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neocentral · 5 months

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The tutor/a bit older reader idea has been stuck in my head since that ask… similar concept only— the boys; Jeno, Jaemin and whomever else you fancy— have been your brothers friends for years. You watched them grow up, from scrawny little things that you used to be much taller than and babysit on weekends even.

Until suddenly, it’s like you blink and they’re towering over you, those scratchy, pitchy voices finally evened out and dropped octaves lower. They had always been vocal about how they found you hot or whatever, you never paid them any attention. They were your kid brothers friends, you felt like you helped partially raised them for fucks sake.

Imagine your surprise when things escalate when they finally tire of you brushing off their obvious attention and laughing off their seemingly boyish advances.

They very quickly grow tired of this, making it their mission to have you take them seriously. It would be hard to laugh them off when you’re struggling to take them as they stretch you full, whether you like it or not, you’re going to have to realize they’re not just a couple of boys anymore.

— A Secret Admirer

rating: 18+. mdni.

content: noncon, somnophilia, jeno x reader x jaemin

note: it’s a little different. everyone act shocked

when you came home, you almost didn’t recognize the preying eyes that followed you as you stepped inside, wrapping your arms around your mother.

in your mind, jeno still wore his glasses, the lenses growing thicker and thicker with time, and jaemin still slurred his s’s whenever he spoke, coming over with puffy lips after another dentist appointment. they still peered up at you in awe as you performed the most basic tasks. they still annoyed you endlessly, high voices cracking as they spoke, poking fun at meaningless things just like your brother did.

but that wasn’t the case anymore.

jaemin’s straight, pearly teeth peeked through his lips as he greeted you, taking few steps to reach you. your breath was knocked from your lungs at the feeling of his built chest and bulging arms wrapping around your frame, his nose rubbing against your neck.

jeno wasn’t far behind, his eyes piercing and intimidating as he took jaemin’s place. he had a similar build as he had the last time you saw him, trim waist and broad shoulders. jeno wasn’t as affectionate, only staring at you with an emotion you couldn’t place but made you quickly look away from him in discomfort.

you felt their lingering gazes, heard their whispered comments, felt the brush of fingertips over your arms and your back as they walked past you. it was funny at first, memories of their childhood crush on you making you smile. you brushed it off when the comments became crude.

when the sky began to shift in color and the childish behavior grew bolder, you huffed, irritated. their whispers turned to low voices, the husky tones catching you off guard every time.

jeno started to spread his legs wide, tapping his fingers beside his bulge to get your attention from the veins in his strong arms to his pants, asking you to “take a seat.” you snorted, remembering jeno’s lanky arms that strained to lift your desk when you had offhandedly asked for help.

jaemin wasn’t any better. he began to lock eyes with you, his tongue running along his bottom lip. you couldn’t help but laugh at that, reminded of the drool that slid out of the corner of his mouth, collected by the back of his hand in embarrassment. he didn’t look amused by your reactions, his gaze hardening.

by the end of the night, they were just as frustrated as you were, with them realizing that their advances weren’t working, and you realizing that they didn’t plan to stop.

it was unspoken that they would stay over, always treated as an extension of your family. you huffed again as they slipped into your room wishing you a good night with one final glance down your body before heading into the room beside yours.

sleep came quickly, the exhaustion from your trip finally catching up with you. you didn’t think much of the weight on your body and the soreness in various parts of your body when your consciousness would return before quickly going away.

you heard jeno first. “shit, she’s so tight, jaem,” he said, the painful stretch of his cock entering you waking you up. your hand flew to your stomach, running down the expanse until you met jeno’s toned stomach. he hissed, leaning into your touch.

“jeno,” you cried, sleep still slowing your thoughts. your cunt throbbed, pain and pleasure rushing up your body as jeno moved his hips back, slamming into again.

“you recognize my voice?” he panted, “you thought about us too, huh?”

you whined, shaking your head as you formed fists, colliding with jeno’s chest, hoping that he would get the hint and pull out of you, stopping the painful sensation. you opened your eyes, blinking slowly as you were met with the sight of jeno, confirming your thoughts.

“don’t cry,” a second familiar voice said, “you can take it.” your head snapped in its direction, met with jaemin’s unnerving grin. “not laughing now, are you?”

#tw noncon #im assuming you have a crush on me #starring... jeno !#starring... jaemin !#screenplay…#jeno x reader #jaemin x reader #jeno smut #jaemin smut #nct hard hours #nct smut #nomin #nct x reader #nct dream #nct #jeno #jaemin

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weird-bookworm · 8 months

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ᴇʟᴅᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ!ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴇᴇɴ

HYUNG LINE MAKNAE LINE

a/n: i am writing this purely because all an irl friend of mine can talk about nowadays is how shua would be as an elder brother

pairing: elder brother!svt x fem!reader

genre: headcanons, fluff, crack, comfort

word count: around 150 each? imma say 1050-ish in total

warnings: reader is implied to be straight, mentioned alcohol and clubbing, excessive use of ™, excessive simping, me thinking i'm good at this 💀 (we're getting there lol)

ᴄʜᴏɪ ꜱᴇᴜɴɢᴄʜᴇᴏʟ

more of a dad than a brother

wayyy too overprotective

a kid at heart, bless him 🤭

chaotic asf

will not let you date. ever

expect him to go all out to scare potential dates away

as in, movie-level dramatic

no cooperation, will tattle to your parents

cuddle bear!!

as protective as he is, he probably introduced alcohol to you (or so he thinks)

"you are now an adult" "i've been an adult for 3 yea—" "YOU are an adult now, i will show you what alcohol is" "...cheol wtf 😃"

does not care about the fact that you've "known" alcohol for 3 years already

just know you're gonna take forever to meet his friends

gatekeeps you from them

they've known about you for a long time so they treat you normally after you pester him enough to introduce you

but they go all flirty when he's around, just to annoy him <3

and ofc you play along lol

pouty babie

ʏᴏᴏɴ ᴊᴇᴏɴɢʜᴀɴ

a menace 😃

do not trust

mischievous af

i feel like he'll be the kind of brother to take you clubbing

as in, have fun but imma be there just in case

pretends to be your bf to ward off creeps lol

"i won't tell if you won't" when it concerns your parents

helps you sneak out at night as long as he can keep full tabs on your whereabouts

your therapist

silently holds you when you cry 🥺

then does some shit to make you laugh

Always cheats in games

annoying asf

likes to whine for attention when he's bored

aka full on pouts and doe eyes and long drawn cries of your name because "i'm boreddddddd"

acts the same when you're trying to study

probably doesn't care if you're dating

but only if he approves and you're happy and safe

ʜᴏɴɢ ᴊɪꜱᴏᴏ

weirdly protective

will randomly barge in your room to tickle you

hangs out with your friends as if they're his, not yours

the Bane of Your Existence 😩

but also your comfort person

one minute he's teasing the hell out of you

and another he's holding you tight in his arms as you rant about your day

will listen to it all too

no interruptions

says shit, then goes "i love you" before you can get a word out

partner-in-crime for Everything

goody two shoes in front of your parents though 🙄

his life's goal is to make you cringe at any given moment

will cross boundaries to make it happen

starts flexing (his muscles) in front of your friends to embarrass you

willingly drives you around

teases you with the fact that every. single. one. of your friends has a crush on him

pretends to be clueless

really isn't

he just loves you a lot ok?

ᴡᴇɴ ᴊᴜɴʜᴜɪ

a goof

hyperactive, practically bounces around the house

forever giggling at everything remotely amusing thing you do

acts like a younger sibling

most adorable

roams around the house like a ghost in broad daylight

likes to yell randomly

it scares you shitless

every. single. time.

a tease

talking to a cute guy? *eyebrow raise* going on a date? *eyebrow raise* talking on the phone? *eyebrow raise*

(it was just your mother 😭)

is often found asleep on the couch

creeps your friends out with the way he sleeps 💀

strangely wise

like, you'd expect the goofball to be a himbo

always has good advice

ᴋᴡᴏɴ ꜱᴏᴏɴʏᴏᴜɴɢ

hyperactive puppy

(he would prefer tiger but when have you ever listened to him?)

you are sick of choosing tiger themed gifts for his birthday and as celebratory gifts for his endless achievements

(you're proud of him, really, but seriously?)

you're even sicker of getting tiger themed gifts for your birthdays

you can never bring yourself to throw them out though 😔

forever doing adorably weird shit

you can't tell if he likes it when you squish his cheeks anymore, you do it so often

in the mood for teasing? call him a hamster

hell bent on annoying the hell out of you

rambles non-stop when he's excited

comes to your room later to quietly thank you for listening anyway 🥺

stands behind your parents when they're scolding you

and makes faces to make you laugh

a lightweight drunk

so you're basically stuck dealing with a toddler who's constantly trying to kiss you

always goes pouty when you threaten to murder him

ᴊᴇᴏɴ ᴡᴏɴᴡᴏᴏ

on the more quieter side

often games all night

and you join him because why not

only ever yells while gaming

you guys have a very Chill dynamic

annoys you— not too often— by using the biggest, most nerdiest words ever

in casual conversations no less 🙄

secretly Fond™

you'll find cute notes everywhere in the house if you're sad or stressed

only and only you can hug him (...and maybe mingyu, who can so no to him?)

silent comfy hangouts

sometimes very very loud and very very dramatic

pretends to be cool when you introduce your bf to him

he is not cool

i'm talking stinky side eyes when you're not looking and total hostile cat behaviour 😅

just know he's scaring the poor guy away

ʟᴇᴇ ᴊɪʜᴏᴏɴ

spends more time in his studio than he does home

workaholic

worries you by never sleeping

when he does sleep though

sleepy kitty 🥺

you're gonna spend at least 15 minutes just trynna get him up

cares quietly

has his crazy moments

you're somehow taller than him? excuse me? he's older and has more testosterone, what do you mean?

gets so annoyed when they strangers treat you like his elder sister

ofc you're busy laughing at his -_-

extreme kitten mannerisms

he doesn't know though

so you and his friends have a good laugh every time he does something remotely cat-like

and ofc you have special access to his studio 😁

because he may not admit it but he's just really fond of you

so he spoils you as much as his budget allows

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boysbeloving · 4 months

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BL People I Desire Carnally

tagged by the sweet @toxicrevolver and the lovely @i-got-the-feels

*cracks knuckles* aight we got a game that speaks to my cunt heart...y'all can tap out any time if it gets too carnal for y'all to read hhheeeeheee

(warning: i'm gonna start off STRONG and then it'll get mellow)

Kinn Anakinn Theerapanyakul from KinnPorsche the Series

just full naming him makes me THROB and the man looks like THIS...i want him to just pull his dick out of the zipper when he's wearing his ombre suit and fuck me silly <3 i want his nipple shadow to shelter me from the sweltering heat, i want to sleep with my face buried in his armpit and i want to smell his pubes after he's had a long day at mafia, i want to lick his happy trail and kiss his nose mole

okay i think the weak-hearted must have tapped out by now lol.....the rest of you, let's continue

2. Jeng from Step by Step

OKAY THIS MAN IS A MATTRESS AND A BLANKET AT THE SAME TIME COZ HE'S SO FUCKING BROAD....i'd love to be on him, i'd love him on me and one thing i do desire is to ride his thigh...i think that'd be fun (thigh riders please confirm)

3. Khun Yai from I Feel You Linger in the Air

OMFG THIS TOOK ME BY SURPRISE ISTG but also not so surprised...if you give me a soft, tender, understanding (and a bit oppressed but trying his hardest) man in (relative) power with an awesome bod AND AN EYEBROW SCAR then what do you expect from me...WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME.....you know when you're young you think you'd 'make love' and not just 'fuck' coz one of them is on a superior ground? ya....maybe it'll be making love with khun yai coz it just be like that sometimes??? anyway i would like to be in his lap while he's on his knees thrusting into me softly (and maybe not so softly) with his laboured breath lingering on my lips

4. Lian from Cutie Pie

eyebrows....he's one of the eyebrows people so yeah....gonna lick them :)) i want that tongue inside my mouth and other places...also, he's insatiable and i love that...keep it hard, boy! ngl i want the entire sex scene from the series for myself...thanks

5. Payu from Love in the Air

oh man this is one bad boy i wouldn't mind inside me...also that half ponytail earns him SO MANY BONUS SLUTTY POINTS....i'd fuck him just for that hairdo lol....BUT! he's also got the upperlip mole going for him and the cheek scar (it doesn't help that he's a dork irl and i simply adore him)

6. Togawa from Old-fashioned Cupcake

OH I COULD USE HIS THUMB AND OTHER BODY PARTS IN MY MOUTH....if he indulges me with an anti-aging routine where we go on dessert dates and spend peaceful time together then he's absolutely allowed to be a total freak in bed (which i know he is...he just is)

7. Kurosawa from Cherry Magic

he is so understanding and loves so deeply and quietly and is so sincere and i KNOW he would fuck with the same sincerity and intensity..i think it would those cuddles + fucks kinda thing? but yeah, he makes me feel warm

8. Sky from Love in the Air

OKAY THIS BOY I WANNA PEG BIG TIME..i want to feel him squirm under me as i hit his sweet spots, i wanna watch his face as i jerk him off and he's not allowed to touch himself, i want to her his gasps when he comes....i want this lovely bottom in my life i'd treat him so well istg

9. Ida from My Love Mix-up

again, i think it's the sincerity along with those sharp features that do it for me....he's open, straight-forward, willing and takes action.....he'd take sex very seriously imo lolololol....would have to tell him that it's okay to chill hehheehhe

10. Sean from Not Me the Series

there's something so raw and gritty about him...i would love to bite him a bit coz that's exactly what you're supposed to do to him...i think i'd like him doggy style and more than anything else i want him to fall asleep on my boob

this is not an exhaustive list lolololol but here are 10 boys at least hhehehhee

no pressure tags: @guzhu-furen @smittenskitten @aana210 @wildestflower9 @baby-droll and anyone else who wants to do this!

i formally tag @imminentinertia in this as well 💚💚💚💚💚💚

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steddie-fanfic-recs · 8 months

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Monsoon Season

by wynnyfryd

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, background Robin Buckley/Chrissy Cunningham - Relationship Character: Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington, Chrissy Cunningham, Robin Buckley, Karen Wheeler Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Don't Like Don't Read, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Upside Down (Stranger Things), Famous Eddie Munson, Writer Eddie Munson, Smut Writer Steve Harrington, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers who are still kinda enemies tbh, bitchy steve harrington, Bratty Bottom Steve Harrington, Dom Top Eddie Munson, Alcohol, Recreational Drug Use, Mildly Dubious Consent, on account of all the drugs n such, they're both into it, they're also both mean as hell to each other in the most unhinged possible way, like Steve might actually be insane in this one, Eddie said 'you're crazy let's kiss about it', Daddy Kink, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Spanking, Blow Jobs, i don't fucking know man they have fucknasty hotel sex in this one, if you don't like anything in this fic don't say shit to me about it, Hotel Sex, Getting Together, the most deranged rendition of a coffeeshop au, Adderall Abuse, background buckingham, Monsterfucker Steve Harrington Words: 6,113 Chapters: 1/1

Summary

“Harrington, are you fucking kidding me?” Eddie asks as he slams a magazine down in front of Steve, rattling the coffee cup perched on the edge of the little round table. Monsoon Season, the headline reads. Just who is the man behind America’s hottest new book series? Steve’s eyes are far too full of mirth for Eddie’s liking. “They think it’s you, don’t they?” “Of course they think it’s me, you jackass.” Eddie snatches the magazine back, sniffing indignantly as Steve openly laughs at him. Eddie doesn’t have a workplace nemesis — does his best not to participate in all the petty office politics that go on in the publishing world, thank you very much — but ohhh, boy. If he did. If he did have one, it would be this fucking guy. Steve fucking Harrington. Former King of Hawkins High, Current Pain in Eddie’s Ass, and not even in the fun way. ---- Beloved children's author Eddie Munson, meet notoriously petty smut writer Steve Harrington.

#steddie #steddie fic rec #oneshot #5-10k #au modern #au no upside down #writer eddie #writer steve #enemies to lovers #getting together

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xxsycamore · 1 year

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🍕 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙃𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙀𝙮𝙚 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝘼 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝙋𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙖 𝙋𝙞𝙚,

► A story about Italian vampires, secret admirers, and pizza.

Galileo x MC • rating: G • wordcount: 1,863 • characters: mc, galileo, francis, leonardo, napoleon, comte, dazai • tags: Pizza; Secret admirer; Romance; Cliché; Feelings Realization; Crack treated seriously • masterlist

a/n: I don't know. I don't know.

I blame the English Ikesen twitter for informing me it's international pizza day (in a very creative way), which led to me going "haha three italians in ikevamp" which made me remember one very bad movie full of pizza and cliché, which led to me coming up with this. I don't even like pizza that much.

Idk if I should label this as crack, but don't take it seriously either way.

MC and Galileo's first encounter described in this fic is canon and you can read a translation of it here - many thanks to @cirillafionariannon

I wanted to try my hand at writing for our new two vamps, and this could also be an early Valentine's Day fic! Hope you enjoy!

Fun statistics!: the word pizza appears 33 times in this fic.

Leonardo was in Comte's room, lounging around with a drink and listening about his friend's most recent trip to the 21st century. While Leonardo was a man with passion for knowledge, not everything that Comte talked in great detail about was to Leonardo's interest. Mind trailing off in random directions while supposedly continuing to be a good listener, he suddenly feels the need to interrupt his friend.

Waving a hand in the air and looking over the Gucci shades that Comte actually bought for himself, he motions a pause.

"Forget about that, tell me if they made an International Pizza Day in the future yet."

"…Why, there actually is a day like that. It's the 9th of February, if I remember right."

***

With a little over a week remaining until Pizza Day, or Just Another Thursday as 19th century Parisians know it, Leonardo mobilizes the mansion into preparing something grandiose for the occasion.

"We're going to feed the whole of Paris with pizza."

MC blinks in apparent bewilderment. With the amount of crazy stuff happening around the mansion already, one would think that feeding the whole of Paris with pizza would find its place low in her list.

They're all gathered in the kitchen as if it's some kind of conference hall, with Leonardo using a blackboard to illustrate his schemes. So far he's drawn just one giant pizza taking all of the blackboard. He taps the chalk against the board.

"Think of it as a charity. While everyone would be free to help as well as consume, we'll prioritize those who are in need."

Dazai raises a hand. "Let me guess, you always wanted to invent a giant stove and this is your mastermind plan."

Leonardo enthusiastically points at Dazai with the chalk in his hand, "Esatto! But not exactly a stove. While fixing various gadgets for people in town, I had this idea of making a massive hot plate," he draws an oval under the oval supposed to be pizza, "which is a metal plate heated by charcoal underneath. Some of you will help me assemble it, others will get the word around town. And for those who are incompetent with cooking pizza…"

"I can give out a lesson or two." Napoleon says, with a raised hand. "I love the idea. I have volunteered in food banks a couple of times already around town. I'd be glad to help."

"Heh, Napoleon, knew you had that Italian blood still running hot in you. Alright then, it's settled."

***

MC is in her bed, staring a hole through the wall. Eating in bed is something she rarely indulges in, moreso if it's pizza, but she can't help it. As she chews with eyes squinted in deep concentration, she tries and tries to make just any connection between recent events and the possible reason behind all of this.

Just a couple of days ago, some white haired guy with a half-up hairstyle started coming to the mansion.

"Pizza delivery! Miss, that's for you. You don't owe anything. Enjoy! Bye!"

Wait, pizza delivery in the 19th century? It was strange the first time, and it's still strange the tenth time it happened. Some of the residents advised she don't eat it, but in the course of events (and hunger) she found out that's some damn good pizza. The best she had ever since she came here. And it was addressed to her. Is this a secret admirer situation?! Very strange.

Of course she suspected Leonardo. With his pizza hype recently it only made sense, but also that would be too easy. Placing the box on the nightstand, she sighs and goes over the possible leads in her head one more time.

***

The next day she takes Napoleon's pizza cooking class and conveniently stays behind until everyone else leaves the kitchen - namely Vincent, Mozart, and Jean. Napoleon takes the bait and praises her efforts at perfecting her pizza-cooking skills, being more than willing to give her some extra lessons.

Then they have clichéd and intimate dough kneading moment where he stands behind her and guides her hands; she pokes her nose into some private topics as carefully as she could, taking the conversation in the direction of love and cooking a meal full of love. Still, nothing she samples for the sake of learning tastes nearly the same as that same pizza delivered to the mansion's door every night.

***

Looking out of the window up at the moon that is nearly full, MC can't help but remember about a recent encounter with a strange man. It happened when she had to deliver some Blanc to Isaac who was working late at the university. In one classroom there was a white haired man with beautiful purple eyes looking through an old-fashioned telescope. There was something intriguing about him; about the shooting star they saw together, the timing, his comment about "still looking at the stars even in this day and age". The name he introduced himself with. All of it, full of mystery.

And yet the biggest mystery of her life currently revolves around pizza.

***

The man with white half-up hair approaches the merchant brig ship has recently docked at the Seine. Night has long fallen but the light inside is unmistakable; of course it's his friend baking pizza again. On his ship, nonetheless.

"Again, Galileo? That's the sixth time this week. I'm not going out this time. And please be careful not to burn down the ship, okay?"

The other whitehaired man doesn't as much as acknowledge the other's presence, too absorbed in his craft. The parmesan falls from between his fingers like a snowstorm over a tomato-red sea; in the next second he's at the cutting board; going left and right like a madman. Or like someone inlove.

The other sighs.

"I'm hearing something about a pizza charity in town. Basically everyone's gonna cook a giant pizza together and then give pieces away. Sounds like your thing, eh?"

Galileo's eyes dart towards his friend for a mere second, his hands never pausing.

"Where are you taking all my pizzas to, anyway? And I'm not participating."

"As you wish."

He exits the kitchen, opting for the company of the moon outside instead. The gentle lull of the waves make him crave a nap ever if it's technically close to his sleeping time. He notices the telescope nearby, unused by his friend in some time, which is awfully unusual of him.

"Man, this stress-cooking is going to ruin him."

***

The day finally arrives. The masses are buzzing around the square where Leonardo shows his invention that aims to leave everyone with a stomach full of delicious pizza, so long as there are enough hands to help. And they are. Soon the place gets overcrowded, the air smells like heaven, and the chilly February day gets as hot as a midsummer one.

All MC can think about is her secret admirer. With all the pizza being passed around and under her nose, she swears she's not crazy when she claims she didn't catch a whiff of That One Pizza. Will the whitehaired man be here today? Is it him, after all, stating that all he does is deliver it to her door, yet lying? No, there was no trace of such feelings in his demeanor; not the thrill of seeing her, nor the hope of learning something more about her in those short encounters. He was merely a proxy. But whose?

Defeated, the reason why the smile hasn't already left her face is solely the fact that she saw a lot of happy people today. Pizza really does bring people together; Leonardo was right all along. He was excellent at what he did, but he did it only with the people in mind; not a lover, much less her. She liked helping him today. And Napoleon too, who thankfully didn't think anything about her strange behavior the other day.

***

With the sound of street musicians who joined the celebration drifting in the distance, MC walks along the Seine, admiring the moonlight dancing on the surface. The noise and the hustle had gotten to her, so this little walk was welcomed, and it matched the feeling in her heart. The emptiness wasn't only there, though.

"Haha… I made so much pizza yet it seems like I didn't eat anything all day."

"I can see that. The growling of this belly of yours could be heard all the way here."

Eyes widening at the sound of that voice, she looks at the direction of a docked ship. The man exiting it seemed familiar, along with the voice, and it took just a couple of seconds to remember.

"Ahh, you're the…"

"The man with the telescope. I didn't think we'd meet again."

Right, this is the man who introduced himself as Galileo. The silence was awkward, his earlier comment not helping much, but she still felt good about seeing a familiar face. Though, they're barely more than strangers. Or maybe after having their second encounter, they're not strangers anymore?

MC stares at the fullmoon high in the sky, and surprisingly, so does Galileo. She giggles and breaks the silence.

"It's like a big pizza pie."

That's the single most absurd thing Galileo Galilei has ever heard in his life, being a person who devoted himself to astrology.

He scuffs at her remark, too taken aback to even say anything that won't ridicule her. He decides to spare her.

"So? Are you hungry? I've got some pizza on the ship."

Ah, pizza again.

"Sounds great."

Hoping for a distraction, she followed him on the ship. If anything, with all the pizza flavors she tasted recently, her palate would hopefully forget about the one that her secret admirer makes for her. What a silly story. She's sure it all ends tonight, the person likely pranking the whole of Comte's mansion in relation to the whole pizza cooking event or something.

"What a yummy smell. I must be really hungry. Did you make this yourself, Galileo?"

The man visibly tenses a little, possibly at the fact that she remembers his name. He should've given her a different one, after all.

"Yes."

MC bites into the piece, mind elsewhere. She wonders if she'll be sick of pizza ever since today.

Wait.

The flavors clash in her receptors and realization hits all at once; she looks at Galileo.

This taste!

"It's you."

The man with the beautiful purple eyes hums at her, without a clue what she is talking about. He hasn't shared his pizza recipe with everyone other than Francis, the look of recognition on MC's face not making sense to him.

He would soon come to know; but not tonight.

With the assurance that she must be mistaking him for someone else; and with the need to help her get home due to the late hour, their second encounter soon comes to an end.

And for Galileo, who barely kept his composure in the face of the one he strangely fell hopelessly inlove with, he swears he'll make sure this time it truly would be their last.

Unless the stars have other plans for him.

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fyodorloveclub · 2 years

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THIS IS MY FIRST EVER REQUEST

okay so, akutagawa s/o who works at port mafia but while her missions she has to take care of her 5 year old sister SKSHSHSHSHSGS

i am so embarrassed to ask this lol

hello beautiful thank you for the request i had a lot of fun with this!! and do not be embarrassed this was an adorable prompt ｡.:*♡ I hope you like the direction i went with this!! ♡ ♡ ♡ sorry if its too cheesy lol

requests are still open!!

cw: some cursing

“This is incredibly dangerous, (y/n).” You rolled your eyes.

“I know, Ryu, I’m not dumb,” you said. “But I have to do this mission, and she has nowhere else to go.”

Akutagawa stepped closer to you, taking your hand in his. His eyes were filled with concern, and if you weren’t so pissed off right then you might’ve found it sweet.

“You don’t have to go on this mission, darling.”

You dropped his hand, crossing your arms over your chest.

“You wouldn’t be talking to any other woman in the Mafia like this, Ryu. Don’t treat me differently just because I’m your girlfriend,” you spat back.

“Of course I’m going to treat you differently. I care very deeply for you and your wellbeing, and I do not care if anyone else lives or dies. You know this.”

The way he said it so seriously made you laugh. You did in fact know that.

“Ryu. Mori asked me specifically to gather this intelligence. No one else.”

The two of you were arguing in the living room of your apartment, words hushed as your little sister was sound asleep in the next room. Since you were both incredibly stubborn, you had been going back and forth about this for at least an hour.

Your perfectly simple plan (which you thought was perfectly reasonable) was this: go on previously stated mission and bring your sister. It wasn’t likely to become a violent mission as you weren’t challenging anyone, just spying. If she would just stay quiet like you had trained her to do in the past, there would be no issues.

“She’s five. She’ll stay strapped in the harness on my back silently like she has before, and everything will be fine,” you huffed, doing your best to keep your temper in check.

You know that Akutagawa meant well, that he just wanted for both you and your little sister to stay safe, but he wasn’t being realistic. This was the life you two had to lead, and you had accepted that long ago. Why couldn’t he?

“Exactly, (y/n), she’s five. There is a very high chance something or someone will scare her, and she’ll cry. And then both of you are dead. I simply cannot allow for that to occur.”

“Okay then, what do you propose then? Leave her on her own for at least a full day or more, or turn down a major career growth opportunity? You’re well aware that normal babysitters aren’t an option for people in an industry like ours. That’s just begging for someone undercover to take her hostage as ransom.” You were pacing around the room at this point, one hand in your air. The stress of this dilemma made you feel like you were losing your shit.

Akutagawa pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed, eyes closed, before making his way over to you. He grabs you by your shoulders to still you.

“Darling. Please calm down.”

“How the hell am I-”

“I will stay with her,” he said. Your eyes went wide at that.

“But- but you have an important meeting that day too,” you responded, voice cracking.

“It can be rescheduled. You’re right, this mission is important for you, so please go. I will take care of her.” His voice almost had an air of resignation to it, like he would do anything for this to just be resolved. As much as he loved combat, he hated fighting.

“Ryu-“

“Love, just go.”

The next day, you waved goodbye to Akutagawa and your sister from the passenger seat of the car, fighting tears back as Chuuya drove away. You couldn’t remember the last time you were away from your sister; she was always strapped to you, metaphorically and literally. But watching her hold on to Akutagawa’s hand tight and wave back at you with a goofy smile on her face made you feel like everything would be okay.

The compromise the two of you arrived at was that you would go on the mission without her, but Akutagawa would stay home and watch her. The thought to ask him honestly never really occurred to you, despite your relationship status. He was as dedicated to his job as you were, and also didn’t try to mask his dislike for children. This felt like a huge step forward for the two of you, but that moment didn’t feel like the right time to think about it. You had to forget about them for now and focus entirely on your mission.

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When you returned home two days later, feeling triumphant due to a successful mission, you were greeted with an interesting sight. Akutagawa fast asleep on the couch, with your sister sleeping on his chest, and the apartment was very much in disarray. Her toys and clothes were strewn all over the floor, clearly having played dress up. You laughed as you kicked your shoes off and dropped your bag on the ground.

Your amusement grew as you moved closer to wake them up. Akutagawa had makeup all over his face, his nails were painted, and he had bows in his hair. Your sister was still in a princess costume and also had makeup on – makeup that was clearly yours.

You should’ve been annoyed with the mess that had been made, but it was impossible to be mad as you watched your boyfriend cuddling your baby sister; your two favorite people in the world.

The both of them startled as you whispered their names, looking at you in confusion.

“(y/n)!” your sister screeched as she threw herself onto you, using Akutagawa as a launch pad. You oofed as she tackled you, and he groaned in pain at the tiny yet strong kick to his stomach. You held her in your arms as she pressed lipstick-y kisses all over your face, telling you over and over how much she missed you.

“I see you two had some fun,” you laughed, eyebrows raising at your boyfriend who was rubbing his temples like he was waking up from a bad hangover.

“We sure did,” he deadpanned, voice scratchy. “Welcome home, darling.”

You hoisted your sister up and on to your lap so you could sit next to Akutagawa on the couch, giving him a small kiss. He smiled meekly.

“So, what’d you guys get up to while I was gone?” you asked, to which your sister gladly responded.

"Well first Ryu ordered us a pizza and got the order exactly right and everything. Then got all my toys out and showed him each and every one of them. Then I put on a fashion show, and then I gave him a makeover. Isn’t that right, Ryu?” she cooed, jumping off your lap to wrap her arms around his neck.

He laughed as he hugged her back, and your heart swelled at the sight. Truly your two favorite people.

“That’s very right, my love,” he responded, smiling.

Your boyfriend, the so-called coldblooded murderer, held your sister and giggled with gold eyeshadow smeared all over his face. The relentless Port Mafia executive who rescheduled a vital meeting in order to take care of your five-year-old little sister. You didn’t know what you did to get so lucky.

#akutagawa headcanons #akutagawa imagines #akutagawa x reader #akutagawa ryunosuke x reader #bungo stray dogs #akutagawa fluff #voices in my head #sealed with a kiss ♡

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So, after finally pushing past the stumbling block that was keeping me from reading any trans girl Ranma fics, I read a bunch of them

Holy crap there's so many good ones, y'all

"Finding Oneself" by JaquiK

Summary: Post-manga ending, Ranma takes Akane out for a girl's day out. It gets gay and plural

Thoughts: We got some classic Ranma Misunderstanding Tango going on in this one, but it's a lot of fun, and honestly Plural!Ranma fits pretty well

"A Simple Promise" by NobleHeroine

Summary: AU in which a lonely Ranma tries to make up for that disasterous first day at the Tendo's by approaching Akane in the night, asking to be friends. Ranma quickly latches onto the idea that Akane would be willing to be friends if he was a girl full time, and tackles the situation with the usual competitive spirit

Thoughts: This one is in-progress, check it out! Unlike a few others AU's I tried, this one doesn't try to play by play scenes we already know, focusing instead on how this promise changes things. Really excited for more of this one

"One to Treasure" by NobleHeroine (didn't realize until literally just now they were the same author)

Summary: Akane is in a time loop of the first episode, and she has gotten the art of cracking Ranma's egg and romancing her down pat. Only one issue... it seems like this loop, Ranma has foreknowledge of her own?

Thoughts: A one-shot, and a damn good one. This is such a fun twist on a time loop story, and if you enjoy Ranma/Akane in a very lesbian way, this fic is like a delicious dessert.

"Trying Something a Little Different" by NobleHeroine (Wait seriously? This is not a gag I genuinely am flummoxed)

Summary: Sequel to a one-shot, this starts with Ranma only being out to Akane, staying in the gender closet with everyone else. It becomes clear why, with the way her parents treat her just for being in her red-haired form more often

Thoughts: Another one that is currently updating, don't want to spoil it but this fic also has another character having her egg cracked and hot damn I love it. This fic focuses a lot on the way Ranma's parents have fucked her up and actively continue to make her overcoming the mindset she's been stuck in for so long so difficult for Ranma

There was another fic I was quite enjoying, but the most recent few chapters went in a direction I wasn't loving

Reading all of this has given me an idea for a trans girl Ranma one-shot of my own, but with all the fics on my plate already, who knows when it will come out

#ranma 1/2 #trans girl ranma #queer fanfiction #fanfiction recommendation

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user-needs-new-hyperfixation · 2 years

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Thoughts on SherLiam and Touch: Part 2

(Part 1)

By the point we’re at in the New York arc (chapter 71, as of writing this) Sherlock and Liam are still not touching (except, again, the possibility of feet touching beneath the table.)

It’s almost weird, realizing that Sherlock wasn’t holding Liam’s hands in his on the rooftop. It feels like it would have been natural, there. Not that the scene suffers at all for him not doing so; it’s still beautiful.

(Note that as I talk about touch here, unless I specifically say so, I’m not talking about sexual or inherently romantic touch. Just touch. Bumping arms, a hug, a pat on the back or the shoulders.)

Now the thing about Sherlock is that he’s often selfish and immature, but has a definite sweetness to him. And Liam brings that out in him in spades. Sure they’re playful and flirty and competitive, but there’s such tenderness between them. To me the turning point is the way Sherlock starts looking at Liam in chapter 31: I think that’s where he begins, subconsiously or not, to realize that Liam is in pain.

Sherlock does not generally alter his behaviour for the comfort of anyone else. It’s foundational to his personality, that he not change to fit what others want or expect. And Liam’s recognition of that is an enormous part of what makes Sherlock fall in love with like him so quickly. But that’s all the more reason why Liam is someone he will allow himself to change for, in some ways.

So here’s my headcanon for where they’re at in the NY backstory as of Chapter 71. Sherlock wants to touch Liam, but he’s trying to actually curb his own impulses in favour of doing what Liam needs, and in a slightly flawed attempt at following the Golden Rule, as it were, he’s going: “I don’t like it when people get all sappy and touchy with me. So I won’t do that to Liam.” Liam wants to touch Sherlock, but he’s not accustomed to initiating touch with others, and he doesn’t know if it would be welcome.

So how does the impasse break? I have two ideas:

1. A scenario like what I wrote in Home (sorry not sorry for self-promo) but without devolving into Obligatory Fanfic Makeouts. One has a moment where he thinks the other is dead or seriously injured, and in the relief of realizing that’s not the case, he just grabs the other into a big ol’ hug. OR the one who was possibily dead/injured initiates the hug to reassure the other one.

2. One of them has a full-scale breakdown into tears. Not Liam’s pretty rooftop crying, but like actual messy ugly sobbing. Either Liam cracks over his whole mess of guilt and missing his family all tangled in with newfound hope and love; OR, (and I’m leaning this way because by this point Sherlock deserves to have a little meltdown, as a treat) Sherlock breaks. Maybe he gets home and Liam isn’t there and all the latent fear and grief of the months Liam was unconscious bubbles to the surface, because he lived every day wondering if that was the day he’d get to the hospital and a nurse would greet him with bad news; that Liam didn’t have the will to live, that he slipped away in the night. And now Liam’s just gone, and who knows if he’s gone and jumped off a building or if he just wasn’t interested in sticking around. And when Liam comes home he finds Sherlock just crying on the floor, and a whole lot of hugging and apologizing and reassuring ensues.

Regardless, I do think they got past the touch barrier sometime between those early days in New York and the dinner party. And yes, I headcanon them as an allo gay couple who are married in every way aside from legal, with a healthy sex life that’s fun and active but far from the most important aspect of their relationship. But sticking more with what canon is likely to actually tell us:

They both, somewhat awkwardly but sweetly, initiate touch with their older brothers when they return. Growth!

The extra art always shows them touching more than they actually do within the story, but these Extremely Married pictures are both with the eyepatch and longer hair combo post-timeskip.

Anyway, as per use...yoozh?...ushe?...whatever, I once again don’t really have a thesis statement or a point I’m getting at, except that they’re not touching yet, and I think they will be, and I’m curious to see how that comes about (and again, I don’t mean that in a sexual way. Just physical closeness with someone one is close to.) Also I’m just impressed how much the series has been able to build the sense of intimacy and deep connection between them without them needing to touch.

#yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #sherliam #meta #or something

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omg i’m so glad to find someone who writes for nijigirls 🙏 could i please get some halloween scenarios for selen and elira?

p.s. i love your posts, especially your characterizations. probably gonna end up requesting dragon sisters a lot 🤧

lyra’s notes -> this may get a little stupid but i doubt y’all come here for quality content (i’m being silly and seriously thank you for the compliment it means more than you’ll ever know <3)

pairings -> elira pendora, selen tatsuki x gn! reader (separate)

genre -> scenarios, lots of silliness and some fluffies

song -> marvelous - wallows

warnings -> food mentions, general spooks and shenanigans, strong language

ELIRA PENDORA •

she’ll want to stay inside and watch movies with you, but you’ll most definitely decorate her house before halloween! the two of you will carve pumpkins together on her porch on a cool autumn day near halloween while listening to some stereotypical halloween music. she absolutely loves decorating with you, it’s just that you make it so much fun! hanging fake webs everywhere was very fun and cute until you got tangled in them and she had to get you out, but it just ended with you laying on top of her and both of you laughing hysterically. when halloween night comes, she’ll have prepared mountains of snacks and drinks for a movie night. the two of you will snuggle under some blankets with skeleton and pumpkin patterns and watch the ultimate halloween movie ever created: twilight. that’s right, instead of giving candy to kids (there’s a bowl on the porch full of candy), you’re gonna sit here and watch every twilight movie with elira. she falls asleep halfway through eclipse and rests her head on your shoulder, leaving you to ever so gently take off her glasses and place them beside you while you wrap your arms around her and fall asleep too.

SELEN TATSUKI •

stupid. scary. matching. couple. costumes. selen cares about two things on halloween: getting a shit ton of candy and traumatizing children. fake blood galore, even the candy can wait if she gets to scare a kid. absolute spooky season gremlin, but she’s your girlfriend and you love her regardless. you’ll likely end up getting roped into her shenanigans and staying out all night trick or treating with her. like, you aren’t going home until the ass crack of dawn and even then the strongest kids are still getting scared by their neighborhood dragon streamer lady. selen is absolutely going to go all out with this, the front of her house is decorated with those stupid lawn decorations that jump out at you, and she’s going to be hiding behind trees and ledges just to get a chance at scaring kids. you went off to get some candy, and when you come back to her house long past sunrise, the girl had TWO large bags of candy. let’s just say after some copious amounts of sugar and playful bantering, the both of you were passed the fuck out in each other’s arms for the rest of the day.

#lyr.fic #nijien x reader #nijisanji en #nijisanji x reader #nijien #elira pendora x reader #elira pendora x you #elira pendora #selen tatsuki x reader #selen tatsuki x you #selen tatsuki

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entomjinx · 1 year

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Polls can only be a day or a week here. Huh. wild You guys get a day I guess.

Wishing to be Wanted is part 2/14 for the All is Lost; All is Found series. Oneshot.

Luffy meets Ace and Sabo way earlier than in canon (four, a few months from five) and decides that he HAS to help them because they're as lonely as he was before Makino took him in.

Rosemary By The Roadside. Multichapter

Law/Luffy college AU, Friends to lovers, slowburn. Summary is a work in progress but: A little over four years ago, 14 year old Luffy lost his memories. His grandfather says it was the caused by the same incident that left a bullet in his shoulder and thigh. Now, he's 18, starting college, and finally has just a little bit of freedom from the strict rules put in place to keep him from getting hurt again. It's only a matter of time before he has real friends, and hopefully, new memories of something other than a private online tutor and a mostly bare studio apartment.

He can't wait.

I'm... extremly picky about amnesia fics, so much so that I won't read them unless a friends asks. So I decided fuck it, I'll write one myself so it doesn't have any of my squicks.

Tower of AI. Either a oneshot or I'll break each "blessing" up by chapter.

The strawhats meet someone who can put them through a "fun" little crew bonding excercise based in trust. The catch is that their captain cannot be told the truth about the items they're going to receive, or else they'll all die for real, the illusion taking over.

Tower of Ai is based on this song, and this is my favorite cover of it if you want to give it a listen and realize exactly what I'm going to put my poor sunshine boy through.

Dinghy Dipshits (series? Multichap? idk yet)

What if the Romance Dawn trio were in those dinghys for longer than in canon? How many cursed inside jokes can I give those three? Crack treated seriously and full of headcanons.

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #straw hats pirates #lawlu #romance dawn trio

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fanfiction-artist-prototype · 6 months

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20 questions for writers, tagged by @aobawilliams

how many works do you have on ao3? 76!! If i hadn't purged a few a couple years ago (and they truly were ones that needed to be gone forever and i feel no guilt bc they all had like 3 views and i think they were all mine tbh.) it'd probably be nearly 200 by now.

what's your total ao3 word count? 1,126,631... hm. Maybe i have a problem? nah. I'm sure it's fine.

What fandoms do you write for? My Hero Acadamia; Trash of the Count's Family; Person 5; Batman; Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild; Danny Phantom; Justice League; Miraculous Ladybug; Fire Emblem: Three Houses; SK8 the Infinity; Megamind; Kiss the Abyss; White Collar; Dio Field; Scum Villain Self-saving System

What are your top 5 fics by kudos? 1) The old bait and switch 2) Uncle John 3) #NewestWayne is trending 4) Blood Stains the skin red 5) Rooks and Bishops don't get to choose their moves

Do you respond to comments? why/why not? I do occasionally. I guess it depends on what kind of comment it is? If it's a 'More!' or 'Update?' comment i just ignore it. I also tend to leave like emoji comments on their own bc honestly like thank you for giving me an emoji but i am a bit lost as to what I'm exactly meant to respond with you know? Longer comments or compound sentence comments are the ones i tend to respond to purely because there tends to be something to respond to!

What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Oh god... uh. I had to have a quick glance and... i don't really know? There's a few options okay! You have 'Fine, I'll do it Myself' as a strong contender because of the whole 'the person you most love is trapped an entire universe away and you have to wait years to see him again' vibe going on. There's 'Blood Stains the Skin red' because it's literally about what if shit was even more fucked than canon and Midoriya had blood in his hands. Oh! Or "We Don't Remember a Boat in a Bottle" which damn... forget how angsty that one was ngl. I mean there's also 'Group hug' where the champions reunite post BOTW only for Link to die in their arms... (These are the especially angsty ones like the question asked bc honestly... most of my fics are angsty.. hehe.)

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Between 'well then...' and 'This is Love' both Trash of the count's family fics. Well Then is a strong contender because it's just a silly little 'identity reveal is so misconstrued everyone thinks there's *so* much angst and the protag is just vibing. like cale literally starts having a canon-typical spiral bc he thinks people are trying to intimidate him and it's kike a 17 year old being like 'im telling my adopted dad/adopted big brother about all the fun me and my younger siblings have had!' And 'This is Love' is still in progress but each chapter end is a comedy so ya know.

Do you get hate on fics? I used to. I don't really clean my fics up all that well since i tend to miss things so i just stopped and the only times i ever tried to get a beta i got blew off so.. Anyway. I used to get shit and told my work was so horrendous that I was lying about english being my first language. Even looking back at it now it's horseshit that it was 'that bad' bc it really wasn't. I also got this one guy who got really pressed because he didn't have the reading comp to see the tags 'canon divergence' and 'crack treated seriously' and then understand why the characters in the fic weren't acting canon compliant.

Do you write smut? if so, what kind? I do, kind of? Like I've written something that *I* would class as smut but it's not like *full on* explicit descriptions of stuff so it is smut but not in the way people would probably normally think? It's my fic 'pretty boy' and im not even going to lie it was my excuse to write a praise kink fic for Cloeph/Cale.

Do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one? OH DO I. I don't publish nearly as many crossovers as I used to. When I had a wattpad that bitch was almost nothing BUT crossovers. I've written: Ass Class/OHSHC, Ass Class/BNHA, DC/MLB. Those are my tame ones. I have 2 in the works and i think they fit the 'craziest crossovers you've written.' They are: Scum Villain/Trash of the Counts family (aka woke up as a scum villain show down) and Persona 5/BNHA (aka i make Akechi's life so much worse)

have you ever had a fic stolen? Yeah, I had one of my Miraculous Ladybug fics stolen, but i contacted AO3 and it got taken down.

have you ever had a fic translated? No, not with my permission at least. I've had a few people as permission that I've given but they haven't been uploaded so. I have a rule that if it's translated i'd like it to stay on ao3 and unfortunately not a lot of the people interested in translating my fics want to translate them on the archive so i've said no a bunch of times.

have you ever co-written a fic? Yep. A friend-insert fic from when i was 12 with my friend cookie on wattpad. Alas, it is lost to time.

what's your all-time fave ship? There is not a singular answer to this so imma pass-

what's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will? All of them. But probably my Persona 5/BNHA crossover. Like I really want to write it but every time i open the document i just sit there like 'eugh.'

what are your writing strengths? According to my creative writing class leader, it's my descriptions and suspense build ups.

writing weaknesses? Again, according to my class leader, it's my inability to resist telling rather than showing. Also I sometimes make my sentences too long, when i could cut them shorter.

thoughts on writing dialogue in another language? It depends? For example if it's something that *absolutely* must be there - for example if I was to write a Percy Jackson fanfic and some exchange in the book was in broken greek/english then YES, but if its not something like that then no i just slap the text in italics and make sure it's obvious somewhere in text a non-english language is being spoken.

first fandom you wrote for? Batman. Self insert fan fic.

fave fic you've ever written?

Ooh..mm.

So. Proper hard question here because like how am i supposed to choose ya know?

It comes down to though, when im pushed to answer, probably 'the old bait and switch'.

I wrote that bitch in the car to high school and between revising for exams so it holds a special place in my heart.

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Tagging...........

@gremlin-bot , @grubus (hope its okay to tag you), @salaapaoo and @vveirdnobdy

#ask game #20 questions

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unrealwasteland · 1 year

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Roosmav fic recs vol. 3: POV Outsider, or, "What is with these two?"

This is pretty much what it says on the tin: Roosmav fics written from the point of view of character(s) other than Rooster or Maverick. These fics aren't all strictly Roosmav – many of them include side pairings and/or Hangman thirsting for Maverick. Please check the full list of pairings and other tags on AO3 before reading.

grateful for each hand we hold by notyourwinter 4k, T, no archive warnings apply implied/mentioned other pairings, mutual pining, getting together, domestic fluff

Mav asks Penny to host Thanksgiving for some of the Dagger squad. Penny can't help noticing how close Mav and Bradley have become, and how oblivious they both are to their feelings.

10/10 holiday fluff, I really loved reading this.

can't start a fire without a spark by hazelmotes 5.5k, T, no archive warnings apply 5+1 things, crack treated seriously

Five times the people around Maverick and Rooster thought what is with these two? and one time they didn't have to. In which there is scheming, reminiscing, wagers, long-suffering sighs, sex toys, and Springsteen. Always, always Springsteen.

This fic was a lot of fun to read, and the different POVs in this are incredibly well written.

Burn Out Bright by Brenda 2.5k, G, no archive warnings apply implied/mentioned other pairings, fluff and humor

On Maverick and Rooster's wedding day, Jake gains some closure, and takes a chance at a new beginning.

This is a 2nd part in a series. The first part is about Roosmav getting together, in this one Jake deals with how he feels about it. This is very sweet and I love the softer portrayal of Jake here.

Shared stupidity by Fuddlewuddle 3k, T, no archive warnings apply implied/mentioned other pairings, 5+1 things, crack treated seriously, fluff

Five times Mav and Bradley shared each other's clothes and one time they wore a matching set. As told by five of their friends, who are fed up with their sheer dumbassery.

Another really fun and cute fic. I love these idiots in love.

Game On by EmilyNorth 3.5k, M, no archive warnings apply implied/mentioned other pairings, exhibitionism, voyeurism, possibly unrequited love

So the thing was, Rooster had a type. Short, older, well-built men with pretty faces, dark hair, and green eyes. Three of those traits in one package was all it took to get him scurrying off his perch and diving in for the kill. Four or five, and he became a completely different person—fierce and focused like Hangman had never seen. And if a guy happened to check every box? Wow. Just wow. Because really, the thing was—Hangman had a type, too. And it happened to coincide with Rooster’s. (Well, at first it just intersected with Rooster’s—he liked older men, liked dark hair and light eyes, was less picky about height and build—but now it coincides. You bet your ass it does now.)

Instant classic tbh. This isn't really Roosmav - it's more like pre-slash (or possibly unrequited love), but this fic has earned its place as a Roosmav fandom favorite. The tension in this is just delightful.

What is it with those two? by finistra 1.5k, E, no archive warnings apply voyeurism, bottom Mav

For a kinkmeme prompt: Rooster and Hangman share a bedroom and one night while Hangman is already sleeping, Rooster brings Maverick in and fucks him in his twin bed.

I love this fic, there's just something about this scenario that's super hot to me. (And apparently to Jake as well!)

But I Won't Call You On It by LeoHunt 7k, E, no archive warnings apply secret relationship, voyeurism, pseudo-incest, daddy kink, bottom Mav

"He felt turned on by this in the way people got turned on by pseudo-incest porn. It wasn’t personal enough to get grossed out and close the tab, but still fucked up enough to satisfy that hunger and add just enough immorality to spice things up without making him grimace —unless he thought too hard about it." (Or Hangman gets more than he bargained for.)

Jake tries to figure out what's going on between Rooster and Maverick. This was also a really fun (and hot) fic to read, and I loved Jake's POV.

#roosmav #top gun maverick #fic rec #i already loved this trope before getting into this fandom #and it just works so well for roosmav!!#please let me know if i missed any #rsmv recs

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dyketubbo · 2 years

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for a more collected opinion on the utah reveal i.. honestly think it fits. l'manburg, wilbur joining the server, tommy and wilburs brother bits, it was all jokes. it was bits and improv where they could do fucking hamilton roleplay and pretend potions were drugs and yeah, it got a little serious. so so much of cwilburs story is serious, even with the utah reveal theres serious moments and arguments before and after, ctommy takes the reveal seriously himself. and honestly like

it really is crack treated seriously. thats the dream smp. is it full of meaningful narratives and often amazing writing that speaks to real issues? for sure! but theyre also doing minecraft roleplay where twitch streaming is canon and two of the most important items on the smp are easily replacable music discs and theres a ravine called goddamn pogtopia because of the pogchamp emote. and so so much of lmanburgs history started from brits and americans making fun of each other. so yeah.

i think cwilbur having been american this whole time and him being weirdly cryptic and raising death flags just for him to have wanted to go back to utah is.. funny. it was funny and it sounds ridiculous on the surface but i think that fits cwilbur. hes a very deep and nuanced character with arcs about mental health, suicide, feeling inherently broken and wanting to leave behind a good and kindhearted legacy even when so much of what you left behind was pain and hurt towards your loved ones.

and hes from fucking utah and pretended to be british the whole time all for his story to end with him boating out into the middle of a fucking river or ocean or whatever then getting magically teleported back home. its treated as serious and heartbreaking and it is also. really. really fucking funny

#wilburs story has flaws but this is a massive virtue #wooooo back in utah congrats king!!#mask mews #wilbur #dsmp #dsmp spoilers

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fortunatelev · 2 months

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I logged out and stopped playing early. Idk...I'm just bored...like I have no one to hang out with and talk to and sometimes it gets a bit depressing seeing other people hanging out and having fun together. Anytime I have tried to make friends and be kind to people I would always get treated like garbage. I have nothing but traumatic memories of people and how they all treated me like shit. Like wow...am I really that unlikeable? Why was I even born then? 😅

But seriously, though. While it is true that you dont need to have friends, life is more fun when you do have them. Right now...I'm just bored. Lonely and bored. Life feels so dull and pointless. Like?? What's the point to anything? Like you think you are living right and it's like "Okay God I cut off the toxic friends and the people who were bad influences so when am I going to have people to talk to or am I just going to be destined to talk to myself for the rest of my life?" And that is what I actually do. I have full conversations with myself because I have no one to actually talk to. I guess God wanted me to be isolated from everyone and not have any social skills. lol okay so that made me undeniably crazy. what was the point of that exactly? what is the point of me being here? to be a laughing stock to people? to be the butt of a joke? like why? what is the purpose of me being on this earth. I'm tired of everyday being the same thing over and over.

I feel like I dont really have much of a life nor much to offer. I can't work or drive because of my mental health and my inability to handle stress and my crippling anxiety. I have no social skills and lack the proper necessary skills to make connections and talk to people. Why the hell am I here? I'm just so bored with my damn life.

It must be nice for the people who do have friends and who do have relationships. You're fortunate. I'll probably never have that especially since it seems like God clearly doesn't want me to. I am wondering why I am even still serving Him. I know I shouldn't be envious of people or covet what they have and I dont want to but?? You arent exactly helping me not to now are you? I want friends...I want a relationship...I want human connection but I never get that. I just get treated like garbage like I am nothing and worthless. Its like each time I see people hanging out that is just the universe's way of telling me "yeah you will never have anyone or connect with them. you will never have that. they are fortunate and you arent". And where are you in this, God? Do you care about my suffering? You said in your word for us to delight ourselves in you and serve you and I have done that and even so with all of the time I have given you and all the times I have defended your name and honored you, I get nothing in the end but suffering. How is that fair?

I dont connect with anyone and any connection I do try to make always falls through the cracks and I have to do all the work while they lose interest and stop talking to me. Now I no longer trust anyone after all the betrayals and abandonment. My life just sucks and I'm tired of living it honestly. Like the people who treat me bad always have people to support them and help them but I get absolutely nothing but people telling me that "they dont enjoy being around me when I am sad". How is it that other people can get support and love and they dont even serve you and yet I get absolutely nothing when I am serving you.

I just dont understand this. God, I have served you and have made every effort to revere you but it just feels like you always want me to be lonely and suffering which is already horrifically bad for my terrible mental health. Do you even care? I know I am supposed to serve you and all but given the fact that I already suffer with my mental health, why do I need to have a lack of social skills, too? That just seems cruel of you. I am trying to trust you but I am beginning to lose my faith in you. I don't feel motivated to live this life anymore.

#my life sucks #god has forsaken me #god #lonely #bored #no friends #loneliness #sigh #i want friends #socially isolated #isolated #trauma #trust issues #i give up #im just done #done with faith #faith

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luminusobscurum · 3 months

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Homie, what is your oc lore?

ok lets do this.

cw abuse, self harm, drug use

A huge chunk of my lore comes from make-it-up-as-i-go-along then throwing away or glueing together what i do and dont like, since my husband really likes Ess her character has a bit more development. So I'll start with Lyssa.

Lyssa found "sanctuary" in cannibal town beforw hazbin hotel, she lived in hell since the 80s. She's socially anxious, has ptsd, and depression. She suffered from these disorders in life and being a woman in the 80s. She was taken as seriously as mentally ill women during that time would be. She wasn't mentally well enough to keep up with friends and her family wasnt very open minded. In her early 20s she loses her fight and commits suicide only to end up in hell because suicide is a sin- 😭

Lyssa is a girlfailure and a hopeless romantic. She's not emo, she just kinda looks like that. Realtively she's very kind and nurturing and often stays in places where that behavior isn't treated so hostile. (If not for Alastor and Rosie that bitch would be dead, like, hell would have ate her alive)

She had feelings for Alastor of course like everyone does, but he just patted her head and said the right fellow will surely come along. Rosie has helped Lyssa understand social cues and emotions, as Lyssa often found herself in a pattern of falling for anyone remotely kind to her and kept getting her poor lil heart broke.

Right now she resides in Hazbin Hotel, she adores Charlie and would adore Emily if they ever got the chance to meet. Lyssa's redemption is gonna be interesting because the cornerstone of her case is "She didnt fucking do anything wrong??"

Estelle (hes gender fluid) is hellborn, his prince, Felkivae has a domain of drugs, controlled substances, Felkivae is basically the CEO of big pharma, its where hospitals in hell get their medicene and good shit and yes Felkivae's workers do in fact distribute crack into the pride ring because they think its funny. This is Felkivae by the way.

Estelle lived with them, and ess is a very unruly chaotic bitch to deal with. He's antisocial and narcissistic, given a lot of it is trauma induced defense mechanisms from living with Felkivae being a crackhead. Felkivae got sick of seeing their consequences come out through one of estelle's tantrums one day and sold her soul contract to valentino for 62 cents. (felkivae has the coins framed on the wall in their room because they think its funny)

And just to clarify, theyre not related. Felkivae made Ess and many of their feline-based creature servants from like the ground and magic and shit. Estelle is about as much related to Felkivae as a cake you bake being related to to you. A cake you have full total control over and will mule drugs for you for v-bucks.

Felkivae revoked Estelle's goetia status. (If she'd kept it, then she'd have superceded the Vees in hell's heirarchy and all shed have to do is walk out of pride to avoid Val lol)

If Ess proves he can 'grow up (hes almost 30) and prove himself responsible enough' he can leave and get his title back which will void the contract. But by the time that happens the little idiot will have stockholmed himself with the vees. And adapted to his situation, she's learned to get back control of Her life she has to control valentinos.

which she does overtime by being a good kitty and kissing everyones ass a lot, (like how female hyenas move up in ranks) at the beginning ess and val's relationship was definitely 'oh ess you poor thing' but it quickly grows into 'wow! youre both awful people and deserve each other'

ess is also in no means is to get between voxval, in fact i think bullying my ocs is fun (lyssa is a sweetheart and itd be cruel but kicking ess down a flight if stairs is morally correct, its like hell's equivalent to returning a shopping cart)

i could see vox and val making her walk back home in the rain from a movie they went to go see but its okay bc when she got back hime she bit a chunk out of their faces like the florida bath salts guy

essie really loves the vees, (fucking hilarious to say that after my previous statement) shes flirted with velvette before (who i hc as a lesbian) but vel laughs and thinks shes weird bc ess is already fucking around with her gay dads so vel would simply verbally destroy her ego for being older than 25 then give ess an outift that doesnt make her look like such an unwashed tramp

theres also like a side plot where ess ends up having a kid from valentino (a blind moth girl named perdita) who ess hides from him and PLEADS with adam to take to heaven to get her away from val

how adam and ess have a relationship is DLC lore i might explain that one later if theres a care

realistically and truthfully valentino would have adored and loved his daughter (perdita) but given how he used to treat ess she was very much afraid of what hed do.

(imagine a little moth/kitten underneath adams robe and it goes MYEHH really loud and st peter goes 'what was that' and adam just says 'shut up')

that side arc with ess and adam is really nice though sorry to disrespect it by throwing up a poorly described synopsis

adam was the best awful dad who stepped up he handed perdita over to an elderly archangel named Nan (whose a lil out of it mentally but would protect perdita with her life) and she often hadoukens adam with holy light through a hole in the house because he does shit like let this baby drive him home in flying horse drawn chariot when hes too drunk too drive (perdita is 4)

one time for her birthday he bought her ribs and a 6 pack of beer saying shed be the coolest 4 year old and Nan dented him with a frying pan over it

anyway you came for lore of two characters i gave you 30 im sorry this is so long i have a permit but if you made it to the end youre beautiful and i want you to have these

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel oc #oc lore #id do character tags but theres a lot of namedrops #essie.ask

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