#chicken husband

[hellhoundmaggie]

Them: NOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN’T JUST MARRY SHANE STARDEW VALLEY!!!! HE’S GROSS AND MESSY!!!!!! HE STILL DRINKS SOMETIMES!!!!!!! HE’S NOT A PERFECT HUSBANDERINO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: ha ha man bounce chicken

#shane stardew valley #stardew valley #sdv #shane stardew #stardew valley shane #stardew shane #chicken husband #shane sdv #sdv shane #shane x farmer

[layzeeloaf]

😃🚫

#my artwork #stardew valley #stardew shane #joja mart #sdv shane #chicken husband

[yeapples]

does this make sense

#I JUST CHECKED THIS POST AGAIN AND HER ARM LOOKS SO DISPROPORTIONATE IMG OANGDHDVNKHNHADVBHVBRHIQBIV #shane and hank would either get along or argue #also my hc is that shane has a nirvana patch to cover up one of the holes in his hoodie #maybe farmer will make them one 👀 #i missed drawing him ok #stardew valley #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #stardew valley fanart #sdv fanart #stardew valley art #stardew shane #art #sdv shane fanart #my art <3 #sdv farmer #stardew valley farmer #sdv oc #stardew valley oc #farmer adriene #detroit become human #dbh #dbh hank #chicken husband #shane my beloved #shane x farmer #shane #yeapples art #yeapples sdv

[lordschmort]

Shane in a black turtleneck

#haven’t drawn him for a while. i miss him #stardew valley #fanart #sdv fanart #sdv shane #stardew shane #stardew fanart #chicken husband #shane #myart #digital art

[lucy-the-demon]

My therapist approves of shane

If that means anything to you people

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #stardew valley shitpost #sdv shane #shane stardew valley #sdv shitpost #stardew shane #shane sdv #shane stardew #stardew valley shane #shaneposting #my chicken husband #chicken husband #sdv chicken man

[ainsleysays]

Word around the Tumblrs lately has been interest in Shane's punk outfit from Emily's Eight Heart "Clothing Therapy" Event. And FOLKS. FOLKS. You know I've been obsessed. This was supposed to just be a sketch but I got caught up in it and had to finish it. And SunshineyRosie said fairyrose tattoo for Jas and I HAD TO.

*whispering* shaneshaneshaneshane

#Shane's clothing therapy #Punk Shane #Shane #Shane Matthews #Rage Monster #sdv shane #shane sdv #shane stardew valley #stardew shane #stardew valley shane #stardew valley #chicken husband #clothing therapy shane

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

Oh god he knows I have separation anxiety 😭

My emotional support chicken husband 🥺

#he’s my emotional support #chicken husband #sdv shane #shane sdv #shane stardew valley #stardew shane #stardew valley shane #shane stardew #shane x farmer #sdv #sdv farmer #he knows #emotional support #separation anxiety

[enbyofentropy]

Shane: your stupid Ed Sheeran song is stuck in my head

Farmer: And? My brain is full of metal music and it's your fault

#sdv shane #stardew valley #shane sdv #sdv #stardew shane #stardew valley shane #chicken husband #sdv farmer #sdv incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #incorrect sdv

[eindersein]

"Part of me is wondering if this isn't all some elaborate prank. I can't believe you'd actually want to marry someone like me."

Kane and Shane

He's my little sibling's farmer

#painting #digital painting #digital art #ibispaintdrawing #fanart #stardew fanart #stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew shane #Chicken husband #SDV #SDV Shane #sdv shane #Shane

[ranaraeuchle]

#sdv shane #stardew shane #shane stardew valley #shane sdv #chicken husband #ranart #pencil art #artists on tumblr

[bluechickenfeed]

shane stardew valley would love this

#shane stardew valley #sdv shane #chicken husband

[hellhoundmaggie]

Shane StardewValley developing a novel ornamental chicken breed with rare blue pigmentation from common stock without any loss in egg production

#There are some justifiable criticisms a person could make about Shane #“He’s lazy” is not one of them #idc about a messy room #Come back when you make a historic contribution to your field while holding down a demanding 9-5. Then you can call him lazy #shane stardew valley #shane sdv #stardew valley shane #sdv shane #sdv #stardew valley #chicken husband

[to-as-ter]

#shane sdv #sdv fanart #chicken husband #shane my beloved

[yeapples]

he doesn’t smile that often

babey

#stardew valley #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #sdv fanart #stardew shane #sdv shane fanart #my art <3 #stardew valley art #stardew valley fanart #art #illustration #animation #sdv sam #sdv morris #artists on tumblr #doodle #shane my beloved #chicken husband #moistcr1tikal #penguinz0 #stardew valley memes #stardew shitpost #yeapples animatic #yeapples art #yeapples sdv

[molliehaswords]

Trick or treat! 🕸️🎃

I was gonna give you a trick and use this as an excuse to reveal some ZestyBroke, but since you're actually helping me with writing that, I have an angsty treat for you instead.

Yes, you read that right. I have ANGST to share.

WIP/draft of the beginning of whenever I get to Shane's 6 Heart Event with Gracie in Storybrooke Farm:

The weather matched Gracie’s mood. It had been storming all day long, so, after she checked on the hens and the other animals, Gracie headed up to the mines to work through some of her frustrations. The night before had been one of the worst nights she’d had in quite some time. ~*~ It had started like any regular Friday evening. Everyone in town was gathered at the Stardrop for dinner, as usual. The “kids” were playing pool in the back; Robin and Demetrius were dancing; Philip and Harvey were talking shop; Pierre was trying to get Olivia to invest in his store. Surprisingly, the most out-of-place thing was the scowl darkening Shane’s face next to the fire. He hadn’t looked this grumpy since Gracie first arrived in town. She made a beeline for her buddy. Elbowing him in the side, she said, “Hey there, sunshine, what’s crack-a-lackin’?” He just grunted, rolled his eyes, and turned away. Concerned, Gracie gently touched his shoulder. “Seriously, man, you okay?” “Please just leave me alone, Freeport,” he grumbled, shaking her hand off his shoulder.  “All right, man, you got it.” Gracie put her hands up, then noticed Elliott waving her over. “I’ll be over there if you change your mind and want to chat.” With a glance over her shoulder, concerned for her friend, she left him to stew and plastered a big grin on her face.  “Hey there, birthday boy! I’ve got a present for you!” Gracie shouted cheerily at Elliott, pulling a bag of fresh pomegranates out of her backpack as she crossed the bar to him. Over the next couple hours, Gracie tried to ignore the grumpy presence in the corner and acted like everything was normal. She bought a couple rounds of drinks for everyone, she chatted with Lewis and Marnie about the upcoming fair. But all the while, something seemed wrong. Maybe it was the pale ale talking, but eventually she couldn’t stand it anymore and went back over to Shane. Punching him playfully, she said, “Dude, seriously. What is wrong? You’re glowering over here like someone just killed your best friend and you’re looking for revenge. And you keep glaring at me specifically. Did I do something?” “Bitch, just take your fake sympathy and leave me the fuck alone. Go flirt with Philip or Elliott or something,” Shane spat, just as the music quieted for a song change. Gracie’s eyes watered and her lip quivered a little before she steeled herself to reply. “Okay fine, be that way, asshole. Fuck you too. See if anyone else cares.” She grabbed her bag, slammed some cash into Emily’s hand, and left into the cold night air, tears stinging her eyes.

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#stardew valley #sdv shane #my writing #farmer Gracie #chicken husband #Shane 6 heart #sdv farmer #storybrooke farm

[lucy-the-demon]

If you have a brain you like Stardew shane

And If you don't, you probably like Shane Dawson

No offense tho

#stardew valley #stardew valley memes #sdv shane #shane stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley shane #stardew valley shitpost #sdv shitpost #i hate shane Dawson #shitpost #sdv memes #chicken husband #chicken man #blue chicken man #just give Shane some weed and he might end up making purple chickens or something #i had to download a photo of Shane Dawson for this meme #prey for my tortured soul #not like itll do anything #my athiest ass dont believe in that shit #but i do believe in miracles #and sdv shane is a miracle to #me..