#shut up dany

[andorerso]

"they make me insane" and it's my own ocs

#yes this is about dani and elijah what else is new #shut up sissi #*10k #dani x elijah

[thesquirrelqueer]

my friend and I were talking about what if jeremy became a guidance counselor when he’s older so here are some random headcanons for that idea

“did you know mr. heere caused the squip incident of 2004?” “no way??? mr. heere wore his pants backwards last week there’s no way he had a squip” “maybe that’s why they don’t make them anymore.”

everyone knows “mr. heere” as the school’s cryptid. too damn tall. his wife is an actress, or is his HUSBAND a game designer??? he talks to himself sometimes. he’s got mountain dew varieties in the first aid kit in his office.

“one time mr. heere just grabbed open circuitry. I don’t know.” <- he’s immune to electricity post-squip

he has a group of ten children who follow him around like lost ducklings

he runs the performance art club (he’s got a hands-off club running approach. He runs it solely so that they’re able to meet every week, because the club can’t exist without a teacher or counselor)

christine stops by it sometimes and the kids are like IS THAT CHRISTINE CANIGULA??? THE FAMOUS ACTRESS??? WAIT SHES YOUR WIFE???

all the kids are swarming her for pictures and autographs and she’s like “jeremy your kids have great taste in musicals”

btw he is married to both christine and michael in this. he wears two rings, one for each of them.

“mr. heere, you sometimes say wife, and sometimes say husband, uh… um… is your partner non-binary?” “oh! sell, uh, you see, christine is, they’re my wife, but my husband is michael, he’s a different person, I’m uh—“ “mr. heere is a player!” “n-no, guys, I’m polyamorous.”

one day the kids mention an indie fighting co-op game and jeremy is like “oh wow that finally came out? my husband worked on it a few years ago.” and the kids are BEGGING him to bring his husband in. as if his husband is a toy for show-and-tell.

#meremine #boyf riends #stagedorks #musicals #broadway #headcanon #be more chill #bmc #shut up dani #these are brought to you by my friend who doesn’t want to post stuff #but she has really good ideas

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Obedience

The first chance she had to escape, Dani took it. Vlad had become sloppy since imposing the obedience curse onto her. According to him, he had to test the cursed leather cuff bracelet before using it on Danny.

He'd run tests to see how long the curse was in place after taking the bracelet off. Made sure that his plan would work. He'd found the curse lasted about 2 minutes after taking the cuff off. They'd both found out that the person wearing the cuff wasn't able to take it off no matter how hard they tried.

The only reason she'd been able to leave is because Vlad had told her that as soon as she saw Danny she was to put it on him and tell him to go to him. Told her not to tell anyone about the curse. He hadn't counted on her leaving Amity Park to find someone else to help her. There were tons of heroes that would be willing to help her get the damn thing off.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp prompt #dpxmarvel #dp x marvel #obedience curse #dani became ella from ella enchanted #sorta #tbh i just wanted more obedience curse fics #can you imagine the shenanigans that could be had by just one random bystander telling her to shut up #or runs into traffickers #before she can get help?

[lagosbratzdoll]

On Daenerys, Colonisation and Race Discourse within the ASOIAF Fandom

This has been on my mind for a good long while and honestly, as much as I would like to leave discourse in the pits, it has been bugging me intermittently over the past few weeks.

Far too many of you get on here and call people who like the fictional dragon-riding family, neo-Nazis and that sentiment is so prevalent, that white people feel comfortable telling me a black woman that I am a neo-Nazi for rooting for Daenerys Targaryen. I am upholding neo-Nazi power fantasies for wanting to see a little girl live at the end of a story. I am a neo-Nazi for wanting to see the rape survivor have the family she aches for and children with the man (or men) she loves.

Then, those same people go on spiels about how the systemic erasure of those who sing the song of the earth and other old races is not colonialism. That their removal from their home is not displacement but an agreement between two equal parties. The fact that the only place where those who sing the song of the earth exist in the present timeline is north of the wall, surrounded by the bones of their dead, is not a travesty. That the expulsion of the old races from their home isn't that bad and should not be condemned. 

Instead, people argue, completely seriously, that the harm that the First Men and Andals have caused is centuries in the past, so essentially the slate has been wiped clean. The logical leaps that are required to arrive at such a boneheaded conclusion are truly mind-boggling, and those who make such arguments are not good people. 

I am unsure how one could read those books and come away with the impression that the old races do not mourn the loss of their home. I am unsure how one could read The Last of the Giants[1] and Ygritte’s reaction to both the song and Jon’s dismissal of the ethnic cleansing of the giants then believe that the old races and the free folk have moved past their displacement. 

In Westeros, from the Wall to the broken arm of Dorne, they all speak one language despite the fact they are all different ethnicities and they all landed on the shores at different times. That is not the case in Essos, we have been introduced to at least six languages and in A Dance with Dragons, Tyrion notes that the Valyrian spoken in the Free Cities has evolved into nine distinct dialects, and they are well on their way to becoming different languages.

How would a continent as large and diverse as Westeros maintain its hegemony over the people if not for forced assimilation, discriminatory practices and violence? The brutal repression required to keep one house in power for thousands of years is nothing to sniff at. The suppression required to keep the vast majority of Westeros worshipping one (or seven) gods. The systems in place ensure that language does not grow or evolve amongst the highborns at least.

Centuries before Aegon's Landing the maesters were the definitive educational authority and even now centuries after, nothing has changed. The grey rats still decide who learns what and when they learn it. There's one in every highborn home, all correspondence passes through them, they are the healers and the councillors.

The circular logic gets even more blockheaded when you factor in the fact that Daenerys is far from the only white character in the books. She is not the only character who wishes for home. She is not the only character who draws strength from her ancestors, her bloodline and her magical creatures. 

Cersei draws strength from her family’s iconography, and the Stark children (Jon included) all draw strength from their direwolves, their home and their blood. Sansa, Arya and Bran wish to return home and their home was built on the indiscriminate murder and displacement of the indigenous peoples. Their home is built on centuries of rape, murder, exclusionary practices and sexual slavery. 

However, if we give the nonsensical argument that time erases crimes air; the Starks, Lannisters and Tullys are warring to settle personal grievances in the present timeline. As a consequence of that war, thousands (a modest guesstimate) of small folk, minor nobles and even some major ones have been raped, tortured, maimed and killed.

Despite all this, no one writes meta after meta about how Sansa and her siblings must surely die for justice to be had for those who sing the song of the earth, the free folk, the giants and all the old races that fled beyond the wall.  

People write meta about Cersei and how she must die, but those are typically more misogynistic nature. They typically argue that she must die not for the “crime” of being Lannister, but for the “crime” of being Cersei and “ruining” Jamie. 

I would not mind criticisms of Dany and her peace-focused approach to ending slavery because the approach is naïve and she gives the slavers far too much ground. However, she is learning, growing and self-critiquing. At the end of A Dance with Dragons, she has decided to embrace fire and blood, her knight is breaking the false peace which is a necessary step forward.

What I find offensive is people saying that she should have planned better before she abolished slavery. And that the death, violence, and sickness that arises from her quest to eradicate slavery is somehow worse than the death, violence, and sickness that already existed in Slaver’s Bay. 

This argument often downplays the horrific conditions and suffering that exist(ed) under the slave system in Slaver's Bay. Such arguments are often in poor taste and prioritise the lives and comforts of the slavers more than the people they have enslaved.

I would not mind criticisms of Dany if people applied that same critique even-handedly. The same people who believe that Jon and Bran have done much to rectify the evil that their ancestors perpetuated believe that Dany has not done anything to right the wrongs of her ethnic kin. They praise them for the non-existent steps that they have taken, but in the same breath, they condemn Dany for not being able to immediately end the plague that is slavery. 

It is perfectly alright to not like fictional characters, no law requires you to like certain fictional characters over others. However, what is not right is making broad accusations about those who do, it is beyond the pale. It is disgusting, and annoying, and trivialises real-world issues to score cheap points against fictional characters.

Equating the survival of a teenage survivor to the restoration of a fascist house or neo-Nazi power fantasy when such designations do not exist in the world of ice and fire is strange behaviour. Saying that the teenage survivor will eventually be manipulated and raped (again) before ending up dead on her manipulator's blade is also strange behaviour. 

Dismissing the horrors of colonialism, especially when the text shows you that the involved parties are still affected by it, is not normal and often veers into real-world imperialism apologia. While criticism and analysis of characters and their actions are valid and even encouraged, it is essential that we do not resort to sweeping generalisations about other people and that we keep criticisms of characters grounded in the text. 

[1]  

Ooooooh, I am the last of the giants, my people are gone from the earth.

The last of the great mountain giants, who ruled all the world at my birth

Oh, the smallfolk have stolen my forests, they’ve stolen my rivers and hills.

And they’ve built a great wall through my valleys, and fished all the fish from my rills

In stone halls they burn their great fires, in stone halls they forge their sharp spears.

Whilst I walk alone in the mountains, with no true companion but tears.

They hunt me with dogs in the daylight, they hunt me with torches by night.

For these men who are small can never stand tall, whilst giants still walk in the light.

Oooooooh, I am the LAST of the giants, so learn well the words of my song.

For when I am gone the singing will fade, and the silence shall last long and long.

#I do not like most of y’all. #Do not call people of colour you do not know neonazis to win points against a fictional character. #It is not my fault that most of your faves are boring and do nothing to drive the plot forward #take it up with george rr martin and stop villifying dany and her (mid) family. #The insistence that we must mind fandom etiqutte is tired as hell too especially because people use it as silencing tools. #“Yes I called you a neonazi but you are the real weirdo for finding my post so really it’s on you that you saw that.” #that’s how y’all sound. #If I see another post that equates enjoying dany to being a neonazi #i will make it everybodys problem. #Took a long break from this fandom because the rancid takes were overshadowing the good takes #and i’ve been back less than a year and the takes are even more rancid than before. #hotd opened an evil door that should’ve remained shut. #Cause why the fuck are there criston cole apologists? Why are there aemond and aegon ii apologists? It is a dark world we live in. #put the last giant at the bottom for my homies who have not read the books which if we're speaking real is more than half of y'all #now that i have gotten this out of my system #it is time to get back to demon slayer #daenerys targaryen #asoiaf #asoiaf thoughts #asoiaf nonsense #if you saw the typos in the first version #no you didn't #edited this to add some thoughts I originally put in the tags because I felt it worked better there.

[thyhauntedmansion]

‼️RL SPOILERS‼️ BELA AND MIRANDA ROUTES‼️

💔💔💔

I am UNWELL😭

@resident-lover

#I’ll never shut up about her #I was wondering if Donna knew about Bela’s inflicted heart condition like Alcina knew #AND SHE DOES AND ITS SO MUCH WORSE💀 #for Donna to have taken care of Bela and Dani as young teens while Alcina travelled #for Bela to be betrayed by two parental figures under Miranda’s orders #she is EXTREMELY justified in her trust issues💀 #Cute bela date idea? Therapy together😭 #resident lover #resident lover spoilers #bela dimitrescu #donna beneviento #mother miranda #God I love traumatized blonde women

[boasamishipper]

i can tolerate a lot of things from writers and showrunners but outright condescension and disdain for their fans is not one of them

#ted lasso #ted lasso critical #tedbecca #i didn’t like it from rian johnson and i sure as shit don’t like it from the ted lasso showrunners #i didn’t think tedbecca was going to be canon (and honestly didn’t care one way or the other) #(as in my enjoyment of the show was not hinging on tedbecca being canon. i was there for sam dani and nate first and foremost.) #but that 3.12 opening felt very meanspirited for a show that’s all about being curious and not judgmental #like if they felt so strongly about platonic tedbecca and KNEW they would never get together #what was the deal with playing coy when they were asked about that for the last two years #everyone involved could have just shut it down a la tina fey right away and we wouldn’t have this problem #i just don’t like ppl (fans and creators alike) laughing at the tedbeccas for picking up the pieces that the showrunners were putting down! #hunt and sudeikis and everyone in that room basically dangled a carrot for the last two years #and now they’re denying the carrot even existed #which does not sit right with me #also (hot take) but if the finale opened by mocking tedtrent fans and not tedbeccas y’all would (rightfully) be up in arms #the writers are adults and did not need to waste parts of the literal series finale punching down at a section of fans #whose worst crime was being annoying

[lovl3igh]

i agree with sansa bc me as well wanted daenerys stormborn first of her name khalessi mother (of me) born-to-slay breaker of the chains bride of fire (and mine) princess silver lady the world beauty winner drop the hair routine angel my wife gold hearted love of my life the hottest but yet unburnt protector of the realm (and my heart) mhysa pretty slayer of lies etc etc be the queen of six kingdoms and let the north go

*die, I'm sorry, let the north die and then beat the night king with the big ass army and 3 dragons, thank you for slaying girlie

#you can dislike daenerys #but if you think the north would survive without her #you're delusional #“arya killed the night king” #arya would be dead in minutes #if dany's army didn't slow down the others #daenerys haters are so funny #the fact you can't admit sansa wasn't right #and she was just being brat #while she needed help #shut up for 5 seconds #queen daenerys #targaryen #asoiaf #daenerys targaryen #mother of dragons #anti sansa #anti sansa stans #sansa stark #anti daenerys haters

[lovedeltaa]

dude named michael and his friend dani who he does not have a crush on

he works at a 24/7 repair shop as a mechanic. night shifts obviously he is a vampire. little bit of a car freak. hot rodded his 1966 mustang. living (un)happily away from all his fam

she works at a gas station a block or two away from him. also has a second job I haven't decided on ..... she's working on getting back into school, trying to get scholarships or offers to go to uni

they're the strugglers together

#oc arte #vile coke #oc; michael duvall #oc; dani summers #michael dipped out of vegas for lore reasons #haven't fully decided where they both live at #somewhere in cali I've been thinking between los angeles or santa cruz #but my eye bleeding deluded version of it in the 80s #I need everything to be cute and evil and eye candy sorryyyy #they like to go to clubs together #also michael is syrian and german #he speaks german and a syrian dialect of arabic #theres lore for that #and english #he immigrated to the usa #he looks pissed off in all these pics that's just his natural state of existing #existential dread #also she does not know he is a vampire #they're both in their late 20s #let me shut up now #luc arte

[rock-a-noodle]

DANI BOWMAN IS A GORILLAZ FAN HOLY SHIT

#shut up kelly #Gorillaz #2D #love on the spectrum #dani bowman #am i surprised tho she's an animation geek

[fromtheseventhhell]

Genuinely hilarious that they talk all that shit about hating “girlboss” characters meanwhile acting as if QitN Sansa isn’t the ultimate Girlboss fantasy for these dullards.

Exactly. They're so hypocritical and it's comical to see how inconsistent they are. They bash Dany and Arya as "girlbosses" for being active in their arcs, as though that's a bad thing, but then want exactly that for Sansa. They want her to become Queen Regent of the North but because she isn't there in her arc, they're stuck having to praise what she does have - passivity. They'll do and say anything to prop Sansa up and put Arya and Dany down.

#ask #anon #anti sansa stans #this whole masculine vs. feminine active vs. passive shit only started because Stansa's hated how Arya and Dany were more important #so they started bashing everything even slightly related to them which unfortunately robbed Sansa of any agency or personality #they're at the point where they want female characters to sit down shut up and suffer prettily or else they're masculine and less worthy #they really fetishize the suffering of female characters under the patriarchy and it's gross #this is what happens when you treat characters like self-inserts

[turnipoddity]

just thinkin about bly manor ronance au… im going to pass out now

#robin is so jamie #nancy is dani #yea yea im going to cry myself to sleep tonight #ronance #stranger things #shut up dira #the haunting of bly manor

[thesquirrelqueer]

making another post about this: the reason why the concept of tiktok making their own version of goncharov really annoys me is because of how forced it feels and also the fact that the op of the tiktok asking people to pretend zepotha exists is just like trying so hard to make an artificial trend so that they can promote their own music and like sure promoting your music isn’t necessarily a bad thing but don’t like try to take an idea that is so ingrained in the yes and culture of tumblr and use that to make people listen to your music it’s just lazy and unoriginal

#zepotha #goncharov #shut up dani #tiktok

[marriedzukka]

if you're wondering why retgmt16 is taking so long i just finished a scene where they're literally just sitting on the couch and it's over 5,000 words long

#i simply dont know when to shut up. sorry #did i mention this is going to be long. because it's going to be Long #'but dani you could just split it up-' #NO. i cannot. #in all seriousness theres a lot going on irl thats making writing difficult but im trying!! #i have a vision and come hell or high water this thing will be done this year i swear to gawd #retgmt

[jasmariswonderland]

DANI!!! Say hello to your father in law to be! 💙

#in all seriousness though #I have this headcanon where when Vil brings Dani to meet his dad she becomes incredibly star struck #because she had no idea Eric Venue was Vil’s father because of the stage name difference #but Eric grows to adore her because he makes his son so happy #things i should probably shut up about

[mikelogan]

Stills from Scrubs 3x06 My Advice to You

#scrubs #scrubsedit #jdox #john dorian #perry cox #jordan sullivan #dani sullivan #myedit #3x06 #my advice to you #im not gonna lie to you guys #i completely forgot about this episode/these scenes #i fully intend now to never shut the fuck up about them #THE FIRST THREE LIKE ARE YOU JOKING #jd and perry are on a date and jordan and dani are just there for the carnival fun #i need this fic right now immediately

[kissingagrumpygiant]

I have got to get off tiktok and twitter

#tiktok hozier stans most annoying people on earth . asoiag twitter stans most annoying people on earth #both cant read/think theyre the first people to read. both subjecting me to this #shut up!!! shut up!!! #'if dany was born a man no one would be arguing shes azo-' ding ding ding you got it genius!!! thats the point!! #RRAAAHHHHHHHH