#shawn ogg

[pratchettquotes]

Shawn took a deep breath and leaned over the battlements.

"Halt! Who Goes There?" he said.

A ringing voice came up from below.

"It's me, Shawn. Your mum."

"Oh, hello, Mum. Hello, Mistress Weatherwax."

"Let us in, there's a good boy."

"Friend or Foe?"

"What?"

"It's what I've got to say, Mum. It's official. And then you've got to say Friend."

"I'm your mum."

"You've got to do it properly, Mum," said Shawn, in the wretched tones of one who knows he's going to lose no matter what happens next, "otherwise what's the point?"

"It's going to be Foe in a minute, my lad."

"Oooaaaww, Mum!"

"Oh, all right. Friend, then."

"Yes, but you could just be saying that--"

"Let us in right now, Shawn Ogg."

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

#shawn ogg #nanny ogg #granny weatherwax #esme weatherwax #lords and ladies #discworld #terry pratchett #lancre #guards #guard duty #official #duty #family #mothers #sons #awkward #embarrassed #mom issues #work life balance #friend or foe #who goes there? #long quote

[softboiledwonderland]

"Are you Friend or Foe, Mum?"

—Shawn Ogg

#discworld #terry pratchett #shawn ogg #girl help I need to read like 6 more books this month for my goodreads challenge but all I want to do is reread terry pratchett #lords and ladies

[dimity-lawn]

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #lords and ladies #witches #lancre #lancre castle #the oggs #shawn ogg #john mulaney

[firstofficerrose]

Shawn Ogg and Georgie Crusoe could start a "I'm effectively the entire government of a very small village/country" club.

#Shawn ogg #georgie crusoe #wooden overcoats #carpe jugulum

[tashhxpp]

still my favorite piece of art

#fanart #doodle #digital fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #shawn fonteno #gta #gta 5 #gta v #steven ogg #ned luke #christmas

[henry-blake-offishial]

Happy motherfucking birthday to one of the greatest video games of all time! 10 years!! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

#Ain't this a shitty cheesy pic lol #gta v #trevor philips #michael de santa #franklin clinton #ned luke #Steven ogg #Shawn fonteno #Rockstar games

[therogerclarkfanclub]

Roger and Rob just wrapped up Fanboy Expo in Tennessee, but the fun doesn't stop there! Next weekend they will make their way to Phoenix, AZ for GameOn Expo!

As if Rob & Roger weren't enough of a great experience, they will also be joined by Ned Luke, Shawn Fonteno and Steven Ogg!

#roger clark #rob wiethoff #john marston #arthur morgan #rdr2 #gta5 #ned luke #shawn fonteno #steven ogg

[sonoraswinds]

i died

#gta v #trevor philips #michael de santa #franklin clinton #shawn fonteno #steven ogg #ned luke

[trevorfrankmichael]

Do my eyes betray me?? The man who is NOT a cartoon is gonna be there?? If any of y’all are in Phoenix..

#gta 5 #gta v #tonya speaks #michael de santa #trevor philips #franklin clinton #steven ogg #ned luke #shawn fonteno

[chloe12801]

This is so silly and cute, love seeing them together (from 2021)

Steven talking about someone blowing shit out their ass onto a wall and it being impressive 🤧

#cafa #gta #grand theft auto #gta v #grand theft auto v #trevor philips #franklin clinton #Shawn fonteno #steven ogg #also Steven and Shawn saying people don’t like them #yeah we doo #Youtube #cafa oc

[tigertofu]

IS ANYONE ON GTABLR ALSO GOING TO THE PHOENIX CON THAT OGG ND LUKE ND FONTANO WILL BE AT ? !!!

#gtav #gta v #trevor philips #michael de santa #franklin clinton #gta #steven ogg #ned luke #shawn fontano

[abadleer]

Ned shared a photo that I have in the background 🤧🤧

#michael townley #franklin clinton #trevor philips #ned luke #steven ogg #shawn fonteno #gta #grand theft auto v #gtav #gta 5 #fic #fanart

[capuletcunt]

LETS GOOOO

#gta v #gta 5 #trevor philips #michael de santa #franklin clinton #steven ogg #ned luke #shawn fonteno #rockstar games #grand theft auto #grand theft 5

[firstofficerrose]

Shawn Ogg can play ragtime music on his trumpet when he's being the Herald.

#which isn't too say he can play it *well* #Shawn Ogg #carpe jugulum #discworld #gnu terry pratchett #witches novels #rose reads #rose rambles

[miss-shotover]

Granny Weatherwax has such powerful Old West gunslinger vibes sometimes.

There's that moment in Carpe Jugulum where she makes her dramatic entrance at Lancre Castle and it's basically a CLASSIC Western. The town (Lancre) has been overrun by a gang of bandits (Vampires). They've taken the Mayor (Verence) and the Marshall (basically everyone else but let's say Shawn Ogg) and they plan to settle in and stay, controlling the town from now on (drinking everyone's blood etc). The doors of the saloon open. A figure in black stands framed against the sunlight. She can barely stand up, but she holds herself together, her hand hovering over the holster on her hip.

The stories have so many influences and of course the comparison falls apart later on as new influences enter and get woven in. But there's always a High Noon Weatherwax Showdown.

If I could draw, I would draw so many gunslinger Weatherwax AUs.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #terry pratchett #granny weatherwax #esmerelda weatherwax #the lancre coven #lancre #nanny ogg #magrat garlick

[monstrous-tournament]

Next tournament announcement!

Hear ye, hear ye!

The next tournament will be the

Lancre and the Chalk Characters Tournament!!

This tournament will feature side characters from all Witches and Tiffany Aching books EXCEPT any witches (because we already had that tournament!)

We're going to add a few characters that aren't from Lancre or the Chalk but do feature as side characters in Witches books, such as Ella Saturday and Walter Plinge, as "honorary Lancrastrians/Chalk inhabitants".

I'll post the current list under the readmore; please let me know who else to put in there - we have too many for a 16 character bracket, but not enough yet for a 32 character one. It's in alphabetical order, not any kind of seed order. Put the characters that you think should be in here too in the replies, send me an ask, whatever works for you!

Baron Saturday

Casanunda

Daft Wullie

Duchess Felmet

Duke Felmet

Ella Saturday

Greebo

Hodgesaargh

Jason Ogg

Jeannie, kelda of the Feegles

Mightily Oats

Mr Pounder

Mr. Salzella

Rob Anybody

Roland de Chumsfanleigh (Pronounced Chuffley - it's not his fault)

Shawn Ogg

Toad (from the Tiffany Aching books)

Verence II

Vlad de Magpyr

Walter Plinge

#not a bracket #bracket prep #discworld tournament #discworld brackets #discworld bracket #discworld polls #discworld poll #lancre and the chalk