#or dad

[profounddestinyrebel]

Pretty much my ideal dcxdp coexisting world

Danny had all his canon happen before Bruce and the JL started their vigilante careers

Before Bruce was born or Martha and Thomas even got married

Phantom Planet never happened and the world never realized that they were almost dead in the first place (I apologize for mentioning it)

Danny retires after blowing up the portal and designing a new system of gov for the Infinite Realms (why the hell is that a monarchy anyway? Fighting being a way of communicating AND the way of determining a ruler does not make sense so I'll choose the better one)

Danny still visits the Infinite Realms but mostly lives his life

He still has interesting things happen to him but more because he apparently has a curse placed on him than anything else 'may you live in interesting times'

Danny manipulates the curse by getting into situations on purpose and then resolving them without getting attention drawn to his civilian id and normal life

He keeps track of immortals and big names that deal with death magic so as to lower the chances of being summoned

The more powerful the Realm Being the more powerful the summoner has to be to summon them and with how powerful Danny is there aren't many he has to keep an eye on

Ra's has been losing Lazarus water at a steady rate for over a decade but only now has it become a noticeable loss. The day the that he notices is a Very Bad Day for the League of Assassins (the day Danny lets himself get caught satisfies his curse for 2 whole months)

Danny hasn't aged much at all since he left Amity at 17. He's still short but mimics the effects of age with stage makeup and other tools used by actors to look older they actually are. This is how he meets a certain Alfred P. who remains a good friend even though they never really meet in person.

His parents blow themselves up and wipe their house off the map when tinkering with a device designed to lure realm beings to them. Danny isn't really sorry they're gone. He finds out after leaving Amity that he wasn't really their kid and he wasn't even adopted. They made him in their lab while distracted from their obsession with ghosts then completely forgot they had done so when they refocused on ghosts. His growth chamber (terrible name) was coated in ecto which allowed the device to reactivate and allow Danny to finish incubating into a toddler then (suspicious) it mysteriously popped him out before his the fentons noticed the growth chambers success.

His parents never took any notes on the clone experiment out of the house due to it being a (perceived) failure. After going back to their ghost obsession they completely forgot about it so no one knows. Jazz only found after Danny told her and he only found out after growing older and continuing to look less and less like either of his parents.

Danny finds the notes and that's what inspires him to leave Amity, to start looking for his bio parent. The Fenton's had no clue that the clone they grew was Danny. They dismantled the growth chamber when Danny was four (actually two) and never realized that the toddler they adopted was the clone of wonder woman they made. They never said anything to anyone about Danny being adopted so Vlad has no idea that Danny isn't Maddie's child.

Vlad starts to age drastically after the portals are destroyed and Danny figures out that Vlad isn't a halfa after all. He's just a normal ghost who can prey on people like spectra but with an obsession directed at Maddie originally and then Danny. Afterwards Vlad gets shunted off into Walker's prison because of all the toxic and human crimes he's committed among them brainwashing, mind control and mind wiping various wealthy and not so wealthy individuals into giving Vlad their money and companies.

Ellie has to explore the Infinite Realms (literally Infinite though so she's not confined) only because she can't really produce her own ecto. She has to absorb it from her surroundings so she can wander safely all over the Infinite Realms (so long as she calls for help when she gets in over her head) but not the human realms unless she takes a buddy who can produce a steady stream of ecto for her.

Vlad makes Danny his heir so now he's rich enough to travel even after giving all the people Vlad stole from their money back. It turns out that Vlad was good with making more money once he had it.

just Danny being a crptoid for the entire magical community and them being unable to talk about it if they even know of him

while danny runs a NASA and space account where he talks about NASA's recent achievements, newly discovered stars, planets and new alien races that Earth has been in contact with

#dpxdc #dp is before all dc vigilantes start #danny stops aging #perfectly preserved at 17 #he uses make up to seem older as the years go by #no ghost king #down with the Monarchy! #clone of wonder woman danny #dead fenton parents #no one knows that danny is phantom except for jazz sam and tucker #danny hasn't been able to find his bio mom #or dad #does find it odd that with so much maternal dna and minimal paternal dna that he turned out male #the giw had fake authority #they never even informed the us gov that ghosts exist #for gov/military took advantage of the ghost situation to quarantine amity #danny mind wipes them #too dangerous for them too keep all the knowledge they gained about the realms #tell me what you think #this is 5 or 6 of my most solid hc fitted together

[creatively-storm]

!!WARNING: MHA SEASON 6 SPOILERS AHEAD, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!! No. No he did not. She practically sold him off. Even if he agreed to it, he was 6. That is not legal age to make such a decision.

He should not be blaming himself. He is in no way in the wrong.

#bnha #mha #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #i dont like his mom #or dad #but more mom in this case #creatively_storm

[hanniejji]

Tomo and Maple again 😓 I FOUND THIS AND FIRST THING ON MY MIND WAS TOMO DOING THIS TO MAPLE

-🍁

POOR MAPLE WOULD HAVE THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS OF THEIR LIFE WITH TOMO AROUND HAHDHABFJAHAHAHA

#hes such a funny uncle #or dad #or whatever #maple talks #🍁.nonnie #anon asks

[the-hipster-nugget]

I messed up mama

#art #digital art #fanart #eddsworld fanart #eddsworld #ew Tord #ew patryk #mom patryk #or dad #hes transfem ok #tord eddsworld

[angel-of-sweet-revenge]

I like to think that Astral reminds Yuma of his mom. There'll be particular times, like when Astral scolds him for getting himself hurt, or rolls his eyes and says 'nice try' when Yuma makes excuses for not doing homework, and Yuma will suddenly get teary eyed because his mother would say the exact same things in the exact same ways and he misses her so much.

At first Astral feels guilty for making Yuma sad. Then he realises that no, he can use this to help Yuma feel better, and he'll descreetly learn how Mirai used to be with Yuma, and incoperate that, like Mirai would give Yuma forehead kisses when he'd wake up, so Astral began sometimes doing the same thing, and he learnt some of Mirai's lullabies and would sing those too.

Yuma calls him 'mom' half sarcastically and half literally, and Astral finds this hilarious and also kind of adorable.

#zexal #ygo #zexal astral #yuma tsukumo #astral adopts yuma #i swear at least the dub should have had yuma sarcastically calling astral 'mom' #or dad #because i swear half the time astral sounds like a tired parent

[buddyhollyscurls]

Put on Home Alone as sort of background noise while I write and omg Kevin's family is all SORTS of fucked up. Like I get Kevin being nine he should be learning to pack for himself and become in charge of his own suitcase, but he literally tells his cousins I've never done this once in my whole life and what do they do? Call him an idiot. He's not an idiot he's a kid! Can't believe not one person no adult no cool big kid was nice enough to go with him to his room and help him through the process. They wouldn't even need to pack for him but just help him learn the gist of how to pack? like ok is there any clothes u want to take, its literally Christmas so make sure to pack warm clothes, is there anything u want to bring in case u get bored, any money u might have to get urself gifts, etc like why insult him?

#and don't even get me started on his uncle or his immediate family #his brother #his parents allowing everyone to bully and belittle him #fuck everyone in this household #like ok guess i shouldn't expect much more from the kids #but why is his mom not even bothering to help him #or dad #smh

[tasty-tiktoks]

#tiktok #cc #dad jokes #dad life

[cactuseri]

collection

#seri.txt #these just made me laugh idk 😭 my mom and dad r also both like this #idk if someone’s posted these before but idc #seri’s hits

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

#and they were forced to raise each other... #baked bean originals #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #sorry hakoda i don't think you count #couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex #cmon man #i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[diabloku]

He's never gonna let him live it down 🤭

#Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel alastor #Hazbin hotel Lucifer #Alastor #lucifer #kinda #radioapple #or #appleradio #idk #bickering dads #bambi #Luci is gonna annoy him until they start throwing hands #animation

[froody]

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

#lol. my dad wanted a boy. I was AFAB. now I’m trans. still not happy. #grow up.

[wileycap]

I don't think I've seen anybody talk about how absolutely insane The Boiling Rock is from Hakoda's perspective.

Imagine getting captured, and your son tells you that you won't be apart for too long. That's sweet, but obviously your son has no resources to spare for organizing a breakout. You hope that the Avatar can defeat the Fire Lord soon - that's the earliest time you could hope to be rescued.

You get put into a temporary holding facility until the guards can sort out who is who. After a while, they put you on a prisoner transport to the Boiling Rock. Your captors try to intimidate you by telling you that it's the highest security prison in the Fire Nation, probably the whole world. It's far away from the capital.

You arrive at the Boiling Rock. It really is in the middle of a boiling lake. There's only one way in or out, and it's a gondola that takes you above the boiling lake. You meet the warden. They take you to your cell. You settle down to wait for the end of the war.

And 15 minutes later Sokka comes in like "hey dad I'm here I got the prince of the Fire Nation and an Earth Kingdom ninja leader gf ok let's go I'm busting you out"

#“oh right i forgot that you have a flying bison” #“no dad we left appa at the camp.” #atla #atla sokka #atla hakoda #sokka #hakoda #avatar the last airbender #atla crack #the boiling rock

[luminixx]

“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.

this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin hotel art #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #dad beat dad #appleradio #lucifer hazbin hotel #fanart #also on tiktok it has this freaky sound in the background so it's more sad and less threatening #it's funny seeing how differently people react #thye're all crying over there #i am so sorry tiktokers !! ..

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :) #maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

[kimik0hippie]

Two dads😭

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #dad beat dad #my art