#she went to kindergarten!!!

[nerime]

my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭

#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh #they keep coming back to the topic #and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept #in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well #and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else #my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip #and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said #sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys) #and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative #while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else #and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something' #wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore #and she went like hm 🤔 #also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly #in a nasty way #all of them do #im so tired #she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people #and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up #and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me #sorry i am on a work trip and suffering #transphobia tw #neri stfu

[neuvifuri]

still obsessed with how alhaitham went to half a day of school as a child before begging his grandmother to homeschool him.

#this is my favorite alhaitham fact #his grandmother also wanted to start him in school early so he was probably only like five or six if we assume sumeru has kindergarten #the breaked for lunch and he just left school and went to his grandmother and was like #''you can’t make me go back there'' #and she was like ?? ok #and so she homeschooled him #and he didn’t go back to proper school until she died #alhaitham #lore #mine💫 #this is especially funny that one of his idle lines is ''book learning alone is not enough to constitute intelligence'' #my man you literally only read books for the first half of your life #genshin impact

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

kindergarten pisses me off. that baby should be failing at climbing trees and going to storytime

#i was unschooled until 1st grade and my little sister wemt to kindergarten #it was a horrible thing to witness. i didn't really know what happened in kindergarten until she went #and it was awful. why this bitch bringing home worksheets. WHY ARE THEY GRADING 5 YR OLDS #pussygator proclamations

[findafight]

Putting out into the universe Demi romantic Steve. He likes flirting and physical stuff but he also wants a Real Connection and for him it takes a seemingly too long time. He wants the Spark he talked about for more than just physical chemistry. That's why he's struggling with second dates. He WANTS to feel romantic attraction but doesn't realize that he's not operating on the same field as most others and doesn't want to date if he doesn't really know them.

With Nancy he was low-key going through the motions and legit wanted to like her and they got closer before they were "official" and he fell really hard because Nancy is Nancy. When he confessed to Robin and then immediately changed gears it was because those crush feelings were stemming from his big fat (like absolutely MASSIVE) squish on her because Robin is amazing, and so cool, and obviously he wants her to be in his life, so it wasn't hard for him to go into supportive bestie mode and not get romantic feelings.

Idk I want arospec Steve I think it fits him and his frustration in his journey and search for (romantic) love.

#steve harrington #stranger things #platonic stobin #this could be pre #steddie #listen. he was so jealous of the guy his nuggets idolized but also who sounded like a good dude and then UD stuff #and then DEALING with the upsidedown with eddie?? shared custody?? steve is like wow why cant my dates feel like this...wait a second... #hes like yeah id make out with eddie but could we build a home? *proceeds to live in domestic bliss* oh shit yeah ok #also LISTEN. LISTEN. steve had the stupidest squish on robin he was like a kindergartener asking to be friends. #he wanted to be her bff and was like what is a gf if not a bff that you kiss? do i have a crush on robin? and when she shut it down he went #into FULL bestie mode. he was so ready. possibly even releaved. because sometimes he gets squishes and crushes mixed up. bc 80's #and amatonormativity. stobin's greatest enemy. #finda's rambles #yes maybe i do put steddie tags on these so ppl will see them hehehe but also its kinda relevant! #demiro steve

[socialbunny]

i know in my heart darleen is a teacher but i cant settle on what grade she would teach

#chat #i wanted it to be kindergarten but idk if she wouldddd #she teaches elementary aged children tho. might go with 3rd grade but shit. i change shit all the time #anyways she went to school to be a teacher and she loves teaching but it was never her dream #she wanted to be an accomplished author and travel around the world #and she did right after she graduated with her fiance 😏 darren #but only for a year bc they found out she was pregnant with dirk <3 #started talking abt a whole nother thing but darleen is a really good teacher really fun and creative and #all her students love her. and its a happy medium to get to accomplish her dream :)

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

stan’s not allowed to take nuvia (staig daughter) for haircuts anymore because the one time he did when she was like six he took her to sportsclips and let her pick out whatever she wanted and she came home with a fuck ass bob.

#she wanted t swift 1989 bob and was very much happy with her hair at the time but now REFUSES to look at pics from that era #craig came home and was just like. well. that’s certainly a haircut! but quickly said he did love it when nuvia’s eyes started to water #later went to stan and asked WHY he let her cut off nearly all of her goddamn hair. went from waist length to barely underneath ears. #‘that’s what she wanted!’ ‘would you let her have CANDY for breakfast if that’s what she wanted??’ #nuvia tucker-marsh vs the fuck ass bob from kindergarten #sorry i love staig family so much…too much perhaps. #finally published staig family fic on ao3 last night under izzyiswriting if u guys care to read! #staig family #nuvia tucker-marsh #my oc #south park #my hcs #how did i get here how did i get to the point in my life where im un ironically making south park ocs #whateva!

[ask-teen-dorks-au]

Hey how are you kid ?? Do you have any interests or hobbies??

[Kidd] I'm not that good at it, but it's fun so i don't really care.

#🌟 mod void💜 #Kinderdorks | Asks #kindergarten kidd #if you don't know alice lives with kidd (so do the huxley twins and nugget but thats beside the point) #so basically when kidd started drawing he went to alice because she's been drawing for years and knows more abt it #anyway i FINALLY ANSWERED THIS #so sorry to the person who asked this for putting it off for so long

[cheezyharu]

Pokeddexy 2023 | day 28: Cutest Pokemon

Can't exactly decide between Alcremie, Pachirisu and Fidough, so I just go for all 3!

(extra ramblings under cut)

hey everyone! Originally I was gonna post this last night, but sleeping for only 3 hours the night prior and back to school post break hits me a bit harder than I expected :P

Supposedly today IS the final day for Pokeddexy, but because of reasons above (and slight delays before because homework is pain) my best bet is that this challenge won't be finished until the end of this week.

I only have 3 days left, I'm not gonna give up this far, not anymore, ESPECIALLY when I'm so excited to do day 31

#Allie the Alcremie #Patsu the Pachirisu #Fig the Fidough #Allie is a kindergarten caretaker #While both Fig and Patsu are in the kindergarten she works in #Fig and Patsu always fights each other over who gets to “keep” Allie #This... usually ends with them realizing Allie had already gone to take care of other kids and getting really grumpy #Which lasts for 5 minutes before they get back to fighting again #pokemon gijinka #pokémon #pokemon #pokeddexy #pokeddexy 2023 #pokemon fanart #fanart #alcremie #pachirisu #fidough #Actually originally it's just Allie #But then something came to me and I went "fuck it let's throw in 2 more

[britneyshakespeare]

funny thing happened when i was subbing fourth grade technology today. a boy raised his hand when i introduced myself as miss (last name) and said "there used to be someone who looked JUST like you who worked at after care a few years ago."

"that was me >:)"

and he was like... honestly *____*-facing

#idk how to describe the emotions of the *____* (an underrated fav of mine) thats why art is so much more eloquent than words #tales from diana #some kids realize it's me and im the same person #oh when i was working for the after school program i went by miss diana. important detail #we all did first names except for my coworker who was a para at the school during the day she still went by her last name. naturally #bc that's what all the kids knew her as already #but yeah like my boss was mr. bruce for instance #i had a boy in one second grade class seemingly FORGET me? he was a kindergartener #i had just walked into the room a minute ago and i said '(his name) stop that' and he was like 'how do you know my name?' #uhm. because we've played stratego together. #another girl in his grade (now a second grader) who used to really love me and always seems happy to see me subbing #she asked me one time 'why did you change your name?' 'i didnt!' and she was like: :0000 #me explaining to my friends that i have a first AND last name #also in that fourth grade class was my first grader i used to tutor when school was still remote! #he's so big now jesus fuckin christ #he asked me if i. like. PREFER to be called miss (last name) bc w him i just went by diana #and i was like 'well. you know my name and thats ok but just call me what all the other kids are supposed to call me' lol #if you run into me at the grocery store you can say hi diana. at school it's miss b #he's funny he always doesn't like to seem too attached or affectionate (he was like that when he was young too) but i can tell #he's always happy to see me around :)

[zaggyzoo]

worst babysitter ever 😭

#went to pick up niece at kindergarten today and she was supposed to sleep a bit after and stay the afternoon with us #but she didn't sleep and was tired and ended up falling asleep at 17.30 😭 #i hope she'll manage to go to bed not too late after dinner fjgjjgjg

[yoohyeon]

There’s this guy I went to school with that will be participating in a dating show and I hope my mom won’t watch cause that will be awkward to see HDJSBJS

#she haven’t watch the last 3 season cause she prefer are version of love *sland #our* #but she always thought of going back to it if they weren’t playing at the same time for some reason #cause seeing him half naked making out will be really weird for me bfjsbdjs #but I’m always in the leaving room on my iPad so I will see by force bdjsbjdbs #living* #bestie show me a screenshot and I was like who’s that #and she was like “it’s name ! we went to high school with him’’ #I felt like I was slapped with memories fjbsjdjs #the minute she said his name I was like omg you are right and got hit by more memories of being in kindergarten with him #so I went to get the lil photo book I have with photos from when I was 5 #and yes he was there I have 2 picture with him fksbjdbs #even if I’ve known him for 20 years I can’t remember him that much HFJSBDJ #that must mean he was a good guy ! #I only remember the people I hang out with and the one I hated bdjsbsb #so if I don’t remember him it means I didn’t hate him probably #I also remember class clown hahaha #I always check the participant to see if I know someone I actually did today but didn’t realise jfbsjdjs #I knew it would happen one day #at least it’s not a old friend or someone I know don’t deserve fame fjbsjdjs #like that actor that was in my cinema class fkbsjdns #alex.txt

[aleafylampshade]

(Apologies for the sideways photo)

Art my friend made of the Season 1(Right) Vs Season 4(Left) versions of the TMA version of my OC, Rose.

Or by her proper title:

The Beacon of The Fourteen(Fifteen technically??)

(Edited picrews of how they look below)

#no season 5 spoilers pls #I’m halfway thru season 4 #I use Rose for a lot of things #we love mentally unstable women <3 #the traumatized bbg #she has so much lore #tma #tma fanart #tma oc #the magnus archives #the magnus ocs #girl went from looking like a kindergarten teacher to a war criminal

[3lizab3t]

just found out that my grandmother thought i was bilingual???

#i cannot speak french and as i said this she went ‘well you took french in school’ EVERYONE TAKES FRENCH IN SCHOOL #like ah yes grandmother the 2 seconds of french immersion i did in kindergarten??? i am fluent #text post #i shouldn’t even be making fun shes old

[sweetteaswift]

one of my first graders is going to a chicago show this weekend w her older sister and their mom and i’m so excited for them & can’t wait to hear about it next week at lunch/carpool

#***my as in i see her every day at lunch duty and i’ve subbed in her class a handful of times she’s not actually one of my students i guess #since i’m in kindergarten #but you know what i mean (maybe) #her sister’s in fifth grade and has taylor swift jibbitz on her crocs #their mom is also very sweet we chat in carpool sometimes #idk which night they’re going to #but she’s so cute she’s been so excited #she was thrilled when i told her i went to a show in atlanta #i hope they have the best time i can’t wait to hear about it #mine

[lupismaris]

in today's chapter of Baltimore is so goddamn small some days it makes me consider substance use-

my KINDERGARTEN TEACHER WORKS AT THE SAME UNIVERSITY I DO

#i got an email from someone in my inbox that i didn't initially recognize which isn't abnormal #academic staff/faculty loves to cold call/email people but the last name was familiar so i opened it and LO BEHOLD #my fucking kindergarten teacher had dinner with my parents and others last night and they told her i was at the Uni working #that i'd changed my name and i guess they told her i was some variant of queer as well cause she got my name right #but yeah thats been my morning #alongside the pride planning meeting which went pretty well and i think my concerns have been heard at this point

[bluehairperson]

Finally someone said it 😭

I'm so tired of everyone treating Lucio and the Court as the worst kind of rulers this multiverse has and will ever witness, while praising Nadia as if she didn't have any other choice except for forgetting everything that happened the last ~12 years and falling into a coma 😭. She didn't have to, she literally went "we all fvcked up bad here, oh well-" and went to sleep.

FORREAL, TELL THEEEEEEM. 👏👏

Btw, did they explain at all how her coma happened? Was it an extra scene you had to pay? Because I didn't unlock any in her route and no one ever explained it lol.

Did she actually do it on purpose or was it an accident while she just wanted to nap? Either way that's so dumb lol.

#bohoo I never had to deal with any hardship during my privileged life in the richest kingdom that ever existed what will I ever do?? #oh well time to nap zzzzzzzz #she literally went kindergarten time #listen lucio aside you can say whatever you want about valerius #that he's a classist little bitch that he's drunk on the job and that he might care more about the rules than vesuvia's citizens #but at least he actually does his job instead of whatever this clownery is #I wouldn't say that him being in charge would be good but throwing nadia under the bus and dethroning her was actually good fuck that shit #asks