#rod ross

[zimthandmade]

I watched some vines lately and--

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[grimalkinmessor]

Death Note Lifespans

I was bored so I took it upon myself to calculate DN characters lifespans down to the minute—estimates, of course, I'm not a math wiz.

Something I did notice is that only a few of them have actual, realistic lifespans—BUT this is what canon gave us. Idk if there's a canon reason for it but it's funny to think that Near & Aizawa & Ide somehow found a way to cheat death.

Light: 93312639

26, 240 days & 21 hours & 36 minutes

71 years & 9 months

L: 75231362

21,156 days & 4 hours & 5 minutes

57 years & 11 months

Misa: 1542306

433 days & 16 hours & 48 minutes

1 year & 68 days

Matsuda: 548192

154 days & 3 hours & 58 minutes

0 years & 5 months

Aizawa: 28317

7 days & 23 hours & 4 minutes

Near: 43406

12 days & 4 hours & 48 minutes

Mello: 502209

141 days & 5 hours & 31 minutes

0 years & 4 months

Soichiro: 932293

262 days & 4 hours & 4 minutes

0 years & 8 months

Sayu: 11213

3 days & 3 hours & 36 minutes

Ide: 9761

2 days & 17 hours & 45 minutes

Halle: 52438

14 days & 17 hours & 45 minutes

Gevanni: 305717

85 days & 23 hours & 16 minutes

Kollet: 592

3 hours & 50 minutes

Rod: 351011

98 days & 16 hours & 48 minutes

0 years & 3 months

Gardner: 026513

7 days & 10 hours & 48 minutes

McBride: 563532

158 days & 11 hours & 17 minutes

0 years & 5 months

Dwellton: 2134738

600 days & 7 hours & 41 minutes

1 year & 7 months

Ratt: 023521

6 days & 14 hours & 38 minutes

Kamoda: 16823428

4,730 days & 23 hours & 55 minutes

12 years & 11 months

Kuromoto: 234813

66 days & 43 minutes

0 years & 2 months

Bloyer: 12993

3 days & 15 hours & 36 minutes

Solt: 36928

10 days & 9 hours & 7 minutes

Shiroba: 6923781

1,947 days & 1 hour & 41 minutes

5 years & 3 months

#death note #lifespans #tbh idk who half of those people are #mafia extras? only one i remember was rod #yagami light #l lawliet #amane misa #matsuda touta #aizawa shuichi #near #nate river #mello #mihael keehl #yagami soichiro #yagami sayu #ide hideki #halle lidner #stephen gevanni #rod ross #ellickson gardener #pedoro kollet #kurt mcbride #mark dwellton #ill ratt #kamoda masaru #kuromoto shin #danny bloyer #seam solt #shiroba ito #feel free to fix my math if you catch any mistakes 💋

[mizzmellos]

What's your Rod Ross headcanons?

YAAAAAAAAY ANON I really wanted to repost this from my old blog so thank you for literally reading my mind and giving me the chance xoxo gift wrapped for you with a bow on top MWAH

+ I mean… we all know Mello joined Rod’s gang by bringing him the head of a rival boss. But I’m pretty sure he did it… literally. How else would a gang full of 6′4″ dudes with Uzis ever take him seriously?? I love imagining him arranging an ingenious meeting with Rod one day, like, Mello somehow tricking him into talking with him, and telling him like… “so I heard you were trying to take this dude out, I can do it for you, ya know. lmao not bragging.” and Rod takes one look at him and just starts laughing his ass off. “Kid (which is what he calls Mello, btw)… I’ve lost six men to trying already, and their balls had already dropped.” Then Jose throws his ass into the street. A week later, Mello shows up at the front door of their HQ (how did he find us??? Kal gasps audibly, knowing Rod is going to kick his ass for this because everything is Kal’s fault) with a bloody pillowcase (because gift wrapping is NOT appreciated by any of those no-taste mafiosos…) and says “happy birthday, I work for you now. You’re welcome.”

+So you know that panel where Mello is sitting on the couch back perched behind Rod’s shoulder? Not a headcanon, just wanted you to think about it. :’) Here's another one btw:

+Their relationship actually has a somewhat solid basis of trust and respect. Even though Rod is an absolute maniac sometimes and would gouge your eyes out without a second thought, he’s incredibly intelligent--

PSA: READ HIS PROFILE IN VOLUME 13 YOU GOONS…. HE’S NOT JUST A BRUTE LMAO I HATE IT WHEN PPL WRITE HIM DUMB HE. IS. NOT. DUMB. he is smarter than most of the Japanese task force and of equal intelligence to lots of the ppl working with L such as Wedy, Matt… he survived a great many years of Kira eliminating criminals so he was smart and good at keeping a low profile until Mello came and fucked everything up.

--and Mello respects him for that. Even though Mello is a prissy little bitch that really only cares about what he cares about, Rod's like... well, he’s kind of a genius and his ideas have worked out in the past. And he’s pretty scary. They both like that about each other. Just generally being able to intimidate the shit out of ANYBODY that would dare look their way.

+Rod is probably pretty outwardly homophobic, and ribs Mello for being effeminate. While he doesn't ever let it go too far, he'll chime in around other members of the mafia. Both of them are secretly a little terrified of anybody finding out that they fuck around once and a while. But that's part of the thrill yk? Whenever anybody’s around, Rod always has a hooker on his leg and tries not to pay Mello any mind. But once they’re alone, Mello thinks it’s funny to bring it up.

+Speaking of letting it go too far, Rod allows any amount of verbal abuse, but has broken up more than a couple fistfights Mello’s gotten himself into with other members of the gang by “running that goddamn big mouth of his all the fuckin’ time.”

+While Rod normally backs Mello 110%, as his infallible plans have done nothing but provide a multitude of viable cash flows and absolute territorial dominance, when they have their disagreements (which get.. heated, to say the least), Mello will totally get physical. Rod finds this hilarious, considering he could literally break his neck with one hand. Anyway Rod only fought back once, when he was in a particularly bad mood, and Mello had to show up the next day skulking around with a black eye and fat lip, his lisp way worse than usual. It was the only time after Mello showed up until the day of his death that Kal actually experienced any degree of human happiness. Btw poor Kal. Read the dude's profile in HTR13 if you want a laugh. #AnneofGreenGables

+Mello was actually really surprised by how soft Rod’s scalp is. He totally oils it and his head always smells like aftershave and stale cigar smoke.

+In fact, in addition to both being super scary, they’re both super vain LOL I bet they both get their backs waxed after a long day clothes-shopping… and they both spend forever putting lotion on after their three-hour bubble baths… they spend all morning in front of the mirror while Rod shaves that WHACK design onto his face and Mello does his makeup… neither of them even looks at the other when they’re having sex because they’re too busy American Psycho-ing themselves in the mirrors they have surrounding their bed.

+They both LOVE zebra-print. Tacky fucks.

#Death Note #Rod Ross #mizz headcanons #originally drawn july 2017 #Rod x Mello

[lacquerlagarde]

if it were MY death note live action Pitbull would be there and he would be Rod Ross

#mr. worldwide to infinity #you know the roof on fire #!!! #rod ross #kal snyder #death note

[delilahhyuuga]

Day 6 of Inktober 2023: Golden Rod gets a video post to show off his bling bling more effectively XP

#death note #inktober #day 6 #golden #rod ross #delilahhyuuga238 #traditional art #video #ink

[acerbicapplecoffee]

if you killed me, would you make it good?

#death note #moodboard #rod ross #jack neylon #made as a gift

[nonipnayart]

your honor that’s his emotional support twink

#I cannot be the only one obsessed w these two #Death Note #Mello #Mello Death Note #Rod Ross #Dwhite Gordon #art #my art

[incorrectelswordquotes]

Rod Ross: I was born for politics

Rod Ross: I have great hair, and I'm great at lying.

#elsword #mod rf #npc #rod ross

[puppetboyx]

#hear me out #wreck it ralph #fix it felix #rod ross

[hellfirebride]

tolerate me because i'm about to say some Awful Shit but if i have to think about it, everyone else also has to think about it.

do you think mello and rod ross ever.. you know?

bear with me here okay, this is not a shipping thing. i just thought about it.

rod ross doesn't seem like he would be super into men, but i think mello's probably pretty enough if they've been drinking or they're on something.

again, if i had to think the thought, everyone else also does

#death note #mihael keehl #dn #rod ross #mello #im so sorry #mothy shut up

[tallyhallsphotowall]

tally hall photos day #45: HOT ROD DUNCAN !!!!!!!!!

#tally hall #joe hawley #rob cantor #ross federman #hot rod duncan

[zimthandmade]

Matt wears his pants until they fall off themselves. Never even washes them. They smell awful.

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#death note #fanart #rod ross #mafia #mello #matt #mail jeevas #mihael keehl #mellodramattic #dn au 2.0 #comic #wammys boys #wammys house #wammy boys #wammy kids #wammy's house #headcanon #au #my art

[dailytlk]

THE LAST KINGDOM: SEVEN KINGS MUST DIE (2023)

#seven kings must die #seven kings must die spoilers #the last kingdom #tlk #the last kingdom spoilers #sihtric #sihtric kjartansson #arnas fedaravicius #domnal #ross anderson #constantine #king constantine #rod hallett

[mizzmellos]

when I tell you how fucking mad I was that the left image turned into the right image... literally so so so over-worked but i spent a lot of time on it so i'm posting it now. anyway. this project was fun and i'm really glad they gave me rod lol <3

#the left one still looks p good maybe i should go back to it someday. probably not tho #rod ross #mizz art

[spidersfearme89]

poor hot rod.

#hot rod duncan #hot rod #tally hall #artwork #digital art #ross federman #art

[yourdailypalross]

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#yourdailypalross #yourpalross #mcyt #mithzan #the rod. the rod. ross the rOD