Don’t be a mrs H Ashley
Let’s kill some possum humans
 It was probably because they had already seen someone get killed.
It really doesn’t matter what you say Stephanie you just need to seek psychological health and kill yourself
Because you steal from people.
Well, even if you share a little bit of that energy, and I doubt that you do, but even if you do, I’m never going to be with any of those guys because they steal
Well wait
There’s the whole rural thing
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Welp, let’s fucking destroy their things and them entirely, give them titanium and longevity.
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"...Remembering..." (2024) - 005 Micron Black, Red Paint Sharpie, Black Sharpie, Black Ballpoint Gel Pen on Bristol Paper
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the six of crows as low quality possum memes pirated from instagram
kaz:
inej:
jesper:
wylan:
nina:
matthias:
+ milo the goat
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I've seen a handful of those 'what do you use to write your fics?' polls/questions and every time they never list how I do it. I'm starting to wonder if its so out of the box its the the equivalent of writing out your grocery list in your car on an old McDonald's napkin with a broken colored pencil.
Which I only bring up because that is how I write my grocery lists almost every time. (The pencil is blue)
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Trump is coming to my city today and is gonna be in walking distance from the restaurant that I work at that also happens to be the best restaurant for like a 2 hour drive. I am not looking forward to tonight
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Guess I been on this planet for 19 years now 👽
Welp, I don’t got much planned for today so I wish y’all a good wonderful day
- CJ the Possum 💜
Oh and here’s my new profile pic for the blog lol
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trying to catch the legendries that were brought back in the SV DLC is currently the worst thing to ever happen to me
just stay in the fucking ball PLEASE
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You know, there are these old archetypes of scary stories that would get retold & bent & morphed, mostly passed by word of mouth through internet boards, during early internet days. My brother, somebody who used such boards, would then tell them to me, somebody very young that didn't know what a computer was.
One such story was one about hotels/motels. It's a story of staying a night or two in such a place, & when you lay your head down, you notice a smell. Maybe you switch out your pillow, or try to wash up, or hunt down some waste that was maybe missed by housekeeping -- nothing fixes it, & the smell persists. Eventually, you figure out where it's coming from -- it's strongest when you're at the bed.
Different versions of the story will wither place the source underneath the bed, or from under the mattress. Either way, the smell is caused by a human corpse hidden in your bed, & you speant the night with it, entirely unaware. Maybe even laid directly over top of it.
Anyways. I just picked Voices of the Void back up, after not seeing it for many updates.
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had an allergic reaction to smth I ate & my entire upper lip area was burning as if I had pressed it to a stove for like a fucking hour, & I tried a bunch of shit but it didn't work. then I chugged some kratom tea & within 10 mins the pain was gone & I am comfy cozy in my bed feeling like an angel laying on a puffy cloud. miracle plant
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new silly ghost dude added, they used to be a detective before a small accident at a certain party, now they roam the mansion that said party took place in
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thats IT next time i see roadkill im picking it up to scavenge
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I deserve an award for NOT buying this shirt just because it was on sale:
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okay okay I know we love MBTI tests but personally I think that we should also sort people by these categories:
-the three Taylor swift songs that they relate to most
-whether they gravitate towards possum memes or frog memes
-which strawberry shortcake character they loved most as a child
-their favorite shape of leaf
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