Please vote based on the picture AND the description!
Burr [River Adventure @thegreenleavesofspring]
Burr is a shrew who lives nearby a stream. He is an adventurous sort and likes to haul his sister along with him.
Caldren [Days of Resistance @thewritingautisticat]
Caldren is an ex-assassin who turned from a life of destruction to Christ after receiving forgiveness from the family of someone he killed. Now, he works with the Resistance to protect people from his country's oppressive government, fighting alongside his adoptive brother and other friends
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Transmasc Swag Polls- ROUND 1
Propaganda and other info under the cut.
CANONICITY LEVELS-
FRANKY: Coded/ Subtext
ROMEO: Gender Tomfuckery (But he has been played by trans and nonbinary actors)
MEDIA?
One Piece, & Juliet
FRANKY PROPAGANDA-
He's canonically changed his name and rebuilt his body (cyborg) to his own standard of "romantic masculinity" (actual quote). Franky's introduction to One Piece was him being the leader of a gang of queer-coded delinquents (who all call him "big bro") because he himself has been cast out from society. He's a huge fucking cyborg. He refuses to wear pants ever, even as a child and only wears open hawaiian shirts.
[Pollrunner's Note: Robots have a very intentional masculine coding in One Piece, and Franky loves to pretend and play up that factor at every opportunity. I have gotten into vehement disagreements with people before who've said how he 'can't be trans' because we've gotten confirmation that Franky has a dick and balls. My counter-argument is that Franky is more than capable of building his own body parts if he wanted to, which we've seen with how he was able to turn his entire torso into a mini-fridge.]
ROMEO PROPAGANDA-
okay so he came back from the dead and hes canonically bisexual and also he said 'it's super dope' as a genuine reaction to coming back from the dead
he's so dumb, he literally comes back to death and just says "it's super dope!" he's so in love with his girlfriend and is so sad when she's engaged to another guy, he self identified himself as a sexy young man with a tight body and a lot of feelings
He came to me in a dream and told me himself
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BALD GUY FIGHT ROUND 1
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ROUND 1, MATCH 17
NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS
Elon Musk:
“I just wanna watch him get beat up”
“I want to watch him lose every fight”
“Wouldn’t it be funny if everyone who went against him beat him?”
“He would get his ass beaten by anyone and everyone, including Conan Edogawa”
“I just want to see him get punched, repeatedly, by real and fictional people.”
Groundskeeper Willie:
“Because he's ripped and clearly willing to go to insane lengths to win. This guy will punch you in the throat, he doesn't give a shit.”
“There ain’t nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!”
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Propaganda
Tab Hunter (Damn Yankees)—no propaganda submitted
Toshiro Mifune (Rashumon, Seven Samurai, Grand Prix, Stray Dog)—no propaganda submitted beyond this video and the photos under the cut
This is round 1 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.
[propaganda photos submitted under the cut]
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Magical Boy Tournament: Round 1
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Best Robot Tournament
Round 1 - Data versus HaikuBot
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Please vote based on the picture AND the description!
Joy O'Connor/ Aileev tiz Lucard [Silen Fah @vellatra]
An alien princess trying to learn about the world
A'den [Hasran Tales @the-tiny-dragons-library]
An imposing daktlyc who stands more than 7'2" high (total height: 219.71cm), Doctor A'den initially joined the Paradisio Project to both observe the humans' fleet and to indulge his curiosity as to their presence on Hasra. However, there's more to him than meets the eye, and as he grows closer to his human coworker, the tiny but determined Rebecca Brown, he soon realizes that his bloody past and the planet's own dark history won't remain hidden for long...
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Transmasc Swag Polls- ROUND 1
Propaganda and other info under the cut.
CANONICITY LEVELS-
JACE: Gender Tomfuckery
METTATON: CANON Transgender Man. Robot. Guy
MEDIA?
Magic the Gathering, UTDR series
JACE PROPAGANDA-
Jace Beleren is a world traveling telepath, illusionist, and accidental high profile politician. He’s bisexual and dates terrifyingly powerful women. He’s accidentally given himself amnesia twice and regularly erased individual memories at certain points in his life. At one point he switched bodies with a man who looked exactly like him which was pretty trans in my opinion. If you want a more detailed account of how trans Jace is ask @jacebeleren on tumblr
Canonically uncomfortable with his appearance and height compared to other men (uses illusions to look taller/more attractive), called a freak for his identity as a child. His pussy game is insane
METTATON PROPAGANDA-
SPOILERS AHEAD for Deltarune Chapter 2
[Pollrunner's Note: Propaganda written entirely by myself.]
We meet Mettaton in the game mid-transition (in his calculator form) and his entire boss battle is fought after he transforms into the new body his scientist friend, Alphys, made for him. His entire involvement in the game prior to this was him messing with and threatening the protagonist just to make Alphys look good, which is honestly friendship goals.
We meet the character that's likely meant to be his pre-transitioned self, Nobody, in Deltarune, who is notably more withdrawn. Much of the events tied to Chapter 2's secret boss are implied to have him as an unintentional catalyst, as Swatch describes how he'd helped "a lightner" achieve their dreams by designing a robot body that JUST HAPPENS to resemble Mettaton's. How Mettaton's story continues in Deltarune's universe will be determined by future chapters.
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THE DAD BRACKET: ROUND 1
Bandit Heeler - Bluey / Kazuma Kiryu - Yakuza
If you like what I’m doing, reblog so others can participate!
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Taylor Hebert artwork courtesy of @senviva!
Propaganda under the cut.
Taylor Hebert AKA Skitter has too much propaganda for this post! Her propaganda post can be found here.
Caroline/GLaDOS
you know her you love her!!!!! tumblr's favorite unethical mad scientist robot lesbian! you can't have a poll like this without her
neurotoxin :)
I have no energy to write propaganda I’m sorry but she deserves this!!!! She’s the antagonist of all time. She’s funny and smart and passive aggressive and lying to your face. She’s filling the room with neurotoxin. She’s still alive.
FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT MY GIRL. Anyways Glados did nothing wrong.
Constantly mean to Chell, in love with Chell, tries to murder Chell, saves Chell's life, helps Chell, hinders Chell, is a potato, used to be a secretary before being forced to upload her consciousness into a personality sphere, floods the facility with deadly neurotoxin, is a sexy robot... need I say more?
OK SO she killed all those people BUT they confined her to an immortal hell as a digital being so like??? deserved. it's implied she may have hated Cave and some cut dialogue even suggests she was forced into GLADOS against her will. she was just getting her revenge what's so wrong with that!!!!
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