Michael J Anderson and Ray Wise Twin Peaks 1990
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Radio Ad for Gotham City Bus Tours, from "Batman: The Audio Adventures"
(jaunty tune plays)
Announcer (Ray Wise): Are YOU visiting Gotham City? Are you here to enjoy all the world's largest city has to offer? You are? ... Well, you know Metropolis is less than a hundred miles away, right? But... okay, if it's a done deal... True Gothamites will tell you the best way to see all the glory of Gotham is to take a moonlight ride on the double-decker Gotham View Bus!
Jingle singers: ♫ Get on the bus, Gotham View Bus! The bus to trust is Gotham View bus! ♫
(magical flourish)
Announcer: See all the sights from air-conditioned luxury behind anti-ballistic glass! When in operation, Gotham View Bus is airtight, armor-plated, and has a cutting-edge fire-suppression system. In safety tests, Gotham View Bus could not be rolled over by fewer than fifteen able-bodied hostiles! And every Gotham View Bus in the fleet is stocked with enough water and rations to sustain passengers for three days in case of a siege event!
Jingle singers: ♫ The bus you trust to not go bust, Gotham View Bus! ♫
Announcer: Our knowledgeable local tour guides are brimming with stories about local color! (Voice lowers conspiratorially) This one guy who started, Barry? His children were kidnapped by the Mad Hatter. (Brightens) Yes, THE Mad Hatter! Ask him about it! That guy needs to be more social.
Jingle singers: ♫ Gotham View Bus: the bus is a must! ♫
Announcer: You'll tour the Chemical District! (magical flourish) The Warehouse District! (magical flourish) The Abandoned Warehouse District! (magical flourish) The Industrial District! (magical flourish) And the kids will LOVE the Factory District!
Small Child Clearly Played By An Adult: I gots to get my factory on!
Announcer: Aw, easy there, little shaver! There's time to see it all on a Gotham View Bus tour! Gotham View Bus: you won't find a better bus that's not leaving town!
(jaunty tune ends, dial turns, radio static)
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