together.

You don’t live together yet but he visits often enough for your neighbours to know which days of the week you’re free.

He’s so supportive and tries his best to be a stable support system. You started out as friends and he let you crash at his for as long as you needed when you had nowhere to go.

Your dog is no longer “your” dog. It’s “our” dog to Tim.

It took him the whole afternoon to build that bookcase for you.

You’re such a sweetheart, I loved making this!! <3

#pls pet your dog for me🙏 #I thought Tim SO fast #also #Tim falls asleep while you read #★ robins match up event! ★ #★ match up event! ★ #★ robins events ★ #tim drake x reader #tim drake #dc x reader #dc #soft #timothy drake #Tim Drake dc #red Robin #red robin dc

[joysfaery]

dressing room — n. yizhuo

pairings: ningning x unnie!5th member!reader

warnings/tags: top!reader, bottom!ning, slight d/s, fingering, semi-public sex, unnie kink (kind of?), pet names (princess, baby).

genre: smut, some fluff

requested: yes / no

wc: about 600 (sooo short again m sorry pls forgive me 🙏🥺)

even though you two had precious few moments alone together in between your group’s busy schedules, ning yihuo always made them well worth the wait. after all, you’re her favorite unnie and her girlfriend (she’s definitely not biased). you could tell when yizhuo got needy for your touch, it was written all over her face. her cheeks flushed pink from arousal, her soft whimpers of need, they were music to your ears. right now, yizhuo is in your lap, long legs practically straddling your hips. you two are the only occupants of the empty aespa dressing room at some music show you can never remember the name of, both dressed and made up for the show already, just waiting for your group’s turn to perform. right now though, yizhuo’s pulling away from you slightly, away from the lips that had been kissing hers mere moments before.

“unnie,” yizhuo whines. she’s pouting at you, giving her best puppy dog eyes. you smile and cup her cheek, then move your hand to card through her long, dark hair. yizhou brightens at the soft touches. she opens her mouth to speak again, but you cut her off.

“does my princess want something, hmm?”

you’d have to be quick, you knew that, but that didn’t mean you couldn’t tease a little bit. you glance up at the clock on the wall opposite, checking the time. you have about fifteen minutes until someone— music show staff, or even the other members—would be looking for you and yizhuo. you smirk when your girlfriend whines again, reaching down to hold onto her waist with both hands.

“touch me unnie, please.”

how could you deny her when she begged so sweetly? you slid one hand down past her her underwear, fingers ghosting over her throbbing core before your thumb began rubbing her clit. yizhuo whimpered again, biting her lip to hold back any more noise as you slid two fingers to her easily and pumped them in and out at the same pace.

“unnie,” yizhuo gasped.

“feels good doesn’t it, princess?” you ask, smirking. “don’t hold back, unnie wants to hear you.”

you could tell how your fingers made her feel already, her little whines and cries were more than enough. you sped up your ministrations, fucking her harder and rubbing her clit faster. yizhuo nodded fervently in reply to your question, then she leaned in to kiss you. she whimpered into your mouth involuntarily into the kiss before she pulled away from you again, blushing. you shook your head fondly at her, but didn’t say anything. instead you watched in awe at a sight you’d seen many times before, one that would never get old. yizhuo’s thighs were shaking around yours as she panted softly, a litany of whimpering moans leaving her glossy lips. she always looked gorgeous when she fell apart for you.

“m’close!”

yizhuo’s cry dragged you out of your reverie and into the moment once more. you kept a fast rhythm as she started panting, gasping from the pleasure, while you were wanting desperately to make her cum.

“cum for me, baby,” you whispered in her ear.

and she did mere moments later, her whole body shaking with the force of the orgasm as she came hard all over your fingers. you kept touching her through it, until she was grabbing at your wrist to signal she’d had enough. you pulled your hand away and sat up, then leaned in to kiss yizhuo again. she kissed back before pulling away to rest her head on your shoulder.

“good girl,” you whispered, rubbing her back soothingly. one glance at the clock told you, you still had about ten minutes left with her. that was more than enough time for her to return the favor.

“get on your knees for me, princess.”

#none of this rlly makes sense but who give a fuck . not me #next work will be longer i swear !! #aespa smut #aespa x reader #ningning smut #ningning x reader #gg smut #୨୧⋆ ˚｡⋆ ๋࣭ ⭑

[keegansgf]

YOUR KEEGAN FICS ARE TOP TIER

okok so in your my angel, my paradise fic, Keegan says

“After this is all over, I’ll make sure that quiet countryside life you dream of comes true– I promise. No more war, no more dangerous circumstances, nothing. Maybe we’ll get a dog together.”

can I PLEEEEASE have a continuation/sequel where him and reader are living that life?? PLS like they live in a cozy house in the countryside with a dog (possibly a kid if you want) and it's all domestic and fluffy IM SUCH A SIMP FOR DOMESTICITY IM SORRY 😭😭

I AM ON MY HANDS SND KNEES BEGGING 🙏🙏 GROVELLING PLEASE I NEED DOMESTIC KEEGAN X READER

ofc you don't have to do this if you don't want to I totally get it 😭 either way I love LOVE your works so please keep it up 💖💖

IM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED THAT ILY

"lilacs and roses"

pt. 1 here, I don’t think it’s THAT necessary to read it though

pairing: Keegan P. Russ x reader

word count: 1.8k

synopsis: War has come to an end and you've relocated to a town suprisingly untouched and thriving, the perfect place to raise a family– It's just like what the love of your life promised you.

tags: domestic bliss, happy endings, family, a sequel to "my angel, my paradise"

A/N: I'm really happy all of you enjoyed that fic and my domestic bliss content <33. It's so heartwarming to see that you love my works and trust me more Keegan fics are on the way! I was actually considering making a sequel before this ask came in though, so good timing! Also, don't worry, I too am a huge simp for domesticity. 2/2 Keegan requests finished after my veterans day hold-up AHHH (note to self: write domestic fics while listening to laufey)

The light, refreshing breeze of warm spring air comes through your kitchen windows, followed by the chirping of finches at your bird feeder. The sweet smell of wild poppies and daisies fills your nostrils while you make a pitcher full of pink lemonade, slowly stirring in sugar and honey. The small, quaint town you relocated to is everything you could've wished for; the happy little monthly farmers market that's held once a month, the grey cobblestone roads, the old-fashioned lamp posts lining the sidewalks in the square– it was perfect. You thought this life could only exist in your dreams during... that period of your life. The memories of war will never fully dissolve and leave you at peace– but you have a loving family now, something to keep going for.

You dropped a few ice cubes in and placed the finished pitcher on the dining room table on top of the delicate, square flower print cloth. They were white roses, your favorite for a variety of reasons. They’re the flowers that grow in your town's planters and the same flowers your husband bought to propose to you. Ironically enough, they're your daughter's second favorite flower. The drawings of fairies in rose-inspired dresses and leafy hats are hard to fully keep up with, but you try your very best to hang as many as possible on the fridge. The flower was symbolic in more ways than your own sentimental value– It meant new beginnings and eternal loyalty, two things you were grateful to have. One of the roses from your ceremony was pressed and framed next to your wedding photo, hanging in your foyer gallery with the other happiest moments of your life. The day the family home was completed, your proposal, your daughter's first day of pre-school– they’re the quiet moments you smile about when they pop up in your head.

You returned to the sink to wash the kitchenware you used and looked out the window to see Keegan opening the gates, petting the brown border collie, Goose (lovingly named by your daughter) on the way in. You smiled at the sight of your husband. He's finally happy– you're both happy. You snap out of your staring and rush to open the front door, your sundress flowing behind you. Keegan must've heard the opening of the door and the light jog on the dirt path, getting up from the ground, leaving Goose to his shenanigans. He put his arms around your lower back and you threw your arms around his shoulders, giving each other a quick kiss on the cheeks before a sweet kiss on the lips. You softly laughed noticing the transfer of your lipgloss, quickly wiping it off his face.

"Work ended early?"

"No, I just figured I'd come home for lunch today," Keegan said offering his arm to you as you walk back to the front door. Keegan got a job as a mechanic after a bit of consideration. He’s always been handy with things, so the job was practically calling his name.

"You decided to close up shop for today?"

He was referring to your second-best achievement, (first comes your daughter) your boutique. Your mother taught you how to do needlepoint embroidery as a child once she caught you watching her work from the living room doorway. It was one of the more traditional things you learned, despite living in the city. Your love for the hobby evolved into sewing. You haven't picked up sewing since the war besides mending the fabric of your uniform whenever it tore or if a patch was falling off. Besides that, it was a joy to open a small boutique for the residents in the town, often taking special requests for their children.

"It's the first day of spring break for the little one. We were going to have a girly chit-chat over lemonade until you came in, dearie." He opened the front door and let you in before following behind you to lock it.

"Really now? I wouldn't want to interrupt anything." You joked with each other.

"But no, we were actually going to the lake for a picnic with a chance of some girly talk. If you have enough time, do you want to tag along?" You offered.

"Yeah of course. Do you need help making anything–? I can always help you with that sort of stuff–" you laughed and cut him off with a kiss. You both embraced each other and swayed in the comfort of each other's presence.

"I'm aware, but don't worry, I've already got the food prepared. There's enough extra for you too, Keegan."

"Thank you kindly, angel." He never let go of that nickname after all these years. Somehow you look even more perfect in his eyes with every passing day. You've gone through so much together yet your smile, your tears, your laugh... everything about you kept him going. His eyes aren’t as cold anymore because of you. You’re his angel sent from heaven itself. Now he's a husband, a father…a family member to the two people he loves most. Although Keegan never voiced it out loud, he's always thought motherhood looked beautiful on you. Seeing your skin glow while playing with your daughter or seeing your proud face after finishing sewing a pair of overalls for her with a flower embroidered on the front pocket, a purple lilac.

You find it fun to embroider lilacs instead of an 'L.R' monogram on her clothing as a nod to her name. Lilac, Lilac Russ. Keegan was the one to suggest the name, inspired by the bush in front of your fence. He placed lilacs at your hospital bed-side before you brought your little Lilac into the world.

You enjoyed the comfortable silence in each other's arms until you both heard the door to your daughter’s room opening, then seeing her tiredly walk into the kitchen clad in her button-up PJs filling up with joy after seeing her father back early.

"Papa you're back! Me n mama are gonna go on a picnic today! She said she was gonna make lemonade and sandwiches and cake!" She beamed. Keegan smiled at his daughter's excitement. He loves his cute little family so much.

"Your dad is gonna come with us, Lilac."

“That’s right.” He confirmed, ruffling her hair. She let out a squeal before grabbing one of each of her parent's hands and jumping out of pure bliss.

"Yayyy! If I change can we leave, like— right after I'm done?" You nodded and she happily stomped in place, hugging your and Keegan's legs before running into her room to get dressed.

"I'll never understand how that girl has so much energy after just waking up..." You sighed. "You better change out of your work clothes too. Hopefully, we can finish before her." You pulled your husband into your shared bedroom, closing the door behind you. You sat at the vanity fixing your hair, spritzing some perfume, and putting on your jewelry as Keegan picked up different clothes to wear for your family outing. He finished before you, looking over to see the love of his life.  You looked so peaceful. not caring about the problems for the future, but living in the present. He walked over to you and bent over your shoulder to sweetly kiss up the side of your neck, leading up to your cheek, wrapping his arms around your chest.

"You look so beautiful like this– you’re so naturally beautiful. I love you, I love our family."

"I love you too. Thank you for our family, thank you... for everything." The memory of his promise came back to you:

"After this is all over, I'll make sure that quiet countryside life you dream of comes true– I promise."

You take a second look at your lives– it's perfect. A lovely little house painted white in a field, a dog, and the most lovable child as a product of your burning love for one another.

"I'm ready!" Your daughter called. You can hear the tip tap of her running on the wood floors, the kitchen tiles, and finally the wood of the foyer. You get up from your chair and lean into Keegan's warmth as he grabs your hands, placing a kiss on your knuckles.

"You ready?" He asks you. You hum a response and he kisses the top of your head, walking you out of the bedroom. You see your daughter in her frilly dress and purple raincoat with her matching rain boots. Keegan goes out to get your dog indoors after seeing him getting sleepy while you put the food, plates, glasses, and silverware in two baskets. The lacey picnic blanket was already placed in a bag near the front door. Keegan came back in after two minutes, Goose trotting in, heading to his bed to take an afternoon nap. You looked at the various amount of items trying to figure out how to carry all of your things. You look over to see your husband fixing your daughters' ribbon and feel a type of fuzzy motherly feeling, then it hit you—

"Lilac, do you think you can hold the pitcher without spilling it?"

"I can!" You smiled and pat her head in praise, picking up one picnic basket and the tote with the blanket, and handing the other basket to your husband. You put the basket down to hand the pitcher to your daughter. She has one hand on the handle and the other at the bottom of the pitcher, trying to support its weight.

"You got it, kid?" Keegan asks your child while opening the door.

"I'm fine, I got it"  She responds waddling out with the pink lemonade. You slip your shoes on and Keegan locks the door behind you, kissing you before you walk passed him. You and your family walked out of the fence gates but your daughter makes an abrupt stop in front of the flowers.

"Mama, mama! My flowers are blooming! So are yours!" You look over your shoulder and smile at your daughters' reaction to the plants. The white rose bush is planted right next to the lilac bush, finally blooming after a long winter.

"They are, aren't they?” Droplets were still present from the time you watered them in the morning.

“Come on now, I don't want the ice to melt too much, m'kay?" You, your husband, and your daughter walk to the lake in one group. Your cozy little home was only a ten-minute walk from the lake– it's like the Russ Residences' hidden gem. One day in winter, you'll check if it's able to freeze over. Maybe you’ll teach Lilac how to skate for the first time. You acknowledge that thought, and let it pass, saving it for the future. You're here to enjoy your family outing, not to create plans. As you walk the desire path where grass refuses to grow made after many family walks to the lake, you did make one plan for when you three return:

As soon as you come back, you'll look at the lilacs and white roses to thank them, for everything.

#keegan p russ #keegan p russ x reader #keegan x reader #keegan p. russ #keegan p. russ x reader #cod ghosts #cod ghosts x reader #call of duty #fluff #domestic fluff #domestic bliss

[fairyofjaeyun]

shshshshshs subby jake headcanons pls 🥺🙏

omgomgomg— subby jake be on the brain 24/7 so I appreciate this ask

now I’m sure most of y’all know what imma say: puppy jake <3. it’s just so easy to picture him on his hands and knees with a leash and a collar looking up at you with puppy eyes and his tongue sticking out. I could also see him being into some more hardcore puppy play such as getting into puppy space and using a dog bowl and maybe even a cage. either way, he’s your good boy who just wants to fuck/be fucked like he’s in heat. it’s not uncommon to find him humping pillows, specifically yours because they smell like you. he looks so fucking pathetic rubbing his cock on your pillow, his lip sucked between his teeth to conceal his moans and whimpers but he’s so loud anyway.

also,,, how could I not talk about his tongue? his tongue and that pretty face were made to be sat on, they are your personal throne. he loves eating you out because he loves hearing you moan and praise him, plus you just taste so good. he won’t stop until your satisfied, even if his jaw and neck get sore and he can barely breathe. your pleasure always comes first (quite literally) <33 his mouth could skillfully suck a strap as well.

he most definitely likes to send pretty pictures of himself when he’s horny, which is often because of his high libido. he loves catching you off guard. especially when you’re in public and anyone passing by could see the pictures of his wet cock and gaped hole dripping for you. here are some videos (NSFW!!) that were sent to me by the lovely @applesooyoung that are perfect examples.

now this is more of a hardcore and personal fantasy of mine, but I would love to have jake as my house pet who just sits pretty and lets me fuck him whenever I want because he loves when I take advantage of him. he’ll be my good puppy and follow me around with his pretty collar on and follow every word I say. in return I fuck him stupid throughout every part of the house—pegging him over the kitchen counter, on the balcony, over or in the dryer; riding him while he’s asleep or on the living room floor. also making him eat me out or suck my strap under a desk while I’m studying/playing a game either making him wear a vibrating cockring or ride a girthy dildo with no permission to cum <3

#delivery {🍣} #sub!jake #sub!jaeyun #puppy jake <3 #sub!enhypen #sub!idol #sub!kpop #dom!reader #enhypen hard hours #jake hard hours #wet dreams [🌧]

[data-la-forge]

TELL ME MORE SILLIES ABOUT GEORDI’S DOG NOW PLS PLS PLS PLS

HI HEEELOEME that was quick OKAY UMMM

there were a few more things that i didn't say in the previous post so here

i like to think that data would know how to knit ans knit him little sweaters for both him and spot (spot doesnt really like hers which is why ahe isnt seen wearing one a lot)

of course geordi dresses him up for holidays r u kidding me .

here's gizmo in a pumpkin costume btw..

(geordi also gives him a santa hat for Christmas)

gizmo is one of those dogs that if he doesn't get enough attention he will be All Over You like if u stop petting him he'll ram his nose under your hand really aggressively so you pet him again HEELP

at some point they probably wouldve experimented with like a voice box for him s he could talk but he just ended up screaming "bologna" the whole time so they put that project away for another time 🙏

geordi takes him on daily walks around the ship and in the holodeck too :33 sometimes he brings him with him on less dangerous away missions just to get out of the ship

he's almost kind of like an untrained semi-service dog for geordi like sometimes something will bother him in his eyes so he uses gizmo to guide him around when data isnt there or if geordi got gizmo before he got the implants he'd probably have to have him get his visor a lot HEEELP

literally everyone on the ship loves him literally everyone even worf and some of the vulcan officers get a little bit of a kick outta him it's insane

whenever geordi's away, he usually lets troi and/or crusher look after gizmo because they usually dont go on the more dangerous away missions (unless they do, then he goes to Barclay)

OH MY GOD I COULD RANT ABOUT THIS FOR HOURS😭😭 I NEED TO STOP

#geordis birthday au #star trek #star trek tng #st:tng #the next generation #tng #anon ask #also a bonus if u scrolled this far; his favorite food is raw salmon :3

[lizpaige]

hi 👋 i’m going to overshare about my dog under the cut so if pets and/or vets, anesthesia, etc make you uncomfy pls scroll by

THE LOML my pup is turning four at the end of next month and tomorrow she has to go under anesthesia for a CT scan to check out a severe middle ear infection that has been going on for months. We thought it was fixed last year but she is still showing symptoms that something is wrong. i am going to be an absolute wreck if something happens to her. i got her during the pandemic in 2020 and living alone during lockdown was hell on earth idk how i would have survived without her.

can yall please keep her in your thoughts? I am not a religious person but if you wanna pray bout it, i would love that, pls and thank u. 🙏 i know a lil anesthesia might not sound like a big deal to some of yall but she has been though a hell of a lot health wise in her short four years so everything is stressful to me.

some cute things about her: she LOVES people, has no sense of danger and blindly trusts everyone she meets. she is 25 pounds but when a noise happens in the hallway or she thinks me or my friends are in danger she puffs up her chest and has the power stance of a dog 10x her size. she is an aries 🔥🔥🔥 and loves to cause trouble but she tries very hard to be good. she’s also not a morning dog and will snooze on the couch until 12 when i’m wfh but she wakes me at 7am even on weekends for her breakfast because priorities. 😅 she also loves watching tv (esp if there are animals present)

(also disclaimer i am sooooo lucky and privileged to be able to afford this procedure and that i have pet insurance that covers some of the burden there. highly recommend finding pet insurance if you’re able but understand its not possible for everybody.)

#irl

[wheeboo]

my duty is to send u every kwan edit i come across now hdhann <33 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeSVXK9X/

THATS GOODD, i hope u have a wonderful day mlml hope you're well rested and omg we have such a huge time zone diff 😭 it's like 6 pm for me rn. 11K??? I CAN ALREADY TELL ITS GONNA BE MY FAV FIC OF THR YEARR (everything u do is amazing 🙏🙏) but omf u best believe im staying in my bed the whole day until i finish the fic and probably cry about how sweet it is 😓😓

THATS SO TRUEE, ur name describes u perfectltlyl 💪💪alsoso are u a cat person? i saw ur pics from the cafe u went to and they were so adorable 😭😭 do u have a cat of ur ownn

and what if i call u the love of my life now ??? this is literally one of the softest n cutest edits of seungkwan omg 😭😭 is ur bias jeonghan?? if so i will also send u edits of him hehe ^^ 🫵🫵

ahh thank u sm i hope your day was good lmk if u did anything fun!! PLS its okay i'm used to having a big ass time difference with moots 😔 luckily i'm truly a night owl so good chance i will be awake if it's morning for u hehe <33 EEEEK i'm so happy to hear ur excited omg 😭😭 lowkey haven't had time to write for it lately but when i do i will make sure it is of utmost quality ☝️

HSKJDAS u rlly think soo ?? :(( ur so sweet UGH. i would say i'm both a cat and dog person tbh!! honestly i was mostly a dog person but ever since i started writing fics with cats in them i fell in love with them so fast 😭😭 the cat cafe was soo fun n the cats were so adorable fr i would def go back there again when i can!! >< are u a cat or dog person as well??

sadly i don't own any pets :(( haven't owned one in a while (i used to own rabbits) but it's mainly cause my parents don't like pets in the house sigh :(( but when i do move out i'm for sure getting a corgi and a cat n we will make one big happy family hehe. do u own any pets lovely ?? <3

#sorry can u tell i love rambling LMAO 😭😭 #mimi! #rozisisme #friends ༊ #answered

[kyra45]

Scam asks (A list)

This is gonna be loooong, but at this point it's needed so others may use it to find scammers like I do. These are mixed between old scam asks and current asks. Mostly common ones, though some new ones are mixed in. New ones will be added if located. If you got one of these at some point, it's a scam. These are all mainly pet donation scam related as they are the most common scam type on tumblr.

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Hello there! Just wondering if its okay for you to check the post i pinned and reblog/boost it? Im in desperate need of help im really sorry for coming across your inbox (pls answer this privately) only if its ok 😞 thank you and stay safe

Hi there, im sorry for this (if it bothers you) please see my pinned post as I need help for it. Please boost/share it for us, thank you so much. Really means a lot 🙏

Hi 👋, just hoping if you could possibly help me boost/share the post I pinned for my cat. I would truly appreciate it and im sorry if you if you find it weird to come across your inbox with this favor, It breaks my heart asking for help during what are terrible economic times for everyone. I wouldn’t reach out if I wasn’t desperate. (Pls answer this privately if you dont mind)

Hello there! Just wondering if its okay for you to check the post i pinned and reblog/boost it? Im in desperate need of help im really sorry for coming across your inbox (pls answer this privately) only if its ok :( thank you and stay safe

Hello! Im sorry if I did bother you by coming across your inbox. Just asking for some help if you can share/boost my post or pinned post rather. It means a lot!

Hi! I do apologize coming across your inbox just for this :( just wanted to ask some help if you can possibly share/boost my pinned post? Thank you if you do! Means a ton of love to me

hi ♡ can you reblog the post about my dog? tysm ❤️

Hi can you help me reblog my pinned post about my dog? Thank you so much❤️

annyeong sorry to disturb you, can you reblog the post on my timeline?

Hi is it okay to ask for you to reblog the post about my cat? tysm ♡

Hi im sorry for this! I know that its a bit of the blue but would it be okay if you can check my pinned post? Literally anything helps at this point. I’d appreciate whatever support can possibly be given. Pls consider sharing if its fine and thank you for taking the time to read!

Hey sorry if im bothering you, just checking if you could be able to help me spread my pinned post. Just writing this in hopes it would reach someone that can help. Thank you, it really means the world to me.

hello can you pls boost my post about my dog? tysm if u do! ❥

hi ♡ can you reblog the post about my cat? tysm!

hi :)) can you help me get reblogs for my cat post? tysm ❥!

hi can you pls reblog the post on my blog? boosting for my cat, thank u :)

hi can you pls reblog the post on my blog? boosting for my dog, thank u :)

Hi 👋, just hoping if you could possibly help me boost/share the post I pinned. I would truly appreciate it and im sorry if you if you find it weird to come across your inbox with this favor. (Pls answer this ask privately)

Hello there, would you mind reblogging the pinned post about my dog on my blog? It would be greatly appreciated if you could boost or share this! We require funding as soon as possible. Ignore if not allowed xoxo

#Keys scam asks #scam asks #scam #vet donation scam #scam alert #checklist

[thecraftybear]

Hi there! I know that this might come inappropriate to ask for a favor like this but I just wanted to ask if you could possibly share or boost the post I pinned for my dog Dixie. We're in desperate need of help right now and I hope you'd consider, if not I completely understand dont worry. Be safe always out there! Wishing you good health and peace, and late happy valentines! Pls consider sending me a msg instead of replying the ask publicly, if its fine or maybe answer it privately 🙏

OK, since you don't mind, i will answer this publicly. Not because i believe you, but as a warning to my mutuals.

Your blog is barely a day old and contains a mishmash of reblogs which raise my eyebrow above my hairline with suspicion. I don't know you and you don't seem to know me. We don't share any mutuals. And i'm hardly Tumblr Famous. So... what in the world made you think that coming into my askbox with a plea for boosting your signal was a good way to get support?

And, honestly, i don't believe your story. Some of my mutuals have received similar asks, constructed with much more effort, including supposed photos of the pets in need; invariably, these turned out to be scams.

#not a signal boost #not saying i'm sure this is a scam #but getting such an ask from a freshly made and weirdly random blog rings too many warning bells #potential scam warning

[iheartyouyou]

Can I ask you some questions?

I need more friends on here 😭

1. Are you a part of the LGBTQ+ community?

2. Who are you currently hyperfixating on and why?

3. What are you in the mood to write?

4. Your favorite food(a)?

5. Favorite shows?

6. Any song recs?

7. Something you find really interesting that others find really boring

8. If you could get a tattoo right now, what would it be and why?

9. What is your dream career?

10. What is you ideal pet?

-🌌

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I WAS WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY INBOX

I’m not apart of the LGBTQ+ community, but I do fully support anyone who is, and the community.

Probably Eddie Munson from Stranger Things- or Joseph Quinn. I think mainly Eddie since I’m still grieving, but he is such a kind soul and didn’t deserve what happened to him.

Angst. Pure Angst, I’m a sucker for angst if you couldn’t tell

I am obsessed with Chicken Alfredo/Fettuccine Alfredo. I don’t know how to explain it, but the cream and parmesan is chefs kiss.

I don’t have a favorite show, butttt i do very much enjoy watching these shows: Stranger Things, You, Euphoria, Outer Banks, Shameless, Good Girls and sitcoms.

Not really, all I listen to is 80s/90s rap and some songs on tiktok. But I really need some, so if you have some pls pls pls let me know any good ones 🙏🙏

I like to do my nails; paint them, do acrylics, gel, and my friends & family find it boring. Not sure why though, I think they’re just jealous

I would get a tattoo of my first ever dog’s name. Her name was Gia, and she was my first friend. I was around the age 3-5 when I first got her but she kept on having seizures so we had to put her down.

My dream career is a Criminal defense lawyer

A snake

Thank you so much for asking me these questions 🥺 I will gladly be your friend, cause I need some too lmao 💞💖

#anon aks

[oersteds]

Heyah! I hope you’re having a lovely and amazing day, reaching out in hopes if I could get some help for Ella’s (my Dog) situation if its okay, I know this might come totally sus, you can just ignore if its not fine with you, I understand. But if you’d consider, please help by reblogging/boosting it so that we can gain more traction. :( im sorry if im being desperate, pls send me a msg to reply or answer the ask privately. 😭🙏

Ohohohoho buddy you picked the wrong motherfucker to scam today.

Did you know? The "Family And Friends" option also prevents users from sending a payment dispute, making it *incredibly easy* to scam people with this! Paypal can't do shit if you're fooled by this.

Most people that know how to use Paypal can easily set up a GoFundMe, or similar sites that allow people to ask for donations from strangers. Do not donate to a stranger's Paypal.

This blog only has reblogs of other people's pets, aside from their scam post they've reblogged from themselves 11 times in the span of a minute. I'd be shocked if the dog in the scam post is actually theirs.

Kindly take your scamming elsewhere, asshole. Fuck you.

#cryptid running the drive thru (ask) #scam likely #scam artists #scam alert #scam accounts

[nxtsnw]

Hi! I love your writing and I saw you opened up matchups so I wanted to jump on that chance.

Ight, so I'm looking for a Tokyo Revengers romantic matchup. I am a straight female, 5'9, Leo, and a ISTP. I live for music, reading and anime(lol obviously). I love animals and was raised on a farm so I'm good with them. I dont like cocky people or ignorant people and I'm not afraid to shut them up. I am an only child. After taking a test it seems I kin Mitsuya.

Generally I keep to myself and I dont talk to new people unless I need to. Once I'm comfortable with someone though all bets are off and I go wild. I'm dirty minded and not afraid to show it. I'm not a person that requires constant communication and I will go MIA for weeks then just show up and go like normal(during summer and times off). I do really enjoy hang around with friends nonetheless.

Relationship wise my love language is more of a service type and I'm not very into touch. My communication is very similar to above but I would like it if they checked in. They would have to get along with my dad, he is my only family and I want them to get along.

Anyway, that got long so I'll leave it to you🙏

Even if you dont write it just do you! Hope you are happy and healthy! Best wishes 🥰💖

n.a: thanks for your words <3 I really hope that you'll like it! (sorry for any mistakes)

Also pls u look so cool!!<3

I’ll match you with KEN RYUGUJI<3 (Draken)

- Honestly it gives me the perfect boyfriend vibes🏃

-I'm convinced that he can play classical guitar and that he loves playing it for you.

- He's a responsible guy who knows how to take care of the people he cares about <3

- It wouldn't exist to hit someone who annoys you or just looks at you in a "suspicious" way.

- expect a lot of headpats 🧍

- As I imagine your date: (engaged for years now, both of age and you were thinking of going to live togetherajajah).

you two meet in the morning to have breakfast with your trusted bar. But in that moment, you don't see Draken alone, he's also with a small white dog that he carries on a leash. He was dressed in a classic white short-sleeved shirt and black jeans, one hand in his pocket and the other holding the leash- (as it was everything normal)

He reaches you (you were still stunned by Draken's companion) and strokes your head to bring you back to reality <3

"y/n he's Baki, Baki she's y/n" and so he introduced you to the little pet that would have lived with you and Draken from that moment.

(take this as "yes y/n, I bring this dog for u because I wanna go to live with u", he's not very good with words 🧍)

Exactly on that day you decided to move in together !!! (you've been thinking about it for a while :))

You found a small apartment in the center that was not too expensive, you both worked and you could afford it !!

He would love to wake up in the morning to prepare your own food, and although it would be awkward and difficult at first, you will soon get used to it.

- He would laugh at your dirty jokes, and even if he were a little embarrassed he would respond with another joke;)

- He would often like to hang out you around and would love to be able to travel with you

- don't worry, it would come to your father dressed very well and with his hair not tied up. He just wanted to look like a good guy. (Don't worry, I'm sure that he made a good impression :))

- He would often talk to you about motorcycles, how he modifies and repairs them. Yes he would feel very comfortable with you(let's appreciate this<3 ) :)

- he would often give you tulips in your favorite color.

- He would accept the fact that you don't like the PDA and wouldn't ask for it, he would leave affection only when you want it<3

- love your fighting side and the fact that you have no problem to tell ur opinion :)

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo revengers x reader #draken #ken ryuguji #match up #match ups #match up event #nxtsnwmatchup

[lostmystyx]

Pls enlighten me with ur kankri Hot Takes I don't know alot about the dancestors 🙏🙏🙏

buddy i know EVERYTHING about the dancestors. everything. and im wrong about nothing. i have read meenahbound at least ten times and that is an underestimate and not a joke. i have read every single fucking word kankris ever spoken, even the tiny shit, multiple fucking times, because my dedication to my craft is nothing if not thorough and torturous. ive read every goddamn character analysis there is on kankri, ive seen all the posts, ive read all the fics (not rlly i love myself), and i can tell you for a fact that everything everyone tells you about him is fuckint wrong. i started studying his character because i was mad abt how ooc ppl made him and i just got madder. i learned how to write him. i perfected it. and i havent done it in years because i hate him and his fans so fucking much. the world is not READY for my kankri takes. they do not DESERVE them.

but i love it when ppl ask me things, so for you, anon, i will take the time to divulge some of my secrets. first off, kankri is a bonafide grade a fucking asshole, hes ableist and sexist and abt every -ist under the sun, and he hides biting remarks under layers of political correctness and ranting so that by the time he insults you youre too zoned out to notice. that said, hes also not an outright asshole, hes not blunt with his meanness, hes not straight up about it, and people who just make him an uncaring dick are ALSO wrong. its an extremely thin line to walk and everyone is falling off like a toddler on a tightrope. he cares, deeply, but hes also fed up with everyone around him (and for good reason, because all of the other dancestors are ALSO massive assholes). he cares about being pc more than he cares about the actual issues hes "fighting for," he makes some good points, and he also makes a lot of bad ones. sometimes hes right, and sometimes hes just so caught up in what i believe boils down to a form of self-loathing via extreme policing of himself and others that he says and does the stupidest things known to man that make me want to cut my own dick off and staple it to my forehead so he can call me a whore and a transphobe.

second, hes capable of not ranting. like, he can carry a normal conversation where he talks a normal amount. it happens. inevitably someone will say something that gets him going, but you know. not every sentence has to be an essay.

third, oh my fucking god if one more person writes some fucking shit where hes "cured" of being celibate i am going to print out and laminate cards that say "youre an aphobe" to pass out to the masses. kankri isnt aroace, hes clearly in love with latula and just has self-imposed celibacy on himself possibly bc he thinks its gonna keep him from mucking up his quads, but even though hes not, and even if he was, the way people handle his celibacy is disgusting and offensive. if you dont want to write him celibate just dont make him celibate and pretend that never happened. otherwise it plays into the "ace ppl just havent found the right dick yet" thing, which iS RLLY OFFENSIVE. this is like. one of my number one kankri pet peeves. ill kill someone over this. the sexually repressed kankri hc i constantly see sucks and is objectively wrong anf im going to rip the head off of the next person i see doing it like a rabid fucking dog.

im going to make this my last note on this, bc i already have a headache just thinking about kankri, but the way ppl characterize his interpersonal relationships is bad. its bad. his relationship with latula is a mirror of karkats with terezi, nothing more, nothing less. his relationship with porrim is fucking bad and unhealthy. porrim babies and infantilizes him and regularly crosses his boundaries, and i t hink (?? dont quote me on this one its been a minute) the only time he rlly gets angry and blows up at someone is bc porrims does something he didnt consent to. at the same time, hes rlly rude to porrim and says loads of bigoted shit to her and treats her like shit. hes super ableist towards mituna, thinks hes an idiot, and treats him like shit. he doesnt really have a good relationship with anyone, because everyone hates him and he hates everyone and all of the dancestors are lions in a cage without enrichment, pacing back and forth and wondering how much longer they can stand each other before one of them snaps and kills the rest (oh wait! damara and meenah kind of did already! and kurloz is actively plotting a second death!)

anyway yeah. this is less of hot takes and more of a list of my pet peeves but yeah. i hate kankri, actually, i think hes the fucking worst, and i obsessively know everything about him out of spite.

disclaimer tho: i like all homestuck charas as charas like its cool its neat theyre cool n i hate kankri like you hate a villain but also i hate the fandoms idea of kankri and i hate kankri fans and if youre going to comment on this post defending ur hcs dont