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(I'm so sorry it's 4 am and so I lack the inhibitions to restrain myself from making dumb requests) Ehehe I would like to request Nicky as a fucking fairy if you please! 😌🌸✨ Maybe an itty bitty little fairy in Lark's hands
Nark pixie hollow universe au!! 😤😤😱🤯🧚♂️✨🌈 they go on adventures and shit like a Disney movie but they CUSS and SMOKE FAIRY WEED and KILL PEOPLEEEE SHFFDCKHKYDHFJ
This would make a terrible kids movie
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Same energy. They know how to comfort their boys. Love the parallels. ❤❤
Come to daddy. Nothing a big hug can't fix. When I'm in your arms I know I'm safe.
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i love whiny toji sm :(
him murmuring, “just the tip, baby. please, just the tip,” between heated and desperate kisses, his wet lips insistent against yours, almost drunken and feverish. "can i sweet girl? cause i wanna feel your pretty pussy so badly, sweetheart, i need to feel you.”
then, “one more, my love. can we go once more?” as he presses you into the bed, trapping you between his warm body and the soft sheets, eyes hazy with desire and need. “let me make you feel good again.”
feya (@iwaizoomiess) you inadvertently caused this (/▿\ )♡
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Me, last week: yeah i enjoy kazuki and rei, they're really neat. don't think i'll ever ship them though
Me, after thinking too hard about episode 5:
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Freddie in this episode was like the exact opposite of Matt in episode 23- instead of abusing his power to be as overpowered as possible and save everybody he abused his power to beat the everloving shit out of himself
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It makes me really sad to hear Anthony had a hard time with this season of Dungeons and Daddies because of the reception from fans and stuff but I will not stand for his Legend of Korra slander how dare you
(Then again maybe I’m like the only person in the world who loves LoK more than Atla but that’s just me)
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ever since i started watching house md and laid my eyes on chase for the first time i've been like why do i have this inexplicable raw instinct of affection for this guy and then i realised
they're the same to me
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I heard people talk about Normal’s “that’s 1 for us and how many for you guys” , but like did you hear Normals line right after that. The sass, the passive aggression. I hope that’s how Normal talks to sparrow until they get their stuff worked out. It brings me so much joy, and Sparrow can’t even complain because it’s such normal teen thing for him to do.
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“I know that many nights, Elvis just wanted to sit on his bed and talk with his date…then again, with a beautiful woman in his bed, things could heat up”
“When I asked Gail Stanton (a playboy model) about her night at Graceland, she said she had a great time, and that she and Elvis had talked and joked around all night. When I spoke to Elvis, he said, “Yeah, we joked around— we almost broke the damned bed”
elvis said forget reading books I’m trying to break the bed tonight 😩
(excerpt from “Elvis: my best man” by George Klein)
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DON'T STARVE: at the mountains of dadness
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Same energy
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Brain rot that won't leave me alone.
Jinx and the Council meet to negotiate peace terms, but the Council are surprised that the one terrorizing them and having the upper hand on them in the war is a teenage girl.
Jayce *surprised*: You rule Zaun?
Jinx *laughs dismissively, and holds her arms out*: I am Zaun. But you want more. Everybody needs more something. And they all come to me. I'm the boss, CEO, queen if you're feeling dramatic. Zaun has no titled ruler, and only one rule. Don't. Fuck. With Jinx. *Smiles sinisterly*
The Council *who are not used to not having the upper hand*:
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YOUR TAG ON THAT GHOST POST ?_!!:('0$02 "he wont be laughing for too long once i rlly put my throat to work n let his dick laugh in my esophagus" istggg if you aint bringing this kind of energy to the table,,,get your bitchass OUTTA HEREEE!!!
this man needs to have his SOUL sucked out that dick until he is nothing but an actual ghost haunting this pussy for all of eternity #restinpussy 🛐 that man is gonna beg for mercy at the way i wrap my lips around him while i suck at his heavy pink tip like a dyson vacuum making rumbling noises deep within my diaphragm. im gonna be SINGING around his cock while i watch his baked as fuck lookin eyes roll to the back of his head behind that mask saying "fuckin hellll.." cause he knows im gonna be the reason he gets no sleep anymore— hes gonna have to literally PRY my head off like a cat trying to steal food from its owner but i wont stop the only word running in my mind being suck suck suck suck i cant even tell if I'm laughing crying or gagging on his dick anymore and neither will he
anyways this is fr how im tryna be with ghost <3
THIS MASTER PIECE NNOOOVVEEEELL YOU WROTTEEE STAYCEE PLEASEE LET ME BREATHE SHDGVV
absolutely. 1000/10. you deserve to be at the top of ghost’s certified throat goats™️ list. dyson vaccum sealed around the heavy pink tip ?? pry you off ???? begging for mercy ?????? staycee. congratulations you just been added to the bad girls club, n you’re not one of those that are ashamed to confess how much you wanna steal the life, heart, and soul outta that man. you should name your pussy the ‘haunted house’ cuz with the way you plan on snatching his life, ghost might as well be living in there #restinpussy🛐
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hi last time i scoured court records dot net for all the official gay lawyer content i could find i somehow missed the maya page of the fanbook but i found it today and. height difference franmaya where they're both short queens but maya is an even shorter queen CANON
(for the americans and fellow brits who use both metric and imperial depending on the situation, 154cm is about 5ft and 162cm is about 5'3.5" which i have been losing my mind about for months bc that is my exact height i AM franziska von karma)
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SAME ENERGY;SAME VIBES
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