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captainpirateface · 1 year

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wholesome-sharks · 1 year

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Sometimes it’s hard being a hammerhead shark because sometimes stuff just goes over your head because of the way it’s shaped

#hammerhead shark #shark problems

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fishyfishyfishtimes · 11 months

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Hot take, I really don’t think we should assign human morals onto animals and call them bad or evil. Fishblr has internalised this idea really well with sharks, and I think that’s good! Sharks don’t deserve all the fearmongering they suffer from in media. But… can we please remember to extend this to other animals too? Even to intelligent animals like dolphins (most commonly bottlenose dolphins) and orcas. It seems to be a counter to pop culture’s tendency to show dolphins as complete angels when they partake in some messed up things, but like…. Dolphins are still animals? They may be able to recognize themselves in mirrors and they may have language and culture and know how to use tools but their intelligence is still on the level of a human child (and how empathetic are those!!??). I see people talk about how evil dolphins are but I never see people talking about other animals the same way, like, why aren’t sea otters and their “evilness” the topic of discussion? :/

#i have seen people saying that its a joke or just a shorthand for saying that an animal is unpredictable.#but two things: is it r e a l l y a joke anymore?#and! if saying that an animal is evil is shorthand for the animal being dangerous or unpredictable; why not just say that!!??#when you call an animal evil it implies that the animal is aware of its actions as being malicious but it commits them anyway #this is rarely ever the case!#calling an animal dangerous or unpredictable better describes what the potential problem might be when you interact with said animal #anyway yeah you dont have to take my rambling to heart #fish #fishblr #biology #zoology #marine biology #shark #sharks #dolphin #dolphins are evil #dolphins

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sharks-are-friends-not-foes · 4 months

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Friendly Reminder 🦈

Please stop demonizing sharks 🙏

#sharks aren't the problem #respect the locals #shark awareness #advocacy for sharks #save the sharks #shark facts #shark blog #sharks #cartilaginous fish #shark post #sharks dont infest the oceans #protect the sharks #protect sharks

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thetragicallynerdy · 1 year

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#i have polls now and im about to make it everyone's problem #polls #bears #sharks #would you rather

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cosmicwhoreo · 6 months

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BEHOLD! I gave Pearl chronic headaches! now she's just like me fr fr-

#Eh thought I'd incorporate the whole memory problem thing from a Mermaid's Tale into me AU #She's not like a full blown amnesiac like Shadow the hedgehog or whatever but the more... Troubling memories are repressed #I think it'd be very interesting plot-wise #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #black pearl cookie #member of the salty shark AU #Beached mermaid AU

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deeply-unserious-fellow · 3 months

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Somebody told Vox about Shark Week and he immediately decided to recreate it in Hell because it meant he could just take over everyone's TV's and infodump abt sharks for a week straight and nobody could stop him. The other Vees have tried but eventually gave up. Alastor hops on the radio every year and just talks about how dolphins are cooler then sharks for an entire day just to piss off Vox. He doesn't actually care about dolphins he just wants to rile Vox up. Vox retaliates with a segment called "Why sharks are cooler then dolphins(fuck you Alastor)". Shark Week is an annual event and everybody just kinda has to sit through it.

#this man is AUTISTIC with a special interest in SHARKS and he is going to make it EVERYONE'S PROBLEM #hazbin hotel #vox #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #headcannon #late night ramblings

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junewild · 7 months

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obviously we all love both of these weeks passionately, but if you had to choose one to be your favorite, would it be:

#k talks #fat bear week #shark week #personally i prefer fat bears BUT i would argue that the act of ranking them creates and imposed an artificial hierarchy that is not okay #ALL bears are beautiful #but so are all sharks. so you see my problem

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babykittenteach · 3 months

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This post (suggestive) came along the dash and I had to use those knee tattoos.

#OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #Ed Teach #Important Notes:#The person who reblogged that was sherlockig but I don't want to guilt them by association in the post esp since I didn't ask.#Used different pose ref and didn't keep any of the model's other tattoos hopefully that's alright #and ikea's got other problems than bits of shark plushie in backgrounds tbh #art i'm proud of

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captainpirateface · 1 year

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deppressedkitty · 9 months

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onefey · 1 year

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let's cut to the chase, zelda fandom. you're not gonna spout incredibly hateful (and sometimes downright misogynistic) things about yona just because she is prince sidon's fiancé. you're going to at least treat her with the same respect you'd give any other character. if you're upset because you're into sidlink you're going to remember that healthy polyamory or amicable breakups or gentle rewrites of canon or other numerous solutions exist, and if you don't like her or think nintendo made her specifically to spite sidlink shippers (they didn't, get your head out of your own ass 🙄) you're still going to be polite.

you are above taking potshots at female characters who "get in the way" of your ship, okay?

#the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk #totk spoilers #prince sidon #yona #i am putting this in the sidlink tag because i mentioned that ship and it is a plea bc i have already seen.. so much bullshit #im not big into the ship myself but i respect how much of this fanbase likes it. im just begging. be nice.#this would be a different problem if there was actual erasure going on but there wasn't. your gay shark is now your bisexual shark. move on #fey rambles #edit: okay it's been enough time the ship tag has been removed. Be Nice.

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scarlettriot · 1 year

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Hi. Sorry I’ve been quiet. But I had a horny thot to drop off for you guys this evening:

Kiri looooves to take selfies with you. You post them on instagram all the time and everyone comments about how cute the two of you look. And then he goes on his own account to tell them how it’s really just you. He’s got no idea how so much adorableness comes from one person!

And everyone gushes about how sweet your big, bulky, pro hero husband is.

But what they don’t know about the red headed giant is that just out of frame, he’s got the hem of your pretty sundress all bunched up, and his cock is stuffed soooo deep inside your warm walls.

In fact 90% of the selfies you two take he’s either got his fingers inside you or his cock. Telling you, you just look so cute right now! C’mon sweets, take a photo with me! And of course you oblige, just to feel his cock twitch inside you the moment you post the photo for everyone to see. No one knows what you two are really up to, everyone assuming you guys are the most innocent couple ever.

#this is so self indulgent #sorry #no I’m not #I just have a problem #I need him and his cock rn #scarishima♡#best red rock shark ♥️🦈#Kirishima smut

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sharkgirldick · 4 months

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Transphobes will find the thinnest logic possible to call a trans woman a pedophile and act like they said something with any actual weight.

#text post #shark thoughts #transphobia tw #got really lame anon hate saying it was gross that I called my/other trans women's dicks 'girldicks' and to stay away from little girls #the funniest part was they said 'i don't call it my girl vagina I can it my woman vagina' like lmao no you don't #you just call it your vagina. as it turns out genitals are (incorrectly) highly gendered so I have to specify #no one bats an eye at woman having girls night with their girl friends so don't act like this is a real problem

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thejakeformerlyknownasprince · 10 months

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What are some instances of retconning in animorphs that you have noticed? (aside from the first book)

Honestly, Animorphs is not bad. Compared to Sherlock Holmes or Percy Jackson, there's hardly any retconning at all. Compared to series like Dune or X-Men that built in-story retcon mechanisms because of the infinite overlapping retcons, Animorphs is practically airtight. Not Harry Potter or Mistborn airtight, sure, but better than any other multi-authored 20+ book series I know.

However, there are some. Ax's mention in #8 of occasional hork-bajir wars doesn't fit with Hork-Bajir Chronicles showing they have no concept of violence before andalites arrive. Cassie's line about "my niece" in #37 is not in line with her saying her parents are her only family in #49. Rachel suspects at times that Jordan's a controller (#12, #22) but in #49 Jordan's dismissed as even a potential threat.

And then there's the absolute clusterfuck of Tobias's parentage.

In #3, he says "my parents died." In #13, it's "both my folks left a long time ago." In Andalite Chronicles, when Elfangor asks about Loren: "She disappeared. When I was just little... I guess she died." In #23, he says "both my parents are dead." But also DeGroot says "Your father... who died? That may not have been your real father" implying a stepfather we never meet. After Elfangor's will it kinda falls into place, but even then...

Elfangor says he and Loren were ~14 mentally, ~18 physically, when they got to Earth, and that "when she was ready by human standards, I married her." He mentions getting multiple college degrees, but that it's only "three years later" that the Ellimist abducts him back to space. No one apparently notices he was gone — Ax has no idea Elfangor lived on Earth, and didn't notice him missing (#8), so... he time-traveled back and lived those three years twice? And no one noticed him being seven years older because... Ellimist fuckery? There's mention of Loren dating someone else after Al's "death", so at least the random step-dad is consistent. But Loren doesn't mention him in #49, so I guess she got remarried and rewidowed between Tobias's birth and his third birthday, and then she forgot him.

Anywhoo, it kind of lines up sorta if you squint, but I'm 99.9% sure that there was some degree of retcon somewhere in there.

#animorphs #tobias fangor #loren fangor #elfangor sirinial shamtul #to be honest my biggest peeve with andalite chronicles is that it almost OVER-explains things #so that the explanation just draws attention to the holes and makes its own problems rather than fixing anything #voodoo shark #as they say on tv tropes #like #the series works just fine if loren remembers elfangor up until the accident and if chapman remembers everything the whole time #neither one of them needs random ellimist-induced mindfuckery to explain their behavior #oh and it works as well if tobias's aunt (who doesn't like him and barely talks to him) just lied or dodged anytime his parents came up #we don't need the convoluted fuckery with loren having two - possibly three - disappearing husbands

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ninjasmudge · 7 months

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STOP MAKING PHONES SO BIG! STOP MAKING THEM SO WIDE!! A PHONE DOESNT NEED TO BE SO BIG THAT YOU NEED BOTH HANDS TO COMFORTABLY HOLD IT WHILE USING IT!! WHAT IF IM HOLDING SOMETHING IN THE OTHER HAND! STOP MAKING PHONES BIGGER!!!

#I DONT HAVE HUGE HANDS BUT I DONT HAVE LIKE. SMALL HANDS #AND IF IM HAVING THIS PROBLEM THEN A LOT OF OTHER PPL ARE TOO #IM LOOKING FOR A NEW PHONE AND THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BIGGER AND I CANT FUCKING HOLD THEM EASILY!!!!!#THEY DONT NEED TO BE THAT BIG BESTIE THIS SUCKS!!#shark talks #more like shark rants #anyway

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