#right hand on the bible God can strike me down if I'm lying tHAT MOTHERFUCKER'S CHEATING

[layla-carstairs]

oh so when Lucie Herondale, a 16 year old shadowhunter with unusual powers, raises her boyfriend from the dead it has no major consequences and when she goes to Edom with her bestie and future parabatai the worst thing that happens is that they have to share a secret but when I, Clary Fairchild-

#right hand on the bible God can strike me down if I'm lying tHAT MOTHERFUCKER'S CHEATING #the way her boyfriend was also possessed and she didn't have to stab him or anything 🙄 unfair #lucie herondale #clary fairchild #the last hours #chain of thorns #jesse blackthorn #cordelia herondale #cordelia carstairs #ghostwriter #tlh #the mortal instruments #city of heavenly fire #chot #city of lost souls #city of glass #city of fallen angels #jace herondale #clary fray #clary morgenstern #simon lewis #simon lovelace #jace lightwood #tmi #clace #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #bella talks

[neonwebs]

miles pops next to the other and throws a rock at him before quickly diving back into his portal and disappearing.

"Hey!!" Oh, I'm picking up that rock and I'm throwing it right the fuck back at him through his stupid portal before it's closed- DAMMIT!!

"HIJO DE TU PUTISIMA MADRE!!!"

#「 ɪ’ᴍ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ || ᴀꜱᴋꜱ 」 #thenextchapterbegins #|| miguel vc right hand on the bible God can strike me down if I'm lying #THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S CHEATING!!!!!!! #also hi so sorry i didnt answer this when you sent it i was at work #dfjghsafkjgdjk

[alyslovesflowers]

Lucifer, Charlie and Alastor playing card games cause ✨️family bonding moment✨️ (and Alastor insisted in playing along)

Lucifer: Right hand on the bible, god can strike me down if i'm lying... THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS CHEATING—

Alastor: *creeply smiling in the corner*

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin alastor #lucifer #hazbin charlie #charlie #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #fake scenarios #i love this family

[starlightshadowsworld]

Atsushi: in the Orphanage getting blamed for something he didn't do... Again Listen, my right hand is on the bible. God can strike me down if I'm lying, THAT MOTHERFUCKERS CHEATING!

#Atsushi has been tired of everyone's bs since day one #atsushi nakajima #incorrect bsd quotes #bungou stray dogs #Bsd #bsd atsushi

[alexoreality]

@aenbyveryverygayperson

Your bio bro Sabo AU makes me laugh cuz;

Canon Sabo: L excuses, right hand on the bible. GOD CAN STRIKE ME DOWN IF I'M LYING.

*aggressive pointing at AU Sabo*

Canon Sabo: THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S CHEATING. MARK MY WORDS!!!!

#one piece #one piece au #monkey d. luffy #flame emperor sabo #sabo the revolutionary #bio bro sabo au

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Me when Edgeworth pulls some new "evidence" out of his ass in court: Right hand on the Bible, God can strike me down if I'm lying!

Me: THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS CHEATING!!!

#phoenix wright ace attorney #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #No hate to him but damn bro

[chstart]

phoenix after being disbarred in the stage of Knowing but not having the decisive evidence to Prove it was kristoph's fault just yet: L excuses, right hand on the bible, god can strike me down if i'm lying, that motherfucker's cheating

#this is also him every time a witness on stand is so obviously the real killer but keeps weaseling out of it but #i have aj on the brain so alas #god it has been too long since i replayed aj or dd....... only ever touched soj thru no-comm playthrus................ #rattling my cage steam release date hurry the fuck up but also hey no rush i need the time for Chores #ooc. butterdog. the dog with the butter.

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Right hand on the Bible. God can strike me down if I'm lying. THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS CHEATING! TAKE MY WORD!!!

-Greg LeMond about one Lance Armstrong.

#incorrect cycling quotes #cycling stuff #cycling #lance armstrong #source: tik tok #greg lemond

[fullofmoss]

(My Spidersona whenever he faces someone in a suit or a robot whom he can't use his Tranq venom on.)

Crawler: L excuses.

Crawler: Right hand on the Bible, god can strike me down if I'm lying-

Crawler: THAT MOTHERFUCKERS CHEATING!!!

#shitpost #its not incorrect quotes if its my creation #spiderverse #spidersona