#sherlock scenarios

[drarreckyninja]

sherlock: home alone as kids

lestrade: tries to sled down the stairs but ends up with a concussion

mycroft: strategically builds a blanket fort

irene: takes a bubble bath but forgets to turn off the water

john: has a one-person dance party

molly: tries on all her outfits like a solo fashion show

sherlock: tries to make cookies but nearly burns the house down

anthea: orders a pizza and eats it all

#sherlock bbc #incorrect quotes #scenarios #i had these scenarios figured out #sherlock scenarios #sherlock anthea #irene adler #john watson #greg lestrade #molly hooper #mycroft holmes #sherlock holmes #irene x molly #john x sherlock #mycroft x lestrade #irolly #johnlock #mystrade

[fallenangellinwonderland]

Oh another scenario! Think this. All the people Sherlock met in his life occupied his brain, but his heart, no one knows about it. It's not open yet, maybe is there a bit but what if he sees reader and the reader becomes the first person to occupy the detective's penthouse of heart not his mind palace?

awww that's lovely! Yeah i like that, she is not only in his mind but she is embodied to his heart

#sherlock scenarios #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes

[elinordash]

SHERLOCK HOLMES (1984 - 1994) ↳ 4x02 | The Devil’s Foot

#sherlock holmes #sherlockholmesedit #sherlock holmes granada #granada holmes #granadaedit #johnlock #holmes x watson #perioddramaedit #minee #jeremy brett #edward hardwicke #tvedit #adaptationsdaily #gifshistorical #dailytvfilmgifs #televisiongifs #tvarchive #tvfilmsource #smallscreensource #filmtvdaily #filmtvtoday #nostalgiatvdaily #filmtvcentral #userisaiah #userkraina #userhallie #usermoon #crowleyanthonys #indulge me in this completely hypothetical scenario watson #also i love his acab moments

[sickficideas]

moriarty brothers illness headcanons :)

William

- very easily motion sick. it's not as bad on trains or carriages but anything on water is guaranteed to make him feel nauseous

- prone to fevers...they're not always very high, but sometimes he'll be working all day with a low grade fever and no one will have a clue. once it gets high enough, though, everyone starts to notice, but William will usually keep working until someone makes him stop (and at that point he's a pushover)

- everyone is aware of his tendency to suddenly fall asleep (undiagnosed narcolepsy lol) but it's worse when he's sick, and he's much more difficult to wake when he's sick

- post-The Final Problem, he's gotten more sickly, and he's much more aware and accepting of when he needs to rest. he's often super faint and dizzy and has issues walking for long periods of time, so he always takes Sherlock's arm when it's too much

- Sherlock laying with him when he's not feeling well, giving him tummy rubs when he feels nauseous and making sure he's comfortable enough to sleep uninterrupted...William often makes himself feel worse when he worries about his family and even though Sherlock understands his pain he's gotten good at derailing his thoughts

Louis

- he has to take daily medication for his heart...if he ever misses a dose or the formulation is off, it's obvious - he's pale, dizzy, and faint all day. he will absolutely get irritable too. William will notice it coming on when he gets a little snappy

- he's generally pretty sickly, despite denying it, and he's not good at hiding anything or taking care of himself. anyone other than William has to tread carefully with accusing him of being sick because he'll get defensive. most of them have learned to just tell William if something is wrong with Louis instead of confronting him themselves. but Louis hates that even more, William worries too much about him 💔

- he has a very sensitive stomach...not only with food, but his stomach reacts to unpleasant sights and smells too to a certain extent. if he sees something that makes his stomach churn he'll turn around, cover his mouth and breathe hard through his nose and that usually works okay. he's used to his stomach hurting but tries to avoid throwing up at all cost, especially in front of others

Albert

- he is ridiculously good at hiding when he doesn't feel well. like William, he can continue working despite his condition, but he's much more stubborn about stopping. usually it works out in his favor but there has been a few times where he's truly needed help

- Mycroft has personally witnessed him very politely excuse himself to throw up and come back and seem perfectly fine, like nothing ever happened :) Mycroft thinks it's kind of attractive

- Albert is a pro at throwing up 🙏 it doesn't bother him much at all, and because of this he's very good at taking care of his brothers when their stomachs are sick

- he's not sick very often and generally has a good immune system, but stress will usually be the reason he falls ill. he's also fallen victim to a hangover every now and then too lol

#i love them all dearly ... yuumori fans are all welcome in my ask box as well lol #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #sickfic #yuumori headcanons #vomiting #emeto #sicknario #emeto scenario #illness #sick #fever #emetophilia #nausea #william james moriarty #albert james moriarty #louis james moriarty #sherlock holmes #mycroft holmes

[lovl3igh]

the way some of tg says tb is boring cause they're loving perfect family who don't do anything interesting while greens is just better cause they're bunch of criminals but the moment anyone from tb commits any crime y'all like nope, i draw a line here, you're an awful person, nothing can excuse you and give a list of all terrible things tb did... as if seconds ago you didn't say they're "so perfect" and you prefer interesting flawed characters of team green who actually do something

#and the fact you can say in one moment that tb is boring loving family #and in the next that they're dysfunctional unlike tg #please 😭 #just pick one scenario at least #ofc tb isn't completaly functional as family #but still much better than tg #also i'm tired of constant need of writing “some of” #if i say tg or tb or people or fandom or anything #it doesn't automatically mean i address everyone #if you don't do things i'm writing about it's clearly not for you #move on #i don't need your “well actually not everyone do that 🤓☝️” #no shit sherlock #team green #anti team green #anti hotd fandom #hotd #house of the dragon #targaryen #team black #targaryen family #anti green stans

[bloodmoon24]

New Fizzmodeus Scenario!

You know those murder mystery/comedy/dark humor shows where you see the detective flirting with their coworker and they tease each other and flirts? (If you know/seen Lucifer, then you know what I’m talking about). Like picture this:

Fizzarolli was squatting down and checking out a dead body and find out any clues

Fizzarolli: Hmm…*stands back up* It looks like as if the killer just grab whatever he could find and just knock the guy right off his feet. Judging from the pool of blood by his head, he was either got killed from a blunt object or a knife

Asmodeus: *with his arms crossed over his chest* What about a bullet?

Fizzarolli: Couldn’t be since there would be at least a bullet hole on the wall where he would be shot

Asmodeus: *smirks* Mm. Good observation, detective. Very good eye

Fizzarolli: *smug grin and rolled his eyes* So now the question remains is what would be a good murder weapon for our killer to use. What, in this room, would be a weapon?

Ozzie looked at the body and then looked around and walked over to the island counter

Asmodeus: Hmm…*noticed something* Oh, detective? Wasn’t the last time we were here, there was a table ornament here in the shape of a globe?

Fizzarolli looked at where Ozzie is at, and remembered that there was a table ornament there last time he and Ozzie was here

Fizzarolli: !!! Wow. You’re right *grins at Ozzie* Heh, now who’s got good observation?

Ozzie gave him a playful wink at him

Asmodeus: Now we know what the murder weapon was, we just need to find out where it is now. ‘Cause looking around here, I don’t think the killer just murdered the guy, drop the weapon and dipped. He would know that we’re onto him and find fingerprints on the murder weapon, so he stole the ornament to make us lose his trail

Fizzarolli: Wow. Either you’re trying to impress me, or you’re just trying to showoff. I can never tell from you

Asmodeus: *chuckled* Think of me as your own mystery, detective *leaned down to him* And I’ll have you know…I’m unsolvable, baby girl

Fizzarolli: *chuckles and cocks an eyebrow* Oh, we’ll see about that. I wouldn’t mind cracking your case wide open

Fizzarolli and Asmodeus gave each other a smug grin with Fizz having his hand on his hip

#helluva boss #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss fizzarolli #asmodeus helluva boss #fizzarolli helluva boss #fizzarozzie #fizzmodeus #fizz x ozzie #fizzarolli x asmodeus #asmodeus x fizzarolli #Fizzmodeus scenario #I’m proud of this #kind of inspired by Sherlock Holmes or Lucifer

[raina-at]

I don't want to say anything about my new fic because I don't want to jinx it, but I'm having such a good time writing their first meeting, that initial spark, I love it. Instant attraction.

Of course it will be followed by literal years of pining, but they don't know that yet. HAR HAR HAR.

#johnlock fic #my fic #sherlock #it's going to be months before anyone gets to read any of this best case scenario #I think this will be really really long

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay, gave in & started watching House (was too curious) & while it's surprisingly respectful in the weirdest places, they have a huge problem with "addiction" & accusing House of faking being in pain to feed his. like how can they know how to deal with delusions & hallucinations (sometimes at least) but not drug dependence? if the man has chronic pain who give a shit if he takes pain killers??

#also that woman was dying of RABIES & they like. were just acting like it's not contagious as all hell?? #good lird this show is killing me. but i can't stop watching it #it's soooo stupid but i like Sherlock Holmes type scenario stuff unfortunately :/

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Haii (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

I'm just curious on where the big schlong John thing ever started from lmao. Have a nice day (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~♡

Hey Nonny!!

ACTUALLY, it was sort of joked about pre-S3 because of the way Martin carries John's character, but it's the show itself that actually confirmed it, in HLV:

SHERLOCK: Not bad. BILL (still looking at John): An’ I further deduce ... (Sherlock raises his eyebrows, and he and John exchange a brief glance.) BILL: ... you’ve only started recently, because you’ve got a bit of chafing. (John looks down his body.) SHERLOCK: No – he’s always walked like that. Remind me – what’s your name again?

[...]

JOHN: Er, I ... right. I should probably tell you ... (The man reaches into John’s jacket pocket and takes out Bill’s flick-knife.) JOHN: Okay, I ... (he points to the knife) ... That. (The man pulls John’s jacket open.) JOHN: And ... (The man stands up, holding the tyre lever he has just taken from John’s jeans and looking at him sternly. Sherlock looks startled. John steps closer to the man and speaks confidentially.) JOHN: Doesn’t mean I’m not pleased to see you. (The man does not look amused.) [x]

If you don't understand the context... basically John is SO used to having something large between his legs that him walking around and kicking ass for the first 20 minutes with a HUGE assed tire iron down his pants is NOTHING to this man. It's subtly implying he's used to carrying around a large and heavy package up front.

And how do we know that it’s not implying that John’s junk is small enough to fit a tire iron in his pants? Because of the “set-up and payoff” nature of these two lines within minutes of each other in the episode. There’s a reason I included the first chunk: Sherlock establishes to the audience that John ALWAYS walks “like that”, BEFORE we – and he – find out about the tire iron he’s been carrying around. This sets the precedent that John ALWAYS walks “like he’s chafing” but Sherlock deduces it’s because he has a giant dong.

This is immediately paid off with the big reveal that John has not only been carrying around his junk, but also a huge-assed tire iron too WHILE being a BAMF, and in turn surprising Sherlock because, “holy hell, wow that’s hot”. Sherlock was turned on, I like to think, LOL.

You can read more posts on my John’s Giant Junk (Masterpost) which has many fine voices in the fandom going into SERIOUS analysis about... John. Yes.

So, the TL;DR of it is that it's canon John has a giant dong, and Sherlock misjudged just how big it was and was shocked.

Take from that what you want, and enjoy, Nonny! <3

#steph replies #sherlock meta #sherlock transcripts #who is john watson #the quality meta we're all here for #john's giant junk #that sherlock likes very much #and probably has imagined ~~scenarios~~ with

[drarreckyninja]

sherlock: in a haunted house

anthea: laughs at the fake effects

sherlock: scares the others as a joke

john: plays along with sherlock

molly: screams at every corner

lestrade: can't figure out why these things exist

irene: tells lestrade to let loose and have fun

mycroft: no fucks are given

#sherlock bbc #incorrect quotes #scenarios #i had these scenarios figured out #sherlock scenarios #sherlock anthea #irene adler #john watson #greg lestrade #molly hooper #mycroft holmes #sherlock holmes #irene x molly #john x sherlock #mycroft x lestrade #irolly #johnlock #mystrade

[ayasenisan1713]

#lord of the mysteries #lotm #lotm spoilers #sharron #sherlock moriarty #klein moretti #anderson hood #gehrman sparrow #by the has any of you an idea what Anderson and Gerhman would do if they met in orv? #like in the fourth scenario with the flags… #scientific experiment #this is an academic question

[stories2you]

if you take requests, do you have any mycroft headcanons from moriarty the patriot? thank you!

Mycroft... Mycroft... tbh a person I would get along but will just leave him be. He's too scary for me XD

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As a friend - He's a good friend - In fact, the friend that always look out for you both from a far and being with you - He'd be that one friend where people would look for various problems or just bunch of randomness - Whenever he's around and feeling cheeky, he'd tease you with his deductions - "You gained weight, by 1kg" - Mycroft - "Did you grew a little taller? I swear you were much shorter a month ago." - Depends on how close you are, he'd tease and joke around As a lover - teaseteaseteaseteasetease - in bed...? in public...?? Who knows -v- - sweet and romantic dates? at home? outside? everything is done. - sherlock is disgusted - "ew. you love this man?" - sherlock - he'd try to give you so many reasons why Mycroft is a no no - you'd just smile and say "no sherly, i love him." - Mycroft would be smiling wide and feeling proud to have a lover that accepts him as how he is.

As a colleague - he's your superior - a strict one - but he has a soft spot for you - he'd lend a hand and stayed with you when he had the free time - despite the soft spot, he teaches you things like how a strict teacher would - scary

As a husband - lovely - cuddly - man wants the snuggles after a long day at work - he needs his wife's presence to recharge - feed this man some good food - treats on the table....? -v- - maybe in bed...? 0v0 - wait till you tell him you're pregnant before he could even deduct and assume it

As a dad - you told him before he could even assume - "My love, a mini you is coming" - ... mycroft error.404 - you broke this man - probably the first time or second time you've seen him cry - "Thank you, my love. This is the greatest surprised I've ever had." - hugshugskisseskissesmuahmuah - lil holmes is born - daddy holmes one is whipped for the baby - uncle holmes is gone - gone and tries to hide his love for the lil bean - "Sherly, give me back my child" - "I've been gone for years. So no." - Is heartbroken if baby loves uncle holmes more - "Uncle holmes is more funny then daddy!" - lil bean - Mycroft is a good dad anyway. - He still teaches the kid and bonds with them whenever he had the time. - Daddy and Baby day is a must have every week. - you'll see them passed out together after a great day. - "I love you, Mycroft. You're such a great dad."

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I'M DOING THIS AT WORK WHILE TRYNA BE SNEAKY. I HAD TO OPEN A NEW TAB SO MY COLLEAGUES WOULD'NT SEE WHAT I'M UP TOO HAHAHAHAHA

But I hope you enjoyed!

#yuukoku no moriarty scenarios #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #sherlock holmes #mycroft holmes #mycroft x reader #moriarty the patriot scenarios #mycroft holmes headcanons

[theblob1958]

we need to dykeify the bechdel test again

#we need to think of elaborate scenarios of women falling in love with each other from a single conversation or glance #be as delusional about femslash that the sherlock fandom was with shipping lestrade and mycroft when they didnt have a single scene togethe

[travelleryani]

Holmes smiles sweetly and he softly kisses her forehead as she keeps sleeping peacefully in his arms. He enjoys seeing her in her most innocent and pure state, as he holds her in his arms.

come let us let character.ai take our delulus to another level. imagination go brrr when i’m using the app.

#sherlockbbc #Character.AI #delulu #delulu is the solulu #character ai #fake scenarios #traditional art #sherlock x reader #bbc sherlock #i am sherlocked #roleplay #ai #sherlock fandom #sherlock fanart #sherlock holmes

[lestatslestits]

Good Omens S2 is giving me a weird nostalgia that makes me miss my most toxic situationship from college and like. Bestie do NOT message him.

#not ‘miss’ in a romantic way #we were #not romantic not NOT romantic but a secret third (worse) thing #just miss like #heyyyyyy #you wanna force me to be solely responsible for your emotional wellbeing again? #you wanna find a bunch of hyper-specific fictional scenarios where you get to be the dark haired traumatized one #and i get to be the softer light haired one who never gets to be quite as important? #can i interest you in making me feel guilty for having other friends and responsibilities? #pleeeeease tell me more about how glad you are that YOU have an ‘androgynous body type’ while telling me oppressed you are for being thin #it’s fine for you to touch me all the time even though i say i don’t like being touched you’re the exception just like you decided <3 #make me tea and tell me i’m special and we’ll call it even <3 #you’re the sherlock to my john/the crowley to my aziraphale/the spock to my kirk/you’re the— #friends forever right?