#sitting in chairs weird

[princeloww]

I drew @mrghostrat 's Streamer AU Crowley :D

I kinda don't like how this turned out, but after The Great Art Block of 2023, I'm trying to recover with a sort of "any art is good art" outlook? Like, "I'm not too proud of this, but I'm proud that I am drawing"

So any art at all is a win right now 💪💪💪 (+ I'm so obsessed with And They Were Streamers right now it's unreal)

#love this fic sm #idk why his chair is so big oh god wait that wouldve been an easy fix #FUCKKK IT WAS ON ITS OWN LAYER #i rage closed the file without saving tho so i cant go back into a version with layers oops #lets say that its big cos he needs more room to sit weird #(falls off smaller) #ineffable streamers #good omens #crowley #good omens streamer au #and they were streamers

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair #and im also just obsessed with the range of it??? #theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely #the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs #this was actually like a true derangment post #irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it #im just curious about the origins still #like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race' #the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry #but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time #okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT #the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me #seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc #and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair #and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff #this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #catie.rambling.txt #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[leather-field]

The Mistresses confer

#pathologic #maria kaina #capella olgimskaya #clara pathologic #this was gonna be For Three but then the linear passage of time #might try to finish it up later though #internally all 3 of them are like “these guys are SO fucked up thank god i’m normal” #also side note: clara for sure has the High Places Instinct #like she’s not gonna sit on a chair if there’s like a shelf or something that she can perch on like a weird little gargoyle #love her. so silly ♥️ #my art

[chicinlicin]

sometimes you just gotta put your azem in the asphodelos gear

for science

#ffxiv #ffxiv azem #ffxiv ancient #azem #astrid #drawing #oc #fan oc #i'm gonna be honest #i sketched the whole thing from the front #then remembered the casting top has a draped back #redrew it all from the other side flkfjflskjdfs #so much better for it lol #if the pose is weird it's cause they were sitting on a chair in the original angle and i didn't wanna draw it from this side fffff #deep lore #the glove is abyssos i do what i want #they need the little claws okay

[mittysins]

What happens when the old abandoned android you found and decided to restore happens to have a mind of their own?

Teach them all they want to learn about being human, obviously. While also giving them some sweet upgrades!

Meda doesn’t know who made Drew, but he DOES know that Drew is incredibly unique. They have little recovered memory of their life before their shutdown, and they aren’t quite sure what their purpose is, but Meda told them that not everything needs a purpose. Some things can just be.

#mpreg #tmpreg #it’s not incredibly obvious but Meda is definitely pregnant in the second image #Drew is sitting on a tattoo chair by the way #Meda felt really weird having them laid out on a table to be worked on once they woke up so he obtained one by totally normal means #Drew doesn’t need the neck pillow for comfort #Meda just gave it to them once as a joke and they liked that he found it funny so they’ve used it since #they don’t fuck btw #they get. kind of intimate but it’s under the guise of educational purposes #so I’m sorry to disappoint but the robot is not somehow the other parent 😔 #m draws

[flowerprintundies]

Doctor East✨️

#myart #fanart #the guyver #omygod i can not keep one art style to save my life haha #doctor east #jeffrey combs #was trying to draw him mid transformation sitting on a chair or something idk #hope it doesnt look too weird like what even is perspective???

[n4mless]

If there is a lesson to be learned from Fit’s recent stream is DO NOT SIT IN MAGICALLY APPEARING CHAIRS

#qsmp #qsmp fitmc #fitmc #qsmp liveblog #there is no reason to sit in a weird chair!!!

[mokeonn]

One of my favorite things about being in my early 20s is that I'm starting to understand that I can use things not for their intended purpose. When you're growing up, you get told what an object is and what its intended purpose is, and as a kid/teen, I just accepted all of it at face value. As a young adult it's finally clicking that I can simply do things a different way if it makes me happier. Sure, I was taught that you stand to take a shower, but there's nothing stopping me from just sitting if I don't feel like it, ya know? I might have always had my medication in the kitchen, but if I'm no longer remembering to take it, I can just move it somewhere where I can remember. You don't have to specifically store all food in the kitchen, you can have a little snack cart or snack station in another room.

The downside to finding out the various ways you can use objects is that you develop habits that would probably go on an r/relationships post where everyone says you're a little freak.

#simon says #i just developed a new habit (it's too tmi to put here) and I just know that it's some weird shit #it works and it makes me feel better so I'm gonna keep doing it #but it's some shit that would end up viral where everyone would go 'yo op you should break up with them thats weird' 😔 #i was just thinking about this though because every week or so I learn that I can just do what I want #because there's no fucking object use police I can do what I want #i HIGHLY suggest getting into this habit. if you find something annoying or frustrating you can just do it differently #'I hate washing the dishes because my legs hurt from standing for so long' you can bring a chair and sit or you can break it up into chunks #like on the one hand I'm learning this because I have autism and a plethora of other mental disorders #and it's FINALLY clicking that I can self accommodate whenever and however I so please #I'm just sorta learning that if doing something makes me feel better/happy/gets the job done to do that thing #even if it requires using an object in an odd way #hell there's even some little things I've been playing with #for example: my whole life we sorta just lifted blinds only about halfway up #just sorta how we did it ya know #well recently I decided I wanted more natural light in the sunroom/my office so I wouldn't have to turn on the lamp #and I lifted the blinds all the way up to the very top #and honestly?? it fucking rules. the room looks nicer; i get natural light; i can see the forest out back and it's quite calming and nice #like for ages I just never thought about doing that because it just never occurred to me that I could #i just always put blinds about halfway up because that's about how high blinds do in my household #another little one I learned is that I can just... wash my hair #sometimes when I get too depressed or if my body doesn't need a shower but my hair is greasy #I just shove my head under the bathtub facet and wash my hair #it's just a small thing but for years if my hair needed to be washed I would just take a full shower #now I just fix my greasy hair. bc greasy hair is a huge ick for me but sometimes my body is still clean or im too tired to fully shower #like there's nothing stopping me from doing that and it doesn't hurt anyone. it's just a way of bathing that I wasn't taught #but yeah those are some recent examples of me learning I can just... do stuff differently #the free will is kicking in babes and it has decided I love finding ways to use things differently #it's why im doing a bg3 run where I just press loot all no matter what and use whatever I can in odd ways #anyways I might delete this later might not who knows

[steakout-05]

autistic coded men who have orange cats my beloved

#star trek tng #star trek #star trek data #garfield #garfield jon #jon arbuckle #jetpack joyride #professor brains #jetpack joyride 2 #this is my type. weird silly or otherwise quirky guys who have orange cats #brains being autistic is more just a headcanon i have rather than deliberate coding #but he's been shown to have a few autism-like behaviours and traits across the shorts and jetpack joyride 2 #it's kinda stereotypical but he's more of a logical simple thinker and he finds strings of numbers to be easier to remember than names #which i find to be interesting! he just has different thinking patterns from what i've seen in neurotypicals. and it's like. #it's the autism radar. i can always tell when a fictional character seems to be Not Neurotypical because holy shit they act like me- #-or another autistic person i know! #also all these characters are like. different facets of autism and i think that's so interesting #on the left we have highly logical direct and ''idk what to do with my face or my hands help'' sherlock spin autism #and then there's slightly unhinged dorky possible ADHD combo and complete lack of social skills autism #and finally there's the evil autism #and i love all three of them <3 #i just realised they're also all sitting in big comfy chairs! #jon's armchair looks so comfy though. like i really wanna sit in there #it's probably slightly dirty and most definitely scratched up by garfield but my god that's what make it more homely and comfy #i wonder how many armchairs jon has gotten over the years. i should count all the instances of him having a differently coloured armchair #anyway yeah. autistic cat dads my beloved <3

[catboybrain]

Soma x Sanji - Chapter 3

#sanji #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #op sanji #transparent #manga cap #transparent png #png #i did a version of this without vivi's arm too and i was like. wait this is so weird why did i do that LOL. #i will say. chapter 3 of this is so hard 2 transparent bc of all the damn textures . why you so sitting in chair sanji #this face like absolutely floored me when i saw it thoguh i was like holy Shit . the tender . ?

[jils-things]

SKADJKAJFKSFSAA content warning: embarrassing moment during my dinner out... /lh

#so - my dinner party right? while eating - i couldnt help but notice the waiters that attend to our tables were... young and nice looking #SAGFHHJAHJGSDSAGAS LISTEN JUST LISTEN #one of them stood out to me - he just looked.. really good looking #i promise you i dont fall easily irl -- but this guy just caught my attention #he had the whole waiter outfit though it was more casual - i frowned noticing that he didnt have a nametag on like the other workers ASDDJA #everytime i passed by - i would glance at him and just.. idk appreciate him adjsahsjfksfs im so sorry if this sounds weird HELPLASDAWHA #he just kept visiting our table since there were many of us and i would just smile when he pops up #now when everyones done eating - he would pick up their plates and bro. he took one plate in front of me and i was not ready for it SDFGSHF #picked up the dish next to my sister and i was like ASDAHFJSDAGSD (BREATHE) #BUT YOU KNOW WHAT GOT WORST? (OR BEST?) #IT WAS GETTING LATE. THE RESTARAUNT WAS CLOSING UP AND THE WAITERS KINDA SLOWED DOWN WITH THEIR PACE #they were moving the chairs back in order. the guy i like decides to sit down. and hes there. just breathing #SUDDENLY HE STARTS TO REMOVE HIS BOWTIE AND I WAS LIKE.OH OKAY OKAY. OH #i thought that was it BUT THEN NOOOO HE UNDOES TWO OF HIS BUTTONS AND I SAW HIS COLLAR BROOO I WANTED TO GO HOME SO BAD #AND THEN WE WOULD ACCIDENTALLY MAKE EYE CONTACT WHAT KINDA FUCKIN WATTPAD STORY IS THISSSSSSSS #I WAS SO . EMBARRASSED BUT ALSO LIKE AKSJDAKJFS WHY IS HE SO FINE HHHRRR #i was legit praying to just think back to steven like i dont know how to handle this genuinely ahjdfksafhsfsa #what a day that was...... #~ rambling #man i hope this never happens to me again /lh

[magnoliamyrrh]

little henna piece i did last night with the lights shut off and a phone flashlight bc we were paranoid abt the stalker man outside showing up and seeing us dkdkd

#i was squinting so hard #and sitting in a million weird position on the shitty office chairs

[voidcoretxt]

cant stop thinking abojt the fontaine cast at mcdonalds now

#its all bc of that neuvillette happy meal post. augh #but ueah neuvillettes sobbing over his happy meal. sitting in that little nook between the registers and the corridor with bathrooms #wriothesley and sigewinne are sitting next to the window on couches. sigewinne has a happy meal #wrio has a salad ( sigewinne told him to get it bc its healthy. he got the big one with chicken ) and one of those fish burgers ( dad meal) #chlorinde and navia ( + navias guys that follow her around ) arent on a date but chlorinde wishes it was one #chlorinde is literally shaking bc ouugh navia is so hot while navia bites into a burger no thoughts head empty style #the pickles slid out and stained chlorindes shirt ( white buttonup. she dressed up for this ) #theyre also sitting next to the window #lyney lynette and freminet are sitting at a table where one half has a couch and the other has chairs #lyney and lynette are on chairs and freminet is on the couch #they theee of them are going ham on a chickenbox and lynette is also drinking mcdonalds sprite #( the ice melted so its just weird water now. the straw disintegrated too ) #that goth girl is working cash register #ive thought about this a lot okay #voidcore.txt

[duck-in-a-spaceship]

I have so many thoughts about Wilson buying furniture.

Like, okay, House decides they need furniture. This is fair, I'm pretty sure all they have at the time is a T.V. stand and a couch, they're living like frat boys. Frat boys with a shit ton of money and a very nice condo, but still. Wilson tells House to do it, so House tells Wilson to do it, so Wilson does it. Why? Because House calls him out.

"Your friends, your job, your furniture, it all defines you."

"Buy some furniture, or admit you're empty inside."

Picking out furniture is something that requires, on a teeny tiny level, knowing who you are, just enough to know what kind of tables you like, and how much seating you think is appropriate for the living room. House is giving it a lot of meaning here, sure, but that's kind of just what he does. Overanalyze. Decide that decorating is equivalent to defining your entire existence.

And so that's what Wilson heads out to do. Buy some tables, and define his entire existence.

He fails miserably, of course.

He has no clue what he's doing. He doesn't even know what some of this shit is. He nearly tries to buy a patio table for his dining room. Half of these chairs completely and utterly BAFFLE him. And so he gives up and hires a decorator.

He chooses, in the logic the show has set up, not to define himself. At least, not like this, not by House's games, not by a couch and some chairs. Everything in there is devoid of meaning.

Except the organ. Except the gift for House.

Because in the end, that's how Wilson decides to define himself. Through his love for House.

#house md #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #season 6 #house md spoilers #i just have many thoughts about them living together #rant #also i watched all of season 6 in three days #because i have a ~problem~ #also im obsessed with that shot of wilson sitting in that weird ass circle chair #duck watches house #season 6 episode 16

[funnywormz]

SEVEN OF NINE JUMPSCARE 💥💥💥

i love how she doesn't rlly get human social etiquette around asking to enter/leave. she is just a girl who enters and exits locations

#seven of nine #kathryn janeway #voy #star trek #janeway is always sitting weird in chairs. there's nobody around to yell at her to get her feet off the furniture bc she's the captain ig

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… stretching

#dailydegurechaff #youjo senki #the saga of tanya the evil #tanya von degurechaff #half assed chair was added as an afterthought #this is ur friendly reminder: if ur currently sitting in a weird way that will fuck up ur back take a big stretch and Not Do That