Elrond: Okay, so, Glorfindel can't join the Fellowship because he literally glows in the dark and would alert Sauron to everyone's location. Elves with such awesome power must stay behind. Legolas, you shall go.
Legolas: :)
Legolas: ...
Legolas: Wait >:(
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Maglor: Celebrimbor, you idiot.
Celebrimbor: How was I supposed to know that forging three powerful objects would turn out badly?!
Maglor:
Celebrimbor:
Maglor:
Celebrimbor: ...Right.
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EXCUSE ME BUT LOOK AT MERRY GIGGLING AND PRESSING HIS FOREHEAD ON FRODO'S SHOULDER
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....Anyone else ever think about Tom Bombadil and the fact that Tolkien's publishers probably only left that whole chunk in there because they thought this random, delightful, and overpowered character was likely going to make a future appearance to help fight the forces of evil, or???
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hello, wife for political purposes
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no but listen
look
ray, this entire time, has been wearing rings on each of his index fingers. he changes his necklaces out but his rings seem to stay constant when he's awake, from what i can recall. right up to the fight with boston.
but cut to a little later, lying on sand's bed. his right ring has switched. he's wearing it on his right ring finger. while physically and emotionally reaching for sand.
he very deliberately doesn't move his right hand. he makes sure you can see it. his right hand's also the one touching sand the first time they woke up together, and the one sand grabs to make him "dance"
traditionally, wedding bands are worn on the left ring finger but we already know ray's terrified of commitment or rejection or coming on too strong or overstepping boundaries after what happened with mew (add to all of that, sand's "i'll never take someone like you as my boyfriend" and i'm never sleeping again)
ANYWAY
HELP
disclaimer: i know approximately jack shit about any asian culture re: being able to speak with any authority, other than literally one indian lady i knew who wore an engagement ring on her right hand, so this is very much White Western perspective
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Quietly coming back to add to the silver haired-lilac eyed-Lucerys agenda.
Aemond and Lucerys are married off to each other to mend the family’s relationships. Both enter the marriage absolutely despising their situation, Aemond more so than Lucerys. (Because let’s be real, this was the same boy who maimed him) But right after the birth of their first child, the two manage to fall in love with each other. Aemond becomes extremely putty to those dark curls and soulful brown eyes. Now the most hilarious part of this is after every birth of their child, a portion of Lucerys’ hair turns silver and his eyes become lighter. By the birth of their sixth child, Lucerys’ hair is more silver than brown and his eyes are nearly the same shade as his mother’s. If you ask anyone, he looks like a carbon copy of the Queen Rhaenyra.
Everyone would have thought Aemond would be pleased, seeing as Lucerys was finally starting to look like an “actual” Targaryen but to their surprise his reaction is the exact opposite.
Cue Aemond running around in panic and threatening the maesters to treat his poor husband because his precious dark brown curls are losing their colour and so help him, he will burn Westeros to the ground if he can no longer gaze upon those big brown eyes of his.
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Elrond: Ever had your ass kicked by a 12 year old with an inhaler?
Sauron: No?
Elrond: Well you're about to.
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ohhhh rannis from so long ago i never posted. ft plain doll image for god knows why
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