#😫🙄 gosh

[liittlecrow]

What panties do you have on today, pretty cum rag?

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

how many times do i have to tell u guys …. whores don’t wear panties??? like ever???!?!? im at work today. full commando. just like every other day. nothing has changed. nor will it ever

#😫🙄 gosh #asks #little crow speaks

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

It's a Match! || 141 x reader

[ Chapter 1 ] || [ Chapter 3 ]

Pairing: Soap x Reader || 141 x gn!Reader Words: 1K~ cw: a bit of dirty talking/innuendos Summary: While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you?

Chapter 2: Johnny

“Oh, hello…” You remarked to yourself as your eyes locked into a stunning pair of blue eyes on your screen, stopping your mindless right-swipping. “...Johnny.”

“You’re 29… A soldier… Scottish… Are you friends with Kyle?” You mused playfully. “Let me guess, you’re a gym bro, aren’t you?” You asked sarcastically as you tapped your finger on the right side, skipping through his pictures. The first one immediately after was him lifting while wearing a weightlifting belt. “Yup… Mandatory gym pic.”

Chuckling to yourself, you snap a screenshot of his profile to the girls as well, sending it quick.

leah: @/mia Whatever good energy you sent its working. second hot guy in the last 5 minutes! mia: i lit a CANDLE for this!!!!! leah: there weren’t any handsome guys like this when i was on tinder?! 😫 UNFAIR. 🙄 you: blow it out then cause this is the 3rd actually. leah: 3rd??? Where’s number 2??? you: didn’t think to snap a screenshot. hasn’t matched me back yet. mia: has he posted a shirtless pic? you: kyle did and this one idk but probably. need to check. leah: Don’t forget to send it over.🥴

Shaking your head and laughing in amusement, you went back to Tinder, checking on ‘Johnny’. The mandatory gym pic was there… a couple of them in fact! And then the mandatory shirtless selfie. Or rather… The mandatory shirtless SELFIES. Plural.

Three of them… The first one was him just straight up wearing just a towel… And the next was him in a kilt… And the next was him with a button-up very much so unbuttoned. 

“Oh, my, Johnny-John-John… You sure know how to woo a bird…” You joked to yourself.

You dragged your finger down to check his bio and immediately frowned. “Of course…” You trailed off with a disappointed frown as you snuck another spring roll into your mouth.

He might be stupidly attractive, but his personality… Gosh, he doesn’t know how to sell himself. Boring, boring, boring. “I work out and like video games!” You quipped mockingly and scoffed a bit.

“Artist.” You remarked when you reached the last of his profile’s tags, spotting that word in the hobby section. “An artist? You?” You asked your phone screen as if Johnny would come alive in it and answer you. 

You’d admit, him calling himself an artist was intriguing enough, but normally that wouldn’t be enough to make you Swipe Right on him… But you’re not under normal circumstances. You promised your friends you’d Swipe Right on everyone so…

Your phone almost dropped out of your hand as soon as the ‘It’s a Match’ screen showed. “Of course… He’s probably swiping right on everyone as well…” Rolling your eyes, you go to click off the screen but accidentally enter DMs.

Johnny: ye have any scottish in you? you: not that i know of. Johnny: would ye like to? 🫦 Johnny: wait. wdym not that ye know of??? Johnny: i was trying to be filthy and now got me curious bonnie

“Fuckin’ hell…” You said as you set down your phone and covered your face before breaking into a fit of giggles.

The fact you had accidentally ruined his pick-up line and succeeded in stumping him got you very, very amused. Okay, maybe, just maybe, he wasn’t as boring as you thought.

you: story for another time. you: i walked right into that one tho. good job. Johnny: no ye cant do that Johnny: gotta tell me all about it now you: i mean werent scottish people everywhere in the uk at one point? you: i might be 1/370232103484320th scottish. Johnny: would ye like some MORE scottish in ye then? 🫦 you: solid attempt again. you: if you keep trying you might just get there. Johnny: i intend to dont worry you: soooo… Johnny: so? you: were you wearing underwear under the kilt? Johnny: no Johnny: why want a peek? 😏 you: i’m good you: so ur an artist? Johnny: i am Johnny: ur fast at typing fuck you: what kind? you: keep up then! Johnny: drawing Johnny: im trying 🥴 you: can i see some? Johnny: hanging with my mates difficult to text fast 😤 Johnny: idk if ull be in the mood to see anything after im done with ye you: why? 🤨 Johnny: might be too tired and need to be cuddled to sleep 😏 you: oh fuck off. Johnny: u just cursed me out Johnny: i think m in love 😫 Johnny: gonna tell my mates i just met my spouse 🥴🥴 you: don’t give them any ideas. you: haven’t even agreed to meet up with you. you: haven’t been invited in the first place. Johnny: meet up with me 🙏 Johnny: meet up with me 🙏 Johnny: meet up with me 🙏 Johnny: meet up with me 🙏 Johnny: meet up with me 🙏

Your eyes widened at his enthusiasm and persistence. Okay, he was definitely not boring… It was actually kind of endearing and funny!

you: jc r u copypasting that? Johnny: yes Johnny: are ye going to or not you: can i get back to you on that? Johnny: ill wait for ye you: sure you do that johnny Johnny: ow the sarcasm burns

Concealing a chuckle, you clicked off the DMs page for the second time tonight… but, this time, you closed the app and focused on eating dinner.

Sure, this whole dating app thing was stupid, but at least you were enjoying yourself. 

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#ikea writes 💚 #it's a match! fic #cod modern warfare #cod fanfic #captain john price #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #text story #cod x reader #call of duty x reader #soap x reader #johnny soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish x reader

[lewisvinga]

lagunas | carlos sainz x latina! reader

summary; fans finally the dots between y/n’s latest single and carlos’ strange caption ( similar plot to like a damn sociopath!)

fc; karol g MI REINA

warnings; ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1

notes; requested ! used lagunas by peso pluma y jasiel núñez! but pretend it’s a girl / karol g who sings it lolllll, but i hope carlos has a fast n easy recovery!!

masterlist !

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yourusername: little surprise para ustedes [for you] 🥹 my new single lagunas is out on all streaming platforms !🌷 huge thank you to the person who inspired me to write this song! guess listening to your family was worth it for me to write my new favorite song!😁❤️❤️

username: EL QUE?? [what]

username: QUEEN W A NEW SONGGG

username: esperaaaa [wait], why is this song so sad

username: wdym by listening to your family was worth it🤨🤨 his family don’t like u mi reina?? [my queen] , i know a friend of a friend 🤨

kaliuchis: como siempre [like always], AMAZING 🌷💗💗

yourusername: ❤️💗💗

username: y nado entre lagunas en mi mente [and i swim in between the lagoons of my mind] 😣 so true mi reina so true

username: ugh she’s gorgeous

username: her voice in this song ☹️ wonder who her ex is bc she never said anything abt him but clearly she cared for him a lot ☹️

username: tbh i think he didn’t care for her as much bc she said he listened to his family lol, if u truly cares for ur gf u wouldn’t leave her no matter what

username: SOOO TRUE

alexandrasaintmleux: amazing amazing 🥹🫶

yourusername: gracias, amor😣💗 [thank you, love]

username: ariana what are u doing here

username: MAYBE LAGUNAS IS ABT A DRIVER?? CARLOS??

username: look at my moot yall, they’re delusional 😹

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liked by charles_leclerc, landonorris, and others !

carlossainz55: tal vez en otra galaxia sí fue diferente. [maybe in another galaxy it was different]

username: whats bro waffling abt

username: why are u using mothers song are ur caption….

charles_leclerc: deep

landonorris: so true

carlossainz55:🤨

username: i know charles can’t keep his mouth shut bc how’d pierre know abt lewis before the news?? SPILL LECLERC.

username: nah i think lando is more likely and i know he knows something. lando, you better start talking NOW

landonorris: i plead the fifth 😇😇😇

username: he looks soooo fine wait

username: carlos in his aesthetic era

username: why’d he use the part of the song where she sounded the most sad?

username: okay lagunas has to 100% be about carlos

username: esp when she said in her caption, that he listened to his family and broke up w her, sorry but i can see him doing that

username: he fumbled the baddest bitch, la bichota, rip carlos 🕊️🕊️

username: ughhhhh if carlos n y/n were fr a couple, they would’ve been the finest couple 😫

username: bro whatd u do for her to write and sing lagunas …..

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; bueno… <well>] [caption 2; mi hombre siempre <my man always> ❤️]

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liked by yourusername, charles_lecler , and others !

carlossainz55: ya volví a besar tu frente y en esta galaxia , yo te quiero más que cualquier cosa en este mundo . [i kissed your forehead again and in this galaxy, i love you more than anything in this world.]

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: mi corazón , como te quiero 🥹💗[my heart, how i love you]

carlossainz55: te quiero, nena❤️ and i was stupid for letting people tell me who to love

username: WHATTTT

username: omg my parents

username: los amo 😞 [i love them]

username: gosh she’s GORGEOUS

username: i seem to have missed the carlos and y/n lore WHAT

charles_leclerc: finally mate😕

landonorris: i was sick of his moping when it was his fault 🙄🙄

carlossainz55: ok ok i learnt my lesson….

yourusername: oh tell me more

charles_leclerc: was surprised he didn’t run out of tears 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

username: NOT CHARLES AND LANDO EXPOSING CARLOS LMFAOOO😭😭

alexandrasaintmleux: ferrari girlies are gonna be reunited again!😫💗💗

yourusername: making ferrari latinos one wag at a time 😝

username: ok spaniard u won this time….

username: so he IS for the latinas iktr 😫😫🙏

username: still gonna stream lagunas tho😝

#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #formula one social media au #carlos sainz smau #carlos sainz social media au #carlos sainz x reader #carlos sainz imagine

[koshifairy]

𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡

kuroo, atsumu, bokuto and tsukishima having online classes with u, aka crush of them :)

imagine the we are in 2019 - 2020

𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐔

lmaooo atsumu is gonna pin ur screen and pays attention to only u

ok... discreetly trying to flirt with you...

making the face 😏 just to look hot and u fall for him... 💀

and y/n answer me is this working? 🤨

he be like ☺ seeing u

and if u smile or laugh

he is like 😁😆 !!

osamu is sending messages about this

“so simp look at ur face” *sends screenshot of atsumu*

“how can i not be? look y/n's smile!”

but after atsumu is like 😳 bc the teacher asked him something about whatever they were studying and he didn't know.

when you start talking he puts his volume at 100%. he doesn't care !

and if someone starts talking over you.. oh gosh

osamu is already waiting to see atsumu make a bad face

and trying to get back to the subject you were talking about

“sorry but y/n was talking 😑 u can continue now y/n!! 🥰”

atsumu is going to be so so so upset if dont open your camera. he likes to appreciate u :(

so open this camera y/n !

and if u aren't in the class atsumu is just going to sleep while is having class

camera off

mic off

𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐀

he is happy about online classes

now he can watch you without anyone noticing and find it weird

because c'mon if he does that everybody would notice it and thinks he has a crush on you

yamaguchi already knows tho

but he pays attention to the class !!

but he is also unable to hold himself and ends up looking at your camera 🥺

HE IS TRYING SO MUCH TO NOT SMILE OKAY

is because tsukishima thinks u r so cute

but sometimes he can't handle so is he like 🙂

he kinda gets sad when he’s not in your group

if he had the courage he would ask to change to the teacher and stay with you !!

he is observant, he perceives when you cut your hair even when it was a little <3

he gets so soft when he sees it on the camera that you smiled because the dumb guy of the class told a joke 🥺

ayo tsukishima is finally seeing your beautiful smile !!! 🙏

he is mentally thanking this guy 🙄

also he wants you to always have the mic on, he wants to hear your laugh when this happens

he is missing your laugh y/n 😿

also, if he sees that you are stressed because of online classes, he will definitely ask for your number and try to help you

because besides wanting to help you he wants to talk to you :( <3

𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐎

nervous

“kenma am i pretty? i need to know if i am rn i cannot be ugly y/n is in the class !!”

no but really, kuroo wants to be really handsome for u

is he late for class? yes, but class can wait, he's not showing up with messy hair ✌

lol sometimes he uses really pretty clothes

just for u. 😼

kuroo is like 😳🥺 seeing u with the face of someone who just woke up

bc u look SO CUTE

if u don't appear in the class kuroo is gonna be v v v worried and he is gonna ask the teacher if he knows where are u

he hates when u aren't there

nothing to appreciate

but he pay attention to the class

he heard about that u like smart guys so 😏

kuroo realLY wants to ask for ur number but he is so shy

already asked to yaku if he can have your number or even some social media

but yaku is not doing this. unfortunately 😢

so he is like waiting ( like this 🤞 ) the teacher says that you and he are together to do a homework together

and he will finally have ur number 😼

𝐁𝐎𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐎

definitely fix ur screen too/2

he is never late for class

bc he is so excited to see u

if u miss class. bokuto emo modo on.

everyone can see him through the screen him like that 🥺☹️

ok this is gonna be a little but scary but -

he IS taking screenshots of you and sending to akaashi after or while the class

“look akaashi 😿💔 so pretty today 😫”

and yk, bokuto is not ashamed to show that he is proud of you when the teacher ask something and u know the answer !!!

“y/nnnn !!! so smart wow 😲🤩”

and if the teacher complain u

he is going to agree with him.

if you have a high grade bo will congratulate you

“ congratulations y/n !!! i knew that you could do that<3 ”

lol even if you say you are not going to turn on the camera because u look messy.

“y/nnn u are not ugly !!!”

also he just open his mic to say something really dumb or tell a joke just to see your smile or listen to your laugh :)

yep we can see that bokuto is a simp for u.

#haikyuu x you #haikyuu x reader #hq headcanons #hq x reader #kuroo x reader #kuroo x you #atsumu x reader #atsumu x you #tsukishima x you #tsukishima x reader #bokuto x you #bokuto x reader #kuroo hcs #atsumu hcs #bokuto hcs #tsukishima hcs #haikyuu headcanons

[greg-montgomery]

heyyy just a thought i’d like to share with you: what if r and aaron had a jokey flirty relationship like morgan and garcia (with r being the flirt ofc and aaron being the blushy feller he is) and someone on the team is like “all jokes aside you guys would be cute together. 😚”

“we are together. 🤨”

“we’ve been dating for 2 years. 😐”

LMFAOOOOOO I LOVE THIS SM

like when aaron gives you an order you’re like “yes sir 😫😮‍💨💦” and he’s just 🧍🏻 with cute blushy cheeks 🤭🤭

you ofc openly call him a dilf!! when you notice someone staring at him or flirting with him you playfully make a scene like “ohhh they wanna fight me huh 😃” you always answer the phone like garcia 😭 “who’s the answer to all your dreams” along with “anything for you king” “do i get a kiss for finding our suspect” and “the way you yelled at that guy…i need a shower 😮‍💨”

he’s soooo shy 🤭🤭 and the team always giggles at that bc they can tell your words affect him a lot 🤭🤭🤭 and they can see his cute little smile even if he tries to hide it!!

one night you’re out with the team celebrating the happy ending of a hard case. aaron lifts up the sleeves of his shirt exposing his forearms and you DROOL over it. “hotch, next time please warn me before you make a move like that 😫😮‍💨” aaron is like 🙄🤭

so jj says “okay but all jokes aside you guys would be cute together. it’s endearing watching y/n making you blush” and penny goes “oh my gosh yes!!! in my dreams you’re married already!!” morgan also joins, saying you should be dating bc he sick of aaron trying to fight off the smiles you cause 🤭🤭🤭 so you’re like “?????? we literally are? 🤨” and the team is like ????????????

hotch takes a sip from his drink and is like “we’ve been dating for 2 years 🧍🏻😐”

and they’re all so confused and you’re confused too bc you’re like “how the fuck did you not know” 😭😭😭 and they all tell you they thought the whole flirting thing was a joke 😭😭

so you tell them it absolutely isn’t and you just love teasing your boyfriend and making him feel special 🤭🤭🤭

aaron wraps his arm around your waist and pulls you close the rest of the night to make it clear 🤭 and the team watches you like you’re two animals in the wild starring in a documentary 😭😭😭

#hotch 🪐 #ask

[socialfakes]

the devils in the details- luke hughes

chapter 1; part 5: found in vancouver

nhl players x platonic!fem!reader

eventual luke hughes x fem!reader

nico hischier x fem!reader

the masterlist

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yourinstagram | visiting vancouver for a bit to clear my mind ✌🏻✈  tagged: _quinnhughes

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_quinnhughes you’re welcome to stay as long as you need to dumpling 😊  | yourinstagram beyond grateful for you 🙏🏻❤

user18 vancouver is so pretty this time of year

jackhughes why did you leave? 😔 i miss you already

trevorzegras should’ve come to see me and jamie. weather is much warmer down here 😊  | yourinstagram maybe next time. just really craved some time with huggy bear 😊

nicohischier was the view as gorgeous as you? 😍  | yourinstagram even more so ❤  | nicohischier highly doubtful 😏

user14 aesthetically pleasing ❤

user12 so freaking pretty

user04 have fun clearing your mind 😊

user08 i think i’m in love 😍

jamie.drysdale we’ll be up there soon to visit 😊

user07 are you going to the games while you’re there?  | yourinstagram absolutely. gotta see huggy bear kick some ass 😊

bboeser glad you came to visit. felt like vancouver was missing something 😊  | yourinstagram ☺❤

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_quinnhughes | always thought vancouver couldn’t get any prettier but then you came to visit & i was proven wrong 😊❤🤞🏻  tagged: yourinstagram

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yourinstagram i love vancouver so much ❤  | _quinnhughes and what about me?  | yourinstagram and you too. i think it's pretty obvious i love you, considering i crossed the border and flew across the country to come see you 😏  | jackhughes oh gosh get a room 🙄  | lhughes_06 where’s this type of appreciation for us quinn?

user05 she thought the view was pretty and he thought she was prettier ❤

bboeser ❤

user12 oh to be loved by a hughes brother 😫

elblue6 7 of the most beautiful views ever ☺  | _quinnhughes 7?  | elblue6 yeah. the 6 pictures of scenery and y/n of course  | _quinnhughes oh right 😅

trevorzegras why does it feel like you two should be the ones together?

nicohischier be good to my girl quinn 😏  | yourinstagram don’t worry, my love. quinn is the best ☺

user06 y/n is the luckiest person alive!

jackhughes i should be jealous that she ditched me at home to go see you but i know she needed some time away from us to clear her head and she loves the scenery

lhughes_06 imy 😔

_eliaspettersson so pretty 🌸

edwards.73 i miss my best friend 😔

taglist: @worldlxvlys

#fake social media #instagram au #hockey player social media #nhl #luke hughes #quinn hughes #jamie drysdale #jack hughes #trevor zegras #new jersey devils #hughes brothers #nj devils #friends to lovers

[harlowsbby]

If you wonder if I hate you

Liked by jackharlownews, lilnasx, druski2funny, weloveyourname, indialove anf 1,689,000 others.

theshaderoom roomies looks like rapper @jackharlow was spotted with someone that isn’t @yourinstagramname 👀

lilnasx WOW I’m not even surprised anymore… he’s a whole whore AND you cheated on @yourinstagramname 🥺

druski2funny a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do 🤷🏽

lilnasx @druski2funny I’m not even gonna argue with your milkdud looking self

indialove poor baby 🥺 I hope @yourinstagramname is doing well

weallloveyourname damn 🙁

jackharlownews WHY JACKMAN WE WAS ROOTING FOR YOU 😫😫

Liked by lilnasx, dojacat, druski2funny, normani, indialove and 2,678,000 others.

yourinstagramname this retrograde really out here retrograding huh 😅

lilnasx my little pookie bear I’m sorry 🥺💗

druski2funny you know I can cure that broken foot and heartache right up 😌

lilnasx @druski2funny trust when I say she DON’T WANT YOU go choke on a corn dog 🙄

druski2funny @lilnasx why don’t you go choke on a d**k

lilnasx @druski2funny oh ima fuck you up

dojacat awe bubs 🥺💕

normani manifesting your lil heart and foot get better real soon 🙁💓

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jackharlow like I said these girl will do anything for them backstage passes 🤷🏼 run up backstage passes by my boy est.gee ft your favorite man whore 😁

urbanwyatt sesh 👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯👨🏼‍🦯

druski2funny the caption goes hard nglllll

jackharlow @druski2funny it was either that or americas number one whore 🤷🏼

claybornharlow now jack…

lilnasx 😐

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yourinstagramname go stream I hate you for a body like thisss and to scream ontop of your lungs this is dedicated to all the girlies who dealt with a cheating man. 💗🤍💗

lilnasx SONG OF THE FUCKING YEAR

normani BODY GOSH 😫😫😫😫😫

druski2funny I felt that fuck you part in the song heavily

chloebailey WISH IT WAS DIFFERENT THEN WHAT IT WASSSSS. The vocals came through most definitely 😫🤍

jackharlow damn so we really done…

yourinstagramname @jackharlow we been done.

urbanwyatt @jackharlow you really fucked up a good one smh 👨🏼‍🦯

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theshaderoom looks like @yourinstagramename is out here with her NEW and IMPROVED boo and we love that for her… meanwhile @jackharlow out here thinking about a certain somebody 👀

lilnasx very happy for my sis 😌

yourinstagramname @lilnasx thank you pookie bear I love you 💗😫

druski2funny damn I wish that was me smh

lilnasx @druski2funny I don’t think she wants a pillow princess…

druski2funny @lilnasx I’m deactivating

jackharlow she’ll be back

yourinstagramname @jackharlow definitely won’t be but have a nice tour I know your several kids playing daycare in her mouth miss you

lilnasx @yourinstagramname THAT’S HOW YOU CLEAR A BITCH

jackharlow @yourinstagramname damn…

#jack harlow #jack harlow concepts #jack harlow imagine #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow x y/n #jack harlow x you

[destinyc1020]

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DDG continues to embarrass Halle, what an insecure n clout chasing man

Will somebody tell Duck Duck Goose to sit the 🤬 down and stop with this nonsense??? 🥴🙄😒 If he's THIS insecure about his gf being an actress and kissing other dudes on set, then he needs to find himself another gf who's not an actress.

Lawwwwd my gosh he is so insufferable.... 😫😩

Oh well, that's Halle's man, not mine! Rofl 🤣😅

#DDG #Halle Bailey

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Loki S2 E3 Spoilers Ahead!

My thoughts while watching the episode for the first time:

Is that him as a kid?

I considered for a hot second that Loki might be that horse.

There is never a moment too dire for Mobius to grab a snack, and I relate to that on a deep and personal level.

Boy, Marvel will do anything to plaster their name on screen as much as possible.

*science mumbo jumbo*

I think this variant has gotten himself electrocuted one too many times. 

I wouldn’t be standing right in front of that, my dude.

Well, yeah, now he’s giving off more ‘take over the world’ vibes. Proper Frankenstein over here.

Prototype? Yeah, no kidding. That thing let off a few bright sparks and then just died.

Mustache guy looked so scandalized, I can’t  😭😭😭

“Hornswoggler”? That is my new favorite word.

Is that an offer or a threat? Sounds more like a threat.

Where can I get myself a guy who will pass out money at the snap of my fingers???

I know it’s loud in there, but is no one else hearing the talking purse?

Nice cover, Mobius.

Oop. Old hornswoggler is back and wants a refund. I’m shocked. The machine looked so impressive just… fizzling the way that it did.

This has very quickly become a Charlie Chaplin sketch.

Okay, first of all, Mullet Hair, can you chill??? Killing the same dude over and over and over again is not gonna secure free will for people! Can we discuss? For even just a millisecond?! Are we able to think through our actions?

He ruined your life? Listen here, Sylvie; while you’ve been living it up at McDonalds, the universe has been falling apart! Think outside yourself for two seconds!

His face! 💀💀💀

Are these two seriously having a moment? Cease and desist immediately.

“A long time ago-“ in a galaxy far, far away. No, wait; wrong franchise.

That’s your biggest takeaway? Seriously?

“Rat bags”? Mustache Man is just full of zingers!

Did Loki literally just run in a circle??

Ooh, Miss Minutes is a bit snappy. She really wants everyone to know how clever she is.

Oh my gosh, they are not cramming another slapdash love story into the show 😫 I do not care about this! I came here to see Loki! Every second he’s not on screen, a little part of me dies…

Miss Minutes in the background: 😞

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

I have a feeling Renslayer is suddenly gonna be much more amenable to joining Loki and Mobius now.

All those mannequins are so creepy. 

A Rolodex? That’s his life’s work?

Okay… this just got weird on so many levels. 

OKAY THIS JUST GOT SUPER WEIRD! 🚩‼️🚨 IF SHE POSSESSES ONE OF THOSE MANNEQUINS I AM SO OUTTA HERE

🎶 People always told me, be careful of what you do, don't go around breaking young girls' hearts. And mother always told me, be careful of who you love.  And be careful of what you do, ‘cause the lie becomes the truth - hey hey!🎶

Dude, how did she even get here?

*dramatic entrance at the perfect time*

Mobius, look at her! I don’t think Ravonna is in the best headspace rn.

How many people are gonna barge in here??? Does he have any security at all? Even a single lock?

Also, are we really doing this again? This episode is bloated with will they/won’t they moments. It’s a “won’t” from me. I’ve decided.

The hair! 😍💯

So is Loki just gonna lie there and watch, or…?

So everyone gets free will but him? How do you know he won’t make better choices? He can’t be the one singular person in all of existence that is fated to be something specific!

Okay now I’m starting to feel a little bad for him.

“I can make my own choices.” That’s what I’m saying!

Who put Sylvie in charge? I’m sorry, but last time I checked, Loki doesn’t answer to you!

Seriously? You’re just abandoning her there??? Murder was a bad thing two seconds ago and now you’re both chill about it?

Aww, poor Sylvie. She really is the greatest victim in all this. How dare she be forced to decide to obsess over something 🙄

Yeah, I’m not sure sticking the two of them together is a good idea. I mean technically he’s dead, but what has that ever meant in the MCU?

Oooh, never mind - he’s dead dead. …Well, even so. Loki’s come back from worse.

Can any of these characters just pick a side?! Stop betraying each other so often; I can’t keep up! Who’s working with who???

#mcu loki #loki spoilers #marvel loki #loki #loki laufeyson #loki series #loki season 2 #mobius m mobius #ravonna renslayer #hunter b 15 #ouroboros #loki season two spoilers #loki s2 e3 #loki show #loki season two #first time watch #my thoughts #ramblings #i think i'm hilarious #mcu #marvel shows #marvel cinematic universe #funny marvel #marvel #sylvie #sylvie laufeydottir #mobius trying his best #mobius

[sonic-an-shadow]

Hi sonic- an-shadow nice to meet you 😊! I discovered this Tumblr totally by accident and I have a few small questions for you:

1)Sonic what was Chris's reaction regarding you and Shadow?

2) Are you happy to know that your second little brother and best friend has a chance to visit you again since he is working on perfecting the portal? Do you already have any ideas about places you would like to show him? I bet Chris now has lots of new things to show you 😊

3) What were your thoughts about the fact that the government wanted to forcibly send you away in spite of everything you were not the cause of the risk of the time freezing?

4) Shadow, has Sonic let you try Ella's kitchen yet? What do you think about it?

Hello!! 😄👋

Nice to meet you. 🙁🤚

1) Actually, Chris doesn't know. 😧😧He has no idea that me and Shads are even a thing let alone married!! 🤯🤯

You should tell him. 😒😒👉

I KNOW!! 😫😫I will when I get the chance though. 🥺🥺

2) I'm really excited but also really nervous, Chris isn't as durable as us Mobians, he's easy to injure and quick to get hurt. 🥺🥺 I'm worried yet happy.😅😅 It's honestly bitter sweet for me.🥲🥲 As for him showing me things, I'm excited for that!! 😃😃I can't wait for him to tell me about all of his experiences!! 🥰🥰

Hope we don't have an awkward meet. 😒😒

.... 😕😕It's gonna be awkward. 😧😧

.. 😮‍💨😮‍💨Yeah I know. 😒😒

3) I'm really upset about it honestly. ☹️☹️It's unfair that I mess up once and I get the freaking government on me, while they can do all the dirt in the world and not expect back lash, but this wouldn't be the first time I've been blamed, so bring it on, it's just another adventure for me to run through!! 😉😉👍👍

They're full of sh-😒😒

NEXT QUESTION!! ٩( ᐛ )و٩( ᐛ )و

4) Ella? 🤨🤨Whose that? 🧐🧐

OH MY GOODNESS!! 😃😃I FORGOT ABOUT HER!! 🥰🥰

..... 😒😒

OH MY GOSH, SHADS!! 😃😃I HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO ELLA!!🥰🥰 SHE'S AN AMAZING COOK!!! 🤩🤩SHE'S CHRIS'S FAMILY CHEF!! 😊😊

A family chef? 😧😧 I never heard of her. 🤨🤨

YEAH!! 😃😃I GOTTA INTRODUCE YOU TO HER!! 😚😚SHE'S SUCH A SWEET LADY!! 🥰🥰

I believe it, especially if it's coming from you, plus you're too excited. 😌😌😏😏

Way to ruin the cute moment, Shads. 🙄🙄😒😒

It's only true. 😌😌

（￣～￣）

#shadow #shadow the hedgehog #shadow x sonic #sonadow #sonic the hedgehog #sonic x shadow #sonic #sonic prime #sonic x #gay #pride #lgbtq

[im-no-jedi]

Ooh, Omega and Cade for Blorbo Bingo?

two blorbos to discuss??? YES LETS \o/

Omega first!!

baby girl got a bingo! 😁

I think next to Hunter, she gets the worst fandom opinions. even over Crosshair. she unfortunately has the curse of being both a child AND a girl, so yeah. certain people need to get over themselves 🙄

also I highlighted the "unwilling" one because, honestly, I went into the show expecting to dislike her. it just felt random to shove a child into a show like this, but then 1) I remembered this is SW and pairing orphaned children with an unwilling adult is their forte, and 2) I completely fell in love with her from the moment she opened her mouth OMG. she has since become one of my favorite characters EVER and, although it's understandable, I continue to kick myself for ever thinking I wouldn't like her 🥺

oh, and like the boys, I wanna see more of her past! I wanna know what Nala Se was making her do on Kamino! I WANNA SEE HER INTERACTING WITH THE BABY BATCH SO BADLY. PLEEEEEEASE 😩🙏🏻

alright now for the next one. at first I thought you misspelled "Cade" for Cad Bane, but the "e" made me realize it was for Cayde from Destiny (unless I'm wrong LOL)

anyway! MY ROBO HUBBY 😍

another bingo yay!! \o/

GOSH I could talk all day about him fr. like Tech, I will continue to judge the writers for doing what they did to him. although this one was WAY worse than Tech. like this is Loki in Infinity War levels of unnecessary and stupid character deaths. I know everyone praises Forsaken for being the "best" of the DLCs, but this dadgum thing had me in one of the worst depressive times of my LIFE, and I'm most likely only alive today because I was (thankfully) seeing a therapist at the time it came out. I wish I was joking about all this. Bungie owes me compensation for therapy bills 😤

and I'm SURE people will judge me for highlighting the "not enough canon" thing considering he's one of the most developed characters in the entire game but LISTEN. LISTEN. I NEED MORE. you can't just drop all that Exo lore in Beyond Light and then not expect me to want more lore about the main Exo character in that game!! COME ON

I could honestly go on, but I've ranted enough, and I'm not sorry. he's one of my favorite characters of all time and one of my top comfort characters, and I absolutely hate the treatment he was given in canon. leave my robo cowboy husband alone dadgummit 😫

#I really hope you meant Cayde and not Cad Bane #cause I'll gladly do Cad Bane too if that's what you meant haha #my tiny sunshine daughter #CAYDE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS #star warz #DESTINY HOGWASH #heyclickadee #ask

[wakanai]

i know oda is the blorbo of all time if im remembering correctly, but what's your top 5 bungo favs?

AAAAAA

omygosh!! An ask from you??

Sure!! Hmm.. tbh besides Oda, I haven't really thought about it that much. But I'll think hold on

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5 bungo favs (besides Oda 🤭)

BEAST Atsushi

: ugh. something about how he is literally how Atsushi would be like if Atsushi was in the PM. There's just something that attracts me to him. Like most characters in BSD, he isn't evil and doesn't enjoy the things he does. He's deeply traumatized. He has a shy-kind personality but is placed in the PM where he's made to be a murderer. Interestingly, he isn't as obsessed with BEAST Dazai's approval as Akutagawa was with Canon Dazai (maybe bc Dazai liked Atsushi more? idk..) But BEAST Atsushi has sm going for him and I'm curious about his life after BEAST. I'd like to see more of it ❤️ (don't even get me started on the fanarts of BEAST Atsushi meeting lit. anyone in the Canon world).

2. Verlaine

: This bad boy can fit so much trauma inside him. What makes humans human? What makes him worthy of human dignity when he's just a bunch of codes? Honestly his thoughts and existential crisis is tragic. The fact that he wanted to raise chuuya in the countryside too 😭 and how he helped Chuuya save the world because deep down he knew one person who he thought deserved to live. How he hasn't moved on from said person. How he trains PM assasins to become weapons for the Port Mafia even though he's gone through the same thing. How he (both metaphorically and physically) isn't in the light because he's literally been rotting in a basement for 6 years. No friends. No family. Nothing outside that interests him. With no purpose other than teaching because Rimbaud used to teach too. No one in the mafia can reach him emotionally. He could be like BEAST Dazai tbh. I can see it. Except rimbaud is dead so Verlaine just decided to.. stay in a basement and rot. Someone bring him out of there please 😭😭

(also in another version of BSD I thought of in my head, I gave him a sort of backstory so that increased my personal attachment lol)

And speaking of the guy Verlaine misses...

3. Rimbaud

: This guy... has so much love to give. Idk much about his past but he was a government spy. As I've seen others mention, He may have had to abandon family members for his job. By the time he met Verlaine, he must have been so lonely that he decided to pour all his love into this one partner whom he intended to be with forever. So. Dang. Selfless. Got betrayed by Verlaine. Still went to hell and back for him. Also Verlaine disliked him while he was still alive so there must have been so many moments where he got hurt by Verlaine (like that one birthday gift 😭) but he still kept trying to be a good friend and doing everything to make Verlaine happy. Even when he got amnesia, Verlaine was the one thing he remembered. He didn't even expect Verlaine to apologize!!! Like?? Instead HE was the one who apologized for not understanding Verlaine. He held no grudges whatsoever. My gosh. That's true love right there. He gave Verlaine his all and expected nothing in return. Even when Verlaine betrayed him or didn't appreciate him or was mean to him, he cared sm. Even in his dying moments, his main concern was Verlaine. ouch.

Besides that, he's VERY cool. His ability slays (literally) and his long black hair is just 😫✨

Rimbaud should've picked me instead. I would've treated him much better than Verlaine did 🤭🙄 /j

4: Mori Ogai

OHHHH~ controversial character alert ‼️

Hehe alright. *cracks knuckles*

I initially didn't have much feelings for Mori. I thought he was a pedo and hated him as a villain (cause of how much of a threat he was and what he did to the characters) but I also didn't think about him a lot. And it was hard for me to grasp his character.

Thankfully though, the BSD fandom made me change my mind after a while 🤭

@the-boss-of-the-port-mafia made this amazing compilation of Mori analyses that made me appreciate him more.

also my tumblr bestie @plinko-mori helped me understand him <3

Long story short, tumblr made me realize 2 things:

a. Mori may not actually be a pedo

b. He's more emotional than he lets on

^^ This description was made by Asagiri himself 😶

anyways onto my rambling abt Mori 😭

I like him. I think he's badass. He's giving anti-hero vibes ✨ and he's also tragic in a way because he's doing what he thinks is best for Yokohama and the PM even if he has to be ruthless about it. At heart, he has good intentions. He hates war. He hates needless violence (he disliked the previous bloodthirsty boss; suggested that his death would leave to even more violence during the guild arc; has not once been shown to enjoy committing violence for kicks and giggles; etc). He manipulated Yosano because he thought it was the optimal solution and would result in them winning. He planned Oda's death because again, it was the optimal solution and would result in the mafia winning + less casualties. If there's a conflict, Mori is the guy who will pick the fastest, most convenient solution even if it means getting his hands dirty. He'll always pick the lesser evil with no hesitation.

While characters like Fitzgerald/Dazai/Junichiro would sacrifice the world to save their loved ones, Mori would sacrifice his feelings/loved ones to save the world (not that he's extremely attached to anyone. this guy is very lonely lol. His face when he told Koyou that she could leave the PM and he wouldn't be able to do anything about it shows just how much he's resigned to losing people.)

That being said, it does hurt him when he loses people.

This post by @hina-has-no-life explains very well his regret towards Dazai and Yosano 😭

In BEAST, he didn't have to play the role of the mafia boss hence, he showed his softer sides and treated Atsushi like a son, even admitting that he regrets not being able to help Dazai.

so..yeah. There's something interesting about a villain who forces himself to ignore his emotions for the sake of doing 'the greater good.'

Yes, Mori is manipulative, makes millions from exploiting people via the PM, has done many bad things, will continue to do bad things --but he does have a heart (even if he constantly ignores it lol).

It's also worth mentioning that apparently the management in Yokohama is so bad, the Port Mafia (a literal criminal org) is the one responsible for keeping the crime rate in check (considering bsd Yokohama gets bombed like every month tho, Ig that checks out 😭)

Anywy. Mori. yeah, he's shades of grey (the darker side). Like Dazai, he can act like a silly uncle sometimes. His backstory is so cool with lots of potential.

From military doctor (holy hell. military doctors in history are usually involved in a LOT of shady things) to an underground doctor (uhm. how and why?) to finally, the boss of the Port Mafia.

so interesting. and so much potential.

The quote, "I must be cruel to be kind" suits him quite well.

About the mafia though - I do wonder what he does being filthy rich 🤭 besides the constant ignoring of emotions, I'm sure he must have some greed or ambition in there. That makes him even more nuanced imo.

Ahhhh

and last but not the least:

Mr. Bungou himself

this man, I-

***if I had to insert every single analysis of this guy that I like, my PC would crash LOL***

I won't elaborate too much since Ikyk hehe 🤭

hmm..

I hated Dazai at first cause I felt he was overrated. While watching the anime, I was annoyed that Dazai seemed to be able to solve everything and that no one could defeat him and that he was presented as this 'untouchable figure' of sorts. I'm like, 'WHY DOES HE KEEP WINNING' as if he's omniscient or something like a deus ex machina 😭

overtime, I grew to like him tho (mostly because of Oda LOL 😂)

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT

his character is interesting (especially in the LNs. I think he's more nuanced in there than in the anime).

I like how he's clearly hiding his heart from everyone around him. He doesn't open up to anyone. Doesn't reveal his plans unless he deems it necessary. manipulates team mates in certain situations (ex: what he did to aku and atsushi). continues to act like a jerk (messes kunikida's plans for fun; belittles akutagawa, etc.)

He's a manipulative jerk with little empathy for strangers but he's trying to fight for the good side. he's trying to save people. he's trying to be better. (and he is actually being better).

Reminds me a lot like Jouno tbh haha.

he's also a little menace with a dark but goofy side to him.

In the BSD rewrite fic I have in my little head, I like to imagine PM Dazai as somewhat like Mahito from jjk. (In the sense that he's an absolute nightmate, truly the "Demon prodigy" whose "blood is blacker than the mafia" but who also has a very childish feel to him).

Ik it's implied that Dazai did in fact commit atrocities like killing innocent people, killing mafia suboordinates who were subpar, torturing people, etc. but I'd like to see more of that. I'd like to see PM Dazai actually hurting someone the audience cares for and being evil instead of it just being told to us by the narrator/other characters.

Like yes, we got bits of his 'evilness' in SB, Dark Era and BEAST but Ig I just want more of that on focus 🤭

like, don't just tell me 'His blood is blacker than the mafia.'

Make me FEEL chills from reading him; make me think, 'oh this kid is really a devil spawn. I hate him' before moving onto dark era and making me surprised that 'dang. i never thought i could feel bad for this dude.'

idk it's prob just a preference I have. 😅

Same with the PM too. I wish we got to see them doing more of their exploitative work to better understand it when characters describe them as 'the demons of Yokohama' or something along those lines. Cause from season 1-3 (of the anime), they kind of...felt less threatening? Season 4-5 was quite a ride though.

ANYWAY MOVING BACK TO DAZAI

The face of BSD. Mr. Bungou 🤭🤭 I think he's a very cool and interesting character. I want him to cry lol.

I want him to LOSE IT in the main manga before the series ends and see what happens.

RN, he's bottling up a lot and is using different masks. It would be interesting to see him being himself more.

aand that's all hehe 🤭😄

Honourable mentions:

✨Adam ✨

"N" <- interesting because despite being who he is, he apparently genuinely cared for his younger brother, Murase. I just find those kinds of things interesting ig..

******

Also it is with great shame that I confess..

I haven't finished reading Stormbringer yet LOL 🤪🤡🤡

(but I did read some spoilers 😂😭)

so if there are any inaccuracies regarding that, please feel free to correct me <33

******* end ******

RANDOM:

Idk I just wanted to share this cause it's funny and (kind of) related.

But a bsd tiktok account I follow used to be named

Ngh~Chuuya~H-Harder~

(yes the fandom is insane 😂😭)

but recently, they changed it to

Ngh~Beast Atsushi~H-Harder~

and I found that funny for some reason lol.

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anywy thank you for the ask!!! I hope you liked it hehe 🤭❤️❤️❤️❤️

#thank you for the ask cousticks! #TT <333333 #aww u missed me HEHEHEHE #mwaa *blows kiss #asks #my asks #bsd #bsd characters #tw: slight dazai and bsd criticism ig #this is in no particular order btw #tho dazai prob ranks 1st on the list #cuz i think abt him a lot

[ellena-asg]

Tell me why you hate Thor's tattoo in Love and Thunder. Pls. You called it a mocking tattoo. Just curious.

Hi 🙂

Indeed, for me it's just awful and yeah, mocking. Let's look at it (ugh, why am I doing this 😱😫):

Ok, not all is visible but I think we all know what is there on his back.

What's wrong?

• RIP Loki - RIP is a Christian thing. Asgardians aren't Christians. Just... no way.

• Rest in mischief - Seriously? It sounds like one big joke. It sounds like "Loki=mischief". Ok, it's a part of the truth. But Loki is more, always was more than that "god" of mischief. Loki was also noble and wise and loving brother, he did good things, he was brave etc. Thor deep down loved him so much. But nah, that fucking "mischief" is always first ;/ Mischief and picture of Loki as "mwahahahah surprise!" boy. Picture of fucking annoying little Grinch (with Joker's laughter). And that's very Taika's style. For him Loki is just that: annoying younger (ah no, pardon, Taika thinks that Odinsons are the same age) brother. Do you remember that awful interview with Taika? Oh, and that fragment about Loki being little emo goth? That tattoo is indeed a bit goth-like. And it's ok, you know. I mean: it isn't going about goth culture. I only mean that for Taika Loki is an emo goth (and that those Taika's words sounded very pejorative) and that Taika had to, just had to, show his disrespect for this character, for Loki. That rose. That moon... (btw - why the moon? ok, Loki said once about shadow but it's Thor's back, Thor's feelings and... gosh, am I the only one who thinks that for Thor Loki was rather like a sun of his life? "Loki, come back to me", "Loki, go with me", "Loki, don't die, don't leave me, noooo", "it's not about Jane, father").

• In general: that tattoo looks just like Midgardian tattoo. Thor isn't Midgardian, the hell. Ugh. Taika really tries to turn Asgardians into another Midgardians (Midgardian clothes, Midgardian way of speaking, New Assgard as Midgardian attraction/Disneyland O_o, Midgardian music and that Midgardian tattoo...).

• All is so Midgardian and well, full of joking: that tombstone, broken heart, even that "brothers". I'm sorry, in my eyes that's a one big mockery. In my eyes Taika is mocking Odinsons' love. He is mocking even his "dearest" Thor, mocking Thor's devotion and all that Branagh's "Odinsons are like yin and yang".

• The scroll. Mother. Father. Heimdall. Loki. Tony. Natasha. I don't like that scroll but ok, it doesn't matter. Just... Tony and Natasha, aha. Ok. But what about even dearer friends than Avengers? What about Warriors Three? Ah, yes, Taika doesn't care about them again. And let me guess... They were never important in Thor's life?

• Oh wow how BIG! 🙄 - Taika enjoys big things. It's always "more, more, more". More gags, more jokes, more tattoos. It's not big because Thor's love for Loki is big. It's just big like all that mockery. And really? Thor and such a tattoo? Such big "READ ME EVERYBODY" tattoo? I always thought that Thor's not that kind of boy. And I think that his sadness, his love and respect for brother, would never look like that, like that big, cheesy, almost noisy tattoo.

And maybe it's just me but... why on the back? Why like "behind the heart"? Why not on torso, near the heart? Or on the arm? (on the hand, that hand who often touched Loki's neck).

Please, just let me hate that tattoo, ok? Let me hate that parody. And that clown with axe and naked dick who really thinks that he's Thor.

#Marvel #Disney negativity #anti thor love and thunder #Thor #Loki #I should say Thor and Loki vs Ted and Larry Goofysons #Taika Waititi negativity #it's just my opinion ok? #please don't kill me just because I'm not fan of Taika's ideas

[faeiapalette]

I've always found it so stupid to see Ayato stans cry and kick when they see a publication where he's not being fawned over. Ayato may be the "poster boy" or even Daisuke Iwasaki's (Rejet's CEO) favorite, but at the end of the day none of that matters a damn, why? Because each and every one of the thirteen routes in the games are CANON, there's nothing to show that the MC/Yui loves Ayato more than her twelve other love interests, so why fight? 🙄😮‍💨

And by the way, Ayato is a shitty abuser just like the rest of the Diaboys, he's no better than anyone else, he was also capable of sexually abusing Yui and physically and mentally abusing her. I hate that his stans put Ayato on a fucking pedestal like he's a saint. 😫

Gosh girl… Same for me. 🤦‍♀️ Most useless thing in the world is fighting about who favours who more. Why can’t people realize that? And talking to them is like, according to my friends, “playing ping pong with a wall” 💀. (In fact, no one in DL can be called a “saint” 😂) I actually got nothing more to say 🥺. So i’m just gonna say “Thank you for your opinion”, hope that won’t bother you!

#Ask #Diabolik lovers

[marvel-tfic]

Gosh...my anxiety is coming back FOR SURE...i hate my sociology teacher jeez🙄😫

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Oh my gosh. Okay.. so here’s another fun fact about me. I love accents. Like British accents, Irish, literally every accent I find unique. And I usually try and see if I can do that accent myself. And it’s not meant in a mean way or rude or anything malicious at all. I just really find them fascinating, and so freaking cool.

Well…😅😅 today I had a patient come in and she had a British accent, and I’m trying to freak out. I’m trying ti be professional. And when she told me how she tripped and fell, and that’s how she hurt herself. I said “oh my goodness” BUT IN A BRITISH ACCENT!!! It just slipped out!!! I did not mean to do that! And my face got all red and she just gave me a “really” 🙄 look. And I freaked out and tried saying sorry but I said that in a British accent too!!! So the other x ray tech with me was like.. hey how about I do the exam. And I was like yes please… 🫠🫠 it was so awkward, more awkward than when hinata and kags knocked the vice principals hair off… 👇🏻 (the other x ray tech with me, her face looked like Tankas when I started talking in a British accent, and my face was Daichi‘s when I realized what I did, and the VP’s face was the British lady…) 

So embarrassing 🙈 but I was like I have to tell you! And so here I am after work and telling you! Lol but yeah, I was like oh I absolutely have to tell her!! 😂 don’t know why but I was like I’m doing it! Sorry for bothering you with that!

😅😅😅 oh no!!! Honestly it reminds me of how cringe the scene was with Hinata when he crashed the first years training camp 😫

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