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theanimeroom · 8 months

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DREAMING ABOUT…

💎 men who’s cocks are so fucking huge but they have absolutely no idea how to use it. you had somehow gotten yourself in a situation where you had this beauty all to yourself, and you were more than happy to teach him how to split you in two with it.

his hands grip your waist so tightly you’re sure there’s gonna be finger shaped bruises littering your skin in the morning. his mouth is dangerously close to your ear, his breathy moans warming the cartilage until your body is shuddering in his hold. his cock is pressed against your hole, your hand around the base, cunt squeezing around air as you tried to suck him in. with a pained whimper, his hips flexed just slightly, the head of his cock sinking into you.

your voice shattered as the muscles in your thighs tightened, moan tipping over your swollen lips as your head tilted back, clenching down around him. the moment his cock felt the warmth of your cunt, he hissed, fingers digging even tighter into your hip as he bullied himself the rest of the way in. he was big, almost too big for you to take, but you don’t dare tell him to stop. instead, your eyes roll to the back of your head and you force yourself down on him further, the burn eliciting the sluttiest of noises from you, if he had any opinion in the matter.

you’d bounce on him a few times, needing time adjust to the size before letting him have free reign. you rocked back until you felt him hit that little bundle of nerves inside of you, opting instead to release him while trying to hold the position you were in.

the moment you handed over control though? he seized your hips, holding you still as his drilled his cock into your pussy. your voice came out in broken whines, his tip reaching places you didn’t even know existed. your moans mixed with his as he focused on prodding that soft spot inside you, the deep arch of your back only forcing him deeper inside of you.

he stayed close to you, chest pressed against your skin as he let out the foulest of noises. his lips kissed and sucks at every part of you he could find, refusing to leave a single spot untouched. his hands were no better, sliding between groping the globes on your chest, to yanking you onto his cock by your hips, to threading his hands in your hair to see how pretty you looked while fucked out on his cock.

he refused to admit that the expression on his face was comparable to the one you were making right now.

he’d spew shit that didn’t make any sense, his brain muddied and left useless. his voice was light and airy from the endless gasps flowing from him, a string of curses littered in between.

“fuck…you’re so warm baby,” “could sit inside you forever, oh my god,” “mfph, you’re so tight, i can’t even move,”

“you’re just too big, you dumbass,”

kazutora, shinichiro, hakkai, naoto | murasakibara, kagami, kiyoshi | nagi, bachira, reo | ikkaku, ichigo, chad, shuuhei | + your favs 🫶🏽

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rateaters-sutff · 2 months

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Some times I think gem/mineral mysticism is kinda an excuse to have cool looking rocks in your house and you get to touch them all the time

I can't blame them tbh most cool rocks nowadays are super texture pilled and make me want to rub my hand all over 'em.

#196 #rule #shitposting #shitpost #r/196 #r196 #silly :3 #meme #💎#crystal gems #gemstone #rocks #minerals #crystals

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amethiosspouse · 13 days

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Gumdrop could also work as a ship name for AmeMari...

(Mari likes bubblegum, gummy bears etc. Amethio's nickname is Ame which means candy but it also means rain and there's raindrops...)

#mari shitposts #i have so many ship names for them #amemari #candyquartz #gumdrops...#there's also these emojis: 💎🍬/ 🦇💰/💌🖋️/ 💊🔫#last emoji combo is meant to represent their jobs :3

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itsyourstarboy · 1 year

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Let's be honest, the only Redacted Listener that actually has zero self preservation instincts is Lovely.

That dumbass was just casually flirting with the random guy that approached them in this abandoned amusement park

And they continued to flirt with him when he broke into their home.

Then they go back to that amusement park to find this weirdo that they can't help but find hot, even when he said not to go back.

Then he's like "I need to bite you Lovely" and they're just like "🆗😃👍"

I will credit them to frying the shit out of Adam, though.

bUT THEN- They're like "lemme stay with the vamp that started stalking me last week, I trust him enough"

And (Vincent is at fault for this one) they got to drive one of Vincent's cars, and I'm PRETTY SURE they don't even have a driver's license

Not to mention them wringing themself dry, practicing with their powers until they can't even see straight.

And I'm not gonna lie, I have a theory that this bitch got attacked by a shade on purpose so that they could be turned.

I know they were a Twilight fan as a teen, they had been waiting for that moment.

Then they just yeetle deetle themself off a fucking cliff, and I bet they're gonna do it again.

#this is a joke i swear #but like #also not #i love lovely and all their stupidity #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted shitpost #redacted lovely #redacted lovely oc #🐏💎

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universestreasures · 3 months

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So my mom is visiting me and I somehow manged to rope her into trying to watch YGO with me and when we got to this moment...

HER GASP OF ANGER AND SHOCK HAD ME DYING. LMFAOOOO

#💎 Fool's Gold (Shitposting)#💎 Dottr Speaks (OOC)#(MY MOM IS ALWAYS COMEDY GOLD BUT I DID NOT EXPECT THAT OUT OF HER LFMAOOOOOOOO #(LIKE DAMM GIRL YOU INVESTED LOLL

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heavensickness · 2 years

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jay park got kicked out of 2pm because he didn't have dilf potential

#shitposting #💎

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most-dorkiest-hydrapple · 11 months

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Deep Cut incorrect quote

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym* Shiver, joking: Frye's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for her kid delivery once they best her minions. Frye: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated. Frye: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros! Frye: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym. Big Man: Ay- ay? Ay, ay-(Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-) Frye: YEAH, BIG MAN. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH BIG MAN. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT. Frye: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR. Shiver: *Cracking up* Frye: YEAH, BIG MAN. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!' Frye: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym. Big Man: Shiver: Okaaay- Big Man: Ay, ay, ay. Ayyy..(Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...) Shiver: Maybe fire? Fire type? Big Man: Ay ay? Ay- ay? (Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?) Frye: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Shiver I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP. Frye: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE- Big Man: Ay! Ay! (Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!) Frye, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...

#💮original.txt💮#splatoon #splatoon 3 #frye #frye splatoon #shiver #shiver splatoon #big man #big man splatoon #deep cut #shitpost #splatoon shitpost #splatpost #💎amethystdontlook.exe💎

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hyp3rfixation-h3ll · 1 year

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this is what lord x sees in his messages before hearing the sound of the ground downstairs breaking from the impact of sink’s spikeball hitting the floor

#captain’s art log 🎨#captain’s shitposts 🌈💥#⛓ — sink #ask to tag #drowning tw #tw blood #fic!fam tag: fleetway ⚡️💎#vs. sonic.exe #fnf fleetway #sink.exe #fnf below the depths #chaos nightmare fnf #my blorbo blingus and his shitfucked priorities #aka ‘this joke is funny to only me and the other 6 or so people who know about waterhog’s lore’

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bunny-kisser · 7 months

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Modern day Rivera would be one of those people who posts about their "work crush" obsessively but he would have a super normie aesthetic blog so no one would know he's a criminal and the boss in question is a meth kingpin

#He occasionally tags Jesse in shitposts though #Jesse just comments ':/' or 👎 under his Gus posts pre season 4 of brba #🐔💎#personal

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quartzcnc · 10 months

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Name’s Quarven, 20, he/him, bi man who uses male and masculine terms only

Not always tagged:

CNC, rape, abuse, Bruising, Somno, branding/perm marks, corruption, primal, stockholm, face fucking, Blood, breeding

all scenes are with safewords, aftercare and discussions in mind.

This is a blog for my Partners. You know who you are.

I follow back from @starlight-wilderness , my sfw main

#💫#💎#🐀#🪱#🚬#☀️#d #s #pup #mutt #gf #shitpost #q speaks #fav

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hxntresses · 1 year

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tfw you spill lipstick in your mom's valentino white bag

#sdghjkl #— shitpost.#💎 — visage. ( emerald )

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theanimeroom · 7 months

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DAYDREAMING ABOUT…

bf!gojo who knew you were about to start your period before you did. he never brought up the way you would grind against his leg in your sleep, whimpering out his name in the sweetest voice he’d ever heard. he never told you about the way he’d catch you eyeballing him throughout the day, pupils dilated to the point where they look like two black holes ready to swallow him whole. he only clued you in on these tells when he had your knees flesh against your shoulders, cock pounding into you while you could do nothing but take it, the air being knocked out of you with each thrust. you were seeing nothing but stars and those big blue eyes that you fell in love with. his words were sinful, whispering the most vile things you’d ever heard into the shell of your ear.

“i’ve trained you well enough to the point where you can’t even hide it, haven’t i?” “stop whining, you’re acting like you weren’t begging for it,” “is that good enough for you, baby? did i satisfy you?” “you know all you need to do is ask, pretty thing,”

#shitposts 💎#oh the things i’d let this man do to me 🫦#jjk smut #gojo x you #gojo satoru smut #gojo smut #gojo x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut

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amethiosspouse · 10 days

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OH MY LORDY OH MY GOD LORD HAVE MERCY WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL OH MY ARCEUS OH MY AMETHIO OH MY AMETHIO THIS IS THE MOST AMETHIOTASTIC DAY I'VE EVER HAD OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME