#quote unquote

[shittyutmv]

-3 to stealth. all of them nightmare by jokublog cross by jakei95 horror by sour apple studios killer by rahafwabas dust by ask-dusttale

#i remember joku saying that nm dressed like sans #(slippers and all) #to “blend in” #QUOTE UNQUOTE #in alternate universes. #man what alternate aus are you waltzing around in where someone sees sans COVERED IN TAR. #and thinks #oh haha. Classic sans! what a goofy goober #literally none. #he’s coming up with excuses to wear slacks and slippers to work every day #to show up on the zoom call without pants #sorry. Lotsa tags #-mod kip #🦑 #badly drawn utmv #utmv #undertale multiverse #undertale au #nightmare sans #killer sans #cross sans #dust sans #horror sans

[t-800]

Mr. Bungle - Travolta / Quote Unquote [1991] — Directed by Kevin Kerslake

#mr bungle #mike patton #travolta #quote unquote #music video #1990s #90s #gifs

[liittlecrow]

sigh. i just want to make someone’s son rich. watch him count endless bills until he is physically r o l l i n g in money from selling my body & my holes to other depraved men.

just happily doing as im told… posing exactly how daddy encourages me to… in front of the camera that is constantly flashing & recording me from every angle possible… the line of strangers just continuing to grow larger & longer… all waiting for their turn to put some cash into daddy’s hand so that they can have their every which way with the cute little fleshlight… over & over & over again…. nothing but a piece of property, a mindless atm machine with a useless heartbeat, a set of 3 wet sloppy holes, designed only to pleasure & entertain men…. anything & everything they want is all completely theirs to take… because i’m not even a person anymore… no… i solely live & breathe to serve them… they will forever be superior….. god. what a lucky girl i am to have such a fulfilling purpose on this earth <3

#i can’t believe i actually typed this out #i can’t believe im really going to press post #sick nasty hrs!!!!! #from the deepest darkest depths of my #quote unquote #brain #👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯 #little crow speaks

[nerdyenby]

Limited Life ep 6 spoilers

This clip is killing me, Joel’s head is absolutely empty, the only thought knocking around in there is “Lizzie <3”

Transcript:

Jimmy: “… it seems pointless”

Lizzie, acting as Pearl: “do do do do do~”

Joel: “Hey Lizzie!! I think we just do it, Jim, I think we should do it”

Jimmy, correcting him: “Hey Pearl- hey Pearl!!” *snickering*

Joel: “I mean Lizzie- uh Pearl”

Jimmy: *bursts out laughing*

Joel: “Uh let’s go over here, let’s go over here, right.”

Jimmy: “Wait, I only have- oh yeah”

Joel: “Sorry Lizzie- I mean Pearl, we’re in the middle of something”

All of them: *absolutely losing it*

Joel: “Alright, let’s go to the birthday party”

#limited life #limited life spoilers #limited life joel #limited life jimmy #limited life bad boys #limited life pearl #quote unquote #joel smallishbeans #lizzie ldshadowlady #traffic series #trafficblr

[babylon-crashing]

And now the madness began in me. The madness of a soul splitting in half. Through my influence, I saw to it Don Giovanni was played only five times in Vienna. But in secret, I went to every one of those five, worshipping sounds I alone seem to hear ~ Salieri, Amadeus (1984)

#Amadeus #mozart #quote unquote #Salieri

[senseiwu]

Silly ninja. That's morros dad, not yours

...I don't know what this is. Just take it

"Hey sensei that's a weird lookin cat"

#ninjago #my art #quote unquote #ninjago morro #sensei wu #cole brookstone #kai smith #zane julien #lloyd garmadon #jay walker #nya smith

[inlovewithacheerleader]

gay test

#my art #quote unquote #gay #frerard #gerard way #frank iero #bandom #mcr #fanart

[xekstrin]

[immediately deletes my overly aggressive tags] i am not the person i was ten minutes ago before i had lunch and calmed down

#and realized im mad at other things but this feels more in my [control] #quote unquote #idle raccoon thoughts

[cowboyinternist]

to be entirely honest this podcast would be so unenjoyable if it was 100% plot “relevancy” 100% of the time. literally half the appeal of this show is that it’s twilight zone slice of life.

#wtnv #really i’m just sick of the #ermmm so no kevin? 🥺🥺 #no this? no that?? 🥺🥺 #posts literally ANY time a new episode comes out that isn’t entirely relevant #as if wtnv isn’t about more than just a select few characters that the fandom has deemed to be the most interesting or worthy idk #as if wtnv has EVER used every single bit of its energy and narrative on one singular plot point at a time??? #we have kevin at home!!! 3 near consecutive episodes of kevin!!!!!! #this isn’t targeted i just need to rant to get my energy out i love u all peace and love #people r allowed to be sad about no kevin or whatever i just wish the fandoms energy wasn’t focused on that like. 9/10 a #quote unquote #filler #episode comes out

[cantoaundiosmineral]

#content creator #destruction #fully endorse this #we are so tired #predictably the content creator tag has a lot of porn... #quote unquote

[brothfan1997]

i have been liking homestuck for so long now that the nostalgia i feel has taken on a flavor that i would honestly compare to works like atla and adventure time… like the characters feel so deeply known and held dear to me for such a long time that the works themselves occupy a space in my psyche that feels so tangible lol … my knowledge of the content is so steeped in the vivid memories of youth and the growth i did alongside the works that the text is inseparable from those feelings… irregardless of the actual quality of some of the content (<- me rationalizing wanting to reread homestuck)

#i literally dont have time #i just keep seeing pictures of karkat and john egbert and im having feelings again… like some kind of 14 year old kid… #quote unquote

[remythologise]

please rank your gay ships based on how bad thekr first time havifn sex would be thank you

a short selection of SOME gay ships from western live action on a RELATIVE score ranking because we don’t have time or space for all the rest: charles/erik: charles is literally a telepath. their first time having sex is 15/10 even if both of them cry and erik gives himself an injury it doesn’t take away from how out of this world the sex is

hannibal/will: 13/10 for the 13 people that died right before it happened. I am so sorry to tell you this but they are BOTH so into it and there is so much blood.

alexander/hephaistion: over two millennia of people saying alexander was cuntstruck by hephaistion’s thighs so I guess that first messy 12/10 handjob was astronomically good for alexander.

tos kirk/spock: kirk is very kind and gentle with spock here even though spock’s losing his goddamn mind about it. kirk, in fairness, ALSO loses his goddamn mind about it a bit. not for nothing are they based on the above two historical figures. 11/10 lewd handholding

xena/gabrielle: including women on this list as a comparison point. it’s so 10/10 good and they are so normal and communicative about their needs, wants and feelings

post-15.18 destiel: might be sort of normal actually. a bit awkward at first, but given cas is an angel and blows out some lights along with dean’s back I’ll give it a solid 9/10 that can only get better from here.

flint/silver: 8/10 sadly they’re both so in love with each other and work so well together it overrides all of the gaslight gatekeep girlboss manipulations and mindgames that have or will go on, even if they’ll never admit that!

steve/tony: picking one universe and saying ultimates, ults steve is homophobically trembling the whole time and ults tony is bitter and jaded and laughs derisively at the situation after steve comes. 3/10 objectively but a 9/10 experience for steve (previously had not had gay sex) and a 7/10 experience for tony (he’s a masochist)

holmes/watson: holmes is too in his head about it and watson doesn’t know if he likes gay sex yet. 6/10 love that dare not speak its name is still very sexy for all involved

house/wilson: they know way too much about anatomy for this to be bad, BUT never underestimate the power of them derailing the experience by arguing with each other and bringing up death before anyone even gets off. 5/10

kim/harry: oh this is ABSOLUTELY what you’d expect (harry full on losing it not even halfway in and sobbing violently) but it is saved by the fact harry can near-read kim’s mind even if he doesn’t know what kim’s mind means half the time. 4/10, +0.5 modifier (kim really trusts you)

nandor/guillermo: also 4/10, neither of them communicates about their kinks. guil makes a secret action plan of how the next time can be better, except nandor then immediately goes off and hooks up with some other love of his life

merlin/arthur: 5/10 sloppy blowjob by merlin that gets a downgrade to 3/10 because somehow in sucking arthur off he also managed to doom magic, all other gay people and the entire working class

geralt/jaskier: 2/10 geralt is thinking about yennefer’s breasts the whole time. sorry he can’t help it blame the djinn probably

aos kirk/spock (or any pre-movies version of tos): somehow kirk spends the whole time convincing himself it’s just a casual thing for a literal vulcan. spock spends the whole time trying not to kill kirk and then thinks he’s gravely injured him AND disgusted him with the scale of his aggressive desire. 1/10 they both get off but it’s physically painful and both are miserable about it

endverse destiel: dean is SOOOO angry and revolted with both himself and castiel. absolute 0/10 that never happens again.

dishonourable mentions for the hell of it:

aziraphale/crowley: whatever neil gaiman said about them never having sex because they’re beyond that or whatever. -10/10 they don’t qualify

#thanks sadie. #kira for ts #this post brought to you by me just recently reading cherik fic. miss them. #again this was a specific selection of ships. really aziraphale/crowley should not be on here #and I KNOW there are ships missing but you know askbox IS open if you want to know specifics (sadie.) #ask #quote unquote #anonymous

[guuuurei]

#guuuu art #artists on tumblr #album redraw #self portrait #quote unquote #my mom played this album while she was pregnant w me so i came out emo

[bawdmeat]

Made this the same day I drew Bob but I didn't post it cuz I was trying to export the time-lapse but csp wants to be a pos so yknow

#undertale #sans #horror sans #undertale fanart #fanart #this is the horror i drew earlier lol #quote unquote

[babylon-crashing]

tía

“Surrealism is only shocking to those who are shocked by dreams,” André Breton.

Scads of old wounds, tía. Scads. El viento

muere/ en mi herida. “The wind dies/ in

my wound.” And in the blood, tía, its slow

flow, a queer smear. Horror under the skin.

Horror that keeps itching. Alejandra,

tía, I'll still be your your fag hag that keeps

you from the night that gnaws and, mendiga,

begs in your blood. Infernal stone that weeps.

Sugar crusts. The crunch and chew of language.

An itch. A witch. I cannot stop, auntie,

I call you all: Necromancer of words

and wounds. This scar? Where I pulled my innards

out. Where I washed my old wound in the sea

and used your name as its heinous bandage.

Notes.

If Federico Garcia Lorca would be my uncle, then please let Alejandra Pizarnik be my aunt. These two poets taught me more about the craft than anyone else. And yes, I use the term craft as in the dark Dionysian powers of the psyche and soul. Pizarnik wrote in fragments, as the language she used drove her insane. Artistically, she is sister to Paul Celan, who wrote in German and committed suicide by drowning in the Seine. Language as virus. Language as plague. The poem of hers I use is, “El viento muere en mi herida./ La noche mendiga mi sangre.”

#tía #sonnet #quote unquote #poem #poetry #conversations with imaginary sisters #Spanish poetry #alejandra pizarnik #ars poetica

[t-800]

"All behold the spectacle, a fleshy limbless rectangle."

Mr. Bungle - Travolta / Quote Unquote [1991] — Directed by Kevin Kerslake

#mr bungle #travolta #quote unquote #1990s #90s #mike patton #gifs #flashing