So I know I've promised this for a little while but here are all the funny/joke submissions that were sent
Electric eels - Electromancy - Real life - "They are fish that can shock their prey! Isn't that cool? They're not actually eels though."
Electric Eel - Electromancy - the water (real life) - I just think they're neat ☺️
Electric Eel - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - The Ocean, Real Life - Because they are weird little guys.
Pitch Black - Umbramancy - Rise of the Guardians (2012) - Name and also B-list Tumblr sexyman.
Pikachu (Ash's) - Electromancy - Pokemon (Anime) - "Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!" "Pi… Ka… CHUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!" "It looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" ding
The Sand Guardian, Guardian of the Sand - Geomancy - Vine - Poseidon quivers before him!
Sand Guardian - Geomancy (earth) - Vine - Poseidon quivers before him!
Alinua - Phytomancy - Aurora (webcomic) - Don't tell Red
Naruto Uzumaki - Aeromancy - Naruto (I'm sorry)
Roy - Electromancy - IT Crowd - He asks if you've tried turning it off then on again. Friends with the elders of the internet
Crazy Dave - Phytomancy - Plants Vs Zombies - engineered the stratagem of protecting one's home from zombies with a cavalcade of verdant defenders
Simisear - Pyromancy (fire) - Pokemon - It was once the least populat out of all pokemon.
Jack Frost - Cryomancy (ice) - Megami Tensei - hee ho
Toothless - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - How to train your dragon - THE UNHOLY OFFSPRING IF LIGHTING AND DEATH ITSELF
Because I refuse to let Vriska in here
Shallan Davar - Luxomancy (light, holy) - Stormlight Archives - She storm on the light till they archive
The Sun - Luxomancy (light, holy) - Real Life - Makes me feel normal, but too much i start to revert and go mad again,, a very hard line to cross
ENERGIZER LED Flashlight Vision PRO, Ultra Bright 1000+ Lumens, IPX4 Water Resistant, Aircraft-Grade Aluminum LED Light, Rugged Metal Flash Light for Outdoors, Emergency Power Outage, Black - Luxomancy (light, holy) - Real life - It do make light though
Moon funny haha hehe hoo hoo zap zap zippity bzztk bzztk
The Carpeted Man - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - The Tick (TV Show) - He's the fucking carpeted man, he needs a win
I was her when we played dolls
Literal life aspiration is to be the sun
He shouldn't actually [Mod note: regarding if this character should be submitted]
Almost beat Jesus's fursona
Saul Goodman - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul - The really didn't focus enough on his ability to shoot lightning bolts from his fingertips. I find it weird that it was never really brought up again in the series so having him in the tourney would help rectify that. [Mod note: for those who hasn't seen either show, this never happened]
Emperor Palpatine - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - Star Wars - "Dude electrocuted Luke to the point of bringing Vader back to light. Also Vader later died from burnt electronic in his suit. And he yeeted Mace out of the Windu."
Dom Toretto - Geomancy (earth) - Fast & Furious - The thing about street fights… the street always wins.
Literally a lightbulb robot
Trogdor the Burninator - Pyromancy (fire) - Homestar Runner - "Known for burninating
The countryside
The peasants
All the peoples
Their thatch-roof cottages"
Herbie - Geomancy (earth) - Heretical Edge - Herbie is a pet rock who proved instrumental in defeating two incredibly powerful necromancers. One of them was the greek god Hades, the other was an evil bastard who had enslaved his entire home planet to use as a functionally limitless supply of resources. While Herbie did not defeat them solo, he was key to defeating them both
Gregor Mendel - Phytomancy (plants, vegetation) - Da history books BAYYYBBEEEEEEEEEEEE - This funky monk basically founded the science of genetics via experimenting on pea plants. Thats prebby cool
Big Bad Wolf - Aeromancy (wind) - Fairy tales and stuff - He can blow really hard, none of the other people here could do that probably, I mean can you do that? I thought not
Swan spin swan spin swan spin swan spin swan spin swan soin swan spin swan spin swan spin swan spin swap spin
Nikola Tesla - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - real life - literally just look at this picture
https://images.app.goo.gl/i7ySo6ZuGxyBDrmq7
Flamethrower Kid - Pyromancy (fire) - That vine where the kid shoots a can of WD40 as a flamethrower - His chaos is just what a fire user needs to exemplify
Spencer Shane - Pyromancy (fire) - iCarly - His stuff just spontaneously combust. We don't know if it's him or if a particularly shitty wizard is following him at all times, stuff just goes on fire. Pretty sure happened to some water once
Guy Montag - Pyromancy (fire) - Fahrenheit 451 (the Ray Bradbury novel you know the one) - "i just think it'll be funny if the fireman that burns books and then stops burning books won this thing. he isn't inherently magical per se but he does work with fire and sets stuff (like his own house) on fire so in my heart he counts. also he's on the run from the law because he killed a man and owns books.
in conclusion i want ray bradbury to roll in his grave" [Mod Note: fun fact! I've never actually read Fahrenheit 451, I guess the schools I've been to thought it wasn't important]
electric fans - Aeromancy (wind) - real life - well they propel air at your face because they're fans. and also they helped me in the heatwaves so they deserve it <3
Marie Skłodowska-Curie - Luxomancy (light, holy) - the past - ☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️ [Mod Note: thank you for including her real name :)]
archerfish (Toxitidae) - Aquamancy (water) - real life - they spit water from their mouths
Chris Redfield - Geomancy (earth) - Resident Evil - HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HE DID TO THAT BOULDER
Slide - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - Playgrounds - I've been shocked by these bastards so many times in my childhood ):
Weathering - Geomancy (earth) - Real Life - "- can force the deterioration of rocks, soil, and minerals through prolonged exposure;
canonically responsible for a lot of really cool natural structures (as well as some admittedly not so cool ones but hey we can't all be successes 100% of the time ok)
haters say it's ruining their fave landmarks but it's just doing what it was made to do :(((
very iconic very slay vote weathering geomancy bracket 2k23 <333"
Oppenheimer - Ferromancy (metals) - Irl - He wield da bomba
Walt Disney - Cryomancy (ice) - Real life - Cryogenically frozen 💪💪
The Mud Wizard - Geomancy (earth) - Real Life - I think the Mud Wizard's performance here speaks for itself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9l3bLAx4Ng
Dolphins - Aeromancy (wind) - Real life. - Okay, please hear me out on this one. While listing dolphins under Aeromancy may seem bizarre, they do have a real ability to form and manipulate bubble rings that they may use for play, social activities, and even to assist in hunting. This ability comes from the shape and material of the Melon(the forehead part). I believe that this ability(which you can research yourself) qualifies them for this tournament.
The One True Candle - Luxomancy (light, holy) - Saturday Night Live (The Christmas Candle) - Candles make light. This candle is also the most powerful Christmas savior so you can’t get more holy than that
Your mom - Electromancy (lightning, electricity) - My bedroom - Sparks flew between us last night ;) [Mod Note: she needed that]
Your dad - Geomancy (earth) - My bedroom - Idk if you felt it but we made the earth move last night ;) [Mod Note: he didn't need that]
Me - Pyromancy (fire) - Real life - I must be a firebender because I’m hot af
The LGBTQ+ Community - Luxomancy (light, holy) - The closet - What is light? Stuff that can be perceived by the human eye. What else is perceived by the human eye (AND caused by light)? The rainbow. Wake up America
ITS ME BOY IM THE PS5 - Luxomancy (light, holy) - TikTok - He appears totally normal at first, but through manipulation of lights he makes himself look unhinged and goblin-like. We all love him for this.
The Lorax - Phytomancy (plants, vegetation) - The Lorax - He speaks for the trees.
The John Boulderfan92 (as I assume that they sent all of these characters) saga:
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson - Geomancy (earth) - Real Life - You can’t knock the rock
Boulder - Geomancy (earth) - Rock of Ages franchise - They're literally a sentient boulder
Boulder - Geomancy (earth) - The 1998 Thomas the Tank Engine episode "Rusty and the Boulder" - They're literally a sentient boulder
Rockbomb - Geomancy (earth) - Dragon Quest franchise - They're literally a sentient boulder (that also explode)
Brolder - Geomancy (earth) - Super Mario 3D World - They're a sentient boulder (with arms)
The Bowler - Geomancy (earth) - Dungeons & Dragons: 2nd Edition - Literally a sentient boulder mimicking creature
Boulder - Geomancy (earth) - Raiders of the Lost Ark - This boulder is not sentient but is pretty iconic and would be a shame if I didn't mention it
Rocky Roll - Geomancy (earth) - Skylanders - He's on a boulder, does that count?
Boulder - Geomancy (earth) - UDgame - This boulder is sentient, YIPEE!!!
The Boulder - Geomancy (earth) - Avatar: The Last Airbender - "The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl." "Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder." "The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche."
Also for those who are wondering, I'm not allowing real life/vine/tiktok submissions. Why? because I feel like they would have an unfair advantage due to people more likely to vote for the "funny ha ha" joke submissions. Also I wanted this tournament to just be about fictional characters.
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I need to know more about the octo harem. Pls dump all the info you already know about them I'm begging
Some general facts as a group:
They are all in love (eventually)
Were all a squad before Callie, but were sorta put off consistent active duty due to their commander suddenly DIPPING after the calamari inkantation
They all had crushes on this commander coincidentally (maybe they'll meet her again.. last time i heard, she went into the metros to start her solo career in dj-ing...)
They didn't really get along until Callie came along, to which they all began to fawn over her eventually, and then, each other
Now some individual stuff
Ingrid:
She is, the least happy, originally, about being part of the dance crew. She is the worst dancer. But she's trying her best.
She thought it was gonna be a promotion to become an elite octarian, she's really proud about being a strong soldier
Makes her awkward at everything else
She got her scar from running into a wall (is designed to look the most like a rival octoling in game)
After going to the surface she sorta has a slow crises over who she is, feels like she lost her purpose
Would get into tabletop games during the surface
Dadcore in terms of outfit and energy (de-facto leader)
Thinks Callie is enemy material at first, but then is sorta, overwhelmed, cause 'prebby womn;;;' and 'KIND prebebyowmemn,,'
Splattling Main
Mira:
Very big sister like and can be very doting to her squad, but also equally devious, cunning, and mischievous. Uses her smarts for terrible deeds
Very good at make up, and is encouraging to Ingrid's attempts while also getting under her skin at every other chance
Outwardly Flirty
Technically smartest and wisest of the group, usually thinks at least five steps ahead, but I can't say she uses this power for practical good. Usually just uses it to harmlessly mess with the people around her.
Unironic Diss-Pair fan.
Octobrush Main
Cynthia:
Very doubtful of everything so it results in her being very nervous and finnicky
Secretly into romance books (it's Marina's shoujo manga, no she does not know this)
Cynthia was short when she was younger and suddenly hit a sudden and extreme growth spurt. She has never gotten used to this, making her rather awkward
She's slightly afraid of Sasha. At least for a bit.
Somehow is the best dancer (when she's not thinking about it)
Carbon Roller Main
Sasha:
So Girlfail it's amazing. She tries to be so cool but she's not. She's so lame. She tries to flex in front of people a lot. Figuratively and literally.
Wants to learn how to learn how to skate board
Tried to rebrand herself as 'ROCK' because, to quote her, "NOTHING IS TOUGHER THAN A ROCK". She then proceeded to spell Rock multiple times. She is as dumb as one.
Has a bit of a vendetta against Cynthia for a while because she saw Cynthia's growth spurt and was very jealous
Range blaster main solely for the flames but fights much better with the tetra dualies.
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Pros and cons of having blonde angel as gf on here bc nsfw stuff smh
[Pros]
Sunny is an amazing cook, and she loves cooking for others. Your muse will never have to worry about missing a meal because she can and will make lunch boxes for them.
She is extremely loyal and supportive. 100% will support any idea your muse may have, even if it is dumb although she draws the line at anything that might upset her family.
Sun is all about self improvement so if she feels as if she's lacking somewhere [whether that be in work or in the bedroom] she'll push herself to improve at it.
Good affectionate gal, she will be always down for kisses or cuddles. Although you'll probably have to make first move for anything beyond that bc at most she'll insinuate it.
Sun is financially stable and never expects for her meals to be paid for. She's more than likely to spoil your muse than anything
She prebby and somft. Very sensual if that is your muse's cup of tea!
[Cons]
Remember the thing about the lunch box? It's either super cute with bunny and butterfly shaped food or cursed. She has no middle ground.
Her sisters comes first in any and all situations. If Ethel or Mana calls her and asks her to come home, she's gone. Although her care for family can also be a pro!
We sadly gotta mention the night terrors smh, she has much ptsd and sometimes she'll get extremely vivid nightmares and has accidentally self harmed coming back into reality [she also has a very bad habjt of digging her nails into her arm when she's anxious. You gotta always be prepped with bandages]
Sun does a lot of things for the sake of reactions and if it isn't something cute or entertaining to her she'll get bored quickly. She loves to fluster people.
Sun holds grudges, Im sorry, you slight her once and it'll be hard to get her to be forgiving. Although she doesn't count petty arguements or lover's quarrels as anything to be angry over
Last con con is the whole lack of a heartbeat and breathing thing bc she will look dead if she is asleep
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just woke up and now I'm gonna make it ur problem. how do u flirt? how to be with attractive person??? how???? /gen
Oh no, you're asking a loveless romance-repulsed aplaro xD I may experience strong sexual attraction, but fuck if I know how romance works. I usually base the ships I write and how I write them off my relationship with my best friend--the closest relationship I have--which is a reason most of my fanfic is established relationships.
I guess I'd just... do what I do with my best friend (they are very prebby and I adore them), but with romantic intentions? Pet names, hand-holding, spending quality time with them, giving them little gifts like rocks... I dunno. My best friend and I are both auDHDers lmao.
I despise beating around the bush, so I would ask straight-up what the relationship was back when I thought I was alloro and had romantic intentions haha. (Romantic intentions were not with my best friend. I'd realized I was aromantic by the time I'd met them. There were three others, though.)
I'm trying to think of what I did with my ex-crush, since my two exes were assholes... I think it was mostly just quality time and cuddling. We got coffee and had lunch together a couple times. She's allergic to dairy, so I also baked her some dairy-free desserts. (This was when I started learning to bake dairy-free, actually!) I sadly don't speak to her as often anymore.
My ex-boyfriend did do this super cute card trick to ask me out, though. I don't think I kept the photo, but it was basically three cards with the last one he turned over being the ace of hearts. Written on the ace of hearts were the words "Will you go out with me?" He did it over text.
Something like that.
All three attempted relationships were me forcing amatonormativity on myself, though (especially with my ex-boyfriend), so take this with a grain of salt. Good luck, Hoot!
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