#sirees

[obamerzslop]

Adam being jealous of a literal rubber duck, he's so stupid

#hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin adam #hazbin lucifer #hazbin memes #hazbin comic #lucifer x adam #adam x lucifer #adamsapple #guitarduck #slop comic #theyre gay your sire #enemies to lovers but on crack #crack but on crack

[mold-lover]

Elster and Falke chained together, forced to kiss

#anon made me do it #signalis #my art #video games #elster #only drew this cause someone asked #would totally never draw something like this of my own accord #nope no siree

[b2krw3nsx]

Sperm farms for slave boys and old gay man fucks in diapers first Beautiful Kenna eats her sexy stepsis pussy Slender Destiny Summers gets muff loving action Cute Couple Fuck Wild on Webca Blonde white Girl Pussy show webcam Babe blonde pornstar pole dance Orgasmo brutal Blonde with a big back tattoo Flower Tucci shakes her small tits for anal fuck on couch Venus Afrodita like hard bang on camera Parker Page Cheats With Big Black Cock

#codiniac #imbecilely #adventitiousness #phenazin #pertinaceous #skull's #opiliaceous #Champagne-Ardenne #metatarsale #sirees #shamoy #ceorl #stumbly #drug-damned #chainsawman #meek-eyed #incaged #antimodernism #kolkoz #Irmina

[boysappetit]

Scotty and Toddy

#todd smith #scotty sire #treasure trail #adonis belt #cake

[almondpiglet]

ITS SERIZAWAS BDAY TODAY!! IM SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS MAN YALL!!

sns and the kids after celebrating all day long... having sweet lil dreams

#and on easter sunday as well... my boy is BLESSED #i had ran into so many obstacles trying to draw something for him whew boi but i had to... its him!!! #oh yes i will finish the other seriweek stuff too... just making sure i got today on time hehe #piglet stop accidently drawing serirei when you didnt intend to... #WELL WHAT CAN I SAy...heres two dudes just napping on each other... one holding onto the other... nothing going on here no siree!! *sweats* #my art #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #serizawa katsuya #reigen arataka #shigeo kageyama #ritsu kageyama #tome kurata #teruki hanazawa #shou suzuki #ekubo #serizawaweek2024

[scalpho]

bill dead hallariel gone cathilda gone and hell if we're counting gilear then he's gone too. the closest thing fabian has to a parental figure right now is honestly probably his motorcycle. if we had to pick. and that's his dog

#[hangman voice] Sire. Sire. If you open YouTube you can find a washing machine tutorial. Sire please #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fabian aramais seacaster #scal txt

[exceedboundaries]

Apricity's first little comic! Ruffles is a very loyal slugcat, I'll have you know.

Apricity is an AU set between Rivulet and Saint's campaigns that assumes that Rivulet was sent to investigate conditions around Five Pebbles and Moon, given the mark of communication by-- of all iterators-- Unparalleled Innocence. A pearl from Moon's area carried back to UI reveals that, perhaps, it may be worth a shot sending some instructions.

In the meantime, with no contact between the rest of the local group and FP/Moon, the local group has been busy. Busy with what? Well, with abandoning their slowly deteriorating cans and going to the one with the best chance of long-term survival, but perhaps more is going on than just that...

And Spearmaster makes a return! (Not dying on my watch.)

#rain world #rain world au #apricity #rain world downpour #rivulet #spearmaster #rw rivulet #rw spearmaster #lttm #looks to the moon #rw looks to the moon #exceedart #making a comic while sick to avoid doing college senior seminar work due in five days? no siree #sobs into hands

[trashmammal-7]

What if I sobbed, huh? What if I cried my eyes out?

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #doctor who 60th anniversary #wild blue yonder #bernard cribbins #wilfred mott #i really thought “oh wow I'm gonna make it through this episode without crying” #no siree

[nextstopparis]

do u think arthur thinks merlin just hangs in his room in the middle of the night sometimes

#like just for funsies #i bet he catches him once for the first time in a while and is like. #merlin. we TALKED about this. #merlin is only there after literally throwing an assassin out of the window: yes sire #bbc merlin #merthur

[fyblackwomenart]

Olokun by Tshikamba

#tshikamba #black women #woc beauty #black sire #black mermaid #melissa tshikamba #orisha #olokun

[boisnboys]

SCOTTY SIRE

#scotty sire #men #I need his ass ngl

[nadjasnandor]

All I ever wanted was a child of my own.

#wwdits spoilers #wwditsedit #wwdits #wwdits fx #what we do in the shadows #doug jones #the baron #the sire #5.08 #gifs #mine #not my best colouring but i wanted a dad baron gifset #1k

[sunlaire]

love how in disco Elysium, " faggot " is always audio-sensored except for the one time Kim says it. They really made the decision to let him be the only one. They were so right for that honestly.

#sire he hath Gay powers #disco elysium #i was watching a video and was shovked to hear him actually say it #i didnt even realize while i was playing

[danerom]

it was so nice for bill seacaster to have quality family time with his sons fabian and gorgug !

#of course hes been with an orcish woman!! for all he knows he could be gorgugs dad!! #sired a son in two different women! could be your dad #d20 #fhjy #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #zac oyama #lou wilson #dropout

[sharkbath]

The Baron calling The Sire just a roommate was thoroughly devastating to me as someone who completely believes they are ancient husbands but it got saved by this line at the end.

#old man yaoi #the baron and the sire are husbands and the fucked up guillermo frogs are their kids i can not be convinced otherwise #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nadja #laszlo #nandor #guillermo #nandermo #colin robinson #baron afanas #the sire #i want to put the wwdits vampires in my pocket and hold them gently

[wilteddreamsofbaldursgate]

Thinking about Astarion having to deal with his reclaimed mortality once the initial euphoria of it is wearing off: 

When he’s startled from sleep, woken by his own racing heartbeat. 

Him jumping at the movement in the corner of his eye, only to find it’s just his own reflection staring right back at him, puzzled, before he watches his cheeks redden with embarrassment. 

The sun slowly losing its appeal as time goes on because Astarion keeps getting nasty sunburns after days spent outside, trying to make up for centuries confined to darkness. Whenever he comes home with itching skin and drenched in sweat, he finds himself almost missing hiding in the shadows. 

The odd sensation of feeling more and less at the same time: while some of his senses are now dulled to better suit mortality, others feel heightened to the point of sensory overload—a gust of wind feels like fire licking at his skin and he gets so very anxious whenever he loses Tav in the crowd, unable to distinguish them by the once divine scent of their blood any longer. 

Since he has a reliant supply of his own blood pumping through his veins now, he’s feeling aroused so much easier and more often than not at quite inconvenient times. He enjoyed having sex with Tav before, but now that he’s mortal again, he finds that he’s having to overthink intimacy once again—where his desires used to be driven by burning hunger, lust now feels like a pleasant, more natural bodily reaction. Having to seriously consider contraceptive measures, should his partner be able to get pregnant, is also a rather novel experience for him.  

Bathing still feels as good as before, at least. But where he spent hours in the bathroom out of pointless vanity then, Astarion now has to wash himself because his body would stink of sweat and, well, life otherwise. It will be years before he openly excuses himself for having to use the bathroom whenever nature calls.

And food—food would be the hardest to adjust to. It takes a lot of trial and error to find something that pleases his virgin taste buds (although he swears there’re some odd pieces of memories flashing in front of his eyes whenever he's snacking on wild strawberries or awfully sweet citron tarts). He ends up acquiring a taste for raw cookie dough, shredded cheese and sardines, eating little else for the next two years or so. To everyone's astonishment, he's gotten food poisoning only once or twice.

Astarion is no stranger to pain or injury, but he’s appalled by how long it takes to recover from the most minor cuts and bruises. It’s a well-kept secret between him and Tav that his first common cold had him convinced he was dying for a fortnight straight. 

Crying is much easier now, too.

Ironically, it’s mortality that forces Astarion to strive for more permanent, detail-oriented plans for the future. Now that life is finite, he wants to use the time he has wisely. He might keep travelling the realms until he breathes his last, or settle down, eventually. He might learn a new profession or accumulate some wealth in less honest ways. Maybe, one day, he wants to have a family, heirs to whatever he decides to make his own. 

Once Astarion has come to terms with being a mortal elf again, he realises living is not just about a beating heart. Living is about having endless possibilities but limited time. Choices and decisions that lead to only one thing: death. 

Now that Astarion is living again, he finally understands that death is just another part of the journey.

#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 #astarion headcanons #bg3 astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #I know vampires can technically sire children #but to me it feels like that would be a more conscious choice with the blood drinking and all #emicha writes #long post #tw: food