#little crow speaks

[liittlecrow]

What panties do you have on today, pretty cum rag?

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

how many times do i have to tell u guys …. whores don’t wear panties??? like ever???!?!? im at work today. full commando. just like every other day. nothing has changed. nor will it ever

#😫🙄 gosh #asks #little crow speaks

[aliceindaisychains999]

When you’re zoning out into the universe for the 5th time today despite the chores you have to do

#maddie speaks #mst3000 #mst3k #crow t robot #i’ll be honest #i needed to find a way to show crow’s little dancey dance #videos

[veerbles]

always fascinated by people's different takes on the language barrier between kaz and the ghafas.

I think my personal opinion is that kerch, being the language of the center of commerce and an overall neutral party in the war, is kind of like english - in that it's an internationally spoken language, but certainly not by everyone. considering jesper spoke it well enough to go to university in ketterdam, even though he was a farm boy, it must be pretty widespread. matthias didn't speak it until hellsgate, but he also grew up very sheltered.

inej didn't speak kerch when she was taken, so it's reasonable to assume her parents didn't either. but maybe they spoke a little of it, like in some countryside places in europe? or maybe they learnt in their efforts to find her? or perhaps they focused their efforts inside ravka, and never learnt a word of it.

it's always suspicious to me that kaz never bothered picking up ravkan, being the strategic businessman that he is. I think he wouldn't hide that ability during the ice court/van eck mission if he had it, so either he can speak very little, or not at all; if not at all, it supports the assumption that kerch is the international business language, which is why he never bothered picking up a second language.

so would the ghafas learn enough kerch to communicate? I don't doubt that using inej as a translator would frustrate kaz to no end; words are his strongest weapon, so he'd definitely put effort into being able to communicate with them. but would he learn suli? or ravkan? suli would be a more personal gesture, which he'd see as a leverage to get the ghafas to like him. ravkan would be more useful in other ways, and we know how much kaz likes having more than one reason to do something.

#six of crows #kanej #grishaverse #I have more thoughts. such as: ravkan can maybe be kind of compared to chinese (ignoring the many dialects)? #it's certainly not WIDEspread outside ravka but we do see foreigners speak it - especially if they have business there #specifically I think it's mentioned merchers and slavers know a little of it. again - a language for business purposes #zemeni and kaelish is only spoken by natives - but I think we see more kaelish immigrants in ketterdam #so it might spread a little like a lot of first generation languages #nobody speaks fjerdan. but it seems they're the most isolated country and don't do too much business with others so it makes sense #just having Thoughts yknow #OH actually wylan speaks some fjerdan which means jan also did so they scratch that they do business with kerch #kaz x inej

[mars-ipan]

do you guys think aziraphale heard the myth of prometheus for the first time and lost his mind a little

#marzi speaks #good omens #aziraphale #this is lighthearted but also not at all. i just don’t have big words rn #can you imagine though. aziraphale is gomensverse’s prometheus #he brought humans fire. #do you think he heard of prometheus and suddenly his fear of disobeying god reared its ugly head with a vengeance #do you think he remembered lying to god about it. wondered if it was that that would do him in instead of the original theft #do you think he spent nights upon nights wondering when he would be chained to his rock #wondering when his crow would come eat his liver for all of eternity #do you think he wondered if it already had? #not in the shape of a crow- but of a snake- a charming snake that slithered over and ate his heart again and again and again #he had appeared shortly after aziraphale gave up the sword; after all. aziraphale told him and everything #perhaps that was his punishment. perhaps She was playing a cruel little game by sending him someone he wanted so much but could never have #maybe that was the rock. the chain. the inability to move- to do anything more than sit there in anguish #the crow came in the form of that sharp mind and clever tongue. it dug straight to the core of his heart and tore it to shreds #picked it apart; observed; and ate #do you think he worried on and off about that for centuries. millenia #do you think he thought about it every time that demon of his did something so utterly charming #‘oh- there’s another piece of my heart- a morsel for him to savor again and again’ #do you think he thought about it when he kissed. felt those lips on his like a sharp beak straight through his body #do you think he minded. do you think he thought ‘i would lay in these chains forever if you would just do that again; right now.’ #do you think he broke those chains anyway. #I’M INSAAANE turns out i did have big words for it

[the-crow-cryptids-domain]

I saw the trailer for the new Fable game and, as much as I greatly dislike the SUPER-HYPER REALISM they're going for (like I genuinely hate it it's so unsettling to me, where's the Stylized Charm of the old games???), seeing all the comments on said trailer about 'Fable Going Woke' makes me want to Commit Crimes.

Like.

Tell me you've Never fucking played a Fable game without saying you've Never played a Fable game.

Now I want this new Fable game to be WILDLY successful just out of spite for these empty headed fuckheads.

#Fable #Fable 1 #Fable 2 #Fable 3 #crow speaks #the crow speaks #I used to always play a gay or bi hero too #First husband was a pious monk #Second husband was an evil cultist #Third husband was a sweet little shopkeeper #Now I just want to play Fable again... #vent #rant #Also don't fucking get me started on the fact Fable 2 and 3 aren't on Steam #But my point is in the old Fable games you could be gay do crimes and also Everyone was 'Ugly' and that was part of its 'Charm' #Guess what Fable's been Woke ALL ALONG #Ok that's enough screaming into the void

[cantsaythetword]

IM IN SUCH A FRICKIN MOOD JESUS CHRIST I NEED TO BE

W R E C K E D

#crow's in a lee mood what's new #he speaks #LIKE FUCK ITS SO BADDDDDDD #and my brain being the HELPFUL LITTLE LAD IT IS (/s) keeps thinking up alllllllll the possible tword scenarios i could be in with my friends #LIKE DUDE WE AINT GONNA GET WRECKED TONIGHT #MAYBE SOME LIL POKES OR SOMETHING BUT NOTHINGS GONNA GO DOWN #send help

[roboticchibitan]

I do not need to collect pairs of decorative embroidery scissors I do not need to collect pairs of decorative embroidery scissors I do not need to collect pairs of decorative embroidery scissors I do not

#crow affirmations #I have so many little collections I do NOT need more #someone got me a second tea pet and I'm like 'guess I collect these now' which is the DEVIL speaking but TOO LATE #Decorative embroidery scissors are something I Do Not Need #my folding scissors work perfectly fine

[canonically-a-genloser]

little happy birthday post for Crow (:

SO FIRST OFF HAPPY SLIGHTLY EARLY BIRTHDAY!! :DD i hope you have an incredible time tomorrow (:

i also wanna say just quickly that it's been so incredible getting to know you and learn about the things you enjoy as well :)) i know i'm not saying anything new but you're such a fun person to talk to, and i appreciate the past few months of us just talking so much more than i think even i realize. i couldn't be more grateful for it all so thank you so much again (:

so I wasn't sure if you have Spotify but i made this anyway (and if you need me to i can remake it on youtube for you :)))

i also made you a yellow rose pin that you can put on your suit once we meet up :D it's not much but i found a cute crochet pattern and thought of you so yeah!

LAST PARAGRAPH MY BAD but i ALSO also started making us hazbin ocs since you watched it for me! i left room for you to pick a name (and then too this is only my first chunk of work on the design so if you want i can change it up or you can go absolutely wild with it), but i went with the basic idea of you being an overlord in cannibal town so :D (im so bad at the hazbin art style 💔💔💔💔)

#Spotify #crow <3 #sorry this is so all over the place 😭😭 #english isnt my speaking words 💔💔💔💔💔 #postin your birthday stuff a little early so it's not another Thing tomorrow and you can just chill and it'll be a lovely time (: #AAASJFDBBF IM SO NERVOUS TO POST THIS WHAT IS HAPPENING LMAO

[seafoam-fey]

"I can fix him" well I can study him like a lab rat

#shitpost #i can fix him #text post #text #chaotic academia #crow speaks #I am also scribbling in my little notebook while saying ''ohhh'' and ''fascinating''

[liittlecrow]

hi there, darlings... miss me yet? 😈

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#>;3 #me #mine #little crow speaks

[slut4slytherinss]

CAMILLE’S PLAYLIST

NOW PLAYING: Everywhere, Everything - Noah Kahan, with Gracie Abrams

- Camille - she/they -

(most are WIPs currently, but I plan on finishing them very soon!)

HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE

Lightning Era -

Gold Rush , m.r. — pt. 2

Ivy , t.n. WIP

Out of My League , r.w. WIP

This feeling , m.r.

Maruaders Era -

Mine , j.p. WIP

GRISHAVERSE

Six of Crows -

Exile , m.h. WIP

Hoax , k.b. WIP

Shadow and Bone -

none yet

King of Scars -

none yet

DAISY JONES & THE SIX

none yet

THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS

none yet

THE HUNGER GAMES

Everdeen Era -

none yet

Snow Era -

none for right now

LITTLE WOMEN

Mary’s Song , t.l. WIP

TWISTED SERIES

None yet!

KING OF SIN

None yet!

#kaz brekker fanfic #kaz brekker x crow!reader #blaise zabini #draco malfoy #lorenzo berkshire #slytherin #theodore nott #mattheo riddle #theodore laurence #laurie laurence #little women #harry potter #marauders #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #inej ghafa #nina zenik #matthias helvar #fluff #angst #smut #taylor swift #evermore #folklore #speak now #midnights #1989 tv #reputation

[ace-n-mooch-daily]

Mooch is the silly one, you guys consider Ace silly?

#not acen'moochdaily :( #mooch speaks #mod chive #he's silly in his own little ways #also dialogue from Blackjack suggests him being silly #if Ace saying 'roosters and crows don't go together' isn't silly then idk what is

[qbedience]

no you dont understand mara is different to who she was in d1 and early d2 shes changed her ways and is seeing the world differently why are you walking away WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY

#q talks #destiny 2 #destiny the game #mara sov #/call this a hot take but like. people can change #/mara realises a lot of what shes done is BAD and shes trying hard to accomodate for what she has done wrong #/which is why she has had very little to do with crow recently #/shes speaking from her new perspective of the whole crow situation PLEASE IM NOT INSANE #season of the seraph #season of the seraph spoilers #/anyway i just came online for this #/i will be disappearing for eons once again

[godlightyagami]

what are your thoughts on shrimp

I LOVE SHRIMP

THEYRE JUST LITTLE GUYS

i sometimes wish i were a shrimp……. oh to experience the world theough eating particles……

#crow speaks #sorry if its incoherent in the end im a little i e really #inebriated <-

[arklayraven]

They are so cute wtf 💜

#;little raven speaks #Let Mammon adopt this cute crow pff

[unrealityshift]

I'm really glad you said that thing about queer people relating to Dir en grey a lot. Growing up queer in a conservative house was rough and being able to have some reprieve from it through them was nice, but for a long time I thought I was just projecting. So it's nice to know others felt the same way

oh, no problem!!! happy to help you feel some solidarity. it wasn’t just their subversion of gender presentation and their lyrics being sexually charged, there’s just something so queer about deliberately standing out from society and putting a target on your back like that, like, more verbose people have done actual theses on things like this but i can’t articulate it well haha

it’s just something so liberating about not giving a fuck and living authentically despite everything, their desperation to live as yourself, i find a lot of comfort in some of their songs as someone that’s heavily struggled with their identity and their gender (to this day i still haven’t figured out how to draw myself like. daily body/gender dysmorphia lol). there are some lyrics that have stuck w me so long bc of Trans Vibes. you’re not alone anon!!!

#i also just worked 8 hours so my brain is a little fried but you gotta be pretty dang gay to really enjoy deg yfeel lol #so many of my friends that i’ve met through deg have ended up figuring out they’re some form of lbgtq if not multiple letters in the acronym #crow gets asks #crow speaks