*Puts all of Shane's thing on a really tall shelf*
hey quick question.
what's your fucking deal?
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Them: NOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN’T JUST MARRY SHANE STARDEW VALLEY!!!! HE’S GROSS AND MESSY!!!!!! HE STILL DRINKS SOMETIMES!!!!!!! HE’S NOT A PERFECT HUSBANDERINO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ha ha man bounce chicken
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He bought himself a plant, put it in the middle of the room, and now he stares at it all day.
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emily’s 8 heart event in a nutshell
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"uh... to be honest i still don't know what this 'pookie' business is about. or where it came from. but thanks, i guess...?"
gift for @dawntones :>
reference below !
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i can’t even eat my tv dinner in peace.
there’s a big ass slime outside my window.
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come home, the kids miss you 😩
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Just picturing Shane freaking out that there's a fucking dinosaur on the farm. Whilst the farmer is squealing, picking up the baby dinosaur like a dog/cat talking in their baby voice to the baby dinosaur utterly gushing over it.
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