#quarantine mind

[marisatomay]

my most boomer thomas edison was a witch technology is killing us take is that i believe in my soul that deepfakes should not only be illegal but we should destroy all of the technology behind them

#irdc if you think this post should have punctuation it’s a personal post that left quarantine it wasn’t for All Of You #truly i cannot believe there has not been a huge lawsuit yet regarding deepfakes #still hoping tom cruise changes his mind and sues the shit out of the deep fake tom cruise guys they’re the biggest offenders wrt the tech

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

#eliot posts #dunme #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao #but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind'' #laios being my internal monologue here #i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying #tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number #(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled) #(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a #plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!) #(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time #and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig) #(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications) #(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!) #(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad) #(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol) #(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections) #(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired) #AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars #and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75 #the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could) #like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???

[skeletoninthemelonland]

never lay down in bed right after eating. don't think about staying on your phone for nearly two hours in that position. don't sleep either. acid reflux is real and i hate that guy

#uhhhh eat healthy and drink water etc etc #yknow. the exhausting but healthy things we gotta do to keep our silly billy bodies workin #i hate how this adds up to anxious thoughts djsfjdsbhjqklfehpiJADAASFGHJIOPA #i tried drawing today but it felt so draining and pointless #the floods + university strike + the cold + lack of routine + overall anxious thoughts but ig everyone is going through it too #i'm just glad my house is not under water now. my pets and things are all here and i do have blankets to warm myself with #but damn. #when your mind is not occupied with the routine it starts bothering you with unwanted thoughts #and it's not good when everyone else at home is going through the same stress #it feels just as hopeless and stressful as it was during the covid pandemic #in a way we are 'under quarantine' and isolated. unsure if it's gonna directly affect our lives. #i heard the water levels are rising quickly and people are coming in seeking public shelters... #lol idk how this went from acid reflux back to the floods. see that it's def something we can't stop worrying about rn. #what if i wake up with water on my ankles tomorrow? the videos we saw showed the water coming in so fast it's fucking scary #there was no way to just pack everything and move before it got worse. #starbstalks

[profounddestinyrebel]

Pretty much my ideal dcxdp coexisting world

Danny had all his canon happen before Bruce and the JL started their vigilante careers

Before Bruce was born or Martha and Thomas even got married

Phantom Planet never happened and the world never realized that they were almost dead in the first place (I apologize for mentioning it)

Danny retires after blowing up the portal and designing a new system of gov for the Infinite Realms (why the hell is that a monarchy anyway? Fighting being a way of communicating AND the way of determining a ruler does not make sense so I'll choose the better one)

Danny still visits the Infinite Realms but mostly lives his life

He still has interesting things happen to him but more because he apparently has a curse placed on him than anything else 'may you live in interesting times'

Danny manipulates the curse by getting into situations on purpose and then resolving them without getting attention drawn to his civilian id and normal life

He keeps track of immortals and big names that deal with death magic so as to lower the chances of being summoned

The more powerful the Realm Being the more powerful the summoner has to be to summon them and with how powerful Danny is there aren't many he has to keep an eye on

Ra's has been losing Lazarus water at a steady rate for over a decade but only now has it become a noticeable loss. The day the that he notices is a Very Bad Day for the League of Assassins (the day Danny lets himself get caught satisfies his curse for 2 whole months)

Danny hasn't aged much at all since he left Amity at 17. He's still short but mimics the effects of age with stage makeup and other tools used by actors to look older they actually are. This is how he meets a certain Alfred P. who remains a good friend even though they never really meet in person.

His parents blow themselves up and wipe their house off the map when tinkering with a device designed to lure realm beings to them. Danny isn't really sorry they're gone. He finds out after leaving Amity that he wasn't really their kid and he wasn't even adopted. They made him in their lab while distracted from their obsession with ghosts then completely forgot they had done so when they refocused on ghosts. His growth chamber (terrible name) was coated in ecto which allowed the device to reactivate and allow Danny to finish incubating into a toddler then (suspicious) it mysteriously popped him out before his the fentons noticed the growth chambers success.

His parents never took any notes on the clone experiment out of the house due to it being a (perceived) failure. After going back to their ghost obsession they completely forgot about it so no one knows. Jazz only found after Danny told her and he only found out after growing older and continuing to look less and less like either of his parents.

Danny finds the notes and that's what inspires him to leave Amity, to start looking for his bio parent. The Fenton's had no clue that the clone they grew was Danny. They dismantled the growth chamber when Danny was four (actually two) and never realized that the toddler they adopted was the clone of wonder woman they made. They never said anything to anyone about Danny being adopted so Vlad has no idea that Danny isn't Maddie's child.

Vlad starts to age drastically after the portals are destroyed and Danny figures out that Vlad isn't a halfa after all. He's just a normal ghost who can prey on people like spectra but with an obsession directed at Maddie originally and then Danny. Afterwards Vlad gets shunted off into Walker's prison because of all the toxic and human crimes he's committed among them brainwashing, mind control and mind wiping various wealthy and not so wealthy individuals into giving Vlad their money and companies.

Ellie has to explore the Infinite Realms (literally Infinite though so she's not confined) only because she can't really produce her own ecto. She has to absorb it from her surroundings so she can wander safely all over the Infinite Realms (so long as she calls for help when she gets in over her head) but not the human realms unless she takes a buddy who can produce a steady stream of ecto for her.

Vlad makes Danny his heir so now he's rich enough to travel even after giving all the people Vlad stole from their money back. It turns out that Vlad was good with making more money once he had it.

just Danny being a crptoid for the entire magical community and them being unable to talk about it if they even know of him

while danny runs a NASA and space account where he talks about NASA's recent achievements, newly discovered stars, planets and new alien races that Earth has been in contact with

#dpxdc #dp is before all dc vigilantes start #danny stops aging #perfectly preserved at 17 #he uses make up to seem older as the years go by #no ghost king #down with the Monarchy! #clone of wonder woman danny #dead fenton parents #no one knows that danny is phantom except for jazz sam and tucker #danny hasn't been able to find his bio mom #or dad #does find it odd that with so much maternal dna and minimal paternal dna that he turned out male #the giw had fake authority #they never even informed the us gov that ghosts exist #for gov/military took advantage of the ghost situation to quarantine amity #danny mind wipes them #too dangerous for them too keep all the knowledge they gained about the realms #tell me what you think #this is 5 or 6 of my most solid hc fitted together

[m3gahet]

Skwickles one taking care of the other when sick. No preference as to which is which

He has a fever and is very dramatic. Pickles ended up catching whatever Skwis has.

#my shit #metalocalypse #skwisgaar skwigelf #pickles the drummer #skwickles #they get to quarantine together #while loopy out of their minds

[mittysins]

Uhhhhhh Essie enjoyers come get this wip ig?

#non kink #listen all I’m saying is that some preg artists on tumblr have their fandom niche #and that I would not mind being that one artist who draws a pretty drow with imposter syndrome an unhealthy amount #seriously he’s been such a comfort character since I started watching live during quarantine #he means so much to me #and I would love nothing more than for my art to motivate someone to find the source material #and discover the MASTER craftsmanship that is his character #we’re a sha/dow/gast household btw #what’s sexier than wizards N #m draws #m in progress #yes I got so excited to start painting that I didn’t even finish the flats

[luckyagain]

people being selfish enough to go to a show sick, get other fans sick, and then taking a photo with louis on the red carpet KNOWING you have covid is unbelievably fucked up

#like how fucking selfish can you be??? #your friendly neighborhood healthcare worker is reminding you to fucking quarantine and mask when you’re sick #get your flu and covid shot #keep immunocompromised ppl’s health in mind #covid cases will go up during the holiday season stay safe

[silverbastardgoldenfool]

I am climbing up the walls

#a strange avidity im screaming #rote #realm of the elderlings #realm of the quarantine #fitz and the fool #fitzchivalry farseer #the fool #fool's errand #tawny man #so many things to lose my mind over during these chapters i can barely get through a page without taking hysterical notes

[werewolfetone]

So I don't know if anyone else here has read his wretched books and if you haven't this is probably not going to be AS funny but to give a quick explanation there was this northern irish orange historian from the 30s called RM Sibbett who is famous for writing the world's most extensive creationist history of the orange order, wandering around writing about fences, trying to outlaw alcohol, and so on, and who is also currently being inexplicably confused with an actual williamite soldier from the 1690s (?) by people on twitter

#I'm losing my mind just a minute I have a screenshot #orange quarantine tag #jory.txt

[narwhalandchill]

mfw ppl To This Day keep acting like childes personal ambitions begin and end at finding strong enemies to fight and following the tsaritsas plan to its conclusion with him being some sorta loyal fanboy puppy of hers and that this guy isnt, like, genuinely unhinged to the core

#bro is genuinely out there to torch the heavens PERSONALLY #yet here we are #childes admiration for the tsaritsa as a fellow warrior and the loyalty born out of that =/= abandoning his abysspilled endgame goals #saw a bad take on reddit once more am Irritated #rambles #genshin #childeposting #'do you need a tag for that?' Do Not Try Me. might lose my mind one of these days i gotta prepare quarantine in advance #childe

[starlightinhumanform]

maybe it’s the covid talking but I think i’m hilarious 

anyways i’ve watched over 36 hours of criminal minds this week and this is the only thing that’s come of it. obviously garcia got it for him

#in my defense i've been quarantining so there's very little i can do except watch this clown crew #spencer reid #derek morgan #criminal minds #penelope garcia #criminal minds memes #incorrect criminal minds #moreid #starlight makes memes #this is so stupid kgfdjklkkl #this is my girlfriend don't touch him #ok i'll go now

[gum-iie]

"surprised? the wings are fake after all."

#fgo #oberon vortigern #THIS HAS OCCUPIED MY MIND FOR THE ENTIRE DAY #fairy king vortigern type beat #why yes i’m thirsty how did you know #when the pretender kinda sus #color maybeee #quarantine doodles

[daydreamingmiller]

tag game! first celebrity, outfit, quote, and aesthetic pic on Pinterest is your vibe!

thank you to lovelies @joelsversion @annasinterests @ilovepedro @softlyspector & @tinygarbage for the tag 🤍✨

npt: @cowgurrrl @ghoultalks @clickergossip @breakfastatjoels & anyone else who hasn’t already been tagged/wants to do it! 🫶

#unsure what the vibe is here😭 zero cohesion #wish I could explain the Thomas Gibson in a cowboy hat pic. #the criminal minds quarantine phase ran DEEP my Pinterest is still haunted #hotch was the beginning of my dilfism downfall #tag games

[ambrosiallkiss]

ikevamp quarantine headcanons (with a sick MC):

(With MC having contracted the dreadful pestilence of the year 2022 AD, here are some of the guys reactions to that (with the stipulation that MC was fully vaxxed before time skip)).

Leonardo: Of course he hates to see his cara mia bedridden and is reminded how frail humans really are, especially considering the history of plagues he had read about and experienced in his long-lived existence (he puts those of Florence out of his mind...). But he is heartened to know that your symptoms are not as horrible in those of times past and admires your resilience. Though you petition him to refrain from visiting you often, he can't help but try anything he might to pamper you or aid in your recovery as careful as he is around others, assuring you with his familiar smile that a pure-blood's constitution is nothing to laugh at.

Faust: Privately, he is in shambles to see his Versuchskaninchen laid low in bed, weak but still battling this modern day disease. He can't help but try to take some isolated samples from you, in the hope he can determine a solution of his own. At the same time, he moves like clockwork (even waking up early!) to compound medicines that will reduce your fever or aid in that stubborn cough because he really does hate to see anything that makes you suffer even the tiniest amount. Being a doctor, he is familiar with treating diseases, but no matter this new challenge, he is at your beck and call, even carrying you princess-style to the bathroom and helping you out of your clothes when settling you into a warm bath.

Mozart: As someone well-known in the mansion for his diligence to being clean and orderly (stubbornly so, as you gently tease him from time to time) the famous musician is beside himself with the knowledge that there is little he can do to help you, his liebling, to feel even a modicum better. Of course, he understands that precautions have to be taken to reduce exposure, but still, he hates not being able to see your face as often as he used to or having you near. Jean is beside him giving him assurances that even doing small things are just as important. So he buries himself with bringing you whatever you may need or want, and at night he leaves the music room door open as he composes soft melodies to lull you to peaceful dreams. He tries to keep the faith that all these things will surely help in bringing you back to his side happy and healthy than you've ever been.♡

#rambles #ikevamp headcanons #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp faust #ikevamp mozart #yes yours truly has fallen ill to this pestilence #kinda disappointed in myself though i follow masking and am vaxxed #quarantine feels a little bit like exile...hence my mind wanders lol #hope to get better soon #unfortunate that not many ppl now just dont care #mostly for comfort purposes

[peanutblowandjobsandwich]

aklfdja;klsjd je blague mais watching and remembering all those collective like songs n stuff 'known' persons did during the lockdown got me thinking myb we need another pandemic lmaoooo

#im not talking specifically abt imagine leave me out of ur small close minded world #cloud nonsense #there's this french song where they said there's no race or religion to be in quarantine #yk we're all in this together #n it's like beautiful paroles #mais a la fois u realize #like #yeah #when diff races n religion come to play #we're no longer all in this together we no longer care #sigh #n i mean let's be real im not even tlking abt the fact tht these ppl are quite financially comfortable or anything like tht #but we werent even all in it together during the pandemic lockdown #bc there were the conspiracy theorists the no masks wearers the anti vaxers etc #like ah #but at least there was the illusion of solidarity ok #sigh sigh sigh

[outerhexe]

idk have a Mukuro 🍍

#katekyo hitman reborn #reborn #khr #mukuro rokudo #fanart #ath art #revisiting old fandoms while i lose my mind in quarantine