bubble wrap trousers. at least they're waterproof...?
found in an Oxfam, UK
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i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing
and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him
he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)
meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh
just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap
soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”
imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”
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u should sculpt his prometheussy make sure our man isn’t ken doll down there
bitch he doesnt even get a face you think he gets genitals?????
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I just read the tsum fic and OMG, it's too good bravo! I can only imagine how awkward it was between reader and Azul after all that sjsjjs
Imagine the tweels finding out and teasing him over it later, the tsum got some but he can't even ask reader out-
THANK YOUUUU!!! (,,>﹏<,,) it was the quickest smut I have ever written. There was a very clear ✨ vision ✨
I like to think that's Azul's awakening to liking the sight of Reader with a belly swelled with cum (but one day it will be eggs instead hehe). But Azul is a gentleman who can put aside his horny grip to help you! He drapes his jacket over you and tells you to use that to cover yourself while you hurry to leave, or maybe he offers to walk you back himself just so no one gets any ideas if they happen to see you. ;;;; the tsum is in for quite the scolding. It's even more troublesome because Azutsum looks so proud of himself!!! >:O
The tweels finding out about it...... T_T poor Azul,,, even his tsum has a better chance than he does. </3 the twins tease him now, but wait until their tsums get a chance to rail you and then they will see who's laughing.
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I don't know what unnerves me more...the enthusiastically and terrifyingly vacant expression...or his knees and ankles touching in a 'normal' fashion
Friday Night Project
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Some Lenore refs, what this doesn’t show is that a lot of his true form’s skin has become thick and almost chitin-like on most of his body due to Eldritch influence and his patron-gifted living armor mixing with hellish powers causing some side effects, hence the lack of body hair on most of his body, but you wouldn’t be able to tell until you actually touch or try to hit him. Also I am team “tieflings or at least and cambions should have hooves or talons because that’s fun”
Needless to say if you’re a vampire, a very specific one in particular whom he is dating, you need to know where the soft sections are unless you like to emulate biting a gigantic lobster
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A vinyl album from The Clancy Brothers - with a group of women who must have been very uncomfortable standing on that yard with bare feet. Wearing just nice jumpers.
This was in the TASS charity shop in Tavistock, in Devon, England.
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is it too much to wear both a saw redbubble t shirt AND a reverse bear trap to saw x?
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