#she has no right to sound like that

[idoitanyways]

Dianthus: That feeling... When did you first feel it?

Ein: On that mountain, I would've never made it if it wasn't for you.

Ein on the mountain...

Dianthus: What do you want?

Ein: (Mommy???)

#harvestella #dianthus #bruh her voice #she has no right to sound like that #love at first words??? #so much aural attraction

[rainymoodlet]

after eight in-game hours and lots of support from a very panicked morris, kameyo brought sweet little george shibusa into the world 🌾

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 stardew valley #;stardew #sim: kameyo #sim: morris #sim: georgie #|| #she was confident and happy thru the entire pregnancy right up until the final hours of labor #and she was PISSED and SAD for the whole night #morris was so supportive 🥹 #he is so excited to be a daddy omg #and god he’s just I HAVE A LITERAL CRUSH ON MY OWN SIM Y’ALL #HE LOOKS SO GOOD… #a caring and supportive man?? #we love to see it #he has morris’ frown and brown eyes AND hair what a cutie #i’m on break at workkk i love you all!! 🥹🙏 #also yes his nickname is meant to sound sorta like joja on purpose… #morris has a Problem fhfhfhf

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.

Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:

Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*

He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D

#He's like one of those huge ass frogs that stand up all weird and just screech “REEEE" whenever she gives affection back at first #He's “dead”. His soul has left his body #“Ugh. BE MY WIFE” #like I know I have Odysseus being the “romantic” one currently in my stuff that I've shared but it's just that he was all in from the #beginning but it took her longer to “warm up to it”/believe it. Also with her being SICK in my fic right now. she's not able to do much #but she's just as lovey dovey and cuddly. she's just SICK right now and she was in denial in the beginning. #*kissing his face a bunch while he's sleepy* “You decide to attack me when I'm at my weakest?” *makes a loud “Mwah” sound on his cheek* #I love them soooooo much #odypen #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #my headcanons #Water Wife

[screwpinecaprice]

Another random pencil sketchdump while I wait for my laptop to charge.

Oval-shaped faces are personally tricky to do digitally compared on paper. And guess who has an oval-shaped face??

On the third pic's bottom left, I tested giving Connie a little heart-shape to see how it looks because heart-shapes are relatively the easiest to me digitally; maybe I can cheat a bit there, you know? (And it works great for others.) And to be honest.. I'm really not sure about it. :/ I definitely like the one on the right more. But how the heck is it so hard to do on the tabbbbb?

Oh! Also skitched @pogostikk's short-haired Connie and clown boi Steven. I love them. 🥺💕

#connverse #spinearl #They're suppose to be in a car and maybe she wants to order. They originally weren't suppose to be in a car but here we are. #Ohhhhh helll nooo Spinel looks like FNaF The Fourth Closet Circus Baby. 😭 #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Quartz Universe #Idk what she want at Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall though. #Yooo I am so jealous with their world. Befriending the Diamond empire definitely means the expansion of their observable universe. Because #like. They godda share what they know right? #Rose Quartz #Rose Quartz SU #Peridot SU #Pink Pearl SU #Spinel SU #Lapis Lazuli SU #human AU I guess? #My laptop is dying. I can't use it while charging anymore. #lol short-haired Connie sounds like a breed of cat or dog #I am obsessed with taking inspirations from bluebells for Connie's hair. #Rose has a square jaw.. I just realized only for some reason while drawing that. #Oh the girl with the short curly hair is just a random person. #Once I imagined Lapis having a goth-hippy style and it never left my head. Problem is I'm not good at thinking a design. #MAN it's so frickin cold here right now. I feel so cold my muscles heckin hurt. And it's just rainy weather. I'm pretty sure I'm going to #die the moment I encounter snow. #SU #my shiz #skedoobles

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well. #and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah.... #'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact. #she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns. #'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ... #that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked. #'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED. #because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW. #She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing? #chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear. #Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that. #between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks - #'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums. #rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit. #i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way. #i think . I think it's hot. #enough to turn you to drink isn't it! #u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant? #does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world. #whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

[andtosaturn]

if anyone talks shit about jack antonoff i will show up to your house and begin an intimidation campaign that would put the men in black to shame

#you know taylor has the most creative say in her own work right. like you know every second of the song is meticulously created by her right #you think she would let someone do whatever they want with her music that she's not 100% happy with? #maybe you just don't like synthetic sounds in music! that's fine! but don't blame my little guy for that! #or.... maybe you just don't like some of taylor's music! and that's fine too! #shut up claire

[vilsoo]

dont piss me off… why tf do these npcs think bayonetta is a style and label asian ppl wearing rimless glasses “bayonetta” ??? 😭😭😭😭

#𝐍°⦗ 𝑴𝑬𝑺𝑺𝒀 𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲 .ᐟ ﹕ ̊ ̟𐦍 #we need to bring back gatekeeping cuz yall literally dont know who bayonetta is #HONEY SHE IS A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER. #IT IS NOT A FUCKING STYLE OR A CORE AESTHETIC #oh my god #i hate you all so much #also apparently op was sexualizing a 15yo in the second screenshot oop- #yeah still fucking dumb as hell #it just doesnt sound right #‘frameless bayonetta’ stfuuu #like this has the energy of a child who just learned a new word and wont stop saying it #twitter is so far gone #i will never forgive yall for reducing bayonetta as just ‘glasses’ i hate yall

[plenaurum]

i will never forgive suzanne for robbing us of the everlark reunion…katniss getting all giddy and excited to touch peeta again and hug him and kiss him and see his smile and hear his laugh only for him to try to kill her because he’s been hijacked into thinking she’s a threat…COLLINS YOU WILL BE DEALT WITH!

#suzanne collins #she’s SICK for that #everlark #mockingjay #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #SNOW is sick for that WTF! #just imagine a happy but weary peeta smiling at katniss when he first wakes up #happy to see her safe and sound #being all like ‘hey sweetheart’ #them talking to one another about what’s been happening during their separation #katniss happy to have peeta back but noticing the damage snow has done to him #noticing the slightly hollow look in his eyes #the way his skin clings to his bones #the way he flinches when someone touches him unexpectedly #ERUGHHHH SUZANNE! #i’m literally at the part where katniss is about to see peeta again and i had to stop right there bc i couldn’t go any further

[golden-girl-daisy]

Living with a shiba is no different than living with a velociraptor. (Sound on)

#leia organa #dog #puppy #shiba inu #video #sound on #shiba scream #velociraptor #sin pin #she jump #puppy tantrum #that’s pippa’s big pen that’s like a fancy industrial outdoor cat pen my grandma bought and never used #so it’s like over six feet tall in the front and back and maybe like four feet on the sides? #it has more ​panels but it’s smaller right now to try to get Pippa not to pee in it as much #leia is in there because she and Pippa got into a fight over a toy so they both are in different kennels for time out and to cool down #this is also why I couldn’t crate train her because she’d do this from 12am to 6am straight #like ma’am I have neighbors I share walls with #last time she was in this pen she figured out how to use the latch after about 20 minutes #you can see how she can jump on my dining room table and destroy all my things with that vertical leap

[chidoroki]

May 16th - Happy Birthday Vanessa - ft: her tvtropes

#black clover #vanessa enoteca #rouge #bc manga #my edits #im gonna sound like a broken record at this point but yea i only remembered it was her bday yesterday thanks to some tweets #so naturally this was done in a rush. wish i couldve had more time to think of better panels for some but at least i managed to finish.. #ANYWAYS! i love this woman with all my heart and cant wait til she has some more awesome moments in the story. i mean.. #she has to. right? now that she rejoined the battle with the silvas? yeah? god im begging on my knees. also..not that it matters on #this blog but..DAMN does she resemble hsr jade or what? the pink hair. huge hat. overwhelming beauty.. like sweet lord. im in awe.

[bulkhummus]

do you understand how this rewired my fucking brain ….. they were grad students together…….carlos cant remember decades…we were both trying to prove ourselves… lubelle will march over anything and anyone…… cecils swiss cheese brain ….

#everyone worried about carlos……. enough to go looking for him #im was trying to find connections between dr. kayali in 55 and janet #kayali knew carlos as a professor who disappeared on sabbitical #lubelle knew carlos as a fellow grad student #dr blake knows carlos as someone who made an impact long enough at the university that his portrsit was both hung and taken down #he also took over carlos’ role as lubelles right hand man (implied by cecil stating it ) #which means either carlos was not telling the full truth and extent of his relationship to lubelle (highly likely) #or its a time and memory weirdness #but i keep thinking about the line we were young and trying to prove ourselves…….. #it sounds so unnecessarily foreboding to me like whatd they get up to what did they do #that made carlos question her ethics #i bet they were rewarded for it #i bet it ate him up inside sitting atop of an achievement that was ethically shakey for years #until he has a break down and dips #also so egotisical that she sets up a campus in town lol and makes herself the dean #on top of sacred ground #kayali said he was gone for decades…… so funny how decades keep haunting carlos what does it mean what DOES IT MEAN #wtnv #welcome to night vale

[godofsmallthings]

the way equating love with drinking/drugs has become such a staple in taylor's writing is so interesting because it's such a common metaphor but she somehow manages to explore so many iterations of it from different angles: sometimes it's soft and tipsy. sometimes it's wasted and wild. sometimes it's malicious and addictive, but not automatically so. sometimes it's leading you astray, but other times it's leading you to your truest desires.

#anyway. i need to fall in love like right now. #also the way she's spoken about her relationship to alcohol on eras a few times rlly gave me pause #and made me wonder if the reason she has returned to this specific metaphor so much is deeper than it just being a good metaphor #and more because her experiences with love and substances actually parallel each other #that's maybe more speculation than i should be doing on tumblr dot com but it's rlly interesting to think abt #anyway slut! i love you sooooo much #the way it just sounds like a drunken haze too is so good #vi is typing...

[brooklynisher]

1. Saw the length of the video and wondered if Spine was actually going to say anything nice about GG (Answer: Not really. Had a few things to say about Spider-Man though.)

2. GG has multiple bodies

#idk if he was referring to Delilah or what but hey that’s pretty freaky #it sounds about right #curious to know how the bots deal with her when she’s giant #TBF in the first Radio Adventure episode I automatically aussumed GG was giant for some reason #the big booming voice and the nervousness from the bots about her other features made me think she was massive though I know she’s small #so maybe it’s that #or maybe he’s referring to that time she turned into a dragon #IDK #point is #GG can be giant if she wants to #I like to think that she only has the choice between her tiny body and her massive body #so she chooses her tiny body for the sake of convenience #now imagine if she manages to get her consciousness into that tiny little figurine too #then how many bodies will she have?? #steam powered giraffe #spg #the spine spg #gg the giraffe #my stuff

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Oh god, @carpp art has- damn it-

Okoooo-kay, I thought of this- but au where- au where Sera and Lucifer switched places- so theres a different time line and stuff-

Woukd lilith leave in this au?? Probably but also I don't really want her to so- tech- technicalities it's fine I'll figure that all out later-

Uhhh nit really a side note but I do think Emily and sera aren't like, blood sisters, but they call eachother sisters because their both seraphms and sera raised her in canon right? So in this au Lucifer and Emily would be brother/sister because he raised her and is also a seraphim so-

I think he and Emily would be around the same height, Lucifer being taller by a inche or 2 though. Idk, it's like, 2 am and I should really go to sleep-

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel sera #hazbin hotel lilith #lilra #serith #devils halo #so if lucofer is an apple what woukd sera be- #the sky?? #no lol umm #this is relevent cause au nameing lol #blue hell skies au #or something??? #idk uhhh angles. wings. blue. eyes. halos. demons. horns. thats what im working with. maybe smth with lust?? #no fic ofc- only au im doing a fic about is the Hazbins Fallen au so- the rest are honestly just random aus i pick off the top of my head #anyways- right au name #.....blueberry something?? #....yeah no- #halos in hell au #maybe? #damn the tags are jsut being flooded in my ramblings- sorry guys!! #the blue bird and the ram au #maybe?? i mean sera remind sme of blue and if she has wings whiich means birds and lilith is a goat/sheep and stuff- #this reminds me i gitta draw my charlie deisgn for the hazbins fallen au actually- #that dkes sound like the best au name out of them all tho so??

[aetheternity]

"Venti stans are low key annoying complaining about Venti not being the main focus of the Windblume festival."

First off we do not care. Second off ok???? Literally every character stan complains about their fave not getting enough screen time hop off.

It isn't even about screen time for me. It's about the fact that Venti hasn't truly felt like Venti in several updates. The last time he truly felt like himself was during Weinlesefest but even then he still didn't feel like the Venti we met all the way back during the first archon quest. And I don't wanna hear "hE hAd cHaRaCtEr dEvLoPmEnT." Cause no that isn't what happened, he regressed as a character. He's becoming fanon Venti in game. He gets used for alcohol jokes and Paimon calls him lazy then he dips. 🙄

"He was just in the Lantern Rite.." Shut Up. Shut Up. Shut all the fucking way up! He was terrible in LR and honestly if you cut Venti out of LR you basically have the same event. He did literally nothing of substance and he shouldn't have been there at all.

The first Windblume festival centered around Venti and showed us more of Venti being Mondstadt's archon. The second Windblume festival has barely anything to do with him. Excuse us if we're fucking disappointed, we have every right to be. Like I said literally every character's stans complain about them not getting enough screen time. Yeah sure if every Mondstadt event centered Venti it'd get old but the biggest problem is they decided to center a MONDSTADT EVENT around fucking SUMERU CHARACTERS. Fucking Collei gets more screen time than any Mondstadt character. Which wouldn't be a problem but this is a main Mondstadt event. Even though Venti was in LR 3 he wasn't a main focus he was a background character to the rest of the cast. Which is what Collei should've been cut out Tighnari and Cyno.

Mondstadt has so many underutilized characters and their screen time got spliced for the Sumeru fuckers who already have too much screen time. The entire last five updates have had Cyno in almost everything and Tighnari as well and while Collei has less screen time than them she has yet to be under used. If this was about Collei meeting up with Amber again they could've had that in a different event. If this was about Collei facing her anxiety it could've happened in a different event. They should've just had Sucrose helping Mondstadters cause guess what? You think this is going to be the last time a nation's event gets characters bombarding in? Hell no Fontaine is coming soon we're one hundred percent going to get nation festivals with random characters that have nothing to do with anything probably until the end of the game.

We'll see how happy ya'll are when your fave gets less screen time for some randos that have nothing to do with the nation you care about.

#venti #windblume breath #windblume festival 3.5 #tw vent #idc if this sounds entitled #like what're you going to do about that #like we literally just got Mika introduced and he has less screen time than the sumeru cast so far #we have fucking Noelle and oh shocker I didn't see my baby Diona anywhere looks like they forgot about her again! #this is a main Mondstadt event you can't slap the title Windblume festival on it then have it mostly center randos from other nations #even if Venti wasn't the focus Collei should've had less screen time #She has plenty of time to get over her damn anxiety in another event this shouldn't have been so about her #genshin impact #come at me fuckers #i said what i said #i said what needed to be said #And I'm not taking it back #And yes I am saying all of this while having enjoyed Cyno's appearance but I am still disappointed and I have the right to that

[thecruellestmonth]

Many moons ago when I was a kiddie and I saw Under the Red Hood for the first time, I turned to my mom during the credits and asked her if she'd want me to avenge her if she ever got murdered.

And of course I was fishing for an answer like, "Nooo, I want what's best for you, of course I'd want you to find peace."

But her expression got all dark and she said, "Yes. Avenge me."

#She also said‚ ''I don't care about Batman's white people bullshit!" But I'm not including that bc then the post would sound fake. #And then I was like haha you're kidding right? And her face stayed all dark and she was like No. #My mom is really tiny btw. #This is what I mean when I say that the Anglosphere has no idea what Buddhists are like.