Shadowpeach incorrect quotes
Sun Wukong: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Macaque : Sun Wukong, that’s gay.
Sun Wukong: We’ve been dating for 2 years—
Sun Wukong : Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Macaque: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously not the real me.
Macaque : As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Sun Wukong: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Brotherhood era Macaque : We should get you to a healer for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Brotherhood era Sun Wukong: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
Sun Wukong: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Macaque : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Sun Wukong: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Macaque : Is it working?
Sun Wukong: Go fuck yourself.
Macaque, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Sun Wukong: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Macaque : This is a lie.
Macaque : I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Macaque : THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Macaque : Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Sun Wukong: AS ENEMIES again?!
Macaque :
Sun Wukong: What are you in the mood for?
Macaque : World domination.
Sun Wukong: That's a bit ambitious.
Macaque : You are my world.
Sun Wukong: Aww...
Macaque :
Sun Wukong:
Macaque :
Sun Wukong: OH.
Brotherhood era Sun Wukong: I feel like doing something stupid.
Brotherhood era Macaque : I’m stupid, do me.
Peng in the background: *wheeze*
Sun Wukong: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?
Macaque : Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.
Sun Wukong: Yeah, that's the point shithead!
Macaque : This date is boring!
Sun Wukong: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Macaque : Then why did you invite me?
Mk, who's only homophobic when it comes to Shadowpeach: he didnt, he specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Sun Wukong I'll do whatever I want!"
Macaque, to Sun Wukong : We had a date!
Sun Wukong: *aggressively points to Bai he and the Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
Sun Wukong: Did it hurt when you fell-
Macaque : From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Sun Wukong: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Macaque : ...
Sun Wukong: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Macaque to Mk : Sun Wukong is playing hard to get.
Macaque : Little do he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Sun Wukong: I have feelings for Macaque.
MK : Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
Sun Wukong: Look, last night was a mistake.
Macaque : A sexy mistake.
Sun Wukong: No, just a regular mistake.
Macaque : There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Sun Wukong: Nope, there's 26.
Macaque : Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Sun Wukong: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Macaque : You'll get the D later ;).
MK in the distance : Ugh!!!!
Brotherhood era Sun Wukong: Macaque and I are no longer dating.
Brotherhood era Macaque : peaches, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re Mated.
Sun Wukong: Fight me!
Macaque : *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
Macaque : Fight me for the rest of our lives.
Sun Wukong: Macaque , you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Macaque , naked in Sun Wukong's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Sun Wukong, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
Sun Wukong: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Macaque : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Sun Wukong: ...
Sun Wukong: You mean ring bearER, right?
Macaque : ...
Sun Wukong: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Sun Wukong: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Macaque : I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Sun Wukong: I said within reason, Macaque . How about I murder that guy?
Macaque : So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Sun Wukong: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Brotherhood era Macaque, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Brotherhood era Sun Wukong, confused: I mean, this is my mountain, so yeah.
Macaque : Sun Wukong, you love me, right?
Sun Wukong: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Possessed Wukong: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Macaque : In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Possessed Wukong: I don't know, surprise me!
Macaque : You look good in that hoodie.
Sun Wukong: You know where else I'd look good?
Macaque , zero hesitation: My bed.
Sun Wukong, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
Sun Wukong: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Macaque : Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Sun Wukong: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Macaque : You always act stupid.
Macaque :
Macaque : Wait...
Sun Wukong: Wow, Macaque , you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Macaque : We literally slept together yesterday.
Sun Wukong: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Brotherhood era Macaque : We should be partners.
Brotherhood era Sun Wukong: You mean like, partners in crime?
Brotherhood era Macaque : Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.
Sun Wukong: Bro-
Macaque : No, no, hold up, rewind.
Macaque : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Macaque : Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Sun Wukong: Okay.
Macaque who, has never seen sharkboy and lavagirl : And make out during the scary parts.
Sun Wukong: Th-
Sun Wukong: The scary parts.
Sun Wukong: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Mei : Do you want to explain the text you sent Monkey King last night?
Macaque : It was autocorrect.
Mk: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me." To Monkey King?
Macaque : Yes.
Sun Wukong: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Macaque : Dude- Its satire!
Sun Wukong: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
Macaque walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Sun Wukong, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Sun Wukong, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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Hcs about shadowpeach reconnecting?
i like to think of it being very slow. to me, shadowpeach is the slowest of all slow burns both when they’re developing a relationship and trying to reconnect.
while i am a sucker for shadowpeach fluff and them being all clingy and cuddley, i still don’t think the two would even get that close for some time (and i mean some time).
lemme see if i can do a little rundown (i fucking lied) of my idea of a shadowpeach reconnection post-s4:
after the scroll and after their battle with the Brotherhood, both are in an agreement of a truce. as in, both acknowledged that neither of them wish to really fight or stay upset with the other because both understand that they never really could
so there’s a truce, a renewed exchange of peaches, that informs the other that while nothing will ever be like before….maybe that’s for the best, maybe they deserve something different and new between them
it doesn’t immediately take away from all their hurt feelings and pettiness. Wukong’s teasing will never hit the same and Macky’s guard is still at full defense
MK will still find them arguing up to the sky about something as trivial as which path leads to which waterfall and “shut up and just follow me, you idiot, this mountain has been my home for over a millennia”
but there are baby steps in the right direction (Pigsy would call it the “babiest of steps” but nobody asked him)
it takes them a year to come to terms that their petty arguing is just petty to be petty (tho they hold out a little longer because neither want to admit that to each other because it could meaning losing the game. what game? neither are exactly sure of what)
but it’s after both take the time to really refrain from that itch to bitch that both actually have a chance to talk with some substance (there may have been an external force that led to this conversation; a curse trapping them in a void space, being separated from the group so it’s just them two, the works)
but then that arguing loses its teeth and resembles something like banter. Wukong and Macky never truly did banter much in the past. not like this. it’s a little freeing. to be able to push and pull against each other without any reserve or need to
and this was their relationship for quite some time after. no physical hugs or touches like Wukong was privy to before or that Macky used to indulge in. you had the occasional glance here and there but not enough for the other to notice (everyone else, of course, noticed)
ironically, it’s Macky who initiates their first hug in ages.
Wukong, over the years, has slowly been building up to it with shoulder bumps, a light punch in the shoulder, and sometimes a bump to the hip.
when asked, Wukong would explain that he’s a physically affectionate guy but knows Mac has his limits and does his best to respect that as much as he can
on his own tho, Wukong personally feels like those touches are the most he will ever be granted to give. that is, until after a fierce battle, skirmish, whatever new daring thing that almost costs the Monkie Kid team, Macky actually pulls Wukong in for a hug
it’s nothing big or grand. well, nothing big for anymore normal since it’s a very short side hug, but it was something big for the both of them.
suffice to say, that was enough permission for Wukong to initiate more physical affection towards Macky
neither of them are really ready to put anything that they’re doing to name. makes it more definite and breakable
hell, they don’t even acknowledge that they’re past the point of tolerable acquaintances until a couple years later
but yeah, a shadowpeach reconnection, in my eyes, will takes years (centuries even) to truly rekindle their relationship. like i said, it’s a slow burn and one both want to tread carefully even if it’s agonizing to watch from the outside (see MK and friends)
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I was rewatching s2 last night, and ohhh man mk looks over mei so much it's not even funny. times mei has been ignored:
maybe you need to really listen! (during the blindfold ep)
mk just? grabs stuff she's using out of her hands all the time? (video game ep)
maybe you shouldn't skip the tutorials? (video game ep again)
the way he addresses her in dumpling destruction and then immediately pushes her aside for tang
i honestly remember it lowkey kinda bothering me on first watch but now it's REALLY egregious on rewatch. are you scared? I'm so scared. do you WANT to end up like shadowpeach MK
2x03 is so rude because the whole fucking episode they're like "MK you don't listen" and it's so true. He doesn't. Pigsy literally points it out again at the end of 4x14 with the whole sun screen bit:
Pigsy: "Tch, don't bother, I've been telling him that for years but he LITERALLY never listens."
Sun Wukong: "Yep! That's how we role."
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THEY'RE SO FUCKING RUDE. "That's how we role." We. We????? Wukong and MK???? Like WHATEVER. FINE. (("I told you going against the Jade Emperor was a bad idea, but no. Wukong doesn't listen to ANYONE! He just does whatever he wants" Like shut up. Shut up!))
MK gets so stuck in his own head ("You're all stuck up in your own head! None of this is your fault!" +1 to the MK ignoring Mei counter from 4x08) and I think that really contributes to his s2 scramble to get more powerful.
LIKE:
MK: "Stop? Now? Never! I just have to try harder. It's just like the Monkey King said! *laughs manically* I just need to get stronger!"
(2x06 Game On)
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MK: "Why didn't he just stop, right here? He was already so much stronger than anyone ever needed to be!"
Macaque: "Wukong didn't think so, he always felt he had to be stronger—more immortal."
(4x11 A Lifetime of Mistakes)
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(Bonus thing between eps 2x03 and 2x06, look at 0:42 in this video for MK hearing Mei but not listening to her. Because of course that's what he would do. *head in my hands .png*)
The terrible s2 choices both Wukong and MK make in relation to their friends is just absolutely delicious after 4x11. Like, OH. This has been a lifelong pattern of Wukong's—paranoia is one of his fatal flaws (paired with his terrible communication and self-sacrificial nature), and while he had the power to stop LBD before he still feel's the need to go after the Samadhi Fire to stop her now, and to protect MK.
Hold on look at this parallel that I don't know what to do with:
MK: "Ugh, I can't do it!"
Mei: "It's alright MK—you did it before, you'll do it again!"
Sandy: "Yeah! Maybe it's like Monkey King said: the power will come when you need it most!"
(3x04 The Winning Side)
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MK: "What! But you said the Samadhi fire was the only thing that could stop her!"
Sun Wukong: "I KNOW WHAT I SAID! But I've beaten her before I'll- I'll do it again! Mei was right—I need to stop dragging you into my fights, all of you."
(3x10 The Samadhi Fire)
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Wukong and MK's reach for power inspires a lot of fear in me! It does! Because, well, MK's current reach for power is going to lead him to his Monkey Form, and uh:
Like I'm scared. I'm scared!
"All doomed to play a role in tearing this world apart!" ; "This is Azure's utopia, and this barren wasteland is the price he paid to build it." ; "I'd do anything for my friends! But at the cost of the world?" "I'm sorry pal, ain't NOTHIN' worth that price!"
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Ok, but for real, Wukong is the easily flustered guy who tries to hide it behind an aggressive mask. It took thousands of years for Macaque to realize Wukong was secretly extremely shy and easily flustered, but once he knew it's game over for the Monkey King. Macaque very much likes making his King red as his own facial marking and flustered, thinks it's cute
Referencing this post.
Wukong does become flustered easily... but only for Macaque.
Theres a scene in Jttw where Guanyin sets up a "trap/character test" on Tripitaka, Wukong, and Bajie with three beautiful rich women looking for husbands. Bajie's all for it, Tripitaka is super flustered/uncomfy, and Wukong is just like "whatever".
I hc that if Wukong has no pre-existing interest in someone, he don't care. Super demi-sexual/romantic vibes.
But with Macaque?
Heart eyes, blushing, completely boneless within seconds. This man has gone full Tex Avery-character. Loud involuntary monkey hoots/chittering like howling wolf. It's super embarassing.
Doesnt help that Macaque is *mega-flirty* once he gains a little confidence. By the time of LMK, Macaque has developed enough rizz that Wukong has to pause mid-battle to cover his bright-red face.
All the shadow monkey has to do is run his tail under Wukong's chin and the King melts like butter. You can see the hearts in his firey-gold eyes as Wukong tries his best to form coherent thoughts.
It gets worse even if Shadowpeach has been established for many years. Wukong will never not be flustered like a school girl by Macaque!
Macaque isn't immune though. Wukong is ridiculously good at forming romantic conversations when he tries - in Jttw its like his go-to disguise plan. So Macaque could be smirking to himself thinking he's got the upperhand when...
(Wukong and Macaque are locked in battle, hands clasping one another in the struggle)
Wukong: *fond chuckle*
Macaque: "Whats so funny?"
Wukong, looking away shyly: "I didn't think I'd have to tear apart this mountain... just to hold your hand again."
Macaque, blush as red as his face marking: "You... ugh!!" *shadow portals away*
Wukong: *gets portal-ed too cus Mac forgot to un-lock hands*
MK, saw the whole fight: "Dafuq did I just witness???"
Cus when the Monkey King wanna express romantic feelings, he goes full sappy.
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