I have never loved straight people more than I love shules
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when I texted my bf...
"choke me daddy."
it autocorrects to...
"restrict my airflow, father."
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AN ALTERNATE BYLER NAME IS.... MIWI? ..... MIWI...... miwi ;_; ;;;_;;;;; ;___; miwi. miwi my beloved
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Genuinely shocked people are surprised you're a top, as your friend I knew after like the 2nd conversation we ever had and that was solidified when we met irl
i don't know how palpable top energy is and how you can quantify it but this means a lot. also turns out you're only about 60% right.
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suddenly regaining conciousness after scrolling tumblr for 3 hours realizing i have shit to do
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Tell me what your favorite things are! I wanna know!! I reeeaally like soft blankets and comfy pants!!
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TFW someone you previously had respect for uses the Short Height flirting tactic...
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thinking about suga’s conflict management skills in the classroom after handling hinata, kageyama, tanaka, and nishinoya. thinking about a little girl approaching him, big smile on her face, as she tells him that two boys are throwing mud at each other on the playground. suga, exasperated, now rushing to the playground, thinking about how he used to be exactly like that girl when he was younger. but now he’s the teacher and has to go stop them, no time to enjoy the absolute delight of dropping a problem right into someone else’s lap.
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One of the most growing up experiences and discovering you’re neurodivergent ever is just
“There’s a word for that!” tm
The second most experience is
“Oh I’m not terrible, I’ve just got this disorder that I either cannot help or currently don’t have the right support to mitigate”
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oh i should post silly outfit i wore to the store yesterday
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why do i have to write an essay about Eugene Onegin I'm begging you just tell me to write an essay about Terry Pratchett. is it too much to ask
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i know i said id maybe write vampire Khan with my ocs but that's just.....boring....imay just write him and Scotty being gay boys like always
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mmmmmmmmm people ikeaposting mmmmmbig storeee😳
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she/her but only in the way you refer to a car
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“awww but your long hair is so pretty!! do you really want to chop it all off??”
yes for the love of god yes get this shit off me I Don’t Want It
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NO I AM NOT OBSESSED NO I WILL NOT TELL U HOW TO MAKE THEM
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