#poor dexter

[brooklyn-is-boring]

book NATM is unhinged 💀

#TEDDY WHY #POOR DEXTER #he probably deserved it though #bad monkey #natm dexter #natm teddy roosevelt #natm #night at the museum #natm books

[eahsayswhat]

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! Based on an actual shitpost I made on my primary blog a while back.

#source: shit F says #creator: yours truly #images from: YouTube printscreen #shitpost #charlie cupid #dexter charming #poor dexter #daft punk #ever after high #incorrect quotes

[theosphobia]

hc tht simmons was left handed and developed ambidexterity while he improved function w his cyborg parts but still favours his left.

n he'd frequently get grif's hair caught in the little bolts and sockets which ofc pissed him off

so whenever grif senses tht simmons is abt to try and run his hand thru his hair when they 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 he takes hold of his hand instead and laces their fingers

n its like symbolic or whatever bc cyborg hand and the grafted hand w simmons' skin

#rvb #red vs blue #grif rvb #simmons rvb #grimmons #dexter grif #dick simmons #poor writing but u get the gist maybe #hc theyre making out and simmon's heart short circuits or his hand gets red hot

[iamderp07]

The cone of shame

#spooky month #spooky month fanart #spooky month dexter #spookymonthbob #bob velseb #the cone of shame #poor bob

[happy74827]

Writing for underrated characters can be both rewarding and frustrating.

Seeing comments about how thankful/grateful they are that someone is finally supplying for them is literally enough to make you want to burst into tears of joy.

But, then, you also get reminded that wow… what an empty void. How cruel.

#there’s so many characters that deserve sm love #and it’s sickening that every time I go to read some and there’s nothing #like please #someone write my poor babies #I can’t be the only one 🥲 #writers on tumblr #writer problems #tumblr page #x reader #reader #fanfic #fanfiction #gideon graves #todd ingram #dexter morgan #felix bell #scott pilgram fanfiction #suits #harvey specter x reader #mike ross x reader #harvey specter #gideon graves x reader #lucas lee #lucas lee x reader #todd ingram x reader #suits fanfiction #joe goldberg x reader #rhys montrose x reader #billy burns #billy burn x reader

[sysig]

Delusions (Patreon)

"Could I have your hand, sir?" Max didn't move, which Dexter was, sadly, getting used to.

"Sir?" Max jerked, then turned and stared at him, lost and blank. "Your hand, please."

Max's hand lifted shakily, and he laid it gently in Dexter's upturned palm. Dexter gave a quick and quiet "thank you," then turned it over in his own hand, observing him closely.

Too closely - his knuckles were rough and his fingernails were dull and cracked in places. His once-soft, not-a-day-in-his-life-subjected-to-hard-labour hands were now, already, toughened and split and scarred in places, especially the heel of his palm. He turned it over again, this time to stop looking so intensely. He had only wanted to give it a cursory glance to begin with.

"Do you know what I see, sir?" he asked as conversationally as he could manage, running his fingers along Max's abused flesh. He seemed to be at least half paying attention, his eye gazing down between them, and he'd occasionally twitch, encouragingly Dexter thought. He seemed to want to curl around him, then stopped and shook, his hand squeezing into a fist. Dexter coaxed him back out, encouraged him to hold himself lightly.

"What do you see?" He was almost startled by Max actually continuing their conversation, that happened so rarely now, shaking and quiet as it was. He took a deep breath, was he really going to do this?

"I see a hand, with five fingers." Max remained quiet, though his brow curled, and a guarded look came into his eye, though he still wasn't looking at Dexter. He felt a pang of guilt, but he had to try. "What do you see?"

Max's eye unfocused and began to water. He looked up, but not enough to reach Dexter's gaze in return, instead staring through his chest, and he felt just as hollow and empty as he must look to him.

"Do you take me for a fool, DAX?" Quiet and as close to angry as he'd heard since they'd been here.

No, not angry.

Betrayed.

He swallowed down the stinging lump at the back of his throat. He had to put on a brave face, had to keep his composure if he wanted Max to get better. That was the only thing he wanted, more than anything.

"Of course not, sir. Genuinely, what do you see?"

Max pulled his hand away and turned his body, his bandaged side facing Dexter. Shutting him out, pointedly. Dexter's empty hand curled into a fist, he was no better.

"Please, don't..." Max took a shallow, shuddering breath, and several beats before he spoke again, even quieter. "Don't ridicule me." Dexter could hear his breath catch, and he wanted nothing more than for this all to just stop.

"Sir, I didn't-"

"I've had enough of that." He shook his head stiffly, the action strange and wrong, like he had forgotten how. He stilled, his head turned even further away. "More than enough."

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Dexter Favin #And a drabble-fic under the cut #I ended up writing that the night after I read - I was a bit too inspired while busy so it's a little on the unfocused side haha #I would've cleaned it but I worry it wouldn't make it out of that stage! Please enjoy it for now <3 #This set is mostly periphery ideas - inspired by events rather than directly shown ♪ I suppose the first two kinda count tho #But they're more directly of the little scene I wrote ouò Poor ZEX </3 #And Dex! He's usually so capable! But he's stretching himself so thin ahh it's hard to watch in the best way #Of course he doesn't want to give ''Max'' over to just anyone - anyone at all really - both of their trusts have bottomed out #But how much could he reasonably care for him in that state? When he's still being actively haunted and most importantly - Not Max #He needs helps he needs support he needs to sleep and shower but a second with his eyes off Max and - then what? He'll immolate from fear #It's hard to imagine him crying but pushed to this extreme? To the thought of losing Max utterly and completely? Hhhhh #I do also just love him being possessive even outside of how terrible the situation is - he's always had his glimpses but this situation #Brings out the worst in him <3 In terrible ways #Really his method is just setting ''Max'' up nearby and prompting him over the sound of the shower like that's not nerve-wracking at all #Like he already doesn't answer half the time if that #As for the mini fic I was really interested in Dex's line about indulging ''Max's'' delusions #Apart from the fact that they're not delusions - not that anyone believes him outside of the Institute - what it means to indulge is weird #I saw one example of how to handle delusions that stuck with me - how not to deny them outright while also not reinforcing them #Since it's not actually helpful to be told ''That isn't Really happening to you'' when to you - to ZEX - it really is! How invalidating #And so rather to take the approach of ''I don't see/feel/hear what you are - I can't find any evidence of it myself'' and extrapolating #Dex taking the approach of ''What reality are you experiencing right now?'' and trying to build from there! #Unfortunately ZEX has already been treated like....well like all that - he's not in the mood for games even well-intentioned ones #He /knows/ he's in a human body. He can feel that and see that and understands that. It doesn't change who - what he /is/ #The idea of a completely broken ZEX is so sad to me :( He's so strong and prideful and vivacious - Max really is another him </3 #It's not the same but he was saved from death! To fall into torture... But even despite that I want to see him succeed! As much as he can #Even in that small and shaking way I want to see him be hateful and spiteful - angry. Powerful <3 Fighting ♥

[zvmz]

Sorry to the Humphrey fans (if they exist) but the guy looks like he’s never even touched a stick of deodorant in his entire existence

#sorry but he’s giving stinky and unclean #cringe loser boy and not in a hot way #unlike Dexter he gang fr #I’m just imagining poor cerise with her heightened smell having a class with him #she’s like #what if you- as a joke- buy deodorant and like. put it on. #AS A JOKE OF COURSE #eah #ever after high #humphrey dumpty

[grimgummies]

Hemlo

I also like Spooky Month

Do you think Moloch would actually be friends with the rest of the villains, like people portray him in the art, or do you think he'd want nothing to do with them?

OKAY ACTUALLY I have a surprising amount of ideas relating to this PFF

A lot of it is based on any artworks Pelo has done where he's interacting with Bob, Dexter and The Eyes, but I also like to look at it through a lens of 'would these guys/have these guys interacted before?'

So I've kinda come up with this!!

Moloch and Bob are close friends I think!! They have the potential to get along well. I don't really know how or why they would have met but!! I'm not going to worry about those details pff. I mean we see them depicted as getting along like good friends which I absolutely love

Moloch and Dexter is kinda just?? Idk Dexter being terrified of Moloch and Moloch not really caring about Dexter. This is considering a universe where they met by normal means instead of what happened during the events of Unwanted Guest. Dexter would be scared shitless of Moloch, and Moloch would simply not pay much mind to him tbh. Moloch doesn't seem?? Bothered?? By Dexter?? I think it's more Dexter just being terrified of him lmao I really can't see them having much of a friendship or relationship at all, so Moloch wouldn't want anything to do with him

Moloch and The Eyes is a bit more complicated. They're both deities of child sacrifice, so it could be,, interesting. Would they get along because of this? Be rivals? Hate each other? They both rely on worshippers to get what they need aka sacrifices. So it's a matter of who is the better-known and more respected deity. It's a dynamic I don't think a lot of people acknowledge? I'm on the fence about whether they'd get along or not tbh

#Grim answers #spooky month #I like to think of these guys more as a group tbh #I love what interpretations we have of them together BAHAHA #It's all fun and games for everyone except poor Dexter #moloch #bob velseb #the eyes of the universe #dexter erotoph

[froggywentaprincin]

#you and I both know that wasn’t a look of respect but shhhh just go with it #lmao #hopper croakington ii #eah #ever after high #eah hopper #dexter charming #eah incorrect quotes #poor puppy faced dex #he didn’t know WHAT to think

[incurablyromanticsblog]

Me watching Dexter knowing he's doomed by the narrative and despite how hard he tries he will never find the connections he craves and will die sad and all alone:

#dexter #dexter morgan #poor little meow meow

[bugeyedfreaks]

mojo jojo looks different than he usually does hmm

#MOJO HAS REACHED HUMAN EVOLUTION #I saw this and could not stop laughing kffucucdtidtidtifi #Dexter is the poor man’s Mojo though let’s be real he is just as smart but not half as funny

[thedepressedweasel]

Where does Dee Dee get off on destroying Dexter's laboratory?

#dexter's laboratory #sibling abuse #poor dexter deserves better #so why is dee dee probably jealous of his laboratory? #is she not supportive of his interest in science?

[winnie-the-monster]

“Just pick up the phone, Emma…. If you’re there just pickup. Pick up, pick up, pick up.”

#one day 2024 #one day #s1 #1x05 #dexter mayhew #dexter x emma #my poor baby #he just needed his friend after a long day #😭😭😭 but also this scene broke me

[rebelcharmings]

me finally relenting and making daring dexter and darling triplets in my hogwarts au bc even tho i like the dynamic of daring being the Older brother i want them all in the same year, and it just Doesn’t make sense to me to have daring be like 9 months older than them but still be in the same year

#like did their mother have to get right to it RIGHT after giving birth?? poor lady #the age order is still the same daring older dexter middle and darling youngest #they’re just separated by seconds #ever after high #eah #daring charming #dexter charming #darling charming #charming siblings #eah hogwarts au #mari rambles

[entomolog-t]

Not G/t related (Sorry to dissapoint QuQ)

But I was wondering out of nowhere.

What's your favorite videogame? Or top 3?

No no! I like any and all questions sent my way 😭💕

Though sorry to disappoint, I am not much of a gamer - though my spouse has a PS5, so I play with him on occasion (and he often picks out ganes he thinks I'll enjoy). That being said, I've got 3 (well, kinda) that I genuinely enjoy.

BG3 is genuinely a near perfect game for my tastes. I'm not very skilled with controller dexterity so turn based combat is particularly enjoyable. I adore fantasy as a genre, and the mix of heavy and light hearted content in the game is just right up my alley story telling wise. The cast of characters is fun and interesting and the choices you make have genuine payoffs/consequences.

Monster Hunter World was a game my spouse downloaded thinking I'd like it and boy was he right! I ADORE speculative zoology and the fact I was able to notice subtle design details with the way the creature's walked/acted/looked and be able to point to where inspiration was drawn irl is just such a cool detail. Also fighting giant creatures with a hammer is just such a fun time 💕

Third was such a toss up- so I thought for the last one I'd just list a bunch of games I enjoy. Until Dawn(and that werewolf one i cant remember the name), Left 4 Dead, Green Inferno, Grounded, Detroit become Human and unironically fortnight 😭

#my poor spouse watching me fail at quick time events is peak comedy #just the look of disappointment #im sorry i played outside as a kid and ate rocks instead of developing dexterous gaming fingers #AskEnto

[flamestar126]

No, he actually won

#dexter's laboratory #dexter's lab #dexter #mandark #douglas mordecai #poor douglas has to deal with them #here's an example that the ball can be removed! #realized theres grammar error ;A; #dexdark #flame draws