#sc answers

[screwpinecaprice]

What would happen if Steven and Connie were giant diamond-sized crystal Gems?

I don't have any scenario thoughts for that, to be honest. Haha

It made me think of the connverse kaiju AU tho.

#I made Steven Triceratops-looking aah fella 😭 I promis he doesn't look like that in the AU #ask #SC answers #2194teddy #connverse #Steven Quartz Universe #Connie Maheswaran #SU #kaiju!Steven #monster!Steven #I forgot what she's called in this AU.... #Connsidian? #Yeah we'll use that tag #Connsidian #She grows more arms the older she gets. #kaiju AU #SU AU

[iulianfawcett]

they should make a ghosts dating simulator it would be so fun. let me romance kitty.

#each of the responses are written with other ghosts in mind #so answering like. 'calm down' on the thomas 'sc' would improve their 'relationship' with humphrey #also these arent real these are just photoshop #en #bbc ghosts #enart #bc technically it is

[theminecraftbee]

solving counting sheep prompt thing: three and joe trying to work on some project together

Three squints critically at a post in the ground.

“Your measurement is off,” it says.

“Why, thank you. Your eyesight is far greater than mine, so I very much appreciate you correcting the marks I’m using to decide how big and close the moon is getting!” Joe smiles at Three. Back when Three had first met her, Joe had smiled big quite often. These days, even that goofy, meant-to-be-a-gesture smile is drawn and exhausted. Joe is not designed to run on minimal sleep the way Three is; Joe is hardly the only Hermit staying up until the middle of the night these days.

Blocks rise around them.

Three has better vision than Joe. Blocks rise everywhere.

“I still think we should try Mumbo’s missile again. Or we should try a bigger missile.”

“I am afraid that didn’t work the first time!” Joe says, finishing their sign adjustments.

“That’s stupid,” Three says.

“That’s just how it is. Besides, big problems like that are for big problem havers! We’re out here, collecting data for the people who might actually be able to do something about it.” Joe pauses, shrugs. “I mean, if they exist. They probably don’t.”

“I could torture a Watcher into fixing it,” Three says glibly.

“No, you said that wouldn’t work,” Joe says. “Also, that’s morally questionable.”

Three does not fidget. It trains its eyes on the threat it can do nothing about. It lets out a trill that, for most mortals, is terrifying.

Nothing happens.

“I can make everyone leave,” Three says, quieter this time. “With better plans than—”

“The season’s hardly over. Iskall hasn’t given me my badge yet. I’m not leaving until I get that,” Joe says.

“That is a stupid plan. Don’t be stupid,” Three says.

“Are you leaving?”

“Not until Mumbo does. Especially not until—Pearl should know better. She did not leave last time. She was—was sad. She should know that—I won’t leave until she does,” Three says, halting as it trips over emotions it doesn’t understand.

“Then let’s not have this argument again.”

“Will comply,” Three grumbles.

“Besides, this new moon data is fascinating. Why, at this rate—oh no! I might not even finish my castle! I think I’m going to go work on the walls again, just in case,” Joe says.

“Affirmative,” Three says.

“See you around! If you happen to See any solutions with those big eyes of yours”—and here Joe winks, incredibly unsubtly—“please, by all means, let us all know!”

He leaves.

Three looks at a line of signs across the ground, scattered markers of how small the problem was a month ago. It’s grown so big so fast, and Three has still yet to figure out how to neutralize it.

No one has any orders to stay. No one has any reason to. Three doesn’t understand why they’re still staying.

Three won’t leave alone.

Three, Three doesn’t want—

It would be sad if Zedaph’s sheep experiment had to end early. It should not be buried under moon rocks and rubble. It should be remembered.

That’s all.

#answered #a bee fic #solving counting sheep talk #this is also in answering ‘three reacts to moon’s big’ for the record #anyway. sorry I still have big moon emotions #so HERE THEY ARE #anyway three hates this get it off this train #(also almost despite everything three gets along with joe hills almost) #(it thinks joe is a baffling person but in a way that makes sense enough to it to figure out) #also yeah at this point the ‘ask game’ is ‘send me scs prompts and I slowly get through them to wind down in the evening #combining scs and s8. yeah THERE are my insanities all in one place.

[universallydelegated]

Loving the art of the new school AU! I'm gonna guess that Dogday is a gym teacher in this AU? I also really like Catnaps glasses!

Nope, that's actually Hoppy! DogDay is the counselor, he just wears a tracksuit because it's easy to put on and to move around in.

Here's the castlist:

DogDay - Counselor

CatNap - School Nurse

Bubba - Physics

Picky - Home EC

Crafty - Art

Bobby - Office Lady

Kickin - Theater

Hoppy - P.E

#Poppy Playtime #Poppy Playtime AU #Smiling Critters #Smiling Critters AU #Smiling Critters: Gets Schooled AU #SC: Gets Schooled AU #ATD Answers #Ask Post #Text Post #Anon

[mvchpastel]

You’re so beautiful 😍

thank yooou 😈🤘💜

#mvchpastel #asks & answers #selfie #me #my face #sc

[bugsinthebayou]

idk how active you are on twitter but you got put in a tumblr mega thread LMAO

TWITTER TOO??? HELP THIS POST IS BREAKING CONTAINMENT SO HARD

#another mutual just showed me a sc of this exact post on i think instagram #also i think ive been in this person's megathread before?? #i recognize the username?? #answered #kasper!!

[batmanfruitloops]

If Scarebeast is made up of several kinds of animals, how long does he sleep? During the day or through the night? Sorry if you've already spoken on this

Scarebeast sleeps for

3

Serious answer, he becomes entirely nocturnal. At first, he'd sleep from sunrise to sundown, but the longer he's in this form the more lethargic he gets. So he spends more and more time sleeping as time goes on.

-Fluffy

#please tell me someone understands the reference #batmanfruitloops #anewgothamau #an #answers #sc #scarebeast #jonathan crane #scarecrow #the #the scarecrow

[lsdoiphin]

Hares, as you may already know if you've been following my better half @broncoburro or @forevergoldgame (if you're following neither, you're missing huge amounts of context for the setting!), are nothing like the hares of the real world. They are massive leporids from Northern Vestur and one of the few meurian animals remaining after a historic event known as the Great Hunt where humans wiped out most of the planet's remaining meurian species in order to harvest their meur for relics about 350~ish years ago. They are obligate carnivores and known to hunt humans when the opportunity arises.

The baku is a large, lumbering omnivore with a similar ecological niche somewhere between a panda and a regular bear. They're a rare species, endemic to a single far-flung region of the world, having only just barely escaped extinction. See, while the Great Hunt was headed and funded by the Tri-Kingdom, its reach spanned the entire known world - but the further from Vestur it travelled, the less discriminatory the hunts became. The local peoples who were paid to hunt on the Tri-Kingdom's behalf had little idea of what meur was and what meurian animals were actually useful, leading to mass to mass culling of "useless" meur-touched animals like the baku, whose unusual sleep-inducing abilities cannot be wielded by humans. Regardless of their uselessness, the damage had been done to the species, and only the mundane offshoot survives - though rumors persist about meurian baku.

Sphinxes are scavengers that can be found across the deserts and savannas of the mainland. Unlike their meurian cousin, the manticore, they never evolved meurian flame breath, and their 'stinger' is no more than a vestigial sickle buried beneath the fur of their flowing tails. Instead, they specialized further into human mimicry, using their ability to copy human speech to hunt domesticated animals, naive children, and drunkards.

Now you might be thinking: "why would a teenage girl want to own any of these as pets? None of these sound like animals that should be pets." Well, first off: you'd be hard pressed to find a young girl that doesn't want a wolf or a tiger as a pet, that's just how they are, c'mon.

Second, there are three primary reasons Rhea thinks this is a more realistic idea than it is:

Exotic "pet" owners among the upper class: While exotic pet ownership isn't big in Vestur as a whole, it has a notable presence among the Southern upper class, both noble and common. Rhea is the duchess of the Southern Kingdom so she is well aware of every instance of somebody paying excessive amounts of guilder to import something they shouldn't and stick it in their courtyard. As I've mentioned before, this is a sin Ancha is guilty of, having gotten swept up in a past "teacup baku" craze/scam some 4 decades ago. Unlike her peers, however, she kept her baku, Fig, even after he outgrew his alleged "adult size" of 1'9" at the withers. Others culled theirs once they became large enough to cause mass property damage. Ancha knows Fig is a massive, terrifying wild animal and does not recommend anyone repeat her mistake, but being raised in captivity he cannot be returned to the wild and so she's committed to caring for him for as long of his estimated 70~ish year lifespan that she's here for.

Haretouched Northerners: The "haretouched" is a strange phenomenon that exists in the North. Now, we haven't posted a formal explanation of what exactly being haretouched means yet - I'll save that explanation for Dan to write at a later date. In the meantime, to very briefly summarize what it means: occasionally, a hare will bond with a specific human. Those who have bonded to a hare are said to be "haretouched" - or more bluntly, cursed. The haretouched are treated as pariahs by broader society, though they are begrudgingly tolerated in the North itself and destigmatized by Northern nomad clans. While Northern nobility has done its best to keep the haretouched out of their bloodlines (save for the Lord of the Nomads, who is seldom acknolwedged, much less counted), occasionally a fluke will occur regardless and you end up with someone like Quincy or Lamonte. Rhea, of course, is just a Southern bystander who thinks the idea of having a murder-bunny for a friend would kick ass.

Captive beasts performing in circuses: Self-explanatory. Sphinxes especially are a popular choice for exploitative entertainment because of their mimicry abilities, and are often trained to have "conversations" or "sing."

#verse: forever gold #oc: rhea #answered ask #character ask #oc askblog #fantasy setting #fantasy animal #sphinx #baku #creature design #monster lore #creature concept #oc: ancha #sc: fig #oc: lamonte #sc: tulip

[aeb-art]

is this out of character? yeah a little, but i'm laughing so

finally got to draw @8um8le's mall toons again 🥺💕 i missed them so much

#2024 #stellar city #sc geo #self insert #self ship #sc ash #sc hydro #sc tele #sc pyro #sc mall toons #geo don't ask questions you don't want the answers too #do y'all even believe me that i like night more than hills? it is true actually but i do have an earth bot bias so i understand any doubt #hydro's hat looks weird i'm realizing... it's a floppy beanie 😔 i'll do better next time my friend #why did i write the dialogue with a sharpie... hard to read- sorry #anyway i really did miss drawing geo so much gosh i'm glad i feel well enough to draw again #y'know now that i'm thinking about it- hydro probably would've known night was my favorite since he plays him :x he'd clock me

[sluttywonwoo]

seungcheol makes me feel like i have no dad even though i have an amazing father i cant explain this

#/hj #answered #anon #sc

[screwpinecaprice]

Last think I asked gave me an idea:

After vaguely hearing about how Steven has arrhythmia, Connie's doctor instincts are activated, and she insists on listening to his heartbeat.

But it's also an excuse for her to lay her head on his big, soft, pillowy chest xD

She makes herself comfy in his cleavage, Steven's confused about the whole heartbeat thing she mentioned, but doesn't complain about it, heh

So firm yet so soft.

#Das Steven. he big solid but also he soft. #ask #sc answers #rosetta-star-was-taken #connverse #steven quartz universe #connie maheswaran #su #my shiz

[sparklecarehospital]

R u ever gonna make cometkid merch 👀

Would. Would anyone actually want this??? /genq

#i never actually considered the possibility of making any merch or anything related to cometcare #i didn't think anyone would be interested/more interest would be in canon SC stuff #is this an actual want??? #answers #pollarrydoomi

[sporeclan]

yooooo this concept is so cool!!! since you have very heavy lore and stuff how much are you planning to change in game events to fit your cannon?

Thank you!!!! :D I have a few different things I'm doing.

First of all, to keep with the lore of all the other clans disbanding, all prompts caused by other clans are being rewritten as rogues, and I'll try to keep them as hostile as possible(mostly by just antagonizing them a lot lol). The gist of why they're so hostile towards SporeClan is that they don't believe that Crowstar was given nine lives and thinks she's acting as a false prophet, and they think it's unfair for them to claim a whole territory as theirs alone when they also need resources.

I will also be avoiding StarClan prompts. Since the clans were cut off from their direct link to StarClan, it's also now harder for StarClan to interact with the living. The only cats that I'll let talk about sensing StarClan are cats with StarClan connection traits, like Crowstar, and even then it'll only be vague, like catching a short burst of legible noise on a radio if that makes sense? I'm also considering giving future leaders only 1 life if they don't have the StarClan traits, but we'll see about that.

I'll be trying to avoid large predators, since the ecosystem in this area can barely account for small ones right now, but that might change in the future as things grow more stable. Plus, I'd like most of the danger, at least for now, to come mainly from rogues, human presence(they're curious about the fungus and wanna study it) or even some internal strife(the founders all grew up in different clans after all!).

I think that's about it, though! At least, I can't think about anything else I really change :')

#this was such a fun ask to answer though!!! thank you so much again <3 #hope this makes sense at all its very late for me LMAOO #ask #chitchat #sc lore

[theminecraftbee]

hey bee, i wanna understand the watcher lore. can you help point me to the right place for it? or explain it, if it isnt too complicated?

here's where i say "it kind of doesn't actually matter".

hear me out: the thing is that if you are hanging out in the fandom, the watcher lore the fandom uses is like... a fandom invention. i've compared it to a sentinel/guide au before. it's not actually... a thing that is all that closely related to what happened in evo from my understanding.

like, the watcher stuff originally comes from the evo smp, an older smp of grian's. they were deities that ambiguously were also the audience, and liked to punish people being mean and give players weird riddles to solve. at the end of evo, grian joins them. also from evo are the listeners, who are enemies of the watchers (maybe defected watchers themselves? this seems unclear to me) that contacted jimmy and martyn, but largely only worked with jimmy.

the OTHER canon watcher stuff is "whatever martyn is doing over there with his own watcher lore", which i am sure someone who is much more of a martyn guy than me can give you a summary of. it's something along the lines of "watchers feed on emotions/are running the life series". he has explicitly stated that's only canon for him, however.

but MOSTLY? watchers are a collective fanon au that you can kind of use for whatever you need them for. as general rule they TEND to be evil (but not always), grian is one of them (and whether or not he has defected from them is a point in order in the fic), the fanon likes giving them a general biblical angel appearance, purple color, and mask (although ALSO not always; there's basically always either eye imagery or a mask though), they can be a stand-in for the audience or the pressures of being a creator (although not everyone does this), and frequently they have something to do with the life series (though not always). they're useful both as "i want something to be blatantly metaphorical for the audience" and "i need a deity/antagonistic force for my story" most of the time, and also for the ever-present grian angst.

they're fun to mess around with in my opinion! but also in my opinion if you're only writing hermitcraft stuff it's like... not really worth Worrying about "understanding watcher lore" because there isn't actually that much of it that's canon, most of it is just... stuff the fandom likes to do with it, you know?

#answered #that's also for the record why i REALLY don't tag most watcher stuff with evo tags #the exception here being scs because that fic was also VERY MUCH ABOUT EVO #but yeah they're cool. don't worry about the lore. it REALLY doesn't matter.

[thegiftedau]

craig and tweek! do you still have/do the yaoi attack?

Lets say its not a thing. Yet.

#heroes answer #the gifted au #blog asks #south park au #craig tucker #SC #tweek tweak

[mvchpastel]

You're the cutest and it isn't even close

thank yewww anon 🤎🧸

#mvchpastel #asks & answers #selfie #me #my face #sc #snapchat #ily ily ily anon