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hersquishydyke · 3 months
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Imagine her gaming, and I'm sitting and behaving and she turns to me and says, "Look at my puppy being such a good girl, who wants a treat hm?" And she lifts up her skirt and pulls out her hard girldick 🥰
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sneakysnoo · 8 months
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i watched reanimator and herbert west conflicts me do i want to fold him over and crack him open like a cold can of coke and snappa him in half like toothpick? yes. but also maybe i want to BE herbert west and get to indulge my silly little green goo special interests and attract multitudes who wanna snappa me half so bad it makes them look stupid ykno? what im saying is i contain multitudes really
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d0gb0yh0urz · 1 month
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Wish I could curl up on someone's lap and just...snoooozzzz •<:P
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DNI IF KINK ACC.
I am a minor
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Second photo credit: garden.mouse on Instagram
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laur-rants · 7 months
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I love when my borzoi does the thing
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plentyofdoors · 5 months
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i don't have to go to sleep because i don't have to drive myself to work in the morning or even walk!! or take the bus!! i can have me a lil shut eye on the way to work. i also can't go to sleep because what if my calcium is low n then i wake up and i'm too cramped up to do anything :// or LIKE. what if i miss a good joke in the video that's playing in the video i'm watching!! that would be a travesty. <3
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hersquishydyke · 3 months
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Tips to convince her to buy me a doggy bed for under her desk so I can cling to her leg, hump it, lay on her thighs, get easy access head pats, & suck her off.
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d0gb0yh0urz · 1 month
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!Bark Bark! for eels
I really want a pup hood but they cost money that I don't have 3:
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DNI if kink account.
I am a minor
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kalofi · 7 months
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bro come on bro please
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selenityshiroi · 11 months
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Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him
'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'
'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'
'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'
'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'
'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'
And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.
When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'
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