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firawren · 2 years

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#it is a truth universally acknowledged #that an empty building in august must be in want of becoming a spirit halloween store #pride and prejudice crack #pride and prejudice #jane austen crack #halloween #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #7k #8k #9k #10k

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halfagony-halfhope · 21 days

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#‘you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me’#and then it’s just a picture of the bennet household #c’mon lizzy would agree with this post #lmao #pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice crack #who’s afraid of little old me

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ardentlyinlovedarcy · 10 months

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#pride and prejudice #jane austen #mr darcy #fitzwilliam darcy #prideandprejudice #elizabeth bennet #mr. darcy #p&p #janeite #colin firth #pride and prejudice 1995 #pride and predujice #pride and prejudice joke #pride & prejudice #pride and prejudice meme #pride and prejudice crack

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medievalthymes · 2 years

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darcy at the meryton ball

#p&p #pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 2005 #'sarah you already used this meme this week' and i'll use it again #pride and prejudice crack #p&p crack #sarah.txt

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elizabeth-darcyyy · 2 years

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elizabeth bennet, being completely sarcastic in the middle of a fight: you wanna fuck me so bad just admit it

darcy, combusting and now more paranoid than ever: ,,, wHa t

#pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice crack #p&p #pap #elizabeth bennet #mr darcy #my post #pride and prejudice joke #humor

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wifeyofedwardferrars · 1 year

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Mary Bennet sitting at the family dinner like:

#pride and prejudice crack #when the chaos unfoldes and she's just wishing to be somewhere else #I know I'm late with this meme

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punchholesinthesky · 9 months

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I've just read a P&P au and let me tell you, for some reason (uci worlds) i kept imagining this guy as darcy

Tell me he doesnt look like he could play Darcy

#wout van aert #pride and prejudice crack #fitzwilliam darcy

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azazluv · 28 days

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idk sometimes i’m so anne elliot

#jane austen #persuasion jane austen #anne elliot #pride and prejudice crack

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dreamsuvivor · 2 years

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I am convinced that Jane Austen laced her novels with crack, bc how else would you explain that a mf from the 19ct with the social skills of a wet paper towel is making me giggle like a school girl??

#ain’t no way a book written in 1813 feels more relatable than current books #I just realized that man had the blue print for what women want for more than 200 years #and they still haven’t been able to follow simple instructions #le sigh #Miss Jane said i respect the ‘i can fix him comunity’#but couldn’t be me #he will fix himself if knows what’s good for him #my man did everything #fell in love with her mind and wit #took no for an answer #took her words to heart and decided to do better #accepted her lame as family #and just tried to be better and hopped she would love him one day #mf has woman in chokehold for more than 2 centuries #rereading pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice crack #mr darcy #pride and prejudice #kiera knightley #matthew macfadyen #colin firth #jennifer ehle #elizabeth bennet #pride and predjudice and zombies #lily james #sam riley #elizabeth x darcy #fitzwilliam darcy #fitzwilliam 'human disaster' darcy

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besotted-with-austen · 9 days

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Jane Austen: so, you go to Mr Collins' house and Elizabeth is there alone. She welcomes you politely, but she looks---troubled.

Colonel Fitzwilliam: and of course she does, after everything I said to her-

Fitzwilliam Darcy: do I sense if she is mad at me specifically or it is just her headache?

Jane Austen: roll an Investigation Check.

Fitzwilliam Darcy: *grimacing* it's a three.

Jane Austen: just her headache.

Caroline Bingley: *derisively* she only looks like she wants to stab you, Darcy.

Fitzwilliam Darcy: *shrugs* I guess I am too nervous to really give her a proper look.

Jane Austen: what do you do next?

Fitzwilliam Darcy: well, I-I tell her, "In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."

Jane Austen: Elizabeth blushes. She is absolutely stunned.

Georgiana Darcy: that is good, right? Right?

Fitzwilliam Darcy: I tell her that even if her family is--not ideal-

Charles Bingley: *making a face*

Caroline Bingley: *playfully disgusted frown* and I made my character romance you?

Fitzwilliam Darcy: -and I might be acting impulsively, I just have to let her know that I love her. That's it.

**Silence**

Jane Austen: *smacks her lips* okay-

Charles Bingley: *histerical laughter* I don't like the way you said it-

Colonel Fitzwilliam: it's an immediate natural one, yes? Please tell me it's immediate.

Georgiana Darcy: shhhh!

Jane Austen: give me a Persuasion Check-let me tell you, you have to roll very high.

Fitzwilliam Darcy: figures-very well-

Fitzwilliam Darcy: *beat*

Fitzwilliam Darcy: *flatly* natural one.

Colonel Fitzwilliam: JUSTICE!

Jane Austen: *claps her hands* you make your grand love confession, but Elizabeth stops you and immediately rejects you.

Fitzwilliam Darcy: ouch.

Jane Austen: she tells you that she could never marry the person that hurt her sister and destroyed Wickham's future-

Fitzwilliam Darcy: *dawning horror* I had forgotten they had talked, fuck-

Jane Austen: and, finally-

Charles Bingley: there is more? He is already dead-

Jane Austen: Elizabeth looks at you dead in the eye and says: "From the very beginning—from the first moment, I may almost say—of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry."

Fitzwilliam Darcy: damn.

Caroline Bingley: *dying of laughter under the table*

Charles Bingley: I do not know if I can resurrect you after that.

Georgiana Darcy: I knew it, I should have given you Bardic Inspiration-

#jane austen #pride and prejudice #fitzwilliam darcy #elizabeth bennet #charles bingley #georgiana darcy #colonel fitzwilliam #caroline bingley #george wickham #crack but also text #this is what happens when you have zero modifiers for charisma #fortunately when they get a level up darcy will correct that

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firawren · 1 year

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Underrated/overlooked bit in Pride and Prejudice: In chapter 45, Elizabeth and her aunt have dropped by Pemberley to pay their respects to Miss Darcy, unbeknownst to Mr. Darcy, who's off fishing with Elizabeth's uncle and a few other dudes. But then Darcy finds out about the ladies' social call and deserts his dudes to hurry back to the house and barge in on the fancy lady tea time, all so he can talk to Elizabeth. He is not at all playing it cool and it's so funny and adorable and I love it!

Like, I'm imagining Uncle Gardiner just casually saying "I hope my wife and niece are having a nice time hanging out with your sister," and Darcy's like "Wait a second—are you saying Elizabeth—I mean Miss Bennet—is in my house right now?!". Mr. Gardiner tries to say "Well, probably, I mean, I don't know if they actually came, but they were planning on it...", but Darcy has already dropped his fishing pole and is sprinting back toward the house 😂

#now i realize i need to write a fanfic of this scene #mr darcy #elizabeth bennet #pride and prejudice #jane austen #pride and prejudice crack #jane austen crack #p&p ch45 #1k

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halfagony-halfhope · 2 months

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